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October 31, 2007

"Suicide Blonde" Model Attempts Suicide By Motor Vehicle Crash; Kills Three Innocent Bystanders
— Ace

Story runs with an obligatory cheesecake picture of her -- Not Quite Safe For Work, but probably worth being fired over.

Killed three people. Just killed them. Trying to kill herself.

I'm sure there's no way a model could have gotten her hands on a large quantity of prescription pills or anything.

Posted by: Ace at 11:33 AM | Comments (21)
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1 Hawt. Too bad for her.

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2007 11:37 AM (j2Tjh)

Hot and crazy. I'm aroused and using an assumed name.

Posted by: tobias, heartless exploiter of the troubled at October 31, 2007 11:39 AM (evdj2)

Hot and crazy. I'm aroused and using an assumed name.

As a

Posted by: tobias, heartless exploiter of the troubled at October 31, 2007 11:39 AM (evdj2)

4 posted twice for great justice

Posted by: tobias, heartless exploiter of the troubled at October 31, 2007 11:39 AM (evdj2)

5 as a bonus, follow the Ugly Betty link.

Posted by: tobias, heartless exploiter of the troubled at October 31, 2007 11:42 AM (evdj2)

Too bad they can't give her the death penalty, and let me fuck her to death.

Now there's a weird thought.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 31, 2007 11:45 AM (gzbD0)

Three IBers? I wonder if Pupster and Brewfan were missing.

Posted by: eddiebear at October 31, 2007 11:55 AM (wnU1W)

Wow, sexy and insanely depressed. That's the best kind.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at October 31, 2007 11:58 AM (Mai7c)

9 So Tricia Helfer killed three of the non-bloggers?

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at October 31, 2007 12:03 PM (1Ug6U)

10 I'd hit it...

Posted by: Don Imus at October 31, 2007 12:06 PM (OGECv)

11 What a terrible human being. She deserves the death penalty...or does she? How about life in prison? I actually think that more fitting given her original intent.

Posted by: Dr. Chopper at October 31, 2007 12:16 PM (xvIpv)

12 This has been all over the news in Chicago for the past two years. They said she was a model, but they never offered up the smokin hot proof.

Posted by: mesablue at October 31, 2007 12:21 PM (KCOdQ)

13 Couldn't she just fuck herself to death??? Normally don't believe in assisted suicide, buuuttt...

Posted by: Tater at October 31, 2007 12:43 PM (CAVPy)

Been covered alot in the local Chicago papers, surprized it never went national.

Posted by: Pablo Honey at October 31, 2007 12:50 PM (CkFXK)

15 What a sticky dilemma for society. Punish the offender, or pardon one of the beautiful elites?

It's times like these we must all ask ourselves, WWWPD* ?

_{*what would WickedPinto do?}

Posted by: krakatoa at October 31, 2007 02:59 PM (A+K2f)

16 For a trial that has "captivated America," how come none of us have ever heard of it? Or is this more proof that British papers are incapable of getting any story right?

Posted by: jmc at October 31, 2007 03:13 PM (td7uJ)

17 You couldn't kill yourself hitting a Civic with your Scwinn. Hot, Crazy and stupid. The tri-fecta of all my one night stand dreams. Doesn't say what she was driving. Of course AlGore would have us all carpooling in these tiny shitboxes of fireball deathtraps

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 31, 2007 04:08 PM (M13rF)

18 Some asshole tried to commit suicide in Boise by ramming a small car with his big truck.
Killed a mother and her 4 year-old daughter.
This was after he killed his wife, cut off her head and put it in the back of the truck.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at October 31, 2007 05:03 PM (NY5Ul)

19 Double tap her. She just a emo bone.

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21 not in the Senate most of the time. Let's just say he draws a paycheck from the Senate and leave it at that

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