May 27, 2005
— Ace Two more Japanese WWII soldiers -- hold-outs, still fighting the war, in between watching re-runs of Matlock -- are found in the Philippines jungles.
Liberals whining about a quick end to this war -- featuring guys even more fanatical than Japanese suicide-torpedo pilots -- ought to bear in mind that some people just will not give up. Ever.
Sorry if that interferes with your plans to write nothing but columns about Will & Grace for the rest of your diminishing career, Maureen Dowd.
Thanks to both NickS and Brak.
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Posted by: someone at May 27, 2005 10:23 AM (S22v9)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 27, 2005 10:24 AM (pzen5)
Liberals whining about a quick end to this war -- featuring guys even more fanatical than Japanese suicide-torpedo pilots -- ought to bear in mind that some people just will not give up. Ever.
But the story sez:
Last September, a Japanese national in the lumber business ran into the men in the mountains, the Japanese newspaper Sankei Shimbun reported. It was learned later that they wanted to go back to Japan but were afraid of facing a court-martial for withdrawing from action, the newspaper said.
I think if they withdrew from action, they actually gave up even before the war was really over, didn't they?
Sorry to call you on this one, Ace, but fabulous media stardom is NO EXCUSE for getting the sloppidoppies.
Posted by: The Claw at May 27, 2005 10:57 AM (74cXW)
Better to die in the jungle in the next century.
Posted by: BatMan at May 27, 2005 11:18 AM (uRfiJ)
I just hope they clear out all of the stragglers before my trip to the PI in December. It's bad enough worrying about the ROP blowing up my plane without having to worry about getting beat down by some crazy, old guy with a cane.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 27, 2005 01:30 PM (ipjUv)
Over 100,000 Japanese Army forces fought to their death in Okinowa, only 1500 remained of which many were wounded.
If the Iraq action occured during WWII, it would have been considered a minor battle. Today's MSM would have had us defeated at Hawaii.
Posted by: robert at May 27, 2005 02:46 PM (vns6Y)
Posted by: TJ Jackson at May 27, 2005 04:22 PM (DT110)
Cheney said we'd be greeted with flowers.
Pentagon officials said it would be a cake walk.
You were wrong, the liberals were right.
Again.
Posted by: Jackson at May 27, 2005 04:52 PM (TDv7o)
Posted by: John Anderson at May 27, 2005 05:10 PM (Vga64)
What is taking longer is the post-war responsibilities. Like creating democratic intstitutions. Like training Iraqis to defend themselves against domestic and foreign antagonists. Like thinning out the supply of suicide bombers.
The war in Iraq is over. The peace in Iraq will take time and patience.
Posted by: Michael at May 27, 2005 05:21 PM (pRtzm)
Posted by: Vince at May 27, 2005 05:51 PM (TDv7o)
Posted by: Dogstar at May 27, 2005 06:05 PM (KgeNY)
1974? That was wacky, but only 20 years. Anyone can stay deluded for 20 years. Hell, my parents thought they were still in love after 20 years. . . suckers.
But that was 30 years ago. These guys would be ridiculously old. And ridiculously stupid.
Personally, I think this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to run a really fucked up controlled experiment. Cruel, I know, but let's think up a few things we can pull on them:
-- We could tell them that Japan actually won the war, and by staying in the jungle they missed out on all the free post-war celebration geishas.
-- We could send somebody dressed as Gort to talk to them.
-- We could send them to Gitmo for a few months, just to convince them that America still means business, treaty or no treaty.
Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at May 27, 2005 06:51 PM (mrpxK)
Further, are you advocating eternal war for eternal peace? Very literary of you...
Posted by: KNS at May 27, 2005 06:59 PM (4BOZ/)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 27, 2005 07:12 PM (ipjUv)
Posted by: Dogstar at May 27, 2005 07:31 PM (KgeNY)
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at May 27, 2005 08:00 PM (mrpxK)
It was WOLFOWITZ who claimed that occupying Iraq would be easy because it has no history of ethnic strife.
It was PERLE who said a square in Baghdad would be named for Bush, by this time LAST year.
It was the neo-con chickenhawks who didn't listen to the military, who didn't listen to those who had BEEN in a war, about what an occupation would be like.
It was the elite neocons who can't imagine THEIR kids serving in the military who made the bad decisions to get so many people killed.
It was the neocons who wrote the Project for a New American Century (PNAC) where they laid the plans for grabbing Iraq to build military bases, and then fabricated the pretexts of WMD as documented in the Downing Street memo.
It's the conservative bloggers like you who forget that Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11, who ignore that the surest way to create a suicide-bomber movement is to occupy a foreign country, who can't distinguish between a war to force military bases in a country and a war against militant Islam.
It's you knuckleheads who will cheer as the US attacks Syria or Iran, and thus give huge power to the Iranian ayatollahs over the pro-west movement there.
It's you idiots who have given OBL more of a following than he could have ever hoped for.
But at least you all are signing up to fight for your beliefs, right?
Right? RIGHT?!?
Posted by: tubino at May 27, 2005 08:18 PM (wO5Uv)
So why don't you roll that anger up real tight and shove it where your boyfriend loves you the most?
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 27, 2005 08:43 PM (ipjUv)
whenever i see some half-baked, wingnut blog on daou making inane, lib'rul-bashing, knee-jerk, low-brow, testosterone-fueled, reality denying confessions of drooling ignorance and brutality, i find you there in the fray, fighting the good fight.
where i would give up and invite them to go back to suckling from their fathers, you patiently refute them point by point, like it ain't no thing.
you're one of the good ones, tubino.
Posted by: at May 27, 2005 08:45 PM (SJExc)
whenever i see some half-baked, wingnut blog on daou making inane, lib'rul-bashing, knee-jerk, low-brow, testosterone-fueled, reality denying confessions of drooling ignorance and brutality, i find you there in the fray, fighting the good fight.
where i would give up and invite them to go back to suckling from their fathers, you patiently refute them point by point, like it ain't no thing.
you're one of the good ones, tubino.
Posted by: dave. at May 27, 2005 08:45 PM (SJExc)
Posted by: dave. at May 27, 2005 08:48 PM (SJExc)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 27, 2005 08:53 PM (ipjUv)
Posted by: KNS at May 27, 2005 08:59 PM (4BOZ/)
Posted by: dave. at May 27, 2005 09:25 PM (SJExc)
Posted by: Captain Video at May 27, 2005 10:00 PM (Qs6g6)
Not really. You misunderstand me if you think I'm all that enthusiastic about the invasion of Iraq.
On the other hand, I'm ready to sign up for the conquest of Canada. Oh yes. We never have settled the score left by the War of 1812. Count me in if we're mustering recruits to kick some Canuck ass.
Posted by: Michael at May 27, 2005 10:13 PM (pRtzm)
Millions of us knew that the arms inspectors ON THE GROUND were to be trusted over the spin of the Bush Amin. Millions of us knew -- even before seeing the footage in Moore's Fahrenheit 911 -- that the Bush Admin officials were denying any Iraqi WMD capability in 2001. Millions of us knew that the invasion of Iraq was illegal, pre-conceived, packaged and sold on lies, and completely naive about what an occupation would be like.
Molly Ivins predicted a very quick war followed by the peace from hell. Liberals like me argued that the US might be replaying the role of Israel in Lebanon, where an occupation gave birth to the Hamas movement.
Liberals were right about the likely consequences of the war, and now conservatives contort themselves to try to pin the blame on the very people who were prophetic in warning about it.
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 02:33 AM (wO5Uv)
Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 28, 2005 03:31 AM (nx3sD)
Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 28, 2005 03:33 AM (nx3sD)
Well I hate to break it to ya, but you're on the wrong side of history. Again.
Posted by: BrewFan at May 28, 2005 03:57 AM (95UaF)
Even if the necon nightmare has made the US less safe, has inflamed the world against the US and strengthened enemies of the US, is breaking the US military to the point where North Korea thumbs its nose at the Bush admin, has destroyed US credibility in the world arena, is bankrupting the US for future military success, may result in civil war in Iraq, has meant that diversion of resources are causing Afghanistan to slip further into heroin-based corruption and chaos, etc. etc....
... even if all that is true, then conservatives can still blame the millions of people who took to the streets to warn against all that.
Remember that Onion Point-Counterpoint piece on the war when it started? Prophetic.
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 04:21 AM (wO5Uv)
Posted by: Dogstar at May 28, 2005 04:58 AM (KgeNY)
Posted by: El Miguel at May 28, 2005 05:40 AM (HU4Da)
1. Rumsfeld's original plan to send in just 5,000 Special Forces as adequate to find the WMD, and temporarily hold Iraq until the noble peace loving Iraqis returned to their jobs and got the cheap oil flowing doesn't look like it quite worked out as intended.
2. 200 billion later, oil hasn't quite paid for the war as Wofowitz said it would, has it??
3. After 9/11, when patriotism was high, Bush said we could do our part by shopping a lot and enjoying our tax cuts....and do something nice for a neighbor...but only if it was all convenient for us and involved no sacrifice. Now we have a recruiting disaster in the Marines, Army, and Reserves that threatens the concept of the volunteer military.
4. In the midst of this war, Rumsfeld thinks it is a perfect time to relocate up to 200,00 military personnel and their families with BRAC to save 2 billion a year better spent on Iraq and new desperately needed recruiting incentives. Oddly, most of the relocations are to the Southern states and the ring around the Imperial City, as Europe, Alaska, the Midwest, and the Northeast are drained of military jobs. Bush has less bombers, fighter planes, Naval ships, and men than Clinton handed him, plus an extra trillion in debt...
5. The oft-mentioned neocons have finally shut up about moving on to invade Syria to get the "vast hidden stockpiles" of Iraqi WMD after 2 years, and finally shut up about invading The Country That Must Never BE Criticized last remaining threats - Iran and Saudi Arabia. Even they have realized there is a limit to American gullibility. Children or grandchildren of the top 50 neocons now in the military? Still zero.
Posted by: Cedarford at May 28, 2005 05:42 AM (HoSBk)
Cedarford: My question on #5 is "If Bush is in bed with the Saudis like I've been hearing for the last 6 years, why would anybody on this side consider invading Saudi Arabia? The argument seems like it would cancel itself out.
Posted by: at May 28, 2005 06:20 AM (ipjUv)
"First Iraq, then Syria, then Iran, then Saudi Arabia. Faster, America, faster!"
The neocon's plan for Greater Israel foundered on Blair's insistance the Road Map be followed and neocons with no military experience finding invading and holding Iraq was not such a cakewalk after all..
As for Bush - Pappy ush and Baker III seem to have regained the upper hand over the Israel 1st forces within the Bushie ranks, as evidenced by Bush's recent hand-holding and tip-toeing through the bluebonnets with a comely Saudi Prince. Rice, like Powell before, is also showing she is no Zionist lackey..
Posted by: Cedarford at May 28, 2005 08:57 AM (HoSBk)
Not quite, Cedarford. As long as you still draw breath, the Zionists will sleep uneasily in their greasy, cash-lined beds. Right?
Thank god good Aryan haters like you are around to keep up the fight against the perfidy of Zion.
Yuk.
Posted by: Knemon at May 28, 2005 09:12 AM (QaHR7)
Can any of you offer a counter-example? Reward for being right, points off for being catastrophically wrong?
Posted by: at May 28, 2005 09:19 AM (wO5Uv)
May, if you ever catch cedarford in a lie (which is quite often) he will simply make something else up. The one common element you'll find in his screeds is his hatred for all things Jewish.
Posted by: BrewFan at May 28, 2005 09:19 AM (95UaF)
Yes, Cedarford, someday... Someday... Someday we will finish the glorious work of the devoted few, the visionaries, the selfless ones who dedicated themselves to making the world free of the dreaded Juden.
Heydrich, Hoess, Himmler, Borman, Mengele, Franz, Wirth, Stangl, Eichmann... They are our inspiration. Their sacrifices shall not have been in vain.
Posted by: Dogstar at May 28, 2005 09:30 AM (KgeNY)
So not one example of accountability?
Not one person can address any single thing I have said? Not one refutation?
Looks like not one of you can face up to what you've caused.
Typical conservatards. All huff and dodge.
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 10:25 AM (wO5Uv)
But, seriously, what have you got to offer us? For example, have you ever shit yourself in public, wearing your daughter's pants?
We're a very demanding bunch. Not just anyone can hold our interest.
Posted by: Dogstar at May 28, 2005 10:37 AM (KgeNY)
OK, tubino, I'll give you one (and only one) example of accountability:
Your link doesn't work, so all the conservatards are ignoring you.
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2005 10:37 AM (pRtzm)
Posted by: KNS at May 28, 2005 10:51 AM (4BOZ/)
http://tinyurl.com/9bace
And another freebie:
http://tinyurl.com/crqj4
Have a great weekend.
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 11:27 AM (wO5Uv)
http://www.armchairsubversive.com/
Do any of you find that list problematic, at all?
No? Just Republican business as usual?
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 11:33 AM (wO5Uv)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 28, 2005 11:48 AM (ipjUv)
Of course the list is problematic. So is the fact that Teddy Kennedy is not in prison for murder, and Bill Clinton got away with perjury (almost, he did get disbarred).
What's you're point?
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2005 12:25 PM (pRtzm)
Okay, here's a point.
There is no statute of limitations on war crimes.
None.
Your repugnican heros can rape kids, can run up the credit card (national debt) for the kids to pay, can even make the middle class pay in taxes to replace their Soc Sec surplus that Bush gave to the wealthy, but there's still the war crimes.
That's something to live for, right there.
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 02:58 PM (wO5Uv)
Posted by: BrewFan at May 28, 2005 03:14 PM (95UaF)
Posted by: BrewFan at May 28, 2005 03:15 PM (95UaF)
Your time is over. The world and America are moving on.
Hillary or someone like her is coming to clean the Augean Stables of all the 8 years of neocon, theocrat, and Bushism failure.
By all measures, it will be a hefty job to repair America's finances, it's military, it's reputation abroad, and restore the stock markets and the promise of a good job with affordable health care.
One doesn't have to be a Leftist to long for a competent Centrist Republican or Democrat to end a radical Republican regime that is headed by a guy that will be remembered historically as being in the same etchelon as Hoover, Jimmy Carter, and Gerry Ford.
Posted by: Cedarford at May 28, 2005 03:24 PM (6krEN)
On the way out the door, why don't you contemplate the fact that accused conservatives of ad hominem attacks, and postured as the proponent of reasoned debate.
Your problem here is not that your link didn't work, and not that you're wrong.
You're just dull.
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2005 03:35 PM (pRtzm)
Cedarford, on the other hand, is frequently wrong and constantly engages in ad hominem attacks, but HE IS NOT DULL.
In fact, he is consistently hilarious, occasionally makes a good point, and generally enlivens the discussion even if only by providing flame-bait.
Admit it. You would miss Cedarford if he dropped out. C'mon, admit it.
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2005 03:44 PM (pRtzm)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 28, 2005 03:49 PM (ipjUv)
digitalbrownshirt:
Let's put the camps in China, where they can work for slave wages to do our tax returns and answer calls to the IT helpdesk.
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2005 04:05 PM (pRtzm)
The funny thing is I don't think cedarford believes this; the asshole gene just kicks it up a notch when hes exposed as the moron he really is.
Michael, to answer your question, If cedarford left I would miss him like I'd miss a bad case of jungle rot.
Posted by: BrewFan at May 28, 2005 04:39 PM (95UaF)
So on Memorial Day, I guess any discussion of the g-d sacrifice being made by soldiers in Iraq because of a pack of lies would be...
according to you all...
DULL.
Figures. I'll go back to the reality-based community, you all just keep watching the teevee. You're trained to expect life to have punchlines and a neat wrap-up.
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 05:01 PM (wO5Uv)
Aww, BrewFan, in your own special way, you're showing the love. You would miss Cedarford, I just know it.
BTW, has your mother broken in those new Army boots yet? Last I heard, she was getting blisters.
On a more serious subject involving the fate of Western Civilization -- at the half, Spurs 56 --- Suns 39.
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2005 05:37 PM (pRtzm)
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2005 06:03 PM (pRtzm)
Hey, tubi, Memorial Day is the day after tomorrow. If you weren't such a dumbass, you'd be able to read a fucking calendar.
Like you give a shit about any dead soldier. I had friends killed in the last Gulf War, so don't fucking tell me what to think or do for Memorial Day .
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 28, 2005 06:15 PM (ipjUv)
It's not a possessive.
Posted by: at May 28, 2005 06:35 PM (mrpxK)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 28, 2005 06:41 PM (ipjUv)
http://tinyurl.com/amysr
Tubino
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 06:57 PM (wO5Uv)
digitalbrownshirt, I said a discussion on Memorial Day WOULD BE ....
Conditional tense, may be use for the future. E.g. for Christmas I would like a horse. Maybe you can read a calendar, but you are unfamiliar with the basics of the English language.
Jeez. I pity you. Another grammar example: Go spit on someone's grave for Memorial Day if that's what makes you happy, but *I* would not do it.
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 07:02 PM (wO5Uv)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 28, 2005 07:06 PM (ipjUv)
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2005 07:07 PM (pRtzm)
Posted by: at May 28, 2005 07:07 PM (ipjUv)
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php
Posted by: at May 28, 2005 07:15 PM (4BOZ/)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 28, 2005 07:35 PM (ipjUv)
You have to pay the horse up front. Carrots and sugar cubes are acceptable. Non-payment suggests consensual sex, which is a big EWWWW in red-state land.
Did you all catch that story where in the divorce papers the wife claims her (republican leader) husband would PAY her for sex? $2K for a BJ.
Now THAT's the kind of I-bought-you sex I expect from red-staters. So PAY THE HORSE.
Posted by: tubino at May 28, 2005 07:42 PM (wO5Uv)
Posted by: KNS at May 28, 2005 09:45 PM (4BOZ/)
Finally, we've hit upon a topic of which tubino seems to have some expertise. This shouldn't be a suprise, however, based upon the quality and temperment of his previous comments. It would appear at some point in his life he's been 'mare slapped' somewhere in the vicinity of his ass which resulted in serious brain damage.
Posted by: BrewFan at May 29, 2005 04:34 AM (95UaF)
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,15445473%255E2703,00.html
Posted by: arminius at May 30, 2005 04:36 AM (NJ69K)
Posted by: at May 30, 2005 06:11 AM (zemt/)
Posted by: SGT Dan at May 30, 2005 04:20 PM (qBHie)
And there's the rest of us, on this Memorial Day, who thank God for those that defend our liberty. God Bless them, and defend them!
Posted by: Michael at May 30, 2005 06:58 PM (pRtzm)
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