December 21, 2008

This Site is Not the Ace of Spades Site
— Ace

This is actually just a work-in-progress site.  It's half-done.  Right now it's not used, except as an emergency back-up when the main site goes down.

The actual site is at http://www.ace.mu.nu, or aceofspadeshq.com, which will redirect there.

If you're not seeing pictures on this site, it's because it's not really working yet.

If you've posted comments and no one seems to respond -- that's because most users can't see them.  Comments from the real site get posted here, but comments from here don't show up on the real site.

Basically, you should come to the real site.  It looks a little crappy right now and it breaks down a lot, but this one isn't quite ready yet.

Sorry.. should have put up this notice long ago.

Note from Pixy: Posts and comments automatically sync from the old site to this new site within 60 seconds, but some authors aren't set up on the new site, and will show up as Open Blogger.  We'll get those sorted out soon.

Posted by: Ace at 01:01 AM | Comments (1411)
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1 But THIS site is the only one that Google Reader can pick up. The REAL site will not load on the feed. *sigh*.

So I leave this site on the feed reader so I can at least know what the morons are up to. Then I type in ace.mu.nu and go to the REAL site if I want to comment.

It's confusing, but you're worth it.

)

Posted by: J o A at September 15, 2008 02:33 AM (eDdOG)

2 I blame my RSS reader.

Posted by: serr8d at September 15, 2008 06:09 AM (r4NGx)

3

So I leave this site on the feed reader so I can at least know what the morons are up to. Then I type in ace.mu.nu and go to the REAL site if I want to comment.

I do the same thing.

December 21, 2008

I'm also impressed that this site is running three months or so ahead of the old site.

Posted by: VKI at September 15, 2008 06:56 AM (xRo/Z)

4 a lot of homos on this site


Posted by: Bart at September 15, 2008 09:59 AM (z8ZOH)

5 We lost three months!

Posted by: Bart is homolicious! at September 15, 2008 11:27 AM (mqdyf)

6 Real site is down now, so Ace Lite is all we have.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 15, 2008 11:30 AM (WTn2v)

7 What the hell happened? I didn't think I drank that much valu-rite to wake up three months later.

BTW the election is over who won?

Posted by: Long Island at September 15, 2008 11:57 AM (Cjir0)

8 What is up with the main site!? It is totally down. Does Ace know? Does he know how much money he is losing and how much mindless distraction I am being deprived of?

What about my needs!

Posted by: SoCalSteeler at September 15, 2008 12:06 PM (ZXbck)

9

SoCalSteeler, is that the Steeler of the clinging, bitter, gun toting, faith clutching Pittsburgh Steeler variety?

Posted by: Clinging, Bitter, Pennsylvanian at September 15, 2008 12:26 PM (mwg6b)

10

This Site is Not the Ace of Spades Site

Ceci n'est pas une blog.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at September 15, 2008 01:25 PM (xRo/Z)

11

Go here.

No, now go there.

What the hell are you doing? Come back over here!

 

FUCK YOU! I'M AN ANTEATER!

Posted by: Jetro67 at September 15, 2008 03:25 PM (jL6in)

12 Hurry the fuck up , you is so fucking stunned that this is fucking painful .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 15, 2008 06:28 PM (iq+6L)

13 Who cares if comments show up? The commenters are all morons anyway. And re: RSS, I'll just say that 1) We were told to switch to here 2) We were then told no, go back to the old one 3) But at some point in the future, we'll be told to come back here. Fuck that, I'm skipping ahead to step 3. Like opening the SAT booklet 5 minutes early.

Posted by: The Unabrewer at September 16, 2008 07:16 AM (Fknuz)

Posted by: Potosi Joel at September 16, 2008 12:49 PM (TPRbZ)

Posted by: Potosi Joel at September 16, 2008 12:49 PM (TPRbZ)

16

Still get 404-unknown error for "real" site. Three days now.

 

Posted by: teqjack at September 17, 2008 11:58 AM (CEphM)

17 Okay, who broke the fucking blog?

Again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2008 12:12 PM (Ds4I5)

18 Okay, I thought it was just me.


Posted by: Bart at September 17, 2008 12:23 PM (w3NmV)

19 Still get 404-unknown error...

http://www.tirislom.com/img/404-mf.jpg

Posted by: Bart at September 17, 2008 12:25 PM (w3NmV)

20 What?

Posted by: Dumbass at September 17, 2008 12:33 PM (7DB+a)

21 I'm assuming someone has awoken the ewok and told him the fuckin' blog is down . Yet Again.

Posted by: aubrey at September 17, 2008 01:08 PM (q/Z0+)

22 Ace is busy at a Star Wars convention.


Posted by: Bart at September 17, 2008 01:14 PM (w3NmV)

23 Old site is up. Still not goin' over there.

Posted by: Muskwa at September 17, 2008 04:07 PM (oFts7)

24 I come here so I can read the comments.  I can't read the comments over there while I am at work (they're blocked).  Hey, we could totally hijack this place since Ace ain't paying attention.  Bart-more kitty pic's, stat!

Posted by: Rich at September 17, 2008 04:52 PM (Qrjpn)

25 I'm trying to figure out why I can post comments here but not at the real site.  Clues anyone?

Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at September 20, 2008 01:48 AM (JlSVY)

26 If I'm here and not there, how come I've always been here instead of over there? I never heard of over there as I've always been here. Is this why I don't get the One? All I've got is my gun. 

Posted by: Plain Ol' Bob at September 26, 2008 07:52 AM (4Qsu8)

27 Hello?

Posted by: Mr Chumpo at November 05, 2008 02:40 AM (i73Rf)

28 test

Posted by: Eleven at March 26, 2009 03:27 PM (7DB+a)

29

Busted again.

Posted by: Tinian at March 26, 2009 04:10 PM (Ohodx)

30 great, great site, great quotes

Posted by: emil at April 12, 2009 12:31 PM (rB4pL)

31 This place gets broken too often.

Posted by: Tinian at April 13, 2009 08:35 PM (Ohodx)

32 Err -- the real AOS gets broken too often -- especially when things get good.

Posted by: Tinian at April 13, 2009 08:36 PM (Ohodx)

33 Website go boom!

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at June 21, 2009 04:21 AM (D7g7i)

Posted by: 水 通販 at July 22, 2009 12:15 AM (u5M1r)

35
test for [alpha].

Posted by: tweet at November 11, 2009 06:07 PM (v77ig)

36  test for [tweet].


Posted by: tweet at November 11, 2009 06:09 PM (v77ig)

37

Bloggy go blooey. That make Blazer sad.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 08:34 PM (t72+4)

38 Sweet , the spammers training center .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 08:35 PM (vKdhq)

39 I guess this saves Gabe from having to do another list. Woo!

Posted by: meep at December 31, 2009 08:39 PM (Jw4eT)

40

Maybe ace's New Years resolution can be to drop pixy and finally get a dedicated server with all the add cash he has coming in now ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 08:39 PM (t72+4)

41 WTF am I going to do all night here in the office, work?

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2009 08:44 PM (SwkdU)

42 Hello morons! 

I wonder how many "comments are down" emails jammed up ace's droid/iPhone/whatev today. 

Happy New Year! 

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 08:45 PM (sey23)

43 @115

I second that, Blazer.

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 08:46 PM (sey23)

44 A little warning would've been nice. I ran Malware Bytes when I got no comments. That's part of my life down the drain, you know.

Posted by: Idiot Moron at December 31, 2009 08:47 PM (gbCNS)

45 Happy New Year Morons. This was one hell of a decade.

Posted by: Trish at December 31, 2009 08:48 PM (0U5Kd)

46 well the site is there, just the comments aren't and you get a paragraph in read explaining to you what happened.  Except it is in computer lingo so I'm still in the dark.

Hate  this waiting to not be the first one at a party but not the last either...sheesh have to get the timing just right...

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 08:49 PM (p302b)

47 I suck even worse at College Bowl Pick'em than I do for the pros.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 08:50 PM (PD1tk)

48 @122

Boy, the Huskers really pummeled Arizona yesterday. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 08:51 PM (sey23)

49 "500 Internal Server Error Powered by CherryPy 3.1.2"This is what comes up with a lot of red writing and all kinds of symbols....just in case seeing it helps..

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 08:52 PM (p302b)

50
Boy, the Huskers really pummeled Arizona yesterday. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 08:51 PM (sey23)





Not as bad as this Husker pummeled the whole nation.

Posted by: Sen. Ben Nelson at December 31, 2009 08:53 PM (t72+4)

51 you get a paragraph in read explaining to you what happened.  Except it is in computer lingo so I'm still in the dark.

It means the Y2K disaster is ten years late. Save yourself while you can.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2009 08:53 PM (SwkdU)

52 Ben Nelson acted stupidly.  

Posted by: Precedent Obama at December 31, 2009 08:54 PM (sey23)

53 It means the Y2K disaster is ten years late. Save yourself while you can.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2009 08:53 PM (SwkdU)





Its Skynet, I f'ckin' knew it.


*cues running through the streets screaming Soylent Green is people*

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 08:56 PM (t72+4)

54 Hmm so why aren't we using this site?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:56 PM (Gk/wA)

55
Hmm so why aren't we using this site?



I guess because this is the redoubt. Always have a redoubt.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 08:57 PM (t72+4)

56 @128

Remain calm!  All is well!  

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 31, 2009 08:58 PM (sey23)

57 Drudge has a picture of a very very very white haired prez wearing glasses.  wonder if they are sun glasses or if he wears contact lenses?

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 08:58 PM (p302b)

58 So curious has plans tonight?  Anyone else?  

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 31, 2009 08:59 PM (sey23)

59 Begone, Kevin Bacon!

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 08:59 PM (sey23)

60 Is it just me having a Twin Peaks experience, or does anyone else have a craving for a slice of Cherry Py?

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 08:59 PM (CfmlF)

61 I think for my New Year's resolution I will keep resetting my hash until I get one that I like.  

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 09:00 PM (sey23)

62 Heck of a night for the comments to quit! 

Posted by: Retread at December 31, 2009 09:01 PM (IzzAW)

63
I plan on getting as shitfaced as the law allows and causing as much havoc as possible on the interwebs. At midnight I plan on re-enacting a scene from The Dogs Of War from my back deck.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:02 PM (t72+4)

64

This is going to confuse the fuck out of the drunks tonight*

tee hee he, giggle giggle

* on my way to being one of them.

 

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:02 PM (y+/R8)

65 yep

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 09:04 PM (p302b)

66

Does it mean we get to be *more* inappropriate here as it's a fakity fake site?

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:04 PM (y+/R8)

67
Rush just finished consuming a couple of Allen Brother's steaks, baked potato with sour cream, broccoli with cream sauce, and a big slice of apple pie with a dollop of whipped cream. 

His heart is beating regular, but his liberal hemorrhoids named Reed, Pelosi, and Streisand are bloody and painful.  

Posted by: Fish at December 31, 2009 09:05 PM (W3vrv)

68 Ok, who took our AoS?  And on such a night as this?

Damned hippies.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:06 PM (92zkk)

69
Does it mean we get to be *more* inappropriate here as it's a fakity fake site?





Yes. So bring on them naked pics you've been aching to post.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:06 PM (t72+4)

70

Hey Ace, your comments are down on your blog.

Er........

This won't count right cause it's not the real site?

 

 

Posted by: OlbermannisMurrow at December 31, 2009 09:06 PM (l5UQn)

71 Sexy set of cards you got up there, by the way.

Posted by: Idiot Moron at December 31, 2009 09:07 PM (gbCNS)

72 New Years Eve and it craps out. Pixy Misa. Calling Pixy Misa. 

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:07 PM (woZIc)

73 Hey - did the FBI ever catch that guy over on the right>?


Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:08 PM (92zkk)

74 Great! My New Year's is ruined. I was just gonna ignore my family and comment here ALL night, but now I can't.....

oh wait, I can comment here?

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:08 PM (275r1)

75 Wow, curious, I just went to Drudge to look at said picture of our Unprecedent.  Geez, he's already aged ten years in 11 months!  (I guess all that stress is really getting to him).  You know, he's  use to not doing much while receiving accolades and applause at every turn.  All the criticism, falling poll numbers and actually having to do some actual work is starting to take its toll.  Heh!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:08 PM (CfmlF)

76 What up, bitches?

Posted by: Vet_Missing_Parts at December 31, 2009 09:08 PM (MCHyX)

77 At midnight I plan on re-enacting a scene from The Dogs Of War from my back deck.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:02 PM (t72+4)

More outdoor fun, Blazer?  Watch where you plant your face this time, 'kay?

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 09:08 PM (9Wv2j)

78

Well it is a holiday and all....actually it's the mother of all holidays for some. Get me more drunk and then we'll talk*

*said with no intent of posting any such pics. call me laceyteaseyouall

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:08 PM (y+/R8)

79 I'm sending this message from the future. It is July 4, 2010 and Obama has just declared Martial Law. He did something to us with the Super Bowl broadcast. Do not watch the Super Bowl! Crap! They've found me! Remember! Do not watch the Super Bowl!!

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:09 PM (Cctty)

80 I'm starting the new year in a poor fashion.  I started feeling cold symptoms while watching Avatar3D last night.  Within 2 hours I had the chills.  Worked half a day today and came home and passed out for four hours.

Everybody at my house is going out to party and I'm watching football.

Sucks.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:09 PM (PD1tk)

Posted by: The Highland Pipes at December 31, 2009 09:10 PM (4mO50)

82 The guy on the upper right? I remember that mug. 

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:10 PM (woZIc)

83
Is it a Internet fable or do girls panties automatically fly off their booties if they drink three tequila sours?

Posted by: Fish at December 31, 2009 09:10 PM (W3vrv)

84

Its nice of ace to set up a planet Hoth for us after Yavin gets overrun with imperials, but its fuckin' cold and bleak here.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:11 PM (t72+4)

85

What the deuce?? That has to be bad lighting. Doesn't even look like him.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:11 PM (y+/R8)

86 Dang Toby - that sucks.  Take care of yourself and drink lots of fluids. 

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:11 PM (92zkk)

87 @113

Heh, this is the frickin' spammer training center.  Or somebody is practicing for a new career.

Plus:

Your website has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.

Heh.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:11 PM (W+E+o)

88 Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:08 PM (CfmlF)

I don't remember Bush and clinton looking that bad until the end of their second terms.

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 09:12 PM (p302b)

89

Fish. One word: no.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:12 PM (y+/R8)

90
Your website has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.





For real? WTF ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:12 PM (t72+4)

91 you

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:13 PM (vKdhq)

92 I hate this font.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:13 PM (Cctty)

93 Ha !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:13 PM (vKdhq)

94

I can't believe the comments crapped out (on teh real site).  I'm home alone (husband went to U-Dub Huskies men's basketball game, I didn't go since I'm on call--didn't want to tempt fate--whenever you go somewhere or make plans, then the poo hits the fan).  Sigh!

If I was into conspiracy theories, I'd say that Obama's minions had a hand in this dismantling of our comments section.  That and Rush's sudden trip to the hospital.  Uh oh, I think I hear the black helicopters outside.  Oh, and of course it's raining.

 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:13 PM (CfmlF)

95 Would it be churlish of me to say that this substitute AoS kinda blows?  

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 09:13 PM (9Wv2j)

96 the return of the [ you ] tag

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:14 PM (PD1tk)

97 Curious, I remember thinking that four years aged Jimmy Carter like it was 20 years.  Perhaps not knowing what the hell you're doing but having to do it anyway makes a man/woman grow old in warp speed.

If so, we can look forward to teh One aging literally before our eyes.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:14 PM (92zkk)

98  This presidency is aging me as well.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:15 PM (PD1tk)

99 Yes, Bill D. Cat?

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:16 PM (92zkk)

100 Posted by: toby928 Shhhhhhh .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:16 PM (vKdhq)

101 >>For real? WTF ?<<

It doesn't like the Dailymotion video I've been using.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:16 PM (W+E+o)

102 If anyone needs a chuckle, check out the story on Breitbart about the Afghani students burning duh won in effigy.  

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 09:16 PM (9Wv2j)

103 Somebody fed some cheap, Russian nuclei into the LHC.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:16 PM (Cctty)

104 churlish is good.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:17 PM (W+E+o)

105 166 fluffy

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:13 PM (vKdhq)


I didn't do it

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2009 09:17 PM (SwkdU)

106
This must be the Radio Free Ace Site.

The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall


John, has a long moustache, John, has a long moustache

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:18 PM (t72+4)

107 I wonder if the site went down because Purple Avenger was messing around with those super atoms.  Those things can cause some major shit to happen, I think.....

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:18 PM (92zkk)

108 pajama momma

Jes?

For the record, Obama's hair has always been gray, he just hasn't dyed it while on vacation.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:18 PM (275r1)

109 Pixy is busy writing material for Bilal.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:18 PM (Cctty)

110 and Minnesota loses by one.  My picking is truly horrible on these lesser bowls.  Now if Tennessee loses my suckage will be complete for today.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:19 PM (PD1tk)

111 What are we all drinking tonight??

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:19 PM (y+/R8)

112 Cheap beer, lacey.  And you?

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 09:20 PM (9Wv2j)

113 Oh man, I fell for the old, see your own name gag, that Bill D. Cat put up. Man, it's been a LONG time since we've done that.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:20 PM (275r1)

114

Yeah, curious, When Bush ended his 8 years, I thought he looked older than his dad. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:20 PM (CfmlF)

115 Newcastle Brown Ale

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:20 PM (Cctty)

116 I'm going with the cheap standby, lacey - beer.  I'm on my 4th.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:20 PM (92zkk)

117

Looks like we're gonna need a bigger server.

Posted by: Chief Brody at December 31, 2009 09:20 PM (t72+4)

118 Bill D. Cat:  Are you having ...... issues?

Or are you smoking the catnip again.

Put

the

cat-bong

away.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:21 PM (W+E+o)

119 Nada.  Poor me. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 09:21 PM (sey23)

120 Um, so I didn't know which post to comment on since Dec 2009 hasn't been cross posted here. Am I in the right post?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:22 PM (gofDd)

121 >>Yeah, curious, When Bush ended his 8 years, I thought he looked older than his dad.<<

I bet when Obama is done, he won't look any older.  Know what I mean?

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:22 PM (W+E+o)

122 Bill D. Cat:  Are you having ...... issues?

HAHAHAHA! I see you fell for it too.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (275r1)

123 So vis a vis this horrible IT issue at the HQ, why not ask those kids from the Purdue Conservatives group to help?   Surely one of them is in CS or ECE or something useful. 

Just a thought.

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (sey23)

124 WTR!  I was just thinking of you!  How did your foray across town to feed teh kitteh go?  I'm glad to see you survived!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (CfmlF)

125 166 wherestherum Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:13 PM (vKdhq) You rang?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (gofDd)

126 you is the biggest stinky-head known to man.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (275r1)

127 BTW, Avatar was not as ham-fisted as you guys lead me to believe.  Despicable Company man does evil is a standard trope.  Think of Burk on Aliens. 

Oddly, the 3D was better on the live action sets than in the CGI.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:24 PM (PD1tk)

128 >>Am I in the right post?<<

Welcome to Spammer Boot Camp

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:24 PM (W+E+o)

129 I really hope he gets the other site up before tomorrow morning . Hangovers and certain html make for a bad combination ......must resist ....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:24 PM (vKdhq)

130 Bill D. Cat, what's up?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:24 PM (Gk/wA)

131 Holy crap, have you seen that pic of Obama on Drudge?  He looks 58, not 48.  All that forced Socialization of the USA can evidently can age a Prez...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:24 PM (B5cM9)

132 Despicable Company man does evil is a standard trope.

I was thinking that might be the case and that we're all just being a little you now.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:25 PM (275r1)

133 HEY!  I am  not, you doodie head!

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:25 PM (92zkk)

134

Vino!!

I bought four bottles--we've gone through two and my friend that's with me (long muthaeffin' story) has now switching to my Woodford Reserve so more wine for  me. Yippe!

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:25 PM (y+/R8)

135 201 chemjeff is the biggest stinky-head known to man.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (275r1)



huh?  what did I do to deserve this?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:25 PM (Gk/wA)

136 Hey, runningrn! It actually wasn't too bad, although I did end up on Colorado when I didn't want to be. I can't believe how many people were camped out already. Jeez. I'd rather watch from my own home. Not that I watch since I just sleep through it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:25 PM (gofDd)

137 Bill D. Cat, I'm SO glad you reminded me of that. This is going to be fun.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:25 PM (275r1)

138 201  Wha?

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 09:25 PM (9Wv2j)

139 stinky-head?

Is that bad?

I'll take in the best possible way.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:25 PM (W+E+o)

140 I had nothing to do with this .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:26 PM (vKdhq)

141

Stinky-head?? Is that all you got pj mama??

I would have gone with Slutty McHussy Trollop

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:26 PM (y+/R8)

142 Ohh so that's what they mean by the you tag. Well you is a big stupidhead

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:26 PM (gofDd)

143
I love this site! The comments sidebar works here!!!

Makes up for PJMomma's appearance.

Posted by: geoff at December 31, 2009 09:27 PM (1zJ3f)

144

Can we haz a new "new comments thingy" with *preview* and dat wurkz better than wut I leaves in the box for my hoomans?

Posted by: Cute Coments Kittehs at December 31, 2009 09:27 PM (7+pP9)

145 I had nothing to do with this

You didn't bring back the old [.you.] comment thingy?

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:27 PM (275r1)

146

Hey Rummy!

Are we going to get you to live up to your name tonight?? Any drinking on tap?

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:27 PM (y+/R8)

147 Hmm, thanks I guess, Pajama Momma.  I must admit I am betwixt and befuddled. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:28 PM (CfmlF)

148 WTF????

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:28 PM (Gk/wA)

149 you slept with Tiger Woods.

Testing.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:28 PM (lN56Y)

150 Makes up for PJMomma's appearance.

HAHAHA! Now I KNOW you actually wrote my name in there because mine doesn't show up at PJMOMMA

you is a rat batage!!

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:28 PM (275r1)

151 Whoops, I'm late to the party... everyone already knows how old Bammy looks with gray hair and glasses..

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:28 PM (B5cM9)

152 "I would have gone with Slutty McHussy Trollop "

Heh.  You've read my high school diary then....

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:29 PM (92zkk)

153 Sadly, there's no alkeehahl in the house, lacey. We're just not a drinking family. I did make another batch of bolognese sauce tonight but the family went out with FBF's family. I'm staying in. No reason to go anywhere.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:29 PM (gofDd)

154 toby928 slept with Tiger Woods.

yep, and I'm suing the bitch.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:29 PM (PD1tk)

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:29 PM (W+E+o)

156 you is a damn dirty Commie pinko Obama lover!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (gofDd)

157 That's easy for you to say, slavedog.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (PD1tk)

158 Hey, whatdidido???  Morons.  I say that will all possible tenderness.  BTW, I didn't sleep with Tiger, but his hot Scandi wife!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (B5cM9)

159 chemjeff, you can write a comment so that whomever views it sees their nick inserted in it. It's old.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (Cctty)

160 Holy crap, have you seen that pic of Obama on Drudge?  He looks 58, not 48.  All that forced Socialization of the USA can evidently can age a Prez....



Drudge had a pic of Tiger Woods up too. Looks  like Tiger is starting to go silver around the edges.

Losing  a bunch of sponsors and cheating on your mad Scandi wife who's about to take gazillions will do that to you I reckon.

Posted by: Chief Brody at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (t72+4)

161
HAHAHA! Now I KNOW you actually wrote my name in there because mine doesn't show up at PJMOMMA

Oh yass. I don't like the spray-the-room approach. One shot, one kill.

Posted by: geoff at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (1zJ3f)

162 No , just checked if it was working ..... it is . Wasn't it stinky esposito who fucked everyone hard that morning ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (vKdhq)

163 eman, oh

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (Gk/wA)

164

The backup site is better than the real site.

With a working preview no less!

 

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (F09Uo)

165

So some of you know my plans tonight. I'll fill the rest in (if you care...feel free to skip...it's quite boring....)

I have a friend who was dumped two weeks ago by his girlfriend of three years. He's a mess-just all around disaster. He didn't want to go out tonight and my choices were haning out with six couples or hanging out with three sad Cathy-shirt-wearing -type depressed women....so....I offered to make him dinner and hang out.Seemed like a win-win 

We've already eaten and now we're watching the Sopranos. He's in the fetal position sucking bourbon from a straw. Awesome night for me!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (y+/R8)

166 you is one of the 52%.

Ooohhhh!!!  Burn!!!!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (lN56Y)

167  Are we all part of that great legend to be, the Ace of Spades Headquarters Disaster of New Year's Eve 2009?

If so, do we get badges?

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (92zkk)

168 See what happens when you hit the "save" button thingy.

See that?

And that Tiger Woods thing.  It was just that one time, so come on.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (W+E+o)

169 217 Ohh so that's what they mean by the you tag. Well Y-not is a big stupidhead

OK... can someone explain this to me? 

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (sey23)

170 Wow, teh Won aged faster than Bush did the first year. That's what he gets for being a dirty Marxist and people fighting back against it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:32 PM (gofDd)

171 Or do I have to go all MiM on your asses and complain to Maetenloch? 

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 09:32 PM (sey23)

172 pajama momma is one of the 52%.

Ooohhhh!!!  Burn!!!!!

It would only hurt if I knew what the 52% meant.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:32 PM (275r1)

173 oh, phew, I thought all of a sudden everybody hated me

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 09:33 PM (9Wv2j)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 09:33 PM (OkT2m)

175 You're a good egg, lacey.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:33 PM (Cctty)

176 I think "you're it" Y-not!  @sshole.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:33 PM (B5cM9)

177 Ooooh.  Them's fightin' words, wtr.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (OkT2m)

178

The Prothonotary Warbler flies at midnight.

Pass it on.

 

 

 

Posted by: PumpkinPieAnyone? at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (l5UQn)

179 OK Who brokeded the commonents

Posted by: Beto at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (+CLh/)

180 Happy New Year you villainous scum.  I do think it's time to break out the bubbly.  

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (6Hbvd)

181 Makes up for PJMomma's appearance.
.



Since its New Years Eve, I wonder what its gonna take for  Momma to finally let us see whats under those Pajama's ?

Just thinking out loud here people.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (t72+4)

182

Oh it's pick on lacey night is it...?? Okay I'll hop on that bandwagon.....

laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky is a smelly pirate hooker living on Whore Island

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (y+/R8)

183 Wasn't it stinky esposito who fucked everyone hard that morning ?

Hah, I think so. Too funny. Man, time flies.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (275r1)

184 Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky

So, you're laying around half-drunk in lacy underwear with a beta male?
Am I supposed to be aroused?  Because I am.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (lN56Y)

185 Y-not, just type the word "you" in between [ ]. Then whoever sees the sentence sees their nick where you did that. you is a redneck wingnut!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (gofDd)

186 WTF? Did I buy Val-U-Rite or am I just reading the comments wrong? I've had this tag since 1994. Maybe you're confusing me with a beer gone south. 

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (woZIc)

187 I thought we were playing smear you

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:35 PM (PD1tk)

188 *rofl*

That's better.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 09:35 PM (OkT2m)

189 Rummy hates me, it seems. I hate her back because I can't figure out how it works.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (SwkdU)

190 Comments down? The laptop battery must be out of juice.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (5I0Yr)

191 Ouch!  Is this like that Contessa Brewer thing?  I'm still a bit confused!  

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (CfmlF)

192 Sounds fun, but damn. 

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (woZIc)

193 " Intrepid is a redneck wingnut!"

Funny enough, that's true!  Heh.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (92zkk)

194 Man, I wish I was drinking.  I think I'd get the game better.  Damn diet!

My density does not bode well for 2010. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (sey23)

195 Since its New Years Eve, I wonder what its gonna take for  Momma to finally let us see whats under those Pajama's ?

Oh gosh, I'll show you!

best part of old site? no tiny url

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (275r1)

196 Blazer is a window licker.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (lN56Y)

197 lacey, you are in the first paragraph of a Penthouse Letter.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (Cctty)

198 The you-tag is the ultimate flamewar weapon.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (PD1tk)

199 fluffy is a redneck wingnut!

Aw, Rummy hearts me again

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (SwkdU)

200 to HeatherRadish @ 249

Damn CyClowns ;-)  congratulations.  Won't forgive u for what u did to Danny Mac, tho.

Damn Mini-Soda lets down the Big Ten, AGAIN.  Who's the worst coach in the B11?  Brewster/Zook/Rodrigues tie

Posted by: HobbieHawk at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (tzRmy)

201 but damn!

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (woZIc)

202 Don't hit that "save" button.

I know yer gonna do it.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:38 PM (W+E+o)

203 With peanut butter

Posted by: Beto at December 31, 2009 09:38 PM (+CLh/)

204 Hey, feel free to play smear GregInSeattle, just don't bring my 425 lb buddy Coach Jasonator.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:38 PM (B5cM9)

205

Blazer is a redneck wingnut!.




Flattery will get you everywhere. Please continue.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:38 PM (t72+4)

206 Oh gosh, I'll show you!

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (275r1)

You're covering the goodness with a 404 error?  Damn that's hot.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:38 PM (lN56Y)

207 Hey... fuck you all. Happy New Year.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 09:39 PM (5I0Yr)

208 Hah, I think so. Too funny. Man, time flies. No kidding , happy new years morons !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 09:39 PM (vKdhq)

209 I *love* an unintended flame war. It's a bit arousing.....

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:39 PM (y+/R8)

210 This wacky *you* thing would be hilarious in flame-on threads.

The laughter would be very much OL.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:40 PM (92zkk)

211 I *love* an unintended flame war. It's a bit arousing.....

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:39 PM (y+/R

Worthless without pics.  Or at least some audio.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:40 PM (lN56Y)

212 Beto slept with Tiger Woods.

That was the straw that broke his sponsors backs
I got 12 mil

Posted by: Beto at December 31, 2009 09:41 PM (+CLh/)

213 you

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:41 PM (CfmlF)

214 Pixy must be off drunk somewhere and/or got lucky, main site still ain't fixed.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:41 PM (B5cM9)

215
Oh gosh,
I'll show you!

best part of old site? no tiny url

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (275r1)





It says ,404 Not Found. Can't be talking about your breasticles, 'cause I've seen a few pics.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:41 PM (t72+4)

216 So is the ONT going to be here since the comments at the "old" site are still down? Or is this the de facto ONT?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:41 PM (gofDd)

217 "you" code and Palin Steel = Amusement.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:41 PM (W+E+o)

218 You're covering the goodness with a 404 error?  Damn that's hot.

DAMMIT!!


Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (275r1)

219 Wait, the flaming is *un*intended? I don't think I'm playing this game right.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (6Hbvd)

220

Happy New Year's all! To an even better 2010.

Can u believe it was only 10 short years ago that our biggest worry was the Y2K scam? Those were the days.

Posted by: madtechie at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (5vrLJ)

221 runningrn

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (B5cM9)

222 The you tag. LOL

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (5I0Yr)

223

Eman, that letter begins begins with "Dear" and ends with "Playing the Cello"

Okay, I'm officially cut-off.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (y+/R8)

224 Can't be talking about your breasticles, 'cause I've seen a few pics.

A few pics? There should only be the one of me......wait, is Ace forwarding my personal pics again?

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM (275r1)

225


You guys need to lay off The Blazer, 'cause I just layed all your moms.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM (t72+4)

226 WTR is a Maoist "Manchurian Candidate"!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM (B5cM9)

227 HeatherRadish

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (OkT2m)

228 288 Corona

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:41 PM (CfmlF)


A running RN. Now you got me excited. 

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (woZIc)

229 Oh, sweet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (OkT2m)

230 Can u believe it was only 10 short years ago that our biggest worry was the Y2K scam? Those were the days.

Don't let Dave in Texas hear you say that. He was just scolding us the other day about how much work he had to do since 1996 to fix all that crap.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (275r1)

231 Hey, Greg! You're not playing it right!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (gofDd)

232 lacey, you forgot to mention how you never believed what was in those letters until one day.......

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (Cctty)

233 Happy New Year~  Time to start drinking~

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (8zsWd)

234 Blazer.  Dude.  Duuuuuddde.

My mom's dead.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:45 PM (W+E+o)

235 You guys need to lay off The Blazer, 'cause I just layed all your moms.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM (t72+4)

And they all complained.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:45 PM (lN56Y)

236

I still don't get it!  (I'm feeling dumber every second!)

Oh well, Herr M. is having an interspecies threesome with Teh Oprah and Michelle (we're talking hot wookie and orca action!)

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:45 PM (CfmlF)

237 Anyone been to a topless beach? Breasts really are less appealing when they're always out there for everyone to see.   Mystery is the key, ladies!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:46 PM (B5cM9)

238 you is a scum faced, hind teet sucking child of a whore.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:46 PM (275r1)

239 My mom's dead.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:45 PM (W+E+o)

So's mine.  She compained, too.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:46 PM (lN56Y)

240 you is a drug addicted alcoholic and lover of andi sullivan

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:46 PM (gofDd)

241

Herr lives in Ohio and works at a hospital. Who knew Harvey Pekar posted here ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:47 PM (t72+4)

242 Oh well, Herr M. is having an interspecies threesome with Teh Oprah and Michelle (we're talking hot wookie and orca action!)

And they're not complaining. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:47 PM (lN56Y)

243

Oh gawd, runningrn, that made me throw up in my mouth a little.

If you're going to describe a threesome at least make it something vomit inducing!

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:47 PM (y+/R8)

244 Well

Posted by: fred at December 31, 2009 09:47 PM (+CLh/)

245 Mystery is the key, ladies!

I hope you're not talking to me, because no one has seen my breasts. Blazer is talking about me in a ONE PIECE bathing suit on my personal blog. At least I think he is, I don't even wear clothes with cleavage.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:48 PM (275r1)

246 Crap - having issues reloading.  Now what the hell is wrong?

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:48 PM (92zkk)

247 >>Anyone been to a topless beach? Breasts really are less appealing when they're always out there for everyone to see.<<

I dunno.  I could see different points of view on that.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:49 PM (W+E+o)

248 toby928 is a scum faced, hind teet sucking child of a whore.

I prefer to think of her as a courtesan.  It sounds classier that way.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 09:50 PM (PD1tk)

249

What the hell is wrong with this page??

This is shaping up to be a long night.

I'm trying to convince beta to get dressed so we can walk to the dive bar down the street for midnight. That's not going so well.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:50 PM (y+/R8)

250
Blazer is a drug addicted alcoholic and lover of andi sullivan.




Heh, two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:51 PM (t72+4)

251 Herr M. lost his "morning wood" in teh folds of Teh Oprah's fat.  Heh! 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:51 PM (CfmlF)

252 Blazer lives in Virginia and fucks goats.  Who knew Abdul al-Kahal posted here?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:51 PM (lN56Y)

253 Corona is a scum faced, hind teet sucking child of a whore.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:46 PM (275r1)


My God, are you as turned on right now as I am?

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:52 PM (woZIc)

254 Don't worry PM, I hear they're pretty nice.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:52 PM (B5cM9)

255 Herr M. lost his "morning wood" in teh folds of Teh Oprah's fat.  Heh!

Hell, if there's enough to clear the zipper I call the day a success.  That was just too much woman for me.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:52 PM (lN56Y)

256 In Russia, Blog flame you!

Posted by: fred at December 31, 2009 09:53 PM (+CLh/)

257
Blazer is a scum faced, hind teet sucking child of a whore..


Blazer lives in Virginia and fucks goats.  Who knew Abdul al-Kahal posted here?




Again,.... with the compliments. 

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:53 PM (t72+4)

258 Enough!

Posted by: you at December 31, 2009 09:54 PM (5I0Yr)

259 Can we upding on this backup site?

Upding! Upding!

Where's the donate button?

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at December 31, 2009 09:54 PM (sYxEE)

260 Pajama momma is a card carrying member of teh Barbra Streisand fan club.  She's sat in the front row of every one of Babs's farewell concerts, sobbing hysterically.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:54 PM (CfmlF)

261 What the hell is wrong with this page??

I'm not sure, but I'm blaming Blazer. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 09:54 PM (6Hbvd)

262 Don't worry PM, I hear they're pretty nice.

Hah! Nice and covered.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:54 PM (275r1)

263 That was just too much woman for me. There's such a thing? Say it ain't so!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:54 PM (gofDd)

264 You really live in Virginia.  Good God, man.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 09:55 PM (W+E+o)

265

Hello? is everyone here? I have a NYE present for Blazer. I'm so sad the other site's comments are down, I spent a long time getting the just right cleavage shot.

GregInSeattle, what are you doing for New Year's Eve? I've already been out in my pretty party dress and now my friend and I are going to watch some Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:55 PM (RZ8pf)

266 Hey I was just Sucking shots out of andi's belly button... what'd I miss.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 09:55 PM (8zsWd)

267 This is the work of the Illuminati!

Posted by: fred at December 31, 2009 09:55 PM (+CLh/)

268 you is helen thomas' secret lover

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:56 PM (gofDd)

269 Woman thy name is Smuckers.

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:56 PM (woZIc)

270 Your backup are belong to laptop-battery !

Posted by: mystery is there at December 31, 2009 09:56 PM (sYxEE)

271
You really live in Virginia.  Good God, man.



Virginia Is For Lovers Hey, At Least We're Not West Virginia

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:56 PM (t72+4)

272 Hi, PGiS! Can I come party with you?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:57 PM (gofDd)

273 WTR is a cat loving, birkinstock wearing, razor eschewing, closet Obama supporter.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 09:57 PM (CfmlF)

274 Hey, there you are PGiS...  Happy New Year!  Already been out?? I'm going to a friend's place for a small get together and maybe a comedy on DVD.  And booze.  Lots and lots of booze.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:57 PM (B5cM9)

275 Must be jelly cuz jam don't roll like that.

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 09:57 PM (woZIc)

276 Pajama momma is a card carrying member of teh Barbra Streisand fan club

Man, I fell for that one........for a second.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:57 PM (275r1)

277

Blazer is helen thomas' secret lover




Its only a secret because she is ashamed of me.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:58 PM (t72+4)

278 Kind of sucks that the comments went down just as the google "why" thread was getting good

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 09:58 PM (sYxEE)

279 Damn, Rum that was way harsh! I'd rather fuck Blazer's goat. Or Balil (sp??)

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 09:58 PM (y+/R8)

280 you is going out on a date with Joy Behar tonight because Helen Thomas turned him down.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (275r1)

281 >> WTR is a cat loving, birkinstock wearing, razor eschewing, closet Obama supporter. I am NOT a cat lover!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (gofDd)

282 Its only a secret because she is ashamed of me.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:58 PM (t72+4)

We're all ashamed of you, dude.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (lN56Y)

283 you licks the toes of women who wear plastic shoes without socks or stockings in the heat of July.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (92zkk)

284

Kind of sucks that the comments went down just as the google "why" thread was getting good




Epically good. Maybe thats why it broke ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (t72+4)

285 GregInSeattle is helen thomas' secret lover

Hey, there have got to be SOME limit to this madness, and little missy, you just stepped over it.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (B5cM9)

286 How come I can't make paragraphs? Is there something special I need to do in html?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (gofDd)

287 >>At Least We're Not West Virginia<<

West Virginia is barbaric.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (W+E+o)

288 wherestherum is Tiger's ball boy.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (8zsWd)

289 Blazer's mother and sister are actually teh same woman.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:01 PM (CfmlF)

290 Herr Morgenholz licks the toes of women who wear plastic shoes without socks or stockings in the heat of July.

You forgot the epic bishop polishing that accompanies it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 10:01 PM (lN56Y)

291 you enjoys being the bottom to Rosie O and always begs her for more

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:01 PM (gofDd)

292 GregInSeattle licks the toes of women who wear plastic shoes without socks or stockings in the heat of July.

And that's a bad thing HOW?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:01 PM (B5cM9)

293 toby928 licks the toes of women who wear plastic shoes without socks or stockings in the heat of July.

Was that wrong?  Because, frankly, if you had told me that when I hired on I wouldn't have done it.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 10:01 PM (PD1tk)

294 happy new year.  i'm drunk.  this site seems half bgood.

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:01 PM (DIYmd)

295 I will take this opportunity to apologize in advance .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 10:02 PM (vKdhq)

296

312 Anyone been to a topless beach?

Yes.  Yes I have.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 31, 2009 10:02 PM (Vo2Ef)

297

$20 says this page goes down too.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:02 PM (y+/R8)

298


Wherestherum is a chick you want to help you build a model railroad. The Chinese are good at that type of shit.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:02 PM (t72+4)

299 Damn, Rum that was way harsh! I'd rather fuck Blazer's goat. Or Balil (sp??)

Oh, please. He talks big on the internet, but do ewe think he knows how to pleasure a goat for real?

Posted by: Bilal's goat at December 31, 2009 10:02 PM (SwkdU)

300 i'm drunk.  this site seems half bgood.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 10:03 PM (lN56Y)

301 Is that Johnny bgood?

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 10:03 PM (92zkk)

302 Never mention shoes at the Spammer Spring Training Facility.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:03 PM (W+E+o)

303 Corona is going out on a date with Joy Behar tonight because Helen Thomas turned him down.

Oy gevalt. Behar, behemoth that she is, is like 12 Marilyn Monroes to Thomas. But Thomas was thoughtful. She remembered to bring the Ammens powder.

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 10:03 PM (woZIc)

304 first vbgood drunk in years

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:04 PM (DIYmd)

305 you hearts having Dum dum and Bilal doing sex to him

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:04 PM (gofDd)

306


Oh and runningrn, I'd indulge in a flamewar with you if I didn't fear that 20 years from now you'd still be hiding in a cave on some Pacific island thinking the war was still on.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:05 PM (t72+4)

307 Please note that Intrepid is a "she".  

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 10:05 PM (92zkk)

308 201 chemjeff is the biggest stinky-head known to man.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (275r1)


Well sure - there's only so much old, wrinkly, harpy flesh that I can take in one night

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:05 PM (Gk/wA)

309 Carson Daley's on NBC. I didn't think that guy was even in showbiz anymore. Does he still have that late/late/late show?? Douche.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:05 PM (y+/R8)

310 Joy Behar:  I'd hit it.  Not now, but later.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (W+E+o)

311 umm that didn't turn out right
oh well

time for more adult beverage

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (Gk/wA)

312 Well it's time to go watch "Droolin' New Years Eve with Nick Nark" so I can join the kids in laughing at him.

Happy New Year to all M&Ms, S&Ms, BMs, and assorted dipshits.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (lN56Y)

313 If this site goes down, I'm going to go mad.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (gofDd)

314 heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (DIYmd)

315 Good God. It is only 9pm and there have been non-stop sirens around my hood for an hour.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (dQdrY)

316 But oh good golly miss molly, wouldn't it be fun to have Bilal on here tonight?  

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (92zkk)

317

I'm getting sleepy. That's probably not a good sign.

Is it bad luck if you don't stay up to midnight??

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:07 PM (y+/R8)

318 Please note that Intrepid is a "she". 

So is "HeatherRadish"


*snicker*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 10:07 PM (OkT2m)

319 WTR advised Hannah Giles how to dress for the sting videos.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:07 PM (B5cM9)

320 What got you banned?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 10:08 PM (5I0Yr)

321 Please note that Intrepid is a "she".

So that you can enjoy the game, what you do is make a sentence, but don't put a person's name in, put [.you.] w/out the periods and their nick will show up. So it's best if you don't put a he/she comment because then it can be used on everyone.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:08 PM (275r1)

322

We had some weird trolls this week--weird as in I'm pretty sure they were sockpuppeteers. Pretty sad if that was the case.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (y+/R8)

323 wherestherum licks Rachel maddows jock strap

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (8zsWd)

324 GreginSeattle's flatulence is sooo noxious, that when he farts, I can smell it across Lake Washington.  Teh EPA has classified it a poisonous gas. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (CfmlF)

325 I'm banned?? News to me.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (y+/R8)

326

Is it bad luck if you don't stay up to midnight??

The gremlins will get you.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (dQdrY)

327 test

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (Cctty)

328 it was my searing desire to drink

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (DIYmd)

329 [.you.]

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (Cctty)

330 But oh good golly miss molly, wouldn't it be fun to have Bilal on here tonight? 

Fuck him. I need a break from his mindless rants.

Posted by: Bilal's goat at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (SwkdU)

331

lacey's underalls have a weird green growth on them.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (t72+4)

332 [.you.]


without the periods

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (275r1)

333 ok, that's not it.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (Cctty)

334 What got GregInSeattle banned?

From what site?  I've been banned by one site and ALMOST banned by "AllahPunkit".  Cause I'm wild like that.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (B5cM9)

335 Err, I was just clearing up the common misconception that because my nic is "Intrepid", I am therefore male. 

That is all. 

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (92zkk)

336 Poetic justice it is, that Ace comments are down.  My plan A, getting blind drunk and lost in the woods is kaput as well.  Plan B is nursing my 2nd degree burns from the fireworks and turning in a little early.

Posted by: John Galt at December 31, 2009 10:11 PM (Ylv1H)

337 >>WTR advised Hannah Giles how to dress for the sting videos. Is this a bad thing?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:11 PM (gofDd)

338 Ahoi polloi.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 10:11 PM (VgBzG)

339 Happy New Year, you!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (9Wv2j)

340 lacey's underalls have a weird green growth on them.

like this

you's underalls have a weird green growth on them. Now everyone should see it with their own nick.

instead of writing the name "lacey" I put the word "you" in between two brackets.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (275r1)

341 you uses ferrets as nipple clamps.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (Cctty)

342 You mean you doesn't have any periods?   Is that what you're saying.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (W+E+o)

343 (you)

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (DIYmd)

344 That is all.

Oh ok. Sorry. I didn't know if you knew how to play or not.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (275r1)

345 Happy New Year right back at you!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (5I0Yr)

346 (you)

brackets!

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (275r1)

347 you stuffs gerbils up their butt for funsies

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (gofDd)

348

Are we playing the game poon or peen?? Fun!

Blazer, they're pink and they say "Hello My Name is Diva". (yes, I need to do laundry)

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (y+/R8)

349 Oh and runningrn, I'd indulge in a flamewar with you if I didn't fear that 20 years from now you'd still be hiding in a cave on some Pacific island thinking the war was still on.     Heh! Heh!  That's the thing with us sneaky Japs, you always have to watch your back!  Banzai!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (CfmlF)

350
Happy New Year, Blazer!




Hey, you too !

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (t72+4)

351 I kept trying things because I didn't see a message that complains about duplicate posts.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (Cctty)

352 Knock Knock
Who's there?
you

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (5I0Yr)

353 "416 Intrepid uses ferrets as nipple clamps."

Ok, I laughed like a loon at that one.  And the mental pictures.....

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (92zkk)

354 To those who started drinking at 3pm and are ready to crash, we salute you. We'll raid your apartments for bling.

And WTF is a Dum Dum and Bilal? Is that like some Yemen shit? They weren't lesbos in a Bond movie were they?

Your pants need more creasing.

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (woZIc)

355 you is in love with a carrot.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:14 PM (Cctty)

356

You know what we need?

A Hot-Chick-Fil-A Bowl

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 10:14 PM (Vo2Ef)

357 eman wishes he was still in an airport bathroom with barney frank.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 10:14 PM (8zsWd)

358

Good thing I'm not thin-skinned like President Pisspants.

I know you still all lurve me. I lurve you too

*hugs*

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:14 PM (y+/R8)

359 I gotta go and take a shower.  Something you might consider in the near future, you

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:15 PM (B5cM9)

360 you is so fat when they jump into a pool all the water splashes out

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:15 PM (gofDd)

361 you ok

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:15 PM (DIYmd)

362 Let me slip into something more esoteric

Posted by: Thom Yorke at December 31, 2009 10:15 PM (SwkdU)

363 you is a bicycle seat sniffer.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (9Wv2j)

364

 you is in love with a carrot

All I see is the "you."

I always get left out.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (dQdrY)

365 Thank you Peaches!  (That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all night!)  And a Happy New Year to you too!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (CfmlF)

366

Blazer is in love with a carrot.




James Arness in The Thing From Another World was pretty good, but I don't want to fuck him. Sober anyway.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (t72+4)

367 I'm Coronry. So Coronry.

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (woZIc)

368 Lemme be clear, you is all wee wee'd up, already.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (W+E+o)

369 "Oh ok. Sorry. I didn't know if you knew how to play or not."

Nah PJ Momma, it's cool.  I like this wacky brackets thingy.  It gets better as the BAC goes higher.

I've just been called "dude" and "him/he" often.  Not that I'm a rabid feminist, or anything.

Heh.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 10:17 PM (92zkk)

370 When did I get banned?

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 10:17 PM (VgBzG)

371 hey why does my nic keep showing up?  go ahead make fun of the drunk

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:17 PM (DIYmd)

372 That went well.  Preview is not friendly.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:17 PM (W+E+o)

373

Hey 'Diva'. 

Anyone else experiencing problems at Jawareport, recently.  Since they atrated using echo, I can't load their page.  It just bogs down and kills ie. with some oddbal script.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (XMjmy)

374 Palin Steele is a sadcase and a lunatic with no friends. Am I doing this right?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (5I0Yr)

375

I don't think I like this game. NYE is depressing enough without all these damn insults flying around.

No boobs for you guys.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (RZ8pf)

376 you are banned!

Posted by: Ace's Bannhammer at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (B5cM9)

377 Not to embarrass anyone, but you is the smartest, funniest commenter on AoS.  Not to mention smokin' hot.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (9Wv2j)

378 When did I get banned?

When you switched to the 'web-dings' font

Posted by: Thom Yorke at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (SwkdU)

379 you has all of Michelle's outfits.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (Cctty)

380 PGiS, I'm just hoping an ONT goes up on this site since the old one is still broke.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:19 PM (gofDd)

381 you is banned again?

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:19 PM (DIYmd)

382

No boobs for you guys.




Now, now, thats just crazy talking. Stop it,.... just stop.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:19 PM (t72+4)

383 you make Michelle Obama look like a well dressed, class act.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:19 PM (CfmlF)

384 Corona is so fat when they jump into a pool all the water splashes out

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:15 PM (gofDd)


Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air...and got STUCK!

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 10:20 PM (woZIc)

385 Have fun, you.  As my freshman English Prof would have said, I'm oot of here!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:20 PM (B5cM9)

386 Nah PJ Momma, it's cool.  I like this wacky brackets thingy.  It gets better as the BAC goes higher.

HAHAHA! And it's more fun the more clever people get.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:20 PM (275r1)

387 "And WTF is a Dum Dum and Bilal?"

"Dum Dum" is the official name for palinsteele, a troll who was here a few months ago.

Bilal is a Middle Eastern troll who showed up here earlier this week and tried riling up people with pot shots at America that seemed to be taken out of a 1950s Soviet insult handbook.  The guy was unintentionally (maybe) hilarious...to the point where a few people here, including me, don't believe he was a real troll, but just something one of the regulars made up to pass the time.

Posted by: AD at December 31, 2009 10:20 PM (AC4Q0)

388 I've just been called "dude" and "him/he" often.

Intrepid, that is why I went from using my initials (yeah, not too clever) to Peaches.  No one has ever made that mistake again.

I noticed the last few days that RushBabe is rebranding as Chefess.  WTH is a "chefess?"

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (9Wv2j)

389

Ow, my balls.

Somebody's been breakin' on 'em.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (VgBzG)

390

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (9Wv2j)

ok you got me there. 

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (8zsWd)

391 Oooh.  This is really good, except they cut to Barry and the Wookie every five seconds (bored, they look).

Tribute to Mel Brooks

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (OkT2m)

392 454 laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky has all of Michelle's outfits.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (Cctty)

Okay now FUCK THAT. Tell me I'm having sex with Rosie or Helen, but this is waaaay over the line. No woman should ever have that may belts!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (y+/R8)

393 I would just like to apologize to you for what I said in a previous post. Here, let me explain...

Posted by: The Ace Apology Tour at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (5I0Yr)

394 This is the frickin' ONT.  It's the NYEONT.

Is that a bad omen for 2010?

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (W+E+o)

395 So you put "you" in brackets? [] and everyone sees their own nic in the sentence?

So if I said you is a damned fine patriotic American, that would be correct, would it not?

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (92zkk)

396 Not to embarrass anyone, but pajama momma is the smartest, funniest commenter on AoS.  Not to mention smokin' hot.

I'm gonna pretend that one was real.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (275r1)

397 ok so guy fawkes is you and you is guy fawkes, let me have another drink, I think i am caught in being john malkovich

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (DIYmd)

398 455 PGiS, I'm just hoping an ONT goes up on this site since the old one is still broke.
Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:19 PM (gofDd)

Not to worry - I just got home from the airport and the ONT is coming soon.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (DyEUW)

399
Not to embarrass anyone, but Blazer is the smartest, funniest commenter on AoS.  Not to mention smokin' hot.




You should have put that in a "imma let you finish, but...." format. However its true. So very, very true.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (t72+4)

400 So if I said chemjeff is a damned fine patriotic American, that would be correct, would it not?

You're getting the hang of it!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (Gk/wA)

401

Drat, my own name came up in the sentence.  That doesn't seem right.  I still can't figure this out (I'm dumber than a bag of rocks--and I haven't been drinking!  Oh the humanity!)

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:23 PM (CfmlF)

402 Not to embarrass anyone, but Corona is the smartest, funniest commenter on AoS.  Not to mention smokin' hot.

There ya go!




Thanks Jeremy Irons!

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 10:23 PM (woZIc)

403 Not to embarrass anyone, but Thom Yorke is the smartest, funniest commenter on AoS.  Not to mention smokin' hot.

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Raymond Shaw at December 31, 2009 10:23 PM (SwkdU)

404

Does one have to be drunk to find this page HIGHlarious??

I just refreshed the page and it was stuck on "Blazer is in love with a carrot". I'm sure on any given Friday it's just not funny, but I  laughed for a good two minutes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (y+/R8)

405 I disagree, you just need to face it that this site really went to hell once you started posting.

Posted by: AD at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (AC4Q0)

406 Drat, my own name came up in the sentence.

You're using the [ me ] tag.

Posted by: toby928 at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (PD1tk)

407 runningrn

If your own name came up, you did it right!!
YAY!!

*pats runningrn on head

good job!! Here's a cookie!


Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (275r1)

408 Heather, why do they keep going to the Wookie and teh Won in the vid? And always when the song is on the word "worst." Coincidence?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (gofDd)

409 you chases cars.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (Cctty)

410 Lemme be clear, alexthechick is all wee wee'd up, already.

Actually, that is Trufax.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (6Hbvd)

411 You guys are so fuckin' easy.  And I love ya for it!  No reason we can't do a little knob-polishing in between the slams and slices, is there?

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (9Wv2j)

412 You're using the [ me ] tag.

HAHAHAHA! NO!

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (275r1)

413 So if I said runningrn is a damned fine patriotic American, that would be correct, would it not?

 

HELL YEAH!


Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:25 PM (CfmlF)

414 >>Not to worry - I just got home from the airport and the ONT is coming soon. Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (DyEUW) Yay!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:25 PM (gofDd)

415 or is it you is you and I am me?

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:25 PM (DIYmd)

416 "Drat, my own name came up in the sentence.  That doesn't seem right.  I still can't figure this out (I'm dumber than a bag of rocks--and I haven't been drinking!  Oh the humanity!)

Well, as long as you're still a running RN with funbags flanging all over Gods' creation, what's the diff?

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 10:25 PM (woZIc)

417 Is there a [.them.] tag?

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:26 PM (W+E+o)

418
I disagree, you just need to face it that this site really went to hell once Blazer started posting.
.


Or maybe when you did. After all, look at your name.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:26 PM (t72+4)

419 wherestherum chases cars. Only the expensive ones.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:26 PM (gofDd)

420

I own you!

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 10:26 PM (F09Uo)

421
You guys are so fuckin' easy.  And I love ya for it!  No reason we can't do a
little knob-polishing in between the slams and slices, is there?



Its not like I'm gonna try and stop you or anything.

.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:28 PM (t72+4)

422 wtr---oooh, I didn't catch the "worst"...that's awesome  I was assured by my best friend that they didn't cut to the Bushes nearly so often last year.  

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 10:28 PM (OkT2m)

423

*yawn*. oh noes......

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all drinky-drinky at December 31, 2009 10:28 PM (y+/R8)

424 So basically I can make fun of you and you don't know that I really put in your name, you loser you.

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:29 PM (DIYmd)

425 ®Dß®€W€® wishes y'all a Happy New Year.   Especially you loose women.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 10:29 PM (VgBzG)

426 you is my bitch

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:29 PM (gofDd)

427 I really hate being late to my own meme.

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 10:29 PM (F09Uo)

428 Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:23 PM (CfmlF) That's the gag , I see my nic , blazer sees his nic , you see your nic ....... hilarity ensues .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 10:29 PM (vKdhq)

429 I'm embarrassed now.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:30 PM (W+E+o)

430

I'm changing my name.

 

Posted by: thinking of a new name.....? at December 31, 2009 10:31 PM (y+/R8)

431 see my nic , blazer sees his nic , you see your nic ....... hilarity ensues ..



You just gave away the joke fucknut, and spoiled the whole night.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:31 PM (t72+4)

432 So will someone come here and post that the main site is up and running?  Or are we doomed to stay here and waste away for eternity......

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (92zkk)

433 I own you!

HAHAHAHA! It didn't work

Damn it, Jim!

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (275r1)

434 I was speaking metaphorically, Blazer.  Hey, how long until the epic re-enactment on your deck?  We'll want details.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (9Wv2j)

435 I'm changing my underwear

Posted by: Sizzle Sausage at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (SwkdU)

436 alexthechick is my bitch

I'm interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (6Hbvd)

437 499 So basically I can make fun of you and you don't know that I really put in your name, you loser you.

Actually, you, I was just thinking the exact same thing.  Did I ever tell you how much I hate you, your family, and everything you believe in?  You are a virus on this country and its way of life.

Posted by: AD at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (AC4Q0)

438 you needs another drink.  Happy New Year to you.  good night and see you next year. live long and prosper.

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (DIYmd)

439 What happens if you put [.you.] in the "Name:" box?

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (W+E+o)

440 Ok, the guy who plays Mr. Schuster on Glee singing Springtime for Hitler is HAWT!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:33 PM (gofDd)

441
I was speaking metaphorically, Blazer.  Hey, how long until the epic re-enactment on your deck?  We'll want details.




Details? Do you have a police scanner?

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:33 PM (t72+4)

442 HeatherRadish needs another drink.


Hell yeah.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 10:33 PM (OkT2m)

443 you, painted blue, is waiting in line to see Avatar.....again

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:34 PM (Cctty)

444 chemjeff needs another drink.

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:34 PM (Gk/wA)

445 hmm

Posted by: at December 31, 2009 10:35 PM (Gk/wA)

446 Sadly, no.  But I don't think we're in the same neighborhood anyway, Blazer.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:35 PM (9Wv2j)

447 alexthechick, painted blue, is waiting in line to see Avatar.....again

Okay, which of you morons has the camera?

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 10:35 PM (6Hbvd)

448

Been a long time since I commented.  Just wanna wish all of you guys in the blog and the comments section a happy new year.

Best wishes.

Posted by: Ed at December 31, 2009 10:35 PM (G8jiD)

449 wherestherum, painted blue, is waiting in line to see Avatar.....again >>I'm painted blue for Braveheart.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:35 PM (gofDd)

450

How do you guys know all this shit?  I do need to take a shower.  I do sniff girls' bicycle seats. 

Who told!?

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 10:35 PM (VgBzG)

451 well, this [.me.], [.you.] thing is funny, in a MadLibs sort of way.

guess I'll be getting that next beer now.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:36 PM (Gk/wA)

452 Does Ace get paid for the adds on this site?

Who would click them?  The apprentice spammers?

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:37 PM (W+E+o)

453 "Actually, Corona, I was just thinking the exact same thing.  Did I ever tell you how much I hate you, your family, and everything you believe in?  You are a virus on this country and its way of life."

That's so cute. I was just about to send you a video of my pitbull skull-fucking your parents' exit wounds when you posted that. What a coincidence. Isn't life funny?

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 10:37 PM (woZIc)

454 So this is where you all are! Happy New Year, M&M's!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 10:38 PM (QECjC)

455 Heather, I'm enjoying the hell out of this vid. I just may have to bookmark it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:38 PM (gofDd)

456 you, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:38 PM (B5cM9)

457

Steven Seagal will.....


STEAL A BISCUIT FROM YOU

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:38 PM (t72+4)

458 Happy New Year to all the morons and moronettes!

Found my way here after repeated failures on the main site.  Just wanted to stop by to say hello.

Carry on!

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 31, 2009 10:38 PM (4DwVn)

459 I'd rather run my nostril down the side of a cactus than deal with the likes of you.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some energy to use in Mafia Wars.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 10:38 PM (275r1)

460 yada yada

Posted by: Billy Goat at December 31, 2009 10:38 PM (VgBzG)

461 you inflates life rafts in crowded elevators.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:39 PM (Cctty)

462 Oooh, the Recent Comments sorta works over here.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 10:39 PM (OkT2m)

463 chemjeff, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Why not?  It's worked for me so far.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:39 PM (Gk/wA)

464 That is so fucking weird.  How are y'all doing that, you?

Posted by: Billy Goat at December 31, 2009 10:40 PM (VgBzG)

465 wtr--Mel Brooks is so cute, isn't he?  For lack of a better word.  Full of joy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 10:40 PM (OkT2m)

466 you is Ace's little favorite and everyone knows it.  Come on you, nobody likes a suckup.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:40 PM (W+E+o)

467

Some are embarrassed, I for one, am terribly relieved.

This would make a diabolically funny browser hack where you could turn anyone into an absolute paranoid.

Well Played Good Sirs!

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 10:40 PM (F09Uo)

468 Happy frickin New Year, morons! Love all the ads at the top of this post, lol. Lacewigs is gonna have to get busy to keep up with all the infiltrators here. 

Posted by: ProudinNC at December 31, 2009 10:40 PM (Edv29)

469 @524: a naked hawt Aisian chick painted blue... Now THAT would be quite an eye opener! Did you dye your hair blue, rummy?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 10:40 PM (QECjC)

470 Hey, Maet, is there anyway to get the ONT Post up here so we can comment on it?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:40 PM (gofDd)

471 hmm, Mafia Wars - the Wikipedia page says it's available on Yahoo - anybody here have experience using it on Yahoo?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:41 PM (Gk/wA)

472 Circular firing squad flame thread.

Posted by: Billy Goat at December 31, 2009 10:41 PM (VgBzG)

473

Hey, you, email me.  In p r i v a t e .

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 10:42 PM (VgBzG)

474

Happy New Year everyone!

Now I'm off to build stuff.

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 10:42 PM (F09Uo)

475 I always click teh ads. How's our Ewok host supposed to get his Val-U-Rite?

Posted by: finance joe at December 31, 2009 10:43 PM (Q5spX)

476 Heather, I love Mel Brooks and all of his movies. Men In Tights is my absolute favorite. I've seen all 3 incarnations of the Producers, including when the Broadway came to LA. Martin Short and Jason Alexander live are so much fun and hilariously funny. I was so sad for him when I heard Anne Bancroft had died. If anyone in Hollyweird had found real, honest love, it was the two of them. I can't believe how old he looks now, but he's still going.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:43 PM (gofDd)

477 alexthechick, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

The hell it's not. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (6Hbvd)

478 Heh.  I post one comment and then see someone else with my nic has been getting flammed all night.  Fuck me in the goat ass.

Posted by: Ed at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (G8jiD)

479 Yeah well you fck with me I'll fck with you.
People are funny. I can laugh. But you start pushing buttons and that's where things get real funny.

Now you funny too.

Posted by: Corona at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (woZIc)

480 @531: going thru life fat, dumb, and stupid has made me all that I am today: fat, dumb, and... err... Ace's favorite moron!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (QECjC)

481

ONT is up on other site.

Comments still down, however.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (dQdrY)

482

Heather Radish, thanks for posting the Mel Brooks tribute vid.  That was great!  (I love Mel!)  Did you see how choked up he got?

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (CfmlF)

483 That goofball Maet just put up the ONT.  On the broken blog.  Sigh.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (9Wv2j)

484 Are real women actually shaped like that?  Without intense pain, I mean.

And yeah the comments are downn.  But it could be worse.

You could be the geek that is expected to fix it tonight.

Posted by: Larry Sheldon at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (OmeRL)

485 you thinks AmishDude is the funniest, most brilliant, wisest poster on AoS.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 10:45 PM (Vo2Ef)

486

Evening, all

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 10:45 PM (8MuSQ)

487

Fat, drunk and stupid has gotten me pretty far in life actually.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:45 PM (t72+4)

488 Jim, a higher fence would be on my New Years' list.  Thanks.

Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2009 10:46 PM (xCBQ4)

489 cheep booze = more gooder

Posted by: madtechie at December 31, 2009 10:46 PM (5vrLJ)

490 Hey, Fa Cube Itches.  Long time no see!  Happy New Year!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:47 PM (9Wv2j)

491

Is it safe to come back to my old name??

I miss lacey *sniffle sniffle*

Posted by: thinking of a new name.....? at December 31, 2009 10:47 PM (y+/R8)

492 Okay, so you are the spawn of a syphilitic camel and a whorish donkey. NOW does it work?

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 10:47 PM (Ko4Av)

493

Hey, GregInSeattle, email me.  In p r i v a t e .

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€®

Hey.... aren't you a DUDE?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:47 PM (B5cM9)

494 Well, 666 is only 100 comments away!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:47 PM (gofDd)

495 Yes, in Firefox and not Safari. And even sober I'm slow on the uptake.

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (Ko4Av)

496 OK - this is confusing. Hi all.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (8HJCA)

497

Hey AmishDude, throw me some knowledge.  What happened upthread with all the Ed-flaming?  What did this guy do?  I scanned the comments and I don't see him.  Did he get deleted, or am I missing an inside joke?

 

Thanks.

Posted by: Ed at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (G8jiD)

498 IS. you IS the spawn yadda yadda yadda.

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (Ko4Av)

499 Blazer , trust me on this one , it gets funnier . Patience .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (vKdhq)

500 Is that Jayne Mansfield or Mamie van Doren?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:49 PM (Cctty)

501 Nobel Prize for joncelli!  heh heh

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:49 PM (9Wv2j)

502

ONT is up on other site.

Comments still down, however.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (dQdrY)

So that's like a stud who's had a vasectomy.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (Vo2Ef)

503
Blazer , trust me on this one , it gets funnier . Patience .




I sit here with bated breath.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (t72+4)

504 you, it's all a magical trick you can figure out if you read through the thread.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (B5cM9)

505 I used to be skinny, drunk, and stupid and I wasn't getting anywhere in life. On the other hand, I was drunk. So, is it midnight yet?

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (Ko4Av)

506 you goes to Firefly conventions dressed as Spock.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (Cctty)

507 This is just a happy greeting to my fellow Morons, and a wish for a very happy new year. I have been busy trying to master the intricacies of the guitar for the past several weeks and so have not been posting much (here or elsewhere), but I did want to poke my head in on this last evening of the outgoing year.

I can hardly hear the music from the carousel
The wind picks up, the carriage starts to sway
And one by one the lights go out, it's closing time
I see you take his hand and walk away
Walk away

-- Elvis Costello

Posted by: Monty at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (Lefqf)

508 Oooh.  Festive.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (OkT2m)

509

Joncelli,

Don't be dissin' my love child!

Posted by: Whoreish Donkey at December 31, 2009 10:51 PM (G8jiD)

510

Hi Sassy!

Don't try to figure it out--it'll just make your heard hurt!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 10:51 PM (y+/R8)

511 I will be changing my name to Tumultuous IT Slave or TITS for short.

Posted by: madtechie at December 31, 2009 10:52 PM (5vrLJ)

512 Hey Monty, happy new year to you!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 10:52 PM (6Hbvd)

513

Heh!  Being on this site is like some weird Star Trek episode where the crew is trapped in some strange alternate universe which just happens to be the residence of their evil doppelgangers.  It's been a bizarre, odd night. 

 

OK, I'm going to go slip into something more comfortable, I'll be right back.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 10:52 PM (CfmlF)

514 Happy New Year, morons! (Just getting that out of the way.) Continue drinking. I still want to know why I can't make paragraphs but everyone else can.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:52 PM (gofDd)

515 Yes, I figured it out. Did I tell you that I got very little sleep last night? Yes. Little sleep. That's why it took me an entire thread of comments to get it. That's the ticket.

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 10:52 PM (Ko4Av)

516 Hey Sassy.... Ativan??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 10:52 PM (y+/R8)

517 OK assholes, you made me cry and I'm going to cuddle with my GF


Posted by: kbdabear in CA at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (sYxEE)

518
Blazer, it's all a magical trick you can figure out if you read through the thread.




I already figured it out and let me just say, good job, fine show chaps, now noone will post here tonight.


Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (t72+4)

519 off to pour another drink...

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (8zsWd)

520 The ONT is up on the broken site, and there's some really embarrassing pictures of you.  Holy shit.

Man, I'm almost embarrrassed myself.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (W+E+o)

521 Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named you.

Go ahead and continue the group story.

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (DIYmd)

522 So, it turns out dumb@ss you screwed up the comments on the main site.  Way to go, you.  Sheesh.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (B5cM9)

523 @567: at least I wasn't spawned by a cheap whorish donkey like the kind your daddy cheated, guy!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (QECjC)

524 Hrm. Methinks I should have read further up the thread before posting. The iniquity and slanders directed at me cut me deep. Were I any but a gentleman of breeding and taste, I would feel it meet to challenge many to a test of honor upon the duelling field.

Posted by: Monty at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (Lefqf)

525 hmm, Mafia Wars seems to be fairly stupid

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:54 PM (Gk/wA)

526 you flirts with mall cops.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:54 PM (Cctty)

527 You're all banned

Posted by: Charles Johnson at December 31, 2009 10:54 PM (sYxEE)

528

So that's like a stud who's had a vasectomy.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (Vo2Ef)

Like buying a motorcycle to feel the wind in your hair...the day before they pass helmet laws.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 10:55 PM (dQdrY)

529 What's this so called "game" with which you're using my name?

Posted by: Sassypants at December 31, 2009 10:55 PM (8HJCA)

530 OK assholes, you made me cry and I'm going to cuddle with my GF

Are you going to fellate her before you cuddle?

Posted by: Sizzle Sausage at December 31, 2009 10:55 PM (SwkdU)

531 I would feel it meet to challenge many to a test of honor upon the duelling field.

I should be most delighted to hold your coat fine sir.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 10:55 PM (6Hbvd)

532 Hi, Sassy! Still enjoying the cookies?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (gofDd)

533 Why are you all picking on me? sob

Posted by: ace in mi at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (sYxEE)

534 I wonder if some kid nearing puberty is waiting until midnight for his balls to drop.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (Vo2Ef)

535 596 Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named AD.

Go ahead and continue the group story.

Posted by: guy fawkes at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (DIYmd)


She was kidnapped and held in a cave by an ewok-looking troll who wouldn't allow her to comment.

Posted by: AD at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (AC4Q0)

536 So if I leave are you guys going to *make fun* of me some more?? If that's the case, I'll have to stick around to dispute your libelous statements, you stupid fucknuggets.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (y+/R8)

537 @595: there are NO embarrassing pictures of CoolCzech: only nude shots that make men blush and spoil women for any other guy. Hate to pop you bubble.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (QECjC)

538 What's this so called "game" with which you're using my name?

Sassy, the [   you  ] thing works in oldcommentsthingy

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (6Hbvd)

539 608, that was cold.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:57 PM (Cctty)

540 It's so great to see you here, you!  Happy New Year!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 10:57 PM (9Wv2j)

541 Is making bizarre own by the enemy 

Posted by: loptap-battery at December 31, 2009 10:58 PM (sYxEE)

542 I would feel it meet to challenge many to a test of honor upon the duelling field.

Posted by: Monty at December 31, 2009 10:53 PM (Lefqf)

That means I get to choose the weapons, right?

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 10:58 PM (dQdrY)

543 Why are you all saying nasty things about me? I don't get this "game".

Posted by: Sassypants at December 31, 2009 10:59 PM (8HJCA)

544

Happy New Year, Monty.  I play guitar by ear--sometimes I use my hands.  Here's the quickest way to learn:  After you learn a few chord forms, like bar chords, listen to the radio.  Put it on an old rock station.  Start trying to pick out the songs by ear as they come up.  Pretty soon, your ear will develop, and you'll be able to pickup the song  before it's over.  After that, you can pick it up in the first few seconds or immediately.  And then?  By thinking about it.

Along the way, check with others about an occasional lick.  Well, I guess now you can do that on youtube.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 10:59 PM (VgBzG)

545 Alright, unlike you, you, I have a life and was invited to a wild party full of hot chicks, and booze.  I'm outta here!  Happy New Year, Morons!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:59 PM (B5cM9)

546 Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to Human Target starting.  

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 11:00 PM (6Hbvd)

547
It's so great to see you here, Blazer!  Happy New Year!!

.



Perhaps we should start a blog called: Things you hear in a holding cell

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:00 PM (t72+4)

548

Are we making you paranoid yet?

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 11:00 PM (F09Uo)

549 'Night, Greg, have a swell time tonight!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:00 PM (9Wv2j)

550 This has got to be a classic Y2K moment...possibly the internet police have their tinfoil hats on. All the best, read as better, for 2010. As a Canadian, being pulled along by the state of affairs, this site is a must hit daily. Thanks.

Posted by: bverwey at December 31, 2009 11:00 PM (OGzuD)

551 you licks M'chelle's Klingon warrior belts.

(snort snort snort. you is so easily amused.)

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (Ko4Av)

552 Is there something strange with this site or did I use the nail gun to put my plugs in?

Posted by: Joe the Biden at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (sYxEE)

553 @615: Happy New Year to you too, Peaches!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (QECjC)

554 What is Human Target?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (Cctty)

555 Well the ONT is up but beats me how to post anything at this site. I'll add a note directing everyone over to this thread.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (DyEUW)

556 It's so great to see you here, Monty!  Happy New Year!!

And to all of you (insults to my person notwithstanding). I'll try to look in at some point tomorrow, but for tonight...enjoy the company of friends, and celebrate in full, but please be as safe as you can be. To live life is to court risk, but don't overdo it. God frowns on those who value his gift of life too cheaply.

Posted by: Monty at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (Lefqf)

557 you is a woman.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (5I0Yr)

558

Peaches wants my knob.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (VgBzG)

559 Again.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (VgBzG)

560 Is there something strange with this site or did I use the nail gun to put my plugs in?
Posted by: Joe the Biden at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (sYxEE)

I don't think they're mutually exclusive, Joe. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (9Wv2j)

561 Oh sh-t no, I just noticed there's a log-in/registration section at the top of this new website.

Don't do it, Ace! Don't do it!

Posted by: AD at December 31, 2009 11:03 PM (AC4Q0)

562

Happy New Year y'all!

#582...

Just yesterday I read a post slamming Costello. Frankly, I don't get the Costello thing myself.

*ducks for cover

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2009 11:03 PM (Bpqqm)

563 Well, thanks to you, we won't have to worry about the FBI reading this thread.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 11:03 PM (W+E+o)

564 @623: hey, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean somebody's not out to get you...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:04 PM (QECjC)

565 Oh, and let me just give a shout out to all you Hokie fans out there. 37 to 14! Hokie high!

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 11:04 PM (Ko4Av)

566 What is Human Target?

It's a show staring on Fox in January which looks super cheesily fantastic.  Basically, it's about a private eye who steps in to stop threats against his clients by drawing the fire on himself.

It looks hilariously bad. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 11:04 PM (6Hbvd)

567 you what ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:05 PM (t72+4)

568 sigh

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:05 PM (Gk/wA)

569 Happy New Year, Monty.  I play guitar by ear--sometimes I use my hands.  Here's the quickest way to learn:  After you learn a few chord forms, like bar chords, listen to the radio.

Thanks, but I'm actually a pretty old hand with the starvation box. I've been suborned into playing with a country/blugrass band in the coming year, so I'm honing my flatpicking skills. Those long eighth-note runs are really giving my right hand a workout, and I'm finding it a challenge to play in time with the band -- but I'm getting there. As I said, however, all this practice leaves little free time for anything else.

Posted by: Monty at December 31, 2009 11:06 PM (Lefqf)

570 Happy New Year morons. I'm going out now to do sex to lots of hot redheads and also see if anyone is drunk enough to give me a job

Posted by: dum-dum at December 31, 2009 11:06 PM (sYxEE)

571

you is a big ho and wants a sumptin special up their poop chute tonight to ring it in.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (t72+4)

572

HA!!!

I forgot about the comments trick thingamajig.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (Bpqqm)

573 As to the ONT -

Yes, for the most part, 2009 has been - well, let's just say "interesting" and leave it at that.  However, there were a few bright spots for me - got a new grandson in July, got a new son-in-law in June, got a new puppy back in February - so, other than the country/economy/world coming down around our ears, and the posse of idiots that has infested the White House,  it hasn't been all bad.

Of course, my new grandbaby is already in debt up to his teeny, tiny ears...

Posted by: antisocialist at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (Rwudm)

574 joncelli what ?

Virginia Tech beat Tennessee, handily: 37-14. Oh, you just knew that the Hokies would be convincingly victorious, right?

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (Ko4Av)

575 For those of you who are new to this thread and have no clue what's going on and because I can't stand people getting their feelings hurt unless I'm doing it on purpose, I'll explain what's going on.

Write a sentence and instead of putting a fellow moron's name in it, put in the word "you" surrounded by brackets [ ] Whoever reads it, will have their own name show up. If you do it, your name will show up.

try it, you'll like, you did.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (275r1)

576

In all seriousness, I think you is stalking me, and has found a way to talk to me through the walls of my condo, and my TV. I was willing to overlook it when you was just reading my mail, but now, since you has taken over my TV and then tells me to kill every member of AoSQH, I think you has gone too far!

you, STOP IT! It's not funny anymore.

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 11:08 PM (F09Uo)

577 641, Fox cancels SCC and we get puke like this.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:08 PM (Cctty)

578 I just saw Dum-Dum fellating you out behind the blog.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:09 PM (9Wv2j)

579 646
No, she's not - but then, she just started drinking a few minutes ago.  Give her some time.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 31, 2009 11:09 PM (Rwudm)

580 Jim, it has only just begun

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:09 PM (Gk/wA)

581

One night in Vienna I started wondering down the old cobblestone streets near the center of the city.  It was cold and muggy that night, and there was a sheen on the cobbles.  There were cones of light coming down from the old street lamps.  And in the gloom, there was a huge art display.  It was very human-looking mannequin-like sculpture in modern dress.  Under this street lamp.  That one.  A group over by the park bench.  Some sitting.  And the whole thing was filled with real people.

So.

You couldn't fucking tell who was who and what was what.  In that dim, broken light, the only way to tell was when (if) one of them moved.  So, of course, people were fucking with other people by freezing in place and suddenly moving or talking when someone leaned in to see if they were real.

It caused the coolest, thrill-ride uneasy feeling I've ever felt.  I was afraid to look closely at people, but I had to.  Weird weird weird weird.

This thread is the internet equivalent.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (VgBzG)

582 Only Greg in Seattle would call sharing a TV Dinner with his Mom at the old age home a "wild party with hot chicks." Greg, face it: you haven't had vag since vag had you.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (QECjC)

583 Anyone hear about Time Warner dropping Fox? Not that I'm worried since I had satellite TV.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (gofDd)

584 SCC?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (Gk/wA)

585

you really needs to get her feet up and I ain't talkin' about tryin' on some new shoes. No brackets used in this post.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (t72+4)

586 try it, you'll like, Monty did.

Yeah, well...trick me the first hundred times, shame on you. Trick me a hundred and one times, and shame on me. You know I'm not all that bright; why must you burden me so?

Posted by: Monty at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (Lefqf)

587 I'm sure they're putting in a sure-fire dud to hold the slot for another Seth McFarlane cartoon show. 

Posted by: dum-dum mcfarlane at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (sYxEE)

588 Holy shit.  The you tag works.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 31, 2009 11:11 PM (Rwudm)

589 I'm still embarrassed about the Tiger Woods thing.  It was just that one time.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 11:11 PM (W+E+o)

590 rdb, was it a flash mob?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (gofDd)

591 Ack!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (gofDd)

592 try it, you'll like, Monty did.

Damn you, I forgot the "it" in my sentence!

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (275r1)

593 rdb, I'm with you

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (Gk/wA)

594

STOP IT you!

I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANY YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (F09Uo)

595 You're all a bunch of dodgy mingers & Billy no-mates. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (ubVcw)

596 @651: Jim... How many times do I have to tell you? Kill all the morons at AoSHQ!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (QECjC)

597

Heh Heh!  That you thing is toooo funny!  How did you guys ever figure that out?  I'm dazzled by your moron brillance!

Oh, and right back at you, you!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (CfmlF)

598 Woohoo, I retain my crown!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:13 PM (gofDd)

599 SCC is Sarah Connor Chronicles

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:13 PM (Cctty)

600 fuck off, Blazer. underall pics for you? DENIED. No brackets used in this post.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 11:13 PM (y+/R8)

601 alexthechick really needs to get her feet up and I ain't talkin' about tryin' on some new shoes.

Also trufax. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 11:13 PM (6Hbvd)

602 you really needs to get her feet up and I ain't talkin' about tryin' on some new shoes. No brackets used in this post

HAHAHAHA! You suck! I actually deleted my cookies to see if that was true.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:14 PM (275r1)

603 Jim, relax - once I turn up the frequency, the pain will go away

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:14 PM (Gk/wA)

604 658 Anyone hear about Time Warner dropping Fox? Not that I'm worried since I had satellite TV.

They're disputing the fees that the networks charge the carriers. If you really want to see the Fox Network shows you can use antenna backup, but if you want FNC you'll have to either wait till they resolve it, switch to DirectTV or AT&T or watch online.

Posted by: I'm at December 31, 2009 11:14 PM (sYxEE)

605 I wonder if Mrs. Blazer will knock his ass off a ladder again tonight.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:14 PM (9Wv2j)

606 you is making me feel cheap and tawdry.
I kinda like it.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 31, 2009 11:15 PM (Rwudm)

607

jmflynny is the best! She's the brightest and cutest and cleverist ever.

Sorry.

After the whole YOU trick, I had to do something to keep from shooting myself through the head.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2009 11:15 PM (Bpqqm)

608 671 @651: Jim... How many times do I have to tell you? Kill all the morons at AoSHQ!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (QECjC)

I hear you and I will obey you master.

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 11:15 PM (F09Uo)

609 What's a flash mob, wtr?

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:15 PM (VgBzG)

610

you loves to pick the gerbils out of Andy Sully's shit with their teeth.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:15 PM (t72+4)

611 What the bloody hell is everyone doing with my name, anyway?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 11:15 PM (ubVcw)

612 Peaches, I want your sex.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:15 PM (VgBzG)

613 679 Yeah I wasn't worried because we had DishNetwork. And even if we didn't, I usually watch the shows on HULU anyway.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:16 PM (gofDd)

614 Happy bizarre NYE ONT fellow morons.

(Seriously, Happy 2010 to you all, may it be better than '09.)


Posted by: Rodent at December 31, 2009 11:16 PM (/lyxQ)

615 you weaned palin steele off inflatable dolls

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:16 PM (Cctty)

616 This is beginning to be confusing.  But don't worry you, I'm a Nobel Laureate.  That's better than a doctor.

Posted by: President Toonces at December 31, 2009 11:16 PM (W+E+o)

617

Best NYE ever:

* hanging out on a broken interweb site

* Beta male still stuck in fetal on my cough

* watching Taxicab Confession: Part 3 New York, New York.

FML

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 11:17 PM (y+/R8)

618 Miss 80's baby, scroll up to: Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (275r1)


Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:17 PM (275r1)

619
I wonder if Mrs. Blazer will knock his ass off a ladder again tonight.




Mrs. Blazer is an Amazon goddess. using a ladder is the only way I can fuck her

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:18 PM (t72+4)

620 rdb, Awhile back there was a fad where a group of people who do random things in public to see how people would react. One of these acts was in NYC at Grand Central. A bunch of people organized a flash mob that would freeze at a signal. When the signal was given, dozens of people froze in the middle of whatever it was they were doing. Those not involved were taken aback by it. I'm surprised none of the participants got their wallets stolen.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:18 PM (gofDd)

621 Sizzle Sausage is making me feel cheap and tawdry.
I kinda like it.

That makes my night.

Posted by: Sizzle Sausage at December 31, 2009 11:18 PM (SwkdU)

622 Blue moon, main comments down, and the bizarre name glitch

Fuckin' hell of a way to start 2010.

Posted by: me at December 31, 2009 11:19 PM (sYxEE)

623 Peaches, I want your sex.

*cough

That one was quite clear. No other names involved.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:19 PM (275r1)

624 lacey, maybe you should take him out of the house, get him some cold air. Grown men should not be fetal, even after a breakup. Although I wouldn't be surprised if my ex is curled up with his cat in bed right now.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:20 PM (gofDd)

625 lacey, at least Blazer isn't banging on your door tonight.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:20 PM (Cctty)

626 wanted to drop by and wish you a happy new year, cause I aint stayin up to watch Obummer's ego drop down the pole while  a recently thawed out (from his cryogenic slumber) Dick Clark counts backwards from 10.

Posted by: mrfixit at December 31, 2009 11:20 PM (Bsm1s)

627

Hmmmm.  Already New Year's on the East Coast. 

*fweee*

*throws confetti*

Yup.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 11:20 PM (8MuSQ)

628
HAHAHAHA! You suck! I actually deleted my cookies to see if that was true.




Knew there was a way to game the system that was already gamed. However, you ain't denyin' it.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:20 PM (t72+4)

629

you is against the wall.

you has a long moustache.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 11:20 PM (dQdrY)

630 687  That was uncalled for. 

Thanks for the heads up, pajama momma.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:21 PM (9Wv2j)

631 Are we there yet?

Posted by: Al at December 31, 2009 11:21 PM (0lyUI)

632 First time I claim 666 and no one says anything. you belong to me now!!!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:21 PM (gofDd)

633 @684: basically, a flash mob was how your momma got knocked up.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (QECjC)

634 Um, you, I need you to sign for this claim.

You are being sued for $1,500,000,000 for making 436 statement that are libel.  The evidence is this thread, posts 1 through 682.

I am sorry it had to come to this, but you knew the consequences.  Hopefully this can be ignored and we can work it out in arbitration.

Posted by: Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom LLP at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (AC4Q0)

635

* watching Taxicab Confession: Part 3 New York, New York.

FML

Well, it could be worse.  I was idly watching Real Sex one time and it was an episode about people into the whole pretending to be horses thing and I was all "huh that ink looks familiar".  I squinted and, sure enough, it was my utterly insane former sister-in-law. 

Oh getting out of that family was the best thing I ever did. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (6Hbvd)

636 704

mrfixit is against the wall.

mrfixit has a long moustache

 

why thank you for noticing my fu manchu

Posted by: mrfixit at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (Bsm1s)

637

Well, I finally found my way to the "current comments" stuff, and I'm only about a zillion behind. This totally confused me, what with the old dates at the top 'n stuff.

It's the price I pay for being pretty much a noob, I guess.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (AMYl0)

638  Test you Test

Posted by: Ed at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (G8jiD)

639


you will be spending New Years with her cats and  and wolfing down a gallon of Chunky Monkey

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:23 PM (t72+4)

640 Well, work's been sucking lately, I have a bad cold, and I ran out of Kleenex.  So I decided to drink a little-- I love having Seven and Sevens-- and guess what?  They're actually Sprite Zeroes and Sevens.

Oh, and I hate my nick. 

Can't this year be over already?  So tempted to just go to bed.  Not even reading a Donald E. Westlake novel is cheering me up.  So, uh, I guess that's your challenge this evening, then.  Try to cheer up a wallflower you don't like and don't know, and who whines at you.  (If you're really lucky, he'll refer to himself in the third person and get all passive-aggressive emo about it!)

Posted by: Some Guy at December 31, 2009 11:23 PM (Gsep6)

641 people into the whole pretending to be horses thing Do I want to know?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:23 PM (gofDd)

642 I think I need to scoot. I can't even tell at this point when someone's actually addressing me.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (y+/R8)

643

707 First time I claim 666 and no one says anything. mrfixit belong to me now!!!

hmmmmm, depends, Rum, are you more Brenda Song, or Kelly Hu?? 

Posted by: mrfixit at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (Bsm1s)

644

Hmmmm.  Already New Year's on the East Coast. 

*fweee*

*throws confetti*

Yup.


Wha? The east coast of what?

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (275r1)

645 WTR, I can't begin to describe how thrilling that was. I had no idea it was there.  I sauntered into it.  Eventually, I started thinking "Those people sure are still."  Then I figured out some of them were sculpture--everything you'd see in a town square, bikers, lovers, kids, old folks, etc.  The darkness and the real people walking around made it so spooky.  The first time I leaned in, marvelling how human one of the sculptures looked, she turned and looked at me like I was crazy and walked away.  That freaked me out.  Then you HAD to look closely--you had to get inside people's zones.  But you couldn't do that.   You couldn't stare.  And note that many people weren't trying to freak others out.  They were just doing the people thing.  If you think about it, people pause in conversation all the time, stare off into nowhere, like that girl I leaned close to in order to marvel at ho human-looking she was.  Just normal behavior was enough to became freaky freaky in that situation--as well as the people doing it on purpose.  And those people, btw, knew you were straining to see if they were real.  So you start looking out the corner of your eye and telling yourself "that smirk is real," "no, it's not," etc.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (VgBzG)

646 I know you're sittin' there naked, you.  

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (9Wv2j)

647

Anyone hear about Time Warner dropping Fox? Not that I'm worried since I had satellite TV.

Don't have Time Warner but my provider, Cablevision is droppng Food Network and Travel Channel at midnight if they don't cough up some more dough.

Posted by: madtechie at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (5vrLJ)

648

684 What's a flash mob, wtr?

Adobe makes them.

But you need to download a different version for Firefox.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (Vo2Ef)

649 people into the whole pretending to be horses thing Do I want to know?

No.  You really really don't.

Also, protip.  If the Morons say for the love of God don't google it, then don't google it. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (6Hbvd)

650

Evening morons.

I'm lost, but that's ok.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 11:25 PM (/XmR+)

651 How DO you pretend to be a horse, and why?

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 11:25 PM (F09Uo)

652 I think I need to scoot. I can't even tell at this point when someone's actually addressing me.

That's when you delete your cookies and look at the comments again before posting......helps keep paranoia at bay, sorta.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:25 PM (275r1)

653 mrfixit, I'm more Kelly Hu.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:25 PM (gofDd)

654 665 rdb, was it a flash mob?     Better a Flash mob than a flashed moob!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 11:25 PM (CfmlF)

655

Happy New Year Everyone!

Or should I say Happy New Year you

Posted by: spypeach at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (qsM1Q)

656 Test pajama momma Test

Yep!

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (275r1)

657

That one was quite clear. No other names involved.

Shhhhh.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (VgBzG)

658 Peaches, how did you know I was here?

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (/XmR+)

659 [you} is making no fucking sense at all , typical .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (vKdhq)

660

Adobe makes them.

But you need to download a different version for Firefox.


That made me giggle. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (6Hbvd)

661 I know you're sittin' there naked, wherestherum.

I thought I turned the camera off...

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (gofDd)

662

Jim In San Diego

 

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (F09Uo)

663 hi Ginger! Scroll up to scroll up to: Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (275r1)

then you'll understand

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (275r1)

664 @707: and I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (QECjC)

665

South Park marathon.

Woo hoo!

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (Bpqqm)

666 Nevermind, figured it out.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (/XmR+)

667


you has to kickstart her dildo with a little help from her neighbors.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (t72+4)

668 That was uncalled for. 

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (VgBzG)

669 me is much less useful than you

Posted by: Jim In San Diego at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (F09Uo)

670 [you} is making no fucking sense at all , typical .

*snicker

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (275r1)

671 lol, too funny.

Posted by: spypeach at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (qsM1Q)

672 [you} is making no fucking sense at all , typical .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (vKdhq)

Coming from you, Bill, that really stings.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:28 PM (9Wv2j)

673

Oops.  Insert:  HA!

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:28 PM (VgBzG)

674

pajama mama, thanks for the heads up about the "name" game with the brackets.

I waz so pissed when it first happened that I decided "screw you guys" and was planning on going out to "Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles" with my girl this night.

Instead, I decided to stay here instead.  She is now in bed, asleep and unsatisfied.

Uh,... great.

Posted by: Ed at December 31, 2009 11:28 PM (G8jiD)

675 By the time the cable companies and networks are through, you'll get C-SPAN and the All-Obama Channel and nothing else.

Oh, and the Ice Truckers Channel

Posted by: Zolton the Destroyer at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (sYxEE)

676 chemjeff will be spending New Years with her cats and  and wolfing down a gallon of Chunky Monkey

You asked for it

http://tinyurl.com/oqhkbm

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (Gk/wA)

677

728 mrfixit, I'm more Kelly Hu.

 

damn, and here I promised mrs fixit the only way either of us is getting out of our marriage is by being put 6 ' under....

Posted by: mrfixit at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (Bsm1s)

678 Testing new nick.  Testing.  Testing. 

Had this been an actual comment, you would be, like, throwing up or something, man.

I mean, dude.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (Gsep6)

679 you is barmy

Posted by: test test at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (ubVcw)

680 You can go here and enter your zip code to see which Fox Networks will be affected in your area. I'll still have FNC and the regular Fox round these parts, maybe y'all will too. And that will be the last coherent thing i say tonight, Happy New Year! Except for you, cuz you're a douche.

Posted by: koopy at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (XllG0)

681 She is now in bed, asleep and unsatisfied.

The great thing about blow-up dolls is you can always re-fill them with air. Just pump her.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:30 PM (275r1)

682 >>How DO you pretend to be a horse, and why?<<

Just ask the voices, Jim.  Ask the voices.

Or you can google "you".

Posted by: President Toonces at December 31, 2009 11:30 PM (W+E+o)

683 (you) is andi sullivan's favorite gerbil

Posted by: Zolton the Destroyer at December 31, 2009 11:30 PM (sYxEE)

684


PJM is gonna post her sweater pups at midnight. You heard it here first morons.


Like Phil said, No Bracket required.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 11:31 PM (t72+4)

685 @721: Yes, peaches, I'm sitting there naked watching wherestherum sit naked in front of her monitor. In 3D.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:31 PM (QECjC)

686

758

you are doing it wrong

Posted by: mrfixit at December 31, 2009 11:31 PM (Bsm1s)

687 you's bunk has a big Hillary poster on the ceiling.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:32 PM (Cctty)

688 We're saved!!!!!  Comments are fixed, woo hoo.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:33 PM (9Wv2j)

689 [ ] cleans Charles Johnson's bicycle seat

Posted by: Zolton the Destroyer at December 31, 2009 11:33 PM (sYxEE)

690 PJM is gonna post her sweater pups at midnight. You heard it here first morons.

Noooooooooooooooo! I already posted them midnight Australia time. I'm really sorry you missed it.

*shakes head sadly

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:33 PM (275r1)

691

Update:

TSA Withdraws Subpoenas Against Bloggers

In the wake of public outcry against the Transportation Security Administration for serving civil subpoenas on two bloggers, the government agency has canceled the legal action and apologized for the strong-arm tactics agents used.
____

You're doing a heckuva job there, Eric Holder.

Posted by: Cute Coments Kittehs at December 31, 2009 11:33 PM (7+pP9)

692 heh comments are working again on main site

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:33 PM (Gk/wA)

693 Everybody but you, come on back over to the real ONT.  

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 11:33 PM (9Wv2j)

694 Peaches is such a killjoy.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:33 PM (VgBzG)

695 Anyway, I resolve to post more at the actual HQ (assuming comments work again) and maybe dabble a bit in the ONT.

(This year, I had resolved to drink more and spend less time with my family.  Total FAIL on both of those.)

C'mon, you.  Let's hear some resolutioning.  Please?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 11:34 PM (Gsep6)

696 This Site is Not the you Site
— Ace

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2009 11:34 PM (W+E+o)

697 Greg must be at the old folks home by now, humping the 90 year alzheimer "hot chick" in the wheelchair.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 11:34 PM (QECjC)

698 F my timing

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 11:35 PM (Gsep6)

699

How DO you pretend to be a horse, and why?

Dude, there is a whole pron niche for Pony Girls.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at December 31, 2009 11:35 PM (dQdrY)

700 This Site is Not the pajama momma Site
— Ace

Is too.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:36 PM (275r1)

701 pajama momma likes her donkeys unclean.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:37 PM (VgBzG)

702 pajama momma likes her donkeys unclean.

Methinks you're not "getting it" on purpose.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:38 PM (275r1)

703

Peaches,

Nope, fully clothed, but gettin' flamed big time. ?!?

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 11:39 PM (AMYl0)

704 I just rolled off of your mother. She's no good, ace. Leave her.

Posted by: Dutch at December 31, 2009 11:40 PM (YFV+t)

705 679;658;722 etc. The dispute btw Fox and TWC is only for the FOX Broadcast network. FNC,FBN,FX are not involved

Posted by: finance joe at December 31, 2009 11:41 PM (Q5spX)

706 Land of Leakin Scroll up to scroll up to: Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (275r1)

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM (275r1)

707

728: A Hu-chee mama?

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM (8MuSQ)

708

I heard that you likes to blog naked

Posted by: spypeach at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM (qsM1Q)

709  sockie

Posted by: hehehe at December 31, 2009 11:44 PM (VgBzG)

710 sock off

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 31, 2009 11:45 PM (VgBzG)

711 Comments are back! So come on down to the real ONT.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 11:49 PM (DyEUW)

712 786 Comments are back! So come on down to the real ONT.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 11:49 PM (DyEUW)

Are the prices insane there, too?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 11:50 PM (Gsep6)

713

Some good news to end/start the year:

Judge throws out Blackwater guards' charges in Iraqi deaths


A federal judge in Washington on Thursday dismissed criminal charges against five Blackwater security guards accused of killing 17 unarmed Iraqi civilians in an incident that strained U.S.-Iraq relations and sparked an outcry over the military's use of private contractors.

The judge did not rule on the substance of the charges against the security guards, but instead decided that prosecutors had wrongly relied on what the guards told State Department investigators shortly after the incident. As government contractors, the Blackwater employees were required to speak to an investigator after a shooting.

U.S. District Judge Ricardo Urbina said that the use of these statements -- which were given with a promise of immunity -- violated the defendants' rights against compelled self-incrimination.

"In their zeal to bring charges against the defendants . . . the government used compelled statements to guide its charging decisions . . . and ultimately, to obtain the indictment in this case," the judge wrote in a 90-page opinion.

The efforts of prosecutors and investigators to show that their case did not hinge on compelled testimony "were all too often contradictory, unbelievable and lacking in credibility," Urbina wrote.

Because the indictment was thrown out on legal grounds, the government could bring an appeal. It could also re-charge the guards, although a new prosecution could be difficult given the judge's finding that the case was so thoroughly tainted.

[ . . . ]

Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.), who has in the past sponsored legislation that would prohibit the hire of private military contractors, said she was dismayed by the news.
---------
Respectfully, Jan, stick it up your ass.

Posted by: Tinian at December 31, 2009 11:55 PM (7+pP9)

714 Amen, Tinian.

Posted by: Rodent Celebration Front at January 01, 2010 12:05 AM (dQdrY)

715

Can u believe it was only 10 short years ago that our biggest worry was the Y2K scam? Those were the days.   I spent NYE1999/2000 in Kosovo, listening to AKs off in the distance.  Yeah, those were the days.  "Celebratory fire" was a big deal, a major threat. 

Breasts really are less appealing when they're always out there for everyone to see. --You are so wrong.

West Virginia is barbaric - And this idiot is my Senator.   Barbaric.

 

Happy New Year to you all.  I wish you the best. 

Posted by: Penultimatum at January 01, 2010 12:35 AM (CIKgX)

716 you broke the blog!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 01, 2010 11:47 AM (Wh0W+)

717 I'm lost in cyberspace. PIXY!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 17, 2010 02:49 PM (zmiSr)

718 500 Internal Server Error

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.

Posted by: this is me at February 02, 2010 07:11 PM (00r+V)

719
hellooo?

Posted by: this is me at February 02, 2010 07:14 PM (00r+V)

Posted by: this is me at February 02, 2010 07:14 PM (00r+V)

721
You losers broke the blog!

Posted by: someguy at March 30, 2010 06:58 PM (JY1gZ)

722

Damn, the spam even found us here. Anyway, looks like the main site is down. Seems someone forgot to pay the monthly bill to keep the lights burnin'.

Posted by: Blazer at June 26, 2010 01:31 PM (t72+4)

723 Bandwidth exceeded?  I wonder what Ace posted.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 26, 2010 01:33 PM (hxQpH)

724 Need a few pennies in the tip jar, Ace?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at June 26, 2010 01:37 PM (bxiXv)

725 Hey, there's a preview button here! What's up with that?!?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at June 26, 2010 01:37 PM (bxiXv)

726
Hey, there's a preview button here! What's up with that?!?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at June 26, 2010 01:37 PM (bxiXv)





This is the site ace should have had and the other one should have been the back-up one. Anyway, someone beam the moron signal in the sky and let em' know we're over at this one.

 Not a lot of em' know about our secret base on planet Hoth here.

Posted by: Blazer at June 26, 2010 01:43 PM (t72+4)

727 Yeah, the internet, she is hard to search, no?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at June 26, 2010 01:48 PM (bxiXv)

728 I found the super-secret clubhouse, alright!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 26, 2010 01:52 PM (c0A3e)

729
sup fagz


Posted by: man with no name at June 26, 2010 01:52 PM (Tw1si)

730
This is my thread. It's where I sell me boner pills.

Posted by: man with no name at June 26, 2010 01:54 PM (Tw1si)

731 #934   Anyway, someone beam the moron signal in the sky and let em' know we're over at this one.

What would be this moron signal?  A bottle of Val-U-Rite?

Ace gotta upgrade the hamsters to chinchillas at least.  Or capture some hobos and make them run on treadmills for the promise of Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 26, 2010 01:55 PM (c0A3e)

732 you broke the blog

Posted by: man with no name at June 26, 2010 01:57 PM (Tw1si)

733 It was the sex thread that broke the blog, wasn't it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 26, 2010 01:58 PM (RZ8pf)

734

Wasn't me man, I was out when it happened and although a sex thread it never even came close to approaching the epic proportion of the infamous Memorial Day thread.

Posted by: Blazer at June 26, 2010 02:00 PM (t72+4)

735

Checked ace's Twitter and he says he's trying to resolve the issue with Pixy right now. I wonder if Pixy accepts Valu-Rite and hobo carcasses as payment ?

Posted by: Blazer at June 26, 2010 02:03 PM (t72+4)

736 Yes, it was me. I broke the blog.

I'm not proud of it, but there it is.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at June 26, 2010 02:07 PM (bxiXv)

737 It's back.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at June 26, 2010 02:08 PM (bxiXv)

738
Who needs boner pills?

you need boner pills?

Posted by: i like chunks at June 30, 2010 06:58 PM (hBqOU)

739 Blog is down, blog is down again?!?!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (9hSKh)

740 Ace, a humble suggestion - sacrifice buying Val-U-Rite for a while and sell some hobo pelts to buy some chinchillas to upgrade the system.

Alternatively, capture some hobos and promise them booze so that they can run on the server treadmills for a while.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 07:01 PM (9hSKh)

741 Feed the hamsters!

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2010 07:14 PM (4WbTI)

742 Feed the hamsters to what?

Posted by: Retread at June 30, 2010 07:53 PM (1oyk7)

743 Who broke the blog?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 30, 2010 08:27 PM (Yq+qN)

744 Thank god I was starting to think it was just me.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 09:15 PM (oVQFe)

745 I can read the ONT, but it won't let me comment. All I get is a 500 Internal Server Error. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 30, 2010 09:21 PM (Yq+qN)

746 Now how does that work on here again?  you is an idiot.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 09:24 PM (oVQFe)

747 Went to a Vitter townhall today to be told by a bunch of oil guys we're all basically fucked.  Come back to find the site's basically fucked.  What the fucked?

Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States at June 30, 2010 09:34 PM (rXA8h)

748 I have seen many different responses RE the oil spill clean-up. From what I can tell, the amount of cleaning being done & its effectiveness depends on where you live. One FL poster from another blog said her beaches were cleaner than ever, with another from LA saying the feds were hampering things. Interesting enough, a commenter on the Gateway Pundit article thinks the woman may have just been tired of maintaining the beach-cleaning machines. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 30, 2010 09:35 PM (yfJ6g)

749

WKRG is my local CBS affiliate. I saw this story last week.

I’m not knocking the lady’s honesty, but she’s not the first response worker to quit. And there are layers upon layers of organic material that look like oil buried just beneath the surface. Some of it is peat from the bay and marshes, some of it is decayed sargassum seaweed and some of it is decayed saltwater string algae. If it’s more than say, a few inches deep, it’s probably not oil.

Unskilled labor used in these types of operations have a horrible turnover rate. When I was running debris crews after hurricanes Ivan, Dennis and Katrina, I’d have a different bunch of faces show up almost every morning. It’s hot and dirty and they have to wear long pants and safety boots on the beach. Not one of my crews had a tent to sit under.

Also, all of Baldwin County’s beaches are being cleaned by beach cleaning machines and have been for weeks. They haven’t been using crews like that except at a few locations that the machines can’t get to. The labor crews unload and wash down the machines, and bag up the oily debris for disposal. My bet is that the lady quit because she was tired of having to clean the beach cleaning machines.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 30, 2010 09:37 PM (yfJ6g)

750 ^ It didn't italicize the quote. Anyway, I keep seeing all this contradictory info, so it's quite difficult to say what exactly is going on here.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 30, 2010 09:40 PM (yfJ6g)

751 Anyone down there who can who can tell either way?

That's all I have.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 30, 2010 09:45 PM (yfJ6g)

752 One FL poster from another blog said her beaches were cleaner than ever, with another from LA saying the feds were hampering things.

That makes sense.  Obummer needs and can win Florida in '12.  He can't win and doesn't need La.  Connect zee dots.

Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States at June 30, 2010 09:48 PM (rXA8h)

753 Its also been hitting Florida for a much shorter of a time period.  Hasn't it pretty much been getting to the LA coast since it started and only in the past few weeks begun reaching the Florida coast.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 09:50 PM (oVQFe)

754 main site is back

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 09:54 PM (oVQFe)

755 O.k. morons, next target, how about Pandagon ? That is so full of WIN right there.

Posted by: Blazer at July 20, 2010 09:53 PM (t72+4)

756 I saaawww that!!!!1!

Posted by: Andy K at July 20, 2010 10:04 PM (qflen)

757 Heh, we have the same hashes here?

Posted by: Editor at July 20, 2010 10:10 PM (YX6i/)

758 so what's the project?

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765

Okay, who broke the blog?

Do people know to come here in emergencies?

Posted by: CanaDave at January 05, 2011 06:53 PM (TppR/)

766 Just so I can be comment #1100

Posted by: CanaDave at January 05, 2011 06:55 PM (TppR/)

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768
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Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:04 PM (gt3o0)

769 Is it just me or is the HQ down?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2011 07:11 PM (yfJ6g)

770
does you still work?

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:17 PM (Wzli+)

771
Is it just me or is the HQ down?

Nah, I always hang out here and talk to myself.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:18 PM (gt3o0)

772
we're supsposed to muster here when the site shits the bed

why is no one mustering!?!!?

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:20 PM (gt3o0)

773
I forgot how to post pics in this thread

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:26 PM (Wzli+)

774
I think you're doing it wrong.

/:

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:32 PM (gt3o0)

775
you typed my name?

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:34 PM (gt3o0)

776
cuz that's cheating

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:34 PM (gt3o0)

777 Muster? Someone brought hot dogs?

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 07:36 PM (h2t8r)

778
Aren't we overdue for another issue of...


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Is the Tea Party Dangerous for America?

Posted by: Newsweek at January 20, 2011 07:36 PM (Wzli+)

779
oh shite it works!

Posted by: Newsweek at January 20, 2011 07:37 PM (Wzli+)

780
Newsweek is a mouthbreather of the lowest order.


Posted by: Newsweek at January 20, 2011 07:38 PM (gt3o0)

781
you wants to make babies with Helen Thomas

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:40 PM (gt3o0)

782
friggin noobs

I think rd broke the blog.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:44 PM (Wzli+)

783
4 a lot of homos on this site


Posted by: Bart

heh

that's a classic

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:45 PM (Wzli+)

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 07:45 PM (h2t8r)

785
I must admit he was a bit one-dimensional, so to speak.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:47 PM (Wzli+)

786
still, though
the 'sup fagz' kitten is the best pic on the internet

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:49 PM (Wzli+)

787
wow the site has been broken for a long time


Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:50 PM (Wzli+)

788 So, Toby, did you ever recover from that cold on December 31, 2009?

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 07:52 PM (h2t8r)

789
sadly, some of them die

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:53 PM (gt3o0)

790 Nice to see even the back-up site is stuck on bold. Gives it the feeling of home, you know?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2011 07:53 PM (yfJ6g)

791
I remember that day.

Dick Cheese is a racist.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:54 PM (gt3o0)

792
someone say homo?

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:54 PM (Wzli+)

793
I was gonna change my name again on the New Year's but...

then I got high

then I got high

then I got high

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:56 PM (Wzli+)

794 </b> </homo> </slow> </Obama>

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 07:57 PM (h2t8r)

795
the plan was a new name every week but

1. I got sick of thinking of names
2. I got sick of noobs calling me a moby.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 07:57 PM (Wzli+)

796 So who's going to tease Ace about upgrading this time?

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 08:00 PM (h2t8r)

797
Amish was my teacher.

I miss that old bastard.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:00 PM (gt3o0)

798 AmishDude = Amish?

No, not even close.


Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:01 PM (gt3o0)

799
You know who hates indians?

Amish, that's who. With a passion.


Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:02 PM (gt3o0)

800
Amish was a lot older than I thought. In his 60's.


Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:04 PM (gt3o0)

801
yeah, a lotta funny homos at AoS

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:05 PM (gt3o0)

802 You know who hates indians?
Amish, that's who. With a passion.
Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:02 PM

Feather or dot?

Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2011 08:06 PM (QgmBR)

803 Wizbang?  That's so 2005, man. Why not troll Rick Moran?

That fucker at least deserves it.

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 08:06 PM (h2t8r)

804
feather

he told the story about being a teen and going on vacation to the Grand Canyon on a bus tour.

There was an indian on the bus and they got into a fight. Hated indians ever since.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:08 PM (Wzli+)

805
Rick Moran?

He's not that loser who calls himself, oh shit, what the heck was it?

Um, some medieval nonsense

Dennis the Peasant! that's it

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:11 PM (gt3o0)

806
rd doesn't comment that much, maybe that's why


Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:12 PM (gt3o0)

807 Who was the Moron who had an entire website dedicated to his sayings? Not Wicked Pinto...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2011 08:13 PM (yfJ6g)

808 RDBrewer's putting up new posts.  How does he not notice the site is down?

I was wondering that myself.  Guess he'll figure it out when no one comments on his post.....or maybe not.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2011 08:13 PM (VuLos)

809 RDBrewer's putting up new posts.  How does he not notice the site is down?

Posted by: dick cheese

I think once you get posting privileges you swear to smoke lead paint chips daily or something.

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 08:13 PM (h2t8r)

810

but he's probably the one who broke the blog because a) he's the only one around, evidently, and b) his sidebar vids are all screwy now

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:15 PM (Wzli+)

811 1189 God, I hope not.  The horror, the horror ...

 

(Back in the olden days) It was a commentor who would leave an absolutely random comment on a thread.


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2011 08:17 PM (yfJ6g)

812
Ace made a wiki entry for Spurwing, but it didn't last too long.

That nazi prick Jimmy Wales musta deleted it.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:18 PM (gt3o0)

813
brb, checking AoS wiki entry

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:20 PM (Wzli+)

814 his sidebar vids are all screwy now

Posted by: soothie

Seem to work here. Speaking of, I can't be the only one that doesn't have trouble finding pets doing stupid shit on YouTube, can I?

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 08:20 PM (h2t8r)

815 What do you reckon is the really deal with john Ryan?  

Posted by: dick cheese

Because Leftist beat off to seeing Righties get angry.

"Beat your little boy when he sneezes/ he only does it to annoy/ because he knows it teases."

L. Carroll

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 08:22 PM (h2t8r)

816

1191 Spurwing!

That's it; Spurwing Plover. I miss that guy.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2011 08:23 PM (yfJ6g)

817
he must get his kicks from being a nuisance at AoS

does he believe what he writes? I doubt it.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:23 PM (Wzli+)

818
why would you want to see vids of pets doing stupid tricks?

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:25 PM (Wzli+)

819
I dunno about you guys, but I was brought up in a time when people hated seeing other family's home-movies and photo albums.

boooooooo-ring

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:26 PM (gt3o0)

820
I loved his comments.

The caps, the miss-spelling, the nostalgia, and the child-like innocence.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:28 PM (gt3o0)

821
he always described Democrats as 'putrid.'

heh

from the mouth's of babes, I always though to myself

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:31 PM (Wzli+)

822 Remember when the SEAS were LAWLESS?!! NEITHER do I!!!

Posted by: Gabewing Plover at January 20, 2011 08:32 PM (h2t8r)

823
of course the 'babe' was really a 50-ish year old man living in upstate California reminiscing about classic tv shows and dreaming about flying cars, but still...

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:33 PM (gt3o0)

824
it's, what, noon time on Sunday in Australia?

Pixy must be messin with the servers.

Posted by: soothie at January 20, 2011 08:34 PM (Wzli+)

825 1193 What do you reckon is the really deal with john Ryan?  No one can actually be that stupid and still remember to breath.

Posted by: dick cheese at January 20, 2011 08:19 PM (S5YRY)

He's nothing but a stupid troll.  He probably thinks no one realizes he's the Archie Bunker troll.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2011 08:44 PM (oVQFe)

826 Speaking of trolls, I still like SF Chronicles' old banning method: the blog software would mask the offending 'trolls' message to other commenters, but to the 'troll' their comment would appear posted.

Of course the Barnicle is a leftshit crap rag, but that concept was slick.

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at January 20, 2011 08:47 PM (h2t8r)

827 Your crucial redefinition of the emergence of desire is a triumph of scholarship and critical acumen. Watch Cartoons

Posted by: Nicky at January 22, 2011 05:05 PM (TIkdD)

828 The real blog is broken again.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 24, 2011 07:59 AM (7+pP9)

829 Ok, who broke it?  I suppose I could go do something productive.......

Nah.  I'll wait...

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Posted by: Wendy at March 06, 2011 01:29 PM (dx3L2)

834 Okay, who broke the blog this time?

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 07, 2011 10:20 PM (+BkI8)

835 Ugh.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 10:26 PM (oVQFe)

836 Geez, I'm on vacation and can finally stay up and comment on the ONT and somebody breaks the F'n blog.

Hey, I thought we were supposed to "rally" if the main site shits the bed?

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 07, 2011 10:35 PM (+BkI8)

837 I doubt too many people know where to rally to.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 10:39 PM (aKs7L)

838 I'd have to say that is obvious at this point 

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 07, 2011 10:41 PM (+BkI8)

839 Need to make a post about where to go if the blog is down.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 10:49 PM (FeVdd)

840 There just needs to be a "In case of broken blog, break glass" link on the main page.

Not that it happens that often.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 10:55 PM (aKs7L)

841 Oh well, I guess I could check out some of that Internet pr0n I've heard so much about.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 10:57 PM (aKs7L)

842 It always seems like none of the bloggers ever realize it.  At least put a note on the top thread that comments are down and you're working on it.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:01 PM (oVQFe)

843 So it's not just me.

Posted by: Retread at March 07, 2011 11:02 PM (okCHU)

844 Actually, it is just you.

The hallucination is really elaborate.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 11:03 PM (aKs7L)

845 Yep this is all just for you

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:06 PM (oVQFe)

846 So I shouldn't have smoked that questionable cigarette, huh?

Posted by: Retread at March 07, 2011 11:06 PM (okCHU)

847 Do these comments count towards my weekly score?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 11:07 PM (aKs7L)

848 Actually a link in the side bar would be a good idea. Which is why it will probably never happen. I'll bet there are a lot of Morons/'ettes going through ONT withdrawals at this point. 

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 07, 2011 11:08 PM (+BkI8)

849 I think they count double actually.

Posted by: Retread at March 07, 2011 11:09 PM (okCHU)

850 1269 Yep this is all just for Mr. Al U Fods

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:06 PM (oVQFe)


Does this mean I'm "Winning" or something?

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 07, 2011 11:10 PM (+BkI8)

851 sorry didn't mean to sound bad I just meant I don't think most know where to go when the blog is down. I only found it by google.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 11:11 PM (FeVdd)

852 You must not know the trick

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:17 PM (oVQFe)

853 I knew the trick, I've forgotten it. Been too long.

Posted by: Retread at March 07, 2011 11:19 PM (okCHU)

854 A shame the comments are down.  I needed to clarify some statements for dipshits that go into a blind rage anytime something nice is said about Palin

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:30 PM (oVQFe)

855 Good luck with that.

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 07, 2011 11:35 PM (+BkI8)

856 Well I didn't say I was going to succeed.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:41 PM (oVQFe)

857 Ya think it would help to tweet DrewM that the comments are down? 

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 07, 2011 11:46 PM (+BkI8)

858 you is such a pretentious asshole.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:47 PM (oVQFe)

859 Couldn't hurt.  They might be aware of it.  They might not.  That's why I wish they would put a note in the top post that they are aware and trying to get it fixed.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:48 PM (oVQFe)

860 Yeah, that's the trick I can't remember, buzzion.

Posted by: Retread at March 07, 2011 11:50 PM (okCHU)

861 I'd wonder what buzzion's problem was, if I actually gave a fuck.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 11:53 PM (aKs7L)

862 Okay Drew has been tweeted. 

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 07, 2011 11:55 PM (+BkI8)

863

Its fun to catch people off guard with it.  It just becomes difficult to tell if someone else is doing it to you.

Posted by: buzzion.. at March 07, 2011 11:56 PM (oVQFe)

864 Yeah, DrewM said he can't do anything.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 11:56 PM (aKs7L)

865 I think I may have caught Waterhouse with it.

Posted by: buzzion is devious. at March 07, 2011 11:57 PM (oVQFe)

866 Well could he like you know put up a notice about it? Or pass it up the chain so it gets to those who can do something about it?

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 11:58 PM (oVQFe)

867 Who is here?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:00 AM (qIHlG)

868 I'd ask what trick y'all are talking about but I'm not sure I really want to know.

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 08, 2011 12:00 AM (+BkI8)

869 Who is here?

Pretty much nobody.

On the plus side - no trolls!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:02 AM (aKs7L)

870 No spam yet either

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 08, 2011 12:02 AM (+BkI8)

871 I'll put it to you this way.  The trick made you ask if you were "winning"

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:03 AM (oVQFe)

872 Can anyone start a thread. Were we hacked? Michelle Malkin was the other day.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:04 AM (qIHlG)

873 Looks like rdbrewer updated the sidebar.

And it's not a puppy video.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:05 AM (aKs7L)

874 Heh. I tried scrolling up through the comments to find the code for the trick. Geez, 90 pct of it is spam.

Posted by: Retread at March 08, 2011 12:06 AM (okCHU)

875 I'm betting its an issue with the minx.cc site.  It happened before the ONT went up.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:06 AM (oVQFe)

876 CDRM put something on the right.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:07 AM (qIHlG)

877 Buzzion what makes me such a pretentious asshole?

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 08, 2011 12:08 AM (+BkI8)

878 Wow, twitter is a real piece of shit. DrewM's tweet has been labeled as posted "10 seconds ago" for at least five minutes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:09 AM (aKs7L)

879 I can't get YouTube to cooperate either.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:09 AM (qIHlG)

880 Fess up, buzzion, or you'll piss off the three other commenters that are here.

Posted by: Retread at March 08, 2011 12:09 AM (okCHU)

881 I can't get YouTube to cooperate either.

/watches Kim Kardashian Skechers video

Works OK for me.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:11 AM (aKs7L)

882 Yeah I've remarked on that several times Twitter is absolute shit to view as a non-user.  I have no idea how it is for the users.  But basically whatever the timestamps were when you first went to the page, they are going to stay like that for a long time.  I've seen "5 minutes ago" post stay that way for hours.  Its such a shitty interface that it makes the HQ's look state of the art.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:12 AM (oVQFe)

883 Why is everything bold, anyway?

/b

Success?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:13 AM (aKs7L)

884 Fuck

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:14 AM (aKs7L)

885 Its the you trick.  If your type you surrounded by the [ brackets it will make whatever name you have for your display name show up in the comment.  So when I type [+you+] is a pretentious asshole.  Minus the + it will show up as you is a pretentious asshole.  And where you're seeing your name there, I'm actually seeing mine.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:15 AM (oVQFe)

886 </b>

in brackets?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:17 AM (aKs7L)

887 Goddamit!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:17 AM (aKs7L)

888 Ha, that's a neat trick buzzion.

I guess I do care

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:17 AM (aKs7L)

889 Ding, ding, light bulb blinks on.

Posted by: Retread at March 08, 2011 12:17 AM (okCHU)

890 Looks like a spam comment around #777 is causing the bold font.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:18 AM (oVQFe)

891 square brackets?


Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:18 AM (aKs7L)

892 miserable, soul-sucking failure?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:19 AM (aKs7L)

893 yes

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:19 AM (aKs7L)

894 Um ya. That's clever.

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at March 08, 2011 12:19 AM (+BkI8)

895 I can't get YouTube to play anything. The new default is DIVX and that does not work and YouTube is acting like it does on Sunday when it ignores your adjustments.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:21 AM (qIHlG)

896 This seems to be a duplicate of an earlier comment?


Friggin' frig frig.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:23 AM (aKs7L)

897 This is weird. I can download but not watch on the page.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:23 AM (qIHlG)

898 My evil plan to rule the world continues apace... mwuhaha, mwuhahaha!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:33 AM (bxiXv)

899 A-lo-ha!

Welcome to the tropical hideaway where the alternate AoS is kept. In the event that NYC freezes over, the emergency changeover procedure is initiated and the New World Order will commence.

Or there'll be a bunch of morons wandering aimlessly -- one or the other.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 12:34 AM (kaalw)

900 I had a feeling we'd be redirected here. It's been awhile since that's happened.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:34 AM (YxBuk)

901 Wow, comment 777 is somehow weapons-grade fucked-up with a "strong" tag.  The comments thingy automagically scrubs any attempt to un-fuck it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:35 AM (aKs7L)

902 Yep this is all just for Rum, Goddess of Doom

It's my super secret hideout!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:35 AM (YxBuk)

903 I was going to ask why the Rum was gone, but that would now be as superfluous as a fourth nipple.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:36 AM (bxiXv)

904 You can usually just scroll up and get an idea of when the previous comment outages were.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:36 AM (oVQFe)

905 Hey, how'd Rum get her comment unbolded?

It's all those ill-gotten souls, I'm sure

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:37 AM (aKs7L)

906 YouTube must be broke. The pron still works as does LiveLeak. 

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:38 AM (qIHlG)

907 It's cuz I'm a special, special girl.

In a short bus kind of way.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:38 AM (YxBuk)

908 Did someone call me a pretentious asshole?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:38 AM (qIHlG)

909 Oh, well. It worked the second time. Let me try any experiment.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:39 AM (YxBuk)

910 It's a thing.

I suspect that when you use a tag in your post it temporarily fixes the tag error because of the conversion from html to css within a post.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:39 AM (bxiXv)

911 We're all pretentious assholes!

Typing in bold ... like CHUMPS

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:39 AM (aKs7L)

912 Maybe Rum bolded her comment?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 12:39 AM (kaalw)

913 Well, that was a fail. I got nothin'. Am I the only 'ette on here?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:39 AM (YxBuk)

914 We Need Moronettes!
We Need Moronettes!
We Need Moronettes!

We'll see if that works.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:40 AM (bxiXv)

915 The comment box had me typing in bold, so I unbolded it and it posted unbolded. But now the comment box is unbolded and it's posting bolded. I have no clue how this works.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:41 AM (YxBuk)

916 This sucks nearly as much as the real site.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:41 AM (qIHlG)

917 Bebe should be arriving shortly. I told her to come on over.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:41 AM (YxBuk)

918 Perhaps she had a rich set of alternative styles that temporarily confused the rendering engine?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 12:42 AM (kaalw)

919 Its so funny when you is so clueless to everything going on.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:42 AM (oVQFe)

920 Rum and Boobs. What in the Hell more could a Moron ask for?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:42 AM (bxiXv)

921 Wait, buzz, at what point did I know what was going on?

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:43 AM (bxiXv)

922 She somehow got a fontstyle=normal tag in her comment.

Which appears to be witchcraft, since there's no "normal" button in my comment thingy.

Ah, but could that be the solution?

Let's see

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:44 AM (aKs7L)

923 We'll see if that works.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:40 AM (bxiXv)

Has it ever?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 12:44 AM (kaalw)

924 Yes?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:44 AM (aKs7L)

925 1344 Heh? what did we do now?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 12:45 AM (bgjQQ)

926 It's been a while since this has been utilized.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 12:45 AM (UtEM9)

927 Any clue what happened?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:45 AM (qIHlG)

928 No.

/shakes fist at the sneering gods of html and whateverfuckingelse the Internet runs on

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:45 AM (aKs7L)

929 I see the you thing still works and all of you are still sissyboys!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:45 AM (YxBuk)

930 Might it be.....magic?


Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 12:45 AM (kaalw)

931 It worked!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:46 AM (bxiXv)

932 Normal tag? Where do I find that?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:47 AM (YxBuk)

933 Where?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:47 AM (qIHlG)

934 What "Cthulhu thing"?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 12:47 AM (kaalw)

935 Bold?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:47 AM (qIHlG)

936 Remember rum.  Its not plural.  Its singular, so use "is" not "are"  Otherwise you'll just sound as dumb as you looks

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:47 AM (oVQFe)

937 Its so funny when bebe's boobs destroy is so clueless to everything going on. Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:42 AM (oVQFe) Excuse me??

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 12:48 AM (bgjQQ)

938 I believe that 30 minutes in the agony booth will convince pixy to respond more quickly to unexpected events 

Posted by: Bearded Spock at March 08, 2011 12:48 AM (vdfwz)

939 Bold is bold, and not bold is bold.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:48 AM (qIHlG)

940 I think that's 4 I've gotten so far.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:49 AM (oVQFe)

941 bebe, it's a tag that shows the reader's username. Everyone sees their own username.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:49 AM (bxiXv)

942 Can you imagine the havoc that trick would wreak on the normal threads during the day?

you is a dirty, dirty RINO!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:49 AM (YxBuk)

943 MATT DAMON !!!

Posted by: MATT DAMON !!! at March 08, 2011 12:50 AM (vdfwz)

944 Some kind of tag magic, *shrugs*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 12:50 AM (UtEM9)

945 I thought the tag wasn't working, but then I realized that the first time I saw buzz post it I hadn't posted yet, so I didn't have a username.

 So it *didn't* work in that case. Once I had posted, it had a username to show.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:50 AM (bxiXv)

946 So there's an allowed tag the only purpose of which is to confuse the fuck out of everyone, but no tag is allowed to turn the fucking bold off.

Why do you mock me so, Australian Internet wizard?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:51 AM (aKs7L)

947 Is everyone insulting me?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:51 AM (qIHlG)

948 So, Merovign, were you using the odd "edit source" bracket widget?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 12:51 AM (kaalw)

949 To Manly Go Where No Bold Has Gone Before

Posted by: James T Kirk at March 08, 2011 12:51 AM (vdfwz)

950 I believe it did wreak havoc for a while when this site was used.  And its always great when someone show's up that doesn't know about it.  That's why I called you a pretentious asshole earlier.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:51 AM (oVQFe)

951 The wind is blowing the trash cans down the street again. And the wind is also rattling the windows on my house.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:51 AM (YxBuk)

952 Who broke YouTube?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:53 AM (qIHlG)

953 Could I also be a bold wizard?

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:53 AM (oVQFe)

954 dammit

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:53 AM (oVQFe)

955 Some admin has to fix the broken tag. If you edit the html on your message, set a style (like strong or em) and click apply (to see the CSS), and then change the font-style to "normal" at least your own post will be normal.

Probably not worth the effort.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:53 AM (bxiXv)

956 I come here for some solace about how lonely I feel with all my money and brains and I'm called names ...

I think I'll write another coffee table book about that

Posted by: David Brooks at March 08, 2011 12:54 AM (vdfwz)

957 Why do you mock me so, Australian Internet wizard?

Oh, is that where Pixy lives? I thought he was a Kiwi. I mean, I thought the hamsters were kiwis.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:54 AM (YxBuk)

958 "Apocalypse Me: the Jaws of Life".  WTF? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 12:54 AM (UtEM9)

959 What?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:54 AM (qIHlG)

960 ahhh, ok. you all bang suzy the blow up doll nightly, you dirty whores

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 12:54 AM (bgjQQ)

961 Umm, okay, it worked the prior time but not on the last post.

WHATEVER. you is such a malingering git.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:54 AM (bxiXv)

962 Probably not worth the effort.

I figured out how I did it the first time. Copied someone's comment, then unbolded everything. Posts normal.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:55 AM (YxBuk)

963 you is such an asshole.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 12:55 AM (EMuWJ)

964 Zounds!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 08, 2011 12:55 AM (fjoLg)

965 you bang suzy the blow up doll nightly, you is a dirty whore

FTFY

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:56 AM (YxBuk)

966 Pixy is a New Zealander, I thought?  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 12:56 AM (UtEM9)

967 bebe, I wish I got that much action.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 12:56 AM (bxiXv)

968 1375 The wind is blowing the trash cans down the street again. And the wind is also rattling the windows on my house. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:51 AM

Remain cloaked ... everyone remember where we parked!

Posted by: James T Kirk at March 08, 2011 12:56 AM (vdfwz)

969 What.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 12:56 AM (foEpt)

970 What's malingering? Is that anything like origami?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 12:56 AM (qIHlG)

971 It can become difficult to tell when people are using the trick or genuiniely getting ticked off at the personal insults you direct towards them

Posted by: buzzion. at March 08, 2011 12:57 AM (oVQFe)

972 Heh.  You code.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 12:57 AM (foEpt)

973 you is an abuser of Charlie Sheen!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:57 AM (YxBuk)

974 Well, aren't I just late to the party. 

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 12:57 AM (afWhQ)

975 If Pixy is a Kiwi we could here a long time. Have you seen the pictures of Christchurch since the quake?

Posted by: Retread at March 08, 2011 12:57 AM (okCHU)

976 Remain cloaked ... everyone remember where we parked!

Damn you, Kirk!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:57 AM (YxBuk)

977 I only said Pixy is somewhere the Brits colonized with pursesnatches and unsavory women because DrewM mentioned it in a tweet.

And again Rum manages unbolding with NO APPARENT EFFORT.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 12:58 AM (aKs7L)

978 I believe it did wreak havoc for a while when this site was used.  And its always great when someone show's up that doesn't know about it.

Know about what?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 08, 2011 12:58 AM (vdfwz)

979 Must be an ancient chinese secret.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 12:58 AM (oVQFe)

980 cthulhu is such an asshole. ***sniff***

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 12:59 AM (kaalw)

981 IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 08, 2011 12:59 AM (qIHlG)

982 bebe's boobs destroy is an abuser of Charlie Sheen! Now that is just wrong!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 12:59 AM (bgjQQ)

983 Yes, flavius. Malingering is just like origami, except for the paper-folding.

Actually I only heard "malingering" in an Army context, it means deliberately allowing yourself to degrade into unserviceableness.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:00 AM (bxiXv)

984 Have you seen the pictures of Christchurch since the quake?

They're terrifying.  That place isn't going to recover for a while. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:00 AM (UtEM9)

985 cthulhu is such an asshole. ***sniff***

Dammit, I thought that one had half a chance of working.

The bold thing is tremendously annoying.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 01:00 AM (kaalw)

986 1397 Meghan McCain is an abuser of Charlie Sheen! Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 12:57 AM

The only drug Charlie is on is Meghan McCain!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 08, 2011 01:00 AM (vdfwz)

987 Hey, that trick doesn't work on me. I know no one thinks that highly of me in the first place...

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:01 AM (afWhQ)

988 What do you call it when you fake being sick to get out of doing PT?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:02 AM (qIHlG)

989 Must be an ancient chinese secret.

Hahahahahaha!

I did post how I did it by the way. Somewhere up there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:02 AM (YxBuk)

990 Your tag-tricks won't work on soulpile, Jedis!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:02 AM (bxiXv)

991 you enjoys taking it up the squeakhole!

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:02 AM (oVQFe)

992 I'd insult you, but you is a mere fly on the ass of Zeus and not worth my time or effort.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:03 AM (UtEM9)

993 1412 What do you call it when you fake being sick to get out of doing PT?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:02 AM (qIHlG)

Faking sick?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:03 AM (afWhQ)

994 The you tag would make flame wars easier.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:04 AM (YxBuk)

995 If your kid had a rash of some sort that concerned you, would your first instinct to be to post a picture of the rash on FB or take your kid to the doctor?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:05 AM (YxBuk)

996 That it would.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:05 AM (afWhQ)

997 YOU KNOW WHO THIS HELPS?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:05 AM (qIHlG)

998 Jedis?

He's a fucking fake! Every good-hearted human knows the plural is Jedi! Burn him! Flay him! Keel-haul him! Nuke him from orbit!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:05 AM (aKs7L)

999 The you tag would make flame wars easier. o hyeah, that could make it really entertaining

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 01:05 AM (bgjQQ)

1000 If your kid had a rash of some sort that concerned you, would your first instinct to be to post a picture of the rash on FB or take your kid to the doctor?

I'm pretty sure this is a trick question.


Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 08, 2011 01:06 AM (aKs7L)

1001 1400 comments?  Man, this is like a smart milblog commenter's heaven!

Posted by: Cicero at March 08, 2011 01:06 AM (QmzQ1)

1002 Waterhouse never played Jedi Knight 2.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:07 AM (bxiXv)

1003 If your kid had a rash of some sort that concerned you, would your first instinct to be to post a picture of the rash on FB or take your kid to the doctor?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:05 AM (YxBuk)

Don't be silly. I'd post a video on YouTube first. Jeez.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:07 AM (EUW8K)

1004 1421 YOU KNOW WHO THIS HELPS?

Charlie Sheen? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:07 AM (UtEM9)

1005 1419 If your kid had a rash of some sort that concerned you, would your first instinct to be to post a picture of the rash on FB or take your kid to the doctor?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:05 AM (YxBuk)

Take the kid to the doctor.

That reminds me: I'll tell you a story about my cousin's child-rearing skills sometime...

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:07 AM (afWhQ)

1006 Why the FUCK did the copy-comment-unbold thing not work for me?

This comment system is racist.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:07 AM (aKs7L)

1007 Ladies and Gentleman, and that thing that calls itself you, I present to you Sheen Wars!

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:08 AM (oVQFe)

1008 Also, who in the world said I was human? Sure, I look human, roughly, by dint of clever adaptation.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:08 AM (bxiXv)

1009 you is Mike Huckabee's secret lover, and everybody knows it.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:08 AM (foEpt)

1010 Wow. Just. Wow. http://www.slate.com/id/2287375/

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:09 AM (YxBuk)

1011 All your backup is belongs to lace wigs.

Posted by: remy me wigs at March 08, 2011 01:09 AM (q8u+l)

1012 This bold thing is pretty edgy.  But not as edgy as you.


Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:10 AM (foEpt)

1013 you likes to take it up the squeakhole from Obama!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:10 AM (YxBuk)

1014 Mmm. Richard Burgi guested on Firefly. Love that man.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:10 AM (afWhQ)

1015 Anybody seen my Tantalus device? That Sulu is getting uppity

Posted by: Alternate Universe Kirk at March 08, 2011 01:10 AM (vdfwz)

1016 Posted by: remy me wigs

Dude, you went out of business ages ago.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:10 AM (aKs7L)

1017 </b>

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:11 AM (EMuWJ)

1018 Take the kid to the doctor.

There's a story where they're claiming FB saved this kid's life because a doctor who diagnosed him with leukemia saw his picture on FB that the kid's dad had posted. Because the dad was worried about the rash. Why didn't he take the kid to a freakin' doctor?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:11 AM (YxBuk)

1019 test test

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:12 AM (EMuWJ)

1020 What the fuck does it take! I bolded and unbolded the entire comment that time!

/sobs

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:12 AM (aKs7L)

1021 <b>  shit</b> test 

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:12 AM (EMuWJ)

1022 I'd try  a witty riposte but I'm afraid I'm breaking my drinking and posting rule again.
*sigh*
That's two days in a row.
I'm WINNING!

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:12 AM (EUW8K)

1023

you was found lodged in Katie Couric's colon.

Posted by: Cicero at March 08, 2011 01:12 AM (QmzQ1)

1024 1444 What the fuck does it take! I bolded and unbolded the entire comment that time!

There we go.  So simple, even a Spartan can do it. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:12 AM (UtEM9)

1025 This site is like a spammer boot camp.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:13 AM (foEpt)

1026 What the fuck does it take! I bolded and unbolded the entire comment that time!

It doesn't love you like it loves me.



Richard Burgi was on Desperate Housewives. Played Teri Hatcher's ex husband.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:13 AM (YxBuk)

1027 Me cut taxes. Me hate golf

Me not so smart sometimes

Posted by: Bizarro Obama at March 08, 2011 01:13 AM (vdfwz)

1028 Go with the bold.  you does.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:14 AM (foEpt)

1029 I'm WINNING! Posted by: jcjimi Charlie's dead in a month. max

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 01:14 AM (bgjQQ)

1030 "jcjimi was found lodged in Katie Couric's colon."

Sacred honor compels me to...I dunno, something.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:15 AM (EUW8K)

1031 Damn, Rum, Dave "JournoList" Weigel sure is up to form, isn't he?

When somebody is categorically dishonest as a journalist, any articles he creates, especially on that topic, should come with a disclaimer.

Slate is just full of shit, anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:15 AM (bxiXv)

1032 CAPS LOCK GOES WELL WITH BOLD.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:15 AM (qIHlG)

1033 <b>  shit</b> test 

Ha. I tried it all.

OK, three things. That's still a good amount.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:15 AM (aKs7L)

1034 you finds Helen Thomas's Den a suitable place for hibernation all-year round.  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:15 AM (UtEM9)

1035 you is popular, you is loved, and gosh darn it, you is a winner!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:16 AM (bxiXv)

1036 Me love you long time! 

Posted by: remy me wigs at March 08, 2011 01:16 AM (q8u+l)

1037 Kratos (Ghost of Spart) licks the sweaty balls.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:16 AM (oVQFe)

1038 1434 Wow. Just. Wow. http://www.slate.com/id/2287375/

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:09 AM (YxBuk)

Exactly what protests has this guy been watching? Seems to not understand what's going on - how many people with cameras have tried to catch Tea Partiers being violent and nasty, only to come up with... nothing. The fact that there is so much documented evidence of the union thuggery speaks volumes that even this Weigel character can't counteract, no matter how much he tries to deny it.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:17 AM (afWhQ)

1039 you is well-liked and respected by their colleagues and others.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:17 AM (bxiXv)

1040 THANKS MEROVIGN.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:17 AM (qIHlG)

1041 I'm sorry, but I just just like seeing my name in every other comment.

you hates it though.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:17 AM (foEpt)

1042 Dave "JournoList" Weigel sure is up to form, isn't he?

I didn't even look at the byline. That explains so much. I didn't even bother reading the article. I couldn't get past the bullshit headline.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:17 AM (YxBuk)

1043 "Me not so smart sometimes"

Fork! Me can't eat soup!

http://tinyurl.com/2qt74y

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:18 AM (EUW8K)

1044 you is a fine human being, or a close approximation thereof.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:18 AM (bxiXv)

1045 Richard Burgi was on Desperate Housewives. Played Teri Hatcher's ex husband.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:13 AM (YxBuk)

Yes!  I loved it when he showed up on that show... but the show itself sucked.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:18 AM (afWhQ)

1046 Merovign likes the cock.  

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:19 AM (EMuWJ)

1047 Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:16 AM (bxiXv)
Finally, somebody gets me.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:19 AM (EUW8K)

1048 This is a lot of extra effort for precious little gain.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:20 AM (aKs7L)

1049 Merovign, Bond Villain has a non-creepy-stalker internet crush on Rum.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:20 AM (bxiXv)

1050 Fork! Me can't eat soup!

JANITOR!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:20 AM (YxBuk)

1051 Did you guys know Merovign likes it in the squeekhole?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:20 AM (EMuWJ)

1052 WHICH PROGRAM PLAYS FLASH ON YOUTUBE?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:20 AM (qIHlG)

1053 you is a modest person, with much to be modest about.  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (UtEM9)

1054 rdbrewer thought he could get away with not using the tag as a side joke, but got sloppy!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (bxiXv)

1055 you is a right foul obnoxious git! 

Posted by: remy me wigs at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (q8u+l)

1056 Merovign, Bond Villain has a non-creepy-stalker internet crush on Rum. Rum, do the ethiopian bank account thing on him!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (bgjQQ)

1057 Yes!  I loved it when he showed up on that show... but the show itself sucked.

It was fine the first couple of seasons. It totally jumped the shark in the 3rd or 4th. I stopped watching after the 4th season, I think.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (YxBuk)

1058 Adobe I believe.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (oVQFe)

1059 Merovign;  "Cock please!"

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (EMuWJ)

1060 My crush is totally creepy.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (EUW8K)

1061 1442Take the kid to the doctor.

There's a story where they're claiming FB saved this kid's life because a doctor who diagnosed him with leukemia saw his picture on FB that the kid's dad had posted. Because the dad was worried about the rash. Why didn't he take the kid to a freakin' doctor?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:11 AM (YxBuk)

Idiocy?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (afWhQ)

1062 you is kind of gormless, but people like them anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:22 AM (bxiXv)

1063 We're stuck here on this Altaire Four site because you tried to post a 187 character link on the main site.

Asshole.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:22 AM (foEpt)

1064 Haha! Fuck you, descendant of safe-crackers and highwaymen!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:22 AM (aKs7L)

1065 1465 I'm sorry, but I just just like seeing my name in every other comment.

soulpile is... expendable hates it though.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:17 AM (foEpt)

Yes, yes I do. 

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:22 AM (afWhQ)

1066 Merovign, Bond Villain has a non-creepy-stalker internet crush on Rum.


Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:22 AM (YxBuk)

1067 You guys, help me explain to Merovign we all know he likes the cock.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:22 AM (EMuWJ)

1068 Well, that was fun.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 08, 2011 01:22 AM (q8u+l)

1069 1478 rdbrewer thought he could get away with not using the tag as a side joke, but got sloppy!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (bxiXv)

I screwed up doing that to Kratos.  But if he read it I bet he checked to see if he had Sparta misspelled.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:23 AM (oVQFe)

1070 Okay, now we know that saying nice things about people earns rdbrewer's wrath, for whatever slightly creepy reason. But, you know, not in a *gay* gay way.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:23 AM (bxiXv)

1071 I don't think I should tempt fate with the "you" tag.

Howeverthefuck that works.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:23 AM (aKs7L)

1072 you has absolutely no FB friends.  And everyone knows why but you.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:24 AM (foEpt)

1073 My crush is totally creepy.

Like Ted and the Gooch?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:24 AM (YxBuk)

1074 The ONT got fired by Whatshiscock after putting 5 bil in Ace's cheap suit pockets and this is the fucking thanks it gets?!

Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States at March 08, 2011 01:24 AM (J6MSP)

1075 Sloppy?  me?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:24 AM (EMuWJ)

1076 But if he read it I bet he checked to see if he had Sparta misspelled.

lol.  I cannot misspell my homeland! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:24 AM (UtEM9)

1077 It was fine the first couple of seasons. It totally jumped the shark in the 3rd or 4th. I stopped watching after the 4th season, I think.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:21 AM (YxBuk)

Was that pre or post time jump?

I stopped watching about a season pre jump.  Only tuned in to watch Teri Hatcher's character finally get together with Mike (or whatever).  'course they messed that up, from what I hear.  I only ever liked her stories.

Couldn't stand the horse faced blonde lady and the red head's portrayal of a "conservative" was ridiculous.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:25 AM (afWhQ)

1078 Joke's on you! I'm not popular enough to even be on Facebook!
.
.
.

I fear I've said too much.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:26 AM (aKs7L)

1079 OH, shit, I didn't put the full name down.  Hah.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:26 AM (EMuWJ)

1080 Things get really strange when you copy a post.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (foEpt)

1081 One day
The Moon got tired
Of bein' up in the sky
Wandered down through the starlight...

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (EUW8K)

1082 you is the hero of their own story.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (bxiXv)

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (kaalw)

1084 Good Lord, the way this quotes comments is even worse than the regular AoS thingie.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (aKs7L)

1085 1496 soulpile is... expendable has absolutely no FB friends.  And everyone knows why but soulpile is... expendable.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 08, 2011 01:24 AM (foEpt)

Oh, I know why.  I know why. 

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:28 AM (afWhQ)

1086

Couldn't stand the horse faced blonde lady and the red head's portrayal of a "conservative" was ridiculous.

Totally agree re Felicity Huffman. She was a man eating, emasculating scrunt. Could not stand her. I actually liked Marcia Cross' character, though, in the beginning. She was much better and less irritating in the first 2 seasons. I liked when she shot at Roger Bart with a shotgun.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:28 AM (YxBuk)

1087 I skipped Mardi Gras for this? 

Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States at March 08, 2011 01:28 AM (J6MSP)

1088 They took my FaceBook last May.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:29 AM (qIHlG)

1089 Yeah, rdb, it's kind of like robbing a bank and then telling the teller to deposit the money in your own account.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:29 AM (bxiXv)

1090 1508 Good Lord, the way this quotes comments is even worse than the regular AoS thingie.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (aKs7L)

Its because of the tiny font for the Timestamp and name.  That's why my quoting method is the superior code.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:29 AM (oVQFe)

1091 Was that pre or post time jump?

I'd forgotten about the time jump. I watched the first season after the jump. Then I stopped watching after that because it was really retarded. Hatcher did fuck it up with Mike, but they ended up getting back together.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:29 AM (YxBuk)

1092 1502 Joke's on you! I'm not popular enough to even be on Facebook!

Sad, because now if you ever have a strange malady and don't want to see the doctor, you won't have the opportunity to access the crack doctors and medical experts on FB...they could save your life, man!

How long until that story is used a yet another FB recruiting too? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:30 AM (UtEM9)

1093 Whether the weather is rainy or sunny
I will always be your funny hunny bunny

Ukulele likely makes me horny.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:30 AM (EUW8K)

1094 Totally agree re Felicity Huffman. She was a man eating, emasculating scrunt. Could not stand her. I actually liked Marcia Cross' character, though, in the beginning. She was much better and less irritating in the first 2 seasons. I liked when she shot at Roger Bart with a shotgun.

I was hoping Huffman's character would die or divorce her husband so her family would have a better life without that bitter shrew.

Cross's character was ok, but she devolved.  I think the scene that got me was "I don't do that!  I'm a Republican!"

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:30 AM (afWhQ)

1095 Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (kaalw)

Woohoo! One upside.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:30 AM (aKs7L)

1096 Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (EUW8K)

Peons, assemble!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:30 AM (YxBuk)

1097 FJ, I didn't survive the Everybody Draw Muhammed day thread.  Muzzies ganged up on me and got me banned.  I don't see why.  All I did was put up a picture of dogshit.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:30 AM (EMuWJ)

1098 I skipped Mardi Gras for this? Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States Like you really wanted another one of those gross pat o'brien;s hurricanes. those are nasty.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 01:30 AM (bgjQQ)

1099 Yeah, rdb, it's kind of like robbing a bank and then telling the teller to deposit the money in your own account.

Damned good idea, though.  Shit.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:31 AM (EMuWJ)

1100 How long until that story is used as yet another FB recruiting tool?

Spelling isn't a Spartan thing either. 

1511 I skipped Mardi Gras for this?

Mardi Gras is decadent - you're better off here.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:31 AM (UtEM9)

1101 Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:27 AM (bxiXv)

"Their"

Fukin'a right. That's the Royal We and We thank you for recognizing such.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:32 AM (EUW8K)

1102 Cross's character was ok, but she devolved.  I think the scene that got me was "I don't do that!  I'm a Republican!"

Her marriage to Kyle McLachlan was weird. I kept thinking of him as Charlotte's ex husband from Sex and the City.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:32 AM (YxBuk)

1103 Nope the Gooch does not like to be messed with.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:33 AM (oVQFe)

1104 I skipped Mardi Gras for this?

What's wrong with you, skipping out on decadence? Everyone needs decadence in their lives. Everyone. The more the better.

/See what I did there?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:33 AM (YxBuk)

1105 Charles in Charge
of our days
and our niiights!

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:34 AM (EUW8K)

1106 Her marriage to Kyle McLachlan was weird. I kept thinking of him as Charlotte's ex husband from Sex and the City.

I just thought he was weird. Can't really imagine him married.  I'll always think of him as that Showgirls guy.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:34 AM (afWhQ)

1107 Marcia Cross has gotten hotter as she's gotten older, IMO.

Her current incarnation is more do-able than her Pimplepopper MD turn on Seinfeld, for instance.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:35 AM (aKs7L)

1108 Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:34 AM (EUW8K)

She's a maniac, maniac, maniac!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:35 AM (YxBuk)

1109 Somehow I don't think "gotten" is actually a real word.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:36 AM (aKs7L)

1110 I'll always think of him as that Showgirls guy.

I forgot he was in that too! He was in something else recently, a TV show that didn't last long. Justice? Had something to do with lawyers getting people off death row. And of course it was a blatantly lib show.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:36 AM (YxBuk)

1111 1531 Marcia Cross has gotten hotter as she's gotten older, IMO.

Her current incarnation is more do-able than her Pimplepopper MD turn on Seinfeld, for instance.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:35 AM (aKs7L)

I feel the same way about Summer Glau.  She had that sort of odd cute going on Firefly.  But she's absolutely smoking on The Cape.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:37 AM (oVQFe)

1112 1521 That is exactly what happened to me . Everybody draw mohamed day. I told the truth about mohamed, and people started  threatening my life, and then I got banned on a technicality. Not a real name they said. I lost my Farm.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:37 AM (qIHlG)

1113 I'm dancing like I've never danced before.
Like no one is watching


of course, I close the blinds first.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 08, 2011 01:37 AM (EUW8K)

1114 I feel the same way about Summer Glau.  She had that sort of odd cute going on Firefly.  But she's absolutely smoking on The Cape.

I saw her in the few episodes of the Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles show.  Didn't see what all the fuss was about, *shrugs*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:38 AM (UtEM9)

1115 Yeah, funny how Facebook is un-Islamic but if you insult Islam there your account disappears.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:39 AM (bxiXv)

1116 I lost my Farm.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:37 AM (qIHlG)

I nicked the census man!

Posted by: jcjimi in his overalls fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t at March 08, 2011 01:39 AM (EUW8K)

1117 Didn't see what all the fuss was about, *shrugs*. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) Pfft, you NEVER see what the fuss is about. that is why your blade is blue;

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 01:40 AM (bgjQQ)

1118 Of course Kratos doesn't see what the fuss about Summer Glau is. It's all about decadence.

She's a *dancer* for crying out loud.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:40 AM (bxiXv)

1119 dammit! this comment stuff is hard

Posted by: jcjimi in his overalls fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t at March 08, 2011 01:40 AM (EUW8K)

1120 I forgot he was in that too! He was in something else recently, a TV show that didn't last long. Justice? Had something to do with lawyers getting people off death row. And of course it was a blatantly lib show.

Ever watch the uncensored version of Showgirls? I'm scarred for life from that.

The death row series is called, I think, In Justice. Kind of remember the ads for it... didn't register much.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:41 AM (afWhQ)

1121 Ceci n'est pas une blog.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 08, 2011 01:41 AM (q8u+l)

1122 Yeah, Summer's definitely amped up a notch or twelve from her trippy flower-girl-killbot persona on Firefly.


Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:42 AM (aKs7L)

1123 1539 Yeah, funny how Facebook is un-Islamic but if you insult Islam there your account disappears.

All technology is un-Islamic, but Islamists love using it to hurt/maim/kill infidels. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 01:42 AM (UtEM9)

1124 Wow, Summer's almost 30 now!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:43 AM (aKs7L)

1125 Hello..*tap tap*
Is this thing on?

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 01:44 AM (1rflU)

1126 Wow she's getting up there huh.  Pretty soon she'll be over the hill

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:45 AM (oVQFe)

1127 March 7, 2011 - the ONT that Never Was.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:48 AM (bxiXv)

1128 What's wrong with you, skipping out on decadence? Everyone needs decadence in their lives. Everyone. The more the better.
/See what I did there?


Sure did, and I'm glad you're finally coming around.  So don't worry; I'll be happy to pick you up at the airport next year and arrange it so that neither of us will be heard from again until sometime on Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States at March 08, 2011 01:48 AM (J6MSP)

1129 I hope no one has been left out in the cold without their moron fix for the night.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:49 AM (oVQFe)

1130 you likes the cock.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:50 AM (EMuWJ)

1131 Pretty soon she'll be over the hill.

Pretty soon? She's already two hills away.

Time to change in a 30 for two 15's.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 08, 2011 01:50 AM (kaalw)

1132 Anybody else notice Spurwing Plover has commented a few times recently? 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 08, 2011 01:50 AM (q8u+l)

1133 bebe's boobs destroy likes the cock. Like that was ever a secret.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 01:51 AM (bgjQQ)

1134 1556 Yes.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:52 AM (qIHlG)

1135 nu-uh!

Posted by: jcjimi in his overalls fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t at March 08, 2011 01:52 AM (EUW8K)

1136 All I could think about while watching parts of Drive Angry was this gal's hair.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:52 AM (afWhQ)

1137 Rum, Goddess of Doom likes the cock.

It just doesn't work as well as an insult with a chick name.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:54 AM (YxBuk)

1138 Ever watch the uncensored version of Showgirls? I'm scarred for life from that.

I think it would scar me for life, too. I don't think I've even seen the whole movie.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:55 AM (YxBuk)

1139 It just doesn't work as well as an insult with a chick name.

I guess it'd be an insult only if a chick didn't swing that way.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:55 AM (afWhQ)

1140 do gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners?

Posted by: jcjimi in his overalls fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t at March 08, 2011 01:55 AM (EUW8K)

1141 I saw her in the few episodes of the Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles show.  Didn't see what all the fuss was about, *shrugs*.

Dude.  Even
I saw what all the fuss was about.

Posted by: This Is Not SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at March 08, 2011 01:56 AM (J6MSP)

1142 YouTube must be updating something. It hits different regions at different times.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 01:56 AM (qIHlG)

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 01:56 AM (kaalw)

1144 1561 Rum, Goddess of Doom likes the cock.

It just doesn't work as well as an insult with a chick name.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:54 AM (YxBuk)

No that just makes it hot.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:56 AM (oVQFe)

1145 All I could think about while watching parts of Drive Angry was this gal's hair.

Damn, I wish I had hair like that (not blonde, though). *jealous*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 01:56 AM (YxBuk)

1146 you thinks impure thoughts when alone, but it's okay, really.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:56 AM (bxiXv)

1147 I think it would scar me for life, too. I don't think I've even seen the whole movie.

I liked it a whole lot better on TNT than on Encore.  It was cut a lot when i first saw it.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 01:57 AM (afWhQ)

1148 do gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners?

This has to be a Todd-ism.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 01:57 AM (aKs7L)

1149
>>SiM likes the cock.

*SQAWK*

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 01:58 AM (1rflU)

1150 just when I'm alone?

Posted by: jcjimi in his overalls fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t at March 08, 2011 01:58 AM (EUW8K)

1151

1570 buzzion thinks impure thoughts when alone, but it's okay, really.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:56 AM (bxiXv)

Not just when I'm alone.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 01:59 AM (oVQFe)

1152 you, I know you're here.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 01:59 AM (EMuWJ)

1153 This has to be a Todd-ism.

Dude!! Cyber five!

oh yea...

Posted by: jcjimi in his overalls fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t at March 08, 2011 02:00 AM (EUW8K)

1154 I think impure thoughts all the time, actually.

Like, right now, some awesome shit involving Marcia Cross and Summer Glau and a fancy space-yacht.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 02:00 AM (aKs7L)

1155 mom?

Posted by: jcjimi in his overalls fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t at March 08, 2011 02:01 AM (EUW8K)

1156 Damn, I wish I had hair like that (not blonde, though). *jealous*

Same. I lust after hair like that, but in my natural color. (never happen...)

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:01 AM (afWhQ)

1157 The page load time here is almost as bad as the real site. YouTube really could use some competition.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 08, 2011 02:01 AM (qIHlG)

1158 Dude!! Cyber five!

Oh, yeah! Face five!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:01 AM (YxBuk)

1159 cthulhu thinks impure thoughts when alone, but it's okay, really.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 01:56 AM (bxiXv)

Couldn't you have left off with "....thinks impure thoughts." and described every living soul at AoS (and probably a few others)?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:01 AM (kaalw)

1160 1554 This Is Not SuzyTheBlowUpDoll likes the cock.

She'd better.

Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States at March 08, 2011 02:01 AM (J6MSP)

1161 soulpile is... expendable, I know you're here.

Well, it ain't a secret.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:02 AM (afWhQ)

1162 Another reason the Dems will Suck the Barbed Cock..

This day in history March 8,
1965:
Under orders from local Democratic officials, peaceful demonstrators marching from Selma Alabama are brutally attacked with billy clubs and tear gas by police officers. The marchers were demonstrating for the right to vote in perpetuity for the very Democrats that tried to have them killed. They succeeded.

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:02 AM (1rflU)

1163 Who wouldn't pick up a guy in a bar wearing a onesie and holding a toothbrush? *hot*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:02 AM (YxBuk)

1164 Couldn't you have left off with "....thinks impure thoughts." and described every living soul at AoS (and probably a few others)?

Oh, wait, there's Kratos.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:02 AM (kaalw)

1165 Also, today will be a newsworthy day, as Dingy Harry is holding two CR votes with the intent that they fail. Heritage explain his game here.

In other news, the House GOP is tackling "foreclosure-assistance programs", with one bill terminating the Department of Housing and Urban Development's Emergency Homeowners' Relief Program (1975). Barney Frank hardest hit!



xkcd: Server Attention Span

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 08, 2011 02:04 AM (q8u+l)

1166 Rum, I still remember that pic of your sexy raven locks. It looked better than that chick any day.

Posted by: jcjimi in his overalls fixin' to r-u-n-n-o-f-t at March 08, 2011 02:05 AM (EUW8K)

1167 Who wouldn't pick up a guy in a bar wearing a onesie and holding a toothbrush? *hot*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:02 AM (YxBuk)

I've got to get myself a "onesie". What the hell is it?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:05 AM (kaalw)

1168 The page load time here is almost as bad as the real site.

To be fair, it has to switch the bold on and off about six thousand times.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 02:06 AM (aKs7L)

1169 1587 Who wouldn't pick up a guy in a bar wearing a onesie and holding a toothbrush? *hot*

::fap fap fap fap fap fap fap::

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 08, 2011 02:07 AM (J6MSP)

1170 Fuck.

You've bested me again, scion of reivers and ne'er-do-wells!

But only for the moment ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 02:08 AM (aKs7L)

1171 1554 Barney Frank likes the cock.

Tho what'th yoo point?

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 08, 2011 02:08 AM (J6MSP)

1172 I still remember that pic of your sexy raven locks. It looked better than that chick any day.

Awww, thanks!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:09 AM (YxBuk)

1173 Holy freakin' jeebus, I quote something that looks bold with a comment that looks normal, and it comes out as a comment that looks subscripted.

It's gonna blow!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:09 AM (kaalw)

1174 I like to class it up a little

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 02:09 AM (EUW8K)

1175 1587 Who wouldn't pick up a guy in a bar wearing a onesie and holding a toothbrush? *hot*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:02 AM (YxBuk)

Confused, but takes notes anyway...

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 02:10 AM (bxiXv)

1176

I've got to get myself a "onesie". What the hell is it?

This is the one I was referring to.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:10 AM (YxBuk)

1177 Speaking of Cock..
(Kratos- hide your eyes)

In Christian discussions concerning oral sex, the Song of Solomon is most frequently cited as an example of scriptural allusion to the act: Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. (Song of Solomon 2:3)

While the previous passage refers to fellatio, the following can be read as a metaphor for cunnilingus: Awake, O north wind, and come, wind of the south; make my garden breathe out fragrance, let its spices be wafted abroad. May my beloved come into his garden and eat its choice fruits! (Song of Solomon 4:16)

And again, the Song of Solomon urges lovers to eat and drink freely of one another’s bodies: I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved. (Song of Solomon 5:1) This reading of the scriptures portrays the act of oral sex as both natural, like eating, and a joyful expression of love, passion, and sexual sharing between a man and woman.

In the New Testament, this passage directs partners to render “benevolence” to one another, which can be extended to performing oral sex on each other as part of their duty to the Lord and one another: Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. (Corinthians 7:33) Not only does this passage imply that oral sex between a man and woman is acceptable and desirable, but as we shall see, the Bible also provides more specific edicts concerning the completion of the oral sex act, namely swallowing the male emission!


Take THAT rd!

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:11 AM (1rflU)

1178 Whats upwit the bold?

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:12 AM (1rflU)

1179 Heh, I like how rdbrewer puts a pic of that feisty brunette whatsername (I've had a bunch of Scotch, give me a break) in an Adam Carolla update on the sidebar.



Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 02:12 AM (aKs7L)

1180 Wait, there's a rum pic floating around?

Sacre bleu! Why do I not know this?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 02:12 AM (bxiXv)

1181 Ahhh, AoSHQ do nahmbah two

Posted by: Manafire at March 08, 2011 02:13 AM (n6us9)

1182 1602 Whats upwit the bold?

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:12 AM (1rflU)

A spam Comment around #777 has some broken tags that have completely fucked up the bolding.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 02:14 AM (oVQFe)

1183 hahah adult footie jammies!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 02:14 AM (bgjQQ)

1184 The Book/Song of Solomon rocks. It's science.

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 02:15 AM (EUW8K)

1185 there's a rum pic floating around?

There are few of me floating around the Interwebs. Good luck finding them.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:15 AM (YxBuk)

1186 Where the boobeh pics???
 
2' of new snow and going down to 8, winter ain't over..

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 02:16 AM (vl2+C)

1187 1598 I like to class it up a little

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 02:09 AM (EUW8K)


Why do you have a glass of brandy in your onesie?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 08, 2011 02:16 AM (q8u+l)

1188 come on, Rum. Post it again. Maybe it's just me (I doubt it) but it's even sexier than the quasi down-shirt one you posted once.

Is it weird that I remember those?

Oh yeah, trust me, it's weird in all the right ways.

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 02:17 AM (EUW8K)

1189 You have to admire at the persistence of whichever pervy dude clamored for the inclusion of the Song of Solomon in the Bible.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 02:17 AM (aKs7L)

1190 1590 Rum, I still remember that pic of your sexy raven locks. It looked better than that chick any day.

Lost my soul to that pic, I did.  Incomparable.

Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States at March 08, 2011 02:18 AM (J6MSP)

1191 </strong> test

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 02:19 AM (EMuWJ)

1192 Why do you have a glass of brandy in your onesie?
*rimshot*

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I'll never know.

**wiggles cigar**

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 02:19 AM (EUW8K)

1193

I've got to get myself a "onesie". What the hell is it?

This is the one I was referring to.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:10 AM (YxBuk)

Oh, thank goodness. I had feared you might be referring to this.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:19 AM (kaalw)

1194 down-shirt?

I recall a leg/shoe shot, ages ago, and that's all.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 02:19 AM (aKs7L)

1195 There are few of me floating around the Interwebs. Good luck finding them.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:15 AM (YxBuk)

Ah, well. At least I know you'll one day swing by my neighborhood so you can get your hands on my gun, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Women always look better with a gun in their hands anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 02:19 AM (bxiXv)

1196 beanervt..
Major melt here. 1 foot left! (from 5')

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:20 AM (1rflU)

1197 I can wait.

I'm patient.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 02:20 AM (bxiXv)

1198 I recall a leg/shoe shot, ages ago, and that's all. rum, you gotta post our stompy boot duet pic!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 02:21 AM (bgjQQ)

1199 Okay, I waited, when is this trip of yours?

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 02:21 AM (bxiXv)

1200 I had feared you might be referring to this.

Not quite, but The Todd is a fan of the banana-hammock.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 02:22 AM (aKs7L)

1201 Is it weird that I remember those?

Are they saved in a secret file on your computer?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:22 AM (YxBuk)

1202 It's the Island of Misfit Comments!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 02:24 AM (AZGON)

1203 I had feared you might be referring to this.

OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY DID I CLICK?!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:24 AM (YxBuk)

1204 you gotta post our stompy boot duet pic!

I forgot about it! I gotta dig it out.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:25 AM (YxBuk)

1205 Hey SiM, started out here as rain but changed over sat to snow, lots of snow. the only thing sticking out when I was blowing snow was the chute.. 

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 02:25 AM (vl2+C)

1206 Its so funny when soulpile is... expendable is so clueless to everything going on.

Yep.  Just you laugh now... while the gettin's good.

I never knew this place existed until today.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:26 AM (afWhQ)

1207 OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY DID I CLICK?!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:24 AM (YxBuk)

He shoots! He scores! The crowd goes wild!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:26 AM (kaalw)

1208 OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY DID I CLICK?!

Cringing-discomfort-five!

/snap

Posted by: Todd at March 08, 2011 02:27 AM (aKs7L)

1209 cthulhu thinks impure thoughts when alone, but it's okay, really. When Cthulhu thinks impure thoughts, it usually involves eldritch quantities of tentacle pr0n.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 02:27 AM (AZGON)

1210 >>OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY DID I CLICK?!

You know..YOU guys are fucking cruel.  You suck too.

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:27 AM (1rflU)

1211 Are they saved in a secret file on your computer?

Busted.

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 02:28 AM (EUW8K)

1212 There is a body shot of me in the Yahoo group...Maet photoshopped Zhang Ziyi's head over mine, though. And there's a stompy boot pic...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:28 AM (YxBuk)

1213 ok, bedtime for boobies. nite all.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2011 02:28 AM (bgjQQ)

1214 We had all rain beanervt

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:29 AM (1rflU)

1215 I had feared you might be referring to this. The Franco-Prussian War was started over less insult that this. There are Geneva Conventions that prohibit this sort of thing.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 02:29 AM (AZGON)

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:30 AM (YxBuk)

1217 G'night BBD!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:31 AM (kaalw)

1218

I never knew this place existed until today.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:26 AM (afWhQ)

Oh yeah well then how do you explain all those comments above that talk about you? 

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 02:32 AM (oVQFe)

1219 1616 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I'll never know.

**wiggles cigar**

Hurray for Captain Spaulding!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 08, 2011 02:33 AM (q8u+l)

1220 >>ok, bedtime for boobies. nite all.

awwwww... just as I was gonna post another DickPic.

nextime.. G/N!

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:35 AM (1rflU)

1221 Now Rum is trying to take away Tammy's "worst tease" title.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 02:35 AM (bxiXv)

1222 Hey SiM, did you ever see the movie "The Town"? it's about locals from Charlestown who were into Robing banks and armored cars.. lots of Boston footage with good shots of back street chases. 

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 02:36 AM (vl2+C)

1223 Oh yeah well then how do you explain all those comments above that talk about you?

Delusion. 

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:36 AM (afWhQ)

1224 Capt. Spaulding: You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 02:38 AM (AZGON)

1225 AH HAVANH HAH ANHEE COMPHLAINHS YEH.

Posted by: Marlee Matlin, Groucho Fan at March 08, 2011 02:39 AM (J6MSP)

1226 Haha guess what the SyFy original movie is this weekend?  Battle of Los Angeles

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2011 02:39 AM (oVQFe)

1227 My bro saw it beanervt. I'll wait for the DVD. Hate,hate,hate giving Hollyweird my $$$- FUCK them

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:40 AM (1rflU)

1228 trying to take away Tammy's


That's MissTammy to you northener.. (your from n cal?)

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 02:40 AM (vl2+C)

1229 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 08, 2011 02:33 AM (q8u+l)

Nice

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 02:40 AM (EUW8K)

1230 Yes, fine, MissTammy. Not like I can go look it up on the main site.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 02:42 AM (bxiXv)

1231 it got quiet

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 02:48 AM (bxiXv)

1232 Minx 1.1.4-pink is a subversive anti-user blogging system.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:49 AM (kaalw)

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 02:49 AM (EUW8K)

1234 Not like I can go look it up on the main site.

True dat..was only teasing, she is all southern girl however...

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 02:50 AM (vl2+C)

1235 At least my posts don't cause people to run screaming for brain bleach or to stab eyes out.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:50 AM (YxBuk)

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:52 AM (afWhQ)

1237 Now Rum is trying to take away Tammy's "worst tease" title.

I did say "rainy day!" It was effing cold that day, too. Bebe and I were freezing our asses off. And by cold, I mean it was in the low 50s.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:52 AM (YxBuk)

1238 Well, much as I'd like to socialize with you guys and horrify you with sick, twisted links, I think it's time to shamble off and socialize with some comparatively wholesome shoggoths.

Hopefully, tomorrow will find us with our usual semi-functional blog hangout instead of this slightly more annoying crippled blog hangout.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:52 AM (kaalw)

1239 Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:52 AM (afWhQ)

But I don't date Asian guys...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:53 AM (YxBuk)

1240 >>At least my posts don't cause people to run screaming for brain bleach or to stab eyes out...


You should try posting some Rum. It's cathartic!

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:54 AM (1rflU)

1241 And Daniel Craig in Drag looks like Felicity Huffman.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:55 AM (afWhQ)

1242 1666!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:56 AM (kaalw)

1243 I mean it was in the low 50s.

what's a 50's????

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 02:56 AM (vl2+C)

1244 I can't believe that Rum didn't snag it.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:57 AM (kaalw)

1245 It's like 666, but in an alternate universe....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:57 AM (kaalw)

1246 I walked away at the wrong time. Ah well. This page is barely functioning as it is.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 02:57 AM (YxBuk)

1247 But I don't date Asian guys...

You know, I don't think it's like that, really.  It's more of a shape thing.  Something that just triggers a general resemblance.

I've met couples that were black and white, yet looked very similar. 

And yes... I'm way too serious about this.  I don't want to find someone who looks like me. 

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:58 AM (afWhQ)

1248 Must be some weird aftereffect of the brain bleach. Rum, are you all right?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 02:58 AM (kaalw)

1249 SheDevil wanted your soul, cthulhu.

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 02:59 AM (1rflU)

1250 It's not like it's news.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 02:52 AM (afWhQ)

Oh God, I don't want to date anyone who looks like me.

Other people say I look fine, but I don't even like mirrors. There's probably something deeply psychological about that, but I haven't figured out what it is.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 03:00 AM (bxiXv)

1251 Amber Heard looks like Denise Richards.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 03:01 AM (afWhQ)

1252 SheDevil wanted your soul, cthulhu.


Oh wow was that blackout the soul transference. I've never been witness to one that powerful, must be the 1000th effect.

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 03:02 AM (vl2+C)

1253 She's NO good I tell ya! :EVIL:

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 03:04 AM (1rflU)

1254 Pixy just contacted me.  Comments are about to be fixed. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 03:05 AM (EMuWJ)

1255 I don't want to find someone who looks like me.

I think being twinsies as a couple would be way weird.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 03:08 AM (YxBuk)

1256 I don't even like mirrors. There's probably something deeply psychological about that, but I haven't figured out what it is.

You're a vampire. Duh.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 03:09 AM (YxBuk)

1257 It's not like it's news.

News to me;  I've always had a thing for Asian girls.

/Yeah, me and every other man on the planet.

///Save for one.

Posted by: This Is Not The War Between the Undead States at March 08, 2011 03:10 AM (ikhq4)

1258 Comments are about to be fixed.

"about" = > 4 minutes.

fucking weirdass comment shit!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 03:12 AM (aKs7L)

1259 You're a vampire. Duh.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 08, 2011 03:09 AM (YxBuk)

Well, I meant apart from the obvious.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 03:12 AM (bxiXv)

1260 It's a denial of service attack.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 03:13 AM (EMuWJ)

1261 OK, I know Sting gets ravaged (rightfully so) whenever his name comes up here but this tune is just STUCK with me right now. I dig the groovy transition form country twang to gospel

Fill Her Up (live)

Posted by: jcjimi with a glass of brandy in his onsie and fine silk smoking jacket at March 08, 2011 03:14 AM (EUW8K)

1262 I think being twinsies as a couple would be way weird.

Yeah.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 03:15 AM (afWhQ)

1263 Wow. I don't want to get involved in a DOS crossfire.

/switches back to watching Busty Lesbian Workout Trainers 15

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 03:16 AM (aKs7L)

1264 Second to last episode of Firefly and my mom turns to me and says "Shame they ended this show."

Just finished the last episode.  Serenity's up later.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 03:20 AM (afWhQ)

1265 I kinda like Love Is Stronger Than Justice, for whatever reason.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 03:21 AM (aKs7L)

1266
>It's a denial of service attack.

HAHAHA you stooopid wingnuts. Justice! The reason most liberals don’t take ANY of you guys seriously is because Bush did stuff like this and you all ignored it, you guys aren’t bright enough to make sure the government isn’t corrupt. You don’t realize you’re just a bunch of po-dunk citizens that merely listen to Fox News to find out what happens. You guys don’t really know about what you talk about, you don’t know history, economics, you probably can’t point out Iraq on a map. I mean, honestly, the fact you guys blame Obama just shows how little you know about how things truly work. If you follow Fox News and Glenn Beck, you will NEVER understand the ways they manipulate you. You just won’t be able to comprehend it because Fox brings your brain to a point SO FAR BACK, that you lose your ability to understand what is real and false. Fox has, for all intents and purposes become the messiah of the right wing … and you guys won’t be taken seriously until you stop being a fan of a billion-dollar making media company that intentionally makes the news confusing for you. If you’re religious and a tea-bagger, you’re going against the teachings of Jesus… he wanted healthcare for everyone, and pointed out the bankers were the greediest of all people…. but that’s been lost. Learn in time I guess, then again look who I’m talking to, I shouldn’t waste more than a few sentences on Morons.. but with all this spreading of the wealth happening, I guess I just feel generous. XOOXXO

Posted by: erg at March 08, 2011 03:22 AM (1rflU)

1267 When people saw me with The Girl I Was Madly In Love With In College, they'd often remark that we looked like brother and sister. Over the years, that's been the only relationship like that.....possibly due to the way that one ended up.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2011 03:23 AM (kaalw)

1268 Sorry, that's a shitty fucking video. Stills from "The Quick and the Dead"!? Great googly moogly, what an awful fucking movie that is.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 03:23 AM (aKs7L)

1269 I think being twinsies as a couple

But fun if they are twinsies of the double mint variety...

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 03:24 AM (vl2+C)

1270 "You guys" is clearly a code-word for "honkeys," you racist.

So, SickinMass, was that a curt-n-paste or did you actually write that all out?

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 08, 2011 03:25 AM (bxiXv)

1271 Fuck villain! Your no fun!

Posted by: SiM at March 08, 2011 03:28 AM (1rflU)

1272 She says Serenity looks like a horse.  I agree.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 08, 2011 03:28 AM (afWhQ)

1273 Are we under attack here as well..get out the dos cannons..

Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2011 04:18 AM (vl2+C)

1274 Who killed the blog and I am not falling for that trick that was on here the other day. I was about to cry until buzzion said it was a trick. Serious, I am pathetic and um .. paranoid.

Posted by: gesc at March 10, 2011 07:14 PM (qxPdZ)

1275 500 Internal Server Error

Wonder what it was this time?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 10, 2011 07:24 PM (UO6+e)

1276 AUGH!!!!! withdrawal!!!!!! seriously i do suspect its a DOS

Posted by: gushka at March 10, 2011 07:33 PM (93zw2)

1277 So minx.cc is boned, huh.

Posted by: toby928 at March 10, 2011 07:35 PM (GTbGH)

1278 i do suspect its a DOS

I'm getting an internal error, not a timeout. 
I think something filled up. 

Posted by: toby928™ at March 10, 2011 07:39 PM (GTbGH)

1279
sup fagz

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 07:43 PM (Wzli+)

1280 It's been awhile since spam took down the comments. Guess we were due for it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 07:44 PM (YxBuk)

1281

/scans upthread

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 07:45 PM (gt3o0)

1282 sup fagz

werd.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 10, 2011 07:45 PM (GTbGH)

1283
what the holy hell did you ONTers do my batcave thread?!?!?!

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 07:46 PM (gt3o0)

1284
what's with the bold nonsense?

you guys made a mess of our AoS secret tree-house.

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 07:47 PM (Wzli+)

1285 minx 2.0 not ready for primetime.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 10, 2011 07:48 PM (GTbGH)

1286 at least I can use this downtime to read the sidebar and get a jump on what Ace will post main site.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 10, 2011 07:49 PM (GTbGH)

1287 cant blame me. this is the first time i ever been here. had to find it thru the group...

Posted by: gushka at March 10, 2011 07:50 PM (93zw2)

1288 Who killed the blog and I am not falling for that trick that was on here the other day.

Posted by: gesc

Yeah when people first tried it out here years ago, more than a handful of people went nuts. I'm sure Ace lost a few commenters.

RE: the HQ: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if you ran a successful blog that attracted tens of thousands of spam comments long after the original articles had been posted, and continued to use a version of blogging software from 2002?

I guess I'll never know.

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at March 10, 2011 07:52 PM (S59+B)

1289 I just remembered I DVR'd Justified.

BRB.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 10, 2011 07:52 PM (GTbGH)

1290
Who knew that even spammers have a "moderate" bloc?

"I agree with some of the other people about this news."


Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 07:52 PM (Wzli+)

1291 And Hellboy II:  The Golden Army

Score!

Posted by: toby928™ at March 10, 2011 07:53 PM (GTbGH)

1292
yeah, I got last night's Justified on my flashdrive ready for tonight

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 07:54 PM (Wzli+)

1293 BTW, Faster, starring The Rock, such monkey balls.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 10, 2011 07:58 PM (GTbGH)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 10, 2011 07:58 PM (UO6+e)

1295 Who knew that even spammers have a "moderate" bloc?

"I agree with some of the other people about this news."

Fucking RINO squish spam!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 07:59 PM (9UhPw)

1296 or sucked

either or

Posted by: toby928™ at March 10, 2011 07:59 PM (GTbGH)

1297 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 10, 2011 07:58 PM

"
The poll was paid for by MoveOn, which obviously has an ax to grind in this fight, ..."

NOOOOOOOO, really?

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at March 10, 2011 08:02 PM (S59+B)

1298

1723 "The poll was paid for by MoveOn, which obviously has an ax to grind in this fight, ..."

NOOOOOOOO, really?

IIRC, Survey USA is actually fairly good for a polling firm, but I am wondering whether MoveOn got them to push-poll.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 10, 2011 08:07 PM (UO6+e)

1299
I like two things about this version.

1. each post has a comment counter.
2. the 'recent comments' is always updating

just like the old days

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:08 PM (Wzli+)

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:11 PM (Wzli+)

1301 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 10, 2011 07:58 PM

More BS: "Survey USA surveyed 400 voters in the district of each Senator."

Margin of error for 400 respondents = fail.

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at March 10, 2011 08:12 PM (S59+B)

1302
test

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/ryow2437/supfgz.jpg

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:14 PM (Wzli+)

1303
This or GTFO

http://i.fok.nl/userpics/219775/tieten.jpg

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:16 PM (gt3o0)

1304
woops

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:16 PM (gt3o0)

1305 That's a paddlin'. 

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at March 10, 2011 08:19 PM (S59+B)

1306 One that makes me laugh for some reason:


Posted by: goldbricker, esq at March 10, 2011 08:22 PM (S59+B)

1307  Took me a minute. It looked like a drip of some sort.

That had to hurt.

Posted by: MissTammy at March 10, 2011 08:22 PM (BebB7)

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:23 PM (Wzli+)

1309 1727 More BS: "Survey USA surveyed 400 voters in the district of each Senator."

Margin of error for 400 respondents = fail.

That's what I get for skimming.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 10, 2011 08:23 PM (UO6+e)

1310 Haha, I guess this place isn't image-hardened like the main site.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 08:23 PM (9UhPw)

1311
can't remember how to "hide" images

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:24 PM (Wzli+)

1312 This is what happens when you don't post a Chuck Norris thread on his birthday.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 10, 2011 08:24 PM (h35AH)

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:25 PM (gt3o0)

1314
>>This is what happens when you don't post a Chuck Norris thread on his birthday.

Lol... prolly true!

Posted by: SiM at March 10, 2011 08:26 PM (1rflU)

1315
caturday could breakout any second...

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:27 PM (Wzli+)

1316 <a href='http://img140.imageshack.us/i/flaminghoneybadger.jpg/'><img src='http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3685/flaminghoneybadger.jpg' border='0'/></a>

Yes?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 08:27 PM (9UhPw)

1317 No. sigh.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 08:29 PM (9UhPw)

1318 So spam brought it down, eh?

Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 08:31 PM (Gr1V1)

1319

Fuck you you

How's everyone else doing?

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:32 PM (oVQFe)

1320 test

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at March 10, 2011 08:33 PM (S59+B)

Posted by: goldbricker, esq at March 10, 2011 08:34 PM (S59+B)

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 08:35 PM (9UhPw)

1323 What did I do? I can't get into the main site either.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 10, 2011 08:35 PM (h35AH)

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:35 PM (Wzli+)

1325 Fuck. fuck fuck fuck. It showed up in the preview.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 08:36 PM (9UhPw)

1326 #1749 Working again, at least the latest thread.

Posted by: CAC at March 10, 2011 08:36 PM (Gr1V1)

1327
this is getting out of hand

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:37 PM (gt3o0)

1328 And here's soothie flaunting his skillz with a fucking show button!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 08:37 PM (9UhPw)

1329 Did I say something wrong??? 

Posted by: MissTammy at March 10, 2011 08:38 PM (BebB7)

1330 Yep comments are back

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:39 PM (oVQFe)

1331 hey Waterhose....





Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:40 PM (Wzli+)

1332 Somebody turn off the damn "view your username feature when somebody types You". It's slowing the comments way down when people type. Also, it's upset MissTammy.

Posted by: not the proxy you seek at March 10, 2011 08:42 PM (4zU2i)

1333 Hahaha.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 08:42 PM (9UhPw)

1334
it's all these damn pics that are slowing down the thread!

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:43 PM (gt3o0)

1335 I don't think its teh (you) feature doing that.  Its the fact that its nearly an 1800 comments.  This happens on the regular site when you start getting past 800 usually 

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:44 PM (oVQFe)

1336
a lotta spam on this thread

Posted by: soothie at March 10, 2011 08:45 PM (gt3o0)

1337 but anyways the regular site seems to be back up and functioning again.

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 08:45 PM (oVQFe)

1338 No, I've typed under droid and proxy, and proxy is much faster because it's not altering my view. I thought I had a computer virus because of the typing lag time.

Posted by: not the proxy you seek at March 10, 2011 08:46 PM (4zU2i)

1339
and there goes the comments

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:00 PM (/ebqR)

1340 Pixy's hamsters having problems again I see.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 14, 2011 07:00 PM (UO6+e)

1341 Are the comment feature failures about to become chronic?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 14, 2011 07:01 PM (dOW/N)

1342
sometimes we get these spells where it happens frequently

then Pixy makes an announcement: I'm replacing the servers and that'll fix everything!

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:03 PM (waTiq)

1343
Doesn't anyone know how to un-do the bold?

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:04 PM (/ebqR)

1344 DOS attack again or time for another bleg??

Posted by: MissTammy at March 14, 2011 07:05 PM (BebB7)

1345 1770
Doesn't anyone know how to un-do the bold?

There you go,

You'll have to copy a comment, write some characters, and then un-bold the whole mess.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 14, 2011 07:05 PM (dOW/N)

1346 Just when I was about to go on a rant about Republican discord, too. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 14, 2011 07:06 PM (UO6+e)

1347 I promise to be on my best behavior. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 14, 2011 07:10 PM (UO6+e)

1348
You'll have to copy a comment, write some characters, and then un-bold the whole mess.

Nice 'fix,' Mr Obama.

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:12 PM (waTiq)

1349 I'm not going to try and insert any pictures. That almost drove me insane last time. There's some black magic I don't quite understand going on here.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2011 07:13 PM (Vyomq)

1350 Feed the gerbils!

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:13 PM (GTbGH)

1351 1775
You'll have to copy a comment, write some characters, and then un-bold the whole mess.

Nice 'fix,' Mr Obama.

Operator error.  At least I show you evidence that what I say works.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 14, 2011 07:14 PM (dOW/N)

1352 Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Aunt Bess was beating off the Injuns.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:18 PM (GTbGH)

1353
Waterhouse, you better sit down because I'm about to post a yootoob.


Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:21 PM (waTiq)

1354 /sobs

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2011 07:22 PM (Vyomq)

1355
This is cute and I was gonna link this at the main site. If rdbrew saw this, he'd link it, too.

Have you ever seen tiny baby squirrels? Okay.

Have you ever seen tiny baby squirrels wrestle?

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0WIfQ9WYEzg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:22 PM (waTiq)

1356 If I were Pixy, I'd have the server email me when there is a failure.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:23 PM (GTbGH)

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:23 PM (waTiq)

1358 HTML FAIL

Posted by: 2 x 4 at March 14, 2011 07:24 PM (GTbGH)

1359
FAIL!

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:24 PM (waTiq)

1360 Ping

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:25 PM (GTbGH)

1361 Pixy put some neat stuff in to 2.0.  When I tried to post your HTML somewhat differently it responded with:

This seems to be a duplicate of an earlier comment.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:26 PM (GTbGH)

1362 Pixy put some neat stuff in to 2.0.  When I tried to post your HTML somewhat differently it responded with:

This seems to be a duplicate of an earlier comment.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:27 PM (GTbGH)

1363 and yet I can post the exact same thing and it doesn't care.

2.0, not ready for primetime.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:28 PM (GTbGH)

1364
in case you're bored...

tiny baby squirrels wrestling

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:44 PM (waTiq)

1365 Have you ever seen tiny baby squirrels wrestle?

Tiny baby squirrels look like ugly little rats.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 14, 2011 07:50 PM (MyByM)

1366 Tree rats are cute.  We've raised a dozen or so that fell from their nests.  And one flying squirrel.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:51 PM (GTbGH)

1367
if anything they look like cute rats

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:51 PM (waTiq)

1368 Wisconsin's Dem Secretary of State is playing games when it comes to publishing the new law Gov. Walker just signed. More here.

^ Waiting 10 days to publish means the unions have more time to iron-out some deals.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 14, 2011 07:51 PM (UO6+e)

1369 squirrels can't fly!

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:53 PM (waTiq)

1370 We actually had two flying squirrel brothers, but one accidentally killed the other in a freak accident.  Like all mammals, they want to suckle anything they can get in their mouths and one apparently latched on to the others willy.  It became so inflamed that he couldn't pee and perished.  The survivor received the sobriquet of Gandalf the Ghey.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 07:56 PM (GTbGH)

1371 So comments down again.

Posted by: buzzion at March 14, 2011 07:57 PM (oVQFe)

1372 Does this mean the Turks won?

Posted by: Andy at March 14, 2011 07:58 PM (veZ9n)

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 07:59 PM (/ebqR)

1374 So comments down again.

And yet there are new posts appearing...

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 14, 2011 08:09 PM (MyByM)

1375
Still down?

http://tinyurl.com/64fk3tv

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 08:22 PM (/ebqR)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 14, 2011 08:24 PM (UO6+e)

Posted by: soothie at March 14, 2011 08:25 PM (/ebqR)

1378 Treasury and Obama Admin. rooting for a shutdown?

"A senior Treasury department official told reporters Thursday that a brief government shutdown may be unavoidable as the only feasible way to de-escalate the confrontation over government spending dividing Democrats and Republicans on Capitol Hill."

More @ link.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 14, 2011 08:35 PM (UO6+e)

1379 Man, he's even got that stupid douchetool look on the golf course. Must be innate.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2011 08:36 PM (Vyomq)

1380 I am not the only who can't get the site to work?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 14, 2011 08:37 PM (qIHlG)

1381 I am not the only who can't get the site to work?

Just you

Posted by: toby928™ at March 14, 2011 08:41 PM (GTbGH)

1382 Who broke the site? How do you post pictures here?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 14, 2011 08:42 PM (qIHlG)

1383 main site's back!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 14, 2011 08:43 PM (Vyomq)

1384 NCAA thread is working.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 14, 2011 08:44 PM (qIHlG)

1385 Where am I?

Posted by: Gabriel Angelos at April 23, 2011 11:12 PM (c0A3e)

1386 God damned hamsters!

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2011 12:06 AM (oVQFe)

1387 What? Did my subscription expire? I thought I had premium!

Posted by: I Feel So Lost at February 18, 2012 10:54 PM (kqlYK)

1388 Please make the 'ette boobs return!!


*readies incense, chicken bones and lock of hobo hair for ritual incantation*

Posted by: I Feel So Lost at February 18, 2012 10:56 PM (kqlYK)

1389 Dear Lord,
I will never masturbate again if you make the site return.

Unless there are boobehs.

or cheerleaders.

or if it's a Tuesday.

Posted by: I Feel So Lost at February 18, 2012 11:10 PM (kqlYK)

1390 Main site's down again I guess.

Posted by: tobias took at May 21, 2012 07:25 PM (NG097)

1391 *knock* *knock* *knock*

Is this thing on?

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at June 09, 2012 04:17 AM (dKWiU)

Posted by: soothie at June 09, 2012 06:05 AM (vanqS)

1393 Just wondering if any intrepid morons made their way here to chat while the real AOS site is down.

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 09, 2012 06:12 AM (7+pP9)

1394 Of course we will

Posted by: tobias took at June 09, 2012 07:06 AM (QupBk)

1395 hey, anyone know what's going on?  

Posted by: hmmm at June 09, 2012 07:06 AM (oZfic)

1396 See, this is why it pays to subscribe to AoSElite.

Posted by: tobias took at June 09, 2012 07:07 AM (QupBk)

1397 Registration won't be so bad, as long as we get to sockpuppet.

Posted by: that guy that at June 09, 2012 07:10 AM (QupBk)

1398 I just noticed that this site is on CST.  wth?

Posted by: that guy that at June 09, 2012 07:12 AM (QupBk)

1399 I can't get the regular site to load.  Did the site go down?

Posted by: hmmm at June 09, 2012 07:13 AM (oZfic)

1400 can someone tell us what the hell happened last night/early this morning?

Posted by: slackmac at June 09, 2012 07:29 AM (XvWyp)

1401 Sweet Jeebus! -- the cat piss has followed us here.

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 09, 2012 07:55 AM (7+pP9)

1402 Posted by: Ed Anger at June 09, 2012 07:55 AM (7+pP9)
what?  Don't you recall ace gave this addy in case the site went down back in like 2008?

Posted by: hmmm at June 09, 2012 08:07 AM (oZfic)

1403 ed, et all.....#acedark on twitter

Posted by: hmmm at June 09, 2012 08:17 AM (oZfic)

1404 Eww

Posted by: tobias took at June 09, 2012 08:42 AM (QupBk)

1405 On the plus side, we can use [ you ] here.

Posted by: tobias took at June 09, 2012 08:43 AM (QupBk)

1406 I had a whole day planned planting potatoes, and it's poring down rain instead. 

I guess Mrs928 will find chores for me inside the house.

My late planted beans are up out of the ground, so there's that to be happy about.

Posted by: tobias took at June 09, 2012 08:50 AM (QupBk)

1407 party at our Dread Lord's place  http://empireofjeff.wordpress.com

Posted by: tobias took at June 09, 2012 10:43 AM (QupBk)

1408 Great article thank you! and there i was searching for an article on <a href=http://www.officeman.co.uk>office refurbishment</a> when i came accross the gem.

Posted by: OfficeMan at July 30, 2012 02:52 AM (dKlEr)

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