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November 30, 2006

Sundance Festival Will Feature Horse-Sex-Death Documentary
— Ace

A documentary called "Zoo" about the guy who had sex with a horse. Or, more accurately, the guy who made a horse had sex with him, and died hours later from, ahem, internal trauma.

Robert Redford has optioned the story for use in a theatrical film tenatively titled, The Horse Whisperer II: Sweet Nothings.

Thanks to Andrew and rcl.

Posted by: Ace at 03:39 PM | Comments (30)
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1 I swear, I just came over here to warn everyone NOT to go over the the Jawas and follow the link from Vinnie to "Shrek III: Donkey Tours Iraq" . Timing is everything.

Don't do it! I'm warning you.

Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2006 03:43 PM (adpJH)

2 Or, more accurately, the guy who made a horse had sex with him, and died hours later from, ahem, internal trauma.

Like Zorro.

Posted by: Mark V. at November 30, 2006 03:45 PM (X5HHU)

3 It's about damn time I'm recognized for my *talent* instead of how I'm hung. I'm not just another pretty face.

Posted by: the Horse at November 30, 2006 03:46 PM (X98gI)

4 sounds oscar-worthy

Posted by: Venison Lover at November 30, 2006 03:47 PM (yHvEo)

And The Decline accelerates...

Posted by: Barry at November 30, 2006 03:48 PM (kKjaJ)

6 Thanx, Nancy!

Posted by: wtf at November 30, 2006 03:50 PM (t3Mks)

7 sounds oscar-wilde!

Posted by: andi! at November 30, 2006 03:50 PM (p1s9n)

Wait. You know what? I used to like Robert Redford. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", "The Hot Rock", movies like that.

But now? Redford can go fuck himself. With Zorro's dick, Ace pushing.

Posted by: Barry at November 30, 2006 03:51 PM (kKjaJ)

9 swear, I just came over here to warn everyone NOT to go over the the Jawas and follow the link from Vinnie to "Shrek III: Donkey Tours Iraq" . Timing is everything.

Don't do it! I'm warning you.

"Classic footage" indeed. Didn't he say something to the effect that that was Big-Mac-With-Cheese Oliver Willis getting pounded?

Posted by: Wil at November 30, 2006 03:52 PM (8mpRW)

10 I'm not sure I can flip a horse.

Posted by: Jim Webb at November 30, 2006 04:04 PM (CTqCo)

11 Of course they will ;->

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 30, 2006 04:04 PM (p9O/F)

12 an australian woman was just arrested for having sex of some sort with a horse, as reported by the sydney morning herald yesterday. you could look it up (smh.com). when i read it, i thought of you, so imagine my delight in seeing this post.

Posted by: mcmorris at November 30, 2006 04:20 PM (1zqZY)

13 I know a lot of crazy-ass people, and this one dude who was abused as a child sorta dealt with his emotional problems by perforating things. Dude didn't mess around.

One day, I heard that he'd stabbed rebar (how do you spell that??) through his rib cage, taking 20 minutes to manually push the metal bars through. There were 2 metal bars through his chest (1 of which missed his heart by just a smidge) and another bar in the horse-sex area, which caused some rather significant internal bleeding.

I wonder if Mr. Horse Sex had a similar past.

Posted by: Feisty at November 30, 2006 04:29 PM (2Oi8H)

14 Sir Andrew Sullivan, the Duke of Colon has given this movie five ribbed dildos.

Posted by: benrand at November 30, 2006 05:14 PM (HHKps)

15 Why must the ridicule our love?

Posted by: Dead Zoo Guy at November 30, 2006 05:23 PM (sLlfx)

16 I no longer watch robert REDfords movies their he is too damn leftists for me and he made that crummy movie EIECTRIC HORSEMAN with HANOI JANE

Posted by: spurwing plover at November 30, 2006 05:49 PM (TPwuq)

17 Sometimes you break the mustang and sometimes the mustang breaks you.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2006 06:11 PM (FWrFx)

18 Spurwing, it's like I'm lookin in the mirror.

Posted by: Barry at November 30, 2006 06:15 PM (kKjaJ)

19 Heeeeyyyyy, Willllburrr, beeennnnd overrrrr.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 30, 2006 07:23 PM (V3nip)

20 Was that horse owned by Dick Cheney, by any chance?

Posted by: Dr. Remulak at November 30, 2006 07:24 PM (V3nip)

21 Where do you buy condoms for a horse?

I hope they were practicing safe sex.

Sully!

Posted by: daleyrocks at November 30, 2006 07:49 PM (2Pm4W)

22 Enough with the snide remarks.

If you have a better way for the Sundance film festival to top last year's winner, Brokeback Mountain, I'd love to hear it.

Thought so.

Posted by: K the C at November 30, 2006 09:20 PM (A8vmD)

23 If you do not appreciate the beauty of this love story, and if you would forbid a man from making love to the partner of his choice, then you are a Christianist.

A gob-smackingly vile Christianist. I am filled with heart-ache at your gob-smackingly vile Christianism.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 30, 2006 09:28 PM (A8vmD)

24 Last year's winner was brokeback mountain and this year's winner is about a guy who ODs on ponycock? This is a joke, right?

Horse whisperer. Hmmm. Think ol rob might need a checkup.

Posted by: drolmorg at November 30, 2006 10:05 PM (QTvV8)

25 Nobody's going to link to the Iraqi guy humping a donkey? Well here it is, whether you want it or not.

Posted by: Scot at November 30, 2006 11:27 PM (kaxUx)

26 Rick Santorum, proven right, yet again.

(That should make some choice heads explode.)

Posted by: V the K at December 01, 2006 04:54 AM (PYXzc)

27 Movie with a horse boffing a mans exit ramp =
Sick Perverted Porn

DOCUMENTARY about a horse piercing a mans doody chute =
Art

Gotta have standards, you know?

Posted by: PHenry at December 01, 2006 07:34 AM (ZCbq9)

28 Dat Zoo pony, he got nothin' on me. When you castin' a real stud, mah agents in da book.

'Til den, you ain't got one o' dem sugah cubes, hab you?

Posted by: black beauty at December 01, 2006 08:00 AM (uSomN)

29 good lord.
not that it wasn't funny, but whoever that was...
jeez.
cough.

i detect the palsied, horsey-smelling hand of wickedpinto.

Posted by: jdubious at December 01, 2006 08:38 AM (6Hjp2)

30 THE HORSE WHISPERER i dont think the horses cared to listen to that idiot

Posted by: spurwing plover at December 01, 2006 07:35 PM (PAJqa)

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