January 17, 2007
— AndrewR I figure 100 comments in just over an hour merits it. Visit the previous Steven Seagal post, and then add your own ideas here.
I'll have the contest results...soon.
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Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 12:50 PM (1oOYY)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 17, 2007 12:51 PM (JKlMI)
Posted by: Matt Damon at January 17, 2007 12:52 PM (h76y6)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:53 PM (h76y6)
Posted by: meatball at January 17, 2007 12:54 PM (i8nuF)
Steven Seagal is ... Eating for Two
Steven Seagal is ... Farming for Gold
Steven Seagal is ... Playing Pocket Pool
Steven Seagal is ... Straight But Curious
Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 12:54 PM (yJ5ul)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:54 PM (TjqdC)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 12:55 PM (UdJCa)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:55 PM (TjqdC)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:56 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 12:56 PM (UdJCa)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:56 PM (TjqdC)
Relax all you want. I was planning a "more than three words" category anyway.
And yours are damn funny.
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:57 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:58 PM (TjqdC)
Posted by: mesablue at January 17, 2007 12:58 PM (a8MXW)
Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 12:59 PM (UpPn7)
Steven Segal is....Breaking Some Bitches
Steven Segal is....Passing a Stone
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 12:59 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Steve S. at January 17, 2007 12:59 PM (H826O)
At least we're on the same, sick wavelength.
Where's the delete key?
Posted by: mesablue at January 17, 2007 01:00 PM (a8MXW)
Posted by: roc ingersol at January 17, 2007 01:00 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:01 PM (TjqdC)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:01 PM (H826O)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:02 PM (TjqdC)
Posted by: mesablue at January 17, 2007 01:02 PM (a8MXW)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (H826O)
Steven Seagal is...Getting A Grill For His Teefs
Steven Seagal is...Trying On A Dress and Thinking, Is It Me?
Steven Seagal is...A Secret Fan Of The Dukes of Hazzard
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (UdJCa)
Posted by: p. thadz at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (BBv3C)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (TjqdC)
Steven Segal is....Passing the Potatoes
Steven Segal is....The Hopscotch King
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (omkIU)
Breaks the "rules" a little, but isn't that what Steven Seagal is all about - breaking the rules.
Steven Seagal is .... A Shoulder To Cry On
Posted by: Wardrobe Door at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (hCUhy)
Posted by: MadAdman at January 17, 2007 01:03 PM (rIJ9q)
Posted by: truman capote at January 17, 2007 01:04 PM (a8MXW)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:04 PM (H826O)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 01:04 PM (UdJCa)
Steven Seagal is... Hiding The Gerbil
Steven Seagal is... Shocking The Monkey
Steven Seagal is... Johnny Rotten's Abortion
Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2007 01:06 PM (WIOB1)
Steven Seagal is . . . Driving His Sentra
Steven Seagal is . . . Blowing up Microwaves: 3
Steven Seagal is . . . Pretending He's Twins
Steven Seagal is . . . Killing For Peace
Posted by: skinbad at January 17, 2007 01:06 PM (SwH/f)
Posted by: Britney & the Ewok Hobos at January 17, 2007 01:06 PM (a8MXW)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:07 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Paulitics at January 17, 2007 01:07 PM (47+Ys)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:08 PM (TjqdC)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at January 17, 2007 01:08 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 01:09 PM (UdJCa)
Posted by: Man Screaming in Pain at January 17, 2007 01:09 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is ... Toiling in Obscurity
Steven Seagal is ... Having Fries With That
Steven Seagal is ... So Past His 15 Minutes
Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 01:10 PM (yJ5ul)
Steven Seagal is...Coding in FORTRAN
Steven Seagal is...Hugging a Kitten
Steven Seagal is...Mugging the Punter
Steven Seagal is...Rather Calm Lately
Posted by: some guy at January 17, 2007 01:10 PM (e5r8o)
Posted by: Geo11 at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (+k0u5)
Posted by: $5 Disgusting Fat Crack Whore at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: World B. Free at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (21mXb)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (TjqdC)
Posted by: MadAdman at January 17, 2007 01:12 PM (rIJ9q)
Sorta like this hapless entry. Honestly, I like Adopting a Kitten the best. I could actualy almost *watch* that movie -- it couldn't be worse than Kindergarden Cop.
Posted by: fretless at January 17, 2007 01:12 PM (twzGk)
Posted by: Acting Coach at January 17, 2007 01:12 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2007 01:12 PM (WIOB1)
Steven Segal is ... Master of Mahjong
Steven Segal is ... Skeptical of ATMs
Steven Segal has ... Tennis Ball Walkertreads
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:13 PM (JefgB)
Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 01:13 PM (ANkPG)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 01:13 PM (UdJCa)
Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 01:15 PM (ANkPG)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:15 PM (TjqdC)
Posted by: MadAdman at January 17, 2007 01:15 PM (rIJ9q)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:16 PM (omkIU)
Steven Segal is.....Stark Raving Mad
Steven Segal is.....Chuck Norris' Bitch
Though, I can't see Steven Segal's name anymore without thinking of this (NWSF).
Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 17, 2007 01:17 PM (VvXII)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: Stoner at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is ... Driving Miss Daisy
Steven Seagal is ... Making Number Two
Steven Seagal is ... In Time Out
Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (yJ5ul)
Steven Seagal is ... Against All Ponytails
Steven Seagal is ... Fistfull Of Ponytails
Steven Seagal is ... Ponytail Of Desire
Steven Seagal is ... Paths Of Ponytails
Steven Seagal is ... The Ponytail Mutiny
Steven Seagal is ... Full Metal Ponytail
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (tVbxd)
Steven Seagal is...Back For Thirds
Steven Seagal is...Thinkin' About Pie
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 01:18 PM (2t5w5)
Posted by: ErikW at January 17, 2007 01:19 PM (uArsH)
Posted by: RoyalOak at January 17, 2007 01:20 PM (OkS8l)
Oh I am dying
Illtempered Cur gets his own category. Hot damn, that is so friggin funny
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 01:20 PM (2t5w5)
Posted by: Paulitics at January 17, 2007 01:20 PM (47+Ys)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:20 PM (TjqdC)
Steven Seagal is ... Under Siege, Again
Steven Seagal is ... Easier to Kill
Steven Seagal is ... Below Sacred Ground
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 17, 2007 01:21 PM (dTi2n)
Steven Segal is ... Pirating Pay Cable
Steven Segal is ... Sniffing Gas Tanks
Steven Segal is ... Stroking His Mullet
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:23 PM (JefgB)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 01:23 PM (2t5w5)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:23 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is ... Doing the Macarena
Steven Seagal is ... Walter "Radar" O' Reilly
Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 01:24 PM (yJ5ul)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:25 PM (GqxeF)
Steven Seagal is........making up movietitles
Steven Seagal is.........actually a Thetan
Steven Seagal is.........Rosie's half-brother
Steven Seagal is.........experiencing CIA-agent envy
Posted by: Drago at January 17, 2007 01:26 PM (n9pE2)
Steven Seagal is...Having My Baby
Steven Seagal is...Fixing A Hole
Cordially...
Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 01:26 PM (ANkPG)
Steven Seagal is . . . Doing 63 in a 55
Steven Seagal is . . . Fitted for Insoles
Steven Seagal is . . . On Hold With His Agent
Steven Seagal is . . . Sweatin' To Oldies
Steven Seagal is . . . A Cautionary Tale
Steven Seagal is . . . Adopting an African
Posted by: skinbad at January 17, 2007 01:26 PM (SwH/f)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:29 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is...Fighting Depression
Steven Seagal is...Squinting at Me
Steven Seagal is...Turning Japanese
Steven Seagal is...The Puffiest SEAL in the Navy!
Posted by: PaleoMedic at January 17, 2007 01:30 PM (xirX/)
"The Biggest Loser"
"The Family Guy"
"Covering for Elvis"
"The English Patient"
Posted by: Chief White Bear at January 17, 2007 01:30 PM (i1xel)
Posted by: MadAdman at January 17, 2007 01:31 PM (rIJ9q)
I wish we would have all seen this earlier so we could have ignored this thread.
One of the best so far:
Steven Seagal is...Hard to Fill
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 01:33 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Woodwind Knitting at January 17, 2007 01:34 PM (41Dd+)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:35 PM (TjqdC)
Steven Segal in....A Wal-mart Greeter
Steven Segal is....Lord of War
Steven Segal is.... Breaking Mountains Backs
Steven Segal in....The Ponytail Effect
Steven Segal is....The Amityville Horror
Steven Segal is... E.T. the Extraterrestrial
Steven Segal in...She's the Man
Steven Segal is...Seabiscuit
Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 17, 2007 01:35 PM (VvXII)
Steven Seagal is ... Super Sizing It.
Steven Seagal is ... Eating Mr. Goodbar
Steven Seagal is ... Eyeing Your Plate
Steven Seagal is ... Furrowing his Brow
Steven Seagal is ... Working on It*
*(SNL "Middle Aged Man" reference)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 17, 2007 01:37 PM (vhP5O)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:37 PM (wTVTX)
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 17, 2007 01:38 PM (w0dpL)
Steven Seagal is ... Hard To Lasso
Steven Seagal is ... Showing His Titties
Steven Seagal is ... Picking Navel Lint
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:38 PM (JefgB)
Steven Seagal is - Running with Scissors
Steven Seagal is - Eating Paint Chips
Steven Seagal is - Wants to Cry
Steven Seagal is - Licking Dirty Squeakholes
Steven Seagal is - Fucking Up Hobos
Steven Seagal is - Into Gay Porn
Posted by: theBman at January 17, 2007 01:38 PM (/vN7m)
Posted by: Steve #2 at January 17, 2007 01:38 PM (uIMqK)
Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead
Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead
Posted by: adamthemad at January 17, 2007 01:40 PM (NFdFN)
damn, this is way too much fun. I gotta get back to work....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2007 01:40 PM (tVbxd)
Steven Seagal is...Pushin' Up Daisies
Steven Seagal is...Unable to Sit
Steven Seagal is...Some Kind of Wonderful
Posted by: PaleoMedic at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (xirX/)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (JefgB)
Steven Seagal is ..... Sinking the Bismarck
Steven Seagal is ..... thinking about lunch
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (pzen5)
Posted by: The Bishop at January 17, 2007 01:41 PM (d6bNm)
Posted by: Paul Anka at January 17, 2007 01:42 PM (d6bNm)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:43 PM (JefgB)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: Al Gore at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (wnU1W)
Taking a dump
Dumping a take
Thumping a Drake
(Oh, that last one should be on IB, sorry)
Posted by: Tom M at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (d6bNm)
Posted by: Frankenberry at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (RhGv7)
Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 01:45 PM (wnU1W)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:45 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 01:46 PM (wnU1W)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:46 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 01:47 PM (wnU1W)
Posted by: Barry in CO at January 17, 2007 01:47 PM (kKjaJ)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:47 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: steve #2 at January 17, 2007 01:47 PM (uIMqK)
Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 01:48 PM (wnU1W)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:48 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:48 PM (GqxeF)
Seriously. You'll be hearing from my lawyers. I'll own this blog when this is over.
Posted by: Steven Seagal at January 17, 2007 01:48 PM (PgNVv)
Steven Segal is...crawling from wreckage
Steven Segal is...cursed in love
Steven Segal is...bending like Becham
Steven Segal is...Frying a turkey
Steven Segal is...blowing his lines
Posted by: Tom M at January 17, 2007 01:49 PM (d6bNm)
Posted by: Harkonnendog at January 17, 2007 01:49 PM (Hx3DM)
Steven Seagal is ... Masturbating to Wierd Science
Steven Seagal is ... Checking the Classifieds
Steven Seagal is ... Chewing his Cud
Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 17, 2007 01:49 PM (vhP5O)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 01:51 PM (JefgB)
Posted by: Steven Seagal at January 17, 2007 01:51 PM (PgNVv)
Steven Seagal is...Ignoring his LDL
Steven Seagal is...Sofa-diving for Change
Steven Seagal is...In Bad Taste
Steven Seagal is...Winning this Contest!
Posted by: Lapsed Leftist at January 17, 2007 01:52 PM (k/o2X)
Posted by: Lapsed Leftist at January 17, 2007 01:55 PM (k/o2X)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 01:57 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: Reagan Youth at January 17, 2007 02:01 PM (PgNVv)
Posted by: ACB at January 17, 2007 02:01 PM (peDLQ)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 02:04 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 02:04 PM (SS68n)
Ok, that's my one. Gotta save what's left for actual funny stuff.
Posted by: TheSev at January 17, 2007 02:04 PM (JkjS2)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 02:07 PM (SS68n)
Steven Segal is... Fond of lemurs
Steven Segal is... Out of quarters
Steven Segal is... Disguised as Bono
Steven Segal is... Ribbed for pleasure
Steven Segal is... Lurking in restrooms
Steven Segal is... Frightening the children
Steven Segal is... Gene Lebell's Bitch
Posted by: Achmed at January 17, 2007 02:11 PM (j4t+e)
Posted by: carl carlson at January 17, 2007 02:15 PM (YaGFS)
Posted by: Vinnie at January 17, 2007 02:19 PM (fdAim)
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 17, 2007 02:21 PM (x0jT7)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:22 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rocketeer at January 17, 2007 02:23 PM (GFaLW)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 17, 2007 02:27 PM (dTi2n)
Posted by: Retired Geezer at January 17, 2007 02:27 PM (/zHrd)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 17, 2007 02:28 PM (KeOQp)
Steven Seagal is...Ponytail On The River Kwai
Steven Seagal is...The Ponytail Whisperer
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 02:29 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Rocketeer at January 17, 2007 02:30 PM (GFaLW)
Steven Segal is...Flossing Twice Daily
Steven Segal is...Praying for a Cure
Steven Segal is...Really Big Boned
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:31 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 17, 2007 02:32 PM (x0jT7)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:36 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is...Touching His Kids
Steven Seagal is...Showing His Elevens
Steven Seagal is...Fucking Up Santa
Steven Seagal is...Touching the Void
Steven Seagal is...Stroking My Taint
Steven Seagal is...Open For Business
Steven Seagal is...Sick With Disease
Steven Seagal is...Covered With Sores
Steven Seagal is...an Inconvenient Truth
Steven Seagal is...Just Like Paradise
Steven Seagal is...A Buck Fiddy
Steven Seagal is...Out of Lube
Steven Seagal is...Forming an Exploratory Committie
Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2007 02:37 PM (q177U)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 02:37 PM (DbybK)
..... a fucking tool
..... a tadbit gay
..... a little rotund
Posted by: mastour at January 17, 2007 02:38 PM (Btieu)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:42 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 02:45 PM (GqxeF)
Steven Segal is... Wearing Gold Diapers
Steven Segal is... Marking his territory
Steven Segal is... My Baby's Mamma
Steven Segal is... One Third Zulu
Steven Segal is... Lee Harvey Oswald
Steven Segal is... Free With Purchase
Steven Segal is... Not experiencing outbreaks
Steven Segal is... Completely self lubricating
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 02:47 PM (j4t+e)
Posted by: Achmed at January 17, 2007 02:48 PM (j4t+e)
Day of the Ponytail
Bring Me The Ponytail Of Alfredo Garcia
Empire of the Ponytail
Invasion of the Ponytails
Three Days of the Ponytail
A Very Long Ponytail
The Ponytail's Tale
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2007 02:53 PM (tVbxd)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:56 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 02:57 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Achmed at January 17, 2007 02:58 PM (j4t+e)
Posted by: Bugler at January 17, 2007 03:03 PM (oKQob)
Steven Segal is...Stealing the Election
Steven Segal is...Killing for Oil
Steven Segal is...Hating Black People
Steven Segal is...An Untreated Alcoholic
Steven Segal is...the Worst President Ever
Posted by: stupid typical fucking moonbat at January 17, 2007 03:07 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 03:10 PM (omkIU)
Marked for Re-entry
The Dinner Man
On Deadly Narcotics
Above USDA Guidelines
About to Brood
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 17, 2007 03:13 PM (aIaFS)
Posted by: krakatoa at January 17, 2007 03:14 PM (lhHq3)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2007 03:15 PM (PgNVv)
Steven Seagal is...Popping and Locking
Steven Seagal is...Shaving His Bush
Steven Seagal is...Trying the Wine
Steven Seagal is...Weezing the Frosty
Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2007 03:16 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 03:16 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 03:25 PM (DbybK)
Steven Seagal is... Chunking up faster than John Travolta but not as fast as Vince Vaughn.
Posted by: burnitup at January 17, 2007 03:29 PM (aBbr6)
Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 03:29 PM (1oOYY)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 03:35 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 03:38 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 03:47 PM (2YSe9)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 03:53 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in...Things To Do In Denver When You're Morbidly Obese
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 03:58 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: The Reagan Youth at January 17, 2007 03:58 PM (PgNVv)
Posted by: dorkafork at January 17, 2007 03:59 PM (ksDNy)
Posted by: Steven Seagal at January 17, 2007 04:05 PM (hNyWr)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 04:06 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 17, 2007 04:06 PM (K4lJ9)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 04:06 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: RighTurn at January 17, 2007 04:07 PM (ojH/g)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 04:11 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:15 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 04:17 PM (hNyWr)
Posted by: Achmed at January 17, 2007 04:19 PM (j4t+e)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:19 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:20 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:20 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: BC at January 17, 2007 04:21 PM (CUvbZ)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:21 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:22 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:22 PM (DbybK)
Steven Seagal is... Holding His Wee.
Steven Seagal is... Not Wearing Pants.
Steven Seagal is... Such a Bitch.
Steven Seagal is... Funky Cold Medina.
Posted by: dorkafork at January 17, 2007 04:23 PM (ksDNy)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:23 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:24 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:24 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:26 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:26 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:27 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:28 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: dorkafork at January 17, 2007 04:28 PM (ksDNy)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:32 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:34 PM (DbybK)
Steven Seagal is completely trashed.
Steven Seagal is hating this blog!
Steven Seagal is Drinking our booze!
Steven Seagal is dead on arrival!
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2007 04:34 PM (rpSu5)
waiting for a bus
wishing he was chuck norris
lighting some incense
rollin' with the homies
Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 04:38 PM (dPaXU)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 04:38 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 04:38 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 04:40 PM (dPaXU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:40 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:42 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:44 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is Men In Fat
Steven Seagal is Hard To Feed
Steven Seagal is Under Siege, Overweight...
Steven Seagal is Fattest Man Standing...
Steven Seagal is Ryan Seacrest's "Friend"...
Steven Seagal/DMX in Lord of the Bling
Steven Seagal is One Sad Bastard...
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 04:47 PM (Bc/Cr)
Steven Seagal is ... Saving Ryan's Steakhouse
Steven Seagal is ... Forrest Rump
Steven Seagal is ... Under Pants: Evolution
I got nothin'
Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 04:53 PM (2YSe9)
Steven Seagal is a Gay Stunt Double
Steven Seagal is Back For Seconds
Steven Seagal is Terminator 4: Buffet
Steven Seagal is Chuck Norris's Lovechild
Steven Seagal is The Titanic. really
Steven Seagal is The Not Slimmer Man
Steven Seagal is Calling Jenny Craig
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 04:56 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 04:57 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 04:58 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 04:59 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:02 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in...Your Mother Is A Shitty Lay
Steven Seagal in...The VD Clinic Called, And The News Isn't Good
Steven Seagal in...Piddler On The Roof
Steven Seagal in...Kung Fu, Mon Amour
Steven Seagal in...Thomas Jefferson: The Monologues
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:03 PM (7Iqke)
Steven Seagal in...A Fridge Too Far
Steven Seagal in...Assless Chaps: A Love Story
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:05 PM (7Iqke)
BWAAA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!
ohdearlordthatis funnyRosetta
OK, on to love stories:
Steven Seagal in...An Eclair To Remember
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 05:07 PM (DbybK)
Steven Seagal is in Lucky Number Four-Fifty...
Steven Seagal is The Wizard of Lard
Steven Segal is Ben Hernia...
Steven Seagal is Under Siege: radical prostatectomy
Steven Seagal in the Gumbo Kings
Steven Seagal is in RoadHouse 3: The Waffle House
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:07 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:07 PM (7Iqke)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:09 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:11 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:11 PM (Xj2Ev)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:12 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:13 PM (9ULFg)
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:13 PM (Xj2Ev)
Steven Seagal in...Last Tango In Keokuk, Iowa
Steven Seagal in...Your Colostomy, My Prostate
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:14 PM (7Iqke)
Steven Seagal just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:14 PM (9ULFg)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:15 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:15 PM (9ULFg)
I have to disclaim the "Fridge too far" thing. Rodney Dangerfield did it in Back To School. Gotta bow before the master.
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:16 PM (7Iqke)
Steven Seagal is The Ten Fat Manments...
Steven Segal is in Enemy At The Plates
Steven Seagal is The Bread Pool...
Steven Segal is in Dances with Matzah
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:16 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:16 PM (9ULFg)
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:18 PM (Xj2Ev)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:20 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:20 PM (Xj2Ev)
Super Size Me!
Steven Seagal is Fat as Hell and He's not gonna take it anymore...unless it comes with fries...
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:21 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:21 PM (9ULFg)
Steven Seagal is in the Texas Toast Massacre
Steven Seagal in Night of the Living Bread
Steven Seagal is The Simmer Man
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:24 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 05:24 PM (9ULFg)
Steven Segal is...Hanes Inspector 12
Steven Segal is..Wiping His Ass
Steven Segal is...Listening To http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs5f2HPuNQI
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 05:24 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: Claire at January 17, 2007 05:24 PM (l1oyw)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:27 PM (DbybK)
Steven Seagal in To Sir, With A Side Order of Bacon
Steven Seagal in Walking Fat
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:27 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:29 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:30 PM (Xj2Ev)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:30 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:33 PM (7Iqke)
Posted by: Geo11 at January 17, 2007 05:33 PM (+k0u5)
OK, now there are the unadultered titles:
Steven Seagal in...Grease
Steven Seagal in...Body Heat
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:33 PM (DbybK)
Steven Segal is...Applying For Medicare
Steven Segal is...A Flaming Homosexual
Steven Segal is...H.R. Puffinstuff
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 05:34 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:35 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in Independence Day, Barbeque
Steven Seagal in the Gum that won the west
Steven seagal in Burrito Libre
Steven Seagal in Grill Bill, Vol. 1.
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:35 PM (Bc/Cr)
Steven Seagal in ... The Hungry Man
Steven Seagal in ... I Crapped My Pants: The Movie
Steven Seagal in ... Fatzilla Eats Tokyo
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:35 PM (Xj2Ev)
Posted by: drolmorg at January 17, 2007 05:35 PM (fSYy0)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:37 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:38 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: franksalterego at January 17, 2007 05:39 PM (OCwJd)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:41 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 05:42 PM (Xj2Ev)
If I have dreams about Steven Seagal tonight I'm going to be pissed.
Andrew, please...when does it stop???
Steven Seagal is...Giant
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:44 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 05:44 PM (Bc/Cr)
Steven Seagal in...Sex, Lies and Turducken
You owe me new underpants!
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 05:46 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:47 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:49 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 05:49 PM (njLsB)
Steven Seagal in...Eating Raoul...and Oscar, and Osvaldo, and Bartolo.
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:50 PM (7Iqke)
Steven Seagal is....breaking his chair.
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 05:50 PM (FWrFx)
Steven Seagal is .... <i>the Mighty Quinn</i>M
Steven Seagall is ....<i>Under the Polar Ice Cap</i>
Steven Seagall is .... <i>Biodiesel Willie Powered</i
Steven Seagal is .... <i>not afraid of bird influenza</i>
Steven Seagal is .... <i>the wind beneath my wings</i>
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 05:50 PM (hNyWr)
Posted by: Ray Midge at January 17, 2007 05:51 PM (rH3Ei)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:52 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 05:53 PM (GqxeF)
Steven Segal is...Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
Steven Segal is...Tora! Tora! Tora!
Steven Segal can...Call Me Al
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 05:55 PM (RJDcF)
Steven Seagal in...Spud. (There is a famous scene where Seagal bets that he can eat fifty eggs in an hour. Only it really isn't a bet, because it's something that Seagal does every day whether there's a bet riding on it or not.)
Steven Seagal in...Cake On A Hot Tin Skillet
Steven Seagal in...A Streetcar Named Stuckey's
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 05:55 PM (7Iqke)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:57 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 05:59 PM (omkIU)
Steven Segal is...Slicing Like A Fuckin' Hammer
Steven Segal is...Like A Viking
Steven Segal is...Obscured By Clouds
Steven Segal is..4 Non-Blonds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8FlwrifZ2o
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:00 PM (RJDcF)
Steven Seagal is.... purging a midget.
Steven Seagal in ..... "Animal Stew"
Steven Seagal is.... rehearsing for Hamlet.
Steven Seagal in ..... "Mission: Subway"
Steven Seagal in...."Ice Cream Station Zebra"
Steven Seagal in "Fry Silent, Fry Deep"
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:00 PM (FWrFx)
Steven Segal is... Killing Them with Kindness!
Steven Segal is... Confused By TIVO!
Posted by: Ray Midge at January 17, 2007 06:00 PM (rH3Ei)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:02 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:03 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:04 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in...Frown Your Way To Fame And Riches
Steven Seagal's "Secrets of Child Care" Volume 1: Kung Fu And Other Secrets To Child Pacification
Steven Seagal's "Secrets of Child Care" Volume 2: Training Your Own Pre-Teen Ninja Army
Steven Seagal's "Secrets of Child Care" Volume 3: Avoiding Federal Prosecution For Child Endangerment
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:05 PM (7Iqke)
steven seagal is.............trying to open the ketchup
packet that came with the
fries
steven seagal is................trading lunches
steven seagal is................an accident waiting to
happen
steven seagal is...............dying to know, "are you
gonna eat that fat?"
Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:06 PM (dPaXU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:07 PM (omkIU)
Steven Segal is...Mowing The Lawn
Steven Segal is..Shoveling The Walk
Steven Segal is..Totally Confused
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:07 PM (RJDcF)
Steven Seagal in "Good Will Munching"
Steven Seagal in..... "Pie"
Steven Seagal in.... "Onion of the Rings"
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:10 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:10 PM (njLsB)
Steven Seagal in...Cake On A Hot Tin Skillet
Oh My GOD. You are killing me!
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 06:10 PM (DbybK)
okay a really long one
haven't laughed this much in a while
Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:11 PM (dPaXU)
Steven Seagal in...The Good, The Bad and...hey, are you gonna eat that?
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:11 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:11 PM (7Iqke)
Steven Segal is...Taking Out His Gun
Seven Segal is...Putting It To His Head
Steven Segal is...Pulling The Trigger
Steven Segal is..Pushing Up Daises
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:11 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:13 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: MynameisSimoneand I workatWalMart at January 17, 2007 06:13 PM (ppDvM)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:14 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:15 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:15 PM (Bc/Cr)
Ha!
Steven Seagal in...Willie Wonka and the Fried Cheese Factory
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:15 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:16 PM (RJDcF)
Steven Seagal in...Pancho Villa Must Die So I Can Take His Hat
Steven Seagal in...The Fridge On The River Kwai
Steven Seagal in...The Fridges of Toko-Ri
Steven Seagal in...Brother, Can You Spare Half A Beef?
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:16 PM (7Iqke)
Steven Seagal is....having a litter.
Steven Seagal in..... "Four Big Macs and a Funeral"
Steven Seagal is....adding more cheese.
Steven Seagal in.... "A Whale to Remember"
Steven Seagal in... "Twelve Angry Waiters"
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:16 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:17 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:18 PM (omkIU)
Steven Segal is...Eric Cartman's Father
Steven Segal is...A Talentless Douche
Steven Segal is...Fatter Than Rosie
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:18 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:19 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:19 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:19 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:20 PM (7Iqke)
Maybe I'm just tired, but I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:21 PM (GqxeF)
steven seagal is.........battle of the bulge
steven seagal is.........why is everyone always picking on me
steven seagal is.........force 10 to dunkin doughnuts
steven seagal is.........the fryin game
steven seagal is.........an american eater at the buffet
Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:23 PM (dPaXU)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:23 PM (GqxeF)
Your Momma So Fat: An Inquiry Into Values, an Oxygen Network special by Steven Seagal.
Steven Seagal in...A Tub of Suet, A Ladle, And My Sister
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:24 PM (7Iqke)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:26 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: Ray Midge at January 17, 2007 06:26 PM (rH3Ei)
Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (7Iqke)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (ppDvM)
Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:27 PM (dPaXU)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 06:28 PM (hNyWr)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:28 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:29 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 06:30 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: The Late Steve McQueen at January 17, 2007 06:31 PM (ppDvM)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:31 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in....."The Lardfather"
Steven Seagal is ....crying on Oprah.
Steven Seagal in..... "American Bantha "
Steven Seagal is....Eric Estrada's bitch.
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:32 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2007 06:32 PM (dPaXU)
Steven Seagal wishes to say that he will be whoopin ass as soon as he can lever himself out of his Barcalounger... any one got a full sized shoe horn?
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:32 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:34 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:34 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:36 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is .... Chuck Norris UnPlugged.
Steven Seagal is .... the Duke Stripper.
Posted by: TaterCon at January 17, 2007 06:36 PM (wOw24)
Steven Segal is...Burnin' Down The House
Steven Segal is...Back In Black
Steven Segal is..Meaty, Beaty, Big, and Bouncy
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:37 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:37 PM (GqxeF)
Steven Seagal is Meatloaf's Stunt Double
Steven Seagal is singing a cover of Nick Lachey's new song..."What's Left to Eat"
Steven Seagal is in the Silence of the Clams
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:37 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:38 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:39 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:40 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:40 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:41 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Spanky at January 17, 2007 06:41 PM (ppDvM)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:43 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:43 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 06:43 PM (Xj2Ev)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:44 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:45 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: cranky at January 17, 2007 06:45 PM (Xj2Ev)
Steven Seagal in..."Order the Dragon"
Steven Seagal in.... "Transfat Spotting"
Steven Seagal is.... waiting for a crane.
Steven Seagal is.... not spitting it out
Steven Seagal in.... "Les Mayonaise"
Posted by: eman at January 17, 2007 06:45 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 06:47 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:47 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:47 PM (njLsB)
496 comments since 4:41P.M. (according to Ace's wierd clock) is this an AoS record?
Steven Segal is..Dumber Than Dirt
Steven Segal is..Too Fat To Fuck
Steven Segal is..On Oxygen
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:48 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:48 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 17, 2007 06:49 PM (Bc/Cr)
O/T
The questionable content filter is a dumb piece of shit and I wish I could punch it in the face.
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:51 PM (omkIU)
The Unbearable Fatness of My Ass
My Leftovers Fell on My Foot and I Can't Bend Over to Eat Them
The Last of the Mohegan Sun Buffet
Delis of New York
The Bounty Candy Bar is Better Than the Mounds Bar
Posted by: Daniel Day Lewis at January 17, 2007 06:51 PM (ppDvM)
....banned from Cracker Barrel for life
...a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy
....moving to the back of the bus where the seats are more commodious.
Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 17, 2007 06:52 PM (qtee5)
Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 06:55 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 06:56 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: Randy at January 17, 2007 06:56 PM (njLsB)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 06:57 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 06:57 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: Spanky at January 17, 2007 06:58 PM (ppDvM)
Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 06:59 PM (Bc/Cr)
Steven Seagal is ...In Denial
Steven Seagal is ...Passing for Straight
Steven Seagal is ...Lord of the Buffet
Steven Seagal is ...Felching for Dollars
Steven Seagal is ...Watching you Pee
Steven Seagal ...Puts the lotion is the basket or it gets the hose
Posted by: Basilisk at January 17, 2007 07:00 PM (NUXBb)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 07:03 PM (ZQnRG)
Posted by: at January 17, 2007 07:09 PM (ZQnRG)
Steven Seagal says "Make My Cake"
Steven Seagal coaches the Griddle cake Gang.
Steven Seagal is a space traveller in Trip to Mars Bar
Steven Seagal is seasonal and into pastry in the Santa Bear's Claws
Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 07:11 PM (Bc/Cr)
Posted by: carne serrita at January 17, 2007 07:13 PM (Bc/Cr)
Steven Segal in.... One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
Steven Segal is...Mrs. Doubtfire
From my cousin:
Steven Segal is ... Cast Iron Chasis
Steven Segal in .... Green Acres: The Revenge
The Olson Twin Biography...starring Steven Segal as Mary Kate and Ashley
More from me:
Steven Segal in...Teenage Mutant Ninja Girdles
Steven Segal is...Bigger than the Sky
Steven Segal in...Candyland: Great Lollipop Adventure
Steven Segal in...Critical Mass
Steven Segal in...The Crush
Steven Segal is...The Last Castle
Steven Segal in...Hamburger Hill
Steven Segal in...Where Bagels Dare
Okay...I think I'm spent now
Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 17, 2007 07:20 PM (VvXII)
Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 07:21 PM (2YSe9)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:21 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Don Carne at January 17, 2007 07:25 PM (RJDcF)
Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 07:25 PM (2YSe9)
Steven Seagal is ... Direct To Video
Steven Seagal is ... Lacking In Creds
Steven Seagal is ... Pretending To Act
Steven Seagal is ... Acting, Man! Acting!
Steven Seagal is ... Through Being Cool
Steven Seagal is ... Making A Mess
Steven Seagal is ... Perfecting His Style
Steven Seagal is ... Actor? Man-Whore? SEAGAL!
Steven Seagal is ... Johnathan Livingston Seagal
Steven Seagal is ... Begging For Mercy
Steven Seagal is ... Mentally Undressing You
Steven Seagal is ... Badges? BADGES? (scowl ;/)
Steven Seagal is ... Takin' A Chance
Steven Seagal is ... Expanding His Portfolio
Steven Seagal is ... 15 Minutes? DONE
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 07:29 PM (TfTAE)
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 07:32 PM (TfTAE)
He was great, as always, but he kept hinting that he was going to bring out a special guest later in the show to play a few songs with him.
I'm thinking Eric Clapton.
It was Steven Seagal.
I crap you negative. It was surreal.
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:32 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 07:33 PM (2YSe9)
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 07:35 PM (TfTAE)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:35 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 17, 2007 07:37 PM (qtee5)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:37 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is taking ... The Good Shit Lollypoop
Steven Seagal is ... Summarizing Proust
Steven Seagal is ... I.P. Freely
Steven Seagal is ... Low m0rtgage rates! Small Penis? Get Vi@gral! Lose 500 lbs.! Ask Me how. Dear Honorable Sir: I am the Nigerean Minstrel of Finance
Steven Seagal is ... Soylent Green, people!!!
Posted by: adamthemad at January 17, 2007 07:38 PM (NFdFN)
I'm thinking Eric Clapton.
It was Steven Seagal."
HA!
Steven Seagal is ... Lord Of The Dance!
Steven Seagal is ... The Master Showman
Steven Seagal is ... Singing In The Rain
Steven Seagal is ... The Master Showman
Steven Seagal is ... Singin' The Blues
Steven Seagal is ... Winning 'American Idol'
Steven Seagal is ... Feeling The Music
Steven Seagal is ... Funk Master Seagal
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 07:48 PM (TfTAE)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 07:53 PM (hNyWr)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:54 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 07:57 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:00 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is ... Seagal: The Sequel
Steven Seagal is ... Godzilla Vs. SEAGAL
Steven Seagal is ... Meet The Seagals
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:00 PM (TfTAE)
Steven Segal is... Chunky Style
Steven Segal is... Feeling Not-So Fresh
Steven Segal is... Squealing Like a Pig
Steven Segal is... Fucking a Pie
Steven Segal is... Heading For the Tall Grass
Steven Segal is... Wearing Lace Panties
Steven Segal is... Masturbating Naked On A Tree Stump Near A Train Station With A Duct-Tape-Covered Awl Shoved Up His Ass
Steven Segal is... Derp dee derp dee teedly derp dee dum
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 17, 2007 08:02 PM (dA8LR)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:02 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:05 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is ... Planet Of The Seagals
Steven Seagal is ... The Blair Seagal
Steven Seagal is ... Little Shop Of Seagals
Steven Seagal is ... The GodFather: SEAGAL!
Steven Seagal is ... Lethal Weapon: SEAGAL!
Steven Seagal is ... Mission Impossible: SEAGAL!
[ad nauseaum - you get the point
]
Steven Seagal is ... National Lampoon's Seagal
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:08 PM (TfTAE)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:12 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in....Fat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Steven Seagal in....One Devoured the Cuckoo's Nest.
Steven Seagal in....Some Like It Hot, (and Covered with Gravy)
Steven Seagal in....Midnight Express Pizza Delivery
Steven Seagal in ....Rosmary's Baby-back Ribs.
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 08:17 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 08:20 PM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in ... My Big Fat Greek Ninja
Steven Seagal in ... Diary Of A Pompous Lying Asshole
Steven Seagal in ... Full Metal Seagal
Steven Seagal is ... Looking For Trim
Steven Seagal is ... A Soldier - _in his mind_
Steven Seagal is ... stalking Katie Segall
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:26 PM (TfTAE)
Steven Seagal is ... Dirty Ponytail, Crazy Larry
Steven Seagal is ... WKRP in Cincinnati - (Original uncut series out on DVD soon).
Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2007 08:33 PM (kKYjB)
anyways, he is a lousy actor, but he did produce and write "above the law" a pretty decent move, as was "glimmer man" compared to a lot of other action flicks at the time.
Since he was an executive producer, and financier of the films he got away with a lot of shit, and didn't really succeed but he succeeded enough to deserve a SMALL bit of respect as a filmmaker, and star, also it was steven who started the trend of "simple fighting" that speekmen (an MA international champion took advantage of a year after "Above the Law)
When I look at segal now, I see someone who looks like he has a debilitating kidney or liver disease, noone is built like that, without illness. He was never a good actor, nor was Jean Claude VanDame, but I enjoyed many of his movies.
Segal I would say is ILL! He looks like absolute shit, and I'm confident, that my swing and duck method of striker fighting is enough to confuse him until I take him to the ground, but still, in his prime, he did QUITE well, for campy mid budget fight flicks.
Thats all I'm saying.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 17, 2007 08:37 PM (QTv8u)
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:42 PM (TfTAE)
Steven Seagal in ... Huckle Berry Steve
Steven Seagal in ... The Color Black
Steven Seagal is ... in the kitchen with Dinah
Steven Seagal is ... cranked to 11!
Steven Seagal is ... talking with lawyers
Steven Seagal is ... filing a complaint
Steven Seagal is ... going to court
Steven Seagal is ... looking for redemption
Steven Seagal is ... shit outta luck
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:48 PM (TfTAE)
Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2007 08:48 PM (kKYjB)
Okay, fine, Wickedpinto, I take it all back. Sheesh.
I didn't even know he was fat until I started reading all of these comments.
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 08:54 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 08:59 PM (TfTAE)
Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 09:01 PM (TfTAE)
(member that joke?)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 17, 2007 09:08 PM (QTv8u)
Posted by: TaterCon at January 17, 2007 09:16 PM (wOw24)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 09:22 PM (SS68n)
Posted by: Former Lurker at January 18, 2007 01:14 AM (Xm4xl)
Posted by: Veeshir at January 18, 2007 01:48 AM (ThMnZ)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 01:58 AM (9ULFg)
Steven Seagal in ... When Will It Stop?
Steven Seagal in ... Is It a Fart? Or...
Steven Seagal in ... Something Else
Steven Seagal in ... The Frozen Food Section
Posted by: cranky at January 18, 2007 03:07 AM (Xj2Ev)
Posted by: cranky at January 18, 2007 03:08 AM (Xj2Ev)
Steven Seagal in ... My Big Fat Greek Ninja
Morning coffee: spewed.
Andrew, you have your work cut out for you.
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 04:02 AM (DbybK)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at January 18, 2007 04:29 AM (YN7rY)
Steven Seagal is ... Gettin' Jiggy Widdit
Steven Seagal is ... Hoping For Dessert
Steven Seagal is ... Chewing His Cud
Steven Seagal is ... Grazing Far Afield
Steven Seagal is ... Peeking In Cabinets
Steven Seagal is ... Stealing Guest Towels
Steven Seagal is ... Scoping Your Sofa
Steven Seagal is ... Overstaying His Welcome
Steven Seagal is ... Just Retaining Water
Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 04:43 AM (TfTAE)
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 04:46 AM (2YSe9)
Steven Seagal in . . . 3928 things I hate about you
Steven Seagal in . . . The greatest story noone ever wanted to hear, cuz it's the worst story ever told
Steven Seagal in . . . An Inconvenient truth.
Steven Seagal in . . . Unlikeable (a play on Invincible, I know it's weak)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 18, 2007 04:51 AM (QTv8u)
No really, they were married, for some reason she thought he was hot.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 18, 2007 04:52 AM (QTv8u)
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 04:52 AM (2YSe9)
Steven Seagal in...Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and a Late Snack At Tiffany's
Steven Seagal in...Operation: Boiled Dumpling
Steven Seagal in...The Watercress File
Steven Seagal in...The Bourguignon Identity
Steven Seagal in...How Wine Was My Alley
Jesus, I think I'm finally out of gas. I cannot believe that I actually thought this shit up while I was sleeping and rushed to post it here. How pathetic a life do I lead, anyway? (NB: This is a rhetorical question and does not require any smart-ass responses.)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 04:56 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 05:03 AM (8MztE)
Steven Seagal in: Three Chins and a Baby
Steven Seagal in: Buck Owens, PI
Steven Seagal in: I'll kill you if you call me Steve
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 05:11 AM (sf4Oe)
Steven Seagal is...Out of Control !!
Steven Seagal is...Kissin' a Tree !!
Steven Seagal is...Begging for Morphine !!
Posted by: franksalterego at January 18, 2007 05:15 AM (OCwJd)
Posted by: J at January 18, 2007 05:16 AM (xkl0e)
Steven Seagal is .... A Biscuit Too Far
Steven Seagal's Clothes are .... The Tight Stuff
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 05:18 AM (pzen5)
Posted by Rosetta
THAT MUTHER FUCKER!!! No wonder I'm in a "dry spell"
My favorites so far, from the 3 word rule first:
Steven Segal is....Sharing His Feelings , Rosetta
Steven Segal is......Fi/sting for Dollars, MadAdman
Steven Seagal is.....Shaving my Pooter, Britney & the Ewok Hobos
Steven Segal is...Stepping on My Toe, Man Screaming in Pain
Steven Seagal is ... Toiling in Obscurity, Zorachus
Steven Seagal is ... Having Fries With That, Zorachus
Steven Segal is...Why I Quit , Acting Coach
Steven Seagal is ... Full Metal Ponytail, IllTemperedCur (just for perserverance)
Steven Seagal is . . . Sweatin' To Oldies, Skinbad
Steven Seagal is . . . A Cautionary Tale, Skinbad
Steven Seagal is ... Greeting At Wal-Mart,Cuffy Meigs
Steven Seagal is...Sewing A Quilt, Andrew
Steven Segal is...All Out of Love, Rosetta (just cuz I love that song)
Steven Seagal is...Weezing the Frosty, Max Power (only cuz 9 people saw encino man, and all 9 are commenters here)
From the freeform environment:
Steven Seagal is...Confused By Bach's Counterpoint, Andrew (I am too, I don't get it, but andrew is really gonna hurt the rep of this blog as a home for morons if he keeps it up, so It gets my vote, cuz his comment makes me drool in my inability to understand, and made me so confused, that I now smell like baby whipes and ass (all kudo's to compos))
Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead
Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead
Steven Segal is ... Applied Directly to the Forehead, adamthemad (just plain funny)
Steven Seagal is ... not amused, Nice Deb
Steven Seagal is.... Gaylooking In Indianblanketcoats, Gunslinger(for pure moronism)
Okay I stopped at the 9pm coment.
Theres a lot of gold in here. This is almost, maybe better than the "thank you nancy" comment section.
Posted by: wickedpinto at January 18, 2007 05:21 AM (QTv8u)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 18, 2007 05:35 AM (2IR4A)
Steven Seagal is ... perfecting 'the look'
Steven Seagal in ... Seagal: First Course
Steven Seagal is ... Running In '08
Steven Seagal is ... on life support
Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 05:36 AM (TfTAE)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 18, 2007 05:39 AM (2IR4A)
Steven Seagal in...Transfats, The Movie
Steven Seagal is...Hungry Hungry Hippo
Steven Seagal is...Better than Ezra
Steven Seagal is...On Deadly Crestor
Steven Seagal is...Henry, Portrait of a Cereal, Tang, and Fluff Sandwich
Posted by: Baon Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 05:45 AM (nrYPg)
Steven Seagal is...NOT Katey's Brother!
Steven Seagal is...Choking the Chicken
Steven Seagal is...NO Chuck Norris
Steven Seagal is...A Farce of One
Steven Seagal is...A Stinky Poopyhead
Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 05:46 AM (Xm4xl)
Steven Seagal is...Checking His Prostate.
Steven Seagal is...Clipping Out Coupons.
Steven Seagal is...Requesting Extra Mayo.
Steven Seagal is...Challenging Earth's Gravitation.
Steven Seagal is...Faking Martial Arts.
Steven Seagal is...Perfecting His Squint.
Steven Seagal is...Embarrassing The Director.
Steven Seagal is...Asking For Pie.
Steven Seagal is...Fitted for Dentures.
Steven Seagal is...Seriously Considering Panhandling.
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 05:48 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 05:51 AM (Xm4xl)
Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 05:52 AM (Xm4xl)
"sandman arriveth" did the "Breakfast at Tiffany's" joke way before I did (January 17, 2007 10:16 PM). Great minds think alike!
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 05:53 AM (UdJCa)
Steven Seagal is ... On The Bench.
Steven Seagal is ... Hitting The Fan.
Steven Seagal is ... Calling Tech Support.
Steven Seagal is ... Saving Ten Percent.
Posted by: Mike at January 18, 2007 05:58 AM (6Y+2F)
Steven Seagal in: Mack Mardstone: Stunt Double
Steven Seagal in: Axe Handle to the Colon: the Musical
Steven Seagal in: 10 ways to Prevent a Broken Foream
Steven Seagal in: The Bitch took all my Money
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 06:05 AM (uDOIM)
The Silence of the Lamb Chops
One Flew Over the Couscous Nest
Chariots of Fire Sauce
Braveheart Attack
My Fair Ladyfinger
The Bridge on the River Kwai Can't Support My Weight
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 06:06 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2007 06:13 AM (yrVWG)
Posted by: WolfRunnerWoman at January 18, 2007 06:17 AM (miw/1)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 06:21 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal in: Clams Casino Royale with Cheese
Steven Seagal in: Fat Times at Ridgemont High
Steven Seagal in: Out of Pork Gravy
Steven Seagal in: Under Seige III: The Bill Shatner Story
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 06:28 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 06:29 AM (YJ5qb)
Thanks. It's interesting to see the ones that people really like. The one I'm still giggling over is "Steven Seagal is...Breaking a Hip" from the other thread.
I was laughing so hard at the first list last night that I printed it out and read them to my husband.
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 06:30 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 06:30 AM (YJ5qb)
Steven Seagal in...Pork Chop Dill
Steven Seagal in...I Heart Hambones
Steven Seagal in...Sherlock Holmes And The Strange Case Of The Thrice-Glazed Rack Of Lamb
Steven Seagal in...Spotted Dick And Other Love Affairs
Steven Seagal in...The Longest Dump
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 06:31 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 06:34 AM (YJ5qb)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 06:36 AM (YJ5qb)
Posted by: WolfRunnerWoman at January 18, 2007 06:39 AM (miw/1)
LauraW is...Timing Comments Poorly.
I liked the "Steven Seagal is...Fat As Hell" you posted in the other thread. Short and to the point.
I even got my daughters in on the act; we were making titles up while I drove them to school. I did have to explain who Steven Seagal was first, though.
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 06:40 AM (qF8q3)
steven segal is...better in bold
steven segal is...printing this out
Posted by: marcd42fe at January 18, 2007 06:42 AM (RLNDk)
Steven Seagal in...Back To The Toilet
Steven Seagal in...Pretty In Pork
Steven Seagal in...Some Kind Of Wonderful Gravy
Steven Seagal in...Sixteen Cans Of Corned Beef Hash
Steven Seagal in...A Boy And His Ham
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 06:47 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: John Galt at January 18, 2007 06:53 AM (Q5fOm)
Steven Seagal in: 2010: the Year We Make Hollandaise
Steven Seagal in: Hemorrhoids
Steven Seagal in: Alien VI: Intestinal Blockage
Steven Seagal in: Under Seige IV: The Orson Welles Story
Posted by: at January 18, 2007 06:58 AM (uDOIM)
Dawn of the Deadpan
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone Acting
Grumpy Old Man
The 60-Year-Old Virgin
The Buns of Navarone
The Lion, The Witch, and the Bad Wardrobe
Battle of the Bulge (no changes needed)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 07:00 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in: A Beautiful Beergut
Steven Seagal in: Apollo pushing 400
Posted by: at January 18, 2007 07:03 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: at January 18, 2007 07:06 AM (059Fh)
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 07:07 AM (059Fh)
Steven Seagal in: It's a Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat World
Steven Seagal in: Waiting to Exhale
Steven Seagal in: Under Seige XII: Braised, not Stirred
Posted by: at January 18, 2007 07:07 AM (uDOIM)
"The Bridge on the River Kwai Can't Support My Weight"
Okay, I'm gonna need me some new britches, 'cause I just peed myself laffin'. Thank ye.
Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 07:07 AM (8MztE)
Steven Seagal in: Man of La Muncha
Steven Seagal in: The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and the Refrigerator
Steven Seagal in: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Posted by: at January 18, 2007 07:10 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:13 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal in: The Pursuit of Cream Sauce
Steven Seagal in: The Iron Commode
Steven Seagal in: Tummy Boy
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:13 AM (uDOIM)
Steven Seagal in ... BareBack Ninja Twinks (for Dave in Texas)
Steven Seagal in ... Domestic Violence Ninja
Steven Seagal is ... Milking It, Baby
Steven Seagal is ... Past His Prime
Steven Seagal is ... Still Missing Kelly
Steven Seagal is ... Destroying The Internet
Steven Seagal in ... Pilsbury Doughboy Ninja
Steven Seagal in ... Stapuf Marshmallow Ninja
Steven Seagal is ... Eclipsing The Sun
Steven Seagal is ... One Word: Seagalmania!
Steven Seagal is ... Cutting His Caffeine
Steven Seagal in ... Anger Management Ninja
Steven Seagal in ... Dances With Ninjas
Steven Seagal is ... smelling his finger
Steven Seagal in ... Chinese Take-Out Takedown
Steven Seagal is ... Laughing All The Way To The Bank
Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 07:13 AM (uV/vg)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 18, 2007 07:14 AM (VvXII)
Steven Seagal is.. Bathing in Hollandaise Sauce
Steven Seagal is.. Devastating a Buffet
Steven Seagal is.. Making Michael Moore Jealous
Steven Seagal is.. Getting His Own Zip Code
Steven Seagal is.. Covered With Sprinkles
Steven Seagal is.. Dipped in Batter
Steven Seagal in.. With Six, You Get Eggroll
Steven Seagal in.. The Egg, the Ham, the Roast, the Gallon of Mayonnaise, the Dessert Cart, and I
not to mention his famous trilogy:
Steven Seagal is.. A Side of Beef
Steven Seagal is.. Another Side of Beef
Steven Seagal is.. One More Side of Beef
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 07:14 AM (CkYzD)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 07:16 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in ...... A Fistful of Fritos
Steven Seagal in ...... Bigfellas
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 07:16 AM (pzen5)
Steven Seagal in ... The Last Hamburger.
Steven Seagal in ... Memories of Midnight Snack
Steven Seagal in ... How big was my Sammie
And now some Harrison Ford classics, starring Steven Seagal:
Steven Seagal in ... What lies beneath the bun
Steven Seagal in ... Random Farts
Steven Seagal in ... Six Burgers, Seven Beers
Steven Seagal in ... The hunger strikes back
Steven Seagal in ... A popsicle now (nod to #369)
Steven Seagal in ... American Tofutti
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:17 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 07:24 AM (SS68n)
Steven Seagal is.. Sanitized For Your Protection
Steven Seagal is.. Oiling the Droid
Steven Seagal is.. Jabba the Hutt
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 07:25 AM (CkYzD)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 07:26 AM (SS68n)
Steven Seagal in...
The Fellowship of the Onion Ring
The Tuna Towers
The Return of the King Cake
A Noodle Hope
The Empire Strikes Bacon
Return of the Endive
All right, I'm stopping. I'm getting hungry.
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 07:26 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in: A Fistful of Eclairs
Steven Seagal in: The Good, The Bad and the Pot Roast
Steven Seagal in: Have Pan, will Travel
Steven Seagal in: How the Western Omelet was Won
Steven Seagal in: Cayenne
Steven Seagal in: Bring me the Recipe of Alfredo Sauce
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:27 AM (uDOIM)
Steven Seagal is ... Getting Your Change.
Steven Seagal is ... Switching to Loafers.
Steven Seagal is ... Not Teh Ghey.
Posted by: The Professor at January 18, 2007 07:29 AM (jNnIP)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 07:30 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in ... KFC Confidential
Steven Seagal in ... The Usual Sous Chefs
Steven Seagal in ... Pizza's Honor
Steven Seagal in ... A Bipassage To India
Steven Seagal in ... Sophie's Cheese
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:31 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 07:32 AM (f2c0T)
Steven Seagal in some Scwarzenneger flicks:
Steven Seagal in ... Conan the vegetarian
Steven Seagal in ... Conan the buffet destroyer.
Steven Seagal in ... Never stay hungry
Steven Seagal in ... The Terminator of cakes.
Steven Seagal in ... Raw Veal
Steven Seagal in ... Red Meat
Steven Seagal in ... The Kindergarten Chomp
Steven Seagal in ... The Last Bacon Gyro
Steven Seagal in ... The 6th Tray.
Steven Seagal in ... Terminator III - The Fries & the Soda Machine.
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:34 AM (h76y6)
Steven Seagal in...Tube Steak Memories
Steven Seagal in...The Big Sheep
Steven Seagal in...Public Enema
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:35 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal in: Sergeant Pork
Steven Seagal in: Fryboys
Steven Seagal in: Das Manboob
Steven Seagal in: Where Fried Chickens Dare
Steven Seagal in: Pork Chop Hill
Steven Seagal in: Cheeseburger Hill
Steven Seagal in: 300 Pounds over Tokyo
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:35 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:36 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:37 AM (/V4PN)
Sure you will. The way this thread's going, you're going to have to take a week off from work just to read the whole thread.
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:39 AM (/V4PN)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 07:39 AM (f2c0T)
More on the western theme... some James Stewart westerns:
Steven Seagal in ... Destry Eats Again
Steven Seagal in ... Shenandoughboy
Steven Seagal in ...The Fart Country
Steven Seagal in ... The Man Who Ate Liberty Valance
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 07:41 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 07:41 AM (2YSe9)
Steven Seagal in: The Chinese Syndrome
Steven Seagal in: The StevenSeagalburg
Steven Seagal in: Buffet 1975
Steven Seagal in: Buffet '77
Steven Seagal in: Deep-fried Impact
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:42 AM (uDOIM)
Steven Seagal in ... The Milagro Bean Burrito War
Steven Seagal in ... The Adventures of Priscella, Queen of the Dessert
Steven Seagal in ... Butterworld
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:42 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 07:43 AM (f2c0T)
Bruce Willis flicks:
Steven Seagal in: The Last Biscotti
Steven Seagal in: The Bonfire of Tortinis
Steven Seagal in: Last Man Chomping
Steven Seagal in: The Fifth Condiment.
Steven Seagal in: The Whole Nine Yams
Steven Seagal in: The Whole Ten Lards
Steven Seagal in: Unedible
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:43 AM (h76y6)
Steven Seagal is Eating Bobby Fisher
Steven Seagal is Performing At Binion's
Steven Seagal is Tivoing Weird Science
Steven Seagal is Stalking Erica Eleniak
Steven Seagal is Fat Blackula
Steven Seagal in Triple Bypass 4
Steven Seagal is Under The Knife
Steven Seagal is suffering from Purple Veins
Posted by: VJay at January 18, 2007 07:45 AM (qEool)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 07:45 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:45 AM (h76y6)
Steven Seagal in...Clean And Sober Enough To Eat A Pie
Steven Seagal in...Why We Fry
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:45 AM (/V4PN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2007 07:46 AM (tVbxd)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 07:47 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 07:47 AM (2YSe9)
Steven Seagal in: The Gravy Robbers
Steven Seagal in: True Gristle
Steven Seagal in: The Man who Pan-fried Liberty Valance
Steven Seagal in: Restaurants of Iwo Jima
Steven Seagal in: The Buns of Katie Elder
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:48 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 07:49 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:50 AM (/V4PN)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:50 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal in ... Glad-He-Ate-Her
Steven Seagal in ... Wonderbread Boys
Steven Seagal in ... Monster's Cheese Ball
Steven Seagal in ... A Beautiful Rind
Steven Seagal in ... Gosford Pork
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:51 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (2YSe9)
Michael Douglas classics:
Steven Seagal in: Romancing the Ice Cream Cone
Steven Seagal in: Fatal Concoction
Steven Seagal in: Basic Ring-Dings
Steven Seagal in: The Toast and the Mayonnaise
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (h76y6)
Steven Seagal is... Night Shift Manager
Steven Seagal is... TPing Jet Li's House
Posted by: Zorachus at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (yJ5ul)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 07:54 AM (Xm4xl)
Steven Seagal in: Braizes and Broasters
Steven Seagal in: KAAAAAAASPLAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!
Steven Seagal in: The Bunfires of the Vanities
Steven Seagal in: Eating Private Ryan
Steven Seagal in: Big
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:56 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 07:57 AM (Xm4xl)
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 07:58 AM (2YSe9)
Steven Seagal in ... Eating John Malkovich
Steven Seagal in ... Walk the Buffet Line
Steven Seagal in ... Master and Commander: The Fat Side of the World
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 07:59 AM (JefgB)
Steven Seagal in...Plan 9 From Dunkin' Donuts
Steven Seagal in...Poop Friction
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 07:59 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal is... defending the hate
Steven Seagal is... AFK
Steven Seagal is... camping the rail
Steven Seagal is... mining oracle database
Steven Seagal is... greeting wal-mart customers
Steven Seagal is... happy to take your order
Steven Seagal is... socially awkward
Steven Seagal is... loath to speak
Steven Seagal is... a habitual sex offender
Steven Seagal is... attracted to men
Steven Seagal is... upgrading his firmware
Steven Seagal is... an editor for the New York Times Sunday Book Review
Steven Seagal is... a Brookings Senior Fellow
Steven Seagal is... slightly effeminate
Steven Seagal is... addicted to moisturizers
Steven Seagal is... considering the 3rd Stage Marxist-Feminist perspective
Steven Seagal is... planting Azalias
Steven Seagal is... an ub3Rl33t h4x0R
Posted by: get_in_the_van_498 at January 18, 2007 08:00 AM (aCl9N)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 08:02 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal is...Ignoring Good Nutrition
Steven Seagal is...Counting Skin Folds
Steven Seagal is...Masticating Tough Gristle
Steven Seagal is...Posing For Playbuoy
Steven Seagal is...Beached And Dehydrated
Steven Seagal is...Scheduling a Phlebectomy
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:02 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal is ...
Enemy of the State Dinner
I, Robotic Actor
Independence from Pants Day
The Pursuit of Flabbyness
Bad Breath Boys
Men in Black because it's Slimming
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 08:04 AM (2YSe9)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 08:04 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal in...The Philadelphia Cheesesteak
Steven Seagal in....Ong-Bak: The Thigh Warrior
Steven Seagal in...Fat and the Flatulent
Steven Seagal in....Never Dine Alone
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 08:06 AM (059Fh)
Steven Seagal in...Annie Get Your Glutin
LOL!
There are too many good'uns to point them all out.
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:07 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in ... Lost in Transfat
Steven Seagal in ... Fattyshack
Steven Seagal in ... Meatballs
Steven Seagal in ... Tripes
Steven Seagal in ... Ghost Butters
Steven Seagal in ... Deliciously Braised Suckling Pig Day
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:07 AM (JefgB)
Johnny Depp movies:
Steven Seagal in: Edward Butterhams
Steven Seagal in: Who's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
Steven Seagal in: Beer and Meatloafing in Las Vegas
Steven Seagal in: The Man Who Fried
Steven Seagal in: Finding BurgerLand
Steven Seagal in: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:09 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: FormerHostage at January 18, 2007 08:11 AM (Xm4xl)
Steven Seagal is... getting his roll on
Steven Seagal is... watching antiques roadshow
Steven Seagal is... refinancing his mortgage
Posted by: get_in_the_van_498 at January 18, 2007 08:12 AM (aCl9N)
ha ha ha hahaaaa
Butterworld was great, too.
Andrew, what do you think about a voting thread?
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 08:12 AM (pCaBO)
Steven Seagal in: Married to the Broth
Steven Seagal in: Glengarry Glazed Donut
Steven Seagal in: Roasts of Mississippi
Steven Seagal in: The Hunt for XXXXXL Underwear
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 08:14 AM (uDOIM)
James Bond Movies:
ButterFinger
You only chew twice
For your fries only
Burrito Royale
Golden Brie
The girth is not enough
Moon Baker
Fry Another Day
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:20 AM (h76y6)
Anyone do Cary Grant yet?
Steven Seagal in ... His Meal Friday
Steven Seagal in ... Madam Butterscotch
Steven Seagal in ...None but the Lonely Hunger
Steven Seagal in ... I'm no Angelfood Cake
Steven Seagal in ... Father Moose
Steven Seagal in ... Gunga Dinner
Steven Seagal in ...The Phillycheesesteak Story
Steven Seagal in ...Monkeybread Business
Steven Seagal in ... Housecoat
Steven Seagal in ...Room for One More (no change needed there).
Steven Seagal in ... That touch of Milk
Steven Seagal in ... North by Northwest (to the nearest Wendy's)
Steven Seagal in ... Operation Petitefours
Steven Seagal in ... Mr. Luckycharms
Steven Seagal in ...The Pride and the Poisson
Steven Seagal in ... To Catch a Cheeseburger
Steven Seagal in ... The Cinnamon Toast of New York
Steven Seagal in ... Kiss and Make Me a Sandwich
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:20 AM (SS68n)
Steven Seagal in: Death Wish IV: I'm so Full
Steven Seagal in: Kinjite: Forbidden Recipes
Steven Seagal in: 10 to Midnight, where can I get some pie
Steven Seagal in: the Evil that Chefs Do
Steven Seagal in: Raid on Entubby
Steven Seagal in: Breakfast Pass
Steven Seagal in: The Valachi Broilers
Steven Seagal in: Twinkie
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 08:21 AM (uDOIM)
Steven Seagal in ... Trading Plates
Steven Seagal in ... Beverly Hills Chops
Steven Seagal in ... Coming to Appleby's
Steven Seagal in ... Harlem Thighs
Steven Seagal in ... The Famished Gentleman
Steven Seagal in ... The Nougatty Professor
Steven Seagal in ... Chowtime
Steven Seagal in ... I Fry
Steven Seagal in ... Heavy Creamgirls
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:22 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 08:24 AM (2YSe9)
Dr. No Audience
From Russia With Love Handles
Goldfinger Sandwiches
Tomorrow Never Dies From Cholesterol
On Her Majesty's Secret Room Service
Thunderthigh
The Spy Who Loved Meat
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:25 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:26 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:28 AM (h76y6)
Steven Seagal in...What about Shiskabob?
Steven Seagal is...The Baker's Dozen
Steven Seagal is...The Spaghetti Incident?
Steven Seagal is...The Hindenburger
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 08:28 AM (nrYPg)
And a little scary.
Steven Seagal in...What about Shiskabob?
LOL!
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:30 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in...Seven Sauciers
Steven Seagal in...Throne Of Blood Sausage
Steven Seagal in...Yojimbo's House Of Jumbo Shrimp
Steven Seagal in...Rhapsody at Denny's
Steven Seagal in...The Hidden Fortress of Pancakes
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 08:30 AM (/V4PN)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:31 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:32 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:32 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:33 AM (SS68n)
Steven Seagal in: Gutbusters
Steven Seagal in: Canadian Bacon
Steven Seagal in: Cardiac Doctor Detroit
Steven Seagal in: Dining Miss Daisy
Steven Seagal in: Fries like Us
Steven Seagal in: Trading Placesettings
Steven Seagal in: the BeefJerky Brothers
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 08:35 AM (uDOIM)
>>I think we've exausted this subject.
I think not. But if we don't stop, Andrew will swear off blogging for good.
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:36 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:36 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:37 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:37 AM (SS68n)
Steven Seagal in ... Monty Python and the Holy Grill
Steven Seagal in ... Life of Fryin'
Steven Seagal in ... Poaching Nemo
Steven Seagal in ... The Princess, Fried
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:38 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:40 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:41 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 08:42 AM (/oqsF)
Steven Seagal in ... Monty Python and the Holy Grill
Steven Seagal in....Feed Willy
LOL!
I'm not getting ANY work done and I'm blaming it on you guys when Hubby gets home.
Posted by: at January 18, 2007 08:43 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in ... Monty Python and the Holy Grill
Steven Seagal in....Feed Willy
LOL!
I'm not getting ANY work done and I'm blaming it on you guys when Hubby gets home.
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:43 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 08:44 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:44 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:45 AM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in ... Miracle Whip on 34th Street
Steven Seagal in ... A Coq Au Vin Now
Steven Seagal in ... Plate Runner
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:45 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:46 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:46 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 08:47 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:47 AM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is...Instigating Forgotten HTML.
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 08:48 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in: Billy Bathtub
Steven Seagal in: Midnight Fryboy
Steven Seagal in: Marathon Bar Man
Steven Seagal in: Cook
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 08:49 AM (uDOIM)
Steven Seagal is...Collecting Social Security
Steven Seagal is...Eating More Cheese
Steven Seagal is...Looking for Metamucil
Steven Seagal is...Only Using Polident
Steven Seagal is...Working the Gloryhole
Steven Seagal is...Receiving Don Job
Steven Seagal is...Playing Dueling Banjos
Steven Seagal is...Driving very Slowly
Steven Seagal is...Desperate for Work
Steven Seagal is...Drinking Shirley Temples
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 08:49 AM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:50 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 18, 2007 08:51 AM (QTv8u)
Steven Seagal in......For a Few Donuts More
Steven Seagal in......Where Eclairs Dare
Steven Seagal in......Two Hams for Sister Sara
Steven Seagal in......Hamhock Ridge
Steven Seagal in......In the Line for Cheese
Steven Seagal in......Escape From Atkins
Steven Seagal in......White Rice Black Beans
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 08:51 AM (059Fh)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 08:51 AM (hNyWr)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:51 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 08:52 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal in ... The African Dairy Queen
Steven Seagal in ... Fat Club
Steven Seagal in ... Crash (Diet)
Steven Seagal in ... A Clockwork Orange Beef & Broccoli
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 08:53 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:55 AM (omkIU)
From Russia With Love Handles
Goldfinger Sandwiches
Tomorrow Never Dies From Cholesterol
On Her Majesty's Secret Room Service
Thunderthigh
The Spy Who Loved Meat
Best thematic collection.
Steven Seagal in ... A Coq Au Vin Now
Best foreign food reference.
Posted by: VJay at January 18, 2007 08:56 AM (qEool)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:57 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: blooch at January 18, 2007 08:58 AM (Gs/Np)
Steven Seagal is...Looking for Deliverance
And here's one:
Steven Seagal is...Grinding his Paladin
Steven Seagal is...Leveling up Now
Steven Seagal is...Rolling Only 20s
Steven Seagal is... Busted for Possession
Steven Seagal is...Getting Hip Replacement
Steven Seagal is...Totally Into LARPing
Steven Seagal is...Downloading Midget Pr0n
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 08:59 AM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 08:59 AM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in: Steamers
Steven Seagal in: Dead Ringdings
Steven Seagal in: The Gravy Zone
Steven Seagal in: Naked Lunch, Dinner, Dessert and Snack
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 09:01 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:01 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:02 AM (/V4PN)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:03 AM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal is...Eating Funnel Cakes
Steven Seagal is...Taunting The Amish
Steven Seagal is...Peeing in Pools
Steven Seagal is...Huffing Gold Spraypaint
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 09:04 AM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:05 AM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in: Meet the Clam Dip
Steven Seagal in: Meet the Creamcheese
Steven Seagal in: Meet the Crispy Fries
Steven Seagal in: Meet the Chipped Ham
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 09:07 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:07 AM (UdJCa)
Anybody want to create a website that generates a movie poster from your title? Take it to the next level, yo.
Posted by: The Professor at January 18, 2007 09:08 AM (jNnIP)
Steven Seagal in: Saving Private Colostomy Bag
Steven Seagal in: Saving Private Kung Pao
Steven Seagal in: Saving Private Pitted Olives
Steven Seagal in: Saving Private Lardass
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 09:09 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:09 AM (UdJCa)
Steven Seagal in...Arby's - Fully Loaded
Steven Seagal in...To Del Taco and Back
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 09:10 AM (nrYPg)
The Outlaw Josey...
Steven Seagal in: The Outlaw Josey Canned Ham
Steven Seagal in: The Outlaw Josey Fish Fry
Steven Seagal in: The Outlaw Josey Stent
Steven Seagal in: The Outlaw Josey Chafing Dish
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 09:11 AM (uDOIM)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:11 AM (omkIU)
Oh Shit, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Too funny, Rosetta. How come no one thought of that until #586?
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 09:11 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:12 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 09:13 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:13 AM (UdJCa)
Steven Seagal in......The Final Cutlet
Steven Seagal in......Dial M for McDonalds
Steven Seagal in......Kung Pow!: Combo Platter #32
This crap is addictive....
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 09:13 AM (059Fh)
I've now come to the conclusion that this will never end on its own.
There are too many combinations.
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:15 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:17 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:18 AM (omkIU)
Steven Seagal in...Some Like It Ham
Steven Seagal in...All About Eggs
Steven Seagal in...Raging Bratwurst
Steven Seagal in...E.T.: The Egg Timer
Steven Seagal in...Mr. Smith Goes To The Toilet
Steven Seagal in...To Kill A Mockingbird And Cook It And Eat It
Steven Seagal in...The Best Steers Of Our Lives
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:19 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 09:21 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:21 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 09:21 AM (SS68n)
Steven Seagal is...Farting During Dinner
Steven Seagal is...Wearing Crotchless Panties
Steven Seagal is...IN UR BASE
Steven Seagal is...Pretty in Pink
Steven Seagal is...Dating Lance Bass
Steven Seagal is...Meeting Ted Haggard
Steven Seagal is...Hungry For More
Steven Seagal is...Banging Your Mom
Steven Seagal is...Getting A Rash
Steven Seagal is...Using Vagisil Creme
Steven Seagal is...So Into Pegging
Steven Seagal is...Swearing She's Eighteen
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 09:23 AM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 09:25 AM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:25 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:25 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 09:26 AM (059Fh)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:27 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: WolRunnerWoman at January 18, 2007 09:27 AM (miw/1)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:27 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:29 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2007 09:30 AM (+aNmG)
>>Poop Friction
>>Forced Dump
Monty, when it comes to matters excretionary (is that a word?), no one can compete with you. I still remember the Porterhouse poetry.
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 09:30 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: blooch at January 18, 2007 09:32 AM (Gs/Np)
My mother (may she rest in peace) would be so pleased to hear that my college education was not wasted.....
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:33 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:34 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:37 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: at January 18, 2007 09:39 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 18, 2007 09:40 AM (uSomN)
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former actor, now, about to become the Nathan's Hot Dog champion.
It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 09:43 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at January 18, 2007 09:52 AM (VvXII)
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 09:55 AM (vFl1n)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 09:56 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 09:59 AM (UdJCa)
Okay then... some musicals:
Steven Seagal in ... The Rocky Road Ice Cream Picture Show
Steven Seagal in ... Hurlin' in the Rain
Steven Seagal in ... Mary Poptarts (featuring "Just a cupful of sugar")
Steven Seagal in ... Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn
Steven Seagal in ... Shitty Shitty Bang Bang (why not?)
Steven Seagal in ... Little Donut Shop of Horrors
Steven Seagal in ... Guys and Dolly Madison Cupcakes
Steven Seagal in ... Piddler on the Roof (featuring "If I were a thin man").
Steven Seagal in ... White Christmas Cookies
Steven Seagal in ... Seven Foot Long Subs for Seven Brothers
My Fair Ladyfingers was already taken, dammit.
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 10:00 AM (SS68n)
Steven Seagal in ... Viva, Lost Lunches
Steven Seagal is ... The Manchurian Beef Candidate
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 10:02 AM (pzen5)
Er...I got to "Piddler On The Roof" first. I'll let you have it, though, since I probably stole it from someone else. (And anyway, there are only so many homophones for fiddler.)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 10:04 AM (UdJCa)
Er...I got to "Piddler On The Roof" first.
Dangit, Monty,I figured it was too good for no one to have used it yet.
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 10:07 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 10:17 AM (1f0pP)
Posted by: hobgoblin at January 18, 2007 10:18 AM (p1s9n)
Steven Seagal in...Schindler's Blintz
Steven Seagal in...12 Hungry Men
Steven Seagal in...The Usual Sidedishes
Posted by: Baron von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 10:22 AM (nrYPg)
Has anyone yet done...
The French fry Connection?
Ben Hurl?
Okay, that's it, I'm done.
I mean it this time.
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 10:25 AM (SS68n)
Steven Seagal in ... The Good Shepherd Pie
Steven Seagal in ... Fig Newtons of Our Fathers
Steven Seagal in ... Blackened Hawk Down
Steven Seagal in ... The Almond Joy Luck Club
Steven Seagal in ... Supperman
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 10:26 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 10:27 AM (/V4PN)
Best Overall (quality + quantity)
Best Individual Entry
Best Themed Entry
Most Repeated
**puts finger to nose -- "Not it."
Posted by: Birkel at January 18, 2007 10:36 AM (2YSe9)
Posted by: fart at January 18, 2007 10:44 AM (CZc15)
Steven Seagal in.....CSI, Waffle House
(now for a list of AosHQ, IB, SOV & LfDR inside jokes)
Steven Seagal is....Codename: Chicken Titties
.... Railing Against Graz
.... Giving Advice....Eventually
.... Banned By Bill
.... Proud Liberal Vet
.... Former Saloon Owner
.... Cute Aggie Monopod
.... Selling Jeep Cherokees
.... Chancing Spring Awakening
.... Taming Feral Cats
.... Feeding The Squirrels
.... Horny Ghost Pony
.... Linking Cheesy Music
.... Excessive Body Hair
.... Desecrating A Portapot
Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 18, 2007 10:50 AM (UFNnW)
Posted by: Francase at January 18, 2007 10:53 AM (4j9FO)
Steven Seagal in ... The Brie Over Pastrami And Rye
Steven Seagal in ... The Battle For Breakfast
Steven Seagal in ... Hoagies For Heroes
Steven Seagal in ... A Few Good Menus
Steven Seagal in ... A Fistful Of Donuts
Steven Seagal in ... For A Few Donuts More
Steven Seagal in ... Once Upon A Time In The Weisman Deli
Steven Seagal in ... The Thin Brown Line :O
Steven Seagal in ... The Colonheads
Steven Seagal in ... Almost Full
Steven Seagal in ... Earth Girls Are Best Poached With Butter
Steven Seagal in ... The Floured Dough Song
Steven Seagal in ... Breakfast
Steven Seagal in ... Breakfast And Lunch
Steven Seagal in ... Breakfast Returns
Steven Seagal in ... Dinner Begins
Steven Seagal is ... what he eats
Steven Seagal is ... just 'big-boned'
Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 10:55 AM (uV/vg)
Steven Seagal in: Monty Python's the Meaning of Life
Steven Seagal in: Better, Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
Steven Seagal in: Fried Green Tomatoes, Potatoes, Frog's legs, Chicken, Pork, Pulled Pork, Eclairs, Ice Cream, Pork ByProducts, Scrapple, Eggs, all mixed into one giant vat
Steven Seagal in: Does my Head look like a Large Yam with a Ponytail?
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:00 AM (ynkty)
Steven Seagal is ..... Willy Wonka Wiped Out the Chocolate Factory
Steven Seagal is ..... Heavyweight 911
Steven Seagal is ..... The Postman Always Eats Twice -- And Sometimes Three Times
Steven Seagal is ..... Eating Raoul, and Maria, and Jose, and Carmen and Pedro and Conchita and Ruff the Wonder Dog
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 11:03 AM (CkYzD)
GOAAOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 11:05 AM (CkYzD)
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 11:16 AM (h76y6)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:16 AM (JefgB)
Steven Seagal in: Hawaii 3.5.0
Steven Seagal in: The Six Million Pound Man
Steven Seagal in: To Deep-Fry a Mockingbird
Steven Seagal in: 9 1/2 Weeks, 300 head of cattle, 25,000 potatoes, 400 loaves of Italian Bread
Steven Seagal in: All the Right Sauces
Steven Seagal in: Almondaeus
Steven Seagal in: Back to the Future III: The Carbohydrate Years
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:16 AM (ynkty)
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 11:17 AM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 11:19 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 11:25 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 11:27 AM (/V4PN)
Steven Seagal in......Dances With Waffles
Steven Seagal in......E.T: Extra-Transfat
Steven Seagal in......Dinner, Interrupted
Steven Seagal in......Fat Floats
Steven Seagal in......A Few Good Dinner Rolls
Steven Seagal in......Crouching Lardass, Hidden Beltbuckle
Steven Seagal in......Mr. Deeds Goes to Arby's
Steven Seagal in......The Nuttybuddy Professor
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 11:28 AM (059Fh)
Steven Seagal is...Straining His Levis
Steven Seagal is...Scaring Our Children
Steven Seagal is...Actually Popular Somewhere
Steven Seagal is...Man's Best Friend
Steven Seagal In...
V For Velveeta
Good Night and Pot Luck
A Scanner Darkmeat
Filetplan
A History Of Corpulence
Besandwiched
Two For The Honey
Polar Excess
Madagascarf
Bad News Bearnaise
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:29 AM (qF8q3)
benrand,
I thought about this one but I didn't know if it was too obscure or not.
I loved that movie when I was a kid. Nice work.
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 11:30 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 18, 2007 11:32 AM (SS68n)
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:32 AM (ynkty)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:33 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 11:33 AM (omkIU)
Posted by: Mad Adman at January 18, 2007 11:34 AM (TfsGd)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:35 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 11:36 AM (059Fh)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:38 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:38 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal is...Craving Ryan's Privates
Steven Seagal is...Eating the Placenta
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 11:39 AM (1f0pP)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:40 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in: My Dinner With Andre and his leftover creamed beef
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:43 AM (ynkty)
Dying.
You know, we've had this discussion before, whether women have teh funnay bone or not. I have to say I am consistently amused by lauraw and bbeck, particularly today. Nice Deb had me giggling like a retard.
Oh, and that lesbian too.
There are probably other funny chicks here but I don't know who you are. Cuffy, are you a chick? You've had some of the best entries IMHO.
Monty too but I am jealous of his wit so I'm not saying so.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 11:45 AM (pzen5)
There's actually a short film called "Porklips Now" which is a pretty funny parody. You may be able to find it online somewhere.
However, it doesn't star Steven Seagal.
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:47 AM (qF8q3)
Steven Seagal in ... The Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima
Steven Seagal in ... Foie Gras Of Our Fathers
Steven Seagal in ... The Dirty Dozen Donuts
Steven Seagal in ... FryBoys
Posted by: thaitied at January 18, 2007 11:48 AM (uV/vg)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:51 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 11:51 AM (UdJCa)
Steven Seagal in ... Risky Blintzes (have I seen that above?)
Steven Seagal in ... The Color of Honeybaked Hams
Steven Seagal in ... Top Gut
Steven Seagal in ... A Few Good Cornish Hens
Steven Seagal in ... Mouth Wide Open
Steven Seagal in ... Muffaletta: Impossible
Steven Seagal in ... Cholesterol with Jamie Foxx
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:52 AM (JefgB)
Steven Seagal in: Shakeandbake in Love
Steven Seagal in: MacaroniandBeth
Steven Seagal in: A Midsummer Night's Vat of Cocoa Puffs
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:52 AM (ynkty)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 11:52 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 11:52 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 11:53 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:54 AM (ynkty)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 11:54 AM (JefgB)
Posted by: skinbad at January 18, 2007 11:57 AM (SwH/f)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2007 11:58 AM (tVbxd)
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 11:58 AM (ynkty)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 12:01 PM (UdJCa)
Steven Seagal in ..... Pantry Games
Steven Seagal in ..... The Sum of All Fritos
Steven Seagal in ..... Executive Room Service Orders
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 12:02 PM (pzen5)
Well yer a funny one. 50-50 guess on "Cuffy".
It's like Rosetta the male lesbian. Some nicks confuse me.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 18, 2007 12:03 PM (pzen5)
Posted by: Charles at January 18, 2007 12:06 PM (Dotnu)
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 12:06 PM (059Fh)
Posted by: Chris Klein at January 18, 2007 12:11 PM (Dotnu)
I believe Cuffy Meigs is a minor bad guy in one of Ayn Rand's novels.
Atlas Shrugged, perhaps. I forget exactly.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 12:12 PM (CkYzD)
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 12:20 PM (ynkty)
Steven Seagal in ... Pride and Pringles
Steven Seagal in ... Dangerous Liver-n-Onions
Steven Seagal in ... Hamadaeus
Steven Seagal in ... VeryBerry Lyndon
Steven Seagal in ... The Fatness of King George
Steven Seagal in ... The Three Musketeers...and Milky Way, and Zagnut, and Junior Mints, and Chick-o-Stix
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 12:21 PM (JefgB)
Posted by: kevlarchick at January 18, 2007 12:24 PM (7K/LO)
Steven Seagal in...A Fistful Of Crullers
Steven Seagal in...For A Few Crullers More
Steven Seagal in...The Grilled, The Baked, And The Braised
Steven Seagal in...One Upon A Time In The Waffle House
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 12:24 PM (UdJCa)
I hope "Steven Seagal in....Dave in Texas" wins because that one KICKS ASS!!!
Posted by: Rosetta-ManNotLesbian at January 18, 2007 12:27 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 12:27 PM (ynkty)
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 12:30 PM (ynkty)
Steven Seagal in......What Delicatessens May Come
Steven Seagal in......20,000 Pounds Overweight
I think this is the most attention this guys gotten in the last 10 years....
Haven't been this addicted to anything since I quit the pipe...
Posted by: Nico at January 18, 2007 12:32 PM (059Fh)
Steven Seagal is...Collecting Pokemon Cards
Steven Seagal is...Watching You Poop
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 12:33 PM (1f0pP)
Steven Seagal in... Mystery Meat
Or for a little more inside baseball...
Steven Seagal is...On F'n Notice!
Posted by: Will at January 18, 2007 12:38 PM (SOx9v)
Steven Seagal in... A Jug of Wine, A Loaf of Bread, A Pot of Spaghetti, A Side of Ham, A Bowl of Salad, A Bucket of Chicken, A Roasted Pig, A Chocolate Cake, A Gallon of Ice Cream, a Two-Liter Bottle of Diet Coke, and Thou.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 12:39 PM (CkYzD)
ohmydearlord...it says he's a VEGETARIAN. I shit you not.
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 12:40 PM (JefgB)
>>ohmydearlord...it says he's a VEGETARIAN
Cuffy, he is Buddhist. Buddhists are generally vegetarians.
Posted by: Tushar D at January 18, 2007 12:42 PM (h76y6)
steven segal in...manson family diet (killing for bread)
steven segal in...saving susan atkins (share the bread, beatch)
Posted by: marc at January 18, 2007 12:44 PM (2fAW4)
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 12:44 PM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 12:46 PM (1f0pP)
I've got no, er, beef with his religion. It's just the vegetarian thing kinda messes up this whole 600+ comment thread.
That said, I've seen some tubby vegan muthafuckas at Whole Foods toting sacks of lentils and tofuti...
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 18, 2007 12:49 PM (JefgB)
the thread that wouldn't die!
Posted by: Paleomedic at January 18, 2007 12:56 PM (xirX/)
Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 12:56 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: PaleoMedic at January 18, 2007 12:58 PM (xirX/)
Well I have to withdraw my On F'n Notice, because I didn't see it previously submitted in the other thread.
So there's one less to worry about!
Posted by: Will at January 18, 2007 01:01 PM (SOx9v)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 01:02 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 01:04 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 01:05 PM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Sinistar at January 18, 2007 01:06 PM (1f0pP)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2007 01:08 PM (yrVWG)
Do youpeople have any idea how many chickpeas it takes to get that fat?
Holy moly, he must really put it away. Doesn't ruin the thread one bit.
Especially the poop ones.
Posted by: lauraw at January 18, 2007 01:10 PM (oxgWQ)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 01:10 PM (CkYzD)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 01:12 PM (CkYzD)
Posted by: bbeck at January 18, 2007 01:14 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 01:16 PM (CkYzD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2007 01:30 PM (tVbxd)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2007 01:45 PM (tVbxd)
Posted by: Alear at January 18, 2007 01:46 PM (eJq+A)
Posted by: Dr. Kevorkian at January 18, 2007 02:07 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: kevlarchick at January 18, 2007 02:13 PM (7K/LO)
Posted by: fart at January 18, 2007 02:24 PM (ZQnRG)
This time.... it's on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 02:26 PM (qtee5)
Steven Seagal is... Sugar Tits
(subtitle: This Time, There's Two of Them!)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 18, 2007 02:35 PM (CkYzD)
Steven Seagal in Raiders of the Last Carp...
Steven Seagal in Gone With The Blintz
Steven Seagal in Buttered Roll-er Balls\\
Steven Seagal in Cheesy Space Balls
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:06 PM (mcs8G)
Steven Seagal in Atlas Burped
Steven Seagal in When Worlds Are Fried
Steven Seagal in Fistful of Nachos
Steven Segal in Crouching Omelet, Hidden bacon
Steven Seagal in CSI New York Strip
Steven Seagal in Canadian Bacon
Steven Segal in Have Gum, Will travel
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:19 PM (mcs8G)
How about Steven Seagal in the Egger Sanction?
How about Steven Seagal in An inconvenient Soup?
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:21 PM (mcs8G)
Mel Gibson in Payback: Seagal in Fatback
Steven Seagal in Barbequerella
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:24 PM (mcs8G)
I'm hoping to have the winners up on Saturday. Unless this big storm hits Portland late tonight (which I'm sorta counting on), in which case work is cancelled and I'll put them up tomorrow.
Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 03:41 PM (GqxeF)
Steven Seagal in 2001, A taste Odyssey
Steven Seagal in BreadRunner
Steven Seagal in the Coffee Mate-rix
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:42 PM (mcs8G)
I don't believe you guys put up another 300 posts while I was at work. Now I know how Michael felt with the Dick Cheney thread.
Oh, you bitch my dear sweet hunchbacked Laura. Don't think I have forgotten that it was you who tricked me into the mind-numbing chore of judging over 2,000 comments.
Revenge is sweet.
Steven Seagal -- plays the clarinet!
Keep them coming, folks!
Posted by: Michael at January 18, 2007 03:43 PM (1xbMR)
Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 03:48 PM (GqxeF)
Jean Claude Van Dammit, anyone?
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:49 PM (mcs8G)
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:53 PM (mcs8G)
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2007 03:54 PM (4qddO)
Steven Seagal in the Mirror has Two Faces, and eight chins...
Steven Seagal in Transfatformers...
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 03:57 PM (mcs8G)
Steven Seagal in...Faster Porkfat! Grill! Grill!
Steven Seagal in...The Polenta Adventure
Steven Seagal is...Over 60 Days Late Pay
Steven Seagal is...Coming in a Theater Near You - co-starring Paul Reubens
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2007 04:17 PM (aIaFS)
Posted by: Monty at January 18, 2007 04:20 PM (7Iqke)
Posted by: morigu at January 18, 2007 04:20 PM (dPaXU)
Eat IT with Michael Jackson
Little Bread Corvette with Prince, who's probably a queen,truth be told...
Posted by: carne serrita at January 18, 2007 04:21 PM (mcs8G)
I'm not going to read the whole thread, so I figured I'd stop when one made me laugh until I cried.
Thus, MadAdMan wins for Steven Segal is......Fisting for Dollars
Posted by: otcconan at January 18, 2007 04:21 PM (BId2/)
Posted by: Verity Kindle, who is a girl at January 18, 2007 04:29 PM (8MztE)
Did you just call me Laura?
Whoops, sorry Andrew.
Damn. So, let's work together. How can we con that conniving little witch Laura into judging this?
Posted by: Michael at January 18, 2007 04:53 PM (1xbMR)
Posted by: franksalterego at January 18, 2007 04:53 PM (xJcGS)
Mind you, it's not that I am hostile towards Laura. Certainly not. It's just that the slut who beat me in the football pool by two points Laura is seriously in need of a chastening comeuppance.
Posted by: Michael at January 18, 2007 05:00 PM (1xbMR)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 05:01 PM (mcs8G)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 05:02 PM (mcs8G)
Steven Segal is...Busting A Nut
Steven Segal is...Coughing Up Blood
Steven Segal is...The Lion King
Posted by: Don Carne at January 18, 2007 05:20 PM (RJDcF)
However your overdue death is a pleasure to see.
There were lots of fat jokes with culinary flair;
Even a few jabs about your ginormous underwear.
Your acting was panned, your whole career lambasted;
But our only regret was how fucking long this thing lasted.
You started a lighthearted and pleasant affair;
But 24 hours later we were pulling our hair.
There were many, many times we thought we were through;
But like Brokeback Mountain, dammit, we couldn't quit you.
Rather than in prayer, we bid adieu with a snort and a shout;
Steven Seagal in...Good Morning, Vietnamese Takeout.
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 05:33 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 05:42 PM (mcs8G)
Steven Seagal in ... Smoked Butt
Steven Seagal in ... Smoked Ham and the Bandit
Steven Seagal in ... The Cabbage Patch Kids
Steven Seagal in ... Cheese Balls
Posted by: cranky at January 18, 2007 05:54 PM (Xj2Ev)
Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 05:55 PM (GqxeF)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2007 05:58 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: Andrew at January 18, 2007 06:01 PM (GqxeF)
I'm a fucking moron; what do you want from me, Yeats?
Posted by: Rosetta at January 18, 2007 06:17 PM (omkIU)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 06:22 PM (mcs8G)
Posted by: sandman arriveth at January 18, 2007 06:25 PM (mcs8G)
Posted by: roy batty...these eyes have seen things at January 18, 2007 06:41 PM (mcs8G)
Posted by: Prof. van Helsing at January 18, 2007 06:44 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: Bart at January 18, 2007 06:59 PM (/vlbO)
Posted by: benrand at January 18, 2007 07:07 PM (9nt2a)
Posted by: a dead horse at January 18, 2007 07:08 PM (56ssE)
Posted by: Steven Seagal's Belt at January 18, 2007 07:11 PM (FWrFx)
Always check and make sure that it's dead, then shoot it in the head twice, to be absolutely sure.
Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 07:55 PM (8MztE)
Posted by: Necrotic Equine at January 18, 2007 07:58 PM (olS40)
-Steven Seagal, Delegate to the Continental Congress, 1778
Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 18, 2007 08:23 PM (8MztE)
Steven Seagal in...Dawn of the Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...Day of the Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...City Of The Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...28 Days After The Undead Thread
Steven Seagal in...Sean Of The Undead Thread
Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2007 05:22 AM (UdJCa)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 19, 2007 05:40 AM (rsjbM)
Posted by: Spanky at January 19, 2007 06:28 AM (9dclJ)
Remember: the guys in the white coats will be your friends and they are going to take you to a place that will make you feel all better.
I too had a hard time moving so I wrote my little eulogy poem for the thread and I am slowly getting back to a normal like.
You may want to try the same. For "closure".
Posted by: Rosetta at January 19, 2007 06:30 AM (omkIU)
Lies! Pernicious lies! I can stop anytime I want.
Honest.
Any. Time. I. Want.
.....
The dance classics:
Steven Seagal in...Hokey-Pokey in Hoboken
Steven Seagal in...Twisting In Trenton
Steven Seagal in...An Armenian in Paris, Texas
Steven Seagal in...Funky Chicken in Fredericksburg
Steven Seagal in...Doing The Worm In Waukegan
Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2007 07:12 AM (/V4PN)
Posted by: Verity Kindle at January 19, 2007 09:03 AM (8MztE)
Posted by: Former Lurker at January 19, 2007 11:54 AM (Vuj03)
Posted by: doc at January 19, 2007 11:59 AM (o9pdo)
Posted by: at January 19, 2007 12:00 PM (o9pdo)
Borders Books is proud to present an evening of dramatic reading by Mr. Steven Seagal. Mr. Seagal will be reading the popular three book series "Walter the Farting Dog". Mr. Seagal said he identifies with Walter and his gastrointestinal problems and feels all children should learn these valuable lessons. He is quoted as saying "I stink like Walter and I have feelings too."
Children of all ages are welcome. Each child in attendance is asked to bring Mr. Seagal a Little Debbie Snack Cake of their choosing.
**Note: Borders would like to disclose that due to the unfortunate incident at the Oshkosh Bookmobile
reading all adults will be provided with complimentary taser guns.**
Posted by: Spanky at January 19, 2007 12:59 PM (9dclJ)
Posted by: Basilisk at January 19, 2007 02:02 PM (NUXBb)
Posted by: TaterCon at January 19, 2007 03:52 PM (wOw24)
Posted by: ChrisFarley at January 19, 2007 04:51 PM (ppDvM)
Posted by: at January 19, 2007 06:13 PM (CZc15)
Steven Seagal is.....Living in a van down by the river.
Now that is bringing the funny, Chris.
And this is 786 signing out.
Posted by: cranky at January 19, 2007 07:29 PM (Xj2Ev)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 19, 2007 08:10 PM (QTv8u)
Posted by: TaterCon at January 19, 2007 11:24 PM (wOw24)
Posted by: ThisGuy at November 05, 2009 06:21 PM (Iu37s)
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