If Hillary can have her right wing conspiracy, why can't he have his Clinton conspiracy?  Its not like he doesn't have a lot of factual information to mix with his seemingly nutty conjectures.   

Holy crap, Jack!  That's 100% pure, unadulterated, comic genius of a takedown you just wrote.  I'm still pissing myself.

I will never ridicule your poetry again!

JackM for prez.

I will never ridicule your poetry again!

Dude.

You know, for a lesbian, his version of Hillary seems to suck a whole mess of dick. (with apologies to Something*Positive)

Thanks for giving us our shot of that sweet, sweet crazy for the weekend, Jack.

Tell me more about your politics, Rob. I'm on the verge of subscribing to your newsletter

A Ron Paul supporter with a newsletter? Maybe Ron himself actually writes this one, since he apparently didn't write his own.

Believe me I give him no respect but unfortunately him and people like him are the only ones to raise and repeat the confirmed dirt on the Clinton's*.  Everyone in the sane world seems to have come to accept or ignore some really bad things. 

* There are a few books out there but they are in the remainder bins.

The one thing I'll give him is the Webb Hubbell paternity thing. Look at his photo side by side with Chelsea.

Scary.

^{They come to the HQ for cutting edge political commentary, but they come back for the epic poems and occasional links to lipstick-lesbian pr0n. Mainly the epic poems, though}

What if we arrived here by accident looking for lesbo pr0n and only stay cause we were lured into the activity pit?

"Everyone in the sane world seems to have come to accept or ignore some really bad things."

Huh?  You wouldn't be Mrs.  Morrow, would you? 

As a Clinton-hater from way back I gotta say, that dude is scary and the type that really bothers me.

If he wasn't a Ronulan, I would have thought he was a Clinton plant (hmmmm, that does add some authenticity, maybe he is a Clinton plant)

As we all know, the Clintons love to respond to bs attacks and ignore the real ones.

Geniuses like that guy muddy the waters so if people ask "Where did Foster die and how did he get to that park?", Clintonistas can respond, "Oh, so you think Hillary killed 53 people, huh? Loon."

Because, you see, I could be Mr. Morrow.

The realization that I am not has done a lot to raise my spirits.

I don't know if this guy is a crackpot or not but the first time I saw a picture of Chelsea, I said, 'Whoa - Webb Hubble!" The facial simularities are striking, and it's hard to see any of Bill's genes at all.

Since I'm teetering on the edge of crackpottery, I might as well go whole hog.

Bill has always liked the Playmate-of-the-Month circa 1970 type. Big eyes, big smile, big hair, lotsa makeup. He is no more attracted to Hillary's 'type' than he is to another man.

Bill hooked up with Hill shortly after his return from the Soviet Union. His 1970 trip had been paid for by the Soviet government and, as was always the case, vetted by the KGB. Bill had been bird-dogged as someone of interest by one of his Oxford professors. 

That's not the conspiracy theory. That's pretty well established. Here's the conspiracy theory.

During the Cold War it was a standard practice to provide a 'Party Wife' to members who did what they called 'secret work'. The Party Wife would be a partner and provide sex as needed, or the man could get sex elsewhere.

Hillary was a true-believing Marxist, mentored by the likes of Robert Truehaft and Jessica Mitford. But she was 'clean' - that is, not a CPUSA member - the perfect Party Wife. 

Sure, it's crazy. But have you seen pics of Hillary circa 1970?

It makes me laugh that some of you people are so ordinary in your outlook that you think "holding a steady job" is some kind of virtue. Being told what to do your entire life is the definition of slavery. I've hardly ever worked, have accumulated a good deal of wealth, lived in eight countries and visited 76, and have never inherited one cent from anyone. It is only the un-courageous who  hide behind their jobs to have some sort of identity. I feel sorry for all the people who have no idead how to live.

Eric Thomas Bradley

It makes me laugh that some of you people are so ordinary in your outlook that you think "holding a steady job" is some kind of virtue.

Diligence is one of the seven virtues described in the poem Contest of the Soul.  Holding a steady job often requires a careful work ethic, which is diligence.  Patience, another virtue, is usually necessary too.

Furthermore, your comment Mr. E.T. Bradley, leads me to believe you lack the virtues of kindness and humility.  Apparently being well-travelled and wealthy isn't everything.

You needed to include "has an ivy league education and an advanced degree" somewhere in the original post.

Only someone so educated could be so fucking stupid.

Oh, after seeing his pic, I'm not buying that "working out, bike riding, hiking" thing.

Eric,

Sucking Dick is still considered work.

"I've hardly ever worked, have accumulated a good deal of wealth, lived in eight countries and visited 76, and have never inherited one cent from anyone."

Oh yea?!?!?! Well I've only worked 3 days in my entire life, worth $546.7 million, lived in 21 countries and visited 103, and was born a poor black child with no rhythm.

Does that make me cooler than you or does that just make me another person that tries to blow smoke up people's asses on the internet in a vain attempt to make myself feel superior?

"It is only the un-courageous who hide behind their jobs to have some sort of identity. I feel sorry for all the people who have no idead how to live."

It must be lonely up there. I guess that's why you feel the need to post on a moron blog.

 Forgive me if I think you are full of shit.

Eric,

Sucking Dick is still considered work

Not if he enjoys it.

But going the extra mile to lick scrotum?  Yeah- I guess that might be work.

It makes me laugh that some of you people are so ordinary in your outlook that you think "holding a steady job" is some kind of virtue. Being told what to do your entire life is the definition of slavery. I've hardly ever worked, have accumulated a good deal of wealth, lived in eight countries and visited 76, and have never inherited one cent from anyone. It is only the un-courageous who  hide behind their jobs to have some sort of identity. I feel sorry for all the people who have no idead how to live.

Eric Thomas Bradley

Oh great, another keyboard Rambo.

THE BOTTOM LINE: HILLARY IS IRRESPONSIBLE WITH POWER

Dear American Friend,               www.1984ArkansasMotherOfTheYear.com

            I have attached my “Hillary file” which is culled from the 205+ books and other media that I have on Hillary and Bill. The Clintons are thugs. On the campaign trail in 2007 Hillary and Bill are play acting as the loving, respectful couple – singing each other’s praises on stage and engaging in public affection as they troll for votes.

            In order to understand Hillary and Bill, one must first understand the wildly dysfunctional Jerry Springer lifestyle they have lived for 36 years. Hillary has covered for Bill who not only has had HUNDREDS of women, but also perpetrated several rapes and vicious sexual assaults, often involving biting the lips of the women victims. In order to cover up this Jerry Springer chaos, Hillary has often used Sopranos tactics: a secret police and criminal intimidation tactics to harass, intimidate and terrify Bill’s sex victims and girlfriends.

WE’VE HAD ENOUGH “EXPERIENCE” WITH HILLARY;

CLINTON BLACK OPERATIONS MUST STOP

            These tactics include the savage beating/almost murder of Gennifer Flower’s neighbor (Gary Johnson – 6/26/92), criminal harassment campaigns on Kathleen Willey (1997-98 car vandalism, stole or killed her cat Bullseye, witness tampering), Liz Ward Gracen (who Bill probably raped [1983] while she was Miss America – harassed/threats, 1997), Gennifer Flowers (break-ins, threats, 1992), Sally Perdue (car vandalism, threats, 1992), Bobbie Ann Williams (break-in), Christy Zercher (a flight attendant, groped 1992, break-in, 1994), Patrick Knowlton (extreme harassment campaign Oct. 1995; witness tampering),  Suzi Parker (a journalist harassed off Arkansas tainted prison blood scandal 1999, fearing for her life), Connie Hamzy (lying campaign, 1991) and Juanita Broaddrick (raped by Bill 1978, break-in and IRS audit when she went public in 199 . It is not a stretch to say that Hillary, Bill and Buddy Young may have organized the murder of their former contract employee Jerry Parks on 9/26/93 because he knew too much about the Clintons.

            Hillary and Bill were well on the way to crucifying Monica Lewinsky as an unstable stalker, liar and fantasist - – and would have done so if Bill’s semen had not been found on Monica’s blue dress. Hillary’s private eyes were already digging into Monica’s past, when the real story was the Clintons’ criminal track record.

            Additionally, biographer Roger Morris describes a vicious sexual assault by Bill on a woman (around 1980) on p.238 in his book Parters in Power. Journalist Michael Isikoff details a extremely crude sexual advance by President Bill in 1996 on a lady married to a Democratic VIP on p.162 of his book Uncovering Clinton. Additionally, pervert Bill exposed himself to Paula Jones in May, 1991 and also to Carolyn Moffet in 1979.

            Other Clinton dysfunctions include Bill’s cocaine addiction as governor, Hillary’s lesbianism and the fact that Chelseais probably the seed of Webb Hubbell, NOT Bill Clinton. Bill’s only offspring is probably Danny Williams, the product of deadbeat dad Bill’s cocaine-fueled sex orgies with (no condoms) drug-addicted street hooker Bobbie Ann Williams and her girlfriends back in 1983-84. Bill paid $200 to Gennifer Flowers so she could have an abortion in Jan., 1978, just 3 months before Bill’s double rape of Juanita Broaddrick on 4-25-78. Bill severely bit Juanita’s lip to disable her during the rapes. Also, wild Bill, brother “Roger the Dodger” and best friend Dan Lasater were partying with high school girls and providing them cocaine when Bill was governor in the early 1980’s.

             And, of course, there is Hillary’s long and intense affair with Vince Foster who was her emotional husband while Bill was screwing everything in sight. Hillary has a long record of fomenting domestic violence with Bill. The Secret Service, fed up with this insanity, leaked to the press Hillary smashing a lamp during an argument with Bill. Hillary has often thrown objects at victim Bill.

            Hillary has used criminal tactics such as a secret police and illegal IRS audits to go after both political enemies and Bill’s sex victims and girlfriends. It was probably Clintons’ FBI who put a rotating harassment team of 25 people on Patrick Knowlton, a witness in the Vince Foster investigation, on October 26, 1995, and continuing for a week. What the Clintons did to Patrick Knowlton was Clinton streetfascism as well as witness tampering.

            This was a prelude to the intimidation campaign waged on Kathleen Willey in 1997-98 before her deposition in the Paula Jones case. Paula Jones who Bill exposed himself to, rape victim Juanita Broaddrick, probable rape victim Liz Ward Gracen, and mistress Gennifer Flowers all got audited by Clintons’ IRS in the late 1990’s.

            Floyd Brown’s offices were burglarized in 1992 and only his Clinton files were stolen. Brown’s private phone conversations were illegally wiretapped by Hillary’s goon Jack Palladino. Another one of Hillary’s thugs, Anthony Pellicano is in jail in LA for the same kind goon tactics he did for the Clintons in 1992.

            Clinton biographer Emmett Tyrrell also had his offices twice broken into and his NY apartment invaded once. The manuscript of Tyrrell’s book Boy Clinton was stolen when he couriered it to Robert Novak for a blurb. Clintons thugs tried to intimidate 2 of Tyrrell’s researchers in Little Rock.

            Also, at least one independent counsel in the 1990’s took to carrying a gun after being harassed by Clinton goons in yet another intimidation event.

Hil

HILLARY TREATS PEOPLE LIKE DIRT

LIKE THEY ARE “INVISIBLE”

            Many people close to the Clintons describe Hillary as rude, vulgar and abusive, not just with staff and co-workers, but especially with Bill who she made a sport of ridiculing, according to L.D. Brown, Bill’s favorite state trooper. Hillary is well known for making mean, vicious and personally degrading comments often towards people who work for and with her. She probably got that from her dad Hugh Rodham, a deeply disturbed man.

            Hillary and Bill are sociopaths, not unlike serial killers such as Ted Bundy. Seemingly personable and normal while brown nosing wealthy contributors or opinion makers, Hillary and Bill have no regard for the integrity and well being of others. They disregard rules and lie with practiced ease, not feeling guilt or empathy for others.

             Bill is the kind of guy who can rape your sister upstairs and then come down to the living room and tell you what a great book he has read about women’s rights. Hillary is the kind of person who can be in the kitchen calling up a secret police to terrify your rape victim sister into silence, and then come out to the living room and ask what do you think about her latest speech on women’s and children’s rights.

            Some of the goons that Hillary has used to cover up her and Bill’s Jerry Springer lifestyle and criminal activity include Ivan Duda (1982), Jerry Parks (1980’s), Jack Palladino (1992) and Anthony Pellicano (1990’s). Pellicano is now in JAIL in Los Angeles for the same kind of thug intimidation tactics that Hillary hired him for. Also, Buddy Young, the head of Bill’s trooper detail and who Bill made #2 at FEMA, is additionally a dangerous criminal that Hillary and Bill has employed in their black operations. Terry Lenzer is also someone Hillary has used extensively.

            Please forward this information to your Democratic friends and co-workers and ask that they (and you) vote for and support John Edwards, Barack OBAMA, Bill Richardson or any other Democratic candidate, and NOT Hillary. The difference is Hillary will break your kneecap to get to the White House; the others will not.

            Thank-you and have a great day!

Robert Morrow       Clinton expert    Austin, TX    512-306-1510

Hey, check this out, I write poetry, too:

Hillary and Huma Abedin sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage lesbian sex,

Then comes NOTHING.  [Source: right there in front of you]

Hillary and Webb Hubbell sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage,

Then comes CHELSEA [Source: Larry Nichols and Chelsea's BIG lips]

Bill and Gennifer sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes bondage/kinky sex,

Then comes an ABORTION [January, 1978, source: Gennifer Flowers]

Bill and crack whores sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes cocaine fueled orgies with no condoms,

Then comes Danny Williams [in 1984, a child that Hillary and deadbeat dad Bill have done NOTHING for, Source: Bobbie Ann Williams]

Hillary and Vince Foster sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes an emotional marriage,

Then comes VINCE'S SUICIDE (1993) leaving his wife Lisa a WIDOW and 3 kids without a dad

   [Vince's deteriorating relationship with lover Hillary was a big factor in Vince's suicide.]

Hillary and Bill sitting a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage and 32 years of pure hell,

Then comes NOTHING.  [Chelsea is probably the seed of Webb Hubbell, Not Bill Clinton.]

from Robert Morrow Clinton expert     Austin, TX    512-306-1510