September 30, 2008
— Ace I knew if I clicked on this review I wouldn't be disappointed.
Religulous is directed by Larry Charles, whose credits include Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and many episodes of HBOs Curb Your Enthusiasm. And the movie has the same loose, on-the-road structure as Borat. Much of Mr. Mahers film is extremely funny in a similarly irreverent, offhanded way. Some true believers at least those who have a sense of humor about their faith may even be amused. But most will not.In a small journalistic coup Mr. Maher interviews a Roman Catholic priest in front of the Vatican, who laughingly agrees with him that the fundamental teachings of the Catholic Church are nonsense that are not to be taken literally. Mr. Maher, unfortunately, doesnt press him on why he wears priestly vestments and presumes to exert religious authority.
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His strategy is to coax most of those subjects who are true believers to appear foolish as they offer stumbling, inarticulate responses to his friendly interrogations. The majority of his subjects are easy targets. One such sitting duck is José Luis de Jesús Miranda, a nattily dressed Miami preacher who declares that he is the second coming of Christ and claims that his Growing in Grace ministry has 100,000 followers. Like the fulminating televangelists whose ministries the film glosses over, he comes across as a greedy, self-satisfied charlatan with a fondness for gold.
When Mr. Maher asks Senator Mark Pryor, an Arkansas Democrat and fervent evangelical Christian, why faith is good, he stumbles for an answer. Returning later to Senator Pryor, Mr. Maher suggests that many evangelicals look forward to the end of the world, when it is prophesied that Jesus will return. The senator doesnt dispute him.
John Westcott, a former homosexual who is now married and the director of Exchange Ministries in Winter Park, Fla., an organization whose mission is to reorient sexuality, can only smile when Mr. Maher reminds him that Jesus never addressed the subject of homosexuality. At a Christian theme park where the passion of Christ is re-enacted in a tacky musical pageant, the actor playing Jesus compares the Holy Trinity to the three states of water: liquid, ice and vapor.
When Religulous turns from evangelical Christianity to Judaism and Islam, its tone becomes uncertain and its rhythm choppy. An attitude of glib condescension is inadequate to address clashing religions that have turned the Middle East into an ideological cauldron. Jihadism and Orthodox Judaism are red-hot topics that Mr. Maher addresses too sketchily to convey the same authority he brings to Christianity.
Ah. Such glib condescension was adequate for Christianity, but not Islam. Which must be taken seriously and displayed reverently.
And have no doubt: the author is playing coy here, but it's only the impieties cast at Islam that bother him.
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Smarter than thou Bill vs thousands of years of religion.
Not sure what he really wanted to point out with this film, except that Jews and Christians are the same as radical Islamists, but never really point out how different Islam is to the others.
Posted by: JarvisW at September 30, 2008 11:10 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: Ed at September 30, 2008 11:11 PM (YO0WU)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 30, 2008 11:14 PM (wgLRl)
Posted by: Molon Labe at September 30, 2008 11:15 PM (kYpqT)
They're afraid to offend Islamics: they might kill them. They're afraid to offend [American] Jews (Israeli, not so much): they might not vote for or fund them.
...and since they mostly are animists or neo-paganists, they're hardly going to go after Taoists, shamanists, Wiccans, Hindus or whatever: they're sympathetic.
Which leaves ...clingers (as they so condescendingly label us).
Because they know that Christians ...will pray for them. Quietly. It's so safe for those brave little children to rage inchoately at The Other ...when there will be no consequences ...except a prayer.
Posted by: davis,br at September 30, 2008 11:17 PM (zewwG)
Posted by: Diderot's dog at September 30, 2008 11:24 PM (wgLRl)
Anyway, why is the world's tiniest hack interviewing the easy marks? If he's such a super-duper SMRT guy, why not try to ridicule a theologian of some repute. After all, Little Billy is so superior, right? Interviewing televangelists and lay members of the evangelical side of things? I mean, why interview someone who could cogently explain the basis of faith as metaphysics? (I guess Platform Bill would have to be able to grasp the concept of metaphysics first, and that might be an insurmountable barrier)
Shit, put Islamic Rage Boy up for that matter. Maybe the stupid muzzie pederast who married the 8 year old a while back, too (I'm sure lil'hackey could even find a white one of those at the playboy mansion). Fuck all, how about a toothless Tibetan to make fun of Hollywood's Holy "Buddhism", huh?
Ha ha it is so funny, ho ho it is to laugh.
Posted by: moronizer at September 30, 2008 11:35 PM (OeLz9)
Authority. The kind of authority that can only come from reinforcing the prejudices of the simpletons who write for and read the New York Times.
Posted by: bgates at October 01, 2008 12:17 AM (CFjXn)
Posted by: JarvisW at October 01, 2008 12:26 AM (8yPsP)
Posted by: Arthur at October 01, 2008 12:30 AM (LhPLL)
Unless of course its a doctor's surgery offering abortion. Then the crazy christian fuckers will bomb it and kill as many atheists as they can.
Posted by: Deathly at October 01, 2008 12:57 AM (Q9Quj)
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 01:11 AM (zewwG)
Posted by: Steve L. at October 01, 2008 02:04 AM (o0YD+)
Saw Maher on Conan and he is a major douchetool.
Calling Governor Palin a stewardess and then saying he isn'tcondescending in his film, only honest and straightforward and then yucks it up about how condescending he is...
So why does he get blown at he Playboy mansion? What is the deal with that?
Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2008 02:12 AM (KpEAZ)
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Posted by: bgates at October 01, 2008 02:29 AM (CFjXn)
Posted by: moronizer at October 01, 2008 02:43 AM (OeLz9)
Haven't seen the film, but Christianity has done more help than hinder human development IMHO.
Islam, oth, really is the religion of stagnation, corruption and death. Let us never forget that Christians stopped slavery.
Posted by: Jack at October 01, 2008 02:50 AM (Ss83y)
This 'film' comes from Michael Moore's outfit. It's just another crockumentary.
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at October 01, 2008 02:52 AM (MMC8r)
That Bill Maher is still drawing breath is either proof of God's great mercy, or nonexistence. I pick the former, and thank Him for the mercy He (God) has shown me as well.
That said, Maher really is an asshole, isn't he?
Posted by: John F Not Kerry at October 01, 2008 02:54 AM (HF2US)
"When Religulous turns from evangelical Christianity to Judaism and Islam, its tone becomes uncertain and its rhythm choppy. An attitude of glib condescension is inadequate to address clashing religions that have turned the Middle East into an ideological cauldron. Jihadism and Orthodox Judaism are red-hot topics that Mr. Maher addresses too sketchily to convey the same authority he brings to Christianity."
Translate as: Christians are stupid. Muslim and Jews are scary.
Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2008 02:54 AM (knHvu)
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Posted by: sherlock at October 01, 2008 03:16 AM (ojW85)
Posted by: Booben at October 01, 2008 03:19 AM (EbsDB)
Seven abortion providers3 doctors, 2 clinic employees, 1 security guard, 1 clinic escorthave been murdered.
Posted by: Frostee at October 01, 2008 03:22 AM (Ggdox)
So Maher, in addition to being a pock-infested, ugly, stoopid gnome is also boringly unoriginal.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 01, 2008 03:32 AM (m2sQh)
Posted by: Dan Collins at October 01, 2008 03:33 AM (SohFK)
I thank you for the opportunity to say so.
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at October 01, 2008 03:35 AM (MMC8r)
This is hardly a coup. Maher didn't have to go to Rome to do this, he could have just hit up St. Sabina's in Chicago, or St. Joan of Arc in Minneapolis, or the local Jesuit college. I guess he wanted the awesome background. Religion: it sucks so bad that it brought us horrors like, y'know, the Sistine chapel.
Posted by: Angry Beaver at October 01, 2008 03:40 AM (lFbsc)
October 2008 is a tough month.
Call your Senator today, and say no to Paulson bill.
Posted by: free at October 01, 2008 03:42 AM (cFwGO)
I am beginning to understand the rage against the out-of-touch aristocrats that led to the storming of the Bastille and the horrors of the French revolution.
Today the elites play with fire in the middle of a ammo dump.
God save them if one of those sparks they are gleefully tossing around ignites something.
Then the elites will remember the power of the howling mob. But by then will be too late.
Posted by: ArandomPerson at October 01, 2008 03:47 AM (MSMPS)
Posted by: Sandy at October 01, 2008 03:49 AM (XFyLb)
Posted by: Booben at October 01, 2008 03:50 AM (EbsDB)
Posted by: Booben at October 01, 2008 03:51 AM (EbsDB)
Posted by: Mfn G I M P at October 01, 2008 03:55 AM (DLvdS)
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Posted by: Coogen at October 01, 2008 04:01 AM (h4UWR)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 01, 2008 04:02 AM (4L5Tl)
What a toad. Well, that's sort of unfair to toads. I like toads better than I like Maher.
What is sad is hordes of young people who haven't been exposed to good foundational teaching, will watch this and think this is a good example of why they should not bother with pursuing traditional faith. Shame on my generation for not doing a better job at this.
He's getting his chuckles now, but, I'm thinkin' that come the day he leaves this world (we all have to go some time!) he might be real surprised that his superior attitude and charming sense of humor are lacking credentials for a happy ending! Even his platform shoes won't be able to help him!
I for one, am looking forward to an American Carol!
Posted by: freetofly at October 01, 2008 04:11 AM (beQ7Q)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 01, 2008 04:14 AM (4ZOxD)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 01, 2008 04:14 AM (b68Df)
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Posted by: Booben at October 01, 2008 04:18 AM (EbsDB)
Posted by: ejo at October 01, 2008 04:21 AM (Urhve)
Maher's whole point is to show you how stupid you are for believing in God. That means a lot from a comedian who isn't remotely funny and who's biggest movie credit is Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.
I almost fell out of my chair when I read #33.
Posted by: Rob at October 01, 2008 04:34 AM (NFy4c)
Posted by: tcbevo at October 01, 2008 04:48 AM (inTsh)
Jihadism and Orthodox Judaism are red-hot topics that Mr. Maher addresses too sketchily to convey the same authority he brings to Christianity.
Cause.....you know.... bravery and shit only goes so far. Those crazy muthafucks will kill a bitch.
Posted by: pendejo grande at October 01, 2008 04:54 AM (L47wF)
I think of them as Soros Idiot Grants.
Posted by: toby928: Caesarist at October 01, 2008 04:57 AM (evdj2)
Maher said in an interview at the Toronto International Film Festival, where "Religulous" played in advance of its theatrical release Friday. "It's the nature of the people who are not believers that they're individuals, they're individualistic. They don't join and all lock arms and say, `We all believe this and so it must be true because we have strength in numbers.'"
Excepting of course the rare occasions when the left "mans the barricades" or storms the G8 summit meetings and then hold candlelight vigils for world peace (not Georgia or Bosnia).
Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2008 04:59 AM (sDb9Y)
Bill Maher is a puss. He knows Christianity is an easy target because if you criticize their religion you won't get killed. Also, did he only tackle Abrahamic religions? I guess Hinduism, Buddahism, Taoism, Sikhs, Jains and others don't count as being "Religulous". If Maher thinks he so right with his movie he should show up at the premier of his movie in Pakistan and see how well recieved it is.
Posted by: fbundy at October 01, 2008 05:01 AM (/K5oT)
Islam beleives in big Authoritarian Govt., just like the Libs.
True Christianity, is about as Libertarian as it gets on paper.
of course the NYT is going to favor Islam and control
Posted by: jp at October 01, 2008 05:02 AM (DFDtC)
Has Bill ever heard of that 'communism' thing?
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at October 01, 2008 05:20 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Luke at October 01, 2008 05:22 AM (OTZkW)
Posted by: ejo at October 01, 2008 05:32 AM (Urhve)
Posted by: Russel Ziskey at October 01, 2008 05:32 AM (LlaBi)
Posted by: Captspaulding at October 01, 2008 05:36 AM (lWIm4)
Yeah, you probably had to be at the overnight thread. Let's just leave it at that.
Posted by: Chris at October 01, 2008 05:38 AM (SiJV8)
Posted by: Lori at October 01, 2008 05:46 AM (9AI2n)
I wish he had interviewed me. I practice full contact Christianity. We think that peace and love stuff only apply for the people that are "in house." The rest of you get the "wrath of God" ass whipping part.
Our conversion efforts are a blend of relationship evangelism and MMA.We wanted to put the "submission" back into "submission hold." That way your decision is still free will based: convert or feel the pain.
I think we could have put Maher into the kids bracket because the 5th graders are making real progress with thier joint locks and choke holds.
Posted by: Rob B at October 01, 2008 05:51 AM (q32Ly)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 06:02 AM (BX9uS)
He selectively interviews apostates, but ignores the multiple thousands of faithful priests and pastors who have given their lives for their communities. This is pure slander, nothing more. Congratulations Maher, you left-wing goof.
Posted by: Richard Romano at October 01, 2008 06:06 AM (kycO9)
Posted by: toby928: Caesarist at October 01, 2008 06:10 AM (evdj2)
AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 11:02 AM (BX9uS)
If you make an effort to make fun of Christianity I suspect you are somewhat arrogant and believe yourself to be smarter than others in many other things besides Religion. That seems to be the MO of people who make this conscious effort.
Funny many of these same people have no problem being treated at a St. Lukes or Methodist or whatever religion based hospitals or taking relief from the Salvation Army during catastrophes or having themselves or others become sober at AA. I can name a lot of other Christian based services you probably use but whats the use you would just make fun of me.
Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2008 06:20 AM (m2CN7)
I think this was originally made for cable and promoted to the theaters when it started to look like "An American Carol" would get some traction.
This is counter programming for Liberal Kool Aiders, nothing more.
Posted by: Rocks at October 01, 2008 06:24 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 06:26 AM (BX9uS)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 01, 2008 06:28 AM (pUbG0)
-- Tertullian
See you in hell, AndrewGurn, Bill M, et al. I'll be the one with the canteen.
"He'll be squattin' on the coals givin' drinks to poor damned souls,
And I'll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din."
-- Kipling
Posted by: Milesdei at October 01, 2008 06:33 AM (ACHxk)
Posted by: Milesdei at October 01, 2008 06:42 AM (ACHxk)
I didn't see anything in his comment that would infer that; in fact he threw in enough qualifiers that it should be regarded as inoffensive to a reasonable person. On the other hand you seem to have issues that preclude you from not ridiculing those who differ with your opinion.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 01, 2008 06:43 AM (m2sQh)
AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 11:26 AM (BX9uS)
Does your gyneocolgist practice our of Lancaster hospital too?
Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2008 06:43 AM (m2CN7)
As a Believer, I have bet on red. If I win, I gain everything. If I lose, I've lost nothing.
The atheist, on the other hand, bets on black. If he wins, he gains nothing. If he loses, he's lost everything.
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 06:50 AM (d2fuu)
Posted by: Reiver at October 01, 2008 06:51 AM (Yi1Sk)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 06:51 AM (BX9uS)
Why do you take pride in your malice,
you expert in evil-doing?
All day long you plan your traps,
your tongue is sharp as a razor
you master of deceit!
You have chosen malice over kindness;
you speak lies rather than the truth;
your tongue is in love with every deceit.
For all this, in the end God will destroy you.
He will tear you out and expel you from your dwelling,
uproot you from the land of the living.
The upright will see and be struck with awe:
they will deride the evil-doer.
Here is the man who did not make God his refuge,
but put his hope in the abundance of his riches
and in the power of his stratagems.
from Psalm 51
Posted by: Milesdei at October 01, 2008 06:54 AM (ACHxk)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 06:55 AM (BX9uS)
Posted by: nikkolai at October 01, 2008 06:57 AM (G8d+5)
Hey, I never said atheism wasn't a belief. It's a just a belief that doesn't include the unlikely event of an all powerful deity making an expansive universe by snapping his fingers together, but then only populating a single tiny rock and leaving the rest uninhabited (or maybe.. CHRISTIAN ALIENS. OH SNAP).
Ohhhhhhhh...riiiiighttt. That all of this just appeared spontaneously is like, well, LIKELY.
You really need to do some boning up on probability. Ever heard of the Anthropic Principle?
Also, Roman Catholic teaching does not reject evolution nor is it hostile to the possibility of sentient life existing elsewhere in the universe. See http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/05/14/news/vat.php.
Please, educate yourself before beclowning yourself further.
Posted by: Milesdei at October 01, 2008 07:03 AM (ACHxk)
Posted by: ejo at October 01, 2008 07:04 AM (Urhve)
I probably don't believe in the same God you don't believe in, but amazingly, I'm still a devout Catholic.
Making a strawman out of religion is easy, just like it's really easy to say that the small, lonely cramped and pathetic mind of the village idiot atheist is proof positive that man descended from lower forms of life.
Pathetic, tool.
Posted by: moronizer at October 01, 2008 07:06 AM (OeLz9)
Pointing out that I'm a dick does not make god real.
No it merely confirms you are a douche. I'm the Dick here.
Posted by: Dick_Nixon at October 01, 2008 07:07 AM (kaOJx)
Posted by: whatthecrap? at October 01, 2008 07:10 AM (OW1jF)
61 AndrewGurn - I'll take a shot at this
1 my whole extended family are ultra-old-school-the-bible-is-literal-types who continue to astound me with their stupidity
Fair enough. I'm a devout Christian ...and I actually do understand the emotion behind that statement (especially since it was one I used to make during my agnostic period from age 14 to 42, and for pretty much the exact same personal experience: let alone the pure annoyance, there are some pretty stupid fucks - who do more fucking harm than good - in their particular profession of their Christianity). But.
Your sample is too limited and way too anecdotal to base an intellectual rationale upon. By your reasoning, you'd be making fun of practically every damn field of every damn thing humans participate in than, wouldn't you?
But you do not base your view of all science upon the fucking idiots who've participated in it, or your view of finance by the fucking idiots who've participated in it, or your view of entertainment by the mutha-fucking who've participated in it ...etc., etc., etc. than, do you?
No: if you have an opinion on anything at all in the diverse subjects that interest you, you base it upon the intelligent and admirable people who've done and/or written and/or advanced that field and are the very best examples of that human activity.
I'll list one example only. Go out read what Albert Einstein had to say about politics sometime. You'll find he was an astonishingingly inept fucking idiot when it came to political shit (a veritable lefty moonbat, indeed). Even one of the brightest humans ever can make a piss poor example.
I don't frickin' care if you want to continue wallowing in your insular attitude toward Christians (and am both amused by it and sympathetic enough to give you a pass, actually: been there, done that) based upon your anecdotal reality ...but that does NOT make your thoroughly uninformed (and smugly anti-intellectual) opinion any more of a valuable foundation for someone else's view of Christianity than it does your presumably in-bred relatives' equally - and equally obviously - uninformed performance of Christianity.
In your own words: The reason I don't make fun of other religions as much is because I don't know shit about them and I don't know of anyone who practices any of them. You don't know shit about Christianity, either kiddo ...because you've made the elementary error of a typical freshman and based your observation on too small a sample.
...don't [continue to] compound the error with a smug and offensive attitude of elitest inherent superiority: your shit smells as badly as everyone else's. Including the brutish idiots who turned you off to one of history's few shining moral philosophies by spouting such inept nonsense. Please.
Start by Googling "anecdotal evidence" ...and get back to me in a few years when your public opinion doesn't make you come off an uninformed boor grasshopper.
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 07:13 AM (zewwG)
Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2008 07:14 AM (ZvNJR)
Posted by: dandoz at October 01, 2008 07:28 AM (WULfn)
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 07:41 AM (zewwG)
Yes! We're all individuals
Posted by: Big crowd of "individuals" chanting in unison at October 01, 2008 07:58 AM (2jQGY)
Wanted to weigh in.
Fortunately just watched davis,br absolutely devour your lunch, ravish your date and eat every fortune cookie in the restaurant. Following that, I got nuthin'.
Posted by: Captspaulding at October 01, 2008 08:10 AM (lWIm4)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 08:17 AM (BX9uS)
Posted by: SHark at October 01, 2008 08:18 AM (M7Awp)
The roulette argument is not credible. You assume that there can only be a infinite positive outcome or a neutral outcome for the true believer of a particular faith. Let's say instead that not only are you wrong, but your religious decision offends the mighty Sponge God who takes his wrath out on you for all eternity. But in this stupid example Sponge doesn't mind the atheist or even rewards him because he likes being ignored. So your outcome is infinitely worse. You can make up an infinite number of scenarios none of which are any more valid than any other and all of which can have outcomes of whatever arbitrary value you assign to them.
You can't make an expected value calculation in your example without making the same kind of assumptions that you are trying to prove. So while you might be right, the betting example doesn't prove it and doesn't even seem like believing on that basis is the kind of thing that the typical person's concept of God would reward anyway.
And I don't think I'm smarter than everyone. I'm smarter than some, not as smart as others. Clearly, smart people and dumb people can be religious or atheist. You don't have to be arrogant to not believe in religious or supernatural powers outside of our existence. I think it is impossible to know about something that exists or doesn't exist outside of the obserable universe. Especially when you have so many examples of others around you who are equally certain that their different beliefs are the only true way. While the fact that you can't all be right doesn't prove that a specifical faith is wrong, it does mean that at least some possessing the very strongest faith are completely wrong about everything and are leading others onto the same wrong path and away from whatever the correct path is. I think the saving grace here is that good things can come from people whether relgious or not.
Posted by: Prindle at October 01, 2008 08:19 AM (2Ynt1)
#25 Booben rightly points out that Maher is a "weepy asshole."
After reeling in horror from the image those words conjured, I decided to do the good-Samaritan thing, so I suggest that Maher try this time-honored remedy for a weepy asshole:
"Go pound salt up your ass."
The salt's dessicant properties will not only stop the weeping, but repeated and vigorous application of this remedy should preclude a reccurence of the condition.
Posted by: doc_benway at October 01, 2008 08:21 AM (o1jjp)
Posted by: doc_benway at October 01, 2008 08:22 AM (o1jjp)
Doesn't really make much sense to be mad at both. Mahler seems to be an equal opportunity offender here. So what is the beef with him?
Help a brother out.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 01, 2008 08:36 AM (H5l9d)
Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2008 08:48 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 08:53 AM (BX9uS)
We do so because there is absolutely no proof whatsoever (outside incredible eye witness testimony) that Big Foot exists. None. And extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. There is none that Big Foot exists and therefore, it is rational to believe that he is imaginary.
Additionally, although many of us share this disbelief in Big Foot, there is nothing inherent in this disbelief to bind us together. There can be no shared ideology between us due to the fact that we think Big Foot is a myth.
Now replace Big Foot with your or anyone else's God and you get the point.
I don't not believe in God because I choose not to. I don't believe in Him because He is imaginary. I don't take it on faith that He isn't there. He simply isn't there, I don't need to believe anything.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 01, 2008 08:58 AM (H5l9d)
How so? What are you basing this on? Did you read ace's post? Or did you just see the name Bill Maher and assume he was picking on Christians. Because ace's beef was that the critic (not Maher) took umbrage with Maher's treatment of Jews and Muslims, but was fine with his treatment of Christians. Ergo, he took shots at all and the critic holds an Anti-Christian bias. Not Maher.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 01, 2008 09:01 AM (H5l9d)
Here's a cartoon by David Horsey that will get you blood boiling. Did you know that the Governor of Alaska is an idiot and Joe Biden is a fucking genius?
In the comments to the cartoon, lots of libs say that "Palin believes the earth is 6000 years old because her church does". I guess that means Joe Biden thinks the Pope is infallible, and Barack and Michelle Obama hate America then right? That's what their churches say, dammit!! And I don't buy the crap about how Obama renounced his church - he did nothing of the kind - he ran from it after 20 years when its true nature accidently came out!
David Horsey is a POS.
Posted by: sherlock at October 01, 2008 09:11 AM (cq3pU)
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2008 09:17 AM (1WR4H)
Not bad, but your comparison between belief in God and "belief" in Big Foot is specious. Big Foot may or may not be real. Like the universe, the house I live in is real. I have never seen the architect or the builder of the house, but the very existence of my house strongly suggests that "architects" and "builders" are not merely functions of the imagination.
Could the universe have built itself? Ex nihilo? Maybe. There are theories that suggest the possibility. But in the absence of any evidence that such a phenomenon is possible, you are reduced to believing in it, over and against the competing belief that the Architect and Builder is none other than God Almighty. And what, my friend, is faith, if not belief in the absence of evidence?
Posted by: Milesdei at October 01, 2008 09:18 AM (ACHxk)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 09:24 AM (BX9uS)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 09:26 AM (BX9uS)
$9 million seems a reasonable guess.
$9 million for what? How much it cost to make, how much it's going to earn, or how much it's actually worth?
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 01, 2008 09:41 AM (FO+YO)
What did I tell you about educating yourself lest you beclown yourself?
In other words, it's an explination based off collective human knowledge.
I never said that theories are nothing more than guesses. If you read my post, which is clearly beyond the sixth-grade level at which you seem to be mired, I acknowledged the possibility of a self-creating universe, which possibility I acknowledge because mathematical models reasonably suggest the possibility. But a theory, sirrah, is only a possible explanation, and in the absence of proof, cannot be admitted into the realm of FACT. You seem to be confusing the two.
For example, and I will keep this simple for your benefit, "collective human knowledge" "explained" the apparent motion of the sun around the earth by theorizing that the earth is at the center of the universe. No proof that it was so: the theory was based solely on observation. And it was wrong. So, theories can be based on (not off) facts, or what appear to be facts, but until the theory is proven by means of repeated experimentation, you take it on faith that it is true, or not. Now, my theory that God exists based on my observation of the universe is just that--a theory--which I believe in the absence of any compelling evidence to the contrary. That is faith. You and your ilk believe otherwise, also in the absence of compelling evidence, and that, poor fool, is also faith.
Posted by: Milesdei at October 01, 2008 09:47 AM (ACHxk)
SS - Oh, and atheism is not a belief system and is not an act of faith
That was simply moronic (if hardly unexpected, given the source). A "belief" in Big Foot isn't a valid analogy to introduce about a cosmological argument that essentially centers around a difference in Beginnings. And atheism is of course a fucking non-ecumenical belief system that requires inherent faith to believe its tenets ...and the observation that atheists may indeed have differing "doctrinal" differences: what a surprise (not).
...like the "philosopy" of science as far as that goes.
Every damned thing people profess requires some degree of faith. The only real difference between belief systems is that some of us know we're sitting in a pew and listening to a fucking sermon ...others are so absolutely clueless it's almost painful.
Don't try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
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AndrewGurn - So what you're saying is that there are good and bad and I know that.
No. That's precisely not what I said. I said there is stupid and there's smart, and/or valid and invalid, knowledgable or ignorant ...and at least intimated that there's rational and irrational. I wasn't changing your argument to some stupid moral observation on the behaviour of good Christians vs. bad Christians (which has so many levels of oxymoronisms that it boggles). You either missed the whole damn point, or you're being both facile and evasive. I've no idea which, yet.
I do agree with your statement about yourself that I generalize on the internet because I'm lazy.
Obviously.
I, uh, think that's all I was pointing out originally, actually.
But I didn't "turn" against you (I've never heard of you before, dude) because of your lack of religious belief: no, I simply pointed out that the basis of your stated critique was idiotic.
I don't fucking care what you base your belief on. This is AoS, after all. We like pointing out when someone is acting like a clueless fuck. Thanks for the opportunity.
Hmm. You were all preachy and self-righteous too, now that I reflect on't. Disappointed that I originally missed that, I am. 'Spect it was caused by one of my many character flaws actually.
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 09:48 AM (zewwG)
Milesdei,
Your house argument doesn't make sense to me. What strongly suggests that architects and builders exist is the fact that you can see them, read about them, talk to people who know them, see the schools they come from, tax them, and that the house itself would be filled with millions of pieces of evidence that architects and builders exist and all of these things would corroborate each other. In this case, belief is more akin to seeing the house and all the evidence of its human erection (heh) but believing on faith that the architect and builder don't exist and that the house was created miraculously through an otherwordly force.
Hey, anyway, is there any good reason to believe that the original state of things was nothingness rather than something? Perhaps nothingness is a fictional, fundamentally impossible state to exist or achieve. If matter and energy can't be destroyed and we have matter and energy now, isn't it possible that they always existed and didn't need to be created because they always were? The answer to what existed before the big bang? Something else that led to the big bang going on and on infinitely back through time because there was no way for it to be otherwise. Or maybe the answer is 42.
Posted by: Prindle at October 01, 2008 09:51 AM (2Ynt1)
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 10:00 AM (d2fuu)
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 10:02 AM (zewwG)
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 10:09 AM (d2fuu)
Nothing give me greater giggles than when atheists trot out their "I don't BELIEVE God doesn't exist, he simply doesn't exist! DUR!" argument, then sit back like satisfied three-year-olds on the pot for the first time.
Because, you know, no believer has ever said "I don't BELIEVE in God, God is real. In fact, He is the only thing that really is real." Us dum clingers cain't master sech rhet-oh-ricul deftness *spit*.
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 01, 2008 10:12 AM (V0QP1)
Hey, anyway, is there any good reason to believe that the original state of things was nothingness rather than something? Perhaps nothingness is a fictional, fundamentally impossible state to exist or achieve. If matter and energy can't be destroyed and we have matter and energy now, isn't it possible that they always existed and didn't need to be created because they always were? The answer to what existed before the big bang? Something else that led to the big bang going on and on infinitely back through time because there was no way for it to be otherwise. Or maybe the answer is 42.
In other words, you have no fucking idea. Therefore, there is no God.
Am I missing anything?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2008 10:12 AM (bu0Ek)
I don't profess to understand the "Beginning" of the universe. I don't profess to understand whether the universe even has a "Beginning." (stick that in your pipe and smoke it).
Being an athiest doesn't mean I have an alternate belief in how the universe began to say nothing of sharing such a belief with another athiest, who might believe we are living in the fucking Matrix for all I know. Others might think that the universe always was and simply cycles through time forever. Still others, like me, might think, who the fuck cares, it is unknowable and why waste time thinking about it.
Doesn't matter. I haven't taken it on faith to accept some ancient explanation for the beginning of the universe. You have. That is the difference between you and me. You swallowed something. GULP! I didn't.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 01, 2008 10:20 AM (H5l9d)
SS I don't profess to understand the "Beginning" of the universe.
Dude. That's so obvious.
You know you just changed the subject - again - to All About Seattle Slough, right? - Why you'd think I'd find that a fascinating topic is beyond me.
And even tho' from the rest of your comment it's equally obvious the effort will be wasted, I'm going to suggest try googling "agnostic" to get some insight into yourself.
Scary thought, that.
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 10:28 AM (zewwG)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 10:29 AM (BX9uS)
EofJ In other words, you have no fucking idea. Therefore, there is no God. Am I missing anything?
Yes.
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 10:30 AM (zewwG)
"The answer to what existed before the big bang? Something else that led to the big bang going on and on infinitely back through time because there was no way for it to be otherwise. Or maybe the answer is 42."
Except the real answer is "There is no BEFORE the Big Bang, because there is no TIME before the Big Bang, merely all matter and energy condensed into a single spot smaller than an atom. Given Heisenberg's demonstration of the fact that the location of an electrion is impossible to verify, what could have been going on with that infinitesimal pre-Universe is by defnition an Unanswerable Question.
Also, given that at low enough levels, matter ceases to be have like matter and becomes indistinguishable from energy, we find ourselves wondering if there really is any there there at all.
Also, since all matter and all energy = the Universe, the cause of the Big Bang must be some force that from outside that Universe, unless we're prepared to throw the Laws of Thermodynamics out the window. And if we are, the whole something out of nothing thing seems a lot less implausible."
Just trying to help.
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 01, 2008 10:31 AM (V0QP1)
Heh.
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 10:34 AM (zewwG)
BTW, it's "ad hominem" unles you think I was argining against words that sound the same.
Because if so, hey, more giggles.
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 01, 2008 10:34 AM (V0QP1)
Billy will fight for the rest of his life for his inalienable right to yank his wee wee.
That's all this is really about.
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 01, 2008 10:35 AM (FO+YO)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 10:37 AM (BX9uS)
And Seattle Slough eminently proves my points about atheists and short attention spans. He has no interest in studying cosmology or theology, but he is ever willing to assert that those who *have* and have reached different conclusions than he are stupid.
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 10:38 AM (d2fuu)
"Who is this that darkens counsel by words without knowledge? Gird up your loins like a man, I will question you, and you shall declare to Me. Where were you when I laid the foundation of the earth? Tell Me, if you have understanding. Who determined its measurements - surely you know! Or who stretched the line upon it? On what were its bases sunk, or who laid its cornerstone when the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy?"
We are all fools for a day, and then disturb our fellow men no more.
Posted by: toby928: Caesarist at October 01, 2008 10:40 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 01, 2008 10:41 AM (V0QP1)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 10:43 AM (BX9uS)
some physicists think quarks are nothing more than vibrations in space-time. Which would mean everything in the material universe is made out of nothing.
Exactly. And what holds "nothing" together? Why, it must be something Beyond Nothing (Nietzche, call your office)!
Gosh, that whole Baltimore Catechism thing about the Universe being kept in existence by The Will of God suddenly sounds way less silly than it used to. But I will studiously ignore it. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel science.
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 01, 2008 10:49 AM (V0QP1)
re: all about Seattle Slough
My subject (which I have not changed) is that atheism is not a belief system. You stupidly and presumptuously called this statement "moronic."
And regardless of whether you agree with this statement or not, since I do not believe atheists share a belief system (outside of single obvious non-belief) I can't rightly speak for "atheists" and what "they" believe, now can I? No, I can ONLY speak for myself. And by speaking for myself I can attempt to demonstrate ways in which my pathetic understanding of the "Beginning" of whatever it is you pathetically claim to understand has a beginning has no connection to the understandings of other atheists. Therefore, we do not share a belief system. See how that works?
Socky says: "believing there is no God is an act of choosing to believe in that which is unverifiable." (to which you say "Bingo"). WRONG. You do not have to have a cosmological belief (and may even be agnostic as to such beliefs) to be an atheist. I specifically avoid believing in things which are unverifiable. Like God.
And Socky, it is neither easy nor difficult to be an atheist. One's understanding of any aspect of our existence may be as studiously learned or left utterly undeveloped as one wishes. Unlike religion which hands one a pat answer for all of life's difficult questions (even life's impossible ones).
Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 01, 2008 11:00 AM (H5l9d)
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 11:01 AM (d2fuu)
AG But hey, to you, gravity is only a theory
i can haz theory of gravitee? who knew. must tellz ceiling cat.
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 11:02 AM (zewwG)
A statement like that proves your ignorance of religion. People have devoted lifetimes of study within the framework of religion to resolve difficult questions. It is, in fact, atheism, that has the easy pat answer, "There's no God," which requires absolutely nothing in the way of study, devotion, or discipline.
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 11:03 AM (d2fuu)
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 11:05 AM (zewwG)
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 11:06 AM (d2fuu)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 11:09 AM (BX9uS)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 11:11 AM (BX9uS)
It is, in fact, atheism, that has the easy pat answer, "There's no God," which requires absolutely nothing in the way of study, devotion, or discipline.
Worse: there's no recognition at all of the inherent lack of internal consistency to its rationale by the supplicants ...which is truly annoying.
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 11:13 AM (zewwG)
Only atheists are arguing that one precludes the other. Science is useful for understanding the mechanics of the universe. But it is woefully inadequate in addressing meaning or morality.
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 11:15 AM (d2fuu)
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 11:17 AM (d2fuu)
Technically, gravity is a theory, because even though its properties are well documented, there is still much dispute over exactly how it works.
Perhaps I've not been paying attention. I had no idea that we'd already arrived at an accepted Theory of Gravity ...I certainly didn't think string theory was quite that far along. It is falsifiable than? My sincerest apologies to Ceiling Cat.
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 11:20 AM (zewwG)
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 11:24 AM (d2fuu)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 11:25 AM (BX9uS)
"the argument from incredulity that is god?"
This is the worst of all. The argument isn't from incredulity, it's from philosophy: "the Universe would seem to be like this, therefore what?"
We've had an explosion of data in the last few centuries, so the first part of that statement has needed refining. But the basic argument of causality isn't destroyed by Darwin or Hubble or anyone else, merely expanded.
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 01, 2008 11:27 AM (V0QP1)
Sorry Socky, I didn't mean to sound snarky ...I was hoping that something actually had happened along those lines, and I have not been paying close attention lately, hence the question.
...been quite enjoying this, y'know. And I know I shouldn't enjoy it quite so much ...
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 11:29 AM (zewwG)
"Humans evolved as social creatures. Interaction = benefit.Morality is an offshoot of that."
So morality is nothing more than the calculated benefit of social stability.
All hail the General Will, then.
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 01, 2008 11:31 AM (V0QP1)
Posted by: AndrewGurn at October 01, 2008 11:31 AM (BX9uS)
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 11:41 AM (d2fuu)
Long cat is greater than Ceiling cat? How droll very kind of you to point it out. But do enjoy yourself this evening AndrewG (pun, as always, intended ...but the sentiment equally so).
/thread
Posted by: davis,br at October 01, 2008 11:55 AM (zewwG)
EOJIn other words, you have no fucking idea. Therefore, there is no God.
Am I missing anything?
Yes, you are missing something. I don't think you'll find such a "therefore" in my post. You are correct that I don't believe there is a God but I certainly wouldn't use the questions I posed about nothing / something as an argument. I would say that you have no fucking idea (or at least proof of any kind) either but choose to believe in a very precise, narrow solution to the exclusion of all others. Am I missing anything? Oh yeah, you're a douche.
Socky Also, atheism does well among those with short attention spans. Understanding God requires a hell of a lot of study and contemplation, a lifetime, really. Atheism apparently requires only the mouthing of a few glib slogans. It's always easier to dismiss that which requires effort to understand.
Being new here, does the name Socky mean SockPuppet and you are intentionally being this arrogant? I don't have trouble understanding your belief. I got it. I have trouble believing the supernatural part of your belief. I would not challenge that as a philosophical and intellectual pursuit one could spend a lifetime contemplating it, receiving value and understanding from it. But I don't think you have to believe in religion to have purpose or engage in intellectual pursuits.
AndrewtheNoisy - thanks for the point on there not being any time before the big bang. The part of my post you referenced though was meant more as a question. For me, its hard to conceive of something from nothing (whether in the context of being religious or being an atheist) so the latter half of my post was meant to ask if nothing must precede something. I guess if there is no such thing as before the big bang though than there wasn't ever nothing and there was always something?
I hate that we'll never know (yes, according to my beliefs).
Posted by: Prindle at October 01, 2008 01:29 PM (2Ynt1)
Posted by: Scipio at October 01, 2008 01:48 PM (bePn5)
Irony.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 01, 2008 01:57 PM (0+Ggj)
Monogamous commitment really is the optimal arrangement, it creates a stable environment in which to nurture children and prevents the spread of STD's.
Delayed gratification and self denial are good practices both for individuals and for society is a whole. Much of the economic trouble we have now is because some politicians got the idea that home ownership would lead to social responsibility, when it really needs to be the other way around.
Care for each other, care for your neighbors... works immensely better than relying on government bureaucrats.
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't kill if you don't have to... good advice. Lying, cheating, and stealing are a big part of our problems. Secularism teaches that these are only problems if you get caught. Religion teaches that sooner or later, you will always be caught.
Posted by: Socky at October 01, 2008 02:33 PM (d2fuu)
Maher made sure to only interview "Christians" that had wiffle bats, and perhaps non-existant faith. Come ask me you douchenozzle dwarf.
Posted by: Greg s at October 01, 2008 02:55 PM (x47Ed)
Posted by: kaz at October 01, 2008 04:57 PM (auJZJ)
The discussion is long over
Odd, that. Devout Catholic? Hunh.
The "discussion" is over. But I feel I owe Prindle a civil response (after totally screwing the pooch there, at least), and so I've spent the last two hours writing him what's turning into a stinking novel, so I'm sure as hell gonna post the thing. When I'm done. No, it might not get done tonight.
And I don't care if he reads it; that's not the point. It won't be any snark, and it won't break any new ground in the Beginnings debate ...but he asked and I missed the point entirely. So it's an apology of sorts.
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