October 29, 2009
— Ace Smart.
The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap.
Police arrested this guy (and his bud, his pic back at the link) near the home they'd tried to rob. Police kinda got suspicious about the magic marker villain masks and all.
Which is why villains usually wear masks they can take off after a heist.
See, they didn't get that part. The point of a mask is that you look different during the crime, and then you can also look different after the crime again.
Speaking of masks: Guy invents bra that can double as a face mask.
Cups and strap already there, see? No only that, but the activated charcoal of the mask serves to plump up your sweater pumpkins, too. Kind of a wonderbra that could just save your life.
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Posted by: moron #15454 at October 29, 2009 11:18 AM (6U7rq)
Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 11:19 AM (PD1tk)
Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 11:19 AM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 11:19 AM (VtygY)
Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 29, 2009 11:21 AM (VmAoa)
Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 11:21 AM (wOGfT)
If not for O'Bama's economy, they could have purchased trog masks. I give them props for stretching a buck in such a creative manner.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:21 AM (piBto)
Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 11:22 AM (PD1tk)
They just needed to wear glasses and no one would have known it was them. Well that worked for Superman for decades.
Posted by: TheQuietman at October 29, 2009 11:22 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 11:23 AM (Haq+B)
Posted by: joncelli at October 29, 2009 11:23 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 11:23 AM (Do9Eu)
The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap.
HAH!
(But, crap, I'll have to think of a new Halloween costume.)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:24 AM (piBto)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2009 11:24 AM (ZGhSv)
Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 11:25 AM (kn+jW)
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at October 29, 2009 11:25 AM (07UBR)
Posted by: Gang from Point Break at October 29, 2009 11:26 AM (5Ig1V)
Posted by: Levi Johnston at October 29, 2009 11:26 AM (wOGfT)
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 29, 2009 11:26 AM (Be4xl)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:26 AM (piBto)
Good thing they caught him. I'd hate to see his next plot, the hostage-taking of democracy.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 11:27 AM (swuwV)
Superman had that problem when he first moved to Gotham City.
Soon after Clark Kent moved from Smallville to work as a field sales representative, he knew he'd need a secret identity, so he took a Magic Marker (that's what they called Sharpies back then) and drew a pair of glasses on his face. Two days later, the first time the Superman's super powers were needed, the glasses were still on his face. Something about his super skin's molecular structure and the yellow rays of our sun prevented him from just spitting on his fingers and rubbing them off. Back at the home office, Kent's boss figured he was Superman and quite an idiot to boot.
"Move to Metropolis and start over," he told Clark. "And take up something that's not so taxing mentally. Something like journalism."
Posted by: FireHorse at October 29, 2009 11:27 AM (Vl5GH)
Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 11:27 AM (wOGfT)
Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2009 11:29 AM (5/yRG)
Bearded guy got charged with DUI.
Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 11:29 AM (wOGfT)
Posted by: Chris at October 29, 2009 11:30 AM (SiJV8)
Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2009 11:32 AM (5/yRG)
I for one admire their resourcefulness, and we must remember that most experiments are failures!
Had this worked, the could have been riding a new paradigm shift in criminal identity obfuscation.
Next, they need to try those blue paint-on facial masks that some women wear. Then when the victims tell the police who robbed them, the "Blue Man Group" gets fingered for the caper and out resourceful ne'er-do-wells are free as a bird.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at October 29, 2009 11:32 AM (H7Rlw)
Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 29, 2009 11:35 AM (NgoAe)
Well there ya go. Makes perfect sense. As the great philosopher Homercles Simpsonitis proclaimed, "Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." I suggest they start drinking heavily. OK, more heavily.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 11:36 AM (swuwV)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:36 AM (piBto)
Shine on you crazy diamond. This world wasn't meant for one as beautiful as you.
Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 11:36 AM (4Pleu)
Posted by: David Brooks at October 29, 2009 11:36 AM (4FkTt)
Those guys are currently being recruited to work on Valerie Jarrett's staff.
Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2009 11:37 AM (cB77O)
Posted by: Stand-in Puppet for the Guy Who Says 'En Fuego' at October 29, 2009 11:37 AM (swuwV)
Posted by: Mætenloch at October 29, 2009 11:39 AM (z843g)
Posted by: lorien1973 at October 29, 2009 11:39 AM (IhQuA)
The bra-mask could be used during such disasters as fires, terrorist attacks, dust storms or a swine flu outbreak, Bodnar said. Indeed, she first thought up the idea while treating victims of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear disaster as a medical university graduate in her native Ukraine,
hmm, i can see the problems here, during a terrorist strike ,robbery, rape , all the men will accost the us for our boobs masks, might cause much more confusion and need more attys
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:40 AM (1kwr2)
loose shit. The inventor of the Bra-mask is a woman, not a man.
a woman, as in:
female of the species.
non-possessor of a prominent Adam's Apple.
a chick, not a dude
if you need some help with further dichotmous keys to distinguish male from female humans, the group here can help.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 29, 2009 11:40 AM (ruzrP)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 11:41 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: NEA 4 u at October 29, 2009 11:42 AM (t/GDA)
Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 11:43 AM (b0THY)
Posted by: joncelli at October 29, 2009 11:43 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: pig at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (t/GDA)
Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (6r8Sc)
Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (6r8Sc)
Who am I kidding? Look at those two. They scream VIRGIN.
Posted by: Ombudsman at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (y4B2y)
They just needed to wear glasses and no one would have known it was them. Well that worked for Superman for decades.
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Posted by: Z Ryan at October 29, 2009 11:46 AM (cMo6P)
it's a great idea i guess, but reminds me of a McGiver episode.
i just happen to have my special bra on today.
heck i hope it comes with matching panties.
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:46 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at October 29, 2009 11:46 AM (YMZjg)
Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 11:46 AM (6r8Sc)
Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 11:47 AM (kn+jW)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2009 11:47 AM (1B81L)
Posted by: Truman at October 29, 2009 11:47 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: Steve Phillips at October 29, 2009 11:48 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 11:49 AM (hTnY7)
Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 29, 2009 11:50 AM (sPO/s)
They've been victimized by a corrupt society that lead them to believe this would work.
No, that would be the education system. Stay thirsty, my frien.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:50 AM (piBto)
Posted by: railwriter at October 29, 2009 11:50 AM (daRzV)
I blame the fumes from the magic marker.
The more they scribbled, the better an idea this seemed...
Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 11:51 AM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Kramer & Frank Costanza at October 29, 2009 11:52 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:52 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:54 AM (1kwr2)
I like that bearded idiot went with the stars around the eyes mask. Shows some creativity and artistic ability. There's a place for him in the Wee Wee administration.
Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 11:54 AM (Haq+B)
Posted by: Techie at October 29, 2009 11:54 AM (cxW4X)
Posted by: Max Power at October 29, 2009 11:55 AM (q177U)
Long story short, it was the guy and his parole came to a quick end.
Darwin laughed.
Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 11:56 AM (PD1tk)
Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 11:56 AM (b0THY)
Thanks, willow.
And, please share...what is it that makes today's choice in undergarments "special?" Because, I really can't say that any one pair of my boxers is more special than any of the others. It is a true democratic underwear drawer in my house. With, I suppose, a small dash of Jim Crow, seeing as how, on wash day, the whites are separated from the colors, but are all still equal.
Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 11:56 AM (sPO/s)
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:57 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: John Galt at October 29, 2009 11:58 AM (F/4zf)
Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 11:58 AM (b0THY)
Mike: How would Dukie know?
Ike: Dukie knows a guy named Terry who's friends with the guy who mows this dude's lawn. And this guy was able to see in the window one time when he was mowing the lawn and saw this dude putting like a huge sack under the bed.
Mike: How does he know there was money in the sack?
Ike: Dude...what else would it be?
Mike: It could be, I dunno, porno mags or something.
Ike: That's just fucking dumb, dude. Who puts porno mags in a sack under their bed?
Mike: I-- I've heard that people do.
Ike: Whatever. Alls I'm saying is, that bag is like full of bucks and it's just laying there under his bed. We can get in, take the sack, and get out in like five minutes. Terry's friend said this guy goes bowling or something on Wednesday nights, so that would be a good night to try it.
Mike: What if somebody sees us breaking in?
Ike: Goddamn, you're dumb! We wear masks. And I'm like already halfway there 'cause I've got a ratty little beard going.
Mike: I ain't got a mask, and I can't grow a beard by Wednesday. Or at all, really.
Ike: Dude...Sharpies! What the fuck you think I bought a ten-pack for at the Dollar General?
Mike: Well...okay. It seems like you've thought this through pretty well, so I'll trust your judgement.
Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 11:58 AM (4Pleu)
Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 11:59 AM (sPO/s)
Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 04:56 PM (b0THY)
In other words, when disaster strikes, huddle with Mia Farrow's body double!
Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 12:00 PM (kn+jW)
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:00 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 12:00 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: StrongBad at October 29, 2009 12:03 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Tattoo DePlane at October 29, 2009 12:04 PM (VLYnh)
I have it on good authority that this would have worked with liquid paper.
What?
OK, I hereby denounce myself.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2009 12:04 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Peter North at October 29, 2009 12:04 PM (e8YaH)
I'm guessing, not for long in da big house. They gots purty mouths.
(On another note....yep, it's Iowa. So much for the "great public schools" in this state!)
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at October 29, 2009 12:05 PM (KWhJd)
Posted by: Raccoon at October 29, 2009 12:06 PM (OPJwm)
I think, personally, that everyone was convinced that Superman was just mentally retarded and didn't want to hurt his feelings by pointing out how lame his "disguise" was. Kind of like how when a two-year old crouches in plain view in a corner somehwere, and says, "I'm invisible!". Then all the adults go, "Where did little Tommy go? Why, he disappeared!" You don't want to hurt the kid's feelings.
Plus, you know, Superman has all these fucking powers and might react unpredictably to being humiliated.
Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 12:06 PM (4Pleu)
Posted by: Mark in Portland at October 29, 2009 12:07 PM (+45yf)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 12:08 PM (V9SYy)
"The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap."
Ace, you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at October 29, 2009 12:09 PM (5RlWq)
Plus, you know, Superman has all these fucking powers and might react unpredictably to being humiliated.
He was tard strong, I hear.
Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 12:09 PM (Haq+B)
Posted by: TC at October 29, 2009 12:09 PM (QXKjZ)
Posted by: The Marker Duo at October 29, 2009 12:10 PM (cxW4X)
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:11 PM (qP2BK)
I heard Sully invented a jock strap that doubles as a face mask.
Posted by: Maximinus Thrax at October 29, 2009 12:11 PM (3fiIy)
I'm sorry, willow. After making the switch, I just can't take myself seriously in a pair of grippies.
And if a man can't take himself seriously, how on earth can he expect anyone else to?
Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 12:11 PM (+hPIb)
Peter Kriss, dude. These guys are clearly KISS fans.
Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 12:12 PM (4Pleu)
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:12 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 29, 2009 12:13 PM (VmAoa)
Anyone wanna take a bet that the magic marker robber was a public school product? Anyone, anyone?
I'm going to take that a step further, anyone want to bet he voted Democrat in the last election?
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:13 PM (qP2BK)
Due to Pig Sniffles and the lack of HEALTHCARE WORKERS to administer the vaccines, blind boy is allowing dentists, mid-wifes and used car salesmen to pick up the slack...
WTF
i can only assume that Obambam care will do better.
on a different note:
fuck these clowns
EG1
Posted by: Off Topic at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM (8iTbj)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM (OPJwm)
Hate crime?
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: Bernie Madoff at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: Joe Biden's t-shirt at October 29, 2009 12:15 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:15 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:15 PM (1kwr2)
I'm going to take that a step further, anyone want to bet he voted Democrat in the last election?
No, robbers are Republicans. You need a lot of rich people around to be a successful robber. I mean, otherwise, your trying to fence half drank Valu-Rite bottles and Yes We Can bumper stickers.
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 12:17 PM (V9SYy)
Or am I (all together now)...
Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 12:17 PM (wOGfT)
Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 12:17 PM (rYWEB)
...which is why I guess you're in the "special" yoke today...?
Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 12:18 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: confused at October 29, 2009 12:18 PM (8iTbj)
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:18 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2009 12:19 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:19 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 12:19 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:19 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: confused at October 29, 2009 12:20 PM (8iTbj)
Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 12:20 PM (rYWEB)
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:20 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Liberal Congresscritter at October 29, 2009 12:20 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:21 PM (qP2BK)
And we were wondering what happened to Dum-Dum the Dummy.
[Retort still smashed by the ban hammer of justice ]
Posted by: Palin Steele at October 29, 2009 12:21 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: The Scripto Bandito! at October 29, 2009 12:22 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: Barney Fife at October 29, 2009 12:22 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 29, 2009 12:22 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Barney Fife at October 29, 2009 12:23 PM (qP2BK)
and what was he thinking of with that scribble above one eye? did that make him feel more risque, feeling?
Yeah, it definitely gives him that "come hither" look--NOT!
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:24 PM (qP2BK)
This would be a scream if it wasn't so pathetic.
Posted by: Mad Monica at October 29, 2009 12:24 PM (oocLi)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 12:24 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:25 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: Ted Danson at October 29, 2009 12:25 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 12:26 PM (OPJwm)
Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2009 12:26 PM (ov3Hi)
Look, kid, I could have told you. The black face routine - nothing but trouble.
Well, it's not like it was black face, black face, it was just black face.
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg, Ted's ex at October 29, 2009 12:28 PM (qP2BK)
will one of his friends warn him next time to use a light blue with sparkles marker? would look much better with his eyes .
Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:28 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Russtovich at October 29, 2009 12:28 PM (ZXGQD)
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Posted by: Pam's mom about Michael Scott at October 29, 2009 12:29 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: wHodat at October 29, 2009 12:29 PM (+sBB4)
114- I'm sure he gets off on the fact that we still talk about him here.
Yea, I think he still trolls around and tries to squeeze back in.
Which is why I like to mock him occassionally, just to let him know we still think of him..........as the complete and utter idiot he was.
Rest In Peace......Palin Steele.
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 12:31 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Russtovich at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (ZXGQD)
That's nothing, you should see my super duper skull protecting helmet made out of titanium reinforced tighty whiteys. I'll be getting a Nobel Prize in science for that one!
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 29, 2009 12:31 PM (qP2BK)
Surely you underestimate their intelligence. They are clearly English majors who just got finished reading Edward Bulwer-Lytton...
The pen is mightier than the sword. Behold
The arch-enchanters wand! — itself a nothing!
Posted by: Maximinus Thrax at October 29, 2009 12:31 PM (3fiIy)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 12:32 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: The Marker Duo at October 29, 2009 05:10 PM (cxW4X)
When it comes to having a cunning plan, sometimes less is more!
Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 12:32 PM (kn+jW)
Posted by: Vanilla Ice and that Moron who Sang "Informer" at October 29, 2009 12:32 PM (V9SYy)
This guy wasn't robbing a house, he was organizing his community.
Run for Congress, kid.
Yeah, we wob miwwions of households in Amewica evewy day! And it's all wegaw!
Posted by: Bawney The Bandit Fwank at October 29, 2009 12:33 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: Jason Whitlock at October 29, 2009 12:34 PM (V9SYy)
This guy wasn't robbing a house, he was organizing his community.
Run for Congress, kid.
Yeah, my shakedowns are perfectly legal. What the hell is the FBI doing here?
Posted by: Rep. John Murtha (Crook - Penn.) at October 29, 2009 12:35 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Xoxotl at October 29, 2009 12:36 PM (LDtdB)
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Posted by: dan-O at October 29, 2009 12:38 PM (+9Rf8)
Dear Diary,
I must remember to send a memo to all my supporters informing them of the benifits of using dry-erase markers in the future.
Til next time Dear Diary,
Barry
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It's never too early to campaign-
Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!) at October 29, 2009 12:40 PM (wplTJ)
Posted by: Robert Byrd at October 29, 2009 12:43 PM (qP2BK)
It looks like gold paint-sniffing guy has lost his long held lead. These clowns take the cake.
Sweater pumpkins?
Posted by: Roy D Mercer at October 29, 2009 12:43 PM (kNiZP)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 12:49 PM (OPJwm)
O/T but also humerous, from Yahoo News:
Barack Obama seriously considered picking former foe Hillary Clinton as his vice presidential running mate last year but rejected her because he was worried about controlling Bill Clinton.
In a new book, the US president's 2008 campaign manager David Plouffe reveals the behind-the-scenes calculations as Obama searched for a vice presidential nominee and finally settled on Joe Biden.
"She was competent, could help in Congress, would have international bona fides and had been through this before, albeit in a different role.
"He wanted to continue discussing her as we moved forward," Plouffe wrote.
Despite still bitter feelings over the fierce Democratic primary duel, Obama continued to be intrigued by Clinton as the process progressed, saying she had "smarts, discipline, steadfastness," Plouffe wrote.
But in the end, concern over ex-president Bill Clinton's larger-than-life presence and political maneuvering cost Clinton a chance at the job -- which she had already signaled publicly she did not want.
"I think Bill may be too big a complication. If I picked her, my concern is that there would be more than two of us in the relationship," Plouffe quoted Obama as saying.
Posted by: Robert Byrd at October 29, 2009 12:50 PM (qP2BK)
Posted by: MacDaddy McDiddy at October 29, 2009 12:52 PM (GfYt/)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 12:55 PM (dQdrY)
#155
Lies,, all lies,,,,,,,,,,,,, Damn that Fox News and Glenn Beck!!!
Barry,
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It's never too early to campaign-
Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!) at October 29, 2009 12:55 PM (wplTJ)
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Posted by: spamhead at October 29, 2009 12:59 PM (lMBos)
He'll make a fine girlfriend in jail. Sure, his asshole will be sore for a couple of months, but think of all the great stories he'll be able to tell when he's released...
Posted by: C.NelsonReilly at October 29, 2009 01:00 PM (1+E1V)
Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 01:00 PM (SAsD4)
I think its a Easter Rite thing.
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OK. That was funny.
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Posted by: Magic Marker Man at October 29, 2009 01:09 PM (kn+jW)
Dear Diary,
Had an emergency close-call at the White House last night,, Michelle was wearing her Malcom X panties and helicopters were trying to land on her a$$. Well it was a mad house!! The secret service was firing those icky guns, someone yelled "scramble those eggs or jets", or something like that, and I was so scared, I creased my little red book while cowering in fear!!
Til next time Dear Diary,
Barry
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It's never too early to campaign-
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