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March 31, 2006

That Didn't Take Long: Cynthia "Slappy" McKinney Says Her Only Crime Was "Being In Congress While Black"
— Ace

Nice!

I'm glad when I don't have to wait around for crap like this. Instant gratification and all.

I happen to have an exclusive-- the actual charges to be filed against Cynthia McKinney.

COUNT ONE: "Being in Congress while black" (CLASS A FELONY)

COUNT TWO: Driving Under the Influence of Barry White (CLASS B MISDEMEANOR)

COUNT THREE: Reckless uppitiness (CLASS A MISDEMEANOR)

COUNT FOUR: Aggravated Sass in the second degree (CLASS A MISDEMEANOR)

COUNT FIVE: Refusing to yield to The Man when he demands you shuck and jive for him (CLASS C FELONY)

COUNT SIX: Carrying Soul Without a Permit (CLASS B MISDEMEANOR)

COUNT SEVEN: Possession of TRUTH! with intent to distribute (CLASS A FELONY)

In related news, O.J. Simpson says, "Word. All I was guilty of was sawing off two people's heads while black. They let white people do that all the time. I hear that Gary Busey has an entire basement filled with hitchhikers' severed genitals. But when a black man butchers a couple of people they make a big deal out of it, like it's a crime or something."

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM | Comments (142)
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1 So is she saying that things will get better in Congress when she stops being black? What a moron.

Posted by: MH at March 31, 2006 12:03 PM (AT6/K)

2 What a maroon!
She has a full deck of race card's to play with.
I truly hope she is prosecuted, but she'll
probably get away with it, since she is a victim
and all.
What kind of idiot's keep voting for this witch?

Posted by: Ben USN (Ret) at March 31, 2006 12:09 PM (1UTHq)

3 Hey, how long has Allah had the keys to Malkin's blog?

Posted by: Sean M. at March 31, 2006 12:11 PM (dc5zY)

4 This is terrible, just terrible. I think giant afros are coming back into style.

Posted by: shawn at March 31, 2006 12:19 PM (uLve2)

5 I think either powerline or gateway made a point of acknowledging that You, ACE called it before anyone else.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at March 31, 2006 12:19 PM (QTv8u)

6 Michelle Malkin certainly gave you props for getting it first.

Posted by: Jeff at March 31, 2006 12:30 PM (yiMNP)

7 You totally fuckin' called it, Ace. (Course, it doesn't take Jimmy the Greek)

Posted by: Mark V. at March 31, 2006 12:41 PM (2ipxY)

8 Italics tag; italics tag.

Posted by: Alex at March 31, 2006 12:48 PM (fgyj8)

9 All due respect to your perceptive abilities, Ace, but this is like predicting warm weather in Hawaii. Cynthia McKinney shouts racism when there aren't enough pepperoni slices on her X-large from Papa John's.
And once again, fellow readers, I have to apologize on behalf of the state of Georgia and the human race for this galactic embarrassment of a person.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 31, 2006 12:54 PM (9DumO)

10 I thought we had got rid of this racist Leftist back in '02.

How the heck did she get re-elected in '04?

Does she have any opposition for her seat in '06?

Posted by: Bart at March 31, 2006 12:54 PM (bWyLO)

11 "Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, like thousands of average Americans across this country....

Right, like Congressman Viking, Congressmen Ace, Congressman mark V., Congressman Jeff, Congressman Wickedpinto, Congressman Everybody Else.

"She reacted instinctively in an effort to defend herself."

Yes, of course. It happens every day that congressmen are chased and tackled from behind. It makes sense.

The department is tasked with protecting the 535 members of Congress and the vast Capitol complex in an atmosphere thick with politics and privilege.

Not to mention an atmosphere of WAR folks.

"It is ... a shame that while I conduct the country's business, I have to stop and call the police to tell them that I've changed my hairstyle...

No. It's a shame you can't just wear the proper ID because believe it or not, the officers are not just sittin' around waiting for Cynthia to grace them with her appearance. If an officer says, STOP, you stop. You don't have to have an explanation for it to make sense.

OK. So this officer, we are to believe, was just stewing over blacks walkin' around like they own the joint. All of a sudden this officer just snapped and chased down the first black woman he came across and assaulted her.

It's really no big deal. But now I hope she gets life...the hag.

Posted by: Viking at March 31, 2006 12:57 PM (gXzaY)

12 I think she got a primary opponent for 2006. Her seats solidly blue, so the best anyone can hope for is that she gets beat in the primary.

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at March 31, 2006 12:58 PM (wZLWV)

13 I like to "shuck and jive." Can I do this while white?

Posted by: California Conservative at March 31, 2006 12:58 PM (f2ERQ)

14 I read their filing an amended complaint to add a charge of attempted "talk to the hand."

Posted by: Mark V. at March 31, 2006 01:03 PM (2ipxY)

15 Ace - i think you've got an open italics tag, whatever that means.

Posted by: M at March 31, 2006 01:05 PM (gIIfU)

16 Based on her "new look" at the press conference, I'm guessing that the quality of the crack she's doing with Marion Barry has dropped off. That would explain the paranoia.

Posted by: capitano at March 31, 2006 01:08 PM (zG12D)

17 The funny thing is I wouldn't be surprised to find out Gary Bussey does have said basement full.

Posted by: Canelone at March 31, 2006 01:08 PM (1Vbso)

18 I can't believe the crap she and her atty said. The threat of a civil suit was really over the top.

Posted by: shawn at March 31, 2006 01:15 PM (uLve2)

19 Shit.

Did the bad white police man guy do that to her hair, too?

Do you think McKinney made her television appearance sproting a big 'fro to taunt racist remarks? I do.

The first thing I thought of was that SideShow Bob and Buckwheat had a child.

Posted by: Bart at March 31, 2006 01:18 PM (bWyLO)

20 Remember Eddie Murphy's line in 48 Hours. "I'm your worst enemy, A 'Nigger' with a badge"? McKinney is the congress's worst enemy. A Gaa-gaa nigger on a soap box. Congradulation to all the Idiots that voted for her, she's truly proven the only reason she's in congress is because she is a loud mouth racist nigger and you are no better. She should at least learn the old motto. 'Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt". All she had to do was admit she was wrong (eye witness and tapes will prove it) and charges would never have been filed. Now I see no choice, file charges, try, convict and jail, othewise it'll prove the congress members are above the law as the left wing dim-wit members think they are. Only Republicans can break a law in congress. LMAO

Posted by: scrapiron at March 31, 2006 01:23 PM (wZLWV)

21 Any CC video of the tackling, body blocking and slapping?

Posted by: at March 31, 2006 01:25 PM (Lpswv)

22 She's going to get away with it too. Our elected officials are just better than us, the laws don't apply to them.

A word in the right ear and this just vanishes. But lordy she sure is oppressed due to her skin color.

Posted by: Defense Guy at March 31, 2006 01:30 PM (jPCiN)

23 As a white guy, may I make an innocent observation on black culture?

What's up with the "backup" that you frequently see when black people give press conferences? All the other people in the background? Why are they there?

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at March 31, 2006 01:31 PM (w0dpL)

24 "Michelle Malkin certainly gave you props for getting it first."

Actually, that would Allah guest blogging at Michelle's digs while her family is on a mini-vacation.

Posted by: Brandon at March 31, 2006 01:32 PM (CzSs6)

25 It is of essence for members of the Congress to 'b*tche slappe' the constabulary when they interfere with the business of serving the citizenry.

- Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol. V
(to be published in June, 2006)

Posted by: at March 31, 2006 01:44 PM (GhnJL)

26 That was me (naturally) @ 6:44. I get so forgetful in my advancing years.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 31, 2006 01:45 PM (GhnJL)

27 Or maybe you're just stupid.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at March 31, 2006 01:50 PM (aGpO3)

28 Ms. McKinney, Macy Gray called and wants her hair back. Oh, and the bong, too.

Posted by: ErikW at March 31, 2006 01:51 PM (N7SDF)

29 you forgot "Keeping Tupac's memory alive

Posted by: MacStansbury at March 31, 2006 01:55 PM (bJexd)

30 A-Ham -- don't make me go all Aaron Burr on yo' weak Federalist Party lovin', industrialist a**!

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 31, 2006 01:56 PM (GhnJL)

31 Hang tight boys and girls...this ain't over. It gets better.

Here we have a police force responsible for all of congress (525 individuals) protection and for how many years now? All of a sudden 1 congresswomen gets stuck on stupid and now the entire Capitol Police Force has been brained "racist". With all the problem they have been having...it's time to put there foot down and enforce the law. I would pull her in and let's put the D's on defensive.

The D's problem is "they will NEVER admit they made a mistake"...blame the other guy is what they are made of. That's what your seeing RIGHT now. Blame the cops..now the congresswomen from Georgia. AIN'T SHE A PEACH!!!!!

Posted by: Loadmaster at March 31, 2006 01:58 PM (9i141)

32 I think Ace missed one count on the indictment:

COUNT 8: Criminal Possesion of Back in the First Degree.
(CLASS C FELONY)

Posted by: at March 31, 2006 02:00 PM (79OR9)

33 Bring it, you cheap scribe.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at March 31, 2006 02:00 PM (aGpO3)

34 What are you going to do, shoot in the air away from me and die the next day....AGAIN?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 31, 2006 02:04 PM (GhnJL)

35 What's up with the "backup" that you frequently see ...

The purpose of such a display is the demonstration of the speaker's ownership of an excess of posse. For further reference see Flav., F. et al.

Posted by: Alex at March 31, 2006 02:06 PM (fgyj8)

36 Oh, and 6:23, you really ought to watch your mouth.

Posted by: Alex at March 31, 2006 02:08 PM (fgyj8)

37 At least I have, you know, HONOR.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at March 31, 2006 02:09 PM (aGpO3)

38 Why dey' kain't git rid o' her,
She be de' only'es one dat' knows how to birth a baby!

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at March 31, 2006 02:09 PM (e+Lgw)

39 Whoa, scrapiron. That's not right at all.

Posted by: Slublog at March 31, 2006 02:11 PM (aGpO3)

40 I think this incident may be Slappy's undoing. She is so clearly in the wrong and comes across as a stereotype in the worse way. What an embarssment.

Posted by: shawn at March 31, 2006 02:13 PM (uLve2)

41 At least I'm not a bastard.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 31, 2006 02:19 PM (GhnJL)

42 Hey, I don't diddle the help.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at March 31, 2006 02:20 PM (aGpO3)

43 ----------

This is the 2nd Time Representative McKinney Has Struck a Capitol Police Officer

Repeat: She's Done This Before.

That, to me, changes the issue completely.

---------------

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 31, 2006 02:23 PM (PcDvW)

44 That's because you can't.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 31, 2006 02:24 PM (GhnJL)

45 McKinney's prior Checkpoint incident

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 31, 2006 02:37 PM (PcDvW)

46 Besides her constantly dealing the race card, what really steams me about her is her abuse of her position to harm the little guy.

Those cops she had run-ins with were just doing their jobs. She thinks she's sticking it to the man, but she IS the man, and she's using her power to hurt these working stiffs. It's quite a display of arrogant snobbery.

Posted by: stace at March 31, 2006 02:45 PM (A56/D)

47 Scrapiron: Shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Ed Snate at March 31, 2006 02:49 PM (FOH10)

48 I know I'm just a noob poster here but the 'n' word ain't cool, no way, no how. C'mon.

Posted by: ErikW at March 31, 2006 02:49 PM (N7SDF)

49 So, Mr. President, are you enjoying that ginormous cheese?

Posted by: John Leland at March 31, 2006 03:02 PM (nzK2x)

50 At the risk of redundancy, easy on the racial slurs, eh scrapiron? If your point can't be made without using them, then you don't have one.

Posted by: jerkoff at March 31, 2006 03:05 PM (lbmO+)

51 Jesus scrapiron don't you have a regulator on that thing or anything? Cut it out.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 31, 2006 03:05 PM (FtmDH)

52 Was that really him? Didn't much sound like him.

Posted by: geoff at March 31, 2006 03:07 PM (nH1Ad)

53 Rev. Leland,

So you labored for more than a month in bitterly cold climes to bring me this so-called ginormous cheese....

Were you not aware that I am lactose-intolerant?

The peasants in the countryside are "enjoying" your rotting cheese as we converse.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 31, 2006 03:10 PM (GhnJL)

54 Boy scrapiron, you know you've hit rock bottom when a guy named "jerkoff" is admonishing you for your language.

Yep, even AoSHQ has 'er limits.

-

Shucks, this thread was starting out so good too - first my long lost father showed up, then my brother Bart appeared, it was just a matter of waiting for mother Alessandra (she's busy bitching about pervs I think) and we were going to have an old fashion family reunion. Ahh well... [insert numerous Sancho Panza proverbs here]

Posted by: Otho Laurence at March 31, 2006 03:28 PM (R9O/9)

55 This is really going to hurt Bush's poll numbers.

Posted by: Be Like Mike at March 31, 2006 03:31 PM (jgMJB)

56 To paraphrase a recently-terminated radio personality, McKinney has reached a new coup for her career.

Posted by: California Conservative at March 31, 2006 03:34 PM (f2ERQ)

57 "What's up with the "backup" that you frequently see when black people give press conferences? All the other people in the background? Why are they there?"

That's the "amen" corner. "uh-huh" "that's right" "you go girl" etc. The men are also wannabe secret service agents/bodyguards and look around for any potential assassins. Of course, they'd be the first to duck in any such event.

Posted by: Son of Sigmund at March 31, 2006 03:36 PM (CbrrN)

58 Ace, I love ya, but the only other post of yours about this I see includes the Race Card from Lind SoG that Sondra posted. Maybe you should tell Malkin and Allah.

Posted by: CraigC at March 31, 2006 04:09 PM (la985)

59 Were you not aware that I am lactose-intolerant?Sorry, Mr. President. We had no idea. But we've got this rather large salami you might enjoy...The peasants in the countryside are "enjoying" your rotting cheese as we converse.Well, it's the thought that counts, right? Say, shouldn't you be slicing up a Bible or something?

Posted by: John Leland at March 31, 2006 04:17 PM (nzK2x)

60 This is all Bush's fault. If he hadn't been president, 9/11 wouldn't have happened, which means that we wouldn't need metal detectors in our buildings which means that our allegedly intelligent (smirk) elected officials wouldn't be required to remember something as complicated as putting on a lapel pin to walk through the security. OR...If Bush had just signed the Kyoto Treaty, the ozone layer wouldn't have disappeared and the sunrays would have filled Ms. McKinney with the high volume of brain cells required to remember to wear her lapel pin so as to avoid public humiliation. OR if Bush had bothered to pour billions of dollars into the levis in New Orleans, there would have been no flooding ergo, Ms. McKinney wouldn't have been so distracted worrying about them that she forgot to put on her lapel pin...or so distraught that she naturally reacted by hitting a uniformed law enforcement official in her distress. See? No matter how you look at it, it's Bush's fault (sigh). /SARCASM.

Posted by: Gracie at March 31, 2006 04:20 PM (231P3)

61 Whoops, I meant Powerline and Allah.

Posted by: CraigC at March 31, 2006 04:23 PM (la985)

62 Rev. Leland,

Thank you for your generous offer of a large salami, but I already have plans to present Ms. Sally Hemings with one on numerous occasions this evening.

As for the Bibles, I believe in a Creator -- what more do you want?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 31, 2006 04:37 PM (GhnJL)

63 Whoops, I meant Powerline and Allah.

Just linked it in an update.

Posted by: Allah at March 31, 2006 04:54 PM (CbBW/)

64 Lemme flip through this pile of money in my wallet and see whose faces I see ... hmmm ... we got plenty of the Benjamins, there's a couple with ole' Gee Dubya on 'em, that Lincoln feller (whew! there's a face for radio), Grant, the fat bastard ... oh! and lookie here. A dashing fellow on the ten-spot! Who might that be?

'Course, your mug did land on the nickel and all. Congratulations about that.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at March 31, 2006 04:59 PM (TYNA0)

65 Slappy the clown for Prez!! Will Soros go her bail?

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 31, 2006 05:02 PM (RRVzm)

66 Looks like McKinney is splitting atoms. . .. . WITH HER EYES!

A can see general zed fearing the heat of lasers flying from her eyes. Or is she just trying to look at lois's underwear?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at March 31, 2006 05:05 PM (QTv8u)

67 "Who is that woman in the pink outfit: I forget?"

Posted by: Colonel Jerry USMC(ret.) at March 31, 2006 05:10 PM (BJYNn)

68 Maybe she was as drunk as Cheney when he shot that guy. This whole thing warrants congressional investigations. Can she be censured? How can you vote for somebody whose first instinct is to assault somebody for touching their sleeve after numerous admonisions(?) to please stop? What a arrogant piece of shit she is. "My 'fro's too sexy for the pin,too sexy for the pin". Hey dumbass, the new donk line is "we're tough on security too" not "we're tough on security personnell".

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 31, 2006 05:11 PM (RRVzm)

69 Her big problem is having a ego and a chip on her shoulder becuase she is a liberal minority demacrat and redicolous as well

Posted by: spurwing plover at March 31, 2006 05:11 PM (6rkkO)

70 Al,

You always were a smug bastard, but who needs coinage or mere bills when you're best known for writing a little something I like to call the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! You were always all about the money, weren't you?

By the way, I wonder there are so many higher-value denominations than yours...hmm....any C-note envy, Al?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 31, 2006 05:16 PM (GhnJL)

71 OK. I am now officially sick and fucking tired of this game. Originally McKinney conveyed an expression of remorse over this 'misunderstanding', which we all know was complete bullshit and knew wasn't the last word on this. She's impo'tant and nobody of the subservient level of a police officer has the right to stop this congresswhore no matter what.

But now the professional race hustlers have bitch slapped McK and told her that she deviated from the oath she was sword to uphold, not the congressional oath 'to preserve, protect and defend... against all enemies foreign or domestic, but that OTHER OATH of the 'permanently aggrieved black woman' in the unapologetically racist country of America.

Maybe it's just me, but this week has just plain sucked. Between the mexicans and George Bush telling us we're occupiers of America and McK telling us that in spite of the Civil War, Affirmative Action, Voting Rights Act of 1965, and being not only elected and rejected, but re-elected, she's still a victim of the whiteys. Personally, I've about had it with these douchebag politicians, professional race hustlers, and angry dwarves.

Wait a minute. Angry dwarves? That must be a new pressing grievance for NEXT week. Sorry. I am ever prescient. But I'm just saying...
Angry black mexican dwarves will rise up and challenge our very democracy because they, too, are aggrieved. They don't like the fact Cyntihia McKinney has an Irish name, just like they do. Next thing you know she'll be singing that Lucky Charms song. Magically delicious.

Fucking EVERYBODY is aggrieved.
When is it my turn?

Posted by: pistolero at March 31, 2006 05:37 PM (EtT3N)

72 Post too long. Me sorry.

Post has typos. Me sorry again.

'Sworn to uphold' not 'Sword to uphold'.

Posted by: pistolero at March 31, 2006 05:43 PM (EtT3N)

73 I'm sure its just me but I could give two wet farts about the sure as day follows night race defense. Its pathetic, particularly for a MOC.

But what really torques me is why are there different security procedures for MOC and for the rest of us peons? These clowns do this all the time, one set of rules for them and one set of rules for the rest of the great unwashed. If the Honorable Gentlelady from GA had had to pass through the normal (for the rest of us) security procedures then none of this would have happened. They do this crap with health care, with pension benefits, etc., etc..

These solons would do well to remember for whom they work and start acting like our elected servants instead of our masters. Turds.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2006 06:02 PM (rnOZq)

74 Forget censure re Slappy McKinney.

Im-peatch the Queen Bee-atch!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2006 06:03 PM (gwl7T)

75 But everybody, let's play What If...

...the guy on the receiving end of Slappy's apeshit-tantrum was not some poor working-guy Capitol Hill security guard, but DICK CHENEY??!!

Turn that one over in your imaginations, people...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2006 06:09 PM (gwl7T)

76 McKinnney's prior checkpoint incident

Apparently AlGore had a "low Negro tolerance level, despite having weeded and picked tobacco as a child.

"And during the 2000 presidential campaign, she wrote that "Gore's Negro tolerance level has never been too high. I've never known him to have more than one black person around him at any given time." Never mind that Gore's campaign manager was black."

Stingray: a blog for salty Christians

Posted by: Michael McCullough at March 31, 2006 06:22 PM (Ew1zl)

77 Now wait a cotton pickin' minute there qdpsteve-areno. I foolishly hadn't considered the possibility that the officer hadn't even laid a white glove on the congressbehotch. It must've been Dick Cheney's all knowing and ever extending PENIS that that tapped the goodlady on the shoulder. Matter of fact, it may have wrestled her to the ground and slapped cuffs on her. Yes. Dick Cheney's omnicient law and order penis.

Ah! If only I had such a just and magnificent member.

Posted by: pistolero at March 31, 2006 06:33 PM (EtT3N)

78 Thank you for your generous offer of a large salami, but I already have plans to present Ms. Sally Hemings with one on numerous occasions this evening.I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.As for the Bibles, I believe in a Creator -- what more do you want?No complaints on my part. It's not like I'm a Presbyterian...

Posted by: John Leland at March 31, 2006 06:34 PM (+lA9g)

79 Pistolero, there ya go!

We KNEW there had to be a logical explanation. (As well as to explain why Lynne Cheney is always so...er...chipper...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2006 06:43 PM (gwl7T)

80 Christ Hamy and Tommy, you're both pussies.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at March 31, 2006 07:08 PM (K8G/M)

81 Isn't it about time we had a visit from our favorite racist, Wayne's World?

He usually appears when we are talking about a person who happens to be black and castigates us for doing so.

Posted by: Bart at March 31, 2006 07:18 PM (0BSmt)

82 *jacks a round into a Mauser I picked up offa dead Spaniard... named qckraut somethin.....

Aaron... you get the first shot.

I get the second.

Posted by: Theodore Roosevelt at March 31, 2006 07:24 PM (FtmDH)

83 CHAAAAARGE!

Posted by: Cary Grant at March 31, 2006 07:37 PM (+lA9g)

84 I thought the show looked like a black version of Hee Haw and now I know why. It was held at Howard University. The adult attendee's (if there were any) should be charged with child abuse for even allowing children to hear the lying liars. I guess the majority of americans deserved a good laugh today and they sure got the chance. I've never heard so many people laughing at one dummie in my 65 years. Keep it up McKinney, you make the people of Ga. look like the mental retard capital of the world.

Posted by: scrapiron at March 31, 2006 07:45 PM (Ffvoi)

85 She seems to see racism where none exists. As such, the government should not press charges against the poor woman. They should have her psychiatrically evaluated for schizophrenia, and make sure she begins taking her medications soon. Poor woman. < / sarcasm >

Posted by: Muslihoon at March 31, 2006 07:47 PM (Q8UK2)

86 Does anyone think the really bad, wild hair photo-- the Buckwheat look--is a deliberate and clever attempt to plant the "reasonability" of the stereotype in McKinney they plan to use for her defense?

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2006 07:50 PM (lpbk9)

87 Don't fuck with my buddy Aaron, I take scalps.

Posted by: Andrew Jackson at March 31, 2006 07:51 PM (K8G/M)

88 Hey Andy, speaking of fucking, how is your wife?

Posted by: John Adams at March 31, 2006 07:52 PM (K8G/M)

89 Now if the officer thought she had escaped from the Washington Zoo, that would be another matter entirely............

Posted by: Perspective at March 31, 2006 09:18 PM (5hcVc)

90 What's this shit about an invasion of Mexican dwarves? This is the first I've heard of it. If true, I will deploy my own private army of Cambodian fighting midgets. We'll see who laughs last.

Posted by: Barry at April 01, 2006 12:21 AM (kKjaJ)

91 Jesus. I get this type of shit all the time.

"Community Rep:" - "Why have you arrested this young, upstanding citizen?"
Me - "Because he was burglarizing a house."
CR - "Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have another clear example of police racism!"
Me - "Excuse me? He was walking out of someone's house with their freakin' stereo system!"
CR - "A white person's house and a white person's stereo, undoubtedly!"
Me - "....?"

Posted by: Xoxotl at April 01, 2006 12:33 AM (Wsi7x)

92 "I think this incident may be Slappy's undoing"

No chance. Her "Homies" in her Georgia district are yahooing and high fiving all over the place about this.

Posted by: Enfant Perdu at April 01, 2006 02:47 AM (5Wci3)

93 Boy, I go looking for an update on the Slappy McK story and I find this: LINK

Posted by: shawn at April 01, 2006 03:37 AM (uLve2)

94 Just think...she sits on the A-r-m-e-d Services Committee and the Budget Committee. (damn filter)

Jesus wept.

Posted by: Pixelflash at April 01, 2006 03:49 AM (243mJ)

95 Also, she is divorced (at least one got out alive) and she's a former college professor. Her antics should not surprise anyone.

Posted by: Pixelflash at April 01, 2006 03:52 AM (243mJ)

96 Re: McKinney
"Bullshit" is the word, folks. She's bullshit, her act is bullshit, her "defense" is bullshit, and she cares not whether you believe it. Bullshit is her schtick, and it works. All that matters.

Posted by: Stuart E. at April 01, 2006 03:59 AM (nCeBA)

97 This is no different than me slapping someone for asking to see my ID to buy beer.

It's the law, regardless of how old I look (which isn't that old, by the way)

Posted by: Jack Burton at April 01, 2006 04:13 AM (5m29+)

98 If I were the security guard, I would play the race card.

Posted by: scott at April 01, 2006 04:48 AM (wZLWV)

99 Ace, on a technical level, this is your funniest post in a month. In fact, this one is an all-time classic. "Failure to yield to The Man when he demands you shuck and jive" is one of the greatest crimes in the book.

Posted by: Jeff B. at April 01, 2006 05:50 AM (Ii+Xg)

100 No way is The MAN going to make me wear my members' pin.

Next thing you know, all the Jews in Congress will have to wear the Star of David on their clothing.

Oh, wait, I forgot about the government being run by a cabal of neocon Jews oppressing the people and conducting their illegal war for Israel. Never mind.

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at April 01, 2006 06:39 AM (jcdqE)

101 The next Cynthia McKinney will be that little black girl from New York who wrote that racist poetry about Columbus (and Vampires).

Posted by: Bart at April 01, 2006 06:58 AM (dGaAG)

102 Someone needs to write and record The Ballad of Slappy McK.

Posted by: shawn at April 01, 2006 07:14 AM (uLve2)

103 Question: Where is the arrest warrant and why has it not been served?

Posted by: Colonel Jerry USMC(ret.) at April 01, 2006 07:16 AM (BJYNn)

104 If one is issued, I would assume they would notifiy her atty so she could surrender.

I did read that the national board of the FOP moved to commend the officer and condemn Slappy.

Posted by: shawn at April 01, 2006 07:29 AM (uLve2)

105 Count 9: Junk in the Trunk (CLASS B MISDEMEANOR)

Posted by: SarahW at April 01, 2006 07:40 AM (jqVs9)

106 You can take a out of the jungle but, you cannot take the jungle out of a .

Posted by: Whitey at April 01, 2006 08:03 AM (LNkPR)

107 Almost A Slappin

Racism, racism everywhere. A national treasure that one.

Posted by: DG at April 01, 2006 08:26 AM (hckq8)

108 You know, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Mckinney is simply Racist. She hates white people.

Posted by: RLS at April 01, 2006 09:22 AM (Lh7Vt)

109 Posted by Whitey at April 1, 2006 01:03 PM

You are a racist fuck!!

Posted by: RLS at April 01, 2006 09:23 AM (Lh7Vt)

110 I'm reasonably sure that comments like Whitey are idiot leftists trying to urge conservatives to "really say what they think" and "open up and be honest." As if we'll just explode with pent up hidden bigotry when someone "boldly says what we all are thinking."

Without exception, in years of reading, on every blog when this is tried, it's met with anger, rejection, mockery and dismissal.

Posted by: Canelone at April 01, 2006 10:14 AM (1Vbso)

111 Canelone, if you really want to see some bigotry go to Crooks and Liars and read the comments about Jews.

Posted by: Mike Superior at April 01, 2006 10:44 AM (K8G/M)

112 Rather than question how many black congersswomen there are, the better question is how many black women not wearing Member ID pens enter the Capitol each day.

Recalling a recent Capitol tour, the answer is 'Quite a lot'.

Certainly more than one, Ms. McKinney.

...........................................

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 01, 2006 10:56 AM (PcDvW)

113 Question: Where is the arrest warrant and why has it not been served?From Officer.com via Kim at Wizbang:
...congresspersons are protected from arrest under Article I, Section 6 of the Constitution so long as Congress is in session.
After the end of the current session, though...

Posted by: Scott Crawford at April 01, 2006 11:32 AM (500UB)

114 I would assume that it is issued and held until -- when? August? That's cool. The more time for jokes and skits on Leno and Letterman. lol!

Posted by: shawn at April 01, 2006 12:10 PM (uLve2)

115 August? She'll have a lengthy rap sheet by then at this rate

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 01, 2006 03:04 PM (WjdPM)

116 Nah, ten bucks says the whole thing will be forgotten by then. Any takers?

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2006 03:24 PM (F2Str)

117 The Supreme Court, in their retardation held the executive accountable, the better stand up and hold the friggen REPS accountable.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 01, 2006 04:08 PM (QTv8u)

118 You neocon, zionist fascists are awfully afraid of an erudite successful black woman.

They're off the plantation - deal with it!

Posted by: Mike at April 02, 2006 06:24 AM (Hn8NG)

119 They're off the plantation - deal with it!

Perhaps you should tell Hillary.

Posted by: RLS at April 02, 2006 06:30 AM (Lh7Vt)

120 Fuck off, Mike.

Posted by: M1ke at April 02, 2006 06:32 AM (aGpO3)

121 Mike,

Here's a black woman who's actually off of the leftist 'Keep the Blacks In Their Place' plantation:

http://www.lashawnbarber.com/

Make her site part of your daily reading and you might actually learn something.

Posted by: max at April 02, 2006 06:38 AM (lZrSW)

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Posted by: mikes special friend at April 02, 2006 06:45 AM (L6bJq)

123 Since when has Mary used words like "neocon" and "fascist?" Far too many syllables there. I call bullshit.

Posted by: truly gutless at April 02, 2006 07:57 AM (/0Qyy)

124 Methinks the real Mike is still hanging from a rafter somewhere.........

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 02, 2006 09:39 AM (Ft+og)

125 I love erudite, intelligent, and capable black women.

Posted by: Canelone at April 02, 2006 02:41 PM (1Vbso)

126 Over the years we have bent over backwards to assimillate these "people" into civilized society. They want us to quit seeing race but throw it in our face at evry turn. They have their own schools, and the NAACP. Which group here is truly the seperatist. I used to live in her district and judging by what I saw the quality of crack there is just fine she doesn't need to smoke with Marion Barry in DC.

Posted by: Brian at April 03, 2006 01:35 PM (DDInY)

127 JAN

Posted by: Vern at April 03, 2006 02:41 PM (3Uk3K)

128 Local TV Station busted this racist negress today for using taxpayer money to Bring Issaac Hayes in for a meeting of 1000.(hotel and airfare) I am a Dekalb taxpayer and I wasn't invited. This is illegal, when approached she said she would pay it back. F-her and her arrogant black cronies. She is just like her Daddy

If you attend one of her Town Hall Meetings, you can't get a word in for all the racist -lets back each other cuz we are niggers crap. It is her only agenda.

I would run against her in a second. How can we organize and get her out?

Posted by: sick to death of this crap at April 03, 2006 05:25 PM (8kfDg)

129 why doyou think i moved out of Dekalb. I am amazed the dont hurl feces at each other. I gave them a chance

Posted by: Brian at April 03, 2006 10:01 PM (W5184)

130 Well I guess Cynthia McKinney decided to stay slumming it by staying Ghetto, and never getting out of the slums.... You are the very reason alot of people despise blacks, acting like you should be excused.. You can't expect to be recognized as a decent black woman, when you choose to look, and act the way you do. At least Condaleza Rice looks, and acts ladylike. She's a more decent role model for black women. Kudos to her for not being Ghetto

Posted by: at April 03, 2006 11:03 PM (53Tl4)

131 Well I guess Cynthia McKinney decided to stay slumming it by staying Ghetto, and never getting out of the slums.... You are the very reason alot of people despise blacks, acting like you should be excused.. You can't expect to be recognized as a decent black woman, when you choose to look, and act the way you do. At least Condaleza Rice looks, and acts ladylike. She's a more decent role model for black women. Kudos to her for not being Ghetto

Posted by: kat at April 03, 2006 11:05 PM (53Tl4)

132 I just read something that sums it up perfectly in the Atlanta Journal Constitution's vent column. "I am trying to create a better"racial environment" some cooperation would go a long way" although the vent is anonymous this person hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: Brian at April 04, 2006 04:32 AM (DDInY)

133 How on Earth is this a race issue? Her lawyer/slimy legal goon said she was "Not wearing the (identifying) lapel pin.". Yet, he placed the blame squarely on the white cop, citing that the cop should have recognized her. So let's see, she broke the law by hitting the cop, which is a crime the last time is checked, and the cop broke no laws, since not recognizing someone is not a crime (if it was, I'd be long dead by now), and attempting to deny her access TO CONGRESS was fully in the course of his duty. So, how is this the cops fault, and whats more, how does the 'racism' claim fit in? So, is it now racist for Law Enforcement to do their jobs when dealing with black people? I wonder what would happen if Johnny Jihad and Ali Taliban were to waltz right into Congress because the Capitol Police didn't recognize him, yet didn't want to touch him because, after this whole McKinney episode, they were afraid of racism. Negative points for the Welfare-Mom 'fro, too. Maybe Democrats wouldn't be so ridiculed if only they would say "No sah, I know ah dun screwed up, an' I be reeeeeal sorry I did." America has become a wonderful place to live- The best thing you can do is to be caught committing a crime!

Also, sisnce the Police Officer didn't recognize her, is that another way of saying that she is a meaningless and insignificant person? I think so.

Posted by: Second Amendment at April 04, 2006 08:24 AM (fmceu)

134 I would like to put up a bottle of whiskey for the first person who can verify asking Buckwheat ("Sen." McKinney) for a shoeshine.

BTW... I think her nephew lost my luggage.....

Posted by: Second Amendment at April 04, 2006 04:58 PM (fmceu)

135 She is a typical nigger with an attitude. Throw her big fat black ass in the slammer for a while. That should tame her a bit.

Posted by: Brian at April 05, 2006 08:29 AM (Xk8Hy)

136 Knock it off, Brian. Her politics and incompetence are enough reason to criticize her - we don't need or want that racist drivel.

Posted by: geoff at April 05, 2006 08:36 AM (1v1L1)

137 If that's a real email address Brian, you're either a fool or a bastard trying to get somebody fired.

I'm leaning toward fool.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 05, 2006 08:40 AM (pzen5)

138 McKinney is a first class racist and bigot. She is an embarrassment to Congress, Georgia, and her district, which was gerrymandered to accommodate her election. Be sure to check her record of contributors to see all the Saudis, muslims, and hosts of others outside the US who contribute to her election...a real gem of intelect and American pride. Do us all al favor, and resign in disgrace.

Posted by: joe at April 05, 2006 05:36 PM (dH3zG)

139 McKinney is a first class racist and bigot. She is an embarrassment to Congress, Georgia, and her district, which was gerrymandered to accommodate her election. Be sure to check her record of contributors to see all the Saudis, muslims, and hosts of others outside the US who contribute to her election...a real gem of intelect and American pride. Do us all a favor, and resign in disgrace.

Posted by: joe at April 05, 2006 05:36 PM (dH3zG)

140 Hey! You guys think you have it bad? Here in California, we have to put up with that crap on an hourly basis. I have to live right next to Berkeley where those pseudo-patriotic Socialists are probably trying to make the day of the incident into some kind of Black History Holiday. This crap is nothing new to us, and it doesn't help- It just akes racism less offensive, since I don't feel sorry for someone who constantly whines and blames everybody else for their own problems. Self-centered bigots like Cynthia McKinney are no different from fleas off of a fat black rat. If you people had a newsfeed that broadcasted all the junk that comes out of San Francisco and Berkeley alone, it wouldn't call it wrong for the President to commit the ENTIRE state into one giant mental institution. I don't want to sound rude, but get used to it as long as there are true idiots like McK around.

Remember! February is Black History Month..... So I bought an M1A to commemorate it.

Posted by: Second Amendment at April 05, 2006 08:36 PM (fmceu)

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