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March 31, 2005

Sandy "Socks" Berger Agrees To Plead Guilty
— Ace

...but only to the misdemeanor of "mishandling" classified documents.

Thanks to See-Dub for the tip.

Flashback Funny: Mystical Artifacts Removed From Top-Secret Government Warehouse; Sandy Berger Claims "Mishandling" of Ark of the Covenant "Entirely Inadvertent"

Man, I'm funny. I'm so funny sometimes people don't realize how fuckin' funny I am, and I have to keep re-posting the shit they were too stupid to know was funny until they finally get it through their stupid retard-brains and say, "Hey, you know what? That was some kind of fuckin' funny shit there, feller."

Posted by: Ace at 01:12 PM | Comments (16)
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1 Gee, I hope one day *I* get to be National Security Advisor.

It'd sure make working with classified material sooo much easier then it us for us peons.

Sigh. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at March 31, 2005 01:16 PM (mrpxK)

2 Tell me about it. In my contractor days, I used to have nightmares about being in the parking lot and looking down and seeing a classified work-in-progress folder in my hand. Had I actually lifted any, I'd still be in prison.

Posted by: SparcVark at March 31, 2005 01:18 PM (X7hb0)

3 Top 10 list time.

Posted by: fat kid at March 31, 2005 01:26 PM (yHxMk)

4 Man..that riff at the end of the post by "Senator Phil A Buster" was fuckin' funny!

That dude really oughta start blogging.

Posted by: Jack M. at March 31, 2005 01:27 PM (1W1ap)

5 Ace, your funny? Hadn't noticed.

Posted by: chickpea at March 31, 2005 01:43 PM (4sO2H)

6 Ace, you almost had a kind of Christopher Walken thing goin' there for a minute...

Posted by: OCBill at March 31, 2005 01:52 PM (YOhqV)

7 Wolfowitz has been OK'd for the World Bank, too. He starts work June 1.

Posted by: Moonbat_One at March 31, 2005 04:53 PM (p2G9i)

8 he did not have sox w/ those documents

Posted by: at March 31, 2005 04:59 PM (x0C8F)

9 Dave and SparcVark:

I'll second that! (Third that?) When I held a clearance, just knowing the combo to the safe was a cause for nightmares about making big rocks into little rocks. This man stuffs classified documents into his clothes, leaves the SCIF, then gets caught! and is only charged with a misdemeanor?

WTF!!??

I guess the rules that applied to us just vaporize if you're working for a "good cause" like bringing down a sitting president.

Posted by: Kadnine at March 31, 2005 08:36 PM (Eth7k)

10 Uhm, maybe I'm misremembering, but didn't he claim to have 'lost' some of the documents he managed to get home with?

Gosh, if only Aldrich Aimes had thought to use that excuse!

Posted by: BrendaK at March 31, 2005 10:01 PM (YkcL9)

11 Kevin Drum has a fun column where he just can't believe Burglar meant to steal anything.

Funny lefties.

Posted by: Birkel at April 01, 2005 01:27 AM (yy1qv)

12 funny that on a day when the intel report on WMDs gets all the talk going about recent intl failures back in the news, its a Clinton official that is pleading guilty of misshandling intel (covering up actually)

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