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January 27, 2008

Well, That'll Learn Him
— LauraW.

Jiminy crickets.

Remember that snotty, arrogant kid in Australia whose house party caused a riot and thousands of dollars in damages?

He has an agent, and he's going to become a professional party host and DJ.

Markson, agent for many Australian celebrities, said the teen could make up to A$100,000 from his tour and could become rich, although Markson would pocket 20 percent of his earnings.
"He did a great party in the wrong place. We're going to put on a great party in the right place," Markson told Australian Associated Press.
Delaney has been lionized by youths as a legend and condemned as an arrogant brat by most other Australians, with Web sites inviting people to "slap Corey down the street." By Thursday Delaney had been slapped by 695,000 Internet users.
Markson said Delaney, who temporarily moved out of home to escape his furious parents, had been punished enough and should be allowed to make a living.

Well done, son. Quite an accomplishment.

Posted by: LauraW. at 03:16 PM | Comments (38)
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1 Hey, being a jerk is a marketable talent.

Posted by: AR at January 27, 2008 03:22 PM (KxN5Q)

Let's marry this douche to Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 27, 2008 03:23 PM (omkIU)

3 No such thing as bad publicity, if you don't mind being a Clymer.

Posted by: Bob Hawkins at January 27, 2008 03:28 PM (pnBkj)

4 This guy does seem to have an extraordinary talent for making flyers with a sharpie and a xerox machine. I hear he knows where to find girls and beer, too. Amazing! I shoulda majored in Assholery.

Posted by: Joanie at January 27, 2008 03:49 PM (Yyy1m)

5 Fuck this fucking kangaroo. This kid is a tool to the
maxity-max. I want to punch him in his stupid yellow
sunglasses.

Posted by: D-Rockity at January 27, 2008 03:58 PM (ekssJ)

6 Behold the power of the internet! This is what Al Gore dreamed of when he invented it.

Posted by: Jeff_McAwesome at January 27, 2008 04:05 PM (9mxWL)

7 Good. Now his parents can sue him.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 27, 2008 04:07 PM (AZziM)

Rosetta, do you think he has herpes too?

Posted by: kempermanx at January 27, 2008 04:14 PM (iLWmI)

9 I'd hire him to host my party so long as each guest gets to yank his nipple rink.

Posted by: dlm at January 27, 2008 04:14 PM (n0nfM)

10 Ring Ring Ring Ring

Posted by: dlm at January 27, 2008 04:14 PM (n0nfM)

11
Remember folks - this kind of Cinderella story doesn't happen in communist countries. Only in the Free West - where every purile idiot has a shot to make it - can this happen.

Damn I love it.

Posted by: Electric Ferret at January 27, 2008 04:26 PM (1Vhvb)

Rosetta, do you think he has herpes too?

I sure hope so.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 27, 2008 04:30 PM (omkIU)

Within a month he wil be totally forgotten and maybe estranged from his parents.

Amazing what people will trade for a little fame.

Posted by: CavMedic at January 27, 2008 04:50 PM (rYFmu)

I'm starting to see what my dad must have gone through in 1968. war,drugs, disrespectful punk kids...I think i'll give him a call.

Posted by: mark c at January 27, 2008 04:51 PM (Bk3+g)

15 RE: dlm @ #10 above...

Hello?

Posted by: The Guy Who Takes Things Too Literally de Blog at January 27, 2008 05:16 PM (ThZCx)

#7: Good. Now his parents can sue him.

That's the spirit!!!

Posted by: cardeblu at January 27, 2008 06:21 PM (U/+XY)

17 This doesn't make any sense. The guy got lucky with his party, or unlucky depending on the person, by posting it free-for-all on the internet.

Anybody could do that, once, but I doubt he'll be able to do it again.

Posted by: amkun at January 27, 2008 07:11 PM (NddNm)

Throw another bash. Payback/Repair Parents. Another 15 minutes. This time as misunderstood entrepenuer. Sheer gold.

Posted by: A Dingo Ate My Baby at January 27, 2008 07:49 PM (GvwnD)

19 Bet he doesn't take off the sunglasses. Because "I like 'em" and "they're famous!"

I love that stoner.

Posted by: Chris Farley at January 27, 2008 08:40 PM (pruBD)

Isn't that how Joel Goodson got into college?

Posted by: headhunt23 at January 28, 2008 04:19 AM (OMCBg)

If he makes good on his entrepreneurial bid, he ought to make a job offer to that joyless scold who first interviewed him.

"Umm, yeah, mate, your job will be to polish my sunglasses. With your tongue. Nekkid. In clear heels."

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