January 17, 2007

Steven Seagal Movies: Now A Contest!
— AndrewR

I figure 100 comments in just over an hour merits it. Visit the previous Steven Seagal post, and then add your own ideas here.

I'll have the contest results...soon.

Posted by: AndrewR at 12:48 PM | Comments (790)
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1

Steven Seagal is...


Mounting Keith Olbermann


Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 12:50 PM (1oOYY)

2 Steven Seagal is... Straining the Girdle.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 17, 2007 12:51 PM (JKlMI)

3 Steven Segal is ... Telekinetic Atomic Fissionist

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 17, 2007 12:52 PM (h76y6)

4 Drat! That Matt Damon is using my PC again.

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:53 PM (h76y6)

5 it still sucks

Posted by: meatball at January 17, 2007 12:54 PM (i8nuF)

6 Steven Seagal is ... Minding His Manners

Steven Seagal is ... Eating for Two

Steven Seagal is ... Farming for Gold

Steven Seagal is ... Playing Pocket Pool

Steven Seagal is ... Straight But Curious

Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 12:54 PM (yJ5ul)

7 Steven Segal is ... Riding The Lightning
Steven Segal is ... Waxing The Dolphin

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:54 PM (TjqdC)

8 Okay, I'm bored. Unless we can relax the "three word title" rule, I'll have to bow out.

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 12:55 PM (UdJCa)

9 Steven Segal is ... Rightsizing His Fame

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:55 PM (TjqdC)

10 Steven Seagal is...Cheating At Shuffleboard

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:56 PM (GqxeF)

11 Okay, one more:

Steven Seagal is...Really Ace Incognito

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 12:56 PM (UdJCa)

12 Steven Segal is ... Against This Thread

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:56 PM (TjqdC)

13 Monty:

Relax all you want. I was planning a "more than three words" category anyway.

And yours are damn funny.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:57 PM (GqxeF)

14 Steven Segal has ... Left The Building

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:58 PM (TjqdC)

15 Steven Seagal is........Pinching a Loaf

Posted by: mesablue at January 17, 2007 12:58 PM (a8MXW)

16

Steven Seagal is...


Curing His Hemmorrhoids


Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 12:59 PM (UpPn7)

17 Steven Segal is....Getting Real Pissed

Steven Segal is....Breaking Some Bitches

Steven Segal is....Passing a Stone

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 12:59 PM (omkIU)

18 Steven Segal is... Entering the Contest.

Posted by: Steve S. at January 17, 2007 12:59 PM (H826O)

19 Durrr! Maybe I should read the previous post first.

At least we're on the same, sick wavelength.

Where's the delete key?

Posted by: mesablue at January 17, 2007 01:00 PM (a8MXW)

20 Steven Seagal is......Riding the Short Bus

Posted by: roc ingersol at January 17, 2007 01:00 PM (m2CN7)

21 Steven Segal eats... Like a Viking

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:01 PM (TjqdC)

22 Steven Segal is... Eating some flan.

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:01 PM (H826O)

23 Steven Segal ... Shouting in Technicolor

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:02 PM (TjqdC)

24 Steven Seagal is..........Licking the Windows

Posted by: mesablue at January 17, 2007 01:02 PM (a8MXW)

25 Steven Segal is... Dyeing his Hair.

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (H826O)

26 Steven Seagal is...Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Money In His Hand
Steven Seagal is...Getting A Grill For His Teefs
Steven Seagal is...Trying On A Dress and Thinking, Is It Me?
Steven Seagal is...A Secret Fan Of The Dukes of Hazzard

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (UdJCa)

27 Whoever came up with "On the Rag" in the last thread... totally deserves their own cable show.

Posted by: p. thadz at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (BBv3C)

28 Steven Segal is ... Praying To Porcelain

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (TjqdC)

29 Steven Segal is....Sharing His Feelings

Steven Segal is....Passing the Potatoes

Steven Segal is....The Hopscotch King

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (omkIU)

30 Steven Seagal is ... Your American Idol

Breaks the "rules" a little, but isn't that what Steven Seagal is all about - breaking the rules.

Steven Seagal is .... A Shoulder To Cry On

Posted by: Wardrobe Door at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (hCUhy)

31 Steven Segal is......Fisting for Dollars


Posted by: MadAdman at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (rIJ9q)

32 Steven Seagal is........Smelling my Farts

Posted by: truman capote at January 17, 2007 01:04 PM (a8MXW)

33 Steven Segal in... Squinting makes you ninjaesque.

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:04 PM (H826O)

34 Steven Seagal is...Putting Whistles on His Car And The Whistles Go WOOOOO!

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 01:04 PM (UdJCa)

35 Steven Seagal is... Not Chuck Norris

Steven Seagal is... Hiding The Gerbil

Steven Seagal is... Shocking The Monkey

Steven Seagal is... Johnny Rotten's Abortion


Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2007 01:06 PM (WIOB1)

36 Steven Seagal is.....Shaving my Pooter

Posted by: Britney & the Ewok Hobos at January 17, 2007 01:06 PM (a8MXW)

37 Steven Segal is...Voting for Kucinich

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:07 PM (omkIU)

38 Steven Seagal is... Porky Le Bang-Bang

Posted by: Paulitics at January 17, 2007 01:07 PM (47+Ys)

39 Steven Segal in....A Motherfucking Phonebooth

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:08 PM (TjqdC)

40 Steven Segal is...like, way, way totally smarter than me

Posted by: Paris Hilton at January 17, 2007 01:08 PM (omkIU)

41 Steven Seagal is...Really Named Fauntleroy Etienne Rochambeau

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 01:09 PM (UdJCa)

42 Steven Segal is...Stepping on My Toe

Posted by: Man Screaming in Pain at January 17, 2007 01:09 PM (omkIU)

43 Steven Seagal is ... Having Jungle Fever

Steven Seagal is ... Toiling in Obscurity

Steven Seagal is ... Having Fries With That

Steven Seagal is ... So Past His 15 Minutes

Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 01:10 PM (yJ5ul)

44 Steven Seagal is...Rolling Wisdom Check

Steven Seagal is...Coding in FORTRAN

Steven Seagal is...Hugging a Kitten

Steven Seagal is...Mugging the Punter

Steven Seagal is...Rather Calm Lately

Posted by: some guy at January 17, 2007 01:10 PM (e5r8o)

45 Dancing with Hams.

Posted by: Geo11 at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (+k0u5)

46 Steven Segal is...My Best Customer

Posted by: $5 Disgusting Fat Crack Whore at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (omkIU)

47 Steven Seagal is....pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove."

Posted by: World B. Free at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (21mXb)

48 Steven Seagal has...Sand in his Vagina

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (TjqdC)

49 Steven Seagal is.....Munching on Frito's

Posted by: MadAdman at January 17, 2007 01:12 PM (rIJ9q)

50 Steven Seagal is ... Not Very Good


Sorta like this hapless entry. Honestly, I like Adopting a Kitten the best. I could actualy almost *watch* that movie -- it couldn't be worse than Kindergarden Cop.

Posted by: fretless at January 17, 2007 01:12 PM (twzGk)

51 Steven Segal is...Why I Quit

Posted by: Acting Coach at January 17, 2007 01:12 PM (omkIU)

52 Steven Seagal is.. Mrs. Perez Hilton

Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2007 01:12 PM (WIOB1)

53 Steven Segal is ... Wearing Orthopaedic Shoes
Steven Segal is ... Master of Mahjong
Steven Segal is ... Skeptical of ATMs
Steven Segal has ... Tennis Ball Walkertreads

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:13 PM (JefgB)

54 Steven Seagal is...Draining His Lizard.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 01:13 PM (ANkPG)

55 Steven Seagal is...A Direct Male-Line Descendant of Piltdown Man

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 01:13 PM (UdJCa)

56 Steven Seagal is...Soiling His Underwear.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 01:15 PM (ANkPG)

57 Steven Segal is...Killing White People

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:15 PM (TjqdC)

58 Steven Seagal is.....Smokin'  Some Crack

Posted by: MadAdman at January 17, 2007 01:15 PM (rIJ9q)

59 Steven Segal is...Calling His BFF

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:16 PM (omkIU)

60 Steven Segal is.....Fighting the Sun
Steven Segal is.....Stark Raving Mad
Steven Segal is.....Chuck Norris' Bitch

Though, I can't see Steven Segal's name anymore without thinking of this (NWSF).

Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 17, 2007 01:17 PM (VvXII)

61 Steven Seagal is...Confused By Bach's Counterpoint

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (GqxeF)

62 Steven Segal is...Bogarting the Pipe!!!

Posted by: Stoner at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (omkIU)

63 Steven Seagal is ... Waiting for Godot

Steven Seagal is ... Driving Miss Daisy

Steven Seagal is ... Making Number Two

Steven Seagal is ... In Time Out

Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (yJ5ul)

64 Steven Seagal is... The Ponytail Identity

Steven Seagal is ... Against All Ponytails

Steven Seagal is ... Fistfull Of Ponytails

Steven Seagal is ... Ponytail Of Desire

Steven Seagal is ... Paths Of Ponytails

Steven Seagal is ... The Ponytail Mutiny

Steven Seagal is ... Full Metal Ponytail

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (tVbxd)

65 Steven Seagal is...Not full Yet

Steven Seagal is...Back For Thirds

Steven Seagal is...Thinkin' About Pie

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (2t5w5)

66 Steven Seagal is... Waiting to Exhale

Posted by: ErikW at January 17, 2007 01:19 PM (uArsH)

67 Steven Seagal is .... making bad movies.

Posted by: RoyalOak at January 17, 2007 01:20 PM (OkS8l)

68 Steven Seagal is ... Full Metal Ponytail

Oh I am dying

Illtempered Cur gets his own category. Hot damn, that is so friggin funny

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 01:20 PM (2t5w5)

69

Steven Seagal is... Riding Miss Daisy


Posted by: Paulitics at January 17, 2007 01:20 PM (47+Ys)

70 Steven Seagal in ...CILL My Landlord

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:20 PM (TjqdC)

71 --

Steven Seagal is ... Under Siege, Again

Steven Seagal is ... Easier to Kill

Steven Seagal is ... Below Sacred Ground

--

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 17, 2007 01:21 PM (dTi2n)

72 Steven Segal is ... Licking Green Stamps

Steven Segal is ... Pirating Pay Cable

Steven Segal is ... Sniffing Gas Tanks

Steven Segal is ... Stroking His Mullet

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:23 PM (JefgB)

73 Steven Seagal is...Slower These Days

Steven Seagal is...Wearing A Girdle

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 01:23 PM (2t5w5)

74 Steven Segal is...Looking Before Crossing

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:23 PM (omkIU)

75 Steven Seagal is ... Annoying the Paparazzi

Steven Seagal is ... Doing the Macarena

Steven Seagal is ... Walter "Radar" O' Reilly


Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 01:24 PM (yJ5ul)

76 slower these days

Brilliant.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:25 PM (GqxeF)

77 Steven Seagal is........reading Nietsche again

Steven Seagal is........making up movietitles

Steven Seagal is.........actually a Thetan

Steven Seagal is.........Rosie's half-brother

Steven Seagal is.........experiencing CIA-agent envy

Posted by: Drago at January 17, 2007 01:26 PM (n9pE2)

78 Steven Seagal is...Watching Scotty Grow

Steven Seagal is...Having My Baby

Steven Seagal is...Fixing A Hole

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 01:26 PM (ANkPG)

79 Steven Segal is...Almost Fully Incontinent

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:29 PM (omkIU)

80 Steven Seagal is...Battling Leukemia

Steven Seagal is...Fighting Depression

Steven Seagal is...Squinting at Me

Steven Seagal is...Turning Japanese

Steven Seagal is...The Puffiest SEAL in the Navy!

Posted by: PaleoMedic at January 17, 2007 01:30 PM (xirX/)

81 Steven Segal is "Searching for Waldo"
"The Biggest Loser"
"The Family Guy"
"Covering for Elvis"
"The English Patient"

Posted by: Chief White Bear at January 17, 2007 01:30 PM (i1xel)

82 Steven Seagal is....Eligible for Medicare

Posted by: MadAdman at January 17, 2007 01:31 PM (rIJ9q)

83 Alright morons, put the new ones in the new thread. Don't make me look stupid by ignoring it.

I wish we would have all seen this earlier so we could have ignored this thread.


One of the best so far:

Steven Seagal is...Hard to Fill

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:33 PM (omkIU)

84

Steven Seagal is...Puzzled by Fractions


Posted by: Woodwind Knitting at January 17, 2007 01:34 PM (41Dd+)

85 Steven Seagal is...Water Intoxicated

Steven Seagal is...High on Listerine

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:35 PM (TjqdC)

86 Steven Segal in...I am Spartacus
Steven Segal in....A Wal-mart Greeter
Steven Segal is....Lord of War
Steven Segal is.... Breaking Mountains Backs
Steven Segal in....The Ponytail Effect
Steven Segal is....The Amityville Horror
Steven Segal is... E.T. the Extraterrestrial
Steven Segal in...She's the Man
Steven Segal is...Seabiscuit

Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 17, 2007 01:35 PM (VvXII)

87
Steven Seagal is ... Super Sizing It.

Steven Seagal is ... Eating Mr. Goodbar

Steven Seagal is ... Eyeing Your Plate

Steven Seagal is ... Furrowing his Brow

Steven Seagal is ... Working on It*

*(SNL "Middle Aged Man" reference)



Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 17, 2007 01:37 PM (vhP5O)

88 Steven Seagal is . . . Fresh as a Daisy

Steven Seagal is . . . Long on Talk

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:37 PM (wTVTX)

89 Steven Seagal is...Living Out Loud

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 17, 2007 01:38 PM (w0dpL)

90 Steven Seagal is ... Greeting At Wal-Mart

Steven Seagal is ... Hard To Lasso

Steven Seagal is ... Showing His Titties

Steven Seagal is ... Picking Navel Lint

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:38 PM (JefgB)

91 Steven Seagal is - Void where Prohibited

Steven Seagal is - Running with Scissors

Steven Seagal is - Eating Paint Chips

Steven Seagal is - Wants to Cry

Steven Seagal is - Licking Dirty Squeakholes

Steven Seagal is - Fucking Up Hobos

Steven Seagal is - Into Gay Porn

Posted by: theBman at January 17, 2007 01:38 PM (/vN7m)

92 Steven Segal is "Dahlying the Llama"

Posted by: Steve #2 at January 17, 2007 01:38 PM (uIMqK)

93 Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead

Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead

Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead

Posted by: adamthemad at January 17, 2007 01:40 PM (NFdFN)

94 Steven Seagal is ... Hooked On Phonics

damn, this is way too much fun. I gotta get back to work....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2007 01:40 PM (tVbxd)

95 Steven Seagal is...Uncle Salty

Steven Seagal is...Pushin' Up Daisies

Steven Seagal is...Unable to Sit

Steven Seagal is...Some Kind of Wonderful

Posted by: PaleoMedic at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (xirX/)

96 Steven Seagal is ... "fart"

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (SS68n)

97 HEAD ON!

Niiiiice.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (JefgB)

98 Steven Seagal is ..... fully inflated

Steven Seagal is ..... Sinking the Bismarck

Steven Seagal is ..... thinking about lunch

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (pzen5)

99 Steven Segal is:
Just. Too. Late.

Posted by: The Bishop at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (d6bNm)

100 Steven Segal is...Not getting shirts

Posted by: Paul Anka at January 17, 2007 01:42 PM (d6bNm)

101 Steven Seagal's ... Moustache Smells of Testes

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:43 PM (JefgB)

102 Steven Seagal is... interested in hosting a gameshow.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (SS68n)

103 Steven Seagal is fatter than me

Posted by: Al Gore at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (wnU1W)

104 Steven segal is...
Taking a dump
Dumping a take
Thumping a Drake
(Oh, that last one should be on IB, sorry)

Posted by: Tom M at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (d6bNm)

105 Gumming glazed donuts.

Drinking a steak

Harpooning Al Franken

Posted by: Frankenberry at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (RhGv7)

106 Steven Seagal Slices like a f'n hammer

Steven Seagal is living the AoS Lifestyle

Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 01:45 PM (wnU1W)

107 Steven Seagal is... afraid of brown people, too.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:45 PM (SS68n)

108 Steven Seagal is trying to win a Wii

Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 01:46 PM (wnU1W)

109 Steven Seagal is...out shopping for shoes.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:46 PM (SS68n)

110 Steven Seagal is home for the weekend

Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 01:47 PM (wnU1W)

111

Steven Seagal is...


Banging Simon Cowell


Posted by: Barry in CO at January 17, 2007 01:47 PM (kKjaJ)

112 Steven Seagal is...Pricing Adult Diapers

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:47 PM (GqxeF)

113 Has this one been used?

Steven Segal is "fake but accurate"

Posted by: steve #2 at January 17, 2007 01:47 PM (uIMqK)

114 Steven Seagal is the newest Innocent Bystander

Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 01:48 PM (wnU1W)

115 Steven Seagal is...who you make fun of when there is nothing else to do.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:48 PM (SS68n)

116 Steven Seagal is...Renting To Own

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:48 PM (GqxeF)

117 Steven Seagal is ... Suing all of you for Libel.

Seriously. You'll be hearing from my lawyers. I'll own this blog when this is over.

Posted by: Steven Seagal at January 17, 2007 01:48 PM (PgNVv)

118 Steven Segal is...bending over backwards
Steven Segal is...crawling from wreckage
Steven Segal is...cursed in love
Steven Segal is...bending like Becham
Steven Segal is...Frying a turkey
Steven Segal is...blowing his lines

Posted by: Tom M at January 17, 2007 01:49 PM (d6bNm)

119 Steven Segal is...

Smacking Kelly LeBrock

Posted by: Harkonnendog at January 17, 2007 01:49 PM (Hx3DM)

120
Steven Seagal is ... Masturbating to Wierd Science

Steven Seagal is ... Checking the Classifieds

Steven Seagal is ... Chewing his Cud

Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 17, 2007 01:49 PM (vhP5O)

121 Steven Seagal is ... On The Mainstage (Cheyenne is on the side stage, and Skylar is in the Cage. Remember Gents, here at the Pink Pony, we have a Touch-N-Go Policy---you touch, you go...tip your waitresses)

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:51 PM (JefgB)

122 My lawyers tell me it has to be three words, so:

Steven Seagal is ... Suing for Libel.

Posted by: Steven Seagal at January 17, 2007 01:51 PM (PgNVv)

123 Steven Seagal is...Whoring for Bloghits

Steven Seagal is...Ignoring his LDL

Steven Seagal is...Sofa-diving for Change

Steven Seagal is...In Bad Taste

Steven Seagal is...Winning this Contest!

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist at January 17, 2007 01:52 PM (k/o2X)

124 Steven Seagal is...Lighting the Bat-Signal!

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist at January 17, 2007 01:55 PM (k/o2X)

125 Steven Seagal is...Not Above Dinner Theater

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:57 PM (GqxeF)

126 Steven Seagal is ... The Round Mound of Acting Reknown.

Posted by: Reagan Youth at January 17, 2007 02:01 PM (PgNVv)

127 Steven Seagal is ... Brokeback Mountain-Climber

Posted by: ACB at January 17, 2007 02:01 PM (peDLQ)

128 Steven Seagal is ... wearing his hairnet.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 02:04 PM (SS68n)

129 Steven Seagal is ... not amused.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 02:04 PM (SS68n)

130 Steven Seagal is....Remembering the Alamo

Ok, that's my one. Gotta save what's left for actual funny stuff.

Posted by: TheSev at January 17, 2007 02:04 PM (JkjS2)

131 Steven Seagal is...unable to maintain an erection for more than 5 seconds.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 02:07 PM (SS68n)

132 Steven Segal is... Way past due

Steven Segal is... Fond of lemurs

Steven Segal is... Out of quarters

Steven Segal is... Disguised as Bono

Steven Segal is... Ribbed for pleasure

Steven Segal is... Lurking in restrooms

Steven Segal is... Frightening the children

Steven Segal is... Gene Lebell's Bitch

Posted by: Achmed at January 17, 2007 02:11 PM (j4t+e)

133 Steven Seagal is.... The Godfather of Blues

Posted by: carl carlson at January 17, 2007 02:15 PM (YaGFS)

134 Steven Seagal is Funky Cold Medina

Steven Seagal isA CTU Mole

Steven Seagal is My Left Foot

Posted by: Vinnie at January 17, 2007 02:19 PM (fdAim)

135 Steven Seagal is.... Gaylooking In Indianblanketcoats

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 17, 2007 02:21 PM (x0jT7)

136 Steven Segal is...GETTING FUCKIN' PISSED!!

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:22 PM (omkIU)

137 Steven Segal is...Only 5'5"

Posted by: Rocketeer at January 17, 2007 02:23 PM (GFaLW)

138 Steven Seagal is ... Spurwing Plover's Lovechild

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 17, 2007 02:27 PM (dTi2n)

139 Steven Seagal is.... Getting Guys Shirts.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at January 17, 2007 02:27 PM (/zHrd)

140 Steven Segal is....."Who the fuck cares? Does anyone know where to go on the internet for something friggin original."

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 17, 2007 02:28 PM (KeOQp)

141 the ponytail ones based on real movie names are still killing me.

Steven Seagal is...Ponytail On The River Kwai

Steven Seagal is...The Ponytail Whisperer

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 02:29 PM (DbybK)

142 Kasper Hauser is...Segal's Defensive Lovetoy

Posted by: Rocketeer at January 17, 2007 02:30 PM (GFaLW)

143 Steven Segal is...Ready to Cuddle

Steven Segal is...Flossing Twice Daily

Steven Segal is...Praying for a Cure

Steven Segal is...Really Big Boned

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:31 PM (omkIU)

144 Phantom of the Ponytail?
The Other Bluesbrother?

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 17, 2007 02:32 PM (x0jT7)

145 Steven Segal is...Wookin' Pa Nub

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:36 PM (omkIU)

146 Steven Seagal is...Covered with Paste

Steven Seagal is...Touching His Kids

Steven Seagal is...Showing His Elevens

Steven Seagal is...Fucking Up Santa

Steven Seagal is...Touching the Void

Steven Seagal is...Stroking My Taint

Steven Seagal is...Open For Business

Steven Seagal is...Sick With Disease

Steven Seagal is...Covered With Sores

Steven Seagal is...an Inconvenient Truth

Steven Seagal is...Just Like Paradise

Steven Seagal is...A Buck Fiddy

Steven Seagal is...Out of Lube

Steven Seagal is...Forming an Exploratory Committie

Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2007 02:37 PM (q177U)

147 Steven Seagal is...Dating My Nana

Steven Seagal is...Sniffing Kelly's Old Pillow

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 02:37 PM (DbybK)

148 Steven Seagal is ..... playing pocket pool
..... a fucking tool
..... a tadbit gay
..... a little rotund

Posted by: mastour at January 17, 2007 02:38 PM (Btieu)

149 Steven Segal is...Full Time Fluffer

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:42 PM (omkIU)

150 Steven Seagal is...Sewing A Quilt

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 02:45 PM (GqxeF)

151 Steven Segal is... Double Plus Ungood

Steven Segal is... Wearing Gold Diapers

Steven Segal is... Marking his territory

Steven Segal is... My Baby's Mamma

Steven Segal is... One Third Zulu

Steven Segal is... Lee Harvey Oswald

Steven Segal is... Free With Purchase

Steven Segal is... Not experiencing outbreaks

Steven Segal is... Completely self lubricating

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 02:47 PM (j4t+e)

152 The 7:47 post is mine. Must use preview...

Posted by: Achmed at January 17, 2007 02:48 PM (j4t+e)

153 Just for you laura... from my past Netflix rentals.

Day of the Ponytail

Bring Me The Ponytail Of Alfredo Garcia

Empire of the Ponytail

Invasion of the Ponytails

Three Days of the Ponytail

A Very Long Ponytail

The Ponytail's Tale

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2007 02:53 PM (tVbxd)

154 Steven Segal is...All Out of Love

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:56 PM (omkIU)

155 Steven Segal is...Pimpin' My Ride

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:57 PM (omkIU)

156 Steven Segal is... A Grim Milestone

Posted by: Achmed at January 17, 2007 02:58 PM (j4t+e)

157 Steven Segal is...Black Belt Trouserpilot

Posted by: Bugler at January 17, 2007 03:03 PM (oKQob)

158 Steven Segal is...Staying the Course

Steven Segal is...Stealing the Election

Steven Segal is...Killing for Oil

Steven Segal is...Hating Black People

Steven Segal is...An Untreated Alcoholic

Steven Segal is...the Worst President Ever

Posted by: stupid typical fucking moonbat at January 17, 2007 03:07 PM (omkIU)

159 Steven Segal is...Sick of This Shit


Me too!

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 03:10 PM (omkIU)

160 Steven Seagal is...

Marked for Re-entry

The Dinner Man

On Deadly Narcotics

Above USDA Guidelines

About to Brood

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 17, 2007 03:13 PM (aIaFS)

161 Stephen Seagal is... AndrewR's Secret Love!

Posted by: krakatoa at January 17, 2007 03:14 PM (lhHq3)

162 Steven Seagal is ... Channeling Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2007 03:15 PM (PgNVv)

163 Steven Seagal is...Packed With Flavor

Steven Seagal is...Popping and Locking

Steven Seagal is...Shaving His Bush

Steven Seagal is...Trying the Wine

Steven Seagal is...Weezing the Frosty

Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2007 03:16 PM (q177U)

164

Steven Segal is..A Fucking Retard


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 03:16 PM (RJDcF)

165 Steven Seagal is...Unable To See His Genitals

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 03:25 PM (DbybK)

166 Steven Seagal is... The Chuckwagon Ponytail

Steven Seagal is... Chunking up faster than John Travolta but not as fast as Vince Vaughn.

Posted by: burnitup at January 17, 2007 03:29 PM (aBbr6)

167 Steven Seagal is... wanting Rick Astley

Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 03:29 PM (1oOYY)

168 Steven Segal is...Goin' Back to Cali

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 03:35 PM (omkIU)

169 Some people play Hard to Get.

Steven Segal is...Hard to Like

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 03:38 PM (omkIU)

170 Steven Seagal ... Is.

Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 03:47 PM (2YSe9)

171 Steven Seagal is...A NEW FATHER

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 03:53 PM (omkIU)

172 I reeeelly, reeely like the ones based on real movie titles.

Steven Seagal in...Things To Do In Denver When You're Morbidly Obese

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 03:58 PM (DbybK)

173 Steven Seagal is ... Staring in Panda Porn.

Posted by: The Reagan Youth at January 17, 2007 03:58 PM (PgNVv)

174 Steven Seagal is... Fucking a Hobo

Posted by: dorkafork at January 17, 2007 03:59 PM (ksDNy)

175 I have no idea what I'm doing.

Posted by: Steven Seagal at January 17, 2007 04:05 PM (hNyWr)

176 Steven Seagal is...Romancing The Night Waitress At Hardee's

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 04:06 PM (GqxeF)

177 Steven Seagal in ... Legends of his Mind

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 17, 2007 04:06 PM (K4lJ9)

178 Steven Seagal is...Romancing The Night Waitress At Hardee's

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 04:06 PM (GqxeF)

179 Steven Seagal is...Having his prostate checked frequently by Dolph Lundgren.

Posted by: RighTurn at January 17, 2007 04:07 PM (ojH/g)

180 Steven Seagal is...Out Of Salsa

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 04:11 PM (GqxeF)

181 Steven Seagal in...I Know What You Ate Last Summer

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:15 PM (DbybK)

182 Steven Seagal is in.... such a pickle!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 04:17 PM (hNyWr)

183 Steven Segal is... Gleaming the Cube

Posted by: Achmed at January 17, 2007 04:19 PM (j4t+e)

184 Steven Segal is...The Donut Snatcher

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:19 PM (DbybK)

185 Steven Seagal is...Eating Arizona

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:20 PM (omkIU)

186 Steven Segal is...An American Weebul In London

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:20 PM (DbybK)

187 Steven Seagal is... Hooked On Phonics.

Posted by: BC at January 17, 2007 04:21 PM (CUvbZ)

188 Steven Seagal in....Like Water for Fudge

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:21 PM (omkIU)

189 Steven Seagal is...Lord of the Ring-Dings

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:22 PM (omkIU)

190 I'm on a classic horror movie tear:

Steven Seagal in...Diary of a Fatman

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:22 PM (DbybK)

191 Steven Seagal is... Born To Dance.
Steven Seagal is... Holding His Wee.
Steven Seagal is... Not Wearing Pants.
Steven Seagal is... Such a Bitch.
Steven Seagal is... Funky Cold Medina.

Posted by: dorkafork at January 17, 2007 04:23 PM (ksDNy)

192 Steven Seagal in... The Fall Of The House Of Pancakes

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:23 PM (DbybK)

193 Steven Seagal in... The Fry

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:24 PM (DbybK)

194 Steven Seagal in...Raiders of the Full Fridge

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:24 PM (omkIU)

195 Steven Seagal in...The Little Shop Of Blintzes

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:26 PM (DbybK)

196 Steven Seagal in...The Pizzaman Always Rings Twice

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:26 PM (omkIU)

197 Steven Seagal in...Night Of The Amazingly Delicious Dead

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:27 PM (DbybK)

198 Steven Seagal in...Polterblintz

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:28 PM (DbybK)

199 Steven Seagal is... Silent But Deadly.

Posted by: dorkafork at January 17, 2007 04:28 PM (ksDNy)

200 Steven Seagal in...The Waffle House Rules

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:32 PM (omkIU)

201 Oh man, I am trying to find one for 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea and failing horribly.

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:34 PM (DbybK)

202 Steven Seagal is buying Ace's Vodka.

Steven Seagal is completely trashed.

Steven Seagal is hating this blog!

Steven Seagal is Drinking our booze!

Steven Seagal is dead on arrival!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2007 04:34 PM (rpSu5)

203 steven seagal is......romancing the bone
waiting for a bus
wishing he was chuck norris
lighting some incense
rollin' with the homies


Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 04:38 PM (dPaXU)

204 Steven Seagal in...Close Encounters Of The...

I'm tapped.
But that was so much fun.

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:38 PM (DbybK)

205 Steven Seagal is...Hogging The Hors d'Ouerves.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 04:38 PM (GqxeF)

206 steven seagal is a horse with no name.........

Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 04:40 PM (dPaXU)

207 Steven Seagal is...The Fat Lebowski

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:40 PM (omkIU)

208 Steven Seagal in...Close Encounters Of The Third Helping

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:42 PM (omkIU)

209 Steven Seagal in...Pie

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:44 PM (omkIU)

210 Steven Seagal is Fat As Hell

Steven Seagal is Men In Fat

Steven Seagal is Hard To Feed

Steven Seagal is Under Siege, Overweight...

Steven Seagal is Fattest Man Standing...

Steven Seagal is Ryan Seacrest's "Friend"...

Steven Seagal/DMX in Lord of the Bling

Steven Seagal is One Sad Bastard...

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 04:47 PM (Bc/Cr)

211 Steven Seagal is ... Donnie Fats Co.

Steven Seagal is ... Saving Ryan's Steakhouse

Steven Seagal is ... Forrest Rump

Steven Seagal is ... Under Pants: Evolution

I got nothin'

Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 04:53 PM (2YSe9)

212 Steven Seagal is Brokeback Luncheon

Steven Seagal is a Gay Stunt Double

Steven Seagal is Back For Seconds

Steven Seagal is Terminator 4: Buffet

Steven Seagal is Chuck Norris's Lovechild

Steven Seagal is The Titanic. really

Steven Seagal is The Not Slimmer Man

Steven Seagal is Calling Jenny Craig

























Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 04:56 PM (Bc/Cr)

213 Steven Seagal is...Fat Man Walking

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:57 PM (omkIU)

214 Steven Segal is Chop-socki lardass

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 04:58 PM (Bc/Cr)

215 Steven Seagal is Plus Sized Ninja

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 04:59 PM (Bc/Cr)

216 Steven Seagal in...Crouching Donut, Hidden Twinkie

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:02 PM (omkIU)

217 Is this dumb-ass thread still going? Neat! Let me get some more in:

Steven Seagal in...Your Mother Is A Shitty Lay
Steven Seagal in...The VD Clinic Called, And The News Isn't Good
Steven Seagal in...Piddler On The Roof
Steven Seagal in...Kung Fu, Mon Amour
Steven Seagal in...Thomas Jefferson: The Monologues

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:03 PM (7Iqke)

218 Steven Seagal in...Saving Frying Bacon
Steven Seagal in...A Fridge Too Far
Steven Seagal in...Assless Chaps: A Love Story

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:05 PM (7Iqke)

219 Steven Seagal in...Crouching Donut, Hidden Twinkie

BWAAA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!
ohdearlordthatis funnyRosetta

OK, on to love stories:

Steven Seagal in...An Eclair To Remember

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 05:07 PM (DbybK)

220 Steven Seagal is Sanitized for Your Protection

Steven Seagal is in Lucky Number Four-Fifty...

Steven Seagal is  The Wizard of Lard

Steven Segal is Ben Hernia...

Steven Seagal is Under Siege: radical prostatectomy

Steven Seagal in the Gumbo Kings

Steven Seagal is in RoadHouse 3: The Waffle House

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:07 PM (Bc/Cr)

221 Steven Seagal in...We Are Taters, And Our Love Is Like Gravy

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:07 PM (7Iqke)

222 Steven Seagal in...Love is a Many-Splendored Blintz

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:09 PM (DbybK)

223 Steven Seagal in...To Pudding, With Love

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:11 PM (DbybK)

224 Steven Seagal is ... No Longer a Planet

Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:11 PM (Xj2Ev)

225 Steven Seagal in.... Bad Day at Fat Rock

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:12 PM (omkIU)

226 I doubt anybody can top Monty's a fridge too far

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:13 PM (9ULFg)

227

Steven Seagal is ... The Quiet Man


sorry Duke.


Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:13 PM (Xj2Ev)

228 Steven Seagal in...Little Trouble In Big Rosie
Steven Seagal in...Last Tango In Keokuk, Iowa
Steven Seagal in...Your Colostomy, My Prostate

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:14 PM (7Iqke)

229 Nobody got the easy and boring one:

Steven Seagal just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:14 PM (9ULFg)

230 Steven Seagal in...The Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Club

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:15 PM (omkIU)

231
Steven Seagal in...Silence of the Hams

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:15 PM (9ULFg)

232 Tushar:

I have to disclaim the "Fridge too far" thing. Rodney Dangerfield did it in Back To School. Gotta bow before the master.

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:16 PM (7Iqke)

233 Steven Seagal is  Breakfast Lunch and Dinner with a snack At Tiffany's

Steven Seagal is The Ten Fat Manments...

Steven Segal is in Enemy At The Plates

Steven Seagal is  The Bread Pool...

Steven Segal is in Dances with Matzah

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:16 PM (Bc/Cr)

234
Steven Seagal in... Chop, slop and two smoking bacons.

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:16 PM (9ULFg)

235

Silence of the Hams


Yeah, they're quiet now.  Good one Tushar!


Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:18 PM (Xj2Ev)

236 Steven Seagal in...Dial M for Mozzarella

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:20 PM (omkIU)

237 Steven Seagal is ... The Blob

Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:20 PM (Xj2Ev)

238 Steven Seagal in a movie classic...

Super Size Me!

Steven Seagal is Fat as Hell and He's not gonna take it anymore...unless it comes with fries...

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:21 PM (Bc/Cr)

239
Steven Seagal in... American Pie 1, 2 and 3.

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:21 PM (9ULFg)

240 Steven Seagal is Lardzilla

Steven Seagal is in the Texas Toast Massacre

Steven Seagal in Night of the Living Bread

Steven Seagal is The Simmer Man

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:24 PM (Bc/Cr)

241
Steven Seagal stars in a sequel to se7en.
It is simply called ate.

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:24 PM (9ULFg)

242

Steven Segal is...Hanes Inspector 12


Steven Segal is..Wiping His Ass


Steven Segal is...Listening To http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs5f2HPuNQI


 


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 05:24 PM (RJDcF)

243 Steven Seagal is ... ... who, now?

Posted by: Claire at January 17, 2007 05:24 PM (l1oyw)

244 Steven Seagal in...The Unbearable Lightness Of Whipped Cream

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:27 PM (DbybK)

245 Steven Seagal "They Call Me Mister Pibb"

Steven Seagal in To Sir, With A Side Order of Bacon
 
Steven Seagal in Walking Fat

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:27 PM (Bc/Cr)

246 Steven Seagal is...Gunga Dinner

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:29 PM (omkIU)

247

Steven Seagal is ... Dave in Texas


Steven Seagal is ... Below The Radar


Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:30 PM (Xj2Ev)

248 Steven Seagal is...Malcolm XXL

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:30 PM (omkIU)

249 Steven Seagal in...Hard To Spill: The Sippy-Cup Conundrum

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:33 PM (7Iqke)

250 Me, Myself and Pralines.

Posted by: Geo11 at January 17, 2007 05:33 PM (+k0u5)

251 You guys are killing me. Can't stop, and can't stop giggling.

OK, now there are the unadultered titles:

Steven Seagal in...Grease

Steven Seagal in...Body Heat

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:33 PM (DbybK)

252

Steven Segal is...Applying For Medicare


Steven Segal is...A Flaming Homosexual


Steven Segal is...H.R. Puffinstuff


 


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 05:34 PM (RJDcF)

253 Steven Seagal in...Sex, Lies and Turducken

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:35 PM (omkIU)

254 Steven Seagal in My Dinner, Dessert and Coffee with Andre

Steven Seagal in Independence Day, Barbeque

Steven Seagal in the Gum that won the west

Steven seagal in Burrito Libre

Steven Seagal in Grill Bill, Vol. 1.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:35 PM (Bc/Cr)

255

Steven Seagal in ... The Hungry Man


Steven Seagal in ... I Crapped My Pants:  The Movie


Steven Seagal in ... Fatzilla Eats Tokyo


Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:35 PM (Xj2Ev)

256 Steven Seagal is:

Licking Himself Like a Beast

Posted by: drolmorg at January 17, 2007 05:35 PM (fSYy0)

257 Steven Seagal in the Linguini Monologues

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:37 PM (Bc/Cr)

258 Steven Seagal in...Star Trek II: The Wrath of Flan

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:38 PM (omkIU)

259 Steven Seagal is...Johnathan Livingston Seagull

Posted by: franksalterego at January 17, 2007 05:39 PM (OCwJd)

260 Steven Seagal is...Desperately Seeking Gastric Bypass

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:41 PM (omkIU)

261 Steven Seagal in ... The Longest Meal

Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:42 PM (Xj2Ev)

262 I honestly have to stop this.

If I have dreams about Steven Seagal tonight I'm going to be pissed.

Andrew, please...when does it stop???



Steven Seagal is...Giant

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:44 PM (omkIU)

263 Steven Seagal in Desperately Seeking Rolaids



Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:44 PM (Bc/Cr)

264 Steven Seagal in...Dial M for Mozzarella
Steven Seagal in...Sex, Lies and Turducken

You owe me new underpants!

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:46 PM (DbybK)

265 Steven Seagal in...It's a Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat World

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:47 PM (omkIU)

266 You owe me new underpants!

Again?

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:49 PM (omkIU)

267 Steven Seagal is ... "Bob Dole's Erection".

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 05:49 PM (njLsB)

268 Steven Seagal in...Tortellini! Tortellini! Tortellini!
Steven Seagal in...Eating Raoul...and Oscar, and Osvaldo, and Bartolo.

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:50 PM (7Iqke)

269 Drudge is reporting that a chef has fried some meatballs in his own fat (liposuction byproduct)

Steven Seagal is....breaking his chair.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 05:50 PM (FWrFx)

270

Steven Seagal is .... <i>the Mighty Quinn</i>M


Steven Seagall is ....<i>Under the Polar Ice Cap</i>


Steven Seagall is .... <i>Biodiesel Willie Powered</i


Steven Seagal is .... <i>not afraid of bird influenza</i>


Steven Seagal is .... <i>the wind beneath my wings</i>


Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 05:50 PM (hNyWr)

271 Steven Segal is... Thinking About Botox!

Steven Segal in... Soup AND Salad!

Posted by: Ray Midge at January 17, 2007 05:51 PM (rH3Ei)

272 Steven Seagal in...Bob & Carol & Ted & Fois Gras

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:52 PM (omkIU)

273 when does it stop???

Never. I'm laughing too hard.



Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 05:53 PM (GqxeF)

274

Steven Segal is...Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!


Steven Segal is...Tora! Tora! Tora!


Steven Segal can...Call Me Al


 


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 05:55 PM (RJDcF)

275 Steven Seagal in...My Love Is A Karate Chop To The Kidneys
Steven Seagal in...Spud. (There is a famous scene where Seagal bets that he can eat fifty eggs in an hour. Only it really isn't a bet, because it's something that Seagal does every day whether there's a bet riding on it or not.)
Steven Seagal in...Cake On A Hot Tin Skillet
Steven Seagal in...A Streetcar Named Stuckey's

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:55 PM (7Iqke)

276 Steven Seagal in...Burger Nights

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:57 PM (omkIU)

277 Steven Seagal is...Born on Thanksgiving

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:59 PM (omkIU)

278

Steven Segal is...Slicing Like A Fuckin' Hammer


Steven Segal is...Like A Viking


Steven Segal is...Obscured By Clouds


Steven Segal is..4 Non-Blonds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8FlwrifZ2o


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:00 PM (RJDcF)

279 Steven Seagal is....clearing his blowhole.

Steven Seagal is.... purging a midget.

Steven Seagal in ..... "Animal Stew"

Steven Seagal is.... rehearsing for Hamlet.

Steven Seagal in ..... "Mission: Subway"

Steven Seagal in...."Ice Cream Station Zebra"

Steven Seagal in "Fry Silent, Fry Deep"

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:00 PM (FWrFx)

280 Steven Segal is... Filing His Taxes!

Steven Segal is... Killing Them with Kindness!

Steven Segal is... Confused By TIVO!

Posted by: Ray Midge at January 17, 2007 06:00 PM (rH3Ei)

281 Steven Seagal is...Crumb

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:02 PM (omkIU)

282 Steven Seagal in Greasy Rider

Steven Seagal in Der Commissary

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:03 PM (Bc/Cr)

283 Steven Seagal in...Eat Drink Man Eat

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:04 PM (omkIU)

284 Steven Seagal Presents: Competitive Pie-Eating: The Secrets of the Zen Masters
Steven Seagal in...Frown Your Way To Fame And Riches
Steven Seagal's "Secrets of Child Care" Volume 1: Kung Fu And Other Secrets To Child Pacification
Steven Seagal's "Secrets of Child Care" Volume 2: Training Your Own Pre-Teen Ninja Army
Steven Seagal's "Secrets of Child Care" Volume 3: Avoiding Federal Prosecution For Child Endangerment

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:05 PM (7Iqke)

285 steven seagal is ............hilary's love slave

steven seagal is.............trying to open the ketchup
packet that came with the
fries

steven seagal is................trading lunches

steven seagal is................an accident waiting to
happen

steven seagal is...............dying to know, "are you
gonna eat that fat?"

Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:06 PM (dPaXU)

286 Steven Seagal is...Elmer Pantry

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:07 PM (omkIU)

287

Steven Segal is...Mowing The Lawn


Steven Segal is..Shoveling The Walk


Steven Segal is..Totally Confused


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:07 PM (RJDcF)

288 Steven Seagal is....going back for fifths.

Steven Seagal in "Good Will Munching"

Steven Seagal in..... "Pie"

Steven Seagal in.... "Onion of the Rings"

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:10 PM (FWrFx)

289 Steven Segal in...Requiem of a Buffet.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:10 PM (njLsB)

290 Steven Seagal in...Tortellini! Tortellini! Tortellini!
Steven Seagal in...Cake On A Hot Tin Skillet

Oh My GOD. You are killing me!

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 06:10 PM (DbybK)

291 steven seagal is........inside a fridge checking to see if that light really shuts off when you close the door


okay a really long one


haven't laughed this much in a while

Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:11 PM (dPaXU)

292 People have discussed Steven Seagal this much...ever.

Steven Seagal in...The Good, The Bad and...hey, are you gonna eat that?

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:11 PM (omkIU)

293 Steven Seagal in...Thirty Donuts Over Tokyo

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:11 PM (7Iqke)

294

Steven Segal is...Taking Out His Gun


Seven Segal is...Putting It To His Head


Steven Segal is...Pulling The Trigger


Steven Segal is..Pushing Up Daises


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:11 PM (RJDcF)

295 Stephen Seagalin...A Fistfull of Donuts.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:13 PM (njLsB)

296 Steven Segal is......a greeter at Wal-Mart.

Posted by: MynameisSimoneand I workatWalMart at January 17, 2007 06:13 PM (ppDvM)

297                   sorry, practing spaces.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:14 PM (njLsB)

298 crap "ic" and spelling.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:15 PM (njLsB)

299 Steven Seagal in a FEw Bagels More


Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:15 PM (Bc/Cr)

300 Steven Seagal in.... "Onion of the Rings"

Ha!


Steven Seagal in...Willie Wonka and the Fried Cheese Factory

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:15 PM (omkIU)

301 Steven Segal is...Y'ai 'Ng'ngah Yog-Sothoth H'ee L'geb F'ai Throdog Uaaah

Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:16 PM (RJDcF)

302 Steven Seagal in...Runaway Man-Train
Steven Seagal in...Pancho Villa Must Die So I Can Take His Hat
Steven Seagal in...The Fridge On The River Kwai
Steven Seagal in...The Fridges of Toko-Ri
Steven Seagal in...Brother, Can You Spare Half A Beef?

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:16 PM (7Iqke)

303 Steven Seagal in ...."A Blintz Too Far"

Steven Seagal is....having a litter.

Steven Seagal in..... "Four Big Macs and a Funeral"

Steven Seagal is....adding more cheese.

Steven Seagal in.... "A Whale to Remember"

Steven Seagal in... "Twelve Angry Waiters"

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:16 PM (FWrFx)

304 Steven Seagal is....demanding a bucket.

Steven Seagal is....refusing a mint.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:17 PM (FWrFx)

305 Steven Seagal is...Making a Run to the Store. Do You Want Anything?

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:18 PM (omkIU)

306

Steven Segal is...Eric Cartman's Father


Steven Segal is...A Talentless Douche


Steven Segal is...Fatter Than Rosie


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:18 PM (RJDcF)

307 Steven Seagal eats...The Last American Hero

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:19 PM (omkIU)

308 Steven Seagal in...Me, Myself, and a Big Bucket of Lard.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:19 PM (njLsB)

309 Steven Segal is..Pickin' His Nose

Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:19 PM (RJDcF)

310 Steven Seagal in...Cheese, Danish, and Four Clogged Arteries

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:20 PM (7Iqke)

311 I have no idea how I'm going to whittle this down to a managable number of winners.

Maybe I'm just tired, but I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:21 PM (GqxeF)

312 steven seagal is.........the sounds of munching

steven seagal is.........battle of the bulge

steven seagal is.........why is everyone always picking on me

steven seagal is.........force 10 to dunkin doughnuts

steven seagal is.........the fryin game

steven seagal is.........an american eater at the buffet

Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:23 PM (dPaXU)

313 Steven Seagal in...Casino Royale With Cheese

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:23 PM (GqxeF)

314 Buckwheat Was My Brother, A Steven Seagal joint.
Your Momma So Fat: An Inquiry Into Values, an Oxygen Network special by Steven Seagal.
Steven Seagal in...A Tub of Suet, A Ladle, And My Sister

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:24 PM (7Iqke)

315 Steven Seagal in...Weeblewobbles, The Movie!

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:26 PM (njLsB)

316 Steven Segal is... Voiding the Warranty!

Posted by: Ray Midge at January 17, 2007 06:26 PM (rH3Ei)

317 Steven Seagal and Chuck D. in...Enemies: A Love Story

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (7Iqke)

318 Steven Seagal is...The Hollandaise Candidate

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (omkIU)

319 Steven Seagal is...Making Jello Pudding

Steven Seagal is Eating Jello Puddin' Pops

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (ppDvM)

320 steven seagal is....gonna kick everyone here's ass, as soon as he can somehow tear himself away from the all you can eat buffet........

Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (dPaXU)

321

Steven Seagall is 'smo fo butter layin me to the bone.


Tight me!


Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 06:28 PM (hNyWr)

322 Rosetta:

How about: Mr. Hollandaise's Opus?

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:28 PM (GqxeF)

323 Steven Seagal in...Dude, Where's My Car?

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:29 PM (njLsB)

324 Dude, it's not just you- unlike some other contests, this thing has actually gotten funnier down the line.

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 06:30 PM (DbybK)

325 Steven Seagal has......Man Boobs

Posted by: The Late Steve McQueen at January 17, 2007 06:31 PM (ppDvM)

326 Steven Seagal in...A Room With a Corndog

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:31 PM (omkIU)

327 Steven Seagal is.... stuck in a doorway

Steven Seagal in....."The Lardfather"

Steven Seagal is ....crying on Oprah.

Steven Seagal in..... "American Bantha "

Steven Seagal is....Eric Estrada's bitch.

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:32 PM (FWrFx)

328 steven seagal in.......10,000 things to do in Las Vegas and yes the buffets are open

Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:32 PM (dPaXU)

329 Steven seagal is Bad to the HamBone

Steven Seagal wishes to say that he will be whoopin ass as soon as he can lever himself out of his Barcalounger... any one got a full sized shoe horn?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:32 PM (Bc/Cr)

330 Steven Seagal in...Fondue The Right Thing.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:34 PM (GqxeF)

331 Did I cross a line or something lauraw? If so I apologize.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:34 PM (njLsB)

332 How about: Mr. Hollandaise's Opus?

That's a great one! Damn!



Steven Seagal in...Eat Anything

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:36 PM (omkIU)

333 Steven Seagal in ... "The Best Little Chop House in Texas"

Steven Seagal is .... Chuck Norris UnPlugged.

Steven Seagal is .... the Duke Stripper.

Posted by: TaterCon at January 17, 2007 06:36 PM (wOw24)

334

Steven Segal is...Burnin' Down The House


Steven Segal is...Back In Black


Steven Segal is..Meaty, Beaty, Big, and Bouncy


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:37 PM (RJDcF)

335 Randy-

I think that comment of lauraw's was to me. Or maybe I'm just full of myself.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:37 PM (GqxeF)

336 Seteven Seagal is remembering...what stretches in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas...

Steven Seagal is Meatloaf's Stunt Double

Steven Seagal is singing a cover of Nick Lachey's new song..."What's Left to Eat"

Steven Seagal is in the Silence of the Clams

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:37 PM (Bc/Cr)

337 Steven Seagal in...One Ate All The Cookoo's Nest.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:38 PM (njLsB)

338 Steven Seagal is the new Star Wars villain...Darth Taters

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:39 PM (Bc/Cr)

339

Andrew,


After rereading that after I posted, I believe you're right.


Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:40 PM (njLsB)

340 Sorry, I believe it was directed at you.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:40 PM (njLsB)

341 Steven Seagal honors Sammy Davis,Jr by singing the candy man...

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:41 PM (Bc/Cr)

342 Steven Seagal in a Lifetime Original Movie....My Life As A Woman, Kirstie Alley

Posted by: Spanky at January 17, 2007 06:41 PM (ppDvM)

343 Steven Seaal returns to his original role as Jabba the Gut...

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:43 PM (Bc/Cr)

344 Steven Seagal in...Dr. Bypass or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Eat Extra Garlic Butter Sauce

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:43 PM (omkIU)

Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 06:43 PM (Xj2Ev)

346 Does anyone else hear the members of the Seagal fan club wimpering onto their tempura chicken?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:44 PM (Bc/Cr)

347 Steven Seagal in Magnum  Farce

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:45 PM (Bc/Cr)

348 Darth Taters?

LMAO. That's great!

Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 06:45 PM (Xj2Ev)

349 Steven Seagal is.... pulling down satellites.

Steven Seagal in..."Order the Dragon"

Steven Seagal in.... "Transfat Spotting"

Steven Seagal is.... waiting for a crane.

Steven Seagal is.... not spitting it out

Steven Seagal in.... "Les Mayonaise"

Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:45 PM (FWrFx)

350 Alright, I've got to go to bed. You guys have made my day; thanks for bringing the funny.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:47 PM (GqxeF)

351 Steven Seagal in a war classic  "Sgt Pork"

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:47 PM (Bc/Cr)

352 Steven Seagal in...The Ten Condiments.

Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:47 PM (njLsB)

353

496 comments since 4:41P.M. (according to Ace's wierd clock) is this an AoS record?


Steven Segal is..Dumber Than Dirt


Steven Segal is..Too Fat To Fuck


Steven Segal is..On Oxygen


 


Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:48 PM (RJDcF)

354 Darth Taters detects changes in the Sauce, not the Force.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:48 PM (Bc/Cr)

355 Steven Seagal as the Jedi master, Yogurt.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:49 PM (Bc/Cr)

356 Steven Seagal in...What's Gilbert Gr@pe Eating?


O/T

The questionable content filter is a dumb piece of shit and I wish I could punch it in the face.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:51 PM (omkIU)

357 Steven Seagal takes on Daniel Day Lewis in...

The Unbearable Fatness of My Ass

My Leftovers Fell on My Foot and I Can't Bend Over to Eat Them

The Last of the Mohegan Sun Buffet

Delis of New York

The Bounty Candy Bar is Better Than the Mounds Bar

Posted by: Daniel Day Lewis at January 17, 2007 06:51 PM (ppDvM)

358 Steven Seagal is.. a hospital candystriper
....banned from Cracker Barrel for life
...a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy
....moving to the back of the bus where the seats are more commodious.

Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 17, 2007 06:52 PM (qtee5)

359 Steven Seagal gets a flying discount for his ass which also gets its own seat and complimentary peanuts.

Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 06:55 PM (Bc/Cr)

Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:56 PM (RJDcF)

361

Woody Allen in...Fetal Attraction.


What? Oh, wrong thread.


Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:56 PM (njLsB)

362 Steven Seagal in...Filet O'Fish Called Wanda

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:57 PM (omkIU)

363 Michael jackson in Young LOve, oops, wrong thread


Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 06:57 PM (Bc/Cr)

364 Steven Seagal has to.....Shop at Lane Bryant

Posted by: Spanky at January 17, 2007 06:58 PM (ppDvM)

365 Steven Seagal in  Executive  Impaction...

Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 06:59 PM (Bc/Cr)

366 Steven Seagal is ...Off his Meds

Steven Seagal is ...In Denial

Steven Seagal is ...Passing for Straight

Steven Seagal is ...Lord of the Buffet

Steven Seagal is ...Felching for Dollars

Steven Seagal is ...Watching you Pee

Steven Seagal ...Puts the lotion is the basket or it gets the hose

Posted by: Basilisk at January 17, 2007 07:00 PM (NUXBb)

367 Steven Seagal in ........."A Popsicle Now"

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 07:03 PM (ZQnRG)

368 Steven Seagall and Kirstie Alley in "Saving Parts Fer Fryin"

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 07:09 PM (ZQnRG)

369 Steven Seagal is saying "Just bake it..."

Steven Seagal says "Make My Cake"

Steven Seagal coaches the Griddle cake Gang.

Steven Seagal is a space traveller in Trip to Mars Bar

Steven Seagal is seasonal and into pastry in the Santa Bear's Claws



Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 07:11 PM (Bc/Cr)

370 Steven Seagal in the Lord of the fries

Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 07:13 PM (Bc/Cr)

371 A friend sends:
Steven Segal in.... One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
Steven Segal is...Mrs. Doubtfire

From my cousin:
Steven Segal is ... Cast Iron Chasis
Steven Segal in .... Green Acres: The Revenge
The Olson Twin Biography...starring Steven Segal as Mary Kate and Ashley

More from me:
Steven Segal in...Teenage Mutant Ninja Girdles
Steven Segal is...Bigger than the Sky
Steven Segal in...Candyland: Great Lollipop Adventure
Steven Segal in...Critical Mass
Steven Segal in...The Crush
Steven Segal is...The Last Castle
Steven Segal in...Hamburger Hill
Steven Segal in...Where Bagels Dare

Okay...I think I'm spent now

Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 17, 2007 07:20 PM (VvXII)

372 Come see Steven Seagal in ... Mr. Seagal Goes to Washington

Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 07:21 PM (2YSe9)

373 Steven Seagal in...When a Stranger Eats

The sizzling...it's coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:21 PM (omkIU)

374 I can't wait to see who wins this one.

Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 07:25 PM (RJDcF)

375 Steven Seagal is ... Ripping Tags off Mattresses

Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 07:25 PM (2YSe9)

376 Steven Seagal is ... Begging For Attention
Steven Seagal is ... Direct To Video
Steven Seagal is ... Lacking In Creds
Steven Seagal is ... Pretending To Act
Steven Seagal is ... Acting, Man! Acting!
Steven Seagal is ... Through Being Cool
Steven Seagal is ... Making A Mess
Steven Seagal is ... Perfecting His Style
Steven Seagal is ... Actor? Man-Whore? SEAGAL!
Steven Seagal is ... Johnathan Livingston Seagal
Steven Seagal is ... Begging For Mercy
Steven Seagal is ... Mentally Undressing You
Steven Seagal is ... Badges? BADGES? (scowl ;/)
Steven Seagal is ... Takin' A Chance
Steven Seagal is ... Expanding His Portfolio
Steven Seagal is ... 15 Minutes? DONE










Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 07:29 PM (TfTAE)

377 Steven Seagal is ... Causing Global Warming

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 07:32 PM (TfTAE)

378 I have to tell this story. A few years ago some friends and I went to Memphis to see BB King at his place on Beale.

He was great, as always, but he kept hinting that he was going to bring out a special guest later in the show to play a few songs with him.

I'm thinking Eric Clapton.

It was Steven Seagal.

I crap you negative. It was surreal.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:32 PM (omkIU)

379 This is funny:

"Steven Seagal is ... Johnathan Livingston Seagal"

Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 07:33 PM (2YSe9)

380 Steven Seagal is ... the new black

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 07:35 PM (TfTAE)

381 Steven Seagal in....Please Don't Eat the Daisies

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:35 PM (omkIU)

382 Steven Seagal in: Not Without My Bacon

Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 17, 2007 07:37 PM (qtee5)

383 Steven Seagal in...Dave in Texas


Ha! That's my personal favorite.

Take THAT, Dave in Texas.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:37 PM (omkIU)

384 Steven Seagal is ... Crouching Tiger Shrimp, Hidden Dragon roll

Steven Seagal is taking ... The Good Shit Lollypoop

Steven Seagal is ... Summarizing Proust

Steven Seagal is ... I.P. Freely

Steven Seagal is ... Low m0rtgage rates! Small Penis? Get Vi@gral! Lose 500 lbs.! Ask Me how. Dear Honorable Sir: I am the Nigerean Minstrel of Finance

Steven Seagal is ... Soylent Green, people!!!

Posted by: adamthemad at January 17, 2007 07:38 PM (NFdFN)

385 "He was great, as always, but he kept hinting that he was going to bring out a special guest later in the show to play a few songs with him.

I'm thinking Eric Clapton.

It was Steven Seagal."

HA!

Steven Seagal is ... Lord Of The Dance!
Steven Seagal is ... The Master Showman
Steven Seagal is ... Singing In The Rain
Steven Seagal is ... The Master Showman
Steven Seagal is ... Singin' The Blues
Steven Seagal is ... Winning 'American Idol'
Steven Seagal is ... Feeling The Music
Steven Seagal is ... Funk Master Seagal

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 07:48 PM (TfTAE)

386 Oh fuck you Rosetta

Steven Seagal in .... My Favorite Mistake

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 07:53 PM (hNyWr)

387 Steven Seagal in...The 10 Things I Hate About Salad

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:54 PM (omkIU)

388 Oh fuck you Rosetta

Ha!

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:57 PM (omkIU)

389 Steven Seagal in...American Pie V: This One Time, In Fat Camp

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:00 PM (omkIU)

390 Steven Seagal is ... Seagal: The Movie
Steven Seagal is ... Seagal: The Sequel

Steven Seagal is ... Godzilla Vs. SEAGAL

Steven Seagal is ... Meet The Seagals

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:00 PM (TfTAE)

391 Sigh. Once again I'm late as hell to the cool thread. Oh, well...

Steven Segal is... Chunky Style

Steven Segal is... Feeling Not-So Fresh

Steven Segal is... Squealing Like a Pig

Steven Segal is... Fucking a Pie

Steven Segal is... Heading For the Tall Grass

Steven Segal is... Wearing Lace Panties

Steven Segal is... Masturbating Naked On A Tree Stump Near A Train Station With A Duct-Tape-Covered Awl Shoved Up His Ass

Steven Segal is... Derp dee derp dee teedly derp dee dum

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 17, 2007 08:02 PM (dA8LR)

392 Steven Seagal in...Behind the Refrigerator Door

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:02 PM (omkIU)

393 For Dave in Texas:

Steven Seagal in...Anal Sluts XII

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:05 PM (omkIU)

394 Steven Seagal is ... Stephen King's SEAGAL

Steven Seagal is ... Planet Of The Seagals
Steven Seagal is ... The Blair Seagal
Steven Seagal is ... Little Shop Of Seagals

Steven Seagal is ... The GodFather: SEAGAL!
Steven Seagal is ... Lethal Weapon: SEAGAL!
Steven Seagal is ... Mission Impossible: SEAGAL!
[ad nauseaum - you get the point ]

Steven Seagal is ... National Lampoon's Seagal

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:08 PM (TfTAE)

395 Steven Segal in...Does This Sarong Make Me Look Fat?

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:12 PM (omkIU)

396

Steven Seagal in....Fat on a Hot Tin Roof.


Steven Seagal in....One Devoured the Cuckoo's Nest.


Steven Seagal in....Some Like It Hot, (and Covered with Gravy)


Steven Seagal in....Midnight Express Pizza Delivery


Steven Seagal in ....Rosmary's Baby-back Ribs.


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 08:17 PM (SS68n)

397 Nice Deb and Steven Seagal in....Thelma and Louise

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:20 PM (omkIU)

398 Steven Seagal in ... Real Ninjas Have Curves
Steven Seagal in ... My Big Fat Greek Ninja
Steven Seagal in ... Diary Of A Pompous Lying Asshole
Steven Seagal in ... Full Metal Seagal


Steven Seagal is ... Looking For Trim
Steven Seagal is ... A Soldier - _in his mind_
Steven Seagal is ... stalking Katie Segall


Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:26 PM (TfTAE)

399 Steven Seagal is ... Just One Calorie

Steven Seagal is ... Dirty Ponytail, Crazy Larry

Steven Seagal is ... WKRP in Cincinnati - (Original uncut series out on DVD soon).

Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2007 08:33 PM (kKYjB)

400 Let me defend steven segal, (you know he used to hit Kelly Lebrocke?)

anyways, he is a lousy actor, but he did produce and write "above the law" a pretty decent move, as was "glimmer man" compared to a lot of other action flicks at the time.


Since he was an executive producer, and financier of the films he got away with a lot of shit, and didn't really succeed but he succeeded enough to deserve a SMALL bit of respect as a filmmaker, and star, also it was steven who started the trend of "simple fighting" that speekmen (an MA international champion took advantage of a year after "Above the Law)

When I look at segal now, I see someone who looks like he has a debilitating kidney or liver disease, noone is built like that, without illness. He was never a good actor, nor was Jean Claude VanDame, but I enjoyed many of his movies.

Segal I would say is ILL! He looks like absolute shit, and I'm confident, that my swing and duck method of striker fighting is enough to confuse him until I take him to the ground, but still, in his prime, he did QUITE well, for campy mid budget fight flicks.

Thats all I'm saying.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 17, 2007 08:37 PM (QTv8u)

401 Jeez - threadkill

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:42 PM (TfTAE)

402 Steven Seagal in ... Uncle Steve's Cabin
Steven Seagal in ... Huckle Berry Steve
Steven Seagal in ... The Color Black


Steven Seagal is ... in the kitchen with Dinah
Steven Seagal is ... cranked to 11!

Steven Seagal is ... talking with lawyers
Steven Seagal is ... filing a complaint
Steven Seagal is ... going to court
Steven Seagal is ... looking for redemption
Steven Seagal is ... shit outta luck

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:48 PM (TfTAE)

403 Steven Seagal is Wickedpintos Meat Oven

Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2007 08:48 PM (kKYjB)

404

Okay, fine, Wickedpinto, I take it all back. Sheesh.


I didn't even know he was fat until I started reading all of these comments.


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 08:54 PM (SS68n)

405 Steven Seagal is ... Reading This Blog

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:59 PM (TfTAE)

406 Steven Seagal is ... right... behind... you...

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 09:01 PM (TfTAE)

407 If that is your Attitude NiceDeb? I won't Ever be your fingers again while you sleep!!!

(member that joke?)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 17, 2007 09:08 PM (QTv8u)

408 Steven Seagal is ... twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun.

Posted by: TaterCon at January 17, 2007 09:16 PM (wOw24)

409 You can be my fingers whenever you want, Wickedpinto.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 09:22 PM (SS68n)

410 Steven Seagal... Tastes Like Chicken...

Posted by: Former Lurker at January 18, 2007 01:14 AM (Xm4xl)

411

Steven Seagal is ........ Running with Scissors


Posted by: Veeshir at January 18, 2007 01:48 AM (ThMnZ)

412 Steven Seagal in ... Oh Brother, Where Is't Chow?

Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 01:58 AM (9ULFg)

413

Steven Seagal in ... When Will It Stop?


Steven Seagal in ... Is It a Fart? Or...


Steven Seagal in ... Something Else


Steven Seagal in ... The Frozen Food Section


 


Posted by: cranky at January 18, 2007 03:07 AM (Xj2Ev)

414

Steven Seagal in ... Cleanup!  Aisle 10


Posted by: cranky at January 18, 2007 03:08 AM (Xj2Ev)

415 Steven Seagal in ... Real Ninjas Have Curves
Steven Seagal in ... My Big Fat Greek Ninja

Morning coffee: spewed.
Andrew, you have your work cut out for you.

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 04:02 AM (DbybK)

416 Steven Seagal in... That Wascally Wabbit.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at January 18, 2007 04:29 AM (YN7rY)

417 Steven Seagal is ... Gonna Tell Mommy
Steven Seagal is ... Gettin' Jiggy Widdit

Steven Seagal is ... Hoping For Dessert
Steven Seagal is ... Chewing His Cud
Steven Seagal is ... Grazing Far Afield

Steven Seagal is ... Peeking In Cabinets
Steven Seagal is ... Stealing Guest Towels
Steven Seagal is ... Scoping Your Sofa
Steven Seagal is ... Overstaying His Welcome

Steven Seagal is ... Just Retaining Water

Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 04:43 AM (TfTAE)

418 Steven Seagal in ... Planes, Trains and Fat Guys with Ponytails

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 04:46 AM (2YSe9)

419 Steven Seagal. . . Just got served.

Steven Seagal in . . . 3928 things I hate about you

Steven Seagal in . . . The greatest story noone ever wanted to hear, cuz it's the worst story ever told

Steven Seagal in . . . An Inconvenient truth.

Steven Seagal in . . . Unlikeable (a play on Invincible, I know it's weak)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 18, 2007 04:51 AM (QTv8u)

420 Did I mention he used to bang "Lisa" from "Wierd Science?"

No really, they were married, for some reason she thought he was hot.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 18, 2007 04:52 AM (QTv8u)

421 Steven Seagal in ... 573 comments so far

(counting both threads)

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 04:52 AM (2YSe9)

422 Steven Seagal in...Three Men And A Bucket of Chicken
Steven Seagal in...Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and a Late Snack At Tiffany's
Steven Seagal in...Operation: Boiled Dumpling
Steven Seagal in...The Watercress File
Steven Seagal in...The Bourguignon Identity
Steven Seagal in...How Wine Was My Alley

Jesus, I think I'm finally out of gas. I cannot believe that I actually thought this shit up while I was sleeping and rushed to post it here. How pathetic a life do I lead, anyway? (NB: This is a rhetorical question and does not require any smart-ass responses.)

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 04:56 AM (UdJCa)

423 "Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and a Late Snack At Tiffany's"

Monty gets my vote.

Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 05:03 AM (8MztE)

424 Steven Seagal in: Waiting for Godot
Steven Seagal in: Three Chins and a Baby
Steven Seagal in: Buck Owens, PI
Steven Seagal in: I'll kill you if you call me Steve

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 05:11 AM (sf4Oe)

425 Steven Seagal is...Hittin' the Slopes !!

Steven Seagal is...Out of Control !!

Steven Seagal is...Kissin' a Tree !!

Steven Seagal is...Begging for Morphine !!

Posted by: franksalterego at January 18, 2007 05:15 AM (OCwJd)

426 Steven Seagal is... Wanting More Cowbell

Posted by: J at January 18, 2007 05:16 AM (xkl0e)

427 Steven Seagal is .... Stranger on a Train

Steven Seagal is .... A Biscuit Too Far

Steven Seagal's Clothes are .... The Tight Stuff

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 05:18 AM (pzen5)

428 Steven Segal is....Breaking Some Bitches
Posted by Rosetta


THAT MUTHER FUCKER!!! No wonder I'm in a "dry spell"

My favorites so far, from the 3 word rule first:
Steven Segal is....Sharing His Feelings , Rosetta
Steven Segal is......Fi/sting for Dollars, MadAdman
Steven Seagal is.....Shaving my Pooter, Britney & the Ewok Hobos
Steven Segal is...Stepping on My Toe, Man Screaming in Pain
Steven Seagal is ... Toiling in Obscurity, Zorachus
Steven Seagal is ... Having Fries With That, Zorachus
Steven Segal is...Why I Quit , Acting Coach
Steven Seagal is ... Full Metal Ponytail, IllTemperedCur (just for perserverance)
Steven Seagal is . . . Sweatin' To Oldies, Skinbad
Steven Seagal is . . . A Cautionary Tale, Skinbad
Steven Seagal is ... Greeting At Wal-Mart,Cuffy Meigs
Steven Seagal is...Sewing A Quilt, Andrew
Steven Segal is...All Out of Love, Rosetta (just cuz I love that song)
Steven Seagal is...Weezing the Frosty, Max Power (only cuz 9 people saw encino man, and all 9 are commenters here)


From the freeform environment:
Steven Seagal is...Confused By Bach's Counterpoint, Andrew (I am too, I don't get it, but andrew is really gonna hurt the rep of this blog as a home for morons if he keeps it up, so It gets my vote, cuz his comment makes me drool in my inability to understand, and made me so confused, that I now smell like baby whipes and ass (all kudo's to compos))

Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead
Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead
Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead, adamthemad (just plain funny)

Steven Seagal is ... not amused, Nice Deb

Steven Seagal is.... Gaylooking In Indianblanketcoats, Gunslinger(for pure moronism)


Okay I stopped at the 9pm coment.

Theres a lot of gold in here. This is almost, maybe better than the "thank you nancy" comment section.

Posted by: wickedpinto at January 18, 2007 05:21 AM (QTv8u)

429 Steven Seagal in . . . The Planet of the Crepes

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 18, 2007 05:35 AM (2IR4A)

430 Steven Seagal in ... Chinese Buffet Massacre

Steven Seagal is ... perfecting 'the look'

Steven Seagal in ... Seagal: First Course

Steven Seagal is ... Running In '08

Steven Seagal is ... on life support

Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 05:36 AM (TfTAE)

431 Steven Seagal in . . . Willy Wonka part 2: Augustus Gloop Strikes Back

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 18, 2007 05:39 AM (2IR4A)

432 Wow, still?

Steven Seagal in...Transfats, The Movie

Steven Seagal is...Hungry Hungry Hippo

Steven Seagal is...Better than Ezra

Steven Seagal is...On Deadly Crestor

Steven Seagal is...Henry, Portrait of a Cereal, Tang, and Fluff Sandwich

Posted by: Baon Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 05:45 AM (nrYPg)

433 Too many to read through so if I dupe some...nevermind:

Steven Seagal is...NOT Katey's Brother!

Steven Seagal is...Choking the Chicken

Steven Seagal is...NO Chuck Norris

Steven Seagal is...A Farce of One

Steven Seagal is...A Stinky Poopyhead

Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 05:46 AM (Xm4xl)

434 Steven Seagal is...Frying A Turkey.

Steven Seagal is...Checking His Prostate.

Steven Seagal is...Clipping Out Coupons.

Steven Seagal is...Requesting Extra Mayo.

Steven Seagal is...Challenging Earth's Gravitation.

Steven Seagal is...Faking Martial Arts.

Steven Seagal is...Perfecting His Squint.

Steven Seagal is...Embarrassing The Director.

Steven Seagal is...Asking For Pie.

Steven Seagal is...Fitted for Dentures.

Steven Seagal is...Seriously Considering Panhandling.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 05:48 AM (qF8q3)

435 Steven Seagal is...Karate Kid XXIII

Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 05:51 AM (Xm4xl)

436 Steven Seagal is...Blaming the Dog

Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 05:52 AM (Xm4xl)

437 I just discovered:

"sandman arriveth" did the "Breakfast at Tiffany's" joke way before I did (January 17, 2007 10:16 PM). Great minds think alike!

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 05:53 AM (UdJCa)

438 Steven Seagal is ... Out Of Context.

Steven Seagal is ... On The Bench.

Steven Seagal is ... Hitting The Fan.

Steven Seagal is ... Calling Tech Support.

Steven Seagal is ... Saving Ten Percent.

Posted by: Mike at January 18, 2007 05:58 AM (6Y+2F)

439 Steven Seagal in: Thank you Nancy
Steven Seagal in: Mack Mardstone: Stunt Double
Steven Seagal in: Axe Handle to the Colon: the Musical
Steven Seagal in: 10 ways to Prevent a Broken Foream
Steven Seagal in: The Bitch took all my Money

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 06:05 AM (uDOIM)

440 Steven Seagal in...

The Silence of the Lamb Chops

One Flew Over the Couscous Nest

Chariots of Fire Sauce

Braveheart Attack

My Fair Ladyfinger

The Bridge on the River Kwai Can't Support My Weight

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 06:06 AM (qF8q3)

441 Steven Seagal in: Crouching perv, hidden boner

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2007 06:13 AM (yrVWG)

442 Steven Seagal is...

Greasing a Gerbil
Punishing a Primate
Detective Sandy V. Gyna

Posted by: WolfRunnerWoman at January 18, 2007 06:17 AM (miw/1)

443 My Fair Ladyfinger

That was outstanding.

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 06:21 AM (/V4PN)

444 Steven Seagal in: Hot Buttered Beef, Part Deux
Steven Seagal in: Clams Casino Royale with Cheese
Steven Seagal in: Fat Times at Ridgemont High
Steven Seagal in: Out of Pork Gravy
Steven Seagal in: Under Seige III: The Bill Shatner Story

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 06:28 AM (uDOIM)

445 Steven Seagal in: Clams Casino Royale with Cheese

Oh, that is so good! Funny, funny.

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 06:29 AM (YJ5qb)

446 That was outstanding.

Thanks. It's interesting to see the ones that people really like. The one I'm still giggling over is "Steven Seagal is...Breaking a Hip" from the other thread.

I was laughing so hard at the first list last night that I printed it out and read them to my husband.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 06:30 AM (qF8q3)

447 bbeck, awesome.

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 06:30 AM (YJ5qb)

448 The titles just keep bubbling up like bad gas:

Steven Seagal in...Pork Chop Dill
Steven Seagal in...I Heart Hambones
Steven Seagal in...Sherlock Holmes And The Strange Case Of The Thrice-Glazed Rack Of Lamb
Steven Seagal in...Spotted Dick And Other Love Affairs
Steven Seagal in...The Longest Dump

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 06:31 AM (UdJCa)

449 Poor timing: I meant your list was awesome

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 06:34 AM (YJ5qb)

450 Oh my God, you guys are killing me.

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 06:36 AM (YJ5qb)

451 Steven Seagal is...

Dick Cheney's taint

Posted by: WolfRunnerWoman at January 18, 2007 06:39 AM (miw/1)

452 Poor timing: I meant your list was awesome

LauraW is...Timing Comments Poorly.



I liked the "Steven Seagal is...Fat As Hell" you posted in the other thread. Short and to the point.

I even got my daughters in on the act; we were making titles up while I drove them to school. I did have to explain who Steven Seagal was first, though.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 06:40 AM (qF8q3)

453 steven segal is....ditching the rent

steven segal is...better in bold

steven segal is...printing this out

Posted by: marcd42fe at January 18, 2007 06:42 AM (RLNDk)

454 Steven Seagal in...Leaving Larry's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Steven Seagal in...Back To The Toilet
Steven Seagal in...Pretty In Pork
Steven Seagal in...Some Kind Of Wonderful Gravy
Steven Seagal in...Sixteen Cans Of Corned Beef Hash
Steven Seagal in...A Boy And His Ham

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 06:47 AM (UdJCa)

455 Steven Segal is...Stuffin Martha's muffins

Posted by: John Galt at January 18, 2007 06:53 AM (Q5fOm)

456 Steven Seagal in: Roughage
Steven Seagal in: 2010: the Year We Make Hollandaise
Steven Seagal in: Hemorrhoids
Steven Seagal in: Alien VI: Intestinal Blockage
Steven Seagal in: Under Seige IV: The Orson Welles Story

Posted by: at January 18, 2007 06:58 AM (uDOIM)

457 Steven Seagal in...

Dawn of the Deadpan

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone Acting

Grumpy Old Man

The 60-Year-Old Virgin

The Buns of Navarone

The Lion, The Witch, and the Bad Wardrobe

Battle of the Bulge (no changes needed)

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 07:00 AM (qF8q3)

458 Steven Seagal in: BrokenToilet Mountain
Steven Seagal in: A Beautiful Beergut
Steven Seagal in: Apollo pushing 400

Posted by: at January 18, 2007 07:03 AM (uDOIM)

459 oh what the hell...

Steven Seagal is....Grooming the Wookie

Posted by: at January 18, 2007 07:06 AM (059Fh)

460 Last one was mine....need coffee

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 07:07 AM (059Fh)

461 Steven Seagal in: Greasy
Steven Seagal in: It's a Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat World
Steven Seagal in: Waiting to Exhale
Steven Seagal in: Under Seige XII: Braised, not Stirred

Posted by: at January 18, 2007 07:07 AM (uDOIM)

462 "One Flew Over the Couscous Nest"
"The Bridge on the River Kwai Can't Support My Weight"


Okay, I'm gonna need me some new britches, 'cause I just peed myself laffin'. Thank ye.

Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 07:07 AM (8MztE)

463 I didn't put my sn in the last couple, oops

Steven Seagal in: Man of La Muncha
Steven Seagal in: The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and the Refrigerator
Steven Seagal in: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Posted by: at January 18, 2007 07:10 AM (uDOIM)

464 Steven Seagal in: Man of La Muncha

Oh, that was superb.

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:13 AM (/V4PN)

465 I'll try this again.

Steven Seagal in: The Pursuit of Cream Sauce
Steven Seagal in: The Iron Commode
Steven Seagal in: Tummy Boy

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:13 AM (uDOIM)

466 Steven Seagal in ... Make Room For Ninja
Steven Seagal in ... BareBack Ninja Twinks (for Dave in Texas)
Steven Seagal in ... Domestic Violence Ninja

Steven Seagal is ... Milking It, Baby
Steven Seagal is ... Past His Prime

Steven Seagal is ... Still Missing Kelly
Steven Seagal is ... Destroying The Internet

Steven Seagal in ... Pilsbury Doughboy Ninja
Steven Seagal in ... Stapuf Marshmallow Ninja

Steven Seagal is ... Eclipsing The Sun
Steven Seagal is ... One Word: Seagalmania!
Steven Seagal is ... Cutting His Caffeine

Steven Seagal in ... Anger Management Ninja
Steven Seagal in ... Dances With Ninjas

Steven Seagal is ... smelling his finger

Steven Seagal in ... Chinese Take-Out Takedown

Steven Seagal is ... Laughing All The Way To The Bank

Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 07:13 AM (uV/vg)

467 My dad writes in:

Steven Segal is...The Hobbit

Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 18, 2007 07:14 AM (VvXII)

468 Well, I screwed up. Apparently Steven Seagal fat jokes are de rigeur, and I didn't do any last time. So:

Steven Seagal is.. Bathing in Hollandaise Sauce
Steven Seagal is.. Devastating a Buffet
Steven Seagal is.. Making Michael Moore Jealous
Steven Seagal is.. Getting His Own Zip Code
Steven Seagal is.. Covered With Sprinkles
Steven Seagal is.. Dipped in Batter
Steven Seagal in.. With Six, You Get Eggroll
Steven Seagal in.. The Egg, the Ham, the Roast, the Gallon of Mayonnaise, the Dessert Cart, and I

not to mention his famous trilogy:

Steven Seagal is.. A Side of Beef
Steven Seagal is.. Another Side of Beef
Steven Seagal is.. One More Side of Beef

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 07:14 AM (CkYzD)

469 You're welcome, Verity.

Man of La Muncha? HA!

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 07:16 AM (qF8q3)

470 Steven Seagal in ...... Underwear Siege II

Steven Seagal in ...... A Fistful of Fritos

Steven Seagal in ...... Bigfellas

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 07:16 AM (pzen5)

471

Steven Seagal in ... The Last Hamburger.


Steven Seagal in ... Memories of Midnight Snack


Steven Seagal in ... How big was my Sammie


 


And now some Harrison Ford classics, starring Steven Seagal:


Steven Seagal in ... What lies beneath the bun


Steven Seagal in ... Random Farts


Steven Seagal in ... Six Burgers, Seven Beers


Steven Seagal in ... The hunger strikes back


Steven Seagal in ... A popsicle now (nod to #369)


Steven Seagal in ... American Tofutti


 


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:17 AM (h76y6)

472

Tushar, don't forget: 


Steven Seagal in ... Raiders of the Lost Refigerator


 


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 07:24 AM (SS68n)

473
Steven Seagal is.. Sanitized For Your Protection
Steven Seagal is.. Oiling the Droid
Steven Seagal is.. Jabba the Hutt

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 07:25 AM (CkYzD)

474 474 comments, and bbeck, Dave in Texas and Tushar are just warming up.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 07:26 AM (SS68n)

475 Trilogies?

Steven Seagal in...

The Fellowship of the Onion Ring
The Tuna Towers
The Return of the King Cake

A Noodle Hope
The Empire Strikes Bacon
Return of the Endive

All right, I'm stopping. I'm getting hungry.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 07:26 AM (qF8q3)

476 A Western theme...

Steven Seagal in: A Fistful of Eclairs
Steven Seagal in: The Good, The Bad and the Pot Roast
Steven Seagal in: Have Pan, will Travel
Steven Seagal in: How the Western Omelet was Won
Steven Seagal in: Cayenne
Steven Seagal in: Bring me the Recipe of Alfredo Sauce

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:27 AM (uDOIM)

477 Steven Seagal is ... Your Server Tonight.

Steven Seagal is ... Getting Your Change.

Steven Seagal is ... Switching to Loafers.

Steven Seagal is ... Not Teh Ghey.

Posted by: The Professor at January 18, 2007 07:29 AM (jNnIP)

478 Bigfellas, LOL.

The Hobbit...oh that's WRONG.

Stop, STOP!

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 07:30 AM (qF8q3)

479 Steven Seagal in ... The Horsey Sauce Whisperer

Steven Seagal in ... KFC Confidential

Steven Seagal in ... The Usual Sous Chefs

Steven Seagal in ... Pizza's Honor

Steven Seagal in ... A Bipassage To India

Steven Seagal in ... Sophie's Cheese

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:31 AM (JefgB)

480 Steven Seagal in...Chicken Run

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 07:32 AM (f2c0T)

481

Steven Seagal in some Scwarzenneger flicks:


Steven Seagal in ... Conan the vegetarian


Steven Seagal in ... Conan the buffet destroyer.


Steven Seagal in ... Never stay hungry


Steven Seagal in ... The Terminator of cakes.


Steven Seagal in ... Raw Veal


Steven Seagal in ... Red Meat


Steven Seagal in ... The Kindergarten Chomp


Steven Seagal in ... The Last Bacon Gyro


Steven Seagal in ... The 6th Tray.


Steven Seagal in ... Terminator III - The Fries & the Soda Machine.


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:34 AM (h76y6)

482 Steven Seagal in...A Frankfurter To Remember
Steven Seagal in...Tube Steak Memories
Steven Seagal in...The Big Sheep
Steven Seagal in...Public Enema

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:35 AM (/V4PN)

483 War movie theme...

Steven Seagal in: Sergeant Pork
Steven Seagal in: Fryboys
Steven Seagal in: Das Manboob
Steven Seagal in: Where Fried Chickens Dare
Steven Seagal in: Pork Chop Hill
Steven Seagal in: Cheeseburger Hill
Steven Seagal in: 300 Pounds over Tokyo

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:35 AM (uDOIM)

484

Public Enema


Ha Ha Ha!!!


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:36 AM (h76y6)

485 I...I can't stop...please...someone make me stop....

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:37 AM (/V4PN)

486 I'll have the contest results...soon.

Sure you will. The way this thread's going, you're going to have to take a week off from work just to read the whole thread.

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:39 AM (/V4PN)

487 Steven Seagal in: Das Manboob

can't breathe, customers think I'm nuts

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 07:39 AM (f2c0T)

488

More on the western theme... some James Stewart westerns:


Steven Seagal in ... Destry Eats Again


Steven Seagal in ... Shenandoughboy


Steven Seagal in ...The Fart Country


Steven Seagal in ... The Man Who Ate Liberty Valance


 


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 07:41 AM (SS68n)

489 Steven Seagal in ... Saint Valentine's Dinner Massacre

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 07:41 AM (2YSe9)

490 DIsaster themes...

Steven Seagal in: The Chinese Syndrome
Steven Seagal in: The StevenSeagalburg
Steven Seagal in: Buffet 1975
Steven Seagal in: Buffet '77
Steven Seagal in: Deep-fried Impact

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:42 AM (uDOIM)

491 Steven Seagal in ... Who Ate Roger Rabbit?
Steven Seagal in ... The Milagro Bean Burrito War

Steven Seagal in ... The Adventures of Priscella, Queen of the Dessert

Steven Seagal in ... Butterworld

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:42 AM (JefgB)

492 It is definitely still getting funnier, too.

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 07:43 AM (f2c0T)

493

Bruce Willis flicks:


Steven Seagal in: The Last Biscotti


Steven Seagal in: The Bonfire of Tortinis


Steven Seagal in: Last Man Chomping


Steven Seagal in: The Fifth Condiment.


Steven Seagal in: The Whole Nine Yams


Steven Seagal in: The Whole Ten Lards


Steven Seagal in: Unedible


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:43 AM (h76y6)

494 Steven Seagal is Being Jim Belushi
Steven Seagal is Eating Bobby Fisher
Steven Seagal is Performing At Binion's
Steven Seagal is Tivoing Weird Science
Steven Seagal is Stalking Erica Eleniak
Steven Seagal is Fat Blackula
Steven Seagal in Triple Bypass 4
Steven Seagal is Under The Knife
Steven Seagal is suffering from Purple Veins

Posted by: VJay at January 18, 2007 07:45 AM (qEool)

495

Oh no.....


Steven Seagal in ... Eat the Parents


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 07:45 AM (SS68n)

496

>>Steven Seagal in: Unedible


Steven Seagal refused to do this movie.


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:45 AM (h76y6)

497 Steven Seagal in...Goodbye, Potato Chips
Steven Seagal in...Clean And Sober Enough To Eat A Pie
Steven Seagal in...Why We Fry

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:45 AM (/V4PN)

498 I don't know about y'all, but I'm thinking that this subject needs more than a blog post/contest, it needs it's own WEBSITE...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2007 07:46 AM (tVbxd)

499 You people are cracking my shit up. These are getting better!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 07:47 AM (pzen5)

500 Steven Seagal is ... Gleaming the Cubesteak

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 07:47 AM (2YSe9)

501 A tribute to John Wayne...

Steven Seagal in: The Gravy Robbers
Steven Seagal in: True Gristle
Steven Seagal in: The Man who Pan-fried Liberty Valance
Steven Seagal in: Restaurants of Iwo Jima
Steven Seagal in: The Buns of Katie Elder

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:48 AM (uDOIM)

502 Steven Seagal is ..... Eating Las Vegas

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 07:49 AM (pzen5)

503 In the tradition of Tango and Cash....

Steven Seagal presents...Bangers and Mash

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:50 AM (/V4PN)

504 Steven Seagal in...My Three Buns

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:50 AM (/V4PN)

505 Steven Seagal in ... Boys Don't Fry

Steven Seagal in ... Glad-He-Ate-Her

Steven Seagal in ... Wonderbread Boys

Steven Seagal in ... Monster's Cheese Ball

Steven Seagal in ... A Beautiful Rind

Steven Seagal in ... Gosford Pork

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:51 AM (JefgB)

506 Steven Seagal in ... The Liger Sanction

(co-starring the kid from Napoleon Dynamite)

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (2YSe9)

507

Michael Douglas classics:


Steven Seagal in: Romancing the Ice Cream Cone


Steven Seagal in: Fatal Concoction


Steven Seagal in: Basic Ring-Dings


Steven Seagal in: The Toast and the Mayonnaise


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (h76y6)

508 Steven Seagal is... Parking My Car
Steven Seagal is... Night Shift Manager
Steven Seagal is... TPing Jet Li's House

Posted by: Zorachus at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (yJ5ul)

509 Gleaming the Cubesteak---AWESOME, Birkel!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (JefgB)

510 Steven Seagal in...The Last Taco in Paris (Texas)

Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (Xm4xl)

511 Ladies and Gentlemen...Tom Hanks.

Steven Seagal in: Braizes and Broasters
Steven Seagal in: KAAAAAAASPLAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!
Steven Seagal in: The Bunfires of the Vanities
Steven Seagal in: Eating Private Ryan
Steven Seagal in: Big

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:56 AM (uDOIM)

512 Steven Segal is...Looking for Mr. Goodbar (but he'll settle for a Payday)

Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 07:57 AM (Xm4xl)

513 Thanks.
I still won't make the top 10 of this here contest, sadly.
You guys are teh funny.

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 07:58 AM (2YSe9)

514 Steven Seagal in ... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Plate
Steven Seagal in ... Eating John Malkovich

Steven Seagal in ... Walk the Buffet Line

Steven Seagal in ... Master and Commander: The Fat Side of the World

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:59 AM (JefgB)

515 Steven Seagal in...All Quiet At The Western Waffle House
Steven Seagal in...Plan 9 From Dunkin' Donuts
Steven Seagal in...Poop Friction

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:59 AM (/V4PN)

516 Steven Seagal is... a certified public accountant
Steven Seagal is... defending the hate
Steven Seagal is... AFK
Steven Seagal is... camping the rail
Steven Seagal is... mining oracle database
Steven Seagal is... greeting wal-mart customers
Steven Seagal is... happy to take your order
Steven Seagal is... socially awkward
Steven Seagal is... loath to speak
Steven Seagal is... a habitual sex offender
Steven Seagal is... attracted to men
Steven Seagal is... upgrading his firmware
Steven Seagal is... an editor for the New York Times Sunday Book Review
Steven Seagal is... a Brookings Senior Fellow
Steven Seagal is... slightly effeminate
Steven Seagal is... addicted to moisturizers
Steven Seagal is... considering the 3rd Stage Marxist-Feminist perspective
Steven Seagal is... planting Azalias
Steven Seagal is... an ub3Rl33t h4x0R

Posted by: get_in_the_van_498 at January 18, 2007 08:00 AM (aCl9N)

517 Steven Seagal in...A Squat In The Dark

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 08:02 AM (/V4PN)

518 Steven Seagal is...Working For Food

Steven Seagal is...Ignoring Good Nutrition

Steven Seagal is...Counting Skin Folds

Steven Seagal is...Masticating Tough Gristle

Steven Seagal is...Posing For Playbuoy

Steven Seagal is...Beached And Dehydrated

Steven Seagal is...Scheduling a Phlebectomy

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:02 AM (qF8q3)

519 Homage to Will Smith:

Steven Seagal is ...

Enemy of the State Dinner
I, Robotic Actor
Independence from Pants Day
The Pursuit of Flabbyness
Bad Breath Boys
Men in Black because it's Slimming

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 08:04 AM (2YSe9)

520 Steven Seagal in...Annie Get Your Glutin
Steven Seagal in...Endlessloaf

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 08:04 AM (/V4PN)

521 Steven Seagal in...Pass the DipSteven Seagal in....The Maltese Fatman
Steven Seagal in...The Philadelphia Cheesesteak
Steven Seagal in....Ong-Bak: The Thigh Warrior
Steven Seagal in...Fat and the Flatulent
Steven Seagal in....Never Dine Alone

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 08:06 AM (059Fh)

522 Men in Black because it's Slimming

Steven Seagal in...Annie Get Your Glutin

LOL!

There are too many good'uns to point them all out.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:07 AM (qF8q3)

523 Some Bill Murray...

Steven Seagal in ... Lost in Transfat

Steven Seagal in ... Fattyshack

Steven Seagal in ... Meatballs

Steven Seagal in ... Tripes

Steven Seagal in ... Ghost Butters

Steven Seagal in ... Deliciously Braised Suckling Pig Day

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:07 AM (JefgB)

524

Johnny Depp movies:


Steven Seagal in: Edward Butterhams


Steven Seagal in: Who's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?


Steven Seagal in: Beer and Meatloafing in Las Vegas


Steven Seagal in: The Man Who Fried


Steven Seagal in: Finding BurgerLand


Steven Seagal in: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


 


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:09 AM (h76y6)

525 Steven Segal in...Fatback Mountain
Steven Segal in...Lunch is Andre

Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 08:11 AM (Xm4xl)

526 Steven Seagal is... steadying his pimphand
Steven Seagal is... getting his roll on
Steven Seagal is... watching antiques roadshow
Steven Seagal is... refinancing his mortgage

Posted by: get_in_the_van_498 at January 18, 2007 08:12 AM (aCl9N)

527 KAAAAAAASPLAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!

ha ha ha hahaaaa

Butterworld was great, too.

Andrew, what do you think about a voting thread?

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 08:12 AM (pCaBO)

528 A tribute to Alec(x) Baldwin...

Steven Seagal in: Married to the Broth
Steven Seagal in: Glengarry Glazed Donut
Steven Seagal in: Roasts of Mississippi
Steven Seagal in: The Hunt for XXXXXL Underwear

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 08:14 AM (uDOIM)

529

James Bond Movies:


ButterFinger


You only chew twice


For your fries only


Burrito Royale


Golden Brie


The girth is not enough


Moon Baker


Fry Another Day


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:20 AM (h76y6)

530

Anyone do Cary Grant yet?


Steven Seagal in ... His Meal Friday


Steven Seagal in ... Madam Butterscotch


Steven Seagal in ...None but the Lonely Hunger


Steven Seagal in ... I'm no Angelfood Cake


Steven Seagal in ... Father Moose


Steven Seagal in ... Gunga Dinner


Steven Seagal in ...The Phillycheesesteak Story


Steven Seagal in ...Monkeybread Business


Steven Seagal in ... Housecoat


Steven Seagal in ...Room for One More (no change needed there).


Steven Seagal in ... That touch of Milk


Steven Seagal in ... North by Northwest (to the nearest Wendy's)


Steven Seagal in ... Operation Petitefours


Steven Seagal in ... Mr. Luckycharms


Steven Seagal in ...The Pride and the Poisson


Steven Seagal in ... To Catch a Cheeseburger


Steven Seagal in ... The Cinnamon Toast of New York


Steven Seagal in ... Kiss and Make Me a Sandwich


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:20 AM (SS68n)

531 As influenced by Charlie Bronson:

Steven Seagal in: Death Wish IV: I'm so Full
Steven Seagal in: Kinjite: Forbidden Recipes
Steven Seagal in: 10 to Midnight, where can I get some pie
Steven Seagal in: the Evil that Chefs Do
Steven Seagal in: Raid on Entubby
Steven Seagal in: Breakfast Pass
Steven Seagal in: The Valachi Broilers
Steven Seagal in: Twinkie

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 08:21 AM (uDOIM)

532 Eddie Murphy...

Steven Seagal in ... Trading Plates

Steven Seagal in ... Beverly Hills Chops

Steven Seagal in ... Coming to Appleby's

Steven Seagal in ... Harlem Thighs

Steven Seagal in ... The Famished Gentleman

Steven Seagal in ... The Nougatty Professor

Steven Seagal in ... Chowtime

Steven Seagal in ... I Fry

Steven Seagal in ... Heavy Creamgirls

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:22 AM (JefgB)

533 The Nougatty Professor

Now that's funny!

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 08:24 AM (2YSe9)

534 Okay, James Bond...

Dr. No Audience
From Russia With Love Handles
Goldfinger Sandwiches
Tomorrow Never Dies From Cholesterol
On Her Majesty's Secret Room Service
Thunderthigh
The Spy Who Loved Meat

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:25 AM (qF8q3)

535 Tushar and I were writing at the same time!

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:26 AM (qF8q3)

536 Bbeck, we did not have any overlaps! Not bad!

Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:28 AM (h76y6)

537 Steven Seagal is...Above the GVWR

Steven Seagal in...What about Shiskabob?

Steven Seagal is...The Baker's Dozen

Steven Seagal is...The Spaghetti Incident?

Steven Seagal is...The Hindenburger

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 08:28 AM (nrYPg)

538 Bbeck, we did not have any overlaps! Not bad!

And a little scary.

Steven Seagal in...What about Shiskabob?

LOL!

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:30 AM (qF8q3)

539 Akira Kurosawa Films:

Steven Seagal in...Seven Sauciers
Steven Seagal in...Throne Of Blood Sausage
Steven Seagal in...Yojimbo's House Of Jumbo Shrimp
Steven Seagal in...Rhapsody at Denny's
Steven Seagal in...The Hidden Fortress of Pancakes

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 08:30 AM (/V4PN)

540 Steven Seagal in....16 Cakes

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:31 AM (omkIU)

541 Steven Seagal in....For Whom the Dinner Bell Tolls

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:32 AM (omkIU)

542 Steven Seagal in....Mortal Transfat

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:32 AM (omkIU)

543 Okay, Monty's doing obscure foreign films now. I think we've exausted this subject.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:33 AM (SS68n)

544 Dan Aykroyd:

Steven Seagal in: Gutbusters
Steven Seagal in: Canadian Bacon
Steven Seagal in: Cardiac Doctor Detroit
Steven Seagal in: Dining Miss Daisy
Steven Seagal in: Fries like Us
Steven Seagal in: Trading Placesettings
Steven Seagal in: the BeefJerky Brothers

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 08:35 AM (uDOIM)

545

>>I think we've exausted this subject.


I think not. But if we don't stop, Andrew will swear off blogging for good.


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:36 AM (h76y6)

546 Steven Seagal in....La Funnel Cake Nikita

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:36 AM (omkIU)

547 Glengarry Glazed Donut

LOL! Man, I need to get back to work.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:37 AM (qF8q3)

548

Okay, one more...


Steven Seagal in ... Bride of Frankfurter


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:37 AM (SS68n)

549 Steven Seagal in ... Dr. Rangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bananas Foster

Steven Seagal in ... Monty Python and the Holy Grill

Steven Seagal in ... Life of Fryin'

Steven Seagal in ... Poaching Nemo

Steven Seagal in ... The Princess, Fried

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:38 AM (JefgB)

550 Steven Seagal in....Feed Willy

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:40 AM (omkIU)

551 Steven Seagal is...Applejuice

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:41 AM (omkIU)

552 Steven Seagal in...Throne Of Blood Sausage

oh I am going to have a coronary

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 08:42 AM (/oqsF)

553 Steven Seagal in ... Bride of Frankfurter

Steven Seagal in ... Monty Python and the Holy Grill

Steven Seagal in....Feed Willy

LOL!

I'm not getting ANY work done and I'm blaming it on you guys when Hubby gets home.

Posted by: at January 18, 2007 08:43 AM (qF8q3)

554 Steven Seagal in ... Bride of Frankfurter

Steven Seagal in ... Monty Python and the Holy Grill

Steven Seagal in....Feed Willy

LOL!

I'm not getting ANY work done and I'm blaming it on you guys when Hubby gets home.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:43 AM (qF8q3)

555 Steven Seagal in ... The BeefShank Redemption

Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:44 AM (h76y6)

556 Steven Seagal in....Fast Food at Cupcake High

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:44 AM (omkIU)

557 Steven Seagal in....Adventures in Binge Eating

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:45 AM (omkIU)

558 Steven Seagal in ... Back to the Fondue

Steven Seagal in ... Miracle Whip on 34th Street

Steven Seagal in ... A Coq Au Vin Now

Steven Seagal in ... Plate Runner

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:45 AM (JefgB)

559 I said Bride of Frankfurter first!!!!

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:46 AM (SS68n)

560 Steven Seagal is...Catalyzing Laura's Coronary.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:46 AM (qF8q3)

561 nevermind.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:47 AM (SS68n)

562 Steven Seagal is....Dazed and Bloated

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:47 AM (omkIU)

563 NiceDeb, I wasn't stealing it, I was repeating it. Sorry, I didn't italicize those.

Steven Seagal is...Instigating Forgotten HTML.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:48 AM (qF8q3)

564 Dustin Hoffman:

Steven Seagal in: Billy Bathtub
Steven Seagal in: Midnight Fryboy
Steven Seagal in: Marathon Bar Man
Steven Seagal in: Cook

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 08:49 AM (uDOIM)

565 I haven't read through all to see if any here are repeats, buuuuut...


Steven Seagal is...Collecting Social Security

Steven Seagal is...Eating More Cheese

Steven Seagal is...Looking for Metamucil

Steven Seagal is...Only Using Polident

Steven Seagal is...Working the Gloryhole

Steven Seagal is...Receiving Don Job

Steven Seagal is...Playing Dueling Banjos

Steven Seagal is...Driving very Slowly

Steven Seagal is...Desperate for Work

Steven Seagal is...Drinking Shirley Temples

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 08:49 AM (1f0pP)

566 Steven Seagal in....The Karate Kidney Pie

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:50 AM (omkIU)

567 I will go the gay route.

Steven Seagal in . . . . "my sausage factory"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 18, 2007 08:51 AM (QTv8u)

568 Clint:

Steven Seagal in......For a Few Donuts More
Steven Seagal in......Where Eclairs Dare
Steven Seagal in......Two Hams for Sister Sara
Steven Seagal in......Hamhock Ridge
Steven Seagal in......In the Line for Cheese
Steven Seagal in......Escape From Atkins
Steven Seagal in......White Rice Black Beans

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 08:51 AM (059Fh)

569 Glengarry Glazed Donut

I

am

dying here



Steven Seagal is ..... Furtherweight 911

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 08:51 AM (hNyWr)

570 Steven Seagal is....Rebel Without A Pork Rind

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:51 AM (omkIU)

571 Steven Seagal in...Days And Nights At The Altoona A&W
Steven Seagal in...Triumph of the Grill

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 08:52 AM (/V4PN)

572 Steven Seagal in ... The Cheese Whizard of Oz

Steven Seagal in ... The African Dairy Queen

Steven Seagal in ... Fat Club

Steven Seagal in ... Crash (Diet)

Steven Seagal in ... A Clockwork Orange Beef & Broccoli

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:53 AM (JefgB)

573 Steven Seagal is....Cheeseless in Seattle

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:55 AM (omkIU)

574 Dr. No Audience
From Russia With Love Handles
Goldfinger Sandwiches
Tomorrow Never Dies From Cholesterol
On Her Majesty's Secret Room Service
Thunderthigh
The Spy Who Loved Meat


Best thematic collection.

Steven Seagal in ... A Coq Au Vin Now

Best foreign food reference.

Posted by: VJay at January 18, 2007 08:56 AM (qEool)

575 Steven Seagal in....50 First Courses

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:57 AM (omkIU)

576 Steven Seagal is...Over the Horizon

Posted by: blooch at January 18, 2007 08:58 AM (Gs/Np)

577 Aaaaand to go with the Don Job and Dueling banjos ones:

Steven Seagal is...Looking for Deliverance

And here's one:

Steven Seagal is...Grinding his Paladin

Steven Seagal is...Leveling up Now

Steven Seagal is...Rolling Only 20s

Steven Seagal is... Busted for Possession

Steven Seagal is...Getting Hip Replacement

Steven Seagal is...Totally Into LARPing

Steven Seagal is...Downloading Midget Pr0n

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 08:59 AM (1f0pP)

578 Steven Seagal in....CasaChileBlanca

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:59 AM (omkIU)

579 If David Cronenberg were to...

Steven Seagal in: Steamers
Steven Seagal in: Dead Ringdings
Steven Seagal in: The Gravy Zone
Steven Seagal in: Naked Lunch, Dinner, Dessert and Snack

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 09:01 AM (uDOIM)

580 Steven Seagal in....A Ham Sandwich to Remember

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:01 AM (omkIU)

581 Steven Seagal in...Eat Drink Man Woman Cow Sheep Armadillo Ostrich Warthog Playtpus Himalayan Yak Coatimundi Crocodile And Also Wildebeest

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:02 AM (/V4PN)

582 Steven Seagal is....Moon-PieStruck

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:03 AM (omkIU)

583 Steven Seagal is...Drinking Melted Butter

Steven Seagal is...Eating Funnel Cakes

Steven Seagal is...Taunting The Amish

Steven Seagal is...Peeing in Pools

Steven Seagal is...Huffing Gold Spraypaint

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 09:04 AM (1f0pP)

584 Steven Seagal in....Oh Shit, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:05 AM (omkIU)

585 Meet the...

Steven Seagal in: Meet the Clam Dip
Steven Seagal in: Meet the Creamcheese
Steven Seagal in: Meet the Crispy Fries
Steven Seagal in: Meet the Chipped Ham

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 09:07 AM (uDOIM)

586 Steven Seagal in...Boneless Sugar-Glazed Wings Of Desire
Steven Seagal in...It Takes A Beef

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:07 AM (UdJCa)

587 Steven Seagal is ... Moving Every Zig (For Great Justice).

Anybody want to create a website that generates a movie poster from your title? Take it to the next level, yo.

Posted by: The Professor at January 18, 2007 09:08 AM (jNnIP)

588 Saving Private...

Steven Seagal in: Saving Private Colostomy Bag
Steven Seagal in: Saving Private Kung Pao
Steven Seagal in: Saving Private Pitted Olives
Steven Seagal in: Saving Private Lardass

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 09:09 AM (uDOIM)

589 Steven Seagal in...The Thin Man. Ha! Ha! Not really. He's Fat As Hell.

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:09 AM (UdJCa)

590 Steven Seagal in...Remember the Pie-Pans

Steven Seagal in...Arby's - Fully Loaded

Steven Seagal in...To Del Taco and Back

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 09:10 AM (nrYPg)

591 It's like Mad Libs, only better.

The Outlaw Josey...

Steven Seagal in: The Outlaw Josey Canned Ham
Steven Seagal in: The Outlaw Josey Fish Fry
Steven Seagal in: The Outlaw Josey Stent
Steven Seagal in: The Outlaw Josey Chafing Dish

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 09:11 AM (uDOIM)

592 Steven Seagal in....Atacolypse Now

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:11 AM (omkIU)

593

Oh Shit, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner


Too funny, Rosetta. How come no one thought of that until #586?


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 09:11 AM (SS68n)

594 Steven Seagal in....The FourCheese Falcon

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:12 AM (omkIU)

595

Just one more I promise...,


Steven Seagal in ... I Am Ham


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 09:13 AM (SS68n)

596 Steven Seagal in...Gustation

...too obscure?

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:13 AM (UdJCa)

597 Steven Seagal in......V is for Vichessoi
Steven Seagal in......The Final Cutlet
Steven Seagal in......Dial M for McDonalds
Steven Seagal in......Kung Pow!: Combo Platter #32

This crap is addictive....

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 09:13 AM (059Fh)

598 Nice Deb,

I've now come to the conclusion that this will never end on its own.

There are too many combinations.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:15 AM (omkIU)

599 Steven Seagal is....The Wizard of MSG

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:17 AM (omkIU)

600 Steven Seagal in ... I Am Ham

Good one Nice Deb!

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:18 AM (omkIU)

601 Steven Seagal in...It's A Wonderful Loaf
Steven Seagal in...Some Like It Ham
Steven Seagal in...All About Eggs
Steven Seagal in...Raging Bratwurst
Steven Seagal in...E.T.: The Egg Timer
Steven Seagal in...Mr. Smith Goes To The Toilet
Steven Seagal in...To Kill A Mockingbird And Cook It And Eat It
Steven Seagal in...The Best Steers Of Our Lives

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:19 AM (UdJCa)

602 I wonder whether Andrew is regretting it now.

Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 09:21 AM (h76y6)

603 Steven Seagal in....Taco 13

"Jack-in-the-Box, we have a problem."

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:21 AM (omkIU)

604 lol, Monty's back on track.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 09:21 AM (SS68n)

605 Steven Seagal is...Ordering Two Pizzas

Steven Seagal is...Farting During Dinner

Steven Seagal is...Wearing Crotchless Panties

Steven Seagal is...IN UR BASE

Steven Seagal is...Pretty in Pink

Steven Seagal is...Dating Lance Bass

Steven Seagal is...Meeting Ted Haggard

Steven Seagal is...Hungry For More

Steven Seagal is...Banging Your Mom

Steven Seagal is...Getting A Rash

Steven Seagal is...Using Vagisil Creme

Steven Seagal is...So Into Pegging

Steven Seagal is...Swearing She's Eighteen

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 09:23 AM (1f0pP)

606 Steven Seagal is...Thanking Wong Foo

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 09:25 AM (1f0pP)

607 Steven Seagal is....The Foodfather

I'm going to place an order he can't refuse.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:25 AM (omkIU)

608 Steven Seagal in...Forced Dump

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:25 AM (UdJCa)

609 Steven Seagal in....Dude, Where's My Career?

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 09:26 AM (059Fh)

610 Steven Seagal in...New Flapjack City

Jesus, I gotta give this up. It's worse than crack.

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:27 AM (UdJCa)

611 Steven Seagal is...Eclipsing Al Gore

Posted by: WolRunnerWoman at January 18, 2007 09:27 AM (miw/1)

612 Steven Seagal in....The Wizard of LDL

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in shape anymore.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:27 AM (omkIU)

613 Steven Seagal in....Sudden Heart-Attack

Go ahead, make my BLT.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:29 AM (omkIU)

614 Steven Segal is.....The Dark Side of the Moon.

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2007 09:30 AM (+aNmG)

615

>>Poop Friction


>>Forced Dump


Monty, when it comes to matters excretionary (is that a word?), no one can compete with you. I still remember the Porterhouse poetry.


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 09:30 AM (h76y6)

616

Steven Segal is...Over the Horizon


 


Steven Segal is...The Horizon


Posted by: blooch at January 18, 2007 09:32 AM (Gs/Np)

617 Monty, when it comes to matters excretionary (is that a word?), no one can compete with you.

My mother (may she rest in peace) would be so pleased to hear that my college education was not wasted.....

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:33 AM (UdJCa)

618 Steven Seagal is....Ben &Jerry Maguire

You had me at "Chunky Monkey."


Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:34 AM (omkIU)

619 Steven Seagal in....The Foodfather II

"Keep your fries close, but your chicken nuggets closer."


Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:37 AM (omkIU)

620 Steven Seagal is....Daddy Fattest

No rice cakes, EVER!

Posted by: at January 18, 2007 09:39 AM (omkIU)

621 Steven Seagal in...The Porcelain Crack'd.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 18, 2007 09:40 AM (uSomN)

622 Steven Seagal in....Fattyshack

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former actor, now, about to become the Nathan's Hot Dog champion.

It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"


Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:43 AM (omkIU)

623 Steven Segal in....Plan 9 from McDonalds

Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 18, 2007 09:52 AM (VvXII)

624 Steven Seagal in...To Kill A Mockingbird And Cook It And Eat It

can't...breathe....

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 09:55 AM (vFl1n)

625 Somehow, this headline seems appropriate in this thread.

Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 09:56 AM (h76y6)

626 You know...this is one of those "hall of fame" threads that we're going to have to explain to newbies in the months and years ahead...

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:59 AM (UdJCa)

627

Okay then... some musicals:


Steven Seagal in ... The Rocky Road Ice Cream Picture Show


Steven Seagal in ... Hurlin' in the Rain


Steven Seagal in ... Mary Poptarts (featuring "Just a cupful of sugar")


Steven Seagal in ... Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn


Steven Seagal in ... Shitty Shitty Bang Bang (why not?)


Steven Seagal in ... Little Donut Shop of Horrors


Steven Seagal in ... Guys and Dolly Madison Cupcakes


Steven Seagal in ... Piddler on the Roof (featuring "If I were a thin man").


Steven Seagal in ... White Christmas Cookies


Steven Seagal in ... Seven Foot Long Subs for Seven Brothers


My Fair Ladyfingers was already taken, dammit.


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 10:00 AM (SS68n)

628 Steven Seagal in ... Grilled Animal House

Steven Seagal in ... Viva, Lost Lunches

Steven Seagal is ... The Manchurian Beef Candidate

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 10:02 AM (pzen5)

629 Nice Deb:

Er...I got to "Piddler On The Roof" first. I'll let you have it, though, since I probably stole it from someone else. (And anyway, there are only so many homophones for fiddler.)

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 10:04 AM (UdJCa)

630

Er...I got to "Piddler On The Roof" first.


Dangit, Monty,I figured it was too good for no one to have used it yet.


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 10:07 AM (SS68n)

631 Steven Seagal is...Watching Panda Pr0n

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 10:17 AM (1f0pP)

632 I can't believe none of you retards have come up with

Steven Segal is . . . Kung Fu Jew

Posted by: hobgoblin at January 18, 2007 10:18 AM (p1s9n)

633 Steven Seagal in...The Lunchbox Murders

Steven Seagal in...Schindler's Blintz

Steven Seagal in...12 Hungry Men

Steven Seagal in...The Usual Sidedishes

Posted by: Baron von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 10:22 AM (nrYPg)

634

Has anyone yet done...


The French fry Connection?


Ben Hurl?


Okay, that's it, I'm done.


I mean it this time.


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 10:25 AM (SS68n)

635 Steven Seagal in ... Schnitzel's List

Steven Seagal in ... The Good Shepherd Pie

Steven Seagal in ... Fig Newtons of Our Fathers

Steven Seagal in ... Blackened Hawk Down

Steven Seagal in ... The Almond Joy Luck Club

Steven Seagal in ... Supperman

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 10:26 AM (JefgB)

636 I think my favorite has got to be Cuffy Meigs The Usual Sous Chefs.

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 10:27 AM (/V4PN)

637 They're ought to be several winners on this thread:

Best Overall (quality + quantity)
Best Individual Entry
Best Themed Entry
Most Repeated

**puts finger to nose -- "Not it."

Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 10:36 AM (2YSe9)

638 I just farted

Posted by: fart at January 18, 2007 10:44 AM (CZc15)

639 I'll weigh in. Better late than never.

Steven Seagal in.....CSI, Waffle House

(now for a list of AosHQ, IB, SOV & LfDR inside jokes)

Steven Seagal is....Codename: Chicken Titties

.... Railing Against Graz

.... Giving Advice....Eventually

.... Banned By Bill

.... Proud Liberal Vet

.... Former Saloon Owner

.... Cute Aggie Monopod

.... Selling Jeep Cherokees

.... Chancing Spring Awakening

.... Taming Feral Cats

.... Feeding The Squirrels

.... Horny Ghost Pony

.... Linking Cheesy Music

.... Excessive Body Hair

.... Desecrating A Portapot

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 18, 2007 10:50 AM (UFNnW)

640 Steven Seagal is ..... Slobbing the Nob.

Posted by: Francase at January 18, 2007 10:53 AM (4j9FO)

641 Steven Seagal in ... Tofu! Tofu! Tofu!
Steven Seagal in ... The Brie Over Pastrami And Rye
Steven Seagal in ... The Battle For Breakfast
Steven Seagal in ... Hoagies For Heroes
Steven Seagal in ... A Few Good Menus
Steven Seagal in ... A Fistful Of Donuts
Steven Seagal in ... For A Few Donuts More
Steven Seagal in ... Once Upon A Time In The Weisman Deli
Steven Seagal in ... The Thin Brown Line :O

Steven Seagal in ... The Colonheads
Steven Seagal in ... Almost Full
Steven Seagal in ... Earth Girls Are Best Poached With Butter
Steven Seagal in ... The Floured Dough Song

Steven Seagal in ... Breakfast
Steven Seagal in ... Breakfast And Lunch
Steven Seagal in ... Breakfast Returns
Steven Seagal in ... Dinner Begins

Steven Seagal is ... what he eats
Steven Seagal is ... just 'big-boned'

Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 10:55 AM (uV/vg)

642 Steven Seagal in: Who Eating the Great Chefs of Europe?

Steven Seagal in: Monty Python's the Meaning of Life

Steven Seagal in: Better, Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

Steven Seagal in: Fried Green Tomatoes, Potatoes, Frog's legs, Chicken, Pork, Pulled Pork, Eclairs, Ice Cream, Pork ByProducts, Scrapple, Eggs, all mixed into one giant vat

Steven Seagal in: Does my Head look like a Large Yam with a Ponytail?

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:00 AM (ynkty)

643 Steven Seagal is .....Barfing for Columbine
Steven Seagal is ..... Willy Wonka Wiped Out the Chocolate Factory
Steven Seagal is ..... Heavyweight 911
Steven Seagal is ..... The Postman Always Eats Twice -- And Sometimes Three Times
Steven Seagal is ..... Eating Raoul, and Maria, and Jose, and Carmen and Pedro and Conchita and Ruff the Wonder Dog

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 11:03 AM (CkYzD)

644 Steven Seagal in: Does my Head look like a Large Yam with a Ponytail?

GOAAOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 11:05 AM (CkYzD)

645 Steven Seagal in... I eat, therefore I yam.

Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 11:16 AM (h76y6)

646 Monty, you get my vote for To Kill A Mockingbird And Cook It And Eat It

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:16 AM (JefgB)

647 Steven Seagal in: A River of Pork Gravy Runs Through It

Steven Seagal in: Hawaii 3.5.0

Steven Seagal in: The Six Million Pound Man

Steven Seagal in: To Deep-Fry a Mockingbird

Steven Seagal in: 9 1/2 Weeks, 300 head of cattle, 25,000 potatoes, 400 loaves of Italian Bread

Steven Seagal in: All the Right Sauces

Steven Seagal in: Almondaeus

Steven Seagal in: Back to the Future III: The Carbohydrate Years

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:16 AM (ynkty)

648 Steven Seagal is...Getting a Colonic

Steven Seagal is...Dancin' for Dollars

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 11:17 AM (1f0pP)

649

Okay, who's kid is "fart"?


He's not one of mine, I swear.


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 11:19 AM (SS68n)

650

Just one more musical:


Steven Seagal in ... Moulin Roux


Now I'm done...stick a fork in me.


Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 11:25 AM (SS68n)

651 You know what AndrewR's thinking right now? What the fuck did I get myself into, that's what. If you combine both Seagal threads, we're up over 800 posts now. Good luck judging that avalanche of punnery, buddy.

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 11:27 AM (/V4PN)

652 Steven Seagal in......All That Jam
Steven Seagal in......Dances With Waffles
Steven Seagal in......E.T: Extra-Transfat
Steven Seagal in......Dinner, Interrupted
Steven Seagal in......Fat Floats
Steven Seagal in......A Few Good Dinner Rolls
Steven Seagal in......Crouching Lardass, Hidden Beltbuckle
Steven Seagal in......Mr. Deeds Goes to Arby's
Steven Seagal in......The Nuttybuddy Professor

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 11:28 AM (059Fh)

653 Steven Seagal is...Wearing A Truss

Steven Seagal is...Straining His Levis

Steven Seagal is...Scaring Our Children

Steven Seagal is...Actually Popular Somewhere

Steven Seagal is...Man's Best Friend

Steven Seagal In...

V For Velveeta

Good Night and Pot Luck

A Scanner Darkmeat

Filetplan

A History Of Corpulence

Besandwiched

Two For The Honey

Polar Excess

Madagascarf

Bad News Bearnaise

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:29 AM (qF8q3)

654 Steven Seagal in: Who Eating the Great Chefs of Europe?

benrand,

I thought about this one but I didn't know if it was too obscure or not.

I loved that movie when I was a kid. Nice work.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 11:30 AM (omkIU)

655 benrand's been on fire.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 11:32 AM (SS68n)

656 Steven Seagal in: That's not a Moon, it's Steven Seagal's head.

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:32 AM (ynkty)

657 Steven Seagal in ... Moulin Roux

HAR!

Another vote for the Mockingbird, too.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:33 AM (qF8q3)

658 V For Velveeta

Good one bbeck. You're pretty funny. For a chick.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 11:33 AM (omkIU)

659 Steven Seagal is........The Amazing Ciderman



Steven Seagal in.......Fatman and Goblin

Posted by: Mad Adman at January 18, 2007 11:34 AM (TfsGd)

660 HA!! V For Velveeta!! Bad News Bearnaise!! Dinner, Interrupted!! nicely done!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:35 AM (JefgB)

661 Almost forgot..

Steven Seagal in.....Lentil

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 11:36 AM (059Fh)

662 I bet the sitemeters at IMDB and Foodnetwork have some curious trackbacks...

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:38 AM (JefgB)

663 The Good Shepherd Pie and Blackened Hawk Down were perfect.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:38 AM (qF8q3)

664 Steven Seagal is...Eating Hot Pockets

Steven Seagal is...Craving Ryan's Privates

Steven Seagal is...Eating the Placenta

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 11:39 AM (1f0pP)

665 Oh, and Rosetta's a man, man.

I think.

Eating the Placenta? GROSS! lol.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:40 AM (qF8q3)

666 Steven Seagal in: Eating Raoul
Steven Seagal in: My Dinner With Andre and his leftover creamed beef

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:43 AM (ynkty)

667 I'm dying. To Kill a Mockingbird and Cook it and Eat it

Dying.

You know, we've had this discussion before, whether women have teh funnay bone or not. I have to say I am consistently amused by lauraw and bbeck, particularly today. Nice Deb had me giggling like a retard.

Oh, and that lesbian too.

There are probably other funny chicks here but I don't know who you are. Cuffy, are you a chick? You've had some of the best entries IMHO.

Monty too but I am jealous of his wit so I'm not saying so.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 11:45 AM (pzen5)

668 Thought I'd throw this in considering the number of "Apocalypse Now" spinoffs there are...

There's actually a short film called "Porklips Now" which is a pretty funny parody. You may be able to find it online somewhere.

However, it doesn't star Steven Seagal.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:47 AM (qF8q3)

669 This thread is just plain evil now - comments just crossed the line at #666

Steven Seagal in ... The Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima
Steven Seagal in ... Foie Gras Of Our Fathers
Steven Seagal in ... The Dirty Dozen Donuts
Steven Seagal in ... FryBoys

Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 11:48 AM (uV/vg)

670 Dave's kissing up to the wimmen again.

I LOVE it.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:51 AM (qF8q3)

671 I racked my brain trying to come up with a good pun on Raiders of the Lost Ark, but couldn't think of anything. bbeck or lauraw: any ideas? (And I will grudgingly admit that you might have a certain amount of funniness wedged into some crevasse or other. Maybe.)

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 11:51 AM (UdJCa)

672 Speaking of eating placentas, Tom Cruise...

Steven Seagal in ... Risky Blintzes (have I seen that above?)

Steven Seagal in ... The Color of Honeybaked Hams

Steven Seagal in ... Top Gut

Steven Seagal in ... A Few Good Cornish Hens

Steven Seagal in ... Mouth Wide Open

Steven Seagal in ... Muffaletta: Impossible

Steven Seagal in ... Cholesterol with Jamie Foxx

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:52 AM (JefgB)

673 Steven Seagal in: Hamomelet

Steven Seagal in: Shakeandbake in Love

Steven Seagal in: MacaroniandBeth

Steven Seagal in: A Midsummer Night's Vat of Cocoa Puffs

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:52 AM (ynkty)

674 I know that Nice Deb and Rosetta already took a pass at Raiders, but there has to be a better joke lurking in there somewhere....

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 11:52 AM (UdJCa)

675 Didn't someone post "Raiders of the Lost Pork"?

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:52 AM (qF8q3)

676 Dave's kissing up to the wimmen again.

Without askin for pitchers or nuthin either!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 11:53 AM (pzen5)

677 Steven Seagal in: Raisins of the Lost Ark

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:54 AM (ynkty)

678 I'm a dude, dude. And I'm starving.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:54 AM (JefgB)

679 Time to start adding a bunch of these to the filmography on his Wikipedia page....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2007 11:58 AM (tVbxd)

680 Steve Seagal in: Raiders of the Beer Gut

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:58 AM (ynkty)

681 Steven Seagal in...Citizen Kangaroo (A thinly-veiled biopic of Bob Keeshan. Co-starring Harvey Keitel as Mr. Greenjeans.)

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 12:01 PM (UdJCa)

682 Steven Seagal is ..... Clear and Present Diner

Steven Seagal in ..... Pantry Games

Steven Seagal in ..... The Sum of All Fritos

Steven Seagal in ..... Executive Room Service Orders

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 12:02 PM (pzen5)

683 I'm a dude, dude.

Well yer a funny one. 50-50 guess on "Cuffy".

It's like Rosetta the male lesbian. Some nicks confuse me.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 12:03 PM (pzen5)

684 Steven Segal is... Finally Getting Full Value on His Money

Posted by: Charles at January 18, 2007 12:06 PM (Dotnu)

685 Steven Seagal in......The Road to Kentucky Fried Chicken
Steven Seagal in......Braising Arizona

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 12:06 PM (059Fh)

686 Steven Seagal is... Refusing to Placate

Posted by: Chris Klein at January 18, 2007 12:11 PM (Dotnu)

687 Well yer a funny one. 50-50 guess on "Cuffy".

I believe Cuffy Meigs is a minor bad guy in one of Ayn Rand's novels.

Atlas Shrugged, perhaps. I forget exactly.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 12:12 PM (CkYzD)

688 Steven Seagal in a Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production of...

Atlas Stuffed

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 12:20 PM (ynkty)

689 How 'bout some frilly period pieces. He's already got a ponytail...

Steven Seagal in ... Pride and Pringles

Steven Seagal in ... Dangerous Liver-n-Onions

Steven Seagal in ... Hamadaeus

Steven Seagal in ... VeryBerry Lyndon

Steven Seagal in ... The Fatness of King George

Steven Seagal in ... The Three Musketeers...and Milky Way, and Zagnut, and Junior Mints, and Chick-o-Stix

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 12:21 PM (JefgB)

690 Steven Seagal is..

Indiana Jonesin for the Buffet of Doom.




Posted by: kevlarchick at January 18, 2007 12:24 PM (7K/LO)

691 The Sergio Leone Movies (and yes, lots of these have already been done):

Steven Seagal in...A Fistful Of Crullers
Steven Seagal in...For A Few Crullers More
Steven Seagal in...The Grilled, The Baked, And The Braised
Steven Seagal in...One Upon A Time In The Waffle House

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 12:24 PM (UdJCa)

692 After this contest if I hear the name Steven Seagal again I may freak out.

I hope "Steven Seagal in....Dave in Texas" wins because that one KICKS ASS!!!

Posted by: Rosetta-ManNotLesbian at January 18, 2007 12:27 PM (omkIU)

693 Steven Seagal in: All your potpies belong to us

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 12:27 PM (ynkty)

694 Steven Seagal in: The Fudgitive

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 12:30 PM (ynkty)

695 Steven Seagal in......Weekend With Bernaise
Steven Seagal in......What Delicatessens May Come
Steven Seagal in......20,000 Pounds Overweight

I think this is the most attention this guys gotten in the last 10 years....

Haven't been this addicted to anything since I quit the pipe...

Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 12:32 PM (059Fh)

696 Steven Seagal is...Bringing Sexy Back

Steven Seagal is...Collecting Pokemon Cards

Steven Seagal is...Watching You Poop

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 12:33 PM (1f0pP)

697

Steven Seagal in... Mystery Meat


Or for a little more inside baseball...


Steven Seagal is...On F'n Notice!


Posted by: Will at January 18, 2007 12:38 PM (SOx9v)

698 OK, the "long list" type has already been done to death, but I have to do one more:

Steven Seagal in... A Jug of Wine, A Loaf of Bread, A Pot of Spaghetti, A Side of Ham, A Bowl of Salad, A Bucket of Chicken, A Roasted Pig, A Chocolate Cake, A Gallon of Ice Cream, a Two-Liter Bottle of Diet Coke, and Thou.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 12:39 PM (CkYzD)

699 btw, here's Steven Seagal's bio on IMDB

ohmydearlord...it says he's a VEGETARIAN. I shit you not.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 12:40 PM (JefgB)

700

>>ohmydearlord...it says he's a VEGETARIAN


Cuffy, he is Buddhist. Buddhists are generally vegetarians.


Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 12:42 PM (h76y6)

701

steven segal in...manson family diet (killing for bread)


steven segal in...saving susan atkins (share the bread, beatch)


Posted by: marc at January 18, 2007 12:44 PM (2fAW4)

702 Steven Seagal is...A Fluffer Backstage

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 12:44 PM (1f0pP)

703 Steven Seagal in...Donner Party Dinner

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 12:46 PM (1f0pP)

704 >>he is Buddhist. Buddhists are generally vegetarians.<<

I've got no, er, beef with his religion. It's just the vegetarian thing kinda messes up this whole 600+ comment thread.

That said, I've seen some tubby vegan muthafuckas at Whole Foods toting sacks of lentils and tofuti...

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 12:49 PM (JefgB)

705 The vote process for this thread will require categories, subcategrories; food related, sodomy related, shitty martial arts related, movie genre related, domestic abuse related, pony-tail and squinting related. holy Jeebus!

the thread that wouldn't die!

Posted by: Paleomedic at January 18, 2007 12:56 PM (xirX/)

706 I don't believe you guys put up another 300 posts while I was at work. Now I know how Michael felt with the Dick Cheney thread.

Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 12:56 PM (GqxeF)

707 Cuffy,

Oreos, donuts, Count Chocula...

None of these are made of meat.

Posted by: PaleoMedic at January 18, 2007 12:58 PM (xirX/)

708

Well I have to withdraw my On F'n Notice, because I didn't see it previously submitted in the other thread.


So there's one less to worry about!


Posted by: Will at January 18, 2007 01:01 PM (SOx9v)

709 >>he is Buddhist.

Steven Seagal is...Going To Hell.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 01:02 PM (qF8q3)

710 ...it says he's a VEGETARIAN.

Steven Seagal is...Lacking In Protein.

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 01:04 PM (qF8q3)

711 This'll need subcategories, Some of them don't follow the three word pattern.

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 01:05 PM (1f0pP)

712 Steven Seagal is...Smokin the Pole

Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 01:06 PM (1f0pP)

713 Steven Seagal in...Catching the Pitcher

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2007 01:08 PM (yrVWG)

714 A Vegetarian??

Do youpeople have any idea how many chickpeas it takes to get that fat?

Holy moly, he must really put it away. Doesn't ruin the thread one bit.

Especially the poop ones.

Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 01:10 PM (oxgWQ)

715 ...it says he's a VEGETARIAN.

Steven Seagal is... High in Fiber

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 01:10 PM (CkYzD)

716 get back to work, bbeck!

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 01:12 PM (CkYzD)

717 Oregon Muse is...Riding My Azz.

All right, I'm going...

Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 01:14 PM (qF8q3)

718 Steven Seagal in... Dude, Where's My Feet?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 01:16 PM (CkYzD)

719 Oregon, that should have been "Dude, Where's My Dick?"

Subtitled: "on top of your neck"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2007 01:30 PM (tVbxd)

720 Actually that should read "on top of HIS neck". Sorry Oregon... I'm such a putz.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2007 01:45 PM (tVbxd)

721 Steven Seagal is ... si lagaeS nevetS

Posted by: Alear at January 18, 2007 01:46 PM (eJq+A)

722 Steven Seagal thread....I'm am here to help ease your pain.

This won't hurt a bit....

Posted by: Dr. Kevorkian at January 18, 2007 02:07 PM (omkIU)

723 Codename: Chicken Titties

HEY!

Posted by: kevlarchick at January 18, 2007 02:13 PM (7K/LO)

724 Steven Seagal in.....I just farted

Posted by: fart at January 18, 2007 02:24 PM (ZQnRG)

725 Steven Seagal cleans up the streets of Metropolitan Coast City in: "Five Second Rule".
This time.... it's on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 02:26 PM (qtee5)

726 Sorry, gotta do one more:

Steven Seagal is... Sugar Tits

(subtitle: This Time, There's Two of Them!)

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 02:35 PM (CkYzD)

727 steven seagal is The Fryin King...
Steven Seagal in Raiders of the Last Carp...
Steven Seagal in Gone With The Blintz

Steven Seagal in Buttered Roll-er Balls\\

Steven Seagal in Cheesy Space Balls



Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:06 PM (mcs8G)

728 Steven Seagal is The Andromegegg Strain

Steven Seagal in Atlas Burped

Steven Seagal in When Worlds Are Fried

Steven Seagal in Fistful of Nachos

Steven Segal in Crouching Omelet, Hidden bacon

Steven Seagal in CSI New York Strip

Steven Seagal in Canadian Bacon

Steven Segal in Have Gum, Will travel


Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:19 PM (mcs8G)

729 Steven Seagal in Cookout at The OK Corral (and Grill)

How about Steven Seagal in the Egger Sanction?

How about Steven Seagal in An inconvenient Soup?



Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:21 PM (mcs8G)

730 Steven Seagal in the Garavy Sitter: the Hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that cooks the ham

Mel Gibson in Payback: Seagal in Fatback

Steven Seagal in Barbequerella

Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:24 PM (mcs8G)

731 Alright, excellent work everyone. For my own sanity, I'm declaring the contest to be over. Further entries, although I may laugh at them, will not be considered for honors.

I'm hoping to have the winners up on Saturday. Unless this big storm hits Portland late tonight (which I'm sorta counting on), in which case work is cancelled and I'll put them up tomorrow.



Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 03:41 PM (GqxeF)

732 Steven Seagal in Hammagedon

Steven Seagal in 2001, A taste Odyssey

Steven Seagal in BreadRunner

Steven Seagal in the Coffee Mate-rix

Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:42 PM (mcs8G)

733

I don't believe you guys put up another 300 posts while I was at work. Now I know how Michael felt with the Dick Cheney thread.


Oh, you bitch my  dear sweet  hunchbacked Laura.  Don't think I have forgotten that it was you  who tricked  me into the mind-numbing chore of judging over  2,000 comments. 


Revenge is sweet.


Steven Seagal --  plays the clarinet!


Keep them coming, folks!


Posted by: Michael at January 18, 2007 03:43 PM (1xbMR)

734 Did you just call me Laura?

Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 03:48 PM (GqxeF)

735 Sigh. Slandering grossly corpulent d-list semi celebrities is such fun...

Jean Claude Van Dammit, anyone?

Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:49 PM (mcs8G)

736 How  about Mary Poppins fresh dough?

Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:53 PM (mcs8G)

737 Steven Seagal is... To Fat To Kick Above The Waist

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2007 03:54 PM (4qddO)

738 Steven Seagal is Requiem for A Heavyweight

Steven Seagal in the Mirror has Two Faces, and eight chins...

Steven Seagal in Transfatformers...

Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:57 PM (mcs8G)

739 I've got to be honest, for me this is thread justifies the very existence of the Internet. Never underestimate the inanity of the masses.

Steven Seagal in...Faster Porkfat! Grill! Grill!

Steven Seagal in...The Polenta Adventure

Steven Seagal is...Over 60 Days Late Pay

Steven Seagal is...Coming in a Theater Near You - co-starring Paul Reubens

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 04:17 PM (aIaFS)

740 My God, sir! This thread! It's...it's grown beyond our ability to control it! It contaminates everything it touches! What can we do, sir? The very earth may be in peril!

Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 04:20 PM (7Iqke)

741 steven seagal in the fantastic flab and the rise of the muffins......

Posted by: morigu at January 18, 2007 04:20 PM (dPaXU)

742 Steven Seagal Music Videos:
Eat IT with Michael Jackson

Little Bread Corvette with Prince, who's probably a queen,truth be told...



Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 04:21 PM (mcs8G)

743

I'm not going to read the whole thread, so I figured I'd stop when one made me laugh until I cried.


Thus, MadAdMan wins for Steven Segal is......Fisting for Dollars


Posted by: otcconan at January 18, 2007 04:21 PM (BId2/)

744 Ehh, I don't know. The Baron brought it with "The Polenta Adventure". I love the obscurity of some of these, y'all are my kind of people.

Posted by: Verity Kindle, who is a girl at January 18, 2007 04:29 PM (8MztE)

745

Did you just call me Laura?


Whoops, sorry Andrew. 


Damn.  So, let's work together.  How can we con that conniving little witch Laura into judging this?


Posted by: Michael at January 18, 2007 04:53 PM (1xbMR)

746 Steven Seagal has...Left the Building

hopefully

Posted by: franksalterego at January 18, 2007 04:53 PM (xJcGS)

747

Mind you, it's not that I am hostile towards Laura.  Certainly not. It's just that the slut who beat me in the football pool by two points Laura is seriously in need of a chastening comeuppance.


Posted by: Michael at January 18, 2007 05:00 PM (1xbMR)

748 Steven Seagal whips the competition, and its it too...but JUST FOR NOW...

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 05:01 PM (mcs8G)

749 OOPS>>>eats it, not  its it. My bad.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 05:02 PM (mcs8G)

750

Steven Segal is...Busting A Nut


Steven Segal is...Coughing Up Blood


Steven Segal is...The Lion King


 


Posted by: Don Carne at January 18, 2007 05:20 PM (RJDcF)

751 Oh Steven Seagal thread, how we so loved ye;
However your overdue death is a pleasure to see.

There were lots of fat jokes with culinary flair;
Even a few jabs about your ginormous underwear.

Your acting was panned, your whole career lambasted;
But our only regret was how fucking long this thing lasted.

You started a lighthearted and pleasant affair;
But 24 hours later we were pulling our hair.

There were many, many times we thought we were through;
But like Brokeback Mountain, dammit, we couldn't quit you.

Rather than in prayer, we bid adieu with a snort and a shout;
Steven Seagal in...Good Morning, Vietnamese Takeout.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 05:33 PM (omkIU)

752 Please say it will never happen again.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 05:42 PM (mcs8G)

753

Steven Seagal in ... Smoked Butt


Steven Seagal in ... Smoked Ham and the Bandit


Steven Seagal in ... The Cabbage Patch Kids


Steven Seagal in ... Cheese Balls


Posted by: cranky at January 18, 2007 05:54 PM (Xj2Ev)

754 I can't fucking believe this shit.

Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 05:55 PM (GqxeF)

755 Quick! Somebody drive a stake through this thread's heart and cut off it's head!

Posted by: eman at January 18, 2007 05:58 PM (FWrFx)

756 Fucking rhyming couplets, like Andrew Marvell or some shit.

Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 06:01 PM (GqxeF)

757 rhyming couplets, like Andrew Marvell or some shit.

I'm a fucking moron; what do you want from me, Yeats?

Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 06:17 PM (omkIU)

758 how about some doctor dre, rosetta
?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 06:22 PM (mcs8G)

759 maybe not, or it'll be in the next Seagal straight to video epic, in living color.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 06:25 PM (mcs8G)

760 nothing new stirring hereabouts, and that's good...

Posted by: roy batty...these eyes have seen things at January 18, 2007 06:41 PM (mcs8G)

761 Zis thread is not dead, not one of God's true dead. It iz Undead. It will wander zeh night seeking victims and spreading Satan's evil. Vee must destroy it.

Posted by: Prof. van Helsing at January 18, 2007 06:44 PM (FWrFx)

762 these eyes?

Do you mean These Eyes?

Posted by: Bart at January 18, 2007 06:59 PM (/vlbO)

763 Steven Seagal in: Have Burger, will Travel

Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:07 PM (9nt2a)

764 barely broke the skin.

Posted by: a dead horse at January 18, 2007 07:08 PM (56ssE)

765 Kill me!

Posted by: Steven Seagal's Belt at January 18, 2007 07:11 PM (FWrFx)

766 Never, never assume that the thread is really finished! It's the classic one last scare.
Always check and make sure that it's dead, then shoot it in the head twice, to be absolutely sure.

Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 07:55 PM (8MztE)

767

Just to be a punk...


Steven Seagal in... The Fat and the Furry-Assed


Posted by: Necrotic Equine at January 18, 2007 07:58 PM (olS40)

768 "God preserve the United States. We know the Race is not to the swift nor the Battle to the Strong. Do you not think an Angel rides in the Whirlwind and directs this Storm?"

-Steven Seagal, Delegate to the Continental Congress, 1778

Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 08:23 PM (8MztE)

769 Steven Seagal in...Night Of The Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...Dawn of the Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...Day of the Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...City Of The Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...28 Days After The Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...Sean Of The Undead Thread

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2007 05:22 AM (UdJCa)

770 Seven hundred and seventy-third!!!!

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 19, 2007 05:40 AM (rsjbM)

771 The Oshkosh Library (Bookmobile Division) would like to apologize for the unfortunate incident which occurred last Saturday morning during our "Fun with Books" program. Mr. Steven Seagal (actor) was invited to our Dr. Seuss Festival and asked to read the classic "Green Eggs and Ham." Mr. Seagal mistakenly thought he would be SERVED green eggs and ham. During the ensuing melee several children were eaten by Mr. Seagal. Due to this incident the "Fun with Books" program has been temporarily suspended.

Posted by: Spanky at January 19, 2007 06:28 AM (9dclJ)

772 Monty,

Remember: the guys in the white coats will be your friends and they are going to take you to a place that will make you feel all better.

I too had a hard time moving so I wrote my little eulogy poem for the thread and I am slowly getting back to a normal like.

You may want to try the same. For "closure".

Posted by: Rosetta at January 19, 2007 06:30 AM (omkIU)

773 You may want to try the same. For "closure".

Lies! Pernicious lies! I can stop anytime I want.

Honest.

Any. Time. I. Want.
.....

The dance classics:

Steven Seagal in...Hokey-Pokey in Hoboken
Steven Seagal in...Twisting In Trenton
Steven Seagal in...An Armenian in Paris, Texas
Steven Seagal in...Funky Chicken in Fredericksburg
Steven Seagal in...Doing The Worm In Waukegan

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2007 07:12 AM (/V4PN)

774 Monty. We love you and that's why we're confronting you about your problem with letting go. We're intervening because we want you to get better and to be happy again someday, with another thread. I know that seems ridiculous to you now, that you could ever love again, but trust me, someday, you will. The pain will fade and you will be ready to start again, maybe with a nice hometown Cheney thread. I've been there, man. I've been there. And that's why I'm here to help. ::reassurance group hugs::

Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 19, 2007 09:03 AM (8MztE)

775 You're all nuts.

Spanky, that's some funny shit.

Posted by: Former Lurker at January 19, 2007 11:54 AM (Vuj03)

776 hehehe "Atlas Burped". Now that's funny.

Posted by: doc at January 19, 2007 11:59 AM (o9pdo)

777 running with scissors

Posted by: at January 19, 2007 12:00 PM (o9pdo)

778 I apologize in advance...I just have to one more time.

Borders Books is proud to present an evening of dramatic reading by Mr. Steven Seagal. Mr. Seagal will be reading the popular three book series "Walter the Farting Dog". Mr. Seagal said he identifies with Walter and his gastrointestinal problems and feels all children should learn these valuable lessons. He is quoted as saying "I stink like Walter and I have feelings too."

Children of all ages are welcome. Each child in attendance is asked to bring Mr. Seagal a Little Debbie Snack Cake of their choosing.

**Note: Borders would like to disclose that due to the unfortunate incident at the Oshkosh Bookmobile
reading all adults will be provided with complimentary taser guns.**

Posted by: Spanky at January 19, 2007 12:59 PM (9dclJ)

779 Steven Seagal is "Sniffing Bicycle Seats"

Posted by: Basilisk at January 19, 2007 02:02 PM (NUXBb)

780 Steven Seagal is ..... Almost 800 Posts!

Posted by: TaterCon at January 19, 2007 03:52 PM (wOw24)

781 Steven Seagal is.....Living in a van down by the river.

Posted by: ChrisFarley at January 19, 2007 04:51 PM (ppDvM)

782 Steven Seagal in....I Just Farted 2: Oops, I farted Again

Posted by: at January 19, 2007 06:13 PM (CZc15)

783

Steven Seagal is.....Living in a van down by the river.


Now that is bringing the funny, Chris.


And this is 786 signing out.


Posted by: cranky at January 19, 2007 07:29 PM (Xj2Ev)

784 Steven seagal is. . .. .recieving more attention than he has in the last 12 years.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 19, 2007 08:10 PM (QTv8u)

785 Steven Seagal is .... Worse Than a Wet Fart in Church.

Posted by: TaterCon at January 19, 2007 11:24 PM (wOw24)

786 Steven Seagal is .... gay for cowboys

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Posted by: hasta misin at February 08, 2011 01:22 PM (Uipkt)

788 I have seen a lots of movies of this star and he has always been my favorite.

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