1 Love it, mate!

2 At the risk of teaching you Americans something about your own history (not a huge risk, I'm sure), the Founding Fathers were first and foremost, Englishmen (born and bred) and their politics followed a certain English political philosophy of the time (see Glorious Revolution/Whigs).  So, basically, Howie English can suck his own Balls.

3 Ah, can't we have a joke on the eve of the day we told ol' George III exactly where he could shove his Stamp Act?

4

Oh, yeah

 

Happy 4th of July, to the greatest county on earth!

5

Techie,

If you actually looked it up, you would find that George III ( a Hanoverian, i.e. a German) was a fairly successful monarch, in many ways, on the throne for 40(?) years.  And don't you think the Stamp Act (if that's what it was) sounds fairly innocent compared to RICO?

6 Where the hell did all that hate come from?

Anyway...

Beat the British twice? When did that happen?

In 1812 The US tried to invade Canada and and were beaten back, After long stalemate, a peace treaty was signed.  If you try to invade a country and fail, that could be called LOSING, it certainly wasn't a WIN.  Who the hell is teaching history over there?

7 The British didn't exactly win in 1812 either. In fact, they got beat even after they lost New Orleans anyone?? Besides, I think it's a joke you stupid limeys.  Happy Independence Day!

8 Um, the invasion of Canada was a directed and provoked offensive.  Also, "Canada" did not exist at the time and was merely an outpost of His Majesty's loyal subjects.

("You have the Queen on your money.  You're British"  - Dr. Gregory House)

The US declared war on the UK because of the blockade of our trade with France.  Military blockades are universally recognized as a casus belli.  (sp?)

Also, that bit about impressment of US citizens into the Royal Navy was a bit of a sticking point

9 Plus, New Englanders continued to trade with England during the war, proving that Yankees are shiftless and lacking in both honor and morals.

10

Well, Phillipe:

The English and US may have drawn in  the War of 1812;  but  the Quebecois were traded off to the English following the Seven Years War, by the French crown, in exchange for Martinique and other slave-driven, sugar-cane economies,

Pretty fucking funny, huh?

 

11

Techie:

How is that blockade with /for/against/beyond/before/etc with France working out now?  Your most loyal allies, still, I presume?

12

HAHAHAHA

I'm reminded of the movie "The Great Escape".  For Independence Day the American prisoners had secretly brewed moonshine.  Marching around the prison camp, they continually shouted "Down with the British!" while sharing their moonshine with their fellow British prisonmates all under the eye of their Nazi prison guards.

I was at the ticker tape parade in NYC for the first Gulf War in 1991.  British troops were marching up Broadway to the cheer of the crowd.  The last time British troops were in NYC, it was to put down a rebellion of colonists.

"Down with the British!"  "Eat my shorts, King George!"

When is the next Harry Potter movie?

 

13

Hilarious. Your point?

14 HAHAHA LOVED IT WHEN HE SMACKED THAT GUY!!!! HAHA HE SHOULD RUN FOR CONGRESS!!

15

Sorry Techie;

Last I  remember, Britain was buying cotton from the Rebs, in exchange for arms, etc., which didn't go down so well with the Yankees?

16

Phillipe (which, I understand, means lover of horses' asses -it's Greek you moron)

I presume that you are responding to my previous post, although it would be impossible to know, given your Neanderthal knuckle-dragging skilzz.  Do you have something to say?

 

17 Hey! Give Neanderthals a lot of respect. You have to admire guys who were able to kill mammoths using nothing more than pointed sticks.

18 Superjesus?  I never read his comic.  I was more into What The-?! and Marvel Age.

19 Superjesus

Hmm, perhaps there was a issue of BattlePope that I'm missing...

20 Brings tears to the eyes. Very stirring. U-S-A! U-S-A!

21 I wish they had found a way to covertly insert this into the MSNBC feed in Olbermann's slot, so we could have enjoyed the thunderous cannonades of moonbat heads exploding across the land, from the mountains to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam.  What an awesome Fourth that would be!

22 I got your "old man balls" hangin'.

23 At the risk of teaching you Americans something about your own history

As you know, history is written by the winners.  Which wasn't you.

24 And someone is taking the joke a bit too far...............

Truce, limey?

25 "So, basically, Howie English can suck his own Balls."

First, it's "Jack." Second, it's "American." Must be all that chedder stuck between yer ears.

Now go fix me a burger and freedom fries.

26 At the risk of teaching a son of a pig and a monkey anything, most of the founding fathers were born and bred in what would later become the US.  And they'd tar and feather you if you called them Englishmen.

27

Here's a little-known fact:

Winnie was very...nimble with his lips and tongue.

Oh, and he had false teeth.

28 Stinky, he so funny.

29 Not only are the British kings a pack of jumped up German peasants, but Britain's greatest man was the grandson of an American businessman, how crass.
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Jerome
.

30 That was some funny sh*t!

31

Too far is understating it, I have no clue what he is talking about now. Who would have thought a Johnny English video would strike a nerve.

32

thebronze, it's ok.  You can say shit.  In fact, you can yell it.  SHIT!!!

See?  AoS is shit-friendly.  Also fuck-friendly and ass-friendly.

But ace draws the line at you.  In fact, he's seriously thinking about bending you over and breaking it off in you's back end.

33

Hey now, let's not be taking pot shots at you. We have to remember what this glorious day truly is for... reminding crooked toothed, Oasis listening, fish and chip eating limeys who kicked their ass.

USA! USA!

34 Hooray, I got mentioned kinda!  I assume the last t was just too much for your fingers to bear, what with fireworks and hobos to combine.

35 Funny, Americans took up arms back then because they thought that a 3% tax was too outrageously tyrannical to pay.

So, how much we forking over in taxes these days?

36

"But ace draws the line at Denise.  In fact, he's seriously thinking about bending Denise over and breaking it off in Denise's back end."

 

As you can see, I am a Denise and I don't know Ace.  So stop Denise bashing ok (assuming arguendo it was a bash and not a come-on).

I am also a naturalized citizen from England - and I thought that video was fucking funny.  God Bless America.

37 I'm still not making any travel plans to see Jolly Ole' England any time soon...limey bastards!

38

And another thing...

England can suck my young man's balls!

39 Laugh it up, fuzzball. In about 20 years, we'll be sending you some, er, interesting birthday greetings, Allah willing.

40

That was awesome! A Mel Gibson-esque rant against our chums. I nearly pissed myself when he smacked dude coming out of Starbucks!

 

41 Someone on this thread seems to be lacking a sense of humor... lighten up, it's a joke. And you know what they say about people who can't take a joke.

42 We know it is a joke, and this comment thread is playing along, but try going to the break site and reading the comments (which I did yesterday, when I originally watched the video) and after the 20th or so actual bile based rant against us English, the joke started to wear abit thin.  I also note that many cannot understand it was the brits, not the english too.

43 Point taken, moomintroll. The joke can wear thin after a while. Keep in mind that the Anglosphere is an allied front, we pretty much only have each other in this world today.

44 beggars can't be choosers...

45 Hey moomintroll, my Scots-Irish, Irish, and Welsh ancestors just returned from the dead to remind me to tell you that the Sassenach were & are all liars, cheats, land-enclosing thieves, elitist snobs, and murdering tyrants when they don't get their way. Plus they even worse, they were ever the patrons of lawyers, to shroud their thievery in legislation and regulation, to bless & protect their dirty work. Once my ancestors fled the oh-so-humane British Empire, the Kingdom of Prussia, the Duchy of Saxony, and the Holy Roman Empire and arrived in America to live freely as they chose to live, no crowned head, ore legal representative thereof, could ever force them to submit to arbitrary rule again.

Besides, look at the way the ol' UK is going on today, namely becoming a tax-crushed, legally oppressed, jihad prison bitched, and nanny-state smothered hellhole. I'd say that the decision of the Founding Fathers of 1776, to get while the gettin' was good, was an excellent one. Very prescient, you might say. 

I am Welsh, Scottish, Irish, Scots-Irish, Swiss, German, and even a little English. But most of all, I am an American. As the song says,, "God bless the USA!" Happy birthday, land of my birth & life!

Yankee Doodle keep it up, Yankee Doodle dandy,
mind the music and the step,
and with the girls be handy!
 

46 OregonMuse... so when's the next revolution?

47 I see the you joke is still sucking them in.

48

Denise,

Read this post, last 2 paragraphs:

http://ace.new.mu.nu/new_site_complaints_suggestions_thread

49

The "Your Name Here" joke got me a few days ago.... so it strikes me as pretty "Beavis and Butthead" obviously. 

Denise - just so you'll know - it ain't you they're after. The script they're using inserts the name of whatever ID is reading it.

So when the joker tells "your name here" to suck his own balls - when he reads it it tells him to suck his own balls too.

(Of course, you personally, as a Denise et al, are exempt from the "suck your own balls" remark).

 

As for the Brits....  let me try to make peace here:

On the occasion of America's birthday, and the descendent of a Hessian who switched sides,  I ask you all to celebrate by eating Spotted Dick.

There: did that help?

 

50

Am I the only one who thinks that idiot is actually slamming the USA in his little vignette?

51 I think it was definitely a pretty funny slam in cheek against the USA. Alex Paul who introduced it is a lefty as is her brother, Jonathan who is with the eco-terrorist group, Animal Liberation Front, iirc.

52 Good thing [ you ] can take a joke. Otherwise we would all be in deep shit.

Although....just between [ you ] and me, there's not much to be worried about.

53 My apologies Denise.  It's an inside joke.

54 No offense to our limey buddies, but go to one of their websites and listen to what they have to say about us. You'll find outright hatred, not some general silliness that pokes as much fun at us as them.

55

If you use [ you ] one more time, you, I'm kicking your ass.

And yes, I'm talking specifically to you, "you".

Try me, asshole.

56

Then its up DeValera and the rebels as well

Independence for Ireland and england to hell!!

 

 

england has made hitler look like a beginner. 

57

What if I use it twice?  Would that be ok?

you

you

Oh my, look what I've done.  Punish me.

58
Am I the only one who thinks that idiot is actually slamming the USA in his little vignette?

I agree. It takes a very superficial viewing to believe that it's a pro-USA piece.

59 Of course he was mocking Americans. From the rip on Christians, to the renaming of foodstuffs, to the comment on forcing of another nation to adopt democracy (while standing in front of a gas station), and on to some imagined ingrained prejudice.

The caricature was funny in that it was such a stereotypical exaggeration. I think we can all laugh at the creator if it was some subliminal message meant to actually stimulate patriotism. The message was a joke, Jack American was a joke, and the writer/producer is a joke.

60
I think we can all laugh at the creator if it was some subliminal message meant to actually stimulate patriotism.

Just seemed like routine hackneyed liberal pap to me. If you look at his other piece on global warming, it's more of the same. Just a lib who thinks he's sly.

61 "Just a lib who thinks he's sly."

Yep. It had a Steven Colbert/Jon Stewart flavor to it. They pretend they're generally middle of the road, lampooning all persuasions; but really, they're pretty much resigned to slamming conservative America. This was no exception.

62 George III was on the throne for 60 years, actually... he made it all the way to 1820. 'Course, the last 8 years he was mad as a hatter and his useless son George IV was Prince Regenting his way around, stuffing his thinking head in any willing ante-chamber (IYKWIMAITYD) and his fat arse in corsets, but still, good long reign, second only to Victoria (64 years) 'Course that same reign co-incided with the collapse of policy-making by the monarch and the all but complete supremacy of Parliament and the office of the Prime Minister, a clownish succession of wish were the true instigators of the American Revolution. So I wouldn't exactly call him a successful monarch. Incidentally, Canucks, Aussies, Kiwis, South Africans and the like should all give us a friendly thank you on the Fourth. Y'see, what the AmRev was really all about was Home Rule. We had it, Parliamentary clowns intefered with it, we revolted to retain it and ended up taking the next logical step. Students of history will note that when Canada, Australia, et al asked Mummy England for Home Rule, they got it without a shot fired. Now how do you suppose that London learned that sensible policy? You're fucking welcome.

63 I'm a heathen from one of them thar "Fly Over" states and understood everything Jack said!!

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