November 03, 2008

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— Ace

I love SNL's Kirsten Wiig. I've loved her since she was "Dr. Pat" on the Joe Schmoe Show.

So any bit of silly gossip claiming that Joe the Plumber was "canoodling" with Wiig (a meaningless word used by gossip columnists as a libel-proof way to imply anything from flirting to indiscreet touching to a full-on below-the-table handjob), and that maybe this indicates Wiig might be a Republican where it counts (in the heart, I mean, you perverts) is a gotta-link.

PS, I didn't mean in the heart, I meant the dirty place.

And that whole joke was stole from Nina Van Horn on Just Shoot Me.

Wiig's Work... Though she does a lot of characters -- Suze Orman, Audrey the story-topper, one of the two A-holes, the excitable girl, etc. -- this is her most well-known political sketch.

Posted by: Ace at 09:18 AM | Comments (97)
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1 Ace, Glad to see I'm not the only one that goes to sleep at night laughing at JSM. That show just cracks me up! Regards, B

Posted by: Brian L. at November 03, 2008 09:20 AM (GzvlQ)

2 What is it with the douchebags that feel compelled to point out that JtP's first name is Samuel. So he goes by his middle name, big shit. So does my sister. So do a lot of people.


Posted by: XBradTC at November 03, 2008 09:23 AM (6vAfW)

3 She might very well be an R. She's from Canandaigua in the Finger Lakes [upstate NY]. Very R area after Rockefeller and Cuomo taxed the poop out of and destroyed non NYC industry.

Posted by: TMQ at November 03, 2008 09:24 AM (aMu45)

4 Uh, Wiig is married. 

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 03, 2008 09:26 AM (QxSug)

5 Ha, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who watched the Joe Schmoe Show. 

Posted by: oh, hey Mary at November 03, 2008 09:27 AM (MQIHI)

6 Yeah, you can always tell you're dealing with a douchebag when they insist on calling him "Joe".

Posted by: Kensington at November 03, 2008 09:28 AM (kFwRi)

7 >>>Uh, Wiig is married.

Oh.

Well, flirting with a pretty girl is fun too.

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2008 09:28 AM (8T2pi)

8 Maybe her husband is a closet...Republican.

Posted by: oh, hey Mary at November 03, 2008 09:28 AM (MQIHI)

9 wiki says she's divorced.

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2008 09:29 AM (8T2pi)

10 Holy Crap I knew I recognized Wiig from somewhere that wasn't SNL! I absolutely loved Joe Schmo. My college roommate and I watched it every week our first year at LSU. I can't wait to tell Obama "Your Dead to us" and then smash his face plate.

Posted by: MFin G I M P at November 03, 2008 09:30 AM (YsMrr)

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Posted by: Duhgee at November 03, 2008 09:31 AM (t2Zr8)

12 I can't believe you didn't work a "laying some pipe" line in there at all.

You too good for lame jokes now? Big Shot?

Posted by: runninrebel at November 03, 2008 09:31 AM (0n9wc)

13

wiki says she's divorced.

Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher didn't get his nickname for nuthin'!

Posted by: EC at November 03, 2008 09:31 AM (mAhn3)

14 the guy isn't sure who it is. the other cast member is casey wilson. could be her? http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/bios/ when palin appeared on SNL, wilson went up to her and gave her a HUGE hug. wiki says her dad runs campaigns for moderate R's. seems casey would be more inclined to check out JTP. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Wilson#Personal_life

Posted by: sas at November 03, 2008 09:33 AM (HoB7g)

15 eh the guy made that joke, and besides, I feel a little bad about invading JtP's privacy myself.  I'm contenting myself with the idea that they were friendly and maybe she's a Republican.

And if JtP got to chat up a hot funny chick, he deserves the rush.


Posted by: ace at November 03, 2008 09:34 AM (8T2pi)

16 Wiig has a spot on Nancy Pelosi though.. 

the wide unblinking eyes after one too many facelifts..


Posted by: Dave C at November 03, 2008 09:34 AM (Rzry9)

17 yeah, JTP is an instant star. at least he didn't kiss-n-tell. gotta give him that. otoh-snl needs some more funny gals. (and writing too) i don't know who can fill poehler's shoes.

Posted by: sas at November 03, 2008 09:37 AM (HoB7g)

18 Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2008 09:40 AM (m2CN7)

19 PALOMINO!

Posted by: EC at November 03, 2008 09:41 AM (mAhn3)

20

Wiig would be so hot. Casey Wilson isn't that bad either.

I'd give Joe props for either as long as it wasn't Fred Armisen dressed as Joy Behar.

Posted by: Lee at November 03, 2008 09:44 AM (TxTIh)

21

Wiig won me over with the Jamie Lee Curtis/yogurt bit earlier this year.

 

Here’s funny skit with all the SNL girls. I dig them. Cute and funny. Strongest bunch of SNL chicks in years.

 

Of course, my love, Amy Poehler, is leaving. Been digging her since Upright Citizens Brigade.

Posted by: CJ at November 03, 2008 09:46 AM (9KqcB)

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a meaningless word used by gossip columnists

I thought canoodling was a word invented by teenagers.  Not much difference, I guess.

Posted by: katya at November 03, 2008 09:47 AM (G3frc)

23 >>>Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!

What was that whole poem he wrote?

something about lizards and nunchucks, and then

Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!

Hitler.


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Posted by: DelD at November 03, 2008 09:59 AM (Yw/4J)

26

I can't recall a poem.  Its just Jack and Finch .  I believe Jack or maybe Finch again said something like:

Shoot it , stuff it , hang it on a wall or something like that.  I just always remembered the crank it ,spank it part of it.  That and the Chickenpot, Chickenpot, Chickentpot Pieeeee episode!

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2008 10:01 AM (m2CN7)

27 canoodling < snogging

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28

Uh, Wiig is married. 

and that stops him/her? women cheat more than men these days

ps: i'd hit it

Posted by: YRM at November 03, 2008 10:08 AM (004wR)

29 At no time since the Smother Brothers first came on n the '60s has there been such a thing as a Republican being able to sustain a career in American comedy. Slapstick - formatted sitcoms - those are the staple of winnger "comics". There have been instances of comics turning into wingers in mid-career and ruining the latter [Denis Miller anyone?], and there have been instances of winger comics turning DFH and thereby turning their careers around [George Carlin being the best example], but for shear zany genius one cannot touch a lib'rul for comedy. Based on that fundamental universal truth, and the fact that Wiig has some truly funny bits [Sue Suprise, Target Check Out Lady, McCain Town Hall White Bigotess Zombie], I calculate the chances of KW being a Republican at 0.00001004 %. Although I also calculate the chances of Joe [not Joe] the Plumber [not a plumber] getting lucky with ANY SNL cast member at somewhat lower - more in the range that the typical membership of Ace's Tool shed has gotten his rocks off with a member of any mammal with less than 4 hooves.

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30 After the raping that the MSM and Dem machine pols dished out to JtP, I'm glad to see him on the road to getting some serious trim. The hotter and more famous the better.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2008 10:11 AM (Ds4I5)

31 DelD at 25 - Yeah, that was so awesome when Billary went on to win the Dem nomination!

Posted by: Diderot's dog at November 03, 2008 10:12 AM (nrD02)

32

DelD at 25 -

Yeah, that was so awesome when Billary went on to win the Dem nomination!

just like obama won MI & FL primaries and the pupular vote...oh wait

Posted by: YRM at November 03, 2008 10:17 AM (004wR)

33

but for shear zany genius one cannot touch a lib'rul for comedy.

Some people design highways, or save lives in trauma units. Some people stand in a bar and tell gags about the horror of seeing old people naked. America needs them all.

Posted by: CJ at November 03, 2008 10:27 AM (9KqcB)

34 If her portrayal of Elizabeth Hasselbeck from The View is any indication, she's no R, not even a closet one.

Posted by: Average Jen at November 03, 2008 12:49 PM (OINAg)

35 polynikes,

I mean the poem Maya wrote for Finch, actually, that he was supposed to deliver for a literary magazine.  He let her read it, and it was this nonsense poem.. she was trying to sabotage him. 

Anyway, I looked it up.  She took his slap it on the bing-bong line and wrote this poem:

Slap it on the bing bong,

Lick it like a ding dong,

 nun chuck fly,

Horny beef on rye,

Watch my lizard cry,

Hitler.

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