July 31, 2007

Worst Boss Ever
— Slublog

Here's a story that comes just in time for my annual evaluation.

EAST POINT, Georgia (AP) -- The owner of a car dealership has been accused of killing two employees because they kept asking for pay raises.

Rolandas Milinavicius has been charged with two counts of murder in the shooting deaths of Inga Contreras, 25, and Martynas Simokaitis, 28.

All three are from the eastern European nation of Lithuania but had been living in Atlanta, Georgia, authorities said.

Milinavicius, who was having financial problems, told police he shot the two Thursday after they kept asking for more pay, said police in East Point, which is just outside Atlanta.

"He told us that he was under a lot of stress," East Point police Capt. Russell Popham said. "Unfortunately, he decided to take his anger out with violence."

Actually, this really isn't that much different than working at the HQ.

None of you really bought the story about AndrewR leaving because he was "busy," do you?

Posted by: Slublog at 05:55 AM | Comments (26)
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1 I think Ace might be heading to Kuala Lampur.

Posted by: sinistar at July 31, 2007 06:04 AM (lMR62)

2

did AndrewR ask ace for a raise?


 


just wonderin.


Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 31, 2007 06:18 AM (pzen5)

3 I won.  They didn't get any raise did they.

Posted by: Rolandas Milinavicius at July 31, 2007 06:23 AM (8Dgyh)

4 I just forwarded this to my boss. I wonder if that was a good idea...?

Posted by: S. Weasel at July 31, 2007 06:25 AM (rasT+)

5 I just forwarded this to my boss. I wonder if that was a good idea...?

Heh.  I did the same thing.

Posted by: Slublog at July 31, 2007 06:26 AM (R8+nJ)

6 Huh.  Posts in the morning.... this no Ace thing isn't as bad as I first anticipated...

Posted by: Terry at July 31, 2007 06:27 AM (+7Usq)

7 Allah may need to lay back on the iPhone requests

Posted by: mbruce at July 31, 2007 06:30 AM (LLCm9)

8 Have you guys been watching Redford's The Last Castle or something?  

"You have checkmate in 5"

...
...

"But I have checkmate in 3"

Its a good ploy, but he still got shot in the end.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 31, 2007 06:31 AM (8Dgyh)

9

Ok,


Ace is gone. Nice joke. Ha Ha Ha!


He is coming back, right?


Right?


Posted by: Tushar D at July 31, 2007 06:47 AM (IlgNp)

10 WOOOOOO!!!!!! I got another Allahlanche!

Posted by: sinistar at July 31, 2007 06:59 AM (lMR62)

11

having worked for his satanic majesty i can tell you the worst boss ever is the one that keeps you alive...just alive enough to continue the torture.


this murderer probably thought he was doing the poor stiffs a favor.


Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at July 31, 2007 07:02 AM (4xK1D)

12

Chiulk bybi kol kaula rasi!


Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2007 07:08 AM (gzbD0)

13 Shit, messed up my name URL.  Fixed now.

Posted by: sinistar at July 31, 2007 07:22 AM (lMR62)

14

...thinks he's Tommy Noble or something.


No way.


(laughing to himself) No WAY.


 


Posted by: Sarcastic Lizard at July 31, 2007 07:40 AM (FgxdU)

15

The secret of the optimal employer / employee relationship?


Paying just enough to keep you from quitting and working just hard enough to keep from being fired.


Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2007 07:59 AM (m2CN7)

16 The Dems raise the minimum wage and see what happens???

Posted by: rancid poodle at July 31, 2007 08:01 AM (gUuf6)

17

It's a good thing the other employees didn't mention the workers restroom being broken.  Shit.


Posted by: dragonlady474 at July 31, 2007 08:07 AM (zxtIU)

18 You didn't mention that 100% of car dealers are wingnuts. These are your people, Ace.


As opposed to my people, who enjoy nothing quite so much as a having frozen fruit up their asses.

Posted by: JimBimbo at July 31, 2007 08:48 AM (s51YO)

19 Yeah Ace you wingnutty wingnut Halliburtony facist you.  I need cock.

Posted by: Usagi BimJimbo at July 31, 2007 08:56 AM (Ivufb)

20

"You didn't mention that 100% of car dealers are wingnuts. These are your people, Ace."


Pretty funny there, jimbo. Now, get back to mopping the jiz from stall 3 before I make you work the glory-hole again, bitch.


Posted by: Big AL at July 31, 2007 08:59 AM (Tr2b6)

21 Russkies: Doing jobs Americans won't do...

Posted by: thebronze at July 31, 2007 09:32 AM (8zsLf)

22 You didn't mention that 100% of car dealers are wingnuts. These are your people, Ace.
Posted by: JimBimbo at July 31, 2007 01:48 PM (s51YO)

Tiresome.  Boring. Unoriginal.

Thumbs Down.


Posted by: Gene Siskel's Ghost at July 31, 2007 10:13 AM (R8+nJ)

23 Now, get back to mopping the jiz from stall 3 before I make you work the glory-hole again



Now I know Ace and his klan are from the Dartmouth Review. Who else has so much sex in men's rooms?

Posted by: JimBimbo at July 31, 2007 12:11 PM (s51YO)

24 JimBimbo-

Who else has so much sex in men's rooms?

I don't know... Where did your mommy go to school?

Posted by: fletch at July 31, 2007 12:38 PM (4L/3n)

25 Hey, you guys know any good glory holes?

Posted by: Usagi BimJimbo at July 31, 2007 01:29 PM (Ivufb)

26 Fire them. Don't fire at them.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at July 31, 2007 05:44 PM (4gHqM)

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