1

Love this quote from the museum's website:

^{Phallology is an ancient science which, until recent years, has received very little attention in Iceland, except as a borderline field of study in other academic disciplines such as history, art, psychology, literature and other artistic fields like music and ballet. .}

WOAH- phallology is discussed in depth in ballet? Jesus, I'm changing my major tomorrow!

2 I bet you never knew I was a PhD in phallology

3 cvsdpogma'pgojagm....gag...gargle...swallow. I hope this doesn't get on my new dress.

4

one hundred and fifty penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.

Only 150 penises in Iceland, and they put them in a museum.  I suppose the rest of the male mammals hid when word got out they were collecting all the penises (or Larry Craig came for a visit).

5 What do you expect from a country built on a volcano, sanity?

6

They certainly eat wierd stuff.....

"Dried fish with butter is a common and dull thing to eat. Chew it very carefully and eventually it will taste a bit like fish. Otherwise it mostly tastes like paper. More adventurous hikers may want to try sheep's head, ram's testicles and old shark. (It's the shark meat that's old, not the shark itself.) Sheep's head is nice, but a bit chewy. Old shark has a cheesy taste to it, and ram's testicles are down right yuccy. However, they are supposed to increase your sexual drive, so what the heck. "

Or try here for recipes for singed sheeps head and sheeps head jam...

http://www.foodreference.com/html/singed-shj-012407.html

7 Ha Ha! Did you see the image gallery? The next and previous buttons are penises (penii?) that point to right and left.

8 Those pussy whales ain't got shit on me!

9 Man, the last thing I need is something to increase my sex drive.

10

Sour grapes.  Purple Avenger is upset because he's not on exhibit at the museum.

But Icelanders are weird.  As a delicacy, they eat pickled rams' testicles and rotten shark meat.

11

what do you with the other 48 hours of your day after visiting this "Shrine to Pine"?

12 Got any of them zigzag peni?

13

 mounting penises...all kinds of penises

nummy

14 Anyone actually look at the images? They have, um, well, uh, Elmo's member in there.

15 Big deal.  I have a whale penis too, and I don't go bragging about it.

Well actually, yes I do:  Ladies, I have a whale penis!

Sigh.... who can resist such an opportunity?

16 "WOAH- phallology is discussed in depth in ballet? Jesus, I'm changing my major tomorrow!"

You know, people somehow associate ballet with Teh Ghey, but you'll probably never find such a favorable ratio of attractive straight women to men, whether you're watching or participating.

17

You know, people somehow associate ballet with Teh Ghey..

uh..huh.., your telling me Ron Reagan Jr. got into it just for the chocha?

18

Yes Icelanders are Scandi, they all come from Scandi nations.

We got lots of Icelanders here in Manitoba, so they're doubly cursed: Snowback Scandis! Lmao!

Manitoba is in Canada, for all y'all Americans who don't know where MB is... it's just to the north of North Dakota, eh?

19 I hear there mosquitoes the size of sparrows up in Canada that can drive a bull moose stark raving mad.

20 Give your husband a break, Mrs. Peel.  You don't want to wear him out too early, you know.

21

It seems then, as per the report in post #10 above, that the line "Eat my balls", meant and taken as an insult on a previous thread, may in fact not be an insult, but rather an attempt to plant a mental-image-bomb, set to trigger at the next meal involving meatballs and red sauce. 

 Diabolical.

22 Just great - from a discussion of avionics and lightning to cocks.

Just, Fucking, Great.

NEXT!

23 I saw a show on TV about building the AlCan Highway, and there were reports of skeeters up there that can stand flat-footed and fuck a turkey...

24 well, i know where i'm taking my next vacation!

25

so where's the Icelandic Vagina Museum huh?

fucking Scandi misogynists

 

26 from a discussion of avionics and lightning to cocks.

We're all about the eclecticism here.

27 The museum page explains that most mammalian schlongs have a literal bone inside -- known by the technical term baculum, which is a 2nd-declension neuter Latin noun.

Ergo, the name of Quantum Leap actor Scott Bakula means, phonetically, "Scott Penis Bones."

28 (And by the way, it's the baculum of the male raccoon that is known for having a "zigzag" shape.)

29 "It is sometimes used as a charm for luck"

Not so lucky for the raccoon one of those belonged to though.

30 I have several friends that served in Iceland and say that the young women up tjere have no problem mounting penises. Must have something to do with the air.

31 Oh just kill me now before I die laughing.

32

It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive a legally-certified gift token for a future specimen belonging to Homo Sapiens.

What does that mean? Someone bequeathed their privates and the museum is anxiously awaiting them?

Gift token for a future specimen....I think my credit card company offered me the same thing.

 

33

I've actually been there and it's less exciting than it sounds. Lots of gerbil or hamster bits. The best exhibit is the sperm whale item--Moby's Dick?-- mounted on the wall--it's at least three feet long.

I'm not even sure it really qualifies as a museum, it's more like a one-room shop with lots of jars.

 

34 I don't know if Icelanders really qualify as proper scandis, but I
don't really care. Its cold, its north, they eat weird stuff, I'm gonna
go out on a limb here and call'em scandis.

It's a fact. Icelanders have Scandi blood pumpin' through their hearts.
If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of
years ago the Vikings conquered Iceland. And Vikings are Scandis. Way back
then, Icelanders were like the English in Europe. Dark hair, brown
eyes. But, once the Vikings moved in there, they changed the whole
country. They did so much fuckin' with the Icelander women, they changed
the blood-line for ever, from dark hair and brown eyes to blond hair
and fish-belly skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day,
hundreds of years later, Icelanders still carry that Scandi gene. I'm
just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Their ancestors were Scandis. Every Icelander's great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked
by a Scandi, and had a half-Scandi kid. That is a fact.

35

What and WHY the heck?

   Are they sooooo short on the stick they gotta wonder how big thingys are on other beasts

36

Elmo's only the first human penis - and no doubt the largest  - going to the museum.  Some dick heads are dying to become famous...

http://humanpenis.org/elmo.html

 

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