October 31, 2008
— Open Blog These magnificent specimens of human debris, and their 100 guests.
THE Muslim wedding of a seven-year-old boy and a five-year-old girl has been raided by police.Cops arrested the Muslim cleric conducting the sick ceremony and the childrens parents in Pakistans largest city.
The cleric had not yet begun the ceremony of Mohammad Waseem, seven, and his bride Nishain Karachi, five which was attended by 100 guests.
Edited [ace]: I took down the flaming douche... don't want to wear it out, and I'm thinking I need to hold off on it until I get a less sexual sort of douche for the pic.
Update [Vinnie] I agree with Ace.
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Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 09:35 PM (hawOV)
There were that many people in one place who were totally okay with this? Really?
Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 09:35 PM (xWk3U)
Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 09:37 PM (xWk3U)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 09:37 PM (i73Rf)
Posted by: David at October 31, 2008 09:38 PM (HAdov)
Posted by: CB at October 31, 2008 09:39 PM (9Wv2j)
Alright, morons, I need some suggestions for a fairly simple whiskey drink (just don't say coke)
To make it sort of on topic, I'm thinking of it as a protest against the psycho muslims who would cut my head off for drinking but aren't bothered by the marriage of 5 and 7 year olds.
Posted by: phil at October 31, 2008 09:40 PM (fDO1N)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 09:40 PM (i73Rf)
Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at October 31, 2008 09:40 PM (VYEVW)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 09:40 PM (i73Rf)
That is horrible. However, the police found out somehow. Maybe someone there was less than okay with it.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 09:41 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: CB at October 31, 2008 09:43 PM (9Wv2j)
Yeah, Vinnie is a little bit douche happy.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 09:43 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: phil at October 31, 2008 09:43 PM (fDO1N)
Posted by: CB at October 31, 2008 09:44 PM (9Wv2j)
Dude. It inserts into a woman's vagina. How are you going to pull that off?
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 09:44 PM (hawOV)
Alright, morons, I need some suggestions for a fairly simple whiskey drink (just don't say coke)
Whiskey Sour
7&7
on the rocks
Whiskey and Club
shot
Posted by: Ginger at October 31, 2008 09:44 PM (qSqPf)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 09:47 PM (i73Rf)
Can't get the vermouth right now, should have mentioned that no other alcohols will be available because of Milwaukee's crazy ass liquor laws.
Posted by: phil at October 31, 2008 09:47 PM (fDO1N)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 31, 2008 09:47 PM (OEoRy)
Posted by: Swegin at October 31, 2008 09:48 PM (q0Z3p)
Wow. There were enough bodily metaphors in that one, weren't there?
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 09:48 PM (hawOV)
i left it up for ten minutes so that people would see that.
But I can't have mom reading that.
Posted by: ace at October 31, 2008 09:49 PM (8T2pi)
It's not funny. It's an ugly picture. It's a pointless award. It's more unnecessary dilution of the Ace brand.
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 31, 2008 09:49 PM (OEoRy)
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 09:50 PM (2rMGM)
Posted by: JimD at October 31, 2008 09:50 PM (j/wD+)
Winner. That's the one I was looking for. Thanks for the suggestions, all.
Posted by: phil at October 31, 2008 09:50 PM (fDO1N)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 09:51 PM (i73Rf)
Kind of like "someone".
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 09:51 PM (hawOV)
Winner. That's the one I was looking for. Thanks for the suggestions, all.
That's one of my favorites. Yes, I'm a pussy.
Posted by: Ginger at October 31, 2008 09:52 PM (qSqPf)
Posted by: Ginger at October 31, 2008 09:53 PM (qSqPf)
Posted by: David at October 31, 2008 09:54 PM (HAdov)
FWIW, I suffer from a similar phenomena, although it's not DREAMS that come to me, but rather one the random tiny humiliations I've suffered throughout my life. I'm not talking big important shit here, I'm talking "that time in 9th grade where I said that dumb thing to a girl" type stuff here. I'll literally just be bopping along doing my own thing, and then WHAM, I'll get hit with a weapons-grade flashback to the moment of "Oh my god I've made an ass of myself." Sometimes I'll literally flinch from it, physically. All of these things that come back to me are the deadest of dead letter moments: stuff that doesn't matter now and likely never did. But they'll just appear at random and linger there in my memory for five or so minutes, like a terrible cold-snap headache.
No idea if it's related to what you're talking about, but it's always weirded me out. I have no idea why I hang onto these sorts of things, or why they crop up so suddenly.
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 31, 2008 09:54 PM (OEoRy)
How dare we project our petty puritanical expectations on these noble people's heritage?
Etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 09:54 PM (xWk3U)
Pakis marrying their kids to settle a hajji family feud is truly a "MORON" grade move, capital M moron, not small M moron.
Amazing, but only as repellent as about 99% of the other swell things these
Muhammadan Cultists do everyday.
Islam, religion of peace...and pedophile feuders.
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 09:54 PM (2rMGM)
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 09:56 PM (2rMGM)
Posted by: I'm into Stitches at October 31, 2008 09:57 PM (KyqYb)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 09:58 PM (i73Rf)
Basically it involves choosing some new beliefs and a method of internalizing them. Not on everything, but on finances and your natural "success level" vs. thinking about past failures.
As I said it DOES sound hokey... but I guarantee you Donald Trump, David Petraeus, and even John McCain (more notably Arnold) think more along these lines.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 09:58 PM (hawOV)
And the whiskey.
Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at October 31, 2008 09:58 PM (JTN0y)
I won't go into specifics, but I'm an atheist, and Islam is evil.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2008 09:58 PM (ul7te)
Posted by: phil at October 31, 2008 10:00 PM (fDO1N)
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 10:00 PM (2rMGM)
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 10:01 PM (2rMGM)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 10:02 PM (i73Rf)
Posted by: Swegin at October 31, 2008 10:04 PM (q0Z3p)
Look I know we all pride ourselves on pungent hyperbole around here, but you don't throw out a mental image like that without a warning. You just don't do it.
Sonofabitch, you'd probably drop broccoli farts in an elevator full of crippled orphans.
Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 10:04 PM (xWk3U)
OK, now that I'm drinking...
shut the FUCK up, Christoph!
Sure, because learning from great minds (similar to the ones I mentioned) and overcoming feelings and, for that matter, disturbing mental images of failure is less important. A total waste of time in fact.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:04 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 10:07 PM (xWk3U)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 10:07 PM (i73Rf)
Posted by: kad77 at October 31, 2008 10:07 PM (B5RxW)
The part that got me was how much the parents are in trouble for this.
A Pakistan Human Rights Commission official Hina Gillani said the maximum possible punishment for the parents was one month in jail and fine of just over $10 (£6).
Posted by: Talking Mouse at October 31, 2008 10:08 PM (3T0z0)
Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 10:10 PM (xWk3U)
Posted by: Swegin at October 31, 2008 10:10 PM (q0Z3p)
Posted by: funky chicken at October 31, 2008 10:13 PM (xyyHG)
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:15 PM (hawOV)
My apologies, I should have added the obligatory "Skank who did Dennis Rodman" warning but the fingers were faster than the frontal cortex, and voila!
Pap smear reference.
Hey, I avoided using Whoopi or Rosie here, didn't I? Though, technically, Rosie probably rates a prostate exam and not a pap smear...
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 10:17 PM (2rMGM)
Posted by: diderot's dog at October 31, 2008 10:18 PM (nrD02)
It's not funny. It's an ugly picture. It's a pointless award. It's more unnecessary dilution of the Ace brand.
I think, however, that having a flaming plunger for when someone does something especially noble or worthwhile politically, might be a great idea, particularly when it's one of the little people against the lib elite.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:19 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 10:20 PM (i73Rf)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 10:23 PM (i73Rf)
You could use some sort of shower-related imagery + flames for a non-sexual flaming douche.
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at October 31, 2008 10:24 PM (YvLui)
You're a mouth breather, and a shithook.
other than that, okay.
Did I say go F*** yourself?
If not, go f*** yourself.
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 10:25 PM (2rMGM)
Posted by: I'm into Stitches at October 31, 2008 10:27 PM (KyqYb)
Posted by: diderot's dog at October 31, 2008 10:31 PM (nrD02)
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 10:32 PM (2rMGM)
The fact is, we have tried since Camp David to get these shitheels to make peace with Israel and we use pollsters and other political things for that purpose, the same there as we do here.
We worked with the trembling one Yassir Arabfat, too. Doesn't mean we approved of that turd either.
Point is, we work with unsavory characters out of necessity, No-bama hangs with them out of CHOICE, and that makes all the difference: voluntary versus doing what just has to be done.
But you already know that as surely as the fact that you should go F*** yourself...
But I digress.
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 10:41 PM (2rMGM)
This is real simple. Let me explain. The LA Times should not try to suppress news. Put the tape out there and let the American people decide as to what effect the tape will have on their voting preferences.
Posted by: David at October 31, 2008 10:43 PM (HAdov)
Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at October 31, 2008 11:02 PM (VYEVW)
First: It turns out the single biggest financial sponsorship Khalidi ever received came from [ta da] Senator John McCain: $445,000, or more than 4 times what the organization Obama was connected to gave him.
Uh, no. Khalidi was on a board of an organization that got funding from an institute McCain was on.
Second: Khalidi has been interviewed since all this videotape crap started up, and among other things he points out that he knows Obama disagrees with him on a number of issues on Palestinians and Israel, because Obama said so to him.
He says Obama said so? Well, that clears it right the fuck up! Now if that's on the tape, wouldn't you care to see it as well?
Third: Khalidi's name is NOT pronounced "KaLAHdi" as a certain VP candidate who shall go unnamed pronounces it, who apparently is completely ignorant of everything known in public to be true of Khalidi.
No doubt Obama can pronounce his name perfectly, being as how they're pals and all.
Fourth: Khalidi himself refers to this a "passing idiot storm", which shows he has a lot more tolerance of that certain VP candidate and the wingosphere that they do for him.
Yeah, most likely he said it between shouting "Death to Israel" and fondly remembering that time he found a young boy for Arafat to sodomize.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 31, 2008 11:14 PM (gHv/5)
Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 31, 2008 11:25 PM (2rMGM)
Second ... never use Madonna in the same post as "douche" or "Pap Smear."
Third ... pass around the eye-bleach, mental floss and some Glade ...
Just so this thread can have that "oh so fresh feeling"
Posted by: bmeuppls at October 31, 2008 11:37 PM (lNXkY)
http://tiny.cc/F5jvQ
That was pretty amazing. As in hard to believe. I hope. But I do not believe.
Posted by: Christoph at November 01, 2008 12:33 AM (hawOV)
If I have photoshop on this computer, I'm going to whip something up.
Posted by: Shill at November 01, 2008 02:00 AM (8jYMc)
I hope too. It's amazing that with all the discontent at Bush and the public perception that we're some kind of economic catastrophe that is Bush's fault (?), and that Obama has 4 times the cash Mccain has, that Mccain has a fighting chance. I think that says people don't want Obama to be their president, even if they also don't want Bush's party to win the election.
Mccain is a safe pick. No one is going to be thrilled, and no one is going to be absolutely disgusted (unless they are extremists who are always disgusted with any electable pol).
I don't think I'd engrave a trophy for Mccain based on this poll, but I think it's more reliable than the Obama +11 polls. Everyone knows Obama overperforms in polling, and I think that's dramatically worse now than it was in February.
Obviously Mccain taking California is hard for anyone to believe. Except in a sane world, which this isn't. But I think the real point is that if the press were treating Mccain with the same hysterical love they have for Obama, the talk about California et al would be commonplace. In other words, the talk about Obama dominating is EXACTLY like the talk about Mccain taking California. That's my source of hope, anyway.
Not a whole lot of time to guess left, though. I'm headed to St. Louis for Mccain tomorrow. It's simply put up or shut up time.
Posted by: Shill at November 01, 2008 02:18 AM (8jYMc)
I only have MS PAINT, but what do y'all think of this? I could animate it with a more realistic flame, but isn't that a nice flaming douche?
Posted by: Shill at November 01, 2008 02:20 AM (8jYMc)
Wonderful, Shill. Thanks for doing that. Safe and happy travels.
Posted by: Christoph at November 01, 2008 04:09 AM (hawOV)
It's part of the tradition now. Kiss the bride, first dance, throw the bouquet, to be concluded by the celebratory GDAM (and/or Predator-launched Hellfire) explosions.
Posted by: DelD at November 01, 2008 05:02 AM (Yw/4J)
Posted by: Jabba the Tutt at November 01, 2008 05:05 AM (/fxRW)
Posted by: apotheosis at November 01, 2008 05:57 AM (xWk3U)
Edited [ace]: I took down the flaming douche... don't want to wear it out, and I'm thinking I need to hold off on it until I get a less sexual sort of douche for the pic.
Just put up a picture of Obama.
Posted by: drjohn at November 01, 2008 06:12 AM (ToVRf)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 01, 2008 07:05 AM (0+Ggj)
How about adding a Flaming Enema award, as in "enema of democracy" or "enema of liberty"? More gender neutral, too. Go to www.enemabag.com for too much information.
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