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November 10, 2009

Science: Fruit Bats Blow Each Other
— Ace

Fruit bats 1, me 0.

Fruit bats regularly engage in oral sex, according to groundbreaking new research published in Science magazine.
The study found that more than two-thirds of female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) performed fellatio on their sexual partners, and that they were rewarded with longer bouts of intercourse as a result.
Previously, the only animals known to carry out oral sex apart from humans were bonobo chimpanzees.
However, the study, by Libiao Zhang and his team of biologists from Guangdong Entomological Institute in China, found that female bats were enthusiastic fellators, with 70 per cent performing oral sex on their mate during intercourse.
Science magazine reported: Both sexes groomed each other during courtship. But then came the shocker.
After the male mounted the female from behind, she bent over and began licking his penis.

Great. Another scientific study proving my life sucks. Thanks, science.

Didn't we already know this from Sesame Street?

In other weird news, this article contains a picture of a man nicknamed "No Nose." Because he lost his nose in a gunfight.

Content Warning for an unsettling disfigurement. Scan down to the last picture of the three perps.

Thanks to Dave @ Garfield Ridge and the Portly Pirate.

Posted by: Ace at 09:35 AM | Comments (144)
Post contains 219 words, total size 2 kb.

1 So, I have been blowing myself since puberty (which was last week). My back is very flexiable.

Posted by: Colin at November 10, 2009 09:39 AM (V9SYy)

2
"However, the study, by Libiao Zhang and his team of biologists from Guangdong Entomological Institute in China ..."

Entomology is the study of insects. So Calvin was right: bats are bugs!

Posted by: Brown Line at November 10, 2009 09:39 AM (VrNoa)

3
It's ironic the institute doing the research has the word dong in it.

Posted by: bulwark at November 10, 2009 09:40 AM (jvrmc)

4 After the male mounted the female from behind, she bent over and began licking his penis.

Come on ladies, don't let a f~cking fruit bat show you up.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 10, 2009 09:40 AM (GGgoa)

5 Excellent Batman.

Posted by: gus at November 10, 2009 09:41 AM (Vqruj)

6 Fruit humans blow each other too.

Posted by: gus at November 10, 2009 09:42 AM (Vqruj)

7 In related news, President Obama has appointed D. Fruit Bat to a new position as Sodomy Czar.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 09:42 AM (AZGON)

Me? I'm bisexual.

I get some twice a year. Once at Christmas and again around the Fourth of July.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2009 09:42 AM (ZGhSv)

Previously, the only animals known to carry out oral sex apart from Dave humans

no wait, it says humans.

ok it's fine

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 10, 2009 09:42 AM (WvXvd)

10 This sounds like the kind of 'science' our gov't. is fond of financing, so it's good to know that it's also happening in China.

Posted by: ECM at November 10, 2009 09:42 AM (q3V+C)

Fruit bats 1, me 0.

hahaha, join the club

Posted by: Tweet says stuff at November 10, 2009 09:43 AM (9X3KM)

12 two-thirds of female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) performed fellatio on their sexual partners,

So one-third of the female bats are married ...

... or Jewish.

~ ba-zing! ~

I keed, I keed ...

... bats don't marry.
.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 10, 2009 09:43 AM (ruzrP)

13 May I trade in my beagle for a fruit bat?

Posted by: andi sullivan (LGBT) at November 10, 2009 09:43 AM (AZGON)

Fruit bats regularly engage in oral sex, according to groundbreaking new research published in Science magazine.

Groundbreaking.

Posted by: Guy With a Clever Name (rdb) at November 10, 2009 09:43 AM (mkihu)

15 I have known this for decades

Posted by: Richard Gere at November 10, 2009 09:43 AM (IqfKc)

16 No one but you is stopping you from blowing a fruit bat, Ace.

Posted by: oblig. at November 10, 2009 09:44 AM (g85ec)

17
performed fellatio on their sexual partners, and that they were rewarded with longer bouts of intercourse as a result.

This is how it's done. We really should have saved this for the ONT, Ace.

Hey, can you log this as a PSA?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 09:44 AM (Haq+B)

18
I swear, I'm so sick of the italics fucking with me.

Posted by: Tweet says stuff at November 10, 2009 09:44 AM (ouySy)

19 1 So, I have been blowing myself since puberty (which was last week). My back is very flexiable.

Posted by: Colin

Pics, etc., etc.,

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2009 09:44 AM (e8YaH)

Fruit bats regularly engage in oral sex, according to groundbreaking new research published in Science magazine.

I wonder how much government grant money they burned-up on that one.

Posted by: Guy With a Clever Name (rdb) at November 10, 2009 09:44 AM (mkihu)

21 This thread could devolve quite quickly I'm afraid.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 09:45 AM (nxUYP)

22 #4 = Thread winner.

Posted by: blaster at November 10, 2009 09:45 AM (BiphJ)

23 Well, Big Boy, Around the World'll cost you a banana. Straight missionary - a plum. But for "The Back Door Dreamsicle".... Buddy, that's gonna cost ya a whole Harry and David Fruit Basket.

Posted by: Female Fruit Bat at November 10, 2009 09:46 AM (ao5cQ)

24
Where the f&*k is that guys nose?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 09:46 AM (Haq+B)

25
Did you know Asian female fruit bats are ashamed of their lack of pubic hair?

Posted by: Tweet says stuff at November 10, 2009 09:47 AM (9X3KM)

26 Great.

ONT'ers get scolded for risque talk, and then the HEIC^*starts posting freaky bat-porn in the middle of the day.

Oh well, it IS his blog after all.

^{*Head Ewok In Charge}

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 09:47 AM (r8/Km)

27 OK, obviously female fruit bats are way more flexible then I am. I wonder if taking yoga would help?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 09:48 AM (RZ8pf)

28 Well duh! Why do you think they are called "fruit" bats?

Posted by: Happy Fellow at November 10, 2009 09:48 AM (w6nDa)

Me? I'm bisexual.

I get some twice a year. Once at Christmas and again around the Fourth of July.

Oh, so you have been married at least a year if not more, right?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 09:48 AM (V9SYy)

30 I can get it all the way to my throat.

Posted by: Linda Lovelacefruitbat at November 10, 2009 09:49 AM (nxUYP)

31
I keed, I keed ...

... bats don't marry.

Is their favorite wine "I wanna go to Miaaammiiiiiiiiiii!"?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 09:49 AM (Haq+B)

32 <i>But then came the shocker.</i>

No one's picked this low-hanging fruit yet?

Posted by: Wolfwood at November 10, 2009 09:49 AM (DF1HJ)

33 They're still writing up their research on the fruit bats with the tiny handcuffs and whips.

Posted by: joncelli at November 10, 2009 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

34 The government just gave me $4 billion to see if rabbits engage in DVDA. This study has already saved or created 40,000 jobs.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 10, 2009 09:50 AM (IqfKc)

35 Lmfao at #4.

Posted by: Nick J at November 10, 2009 09:52 AM (ffZ2N)

36 Science magazine reported: Both sexes groomed each other during courtship. But then came the shocker. No one could have forseen on that day that America would be led by a bat of African descent."

Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 09:52 AM (AZGON)

37 Please God, when the time comes, let me come back as a fruit bat.

Posted by: Deepak Chopra at November 10, 2009 09:52 AM (GGgoa)

38 Lesson learned: Males of the species ...

... not that tough to figure out.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 10, 2009 09:53 AM (ruzrP)

39 The fastest way to get a woman to stop sucking dick is to marry her.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2009 09:53 AM (e8YaH)

40 I love my wife. She's a great woman but I doubt this will help me convince her to expand the repertoire (and if I live to the weekend I'll know she's yet to discover this blog).

Posted by: Scott J. at November 10, 2009 09:53 AM (NY7mQ)

41
I don't think blow me like a fruit bat will ever reach the position of prominence in American bat lexicon as the old favorites;bat shit crazy,blind as a bat,or that's just plain batty.

Posted by: bulwark at November 10, 2009 09:54 AM (jvrmc)

42 "However, researchers in both China and Europe are embroiled in a controversy over fruit bat sexual behavior. They cannot agree upon whether or not Northern hemisphere fruit bats engage in the dirty Sanchez, like their Southern hemisphere counterparts."

Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 09:54 AM (AZGON)

43
Previously, the only animals known to carry out oral sex apart from humans were bonobo chimpanzees.

I call bullshit. What about Toby the beagle?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 09:55 AM (Haq+B)

44 So it makes me wonder how eels have sex. Now that would be shocking science.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 10, 2009 09:55 AM (DIYmd)

45 The study found that more than two-thirds of female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) performed fellatio on their sexual partners, and that they were rewarded with longer bouts of intercourse as a result.

We promise longer bouts of intercourse and shoes.

Posted by: Guys at November 10, 2009 09:56 AM (GGgoa)

No Nose - thats Barney Frank's wet dream!

Posted by: x11b1p at November 10, 2009 09:57 AM (K3MWP)

first we have a post on levi's" Johnson "problems. now this fruitflies penis's? (are male bats worried about shrinkage?)

and we're expected to Behave!

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 09:57 AM (GkYyh)

48 We promise longer bouts of intercourse and shoes.

Posted by: Guys at November 10, 2009 02:56 PM (GGgoa)

excellant.

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 09:58 AM (GkYyh)

49 Don't forget I'm a bat too, Robin, old chum!

Posted by: Adam West at November 10, 2009 09:58 AM (AZGON)

the ale bats who don't get any must be married, becasue at least the ghey bats still get some

Posted by: eddiebear at November 10, 2009 09:59 AM (wnU1W)

51 Don't worry guys (and girls). Science is here to help!

Posted by: CUS at November 10, 2009 09:59 AM (wOGfT)

I let the bastards film me and now I'm ruined.

Posted by: Miss Fruit Bat 2009 at November 10, 2009 10:01 AM (m2CN7)

53 I just submitted another grant application to get some more gubmint money to splice Anne Hathaway's DNA with that of fruit bat.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 10, 2009 10:04 AM (IqfKc)

54 ahem.do the male bats reciprocate , that's all i need to know .

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 10:05 AM (GkYyh)

55 54 ahem.do the male bats reciprocate , that's all i need to know .

I'm sure they talk a good game

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 10, 2009 10:06 AM (IqfKc)

56 54, if they're wise they go first.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 10, 2009 10:07 AM (NY7mQ)

57 haha.

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 10:08 AM (GkYyh)

58 Dude it's not like it just happens. You got to set the mood. Give some fermented berries and pretend your listening when she squeaks the night awa1.

Posted by: Male Fruit Bat at November 10, 2009 10:08 AM (KeOQp)

59 I could have told them that for nothing and the could have wasted hamrumph spent that money on something useful like purchasing carbon indulgences from me.

Posted by: Al Gore - the phat at November 10, 2009 10:09 AM (CDUiN)

60 After the male mounted the female from behind, she bent over and began licking his penis.

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I'll be in my cave.

Posted by: schizuki at November 10, 2009 10:09 AM (SuGDg)

61 A cognitive psychologist should study that Count video. Because I swear I hear the "f" and the "k".

Posted by: schizuki at November 10, 2009 10:11 AM (SuGDg)

62 ahem.do the male bats reciprocate , that's all i need to know ....

Hell no. Why would we want to be rewarded with "longer bouts of sexual intercourse." We just want to get 'er done and go hang around wiith the boys in the cave making guano jokes.

Posted by: Male Fruit Bat at November 10, 2009 10:11 AM (KeOQp)

63 ahem.do the male bats reciprocate , that's all i need to know ....

It's called a '68' for a reason.

Posted by: CUS at November 10, 2009 10:14 AM (wOGfT)

64 It's threads like this that keep me coming back to this 'smart mil blog'!

Posted by: The Butcher at November 10, 2009 10:14 AM (MkhK0)

Fruit bats 1, me 0.

Sucks to be you, bitches.

Posted by: Marilyn Manson at November 10, 2009 10:15 AM (Zi+FQ)

66 >>>Because I swear I hear the "f" and the "k". I do too. I believe they did in fact add that in addition to the bleep. (Well, I hear the "K.")

Posted by: ace at November 10, 2009 10:16 AM (jlvw3)

67 Big deal - Carrie Prejean once did a marmoset with a strap-on.

Posted by: A spiteful female at November 10, 2009 10:16 AM (SuGDg)

68 That's it. I'm coming back as a bat.

Posted by: libbyt at November 10, 2009 10:18 AM (+ifpP)

69
She gets a bigger cave out of it.

Posted by: bulwark at November 10, 2009 10:19 AM (jvrmc)

70 So it makes me wonder how eels have sex. Now that would be shocking science.

I doubt that it's part of their current research.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 10:20 AM (r8/Km)

71 Clearly ladies, those 'pole dancing' parties which have attained some popularity will now be passe', to be replaced by personal training sessions by Chinese acrobats.....

Posted by: The Butcher at November 10, 2009 10:20 AM (MkhK0)

72 @ 19 So, I have been blowing myself since puberty (which was last week). My back is very flexiable.

Posted by: Colin

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Pics, etc., etc.,

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Those are pics I really don't wanna see.

Posted by: Curly Mustard at November 10, 2009 10:20 AM (sOpAl)

At the San Diego Zoo a few years ago, my wife and I were stunned to see a female gorilla servicing a male gorilla in just such a manner.

The female wandered off after a moment. Apparently not satisfied, the male attempted to cajole her into resuming. When she demurred, he tried to indebt her by offering the same, er, favor to her.

We chalked it up to their living in California.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 10, 2009 10:21 AM (2QFX4)

74 Anybody here know the smell of mothballs?

Posted by: LGoPs at November 10, 2009 10:23 AM (tm/sN)

75 Or Loose change cd's.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 10, 2009 10:26 AM (GGgoa)

76 Is their favorite wine "I wanna go to Miaaammiiiiiiiiiii!"?

Lenny, catch me a miiiiiinnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk!

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 10, 2009 10:28 AM (GF+6V)

77 Great. Another scientific study proving my life sucks.

Or, perhaps doesn't suck, as the case might be...

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 10, 2009 10:31 AM (eR37w)

78 I have said before that I want to be reincarnated as a Golden Retriever that lives in a Sorority and teaches the girls the vitue of peanut butter..... BUT.... I'm thinking maybe i might want to be fruit bat

Posted by: PISSED at November 10, 2009 10:32 AM (+v+oy)

Fruit bats and bonobos have nothing on us.

Posted by: Other Kind of Monkey (regular monkey) at November 10, 2009 10:33 AM (mkihu)

80 She gets a bigger cave out of it.

Either that, or those particular female fruit bats had run up large balances on their mate's MasterCards.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 10, 2009 10:33 AM (eR37w)

Like I said, nothing on us.

Posted by: Other Kind of Monkey (regular monkey) at November 10, 2009 10:33 AM (mkihu)

"...there could be evolutionary reasons for fellatio, and that the fruit bat discovery could allow scientists to test it. He warned, however, that the bats could just be doing it for fun."

My favorite line. Well, that and the implication that lots of animals go down on each other but scientists are too square to report it.

Posted by: Vie at November 10, 2009 10:34 AM (1ZeU1)

83 I fixed my hyperlinked name below. Even Regular Monkeys fuck up on occasion.

Posted by: Other Kind of Monkey (regular monkey) at November 10, 2009 10:35 AM (mkihu)

84 We tried to recruit Anita Dunn. We like the way she works that tongue.

Posted by: Regular Monkey at November 10, 2009 10:39 AM (mkihu)

We tried to recruit Anita Dunn.

We got to her first. Nobody works faster than the FBC. Heh heh.

Posted by: Fruit Bat Coalition at November 10, 2009 10:40 AM (mkihu)

86
I know of a wild Irish fruit moonbat who..
blows.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 10:41 AM (rYWEB)

87 I've gotta lock on the fruit bat vote.

Posted by: Bwany Fwank at November 10, 2009 10:43 AM (7iv2W)

88 New Chinese felato-related aphrodisiac based on powdered female bat jaws in 3... 2...

Posted by: whatever at November 10, 2009 10:47 AM (XIXhw)

89 Recent study shows that female human performing felatio 1-2 times per week decrease the chanc of breast cancer by 40%.

Posted by: nikkolai at November 10, 2009 10:57 AM (/JjIk)

90 But if the female bat gets the male bats too excited from oral sex, isn't that defeating the Darwinian purposes of actual intercourse for them? I mean, you know, if he shoots his wad on the first try? I may be over-thinking this.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 10:58 AM (4Smm+)

91 Who knew that male fruit bats had this much access to jewelry?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2009 11:07 AM (lN56Y)

92 Female fruit bats also have the smoothest, youngest-looking skin.

Posted by: Fruit Bat Coalition at November 10, 2009 11:07 AM (mkihu)

93 Female fruit bats also have the smoothest, youngest-looking skin.

And, no acne.

Posted by: CUS at November 10, 2009 11:11 AM (wOGfT)

Who knew that male fruit bats had this much access to jewelry?

We have the biggest wallets.

Posted by: Fruit Bat Coalition at November 10, 2009 11:11 AM (mkihu)

95 Do fruit bats migrate north? If so, I've got connections that might help you out.

Posted by: Framed ACORN worker at November 10, 2009 11:11 AM (lN56Y)

96 Those bonobos and regular monkeys got nuthin on me.

Posted by: Big Balls Monkey at November 10, 2009 11:15 AM (mkihu)

97 Recent study shows that female human performing felatio 1-2 times per week day decrease the chanc of breast cancer by 40%.

Slacker. If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 11:17 AM (r8/Km)

Posted by: Regular Monkey at November 10, 2009 11:18 AM (mkihu)

99 Slacker. If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 04:17 PM (r8/Km)

Uh. Yeah.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell, Turd at November 10, 2009 11:19 AM (lN56Y)

100 90, maybe they aren't single-shots but are repeaters.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 10, 2009 11:20 AM (NY7mQ)

101 100 - i hear what you're saying, but in regard to Darwinian logic - all that wasted sperm isn't going to reproduce itself ya know.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:22 AM (K75uU)

102

Sassy, perhaps we and the dolphins aren't the only species who are in it for more than procreation.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 10, 2009 11:23 AM (NY7mQ)

103 Scott - from the way the article is written, female bats apparently like giving it a heck of a lot more frequently and with more enthusiasm than humans. So, yeah, they obviously really get off on giving it. I want to reiterate what someone else wrote above -- it doesn't say whether the male returns the favor.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:26 AM (K75uU)

104 Was "Bubbles" a bonobo?
Pretty sure Travis wasn't... but just curious.

Posted by: LFMayor at November 10, 2009 11:26 AM (qL20/)

105 Aha. This is why vampires turn into bats all the time.

Posted by: Regular Monkey (rdb) at November 10, 2009 11:31 AM (mkihu)

106

it doesn't say whether the male returns the favor

And I'll reiterate that he should and save the more blue comments for the ONT

Posted by: Scott J. at November 10, 2009 11:39 AM (NY7mQ)

107 Wait, the girls blow the boys?

I thought you said they were fruit bats?

Posted by: mojo at November 10, 2009 11:45 AM (g1cNf)

108 Recent study shows that female human performing felatio 1-2 times per week decrease the chanc of breast cancer by 40%.

Posted by: nikkolai at November 10, 2009 03:57 PM (/JjIk)

Yeah, you probably sell Lace Wigs, too, Nikkolai

Posted by: The Butcher at November 10, 2009 11:45 AM (MkhK0)

109

Fruit flies live for just one day, right?

So basically these male fruit flies are getting he same annual birthday bj that the rest of us married assholes get.

Not so impressive when you think about it that way.

Posted by: Warden at November 10, 2009 11:46 AM (wsXTf)

110 Only female short-nosed fruit bats can prolong mating this way. Female long-nosed fruit bats inadvertently poke their mates in der kugelsack bringing the festivities to an abrupt end.

Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at November 10, 2009 11:47 AM (I6iFS)

111 I just want to have read that grant application requesting funding on chiropteran fellatio success rates.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 10, 2009 11:49 AM (lYKj1)

112 If I hang from my feet will someone put a cock in my mouth?

Posted by: andrew sullivan at November 10, 2009 12:07 PM (GkYyh)

113

On the other hand, US bats are dying of an AIDS-like epidemic:

http://tinyurl.com/ce5kdj

So there is, like, that. The whole scene is probably denounced from a bat pulpit somewhere.

This could account for the secret appeal of the new vampire movies.

Hey, if I was missing my nose, no way in hell I wouldn't get a tie-on tin one like Lee Marvin in Cat Ballou. Jesus, kids nowadays, no originality at all.

Posted by: comatus at November 10, 2009 12:13 PM (/VEEI)

114 I recognize that type of "gun shot wound" I'm betting it comes from an attempt to shoot from under the chin, like in failed suicide attempts. I could be wrong.

Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 12:26 PM (WtrwW)

115

Well now we know what that white stuff is.....

Disease Deadly To Bats Spreads In Northeast U.S.

A deadly disease that has ravaged bat populations in the Northeast is spreading faster than expected, according to federal researchers, who have confirmed fresh outbreaks of "white-nose syndrome" in Connecticut and eastern Vermont.

The scientists also suspect that the illness may have infected caves in Pennsylvania, and they worry that entire species of bats could be wiped out in affected areas.

White-nose syndrome was first reported in late 2006 in caves in Albany, N.Y., where as many as 11,000 bats died. More than three months ago, researchers confirmed that the disease had infected bats elsewhere in New York as well as in Massachusetts and western Vermont killing 90 percent of the animals in some caves.

Posted by: Say What? at November 10, 2009 12:27 PM (vwh8M)

116 If I hang from my feet will someone put a cock in my mouth?

Posted by: andrew sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:07 PM (GkYyh)

How old are you?

Posted by: Sen Jim Webb at November 10, 2009 12:28 PM (lN56Y)

117 Just one data point ... in a zoo I saw a gorilla getting it ... he looked content ... observers laughed and hustled their kids on past ... maybe she was just sucking off fleas.

Posted by: bill at November 10, 2009 12:31 PM (nUbAO)

118 Nobody could have predicted that when it was discovered fruit bats blow each other that a man of African descent would be President.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 10, 2009 12:41 PM (p05LM)

119 Yeah, vampire bats suck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 12:50 PM (r8/Km)

120 Bat fellatio? Never heard of it.

...

Seriously.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 10, 2009 01:14 PM (sz37A)

121

Had a look at the last of 3 photos in that "man minus nose" article. I just gave him a nickname. It is now "Snarf".

About the bat-blows: suddenly the phrase "Hung like church mouse" takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Bill H at November 10, 2009 01:20 PM (q8CmE)

122 First, fruit-bat porn...

Next, koalas screwing themselves into extinction via chlamydia.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 01:25 PM (r8/Km)

123 I swear, I'm so sick of the italics fucking with me.

Posted by: Tweet says stuff at November 10, 2009 02:44 PM (ouySy)

Well, the obvious solution is move to another neighborhood.

Posted by: Bill H at November 10, 2009 01:31 PM (q8CmE)

124 I learn so very much here (including vague hints as to what some people's sex lives are like), and for this I am grateful (and a bit disturbed).

Posted by: unknown jane at November 10, 2009 01:58 PM (5/yRG)

125 "Why do you keep sending me copies of this article, Bruce?"

Posted by: Robin, the Nervous Boy Wonder at November 10, 2009 02:53 PM (pVvKc)

126

After the male mounted the female from behind, she bent over and began licking his penis.

Monica Lewinsky is a bat!

Posted by: drjohn at November 10, 2009 02:57 PM (HXRkG)

127 Well, the obvious solution is move to another neighborhood.

I tried that, and ended up in a neighborhood full of polls.

Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 03:33 PM (PD1tk)

128 Bunk.

Posted by: Steve Irwin at November 10, 2009 03:43 PM (/vfpn)

129 Hope these bats never claim to be Christian and then make a video...

Posted by: red speck at November 10, 2009 03:44 PM (/vfpn)

130 Just one data point ... in a zoo I saw a gorilla getting it ... he looked content ... observers laughed and hustled their kids on past ... maybe she was just sucking off fleas.

Posted by: bill at November 10, 2009 05:31 PM (nUbAO)

Dude, stay on topic, will ya? That's a whole 'nother post.

Posted by: Bill H at November 10, 2009 04:33 PM (q8CmE)

131 Does the male fruit bat have to buy the female fruit bat something shiny?

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 04:40 PM (jJ2r1)

132 The study found that more than two-thirds of female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) performed fellatio on their sexual partners, and that they were rewarded with longer bouts of intercourse as a result. Duh, any guy could have told you the same thing.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 10, 2009 04:50 PM (S4iZ5)

133 After the male mounted the female from behind, she bent over and began licking his penis. She's a keeper.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 10, 2009 04:50 PM (S4iZ5)

134 from the way the article is written, female bats apparently like giving it a heck of a lot more frequently and with more enthusiasm than humans.

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Maybe bat spooge is tastier.

Posted by: schizuki at November 10, 2009 07:51 PM (SuGDg)

135

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around "enthusiastic fellator".

Posted by: bernrome at November 10, 2009 08:03 PM (ZzTf7)

136 It is my understanding that certain species of male fruit bats possess the ability to lactate. Between the intense fellatio and milky areolar discharge, Sullivan's insistence on dressing up as Batman every Halloween makes too much sense now.

Posted by: Mule at November 10, 2009 08:19 PM (+uMHN)

137 HEY GANG! Oral satisfaction is NOT sex. The great womanizer himself said that at his impeachment hearings.

Posted by: Flapjawman at November 10, 2009 10:12 PM (TWURc)

138 I always DID wonder about the Count...he was always so happy...

Posted by: JEA at November 11, 2009 02:28 AM (a+kMW)

139 Fembats are the new Fembots.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at November 11, 2009 09:00 AM (x7KTa)

140

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