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August 31, 2006

Top 10 Explanations given by John Travolta for his Runway Man Kiss [Jack M.]
— Ace

10. "Tom tells me that the best way to purge body thetans is thru radical tonsil massage."

9. "Hey...what 'Little Barbarino' wants, 'Little Barbarino' gets."

8. "You know what they call that in France? A 'Tubesteak Royale'. It's classy."

7. "I'm a method actor, and I thought the play was called 'Bi Bi Birdie'."

6. "Grease is so passe....All this attention is evidence that they should accept my suggestion to rename it KY for 21st Century audiences."

5. "After all the probing I went thru during the TSA screening, I felt I had one coming."

4. "You think this will finally make people forget about 'Battlefield Earth'?"

3. "You try being satisfied coming home night after night to a beautiful woman like Kelly Preston. It's impossible, I tell you!"

2. "I don't know how you were brought up, but where I come from it's considered rude not to French Kiss the co-pilot after an on-time arrival."

And the number one reason given by John Travolta for his man kiss?

1. "It's Saturday Night and I got a Fever. The only prescription? More Manilow!"

Note: Neither John Travolta nor his representatives actually said any of this, you morons.

Posted by: Ace at 09:22 PM | Comments (17)
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1 11. "I knew I shouldn't have dared Cruise who could be a bigger publicity whore for Scientology. I just hope he quits before we get to the anal sex... or do I?"

Posted by: Brian at August 31, 2006 09:47 PM (4xW/Q)

2 Pretty good. Treacher had some good ones, too.

Posted by: Sean M. at August 31, 2006 11:25 PM (dc5zY)

3 It was obviously photoshopped. Just sayin'.

Posted by: PattyAnn at September 01, 2006 03:51 AM (tDAyS)

4 I've scored an interview with John, though he isn't as forthcoming as you would think.

Posted by: coondawg at September 01, 2006 04:16 AM (eCcyB)

Very funny!

Little Barbarino. Heh.

Posted by: lauraw at September 01, 2006 04:28 AM (CHWhW)

6 Wow, John Travolta hasn't been that flaming since that scene at the end of The Punisher.

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Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 01, 2006 05:07 AM (7iTO9)

7 Oh, come on...who among us has not kissed another man on the lips?

...

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Okay, then...

Posted by: Slublog at September 01, 2006 05:18 AM (R8+nJ)

8 One time. ONE time! In college. Okay? OKAY???

_{{whimper} thanks for bringing back the memory, slu. I thought I had succesfully suppressed it.}

Posted by: wiserbud at September 01, 2006 06:57 AM (AQGeh)

9 Neither John Travolta nor his representatives actually said any of this

Hrrrumph - says you!

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 01, 2006 07:55 AM (WxRQS)

10 He,s no longer the big heart throb he was when he did GREASE or those other movies they just come and go dont they?

Posted by: spurwing plover at September 01, 2006 01:37 PM (gJhPg)

11 The throbbing is a bit lower now...

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