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December 30, 2005

Reasonable, Nonwingnuttish Comment of The Day
— Ace

Yeah, they sure do prove our point over and over (though I thought perhaps the site owner might be a little different... guess I was wrong). But these guys almost make me want to believe in God and a Judgement Day... 'cause I know exactly where they would all be when it comes. Taking it in the ass next to Mohammed Atta... cause the only difference between those 9/11 cocksuckers and these My World Is The Only World cocksuckers is the 9/11 cocksuckers actually resorted to violence to protect their closed-minds. I guess we should consider ourselves lucky the cocksuckers on this site are only attempted to use words... and not particularly well-crafted ones at that.
But sadly... we don't HAVE to wait for Judgement Day for the shit to hit the fan. It's already been hitting it - and hard. So who cares if these morons don't understand why.... The only real sad part is the sane people are getting sucked down with them. Oh well... such is the peril of a democracy.
AND:
anyone with half a brain would have understood I was referring to the METHODOLOGY of how one deals with contrary viewpoints when I compared some posters on this board to Atta.
Atta didn't care about a higher truth. He only cared about HIS truth. That describes many of you to a tee.

Thanks to Blinded. He would have written more, but he had to get back to his important work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory-- splitting atoms.

With his mind.

I like that joke, so I'm using it again. If Atrios can start six bazillion open threads, I can use the "with his mind" gag two or three times.

Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM | Comments (99)
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1 Well, that was certainly well crafted.

Posted by: roscoe k at December 30, 2005 02:48 PM (wvtyF)

2 A guy is reading a news paper at the bar. A beautiful Blonde next to him spots the headline on the front page. "12 Barzillian men killed in natural gas explosion". The man notices her quizicle look and asks...what's wrong... she replies that headline is terrible, but how many is a brazillian????
You think your poster will get it?????

Posted by: Greg at December 30, 2005 02:57 PM (+4PR5)

3 Am I having deja vu all over again, or id Greg post that before?

Posted by: Bart at December 30, 2005 03:01 PM (EmzzP)

4 You know, you my-worlders could really learn a little something about a sense of proportion and tolerance for ambiguity from this dude.

Posted by: Hubris at December 30, 2005 03:04 PM (6krEN)

5 By the way, speaking of flaming anuses, are we going to have the Flamies?

What are Flamies

Good question, thanks for asking.
The Flamies are annual awards for the best flamers and the best flam-ees.

Posted by: Bart at December 30, 2005 03:08 PM (EmzzP)

6 I heard that Michael volunteered to judge them, which will involve reading every comment posted in 2005.

Posted by: sandy burger at December 30, 2005 03:10 PM (6hzCC)

7 Copying from below:

My response to Blinded:

So, I guess "well-crafted" means the compulsive use of ellipses?

Oh, no, you probably meant a comment is "well-crafted" when a mindless Hitler reference gets thrown in.

Am I right?

Posted by Michael at December 30, 2005 07:12 PM

Again by me:

BTW, your well-crafted comment should have used "attempting" instead of "attempted."

Posted by Michael at December 30, 2005 07:14 PM

The response by Blinded

Well, Michael - I am laughing my ass off at you (and, to be fair, at you) because I WAS going to use another compulsive ellipse and add to my original post something to the effect of how my argument will be probably completely side-stepped while the fools simply attack my Hitler comment. So +1 for you on catching my ellipses addiction... then -1 for being so obvious. Though thank you for catching my "attempted" typo. And thank you for embarrasing yourself with predictability.

Posted by Blinded at December 30, 2005 07:24 PM

The response by me:

Well, Michael - I am laughing my ass off at you

I'll bet you are.

So +1 for you on catching my ellipses addiction... then -1 for being so obvious.

Um, I'm not the one being obvious. Wasn't it you who brought up the subject of "well-crafted" comments?

AS IF you actually addressed what I really said... well, go ahead.

What you really said was this:

"Taking it in the ass next to Mohammed Atta... cause the only difference between those 9/11 cocksuckers and these My World Is The Only World cocksuckers is the 9/11 cocksuckers actually resorted to violence to protect their closed-minds. "

C'mon, Blinded, when you wrote that were you actually seeking a serious response?

Your truth-avoidance tactics are old, obvious and tired.

Actually, you are encountering our annoyance-avoiding tactics.

See, I'm just not really that fond of playing Whack-A-Troll. It's not funny, and it's not edifying.

I can insult fellow AOSHQ regulars all day long, and receive the same in kind, but it's always good-natured. This blog is kind of weird that way. Folks here have called me a homo, a retard, a cuckold (several regulars claim to be fucking Mrs. Michael), a pathetic man in a Batman suit who is impotent, and so forth. Not once have I been offended.

Playing Whack-A-Troll is different. The conversations actually get nasty, and the wit is lacking.

My very brief conversation with you is a case in point. You're not funny, you're not intellectually engaging, you're not even capable of a competent flame. You're just another vacuous liberal with Michael Moore's jizz dripping off his chin.

'Bye.

Posted by Michael at December 30, 2005 07:51 PM

Posted by: Michael at December 30, 2005 03:14 PM (pRtzm)

8 I can NOT come up with a response to that. the logic is infallible.and to think, I've been wrong, all these years.

stupid poorly-crafted words makers!!!!

Posted by: MacStansbury at December 30, 2005 03:14 PM (FmdLR)

9 I suffer from deja vu amnesia

I think I have forgotten this before.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2005 03:15 PM (qc26X)

10 Michael, you broke a copyright law!

Posted by: MacStansbury at December 30, 2005 03:16 PM (FmdLR)

11 Michael, you broke a copyright law!

MacStansbury:

Not actually. In copyright law there is something called the "fair use doctrine" (heavily relied upon by Ace) which you can use for reasonable commentary on the remarks of others, provided your quotations are limited. And you can rely on this doctrine to quote Brewfan at length and call him a dirty little whore.

Posted by: Michael at December 30, 2005 03:22 PM (pRtzm)

12 A man walks into a bar and sits next to a pig. The dog asks him, "Where is the Sun?" The Blond replies, "If for no other reason". And the moral is, can you dig it? I mean can you REALLY dig it, man?*

*Please refer to Barzillian Greg for a what the fuck translation

Posted by: Biff Boff at December 30, 2005 03:23 PM (zo/+l)

13 You know Michael, I gave this to a troll last night, but I think this guy applies as well...

I bet you make prank phone calls to Dick Cheney's cock just to piss it off, so that when the day comes, the day that it finds you, it'll give you an angry double-cougar, just like you like it.

Posted by Uncle Jefe at December 30, 2005 02:33 AM

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at December 30, 2005 03:37 PM (w9g/S)

14 Wow, some good crazy thats been being used in the last coupla hours. That's the kind of crazy that makes my eyes bleed as I try to find the point. I think that he thinks that violence is about cocksuckers and versions of truth. brillant.

As for copyright laws, I am shocked, that someone would cite someone else's work on the web. Christ, all weblogs are is some dude quoting other people's articles or websites and then commenting about them.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 30, 2005 03:42 PM (i2Yv4)

15 So when the mindless enter the den of the ruthless, and relentless, is that a good sign, or bad?

I mean now that we're getting drive-by's and all.

Posted by: Tom M at December 30, 2005 03:45 PM (2lxhX)

16 Michael,

Good response. The troll obviously has at least a third grade education and second-rate evaluation competency. I disagree with you frequently, but this guy's not even on the same planet as the mostly-educated, mostly-informed commenters here. I respect your positions because they are for the most part thought out. This guy is similar to the people back in the sixties who saw a commie underneath every bed, but he sees Christians! Oh my! And they are obviously just as dangerous as those who practice the religion of peace by beheadings and blowing up civilians to gain their regenerating 72.

Thank you for the post.

Posted by: Carlos at December 30, 2005 03:50 PM (waYuu)

17 So when the mindless enter the den of the ruthless, and relentless, is that a good sign, or bad?

Ruthless I could see. But relentless? Sounds like too much work...

Posted by: sandy burger at December 30, 2005 03:50 PM (6hzCC)

18 As entertaining as this blog and its regular commenters are during the course of a normal day, the amps go straight to fucking 11 when moonbat trolls show up. Good show and more please.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 30, 2005 03:53 PM (SpD3r)

19 Oh, and Michael, I loved reading you revisit the various insults the Ace Of Spades Menagerie has hurled at you.

Homo.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 30, 2005 03:54 PM (SpD3r)

20 Yeah, Michael, and I liked how you re-posted the exchange between you and Blinded. Very helpful. There was no way I would have remembered what I read an hour ago. Thank you.

Impotent retard.

Posted by: Bart at December 30, 2005 04:01 PM (rp5Dd)

21 slurp lick gag slurp lick lick

Let me help. What Mrs. Michael is trying to say (easy their, honey) is Jeff B. is right.

Posted by: BrewFan at December 30, 2005 04:01 PM (0AD+O)

22 We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2005 04:02 PM (rnOZq)

23 Jackstraw, I think Tito had the best line in the movie!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2005 04:07 PM (qc26X)

24 I like how Blinded made Gene sound normal. Trolls, trolls, trolls!

I have no idea what they were babbling about, but apparently at some point one troll made a very cogent argument. He said so. Evidently, all people who believe in God are bad. And we are losing in Iraq. bravo.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 30, 2005 04:07 PM (i2Yv4)

25 So, JackStraw, do you know spurwing plover by any chance? 'Cause I'm thinking he's from that same country.

Posted by: BrewFan at December 30, 2005 04:08 PM (0AD+O)

26 Dave who is this Tito of who you speak?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2005 04:09 PM (rnOZq)

27 Oops.

Tino

* = b

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2005 04:14 PM (qc26X)

28 What yall are missing here (but being very funny while doing it) is the mindset of the liberal.

We are as bad as the terrorists, the only difference being we don't hop on planes and fly them into buildings.

So there you have it. All of us here, law abiding citizens, taxpayers, volunteers, some Church goers..;-) sports watchers, hard workers, faithful spouses, great moms and dads......are just like the terrorists.

It's like stepping through the looking glass and sitting down at the Mad Hatter tea party every time I read one of these guys.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at December 30, 2005 04:28 PM (VGhak)

29 Where have you been all day RWS?

GWB is worse than anything the terrorists can do to us.

Fish around in the comments and be amazed. Particularly when you call them on it, where they cry "thas not whut I sed"!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2005 04:30 PM (qc26X)

30 Good one, RWS. Its not as if you can argue with it. This is what the guy believes. Sometimes its fun to poke a stick at the troll as it gurgles out some nonsense. But what can you do if someone thinks Christians are like Atta.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 30, 2005 04:30 PM (i2Yv4)

31 Wait. He was talking about Christians?

And he thinks what? That this place is filled with little Billy Grahams???

Hahahahahahaha....Does he ever read this blog????

No offense, but you know what I mean guys. It's not we have Bible study here.

;-)

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at December 30, 2005 04:36 PM (VGhak)

32 Everyone turn to Second Chronicles, 12:4

it's on page 432 in my bible

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2005 04:38 PM (qc26X)

33 "We are as bad as the terrorists" - rws

Actually to a liberal we're worse, because we don't hate hate hate the US, Israel, Christians President Bush etc as the terrorists (and the liberals) do.

Posted by: max at December 30, 2005 04:45 PM (x/yO9)

34 At AofSHQ, you can be as dirty or as clean as you want to be. The ratio is about three dudes who beat in their batman costume to one woman. It's an expensive site, full of D&D players. I like it when they call me DM.

Posted by: at December 30, 2005 04:45 PM (i2Yv4)

35 ...[Shishak] captured the fortified cities of Judah and came as far as Jerusalem.

Amen, brother.
How is this verse relevant to the current topic?

Posted by: Bart at December 30, 2005 04:50 PM (S1ALM)

36 "Fish around in the comments and be amazed" - d-in-t

Actually it all comes into place when you realize the left is the John Birch Society turned inside out - the left uses different code words, but displays all of the hatred, paranoia, bigotry and intolerance of the JBS.

Or to put it another way, both think of reality, not as reality, but as some that has to be made to fit into a 'procrustean bed' of their preconceptions about what reality should be. And when that doesn't work (and it never does) they retreat into paranoia, hatred, name-calling etc.

Posted by: max at December 30, 2005 04:51 PM (x/yO9)

37 Its all about the immizeration, man!

and the value rite vodka

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 30, 2005 04:52 PM (i2Yv4)

38 This must be some sort of retard convention. How did they manage to get so many morons in one thread?

Posted by: at December 30, 2005 05:06 PM (mLqiY)

39 This must be some sort of retard convention. How did they manage to get so many morons in one thread?

I see you fit right in, Josie.

Posted by: BrewFan at December 30, 2005 05:14 PM (0AD+O)

40 I have read the post and all the comments, and like the man who woke up with a bullet in his head, I have no friggin idea what is going on.

Posted by: Red Jode at December 30, 2005 05:30 PM (eb6Bm)

41 Everyone turn to Second Chronicles, 12:4

it's on page 432 in my bible

Dang, I thought that was "Granma's Lye soap"

Posted by: Tom M at December 30, 2005 05:30 PM (2lxhX)

42 Way back in the days of bringing liberation to the masses (the sixties), I started out nearly joining the JBS. Didn't quite set well, though, dropped out of that school, then started in one of the lib west coast state schools. Nearly joined the SDS, 'til I realized it was just like the JBS with different language.

That's when I started my journey to the real world, watchin' folks and how they act/react. Came to be a conservative in a real liberal college town, and am proud of it.

Point is, when the wackos on either side get to the extreme, there ain't a dime's worth of difference in what they want, as long as they're in control.

As a side note, I ain't seen too many practicin' Christians that want to control everything I say and do, like the loony left does. Theocracy, my butt! Only from the worshippers of moonbattery.

Posted by: Carlos at December 30, 2005 05:31 PM (waYuu)

43 The ratio is about three dudes who beat in their batman costume to one woman.

Where are the men who beat in their Aquaman costumes? Inquiring Minds want to know.

Posted by: Inquiring Minds at December 30, 2005 05:39 PM (6mUkl)

44 I meant "beat it," but I am sure aquaman is too busy. fighting crime. underwater.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 30, 2005 06:08 PM (i2Yv4)

45 Carlos!

You might have something there. Maybe they all go to Our Lady Of The Moonbat where they pray 10 I hate Bush's and 1 Glory Be to Clinton every day. Where they wait for the day when there is an establishment of no religion whatsoever.

Anyone caught reading a Bible will burned at the stake. Anyone writing anything religious oriented will be whitelisted. People in hollywood will be asked " have you now or ever been a Baptist???"

Ok, I'll stop now.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at December 30, 2005 06:26 PM (VGhak)

46 Uncle Jonathan's Corncob pipe!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2005 06:36 PM (qc26X)

47 . . .actually, I suspect Atta thought 'his' truth and the 'higher' truth were one and the same thing.

'Blinded', of course, is the perfect skeptic--he has doubted, and continues to doubt, everything. (Just ask him--he's got the junior college philosophy degree to prove it!)

But alas--tho' the slumbering world aches for his wisdom--our martyred genius currently lives in a cozy padded room in Bellevue, refusing to leave his bed because the nurse can't PROVE that the floor will support him if he stands up--and has to be fed by intravenous drip, because she also can't PROVE that that bread will nourish him if he eats it.

:sniff: It's so sad, really. Like Nietzsche. . .without the syphilis.

Posted by: alex at December 30, 2005 06:49 PM (TzFRl)

48 And the Kos Kidz/DU/Cindy Sheehan/Howard Dean people AREN'T married to their own version of the truth? Feh!

Posted by: Dr. Remulak at December 30, 2005 08:14 PM (cPd/j)

49 Where are the men who beat in their Aquaman costumes? Inquiring Minds want to know.

A real man would never use an Aquaman costume.

Posted by: Michael at December 30, 2005 08:25 PM (pRtzm)

50 I mean, for starters, Aquaman does not even have a cape.

His boots are pretty cool, but that's not enough.

Posted by: Michael at December 30, 2005 08:27 PM (pRtzm)

51 I'm pretty sure that guy I met at the Brokeback Mountain premire was a real man, because he showed me, and he was wearing an Aquaman suit.

Posted by: Real Unapologetic Liberal Vet at December 30, 2005 08:29 PM (Bjdtq)

52 His nipples have orange scales on them.

Posted by: Real Unapologetic Liberal Vet at December 30, 2005 08:30 PM (Bjdtq)

53 His nipples have orange scales on them.

Sortelli:

Are you saying that's a bad thing?

Posted by: Michael at December 30, 2005 08:50 PM (pRtzm)

54 It must be because it makes me feel like when I'm climbing the rope in gym class.

Posted by: Sortel-- REAL LIBERAL GUY DAMMIT at December 30, 2005 09:19 PM (Bjdtq)

55 Michael I want to suck Proud's cock so bad I follow him around like the lost little fag, piece of shit I am.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 02:45 AM (Vs585)

56 sort of unrelated to the topic(s) at hand, but a quick question:

Is anybody else annoyed that the movie 'The Producers' is being touted as the film version of the hit Broadway play - with no mention being made that the Hit Broadway Play was based on a movie called, ironically, "The Producers"?

Call me crazy, but I think that this, coupled with the remake of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" is, in fact, an attempt by Hollywood to erase Gene Wilder from our collective memories.

What's next? A remake of 'Silver Streak' starring Chris Tucker and Owen Wilson?

Carry on.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 31, 2005 05:09 AM (FIoBO)

57 I am a piece of shit troll who can't do anything better than steal other people's identities and make them say things they never would. It's really because I have no creativity, wit or ability to write anything other than 'fag' and variations of that word.

It all started when I was ass-raped by a puma at the behest of someone's prayer to Satan. I've been an embittered soul since then, only able to spout out the most pathetically simple insults on discussion boards while pretending to be a veteran of the miliary

I'll admit, my life is pretty pathetic. It's a blur of drunken, Boone's farm fueled benders, writing on discussion boards and glory-hole sexual experiences.

I'm a creature that deserves your pity, not your scorn. Won't somebody please love me?

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 05:18 AM (Vs585)

58 Sorry about the double post guys. Please ignore the fact that I am pretending to be another poster, while at the same time attacking that poster for pretending to be another poster.

You see I'm just an idiot.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 05:25 AM (Vs585)

59 Look I know I started this whole stealing other poster’s identity thing, which annoys everyone. However, I think you should all join me in blaming Proud for doing it. Besides, he is a Liberal and by that fact alone deserves to be blamed for everything. He can't even match the brilliant posts that others and I work so diligently to provide. Please I'm begging you all; please blame Proud for all the wrong in the world.

There are free blowjobs in it for all of you.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 05:33 AM (Vs585)

60 Maybe he just doesn't want to talk to morons?

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 05:35 AM (Vs585)

61 Why would he want to be like by people he depises and hates? I don't see that being much of a blow.

Sorry for using the word blow Sortelli.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 05:38 AM (Vs585)

62 Your whole life is filled with hate and venom fag? I just want you to know how much you are hated and depised back.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 05:44 AM (Vs585)

63 Do you think I give a shit if 3 or 4 traitors hate me fag?

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 05:46 AM (Vs585)

64 Yea it really brakes me up that a maggot like you doesn't like me. How can I continue?

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 05:55 AM (Vs585)

65 you could grab a dictionary

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 31, 2005 06:06 AM (GX0Dt)

66 "I'm just a guy who hates watching someone consume themselves in hatred for others."

That's because as a fag, you are very sensitive. Please don't leave any room for not hating me, because there is none on this side.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 06:08 AM (Vs585)

67 I'll send you some kleenex fag.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 06:53 AM (Mz4tm)

68 I think it's even more sad that people are posting replies to themselves under fake names, ace/atwater, or no names, __ /__.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 06:59 AM (+YJU9)

69 Tell you what when you see me insulting conservatives just pretend there is no hatred behind it, even though there is, and perhaps it will not upset you quite so much.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 07:07 AM (Mz4tm)

70 The problem is you don't attack ideas, you attack people. If you want to be taken more seriously try sticking to the former, otherwise expect incoming fire aimed directly right at you.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 07:15 AM (Mz4tm)

71 Just because you say you don't hate him, and have no malice, doesn't make it so. In fact, it reeks of bullshit.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 07:17 AM (+YJU9)

72 "Let's be honest here - they're not all that effective and lead me to believe you're much younger than you pretend to be."

Is this your idea of attacking my ideas moron? By the way those previous posts were not me. Why don't you lecture the idiots on your side and leave me alone goof?

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 08:55 AM (Vs585)

73 Woah, man. It looks like an anonymous commenter is having a really weird argument with himself.

Posted by: sandy burger at December 31, 2005 09:00 AM (6hzCC)

74 it takes alot of carrots to make a glas of carot juce

(Have I captured the essence of spurwing?)

Posted by: Spurwing Jr. at December 31, 2005 09:07 AM (b1dXq)

75 Maybe I should clarify a little. Although I hate almost all of you moronic fags with a passion, I do like Michael. He is certainly a cut above the rest of you jerks. Michael is intelligent, reasonable and entertaining. The rest of you I hate hate hate.

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 09:14 AM (pRtzm)

76 I want to suck Michael's cock.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 09:17 AM (Vs585)

77 Michael will be delighted to hear that he is one moronic fag that you actually like. Probably because instead of being a jerk moronic fag he's an intelligent, reasonable, and entertaining moronic fag.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 31, 2005 09:20 AM (w4Bx4)

78 Have I captured the essence of spurwing?

No. (Better than I could do, though.)

Posted by: sandy burger at December 31, 2005 09:21 AM (6hzCC)

79 "Michael will be delighted to hear that he is one moronic fag that you actually like. "

That was me, not him.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 09:22 AM (Vs585)

80 . . .I think I may copy the whole latter half of this thread into a Word file and sell it as conceptual art. Maybe print it out over an artistic rendering of Junichiro Koizumi and Radko Mladic going down on George Bush, just to broaden the appeal, and keep the possibility of an Austrian grant open.

Posted by: alex at December 31, 2005 09:26 AM (TzFRl)

81 Michael is intelligent, reasonable and entertaining. The rest of you I hate hate hate.

You and me both, anonymous.

Only, over time, I've learned to hate Michael, too. Someday you can learn, too. Baby steps, anonymous. Hateful little baby steps.

Posted by: sandy burger at December 31, 2005 09:30 AM (6hzCC)

82 Oh, well if you're the one who likes Michael the moronic fag, then he won't be delighted. I take it back.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 31, 2005 09:30 AM (w4Bx4)

83 I would add though that I would like to eat Michael's shit, as long as it is in a cone.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 31, 2005 09:36 AM (Vs585)

84 You'll have to beg, Emperor. Michael promised me the lifetime supply if I'd talk dirty about Dick Cheney during our next 'fishing trip.' So of course I did.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 09:46 AM (w4Bx4)

85 I hope it goes without saying that everything after "December 31, 2005 02:19 AM" ain't me.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 10:24 AM (JV5Qt)

86 But I am pretty amused at the thought that PLV stayed up all night arguing with someone he thought was me, because I was offline after those Aquaman posts. Mua ha ha.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 10:26 AM (JV5Qt)

87 Is this some kind of logical paradox? At 3:24 PM Sortelli says that no comment after 2:19 AM is by Sortelli.

Dude.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 31, 2005 10:41 AM (w4Bx4)

88 That's simple Icecream, I'm lying my ass off. I'm obsessed with PLV and follow him around like a lost puppy.

Posted by: Sortelli at December 31, 2005 10:57 AM (Vs585)

89 Is this some kind of logical paradox?

Wait a second... are you reading this blog sober, Emperor? That's your problem, right there.

Posted by: sandy burger at December 31, 2005 11:25 AM (6hzCC)

90 Woah, man. It looks like an anonymous commenter is having a really weird argument with himself.

anonymous commenter = ace

Posted by: at December 31, 2005 11:45 AM (+YJU9)

91 "That's simple Icecream, I'm lying my ass off. I'm obsessed with PLV and follow him around like a lost puppy."

Are you lying your ass off in this comment too? Because, whoa!

Yes, I am reading sober. Since Ace said I couldn't be the designated love monkey, I'm going for designated driver instead.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 31, 2005 11:45 AM (w4Bx4)

92 Just for the record I haven't posted in this shithole for 2 weeks now so you morons are being had by one lousy piece of shit.

See ya.

Posted by: Still a Proud Liberal Vet at December 31, 2005 11:53 AM (Vs585)

93 And how is that a change from when you were posting?

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 31, 2005 11:57 AM (w4Bx4)

94 Nothing has changed. You are still a moron. This is stilll a shithole. I don't give a fuck one way or another. Bush is still a draft dodging, traitor who needs to be impeached.

Nothing has changed asswipe.

Posted by: Still a Proud Liberal Vet at December 31, 2005 12:01 PM (Vs585)

95 "Liberal Vet," you're hot and everything, but get out of my face.

Posted by: Asian Man with Large Penis at December 31, 2005 12:11 PM (5Au2t)

96 Wait a second... are you reading this blog sober, Emperor? That's your problem, right there.

You are a wise person, Sandy.

Posted by: Anyone But Michael at December 31, 2005 12:14 PM (pRtzm)

97 Bush is still a draft dodging, traitor who needs to be impeached.

I hadn't realized that BDS so precisely parallels normal people's complaint about then-President Clinton.

Cordially...

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