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December 30, 2004

You Might Be a Liberal If...
— Ace

Florida Cracker runs down a few good ones, then adds her own.

Did James Wolcott really pray for hurricanes to kill Americans? I guess he did. And then he dared to snark about Bush's statement about/to the tsunami victims.

Yeahp. It's all true. Click on the link and see for yourself.

Remember, this is the guy with three "ocicats," named Jasper, Roland, and something else equally gay I can't recall off the top of my head.

Posted by: Ace at 07:05 PM | Comments (23)
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1 Jacques? Gerhard? Those are pretty gay names, these days.

Posted by: Sobek at December 30, 2004 07:45 PM (NGQwO)

2 To be fair, James Wolcott is truly one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen in my life who wasn't naturally deformed. So he's probably very bitter. In fact, Ace should show his picture whenever he has bad news to highlight. He's that hideous.

Posted by: Bob at December 30, 2004 08:01 PM (+7VNs)

3 Henry. I try to not remember anything Wolcott writes, but the names of his ocicats snuck through my yuck barrier. Ocicat? The hell?

Posted by: Nordicgirl at December 30, 2004 08:13 PM (8MyG2)

4 Now Thundercats, that's a different story.

And Sobek? Those have *always* been gay names. Gerhard? That's way too obvious.

Posted by: Smack at December 30, 2004 08:21 PM (CBDWx)

5 On an unrelated note, nifty new banner!

Posted by: Geoff at December 30, 2004 08:57 PM (ihYIo)

6 Andrew?

Posted by: ransom at December 30, 2004 11:08 PM (X1CIU)

7 Hey, Jim Lileks's dog is named Jasper. Don't be hatin, yo.

Posted by: Matt at December 30, 2004 11:15 PM (QY4py)

8 Gay? I believe the term of choice is: MetroSexual.

Posted by: too many steves at December 31, 2004 01:54 AM (kabdx)

9 Yeah, but that's a dog, Matt. Dogs go by slightly different rules than "ocicats."

Posted by: Smack at December 31, 2004 05:12 AM (CBDWx)

10 To be fair, James Wolcott is truly one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen in my life who wasn't naturally deformed.

Look upon his visage, and despair.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 31, 2004 06:48 AM (LW1vk)

11 Hey- Roland's a cool name, by gum.

Posted by: David Scott at December 31, 2004 07:29 AM (hQbMl)

12 Yes, Jeff, I can see that he lacks the raw sexual magnetism of say, a Krugman, or a Moore...

Posted by: lauraw at December 31, 2004 07:38 AM (CRgza)

13 Oscar Wilde lives!

Posted by: zetetic at December 31, 2004 07:44 AM (rowh/)

14 Hey now! Let's not be stooping to the same level as liberals and being dishonest about Wolcott's looks. It's not fair to say he's the ugliest human being out there as long as Teresa Heinz shares air with decent people. Or is she considered human?

Posted by: bullwinkle at December 31, 2004 11:26 AM (9KpI+)

15 lauraw -

starting the celebration a little early are we?

Posted by: BrewFan at December 31, 2004 12:00 PM (95UaF)

16 Ace, where are you man? Did Michelle Malkin's props cause your head to swell & explode?

Posted by: someone at December 31, 2004 01:10 PM (TMTbk)

17 OT

Check out this analysis of media bias at:

http://www.jeffperspective.blogspot.com/

Posted by: jeff1999 at December 31, 2004 01:11 PM (996NH)

18 Well, I won't make cheap jokes about how ugly Mr. Wolcott is.

I will make cheap jokes about how much fun we would have in Texas skinning his ocicats.

If we could make a pair of boots out of em, I might even give him a nod for having critters big enough to make a pair. I'm quite sure he doesn't have a pair.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 31, 2004 01:42 PM (Rfd7y)

19 Hey! His cats aren't to blame for his hideousness (spiritual or otherwise). I would rather rescue the poor things from this man's grasp. He probably talks to them in an absurd, high-pitched baby voice. Hell, I can do that, and I'm cool and gorgeous. (You can take my word for that.) Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know how to make up imaginary feline-retort dialogue when he's talking to them: he probably just waits for them to reply.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at December 31, 2004 02:11 PM (h8nva)

20 Am I the only one who thinks Krugman looks like a Leprechaun?

Posted by: julie at December 31, 2004 03:37 PM (PpK+z)

21 Krugman looks more like a giant Ewok to me.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 01, 2005 11:53 AM (TPhAY)

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