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June 30, 2007

Well, If I Knew I'd Get That Everytime I Homered...
— Ace

He jerks one out into the cheap seats.

And then a teammate helps him jerk one out into the dugout.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.

Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM | Comments (46)
Post contains 43 words, total size 1 kb.

Now that's a true friend and teammate.

Posted by: John at June 30, 2007 02:51 PM (7itTb)

2 Told ya.

Posted by: George Carlin at June 30, 2007 02:52 PM (1UCRY)

3 Man, he went in for the big dig on ye ole Sacajaweas.

Posted by: mbruce at June 30, 2007 02:53 PM (LLCm9)

4 That's the reward that keeps JackM blogging away - the Ace grope.

Posted by: steve_in_hb at June 30, 2007 02:53 PM (7FHPf)

5 Take me out to the balllllll game....

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2007 03:01 PM (t+mja)

6 I've been suggesting that as an office policy for years, but it always gets shrugged off.

Posted by: genghis at June 30, 2007 03:05 PM (HwY1l)

7 im in ur dugoutz... grabin your ballz!

Posted by: Catfish Willie at June 30, 2007 03:07 PM (xcdpC)

8 Welcome to the Brave New World... CNN has user comments enabled now. Not sure if they are censored or not...

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 30, 2007 03:12 PM (c3AXa)

9 Mesa will shit if I post that. I think I will.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 30, 2007 03:13 PM (QTv8u)

10 Well, at least, he had the goddamn common courtesy!

Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at June 30, 2007 03:21 PM (c3AXa)

11 They created a sport where you play with balls all day, what the hell did they think was going to happen?

Posted by: wahhaw at June 30, 2007 03:26 PM (KyHUV)

12 They play with a long stick too wahhaw.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 30, 2007 03:28 PM (QTv8u)

13 That's the reward that keeps JackM blogging away - the Ace grope.

The ironic thing, is that is the same technique I had to demonstrate on Ace to get this gig in the first place!

Posted by: Jack M. at June 30, 2007 03:28 PM (T93tD)

Was that the ball boy?

Or is his job just to adjust your cup after a home run?

Posted by: bjm92649 at June 30, 2007 03:34 PM (l8kN/)

15 What do we have to do to get this to be common practice for women's teams?

Posted by: mbruce at June 30, 2007 03:39 PM (LLCm9)

16 I mean on the field, not the after game party?

Posted by: mbruce at June 30, 2007 03:42 PM (LLCm9)

17 Oops, I forgot about the fear.

Posted by: mbruce at June 30, 2007 03:42 PM (LLCm9)

18
The ironic thing, is that is the same technique I had to demonstrate on Ace to get this gig in the first place!

Sheesh. You got off easy. My "job interview" was like an Aristocrats joke told by Andrew Dice Clay.

Posted by: Slublog at June 30, 2007 03:47 PM (jXijA)

19 ok SERIOUSLY.
WTF?

Posted by: jdub at June 30, 2007 04:20 PM (XNRdS)

20 "The fear"?

Posted by: someone at June 30, 2007 05:05 PM (TXnhk)

So this is what brown people do with each other. Very interesting...

Posted by: John at June 30, 2007 05:13 PM (7itTb)

22 All these years I've been telling you the Cubs suck you thought I meant they were a bad team.

Posted by: BrewFan at June 30, 2007 05:45 PM (aVfHt)

Posted by: Some Spanish-speaking sheep at June 30, 2007 06:27 PM (C+kJJ)

24 O the humanity! Listen, folks, that is the worst thing I've ever witnessed.

Posted by: That guy at June 30, 2007 06:31 PM (C+kJJ)

25 He's just celebrating....like a viking.

Posted by: Drew at June 30, 2007 06:37 PM (gNyUT)

26 Roger Clemens!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Suzyn Waldman at June 30, 2007 06:45 PM (TXnhk)

27 Guys,

That is what is known as a "reverse package check" done by Latin players after walk off homers and other game winning plays. For those of us of the Caucasian persuasion, that is knows as a "reverse cup check".

DING DONG!

Posted by: fmfnavydoc at June 30, 2007 07:02 PM (I6QiV)

I don't think Izturis realling giving Arimis a reach-around? I think he was wiping his ass for him.

Pretty much everyone who was watching crapped their pants after that homer.

Posted by: Embittered Redleg at July 01, 2007 02:44 AM (LDAAm)

I still maintain to this day that Pudge Rodriguez kissed Palmero in the Rangers dugout.

It was weird.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 01, 2007 07:21 AM (FXakj)

30 If that's what it takes to get the Cubbies into the World Series, I say have at it.

Posted by: mesablue at July 01, 2007 07:26 AM (DzeyU)

31 Catfish Willie FTW!

(seriously, I'm sitting here watching the Yankees get smacked all over River Avenue, and Wife™, straight out of Church, calls and tells me I gotta go get fitted for a new suit, because some idiot niece of hers I've never met is getting married in two weeks...in BALTIMORE!...and I am going and "you are not showing up as your regular slob."

Someone, anyone?

Come to Staten Island and make me a member of Wu Tang.

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at July 01, 2007 09:12 AM (pnY28)

32 Then I can represent.

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at July 01, 2007 09:14 AM (pnY28)

28 Embittered Redleg: that was Izturis? I couldn't tell. But I've never really liked him, and now I think I can understand why.

With the Cubs being as "cursed" as they are, you'd think they wouldn't be interested in performing activities that basically invite cruel twists of fate. I mean, one second you're congratulating a guy on his walkoff homer, and the next your All-Star third baseman is on the DL with crushed testicles because you accidentally tagged him in the sack too hard, or you both have to go to the ER because your arm's now elbow-deep up his ass. For the Cubs, that could happen. Kerry Wood got hurt by a hot tub.

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