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May 31, 2006

Tin Foil Hats Actually Increase Government's Ability To Read Your Minds
— Ace

They boost the range of frequencies reserved for government satellites.

Coincidence? I don't believe in "coincidence." I also don't believe in "gravity."

I'm a lunatic.

Thanks to Tushar D.

Posted by: Ace at 10:30 AM | Comments (16)
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1 In my youth we didn't have cable, in fact, in my area there wasn't anything such as cable until I think 83. So I remember distinctly the maneuvering of the rabbit ear antenaes on my and my brothers own personal 17" COLOR TV, with, thats right, PONG! built into the system, and the ugly beige paddles.

We would always lose the signal, specially when "powerman" was on (it is the 1970's/80's equivalent of Power Rangers, only not gay.... thats unfair, Voltron was the 80's equivalent of Power Rangers, but I watched that too) and we would use the brilliant signal expanding device called "tin foil rolled up and attached to the rabbit ears"

The fucking moonbats, don't even have the humility to remember attenaes

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2006 10:36 AM (QTv8u)

2 Pssst...DUers...Reynolds Wrap is a Rovian plot.

By the way, I'm starting a new rumor - Reynolds Aluminum is owned by Halliburton. Pass it on.

Posted by: Rocketeer at May 31, 2006 10:44 AM (GFaLW)

3 I thought it was a plot by Instapundit to boost his hit counter, leading to his total takeover of the internet all through the use of the mind control space lasers loaned him by the Federalist Society.

You know, "Reynolds Wrap"? Can't you see it? It's as plain as day!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at May 31, 2006 10:50 AM (O9Cc8)

4 You know, "Reynolds Wrap"? Can't you see it? It's as plain as day!

Posted by Mikey NTH

What better way to wrap and story your midnight snack of puppy?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2006 11:05 AM (QTv8u)

5 Duh, Arnold told us to use a wet towel in total recall. All you idiots are walking around with an antenna on your head. Me, stay cool, walking around town with about 4 beach towels covering my nugget. Viola, no brain control for me!

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 31, 2006 11:25 AM (K0x/A)

6 Joeindc44?
I find that offensive to all Sheikh's and sihks, sikhs, whatever, and ugly house moms who forget to buy blow driers.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2006 11:46 AM (QTv8u)

7 Right....

That's what the man wants you to think. Since these people are not Americans (or at least not white Americans) you can see that the gloriousness of their glorious non American culture has shielded them (by design, I would assume) from Amerikkka's mind control rays. They were shielded, by the way, long before the nongloriously assimiliated Arnold was.

You read me wrong, is what I am saying. My post is a celebration of diversity. Sweet, sweet acknowledgement of all things better than our cultural experiences as americans. except for the abortion part, which we cant get enough of.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 31, 2006 12:12 PM (K0x/A)

8 Shit, Ace. You're not supposed to post about this sort of stuff.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at May 31, 2006 12:55 PM (kc9zT)

9 There is no gravity, just curvature in spacetime.

Which is why men are attracted to women.

Posted by: a guy in pajamas at May 31, 2006 03:26 PM (FEboR)

10 Here is the actual research report they did.

Posted by: Steve L. at May 31, 2006 04:16 PM (Jjqp/)

11 You cannot hide from it. You cannot escape from it. The eye of Big Brother is upon you! The only way to make it go away is to fight it. Fight the power! Even the FBI can't arrest all the tinfoil hat wearers at once!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 01, 2006 03:28 AM (NRrvx)

12 We did,nt get a color tv till about the time they landed on the moon therefore we watched must shows in BLACK and WHITE and now watching some of those old shows in color still looks different

Posted by: spurwing plover at June 01, 2006 04:05 AM (PObDu)

13 The reason it seems that the tinfoil hats didn't block government beams properly is because the hats weren't properly grounded with a string of paperclips, trailing from the back of the hat down to the ground. These can be strung down the inside of the shirt and pants, exiting the pants at the cuff to trail along the floor for grounding. They need to get their facts straight.

Posted by: Alice H at June 01, 2006 05:00 AM (jRtPb)

14 Needs a full ground ring. Cover a hulla hoop with foil and attach it to your hips with some of that cheap dollar store metal foil braid. A constellation of rods around the ring would help too, but that would limit mobility pretty badly...

...but then again, most moonbats resemble trees in their mentality and might not need much mobility anyway.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 01, 2006 03:52 PM (gf5iT)

cool post, cheers! Hey, This is the first time I´ve read about something like this. thanks for posting. I will be sure to be reading in the future.

coach fake

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