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August 31, 2006

WSJ: Moron bloggers will kill your traffic and your readers will drop you faster than a used rubber [Thomas Jefferson]
— Ace

Or words to that effect.

You can carefully choose your vacation replacements, like Malkin and Instapunderit. Or as See-Dub notes, you can corral a bunch of feces-flinging monkeys to watch the store.

Takes a pair of brass ones to make that second choice. Or two bottles of Valu-rite vodka in less than 24 hours.

I blame the VR. So do any of you reading my moron posts.

I calls em as I sees em. And if I don't sees em, I makes em up.

h/t to See-Dubya at JunkyardBlog, who coined the phrase "feces-flinging monkeys who post nothing but music videos" and you'll notice I didn't post a goddam one of em.

Well, he said most of that.

I think he works at a zoo or something.

He has a fabulous smoking jacket. Ladies, I'm talking fabulous.

Posted by: Ace at 07:01 PM | Comments (9)
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1 I thought the videos were nice.

Posted by: Nice Deb at August 31, 2006 07:10 PM (woQK4)

2 If you ever decide to give up the rotgut, let me recommend Crawford's scotch, a decent bar-brand sold in most stores for a fraction the cost of one of those single malts. I mean, think about it. If a good scotch is still single after 12 years, it's got issues anyway.

Posted by: km at August 31, 2006 07:21 PM (2oREX)

"He has a fabulous smoking jacket. Ladies, I'm talking fabulous."

Definately doing a Queer Eye episode...yep, sure of it.

Posted by: SJR at August 31, 2006 07:22 PM (OAzt5)

4 I thought the videos were nice.

That's because you're nice.

I'm not nice.

Not.

Nice.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 31, 2006 07:34 PM (ChRXV)

5 The AC/DC was OK, but I was kind of hoping for some Cycle Sluts From Hell clips.

You know...just to...ummm... kind of set the "ambiance".

Posted by: Purple Avenger at August 31, 2006 07:40 PM (WxRQS)

Purple Avenger:

Done.

Posted by: Michael at August 31, 2006 08:08 PM (LPlsm)

7 Morons?
Whew, Ace is safe.
We're only retards.

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