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January 31, 2009

The Most Savage Football Hit I've Ever Seen
— Ace

Or, not. Possibly a passel of kittens riding a Roomba.

Thanks to GG.

Posted by: Ace at 09:25 AM | Comments (47)
Post contains 29 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Oof, man was that brutal! He'll be lucky if he can walk after that.

Posted by: paranoidpyro at January 31, 2009 09:26 AM (RLwyY)

2 Bloodsport VII: The Furry Death.

Posted by: Techie at January 31, 2009 09:27 AM (906oR)

3 WTF?

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2009 09:28 AM (f6os6)

4 Shark bait!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 31, 2009 09:29 AM (/i4dU)

5 Damn that roomba. Just vicious.

Posted by: KelliD at January 31, 2009 09:31 AM (VzkyZ)

6 I would be concerned but those are not the rarer, protected members of the species: the Sea Kitten.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattadropolis at January 31, 2009 09:31 AM (hjBEe)

7 Kittens? You mean land-fish.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2009 09:31 AM (DMuh7)

8 A stunning Fellini-esque metaphor for the new era of governance.

Posted by: Pianobuff at January 31, 2009 09:32 AM (nZwEh)

Here is the second most vicious football hit that I have every seen in person.

Slay vs K-State QB Allen Everidge

This the most vicious hit

Tony Brackens against Texas Tech Kicker

Posted by: JAFKIAC at January 31, 2009 09:35 AM (1/OmL)

10 This post comes with 73% more teh ghey.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 31, 2009 09:38 AM (szcvf)

hahaha, cats make me lol

Posted by: Darling at January 31, 2009 09:39 AM (736T6)

12 Oh. Riding a Roomba.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2009 09:39 AM (MKNSy)

13 9

Here is the second most vicious football hit that I have every seen in person.

Slay vs K-State QB Allen Everidge

This the most vicious hit

Tony Brackens against Texas Tech Kicker

Childs play.... Here's the real stuff.

Posted by: Pianobuff at January 31, 2009 09:48 AM (nZwEh)

14 I waited 53 seconds for a fiery crash and kitty death. I haven't felt this let down since McCain locked up the nomination

Posted by: Ted K. at January 31, 2009 09:49 AM (Y5/Ie)

15 Shouldn't that be "passel of pussies?"

Posted by: Y-not at January 31, 2009 09:51 AM (aGyOp)

16 Okay, that was so adorable I'm going to pass out from diabetic coma or something not alcohol related.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 31, 2009 09:53 AM (fnoZ9)

17 They sure did have a lot of critters in that trailer...

Posted by: Terry at January 31, 2009 09:53 AM (GAQ/Q)

18 The people who voted for McCain? Yes, absolutely

Posted by: Ted K. at January 31, 2009 09:53 AM (Y5/Ie)

19 That dog had better be careful or he might step on one of them, provided the Roomba doesn't suck them all up first. Very cute.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at January 31, 2009 09:58 AM (HF2US)

Now I know what "this is your brain on drugs" means.

Posted by: solitary knight at January 31, 2009 09:59 AM (WF4k9)

21 I blame Bush

Posted by: Mr Snuggle Bunny at January 31, 2009 10:00 AM (Q/ZWV)

22 Your floor is now clean.
Your floor is now clean.
Your floor--thud
Your floor is now clean.

Posted by: Roomba circa 2505 at January 31, 2009 10:00 AM (xEuVH)

23 that Roomba looked like it was being steered by a Kennedy

Posted by: Frank G at January 31, 2009 10:12 AM (P0rQD)

24 Why didn't we just nominate a Roomba instead of letting McCain campaign - obviously even some adorable pussy can't prevent either one from sucking and wandering aimlessly. And I'll bet it never says "My Friends" to our enemies either!

Posted by: sherlock at January 31, 2009 10:16 AM (8V5Ut)

25 Kittens might be cute, but can they do this?http://tinyurl.com/aa8ett

Posted by: Haywood Jablowme hustler mag at January 31, 2009 10:17 AM (K4Zxt)

26 Heh, stolen from youtube comments: i have had it with these motherfuckin' kittens on this motherfuckin' roomba.

Posted by: mesablue at January 31, 2009 10:24 AM (5yNaE)

27 Lawrence Taylor removing Joe Theismann's femur. Game. Set. Match. Nice Roomba and kitties, though the giant Weimaraner seemed to trample them at the end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2009 10:27 AM (9Cooa)

What did we do before Youtube?

But I think we have a preview of Skynet's Terminators. Note how the Roomba maneuvers to scrape the living creatures off its metallic body.

First zombies, now killer robots.

We're going to need a bigger boat.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2009 10:28 AM (vnJkO)

29 Doesn't this post violate some blog rule?

Posted by: Brad at January 31, 2009 10:36 AM (LZs5x)

30 Why, that's the Obama HopeAndChange Express!! Enjoy the ride until you fall off and get run over, broke and in the ditch.

Posted by: Jimmy at January 31, 2009 10:46 AM (/Ft4q)

31 "Oh! The Humanity! They're hitting the ground like bags of cement...!" "As God is my witness, I thought kitterns could ride a Roomba..."

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 31, 2009 10:46 AM (DBS+D)

32 Well, considering the hell the Obama administration/the internet news has put me through this week, I can honestly say this post made my week. I really laughed out loud. I like the sleeping kitten that rolls off.

Posted by: mare at January 31, 2009 10:48 AM (X1fsj)

33 The old school guys were tough! http://tinyurl.com/cybk3l

Posted by: Krazy Kat at January 31, 2009 10:52 AM (K4Zxt)

34 Mare, I agree! Finally something that made me explode with happy laughter, instead of outrage and distaste! Feels good. Thanks, Ace, you're teh best.

Posted by: CB at January 31, 2009 10:57 AM (9Wv2j)

35 I ought to look on YouTube, but I saw the film at the Hall of Fame in Canton.

"Concrete Charlie" Bednarik ending Frank Gifford's career, and walking around taunting him as he laid there.

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 31, 2009 11:23 AM (1UCCk)

36 Sort of reminds of this time we were on black ops in al Falujah. We saw a bunch of Iraqi Police riding on a technical and my sergeant master chief ordered us to fire our recoiless rifle on them. The IPs started falling off the truck, just like those kittens. Those images are seared into my memory.

Posted by: Scott Beachaump at January 31, 2009 11:59 AM (5DhtJ)

"As God is my witness, I thought kitterns could ride a Roomba..."

Now that is some funny shit! I bet it could almost make Rahm Emanual snigger a little bit. Well, maybe.

Posted by: sherlock at January 31, 2009 12:15 PM (8V5Ut)

that Roomba looked like it was being steered by a Kennedy

Thread winner.

Posted by: Paulitics at January 31, 2009 12:20 PM (/4dJj)

39 Finally, an AoS post I can actually let me kids see when they ask me
what I'm laughing about

Posted by: FLKraKa at January 31, 2009 12:57 PM (j9pV5)

40 Oh the hoomanity.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at January 31, 2009 12:57 PM (5OVpL)

41 Finally, an AoS post I can actually let me kids see when they ask me
what I'm laughing about

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Not any more...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2009 02:39 PM (MKNSy)

42
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2009 07:39 PM (MKNSy)

you looking in the mirror again??

Posted by: FLKraKa at January 31, 2009 04:40 PM (j9pV5)

43 Frickin' cats. First they discover how to control the roomba; then the world falls to them. And where are we? Making catnip toys for their pleasure.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 01, 2009 10:03 AM (TUWci)

But as an aspiring evil overlord, I have to admire the moxie these kittens have.

Admire - and work for their elimination. If I can't hire them.

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46 Best part was saved till then end when the chocolate lab lent some respectable cuteness to the vid.

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