October 30, 2009
— Gabriel Malor And so it continues. This week's crisis? It's on the label: Water.

Character development will continue until morale improves...
NOT RELATED AT ALL: Drunk Ewoks disrupt NBC's Today show (video).
Ace was at the Today Show this morning?
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Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 03:56 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 03:57 PM (bLZ8Q)
Water?
They are going to mercifully drown the crew like kittens in a bag in the river???
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Posted by: Bender at October 30, 2009 03:57 PM (FDZUn)
I mean, seriously, didn't that chick's dad die, like, a day ago?
And now she's knockin' boots with some dude she just met, (who has a shitty body and can't act, btw)?
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 03:59 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Karl Malone's penis at October 30, 2009 03:59 PM (+lGdp)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 04:04 PM (piBto)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 04:05 PM (piBto)
Posted by: EC at October 30, 2009 04:05 PM (iWj1i)
Posted by: mystry at October 30, 2009 04:07 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:07 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 30, 2009 04:08 PM (dCjum)
Who writes this crap?
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:09 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: Aquaman at October 30, 2009 04:10 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:10 PM (bLZ8Q)
Let's compare shall we?
DD
vs
B
Uh huh...
Posted by: EC at October 30, 2009 04:10 PM (iWj1i)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:11 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Powdered Toast Man at October 30, 2009 04:11 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Mortis at October 30, 2009 04:13 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: eman at October 30, 2009 04:13 PM (F+Eaw)
Posted by: EC at October 30, 2009 04:13 PM (iWj1i)
Anyone watch Bore To Death, the new show on HBO?
Posted by: Tweetman Jack
Saw it once...appropriate title
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:13 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:14 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Stanley H. Tweedle at October 30, 2009 04:14 PM (dCjum)
Thank god the million year old ancient space suits just happened to perfectly fit the 2 people they wanted to send!
SHOOT ME BEFORE I WATCH ANYMORE!
I think I need counciling or something as I've clearly become a self-destructive masochist.
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:15 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:15 PM (AnTyA)
Saw it once...appropriate title
It stars that kid from Rushmore, the one with the mole on his face.
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:15 PM (bLZ8Q)
Do you even know what a plethora is?
It's a comedy and the dialogue is spoken in a Mexican(ish) accent.
for the life of me spurwing plover, I can't remember the damn movie.
Oh ... and I can't watch anything Stargate without thinking that James Spader needed a damn haircut. So water - no water ... fuck 'em.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 30, 2009 04:17 PM (ruzrP)
I thought I was the only who liked LEXX.
It was a good show, until the last season, and all the stupid Bush/America bashing.
Zev was hot.
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:17 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Chris at October 30, 2009 04:17 PM (tVjdx)
Yes, nice to mole you. Meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole. I said mole.
Posted by: Austin Powers at October 30, 2009 04:18 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:19 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at October 30, 2009 04:20 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 30, 2009 04:20 PM (otlXg)
Castle is still on, but Defying Gravity was canceled just as it was finally getting interesting.
F-U, ABC.
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:20 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: mystry at October 30, 2009 04:20 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:21 PM (cok/k)
I thought I was the only who liked LEXX.
It was a good show, until the last season, and all the stupid Bush/America bashing.
Zev was hot.
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 09:17 PM (bLZ8Q)
I liked Zev much more than Xev. Especially in the shower scene.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:22 PM (dCjum)
F-U, ABC.
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 09:20 PM (bLZ8Q)
So it was just "getting off the ground" ?
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:23 PM (dCjum)
That's when Friday nights were pretty good on Sci-Fi.
Farscape at 9p, Lexx at 10p, what was on at 8p?
Was it Stargate SG-1 at 8p?
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:24 PM (bLZ8Q)
The new Battlestar Galactica had episode 3 as : Water!
The cylon babe Athena/Boomer/Helo's baby mom blew out the water storage tanks.
PLAGARISM is the first sign that they're in TROUBLE.
This was too funny!
Character development will continue until morale improves...
Posted by: kay at October 30, 2009 04:25 PM (TW1NB)
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:25 PM (AnTyA)
I liked Zev much more than Xev. Especially in the shower scene.
Zev was the new one, right? The german chick with the nice lips?
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:26 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: mystry at October 30, 2009 04:26 PM (kmgIE)
Last night Krauthammer said something negative about Pelosi, Obama or one of the other idjits in DC & said "that policy is bad blah blah on Galactic proportions"
I thought of all of you.
Posted by: kelley in virginia at October 30, 2009 04:26 PM (TEIZr)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:26 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Plethora at October 30, 2009 04:27 PM (fLGjp)
The next original was Dollhouse - that survived to season 2 (which we're in now).
Can anyone say JOSH WHEATON?
NBC/Universal sucks toad twat.
Posted by: anon at October 30, 2009 04:27 PM (TW1NB)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:28 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:28 PM (dCjum)
Meh. They were both hot.
I'd probably go with Xev though.
I've never been big on the generic California Barbie look.
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:28 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack
Rushmore is one of the most underrated movies evah!
Bored to Death sux, though
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:28 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 30, 2009 04:28 PM (zmiSr)
I liked Zev much more than Xev. Especially in the shower scene.
Zev was the new one, right? The german chick with the nice lips?
No, she was the first one with the white hair.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:29 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:29 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Karl Malone's penis at October 30, 2009 04:29 PM (C/qWk)
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:30 PM (bLZ8Q)
From a post last week:
Ahoy polloi. I found Lt. Major Rack's name. (Lt. Major Rack from Stargate.) It's Julia Benson, but she's sometimes listed as Julia Anderson.
Here is her blog. (She just started it.)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 04:30 PM (piBto)
Zev was the new one, right? The german chick with the nice lips?
No, that's xev. He's talking about the first one.
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:30 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy
Shit..I thought I was gonna trip someone up with the song title. I was ready to pounce
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:30 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 30, 2009 04:31 PM (Awf4A)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:31 PM (dCjum)
You liked the original, skinny Zev, with the bad attitude, more than the updated version?
I'm with Entropy; I liked the reincarnated version better.
Posted by: Tweetman Jack at October 30, 2009 04:32 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: PKO Strany at October 30, 2009 04:33 PM (+IzXJ)
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:34 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: 790 at October 30, 2009 04:34 PM (dCjum)
Had a beginning, a middle, and an end, all scripted before hand and the author went to the suits and said: I need 5 seasons to tell the story. If you don't give it 5, don't bother wasting my time.
5 seasons it was and it was great.
Anyone remember that show which was also 1 season long known as:
SPACE
it had the guy who was born in a tube instead of to parents and the song by Johnny Cash as they went into the black hole was the end of the show?
Where are the writers? The good ones?
Are they just doing shows for youtube?
Can't wait for Net Neutrality to "tier" my choices for bandwidth:
ESPN, and sports will add $5 to your monthly internet bill
FoxNews, WSJ, will add $10 to your monthly internet bill
Social websites like facebook and myspace and twitter will add $5 to your monthly bill
Youtube and Hulu will add $15 per month for bandwidth usage.
Your basic package will be equivalent to AOL's first package: $9.95
Remember those days?
Yuck.
Posted by: Babylon5 at October 30, 2009 04:34 PM (TW1NB)
Posted by: Dr Frederick Frankenstein at October 30, 2009 04:35 PM (bLZ8Q)
I think you're doing it wrong, beedubya!
Posted by: Tweetman Jack
Who?? Me??
Anyone get the answer to the one about petrol in the eye..or some shit like that?
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:35 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 790 at October 30, 2009 04:36 PM (dCjum)
Mmmmm....boobs
Posted by: the Perverted Homer Simpson at October 30, 2009 04:36 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:36 PM (dCjum)
So then it's settled.
You get Zev and I get Xev.
Now who's got the chloroform and the burlap sack?
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:36 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: Tweet says stuff in the little gray box at October 30, 2009 04:37 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Tweet says stuff in the little gray box at October 30, 2009 04:38 PM (bLZ8Q)
Anyone remember that show which was also 1 season long known as:
SPACE
it had the guy who was born in a tube instead of to parents and the song by Johnny Cash as they went into the black hole was the end of the show?
No.
Tubes though? You mean Space: Above and Beyond?
They had tanks or something that were bred in tubes to be soldiers.
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:38 PM (cok/k)
I'm also wondering if the fat kid on Stargate universe is "counseled".
And why haven't they pulled the plug on any of those "survivors" that need more medicine than the blond babe has in her handy-dandy black medical bag?
Obviously this is not our universe but a different one where people actually get to live......until they die.
Posted by: Babylon5 at October 30, 2009 04:39 PM (TW1NB)
Those are quality boobs.
Another great SciFi show was that one ChiggiVonRichtoven and the ace space ship jockies. Whatever.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 04:39 PM (piBto)
73 So then it's settled.
You get Zev and I get Xev.
Now who's got the chloroform and the burlap sack?
I have a van, a cast, a sofa and good right cross.
Posted by: Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb at October 30, 2009 04:39 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: PKO Strany at October 30, 2009 04:39 PM (+IzXJ)
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:40 PM (cok/k)
Tubes though? You mean Space: Above and Beyond?
They had tanks or something that were bred in tubes to be soldiers."
Yeah, that's it. Space: Above and Beyond
1 season.
Posted by: Babylon5 at October 30, 2009 04:40 PM (TW1NB)
Posted by: Miss'80s at October 30, 2009 04:40 PM (zmiSr)
I hated that little bastard robot head. What a freak. It was sick sick sick.
Posted by: Tweet says stuff in the little gray box at October 30, 2009 09:38 PM (bLZ8Q)
You give carbon molecules a bad name!
Posted by: 790 at October 30, 2009 04:41 PM (dCjum)
Why haven't they figured out the way to replenish water a-la DUNE?
They had great suits there.
Of course they also had "spice"
Yeah, That's the ticket.
Posted by: Kay at October 30, 2009 04:42 PM (TW1NB)
Posted by: PKO Strany at October 30, 2009 04:43 PM (+IzXJ)
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:43 PM (cok/k)
Oh, wait...they FUCKING KILLED OFF ALL THE ASGARD YEARS AGO in one of the most monstrous scripting blunders ever executed. Smooth move.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 30, 2009 04:44 PM (oX9j/)
Wow.
I thought I was the only person who loved Space: Above and Beyond.
It was like a basic war movie, only in space... with giant chiggers.
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:45 PM (cok/k)
Why haven't they figured out the way to replenish water a-la DUNE?
They had great suits there
The Fremen drank their own pee and sweat from their stillsuits
...ick
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:45 PM (AnTyA)
they FUCKING KILLED OFF ALL THE ASGARD YEARS AGO
I like to just pretend that didn't happen.
It's not hard... it only took like 8 seconds from start to finish.
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 04:46 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:46 PM (AnTyA)
It had the most incredibly ridiculous use of pilots, but the best cliff-hanger season ending for a show that wasn't renewed.
The AI's religion was pretty cool though: Take a chance.
Posted by: toby928 at October 30, 2009 04:48 PM (PD1tk)
That would have been Space: Above and Beyond
That was very well-written. The character development was awesome.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 04:49 PM (piBto)
Season 5 was about like Galactica's season 4.
Posted by: wws at October 30, 2009 04:49 PM (wk1nH)
Ok..Ok...more music trivia
Which band did the album "The Who: Live at Leeds"?
....and where was it recorded?
No Googles allowed!!
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 04:50 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: mystry at October 30, 2009 04:51 PM (kmgIE)
Which band did the album "The Who: Live at Leeds"?
....and where was it recorded?
No Googles allowed!!
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 09:50 PM (AnTyA)
Uh, "The Archies" at Riverdale High ?
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:51 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Tweet says stuff in the little gray box at October 30, 2009 04:52 PM (bLZ8Q)
A few of the things I loved about B5 were:
No Kids
Humans can still be bad guys (FU Star Trek)
Just when you think you know who the good guys are and the bad guys are, they switch it
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:54 PM (dCjum)
The red-head, Lita?, in B5 who was a crazy psychic psycho, had HUGE boobs.
South Park included Lita in their BABYLON PARK short.
Posted by: Tweet says stuff in the little gray box at October 30, 2009 04:56 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:56 PM (dCjum)
South Park included Lita in their BABYLON PARK short.
Posted by: Tweet says stuff in the little gray box at October 30, 2009 09:56 PM (bLZ8Q)
Lita was pretty hot. Especially when her eyes went completely black.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:57 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 30, 2009 04:58 PM (dCjum)
That guy died, and he wasn't even wearing a red shirt.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 05:00 PM (piBto)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 05:00 PM (piBto)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 30, 2009 05:01 PM (ruzrP)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 05:03 PM (piBto)
They did not kill off all the Asgard. There were some remnants that showed up in an episode of Atlantis season 5 and stole a neat little toy that destroyed any ship in the galaxy trying to enter hyperspace.
Their suits looked remarkably similiar to the ones in the picture.
Posted by: Roborob at October 30, 2009 05:03 PM (Vzmwt)
The woman playing Lita was acutally the stunt woman that they cast for the part after she ended up being liked for the role.
Posted by: Roborob at October 30, 2009 05:05 PM (Vzmwt)
Posted by: Tweet says stuff in the little gray box at October 30, 2009 05:06 PM (bLZ8Q)
Those weren't really asgard. They were like dark asgard or something.
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 05:09 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: Roborob at October 30, 2009 05:11 PM (Vzmwt)
So I gave it three or four tries tonight, during Monk commercials. Each time, nothing but a bunch of standing around, talking.
Meanwhile, I've not seen the stargate used for anything except as a glorified transporter.
Please, please, please, someone please drive that ship into a black hole.
Posted by: Bender at October 30, 2009 05:14 PM (FDZUn)
Please, please, please, someone please drive that ship into a black hole.
To the musical stylings of Johnny Cash.
Posted by: Entropy at October 30, 2009 05:19 PM (cok/k)
And they're apparently not the presence responsible for flying the shuttle at the end of the first episode. Weepy girl is now deeply attached to the Lt. so Eli's hopeless. Maybe Major Rack will give him some pity lovin' before they're all dead.
Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2009 05:20 PM (IoxPW)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 05:22 PM (piBto)
Those weren't really asgard. They were like dark asgard or something
Sounds like sumpin you should wear if Bawney Fwank is around
Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 05:24 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: eman at October 30, 2009 05:35 PM (ZzgoC)
I stand corrected.
Posted by: wws at October 30, 2009 05:50 PM (wk1nH)
Posted by: eman at October 30, 2009 05:55 PM (ZzgoC)
Posted by: toby928 at October 30, 2009 05:58 PM (PD1tk)
Next week they run out of toilet paper.
Wouldn't make a difference. Since this series began they've been wiping sh*t on the viewers.
Posted by: Bender at October 30, 2009 06:00 PM (FDZUn)
Posted by: wws at October 30, 2009 06:03 PM (7kUux)
Posted by: wws at October 30, 2009 06:04 PM (7kUux)
Posted by: CanaDave at October 30, 2009 06:08 PM (rua8W)
126 Oh wait, I checked, next weeks episode is titled "MaxiPad".
Oh, the horror! I somehow doubt they brought enough for 3-4 years eh? Them packages are bulky. The ship will guide them to Planet Pamprin and save the day, er, 4 days.
"It's -47C"
OR as we say in Winnipeg, "Tuesday in November"
And shouldn't they have had gloves on to handle the injured guy when he came back? Skin + cold metal = nasty...
Posted by: 5Cats at October 30, 2009 06:32 PM (Ivexw)
I'm sure the stargate assigned the metal an appropriate temperature when they returned to the ship. Duh.
Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2009 06:39 PM (IoxPW)
Posted by: sansculotte at October 30, 2009 06:40 PM (j0Kf/)
Posted by: Drew in MO at October 30, 2009 06:57 PM (aR1yz)
Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2009 06:59 PM (IoxPW)
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at October 30, 2009 07:17 PM (YRjsF)
Posted by: RiverRat at October 30, 2009 07:42 PM (XjYxG)
Once again, SGU goes for the deus ex machina! WTF, is that all the writers can pull out of their collective a$$es? Seriously, scene 1 rock falls from sky and pins character, people worry; scene 2 another rock falls from sky and breaks other rock freeing character, much relief. That is every SGU episode plot thus far.
Posted by: ray at October 30, 2009 07:43 PM (9+P9E)
Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2009 07:56 PM (H1b4W)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at October 30, 2009 08:54 PM (cvmgB)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at October 30, 2009 09:10 PM (cvmgB)
I think that eventually the Destiny is going to become very very important in the SG Universe, as in, it actually -will- have significant impact on what's going on back in the Milky Way. But before they can get there, they do have to go through these episodes where they actually get themselves set to survive for a while. It'd actually suck otherwise, I think, if they were just handed this massively powerful ship in perfect working condition. They're earning it. That's a good thing.
Qwinn
Posted by: Qwinn at October 30, 2009 09:53 PM (SxA2Q)
Qwinn
Posted by: Qwinn at October 30, 2009 09:58 PM (SxA2Q)
This.
I agree with you, I'd be a lot more irritated if they just happened to open a hatch while out exploring the ship and stumbled across 3 crates of ZPMs and food replicator technology (a la ST: TNG) that just magically fixed all their problems. I like the fact that it's a lot more real than that - while allowing for the convenient Deus Ex Machina of having Destiny drop out of hyperspace right on top of everything they need, just in the nick of time.
Also, didn't Atlantis run across some type of little nano-robots at one time? Or am I just on crank again?
Posted by: Lone Marauder at October 30, 2009 10:28 PM (p1iaB)
Posted by: Kay at October 30, 2009 10:29 PM (TW1NB)
Someone said this wasn't a program set in this universe but a different on. I'd make the argument that this ship had a moment of Sonstroke
and voted in the guy who promised everyone a great time on board the ship except those that had made the ship a great place to be in the first place.
Surprisingly, I now see a lot of equivalence between Barack Obama and Gaius Baltar.
Posted by: Kay at October 30, 2009 10:35 PM (TW1NB)
Will Gilligan ever get off the island????
Loser!
Posted by: Used to Love Sci-Fi at October 31, 2009 03:47 AM (9Rczd)
Man, it stinks to high heaven. Lost in space with tits...and it would do better concentrating on the tits.
Posted by: trainer at October 31, 2009 06:38 AM (yCWYQ)
Posted by: navtechie at October 31, 2009 06:51 AM (jb7Od)
7. Earth
8. Time
9. Life
10. Justice
11. Space
12. Divided
13. Faith
14. Human
15. Lost
16. Sabotage
17. Pain
18. Subversion
19 and 20. Incursion
Posted by: zmdavid at October 31, 2009 07:40 AM (BYIH0)
What's so sad about those episode titles is that now I feel like I've already watched the entire first season.
Posted by: wws at October 31, 2009 08:33 AM (T1boi)
Why doesn't eth SyFy channel just bring back Babylon 5 Crusades. The show barely got started but had a bad theme song (if you can call it that) and had Lumberg as the captain.
Posted by: theblogprof at October 31, 2009 09:58 AM (SrlmQ)
First of all, Fatboy should be losing so weight due to the food rationing, right? I mean, unless they have an unlimited supply of pizza, dr pepper and cheezy poofs somewhere on board that he isn't sharing with the rest of the crew.
Second, Fatboy doesn't stand a chance with all those marines around. He isn't getting any ever! If he did, this would encourage fat boyz like him to stay fat and play video games while stuffing their face with cheezy poofs and pizza. On top of getting some from hot chicks, where would that even fit in?
Sorry no dice, he will have to make a female sex robot who is blind and has a total lack of any judgement. The sad part is the fembot would still probably jump a marine rather than give eli the time of day, writers love to toture their characters that way.
I should write for this idiotic show, my changes would be thus!
1. Suprise appearance of Barak H. Obama who through freak accident gets pulled through time and touts health care plan to the crew for audience viewing pleasure. Midway through the speech, he gets eaten by spider alien, a definate crowd pleaser!
2. Black marine guy hooks up with Major Rack and lesbian bureaucrat. Yeah baby, that would be the title! Ratings blockbuster right there. That would be the whole epidsode, and yes they would do it in the stargate too.
3. Fatboy gets some. Pizza, sunkist and cheesy poofs that is. All you girls know that you got the pick of litter on the ship. I mean any of those encounters could be your last, your not going to throw it away on the fat virgin genius video game guy. He recreates his moms basement in his own little space on the ship.
4. Wet Tee-shirt contest! In celabration of finding water ofcourse. Let's face it, these chicks on board are kinda loose. I mean, daddy sacrifices himself so that you may live and you go off to bang a stranger. That would sure make me proud. Anyway, I am sure they would go for it and watching the glistening strands of water cascade off some of those hotties would be worth the rating!
5. Fatboy finally gets smart, uses the transfer stones to switch into good looking guys body and nails as many chicks as he can during ladies night at the Hard Rock! Sponsor for that show, ofcourse the Hard Rock, name of episode, ofcourse the Hard Rock!
I am going to write out these scripts and see what happens. If I do get an interview with the big whigs, I will take to beating all of them within an inch of their lives for canceling all the decent sci-fi and giving us this crap. Stargate has always been a little cheesy, but for gods sake, stop this madness!
Posted by: Africanus at October 31, 2009 10:14 AM (8eTND)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 31, 2009 11:36 AM (Tsag4)
This is something that I started to watch even though I did not watch either of the two other Stargate series. So far it has not disappointed. It is edgey and is a little predictible but entertaining. Wonder when they will find the two or three they lost when they took the gate from the desert planet....
Posted by: Mere at October 31, 2009 12:49 PM (9pF7c)
Posted by: Trov at October 31, 2009 12:50 PM (I5hQ3)
Posted by: Cathy at October 31, 2009 02:57 PM (yXzLF)
Posted by: Africanus at October 31, 2009 05:20 PM (8eTND)
Did somebody kill the Planeteers and take those stupid elemental rings for themselves, boy?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2009 06:51 PM (2qU2d)
First of all, Fatboy should be losing so weight due to the food rationing, right?
You didn't see the earlier comment about what were they doing with the senator's (and others?) body? Now you know.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2009 07:21 PM (2qU2d)
I'm a die hard sci-fi fan, I never met a scifi I hated until BSG, and now SGU is trying their best to be the same pile of shit BSG was. It's the same crap, a completely dysfunctional crew who all think everything is about them. The "me" generation on a fucking starship.
How the fuck did any of these assclowns get on this 9th chevron project to start with? Did they send a bunch of frigging morons to that planet? I swear its like the whole fucking ship is filled with middle management types.
Oh those communication stones? How about instead of lou diamond phillips somebody get fucking daniel jackson on the ship to translate the ancient language for that asshole worthless kenny loggins looking waste of skin "doctor". Stick carter and mckay on the damm ship during one of those body swaps and fix SOME fucking thing so they can do something really cool like explore the god damn gallaxy or some planet. Mckay would have deactivated that bullshit 12 hour exploration window by now.
This whole frigging crew acts like there wasn't 10 years of a ripping stargate program before getting on this tub. Its like everything is new to them. Your gonna tell me carter couldn't crack the math problem code that fatboy did?
On the other side of things, I kinda like the colonel, he seems like a solid dude. Major rack has a seriously nice frigging rack. the rest are all wastes of skin.
<rant mode off>
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"Stick carter and mckay on the damm ship during one of those body swaps and fix SOME fucking thing so they can do something really cool like explore the god damn gallaxy or some planet. Mckay would have deactivated that bullshit 12 hour exploration window by now"
Omg, so you wanna just end the whole premise of the show without my Wet T-Shirt Contest, eh? Screw that! Wet T-Shirt contest first, thankyou! I could care less if their ship blew up after that.
Andycanuck, that is insightful, though the senator was kinda old and the flesh would be real stringy. A diet of cheesy poofs, pizza and sunkist would make fatboy unprepared to consume that tough old hide.
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