September 05, 2008
— Purple Avenger It seems like a parody, but I don't think it is. The good news is there may be some new drugs coming out to treat this kinda thing.
H/T Crescat
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Posted by: William Amos at September 05, 2008 03:23 PM (JOZ3S)
Posted by: Trees at September 05, 2008 03:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: billypaintbrush at September 05, 2008 03:26 PM (bpj6v)
These assmonkeys most likely hate Christians, yet are praying to a fucking tree.
Posted by: percopius at September 05, 2008 03:27 PM (KA347)
2) environmentalism = the new religious cult.
Posted by: Bart at September 05, 2008 03:27 PM (I+NO0)
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Oh sorry, I just fell over on my keyboard laughing.
That is seriously the funniest thing EVAH.
Posted by: rockmom at September 05, 2008 03:29 PM (iZqUY)
Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2008 03:29 PM (tZB/c)
Or possibly by a stray, damaged tree falling on them.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 05, 2008 03:29 PM (JSO4h)
Posted by: Jones at September 05, 2008 03:30 PM (VkNlv)
I wish I could have been, with a power saw.
Posted by: percopius at September 05, 2008 03:30 PM (KA347)
Posted by: Leaves, Lichen and Moss at September 05, 2008 03:30 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: percopius at September 05, 2008 03:30 PM (KA347)
If thoose trees could, they would kill us all. Lets get them first.
Posted by: percopius at September 05, 2008 03:31 PM (KA347)
Posted by: Sam Hall at September 05, 2008 03:31 PM (/KF1A)
Posted by: teransolo at September 05, 2008 03:32 PM (biGgj)
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 05, 2008 03:33 PM (MMC8r)
But ... damn! Can they not HEAR themselves or what?
Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at September 05, 2008 03:33 PM (jM8fS)
Posted by: Rocks, dirt and other things at September 05, 2008 03:33 PM (vlmzk)
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 05, 2008 03:35 PM (MMC8r)
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Posted by: Jedi Squirrel at September 05, 2008 03:36 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: TiredWench at September 05, 2008 03:36 PM (Kx1hM)
"But Syndee L'ome Grace is real. She's been around the movement for a long time, doing things-like leading "rap sessions" at the 1996 World Vegetarian"
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at September 05, 2008 03:37 PM (9Mhkt)
I hear they use human hair tampoons, to avoid felling trees.
Posted by: percopius at September 05, 2008 03:37 PM (KA347)
Posted by: percopius at September 05, 2008 03:38 PM (KA347)
Posted by: Arthur at September 05, 2008 03:39 PM (5dNhb)
Posted by: percopius at September 05, 2008 03:39 PM (KA347)
Posted by: Kestrel at September 05, 2008 03:39 PM (gBnKJ)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2008 03:40 PM (6L459)
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at September 05, 2008 03:42 PM (9Mhkt)
Posted by: Sam Hall at September 05, 2008 03:45 PM (/KF1A)
Who this chipmunck-looking retard on O'Reilly trying to diagnose Obama and Palin's "body language"
Summary:
Palin = Arrogant and Smug
Obama = Powerful <passes out> Ooh La La
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 05, 2008 03:46 PM (wgLRl)
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at September 05, 2008 03:46 PM (9Mhkt)
Posted by: joe at September 05, 2008 03:46 PM (TOly9)
Look, my parenting skills are such that I can use anything to drive home the message.
Posted by: Redhead Infidel at September 05, 2008 03:47 PM (M2upF)
Posted by: EnochF at September 05, 2008 03:49 PM (VXm6y)
Most likely explanation for Youtube removal: turns out one of the trees was a Muslim.
Posted by: EnochF at September 05, 2008 03:51 PM (VXm6y)
Posted by: Frank G at September 05, 2008 03:52 PM (P0rQD)
I don't begrudge these folks their beliefs, and if Earth First! wasn't involved I couldn't care less how they behave. But Earth Firsters wants us all to crawl off and die to protect Gaia.
Not them, just us.
Posted by: Sam Hall at September 05, 2008 03:52 PM (/KF1A)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 05, 2008 03:56 PM (1j+ex)
Posted by: Carl in N.H. at September 05, 2008 03:58 PM (oKRdw)
Posted by: Sam Hall at September 05, 2008 03:59 PM (/KF1A)
I really gotta quit drinking.
Posted by: Entropy at September 05, 2008 04:01 PM (HgAV0)
Posted by: David Ross at September 05, 2008 04:02 PM (Ku/KE)
Posted by: Aaron at September 05, 2008 04:02 PM (2S1LU)
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Posted by: MCPO Airdale at September 05, 2008 04:04 PM (wba6w)
Posted by: BuckNutty at September 05, 2008 04:04 PM (vvUmd)
My how people can work themselves into a state.
At least now we can see why the FBI can't infiltrate. No sane person could witness this without giggling.
Posted by: Ronsonic at September 05, 2008 04:04 PM (ywSvi)
I just can't stop thinkin about how awesome it would be to fire up a chainsaw.
"We're sorry trees! We love you!"
*VVVVVRRAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWWAAWAWAWAWAWA*
"WAAAAAH! WAAH!"
Posted by: Entropy at September 05, 2008 04:08 PM (HgAV0)
Posted by: Meezle at September 05, 2008 04:12 PM (XRHfc)
Posted by: Mark at September 05, 2008 04:15 PM (4hUuD)
Posted by: Sam Hall at September 05, 2008 04:17 PM (/KF1A)
Posted by: The Old Growth at September 05, 2008 04:19 PM (6L459)
It's hard to tell the trees from the Ents .
Hence the shotgun.
Posted by: aubrey at September 05, 2008 04:24 PM (q/Z0+)
Posted by: The Rock at September 05, 2008 04:26 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: Artesian at September 05, 2008 04:30 PM (FXldw)
Posted by: The Trees at September 05, 2008 04:30 PM (6L459)
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Posted by: janied at September 05, 2008 04:33 PM (LMHXK)
Posted by: The Trees at September 05, 2008 04:33 PM (5s+f0)
It's not you, it's me. I'm in a transitional phase.
It wouldn't hurt if you cleaned your armpits and genitals, though.
Posted by: A Tree at September 05, 2008 04:34 PM (1WR4H)
Damn hippies came to Warren Wilson and stayed-Asheville is completely lost to them at this point what with the stink of patchouli everywhere.
Yeah, but probably their pot plants are close by and they are just trying to keep counterdrug away with body odor.
You wouldn't catch them out there during deer season though-redenecks don't take too kindly to you spooking the deer with your screeching.
Posted by: CavMedic at September 05, 2008 04:36 PM (rYFmu)
Posted by: The Grass at September 05, 2008 04:37 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: bunny boy at September 05, 2008 04:39 PM (CLQZl)
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Posted by: The Trees at September 05, 2008 04:41 PM (5s+f0)
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Posted by: The Trees at September 05, 2008 04:44 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: The Goddess Gaea at September 05, 2008 04:49 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: The....Larch at September 05, 2008 04:52 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Trees at September 05, 2008 04:52 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: DngrMse at September 05, 2008 04:52 PM (u/+56)
Posted by: Sam Hall at September 05, 2008 04:57 PM (/KF1A)
I notice all the people in the video are wearing clothes. Imagine the acres and acres of innocent cotton plants THAT GAVE THEIR LIVES so that these assclowns would not be naked. They should be ashamed of themselves.
Earth-rapers!
Posted by: Jones at September 05, 2008 04:58 PM (VkNlv)
Posted by: The Trees at September 05, 2008 05:02 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: Daniel Boone at September 05, 2008 05:07 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: Daniel Boone at September 05, 2008 05:09 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: The Trees at September 05, 2008 05:12 PM (VFTrh)
Posted by: Sam Hall at September 05, 2008 05:17 PM (/KF1A)
Posted by: The Ents at September 05, 2008 05:17 PM (6L459)
Posted by: john edwards at September 05, 2008 05:26 PM (yrMek)
Piss on those Earth First! pussies. Forest management works better than leaving it alone.
Posted by: The Other Shoe at September 05, 2008 05:27 PM (BVxxw)
Posted by: The Grass at September 05, 2008 05:28 PM (5s+f0)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at September 05, 2008 05:33 PM (RdyMu)
If it's not parody ...then it's self-parody. I've been angry over how stupid people are, but I gotta say this is the first time I've ever been jaw-droppingly awed by the sheer stupidity of people before. Way to go: I now understand the reason for Noah's Flood.
16 - ...and Stinky, your Bush Derangement Syndrome was teh funny.
Posted by: davis,br at September 05, 2008 05:36 PM (zewwG)
Posted by: Powdered Milk Man at September 05, 2008 05:46 PM (Kk9Xt)
Where's that pack of endangered wolves.....
Posted by: cargosquid at September 05, 2008 05:56 PM (pY7eU)
Posted by: Reiver at September 05, 2008 05:56 PM (s7h/P)
Posted by: dkshideler at September 05, 2008 06:06 PM (+6y8W)
Shit, I live here.
What, no other state has fucking brain dead UNC Chapel Hill graduates running around being stupid?
Count your blessings.
ABC, Anybody But Carolina.
May the butt holes lose every fucking thing they compete in.
Let's see, guess who the president of UNC is?
Bill Clinton's chief of staff, Erskine Bowles.
Posted by: kempermanx at September 05, 2008 06:17 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: A. Weasel at September 05, 2008 06:21 PM (O3jSs)
if a tree falls in the forest on a bunch of moss fucking wackos and kills them.....does it make a sound??
Posted by: e.koenig at September 05, 2008 06:51 PM (2J+Vs)
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Posted by: Gonzo at September 05, 2008 07:02 PM (pM4Bb)
Dude, "Earth First" is listed in the dictionary as a reference under "Batshit Insane."
Posted by: Merovign at September 05, 2008 07:07 PM (UXoQt)
i WILL NOT admit any kinship with these sub-humans. This is a different species. If not, then this is proof that "survival of the fittest" does not always work, or these things would have been eliminated long ago.
It chills me to the bone that these things are given the right to vote.
Posted by: John at September 05, 2008 07:13 PM (D1mYp)
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Posted by: moonbeam sun douche at September 05, 2008 08:05 PM (qKkaY)
The good news is there may be some new drugs coming out to treat this kinda thing.
I would've thought drugs had something to do with the creation of this kinda thing.
"...this rock that has the most incredible life"
When's the biography coming out?
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Posted by: concerned douche at September 06, 2008 02:39 AM (qx+7n)
"We've lost our identity . . ." No, sweetheart, you've lost your mind.
Don't these people know you can catch cold running around in the woods without you straightjacket on?
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