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December 31, 2005

Released German Kidnap Victim Has a Bad Case of Stockholm Syndrome
— Ace

When even the Germans think you're behaving bizarrely, you might want to reconsider your fashion choices:

If former hostage Susanne Osthoff had been better advised, she probably would have opted against appearing on German television entirely covered in a black headscarf. The hijab, which left only a pair of slits for her eyes, made the freed hostage look like a disturbing cross between a Chechen Black Widow suicide bomber and a ninja.

By the way, Patty Heart just called, and she wants her mental stability back.

Posted by: Ace at 08:11 AM | Comments (15)
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1 Is there really any question that these "kidnappings" are coordinated between between the "kidnapper" and the "victim?"

Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at December 31, 2005 08:27 AM (t6hq9)

2 If you read the article, you'll see there are some suspicions about that, even in the German media.

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2005 08:28 AM (UxtY9)

3 I liked the word "between" so much I just had to use it twice.

Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at December 31, 2005 08:28 AM (t6hq9)

4 Maybe this chick is a member of one of those "masked" sex clubs where everyone wears a mask for anonymity (not that I've ever seen this myself of course) and didn't have time to change before the interview. There was quite a lot of this available as well as other perversions when I lived in the fatherland a while back (well quite a while back).

Posted by: Laddy at December 31, 2005 08:30 AM (4f6qM)

5 What a horror show. This sort of thing is sad and disturbing to see.

Posted by: SJKevin at December 31, 2005 08:43 AM (6hzCC)

6 I, for one, welcome our new ninja overlords.

Ho ho ho. Yeah, nothing deflects attention like going on television dressed as a ninja overlord.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 31, 2005 09:13 AM (w4Bx4)

7 "My name is Sooooozan, I wan't to scoop out your eyes and make love to your skull."

Posted by: Dave Munger at December 31, 2005 11:11 AM (ecJDu)

8 Germans can be weird sometimes.

Posted by: tachyonshyggy at December 31, 2005 11:22 AM (Q6dMR)

9 Dhimmwit

Posted by: Scott at December 31, 2005 01:10 PM (f8958)

10 When I was living in Pakistan, one of our classmates had a very religious mother. One day she showed up in a white burqa or niqab - everything except her eyes was covered.

All day, we called her the "White Ninja."

Posted by: Muslihoon at December 31, 2005 09:14 PM (Q8UK2)

11 They have gone off the deep end when they grow a sympathy toward these extremists

Posted by: spurwing plover at January 01, 2006 09:08 AM (JtcRt)

12 White Ninja is an awesome comic.

http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/

Posted by: Sortelli at January 01, 2006 09:21 AM (Bjdtq)

13 Ooooh. Interesting comic. The white ninja totally looks like he/she is wearing a burqa. Thanks, Sortelli!

Posted by: Muslihoon at January 02, 2006 07:00 AM (Q8UK2)

14 All day, we called her the "White Ninja."

Just goes to show, kids are mean the world round. So, you know, can't we all just get along?

Posted by: sandy burger at January 02, 2006 12:51 PM (rGBYl)

15 thank you for sharing the info..

Posted by: Hermes Bag at May 02, 2012 11:17 AM (cgmTk)

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