November 17, 2009
— Ace I hate that we now have this awesome ability to watch funny videos of monkeys peeing in their own mouths, but now we have to doubt whether those monkey water-sports videos are real or some sort of guerrilla marketing campaign for Mountain Dew.
Anyway. I say fake but what the hell. The cameraman too-skillfully slides off the trumpet in red to the face of the angry bride.
Enjoy a drunken slattern showing up the bride at a wedding and then getting all sloppy.
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Posted by: davidt at November 17, 2009 05:08 PM (Gk6j6)
Posted by: 4ican at November 17, 2009 05:09 PM (be++p)
Posted by: Monkeyman at November 17, 2009 05:11 PM (hgiS5)
Posted by: eddiebear at November 17, 2009 05:13 PM (d15c1)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 05:14 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: 10-year old Gay Wad at November 17, 2009 05:16 PM (ZiQz8)
Posted by: Al Czervik at November 17, 2009 05:19 PM (+gvhV)
Posted by: Law and Order propagandist at November 17, 2009 05:19 PM (cxGtL)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 17, 2009 05:20 PM (cxGtL)
Nah. She's too old. That chick has to be at least in her young twenties.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 17, 2009 05:21 PM (cxGtL)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 05:21 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Iraqi Wedding at November 17, 2009 05:21 PM (d15c1)
Totally Fake.
Every woman on her wedding day is, in one form or another, a BrideZilla. Trust me, the skank sharing your dancefloor gets a smakdown. If the bride has trustworthy bridesmaids, she never has to get bloody...
Posted by: kimmbber at November 17, 2009 05:21 PM (UD364)
I had my best man ready to dish out mayhem if anyone got too plastered at my wedding.
Posted by: See-Dubya at November 17, 2009 05:26 PM (k+7Hr)
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Posted by: Z Ryan at November 17, 2009 05:30 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Monkeyman at November 17, 2009 05:30 PM (hgiS5)
....what?
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at November 17, 2009 05:30 PM (Jyuxh)
Posted by: Secret Asian Man at November 17, 2009 05:31 PM (QOE7k)
Even French ones! She failed to notice they all nodded their heads to the leaders,. They did not bend over so much they could suck their own dick!
I know, I know. I should not pick on her, after all, she is into strap-on's instead of real one's. She and Hilary should get on fine when Hilary gets rid of her anchor (Billy boy) and they go off into the sunset. Ahhhh.........
Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 17, 2009 05:37 PM (pU4D7)
Posted by: Obama's Mouth at November 17, 2009 05:37 PM (4iIhs)
Posted by: Those Layers and Layers of Fact Checking at November 17, 2009 05:41 PM (4iIhs)
Posted by: No Comment at November 17, 2009 05:45 PM (YCVBL)
Huh, yeah, here it is. First time I saw this I was wondering if this was real or not. It actually seemed too-well-done-to-be-fake at first, but I guess it is fake.
Check out this video. It is "Microsoft Store Breaks Out Into Song". I actually wonder if this is a video that was put up by Microsoft's marketing team in an attempt to go viral over a "cool" factor. But either way... this is just embarrassing. Microsoft's current marketing strategy is to try to be cool and hip... but it is such a fail. How humiliating for these employees. Is this video supposed to make me want to go into a Microsoft store? I think not. After seeing this, I will cross to the other side of the street if I am about to walk by one.
Posted by: dan-O at November 17, 2009 05:46 PM (+9Rf8)
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Posted by: The Most Interesting Monkey In the World at November 17, 2009 05:53 PM (hygGx)
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Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at November 17, 2009 05:55 PM (Jyuxh)
Posted by: Polar at November 17, 2009 05:55 PM (hygGx)
Posted by: Polar Bear at November 17, 2009 05:56 PM (hygGx)
Hey, Polar Bear. No one takes a backseat to you and Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. No one.
Posted by: John Icicle Boy (rdb) at November 17, 2009 05:58 PM (hygGx)
Posted by: Carrie Prejean at November 17, 2009 06:07 PM (/C1lM)
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2009 06:13 PM (9Wv2j)
Agreed. Waste of their money. Besides MS owns the business market. Why not just say something like "We get work done," and leave it at that.
Posted by: Iskandar at November 17, 2009 06:13 PM (u1pln)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 17, 2009 06:14 PM (muUqs)
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2009 06:16 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: John Icicle Boy (rdb) at November 17, 2009 06:19 PM (hygGx)
Yep. Fake.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 17, 2009 06:21 PM (GGulh)
Posted by: Ted K. at November 17, 2009 06:26 PM (8+iPr)
Posted by: Federale at November 17, 2009 06:27 PM (ryQYO)
... off-topic
http://tiny.cc/XYN2J SEI Union bullies Boy Scout for doing good deed. SEIU Prz Balzano is an ass. Ace, get an interview with the kid. Maybe push the story so more people see how Unions really are.
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Posted by: mr.frakypants at November 17, 2009 06:37 PM (pffBj)
Weird! Those comments weren't on here when I read through earlier. Something is afoot in the inner tubes. Hallooo, Janet! Is that you? Linda Dunn, are you writing down names? (Oops and I left my sock on).
Oh well, I think I'll be going now.
Posted by: runningrn at November 17, 2009 06:40 PM (qP2BK)
Many a moron has dated a chick just like the red dress hussy. Embarrassing in public after a few drinks, but a wild ride who'll make you sore and wishing for a calm date with a mousy chick, but without drama.
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Posted by: Dan Rather at November 17, 2009 07:52 PM (fstYb)
Sure, a girl like that is still single. What I can't figure out is why EoJ didn't marry her. Mrs. Jeff must really be somethin' else!
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Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 17, 2009 08:45 PM (kn+jW)
Well, I feel stupid. I'm not even on the ONT thread. Duh...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 17, 2009 08:46 PM (kn+jW)
The cameraman too-skillfully slides off the trumpet in red to the face of the angry bride.
Did Ace mean "strumpet"?
Posted by: John Icicle Boy (rdb) at November 17, 2009 08:58 PM (3FmGE)
I hate that we now have this awesome ability to watch funny videos of monkeys peeing in their own mouths, but now we have to doubt whether those monkey water-sports videos are real or some sort of guerrilla marketing campaign for Mountain Dew.
That's funny.
Especially the gorilla reference.
Posted by: John Icicle Boy (rdb) at November 17, 2009 09:02 PM (3FmGE)
Posted by: John Icicle Boy (rdb) at November 17, 2009 09:04 PM (3FmGE)
Cancer, schmancer!
You know all that mamogram, breast cancer awareness stuff?
Yeah, well forget all about it. It was a bunch of crap.
Well, not really, but it costs a lot, so stop it, says new government panel.
Obamacare!
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 17, 2009 09:22 PM (H7Rlw)
Posted by: Andy Bernard at November 17, 2009 09:32 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: El Gordo at November 17, 2009 11:06 PM (Jacdc)
Cancer, schmancer!
You know all that mamogram, breast cancer awareness stuff?
I'm pretty sure there's a few more 'm's involved here. And some sobriety...
Posted by: Iskandar at November 17, 2009 11:51 PM (u1pln)
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Posted by: nutshell guy at November 18, 2009 12:45 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 18, 2009 03:01 AM (kay6f)
Only if it made me spill my drink.
Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2009 03:09 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 03:21 AM (z37MR)
Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 03:22 AM (z37MR)
My thoughts exactly. If it was real, that cameraman has some condition that makes him shake like a leaf. He shouldn't have been holding a camera with that going on. Also, it is a little too coincidental that the guy was filming the exact person who caused the tent collapse. It would have been a little more believable if he had been filming other stuff, then happened to pan over and catch the pole going.
Posted by: Steve L. at November 18, 2009 03:26 AM (Gkhxf)
Bill O'Reilly and John Gibson are right: The Left want to stop/destroy/ruin Christmas.
In Chelmsford, MA, an elementary school bans red and green wrapping paper because it might offend someone.
money quote: "One of the parents said, 'If we allow Santa, what do we say if a child brings in a swastika? Do we allow that too?' " McMillan said. "All I could think of was, are you kidding? You're comparing a Christmas ornament to a swastika? It seems as if reason is lost somewhere and I just hope we can find it again."
Weaslezippers has the story, but since it's a local story for me, I heard about it on the radio.
Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 03:31 AM (z37MR)
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Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2009 03:43 AM (SwkdU)
Depends on what color the candy canes are. If they're red & white, you'll be arrested.
Go with black; that's a safe color. And shape them like triangles instead of canes.
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Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2009 03:56 AM (SwkdU)
Heheh... yeah. Um, that's fake.
You have trouble with stuff like that.
It's because you "Want To Believe" I think.
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Posted by: The Gimp at November 18, 2009 04:32 AM (SwkdU)
OT - Did Obama give "Air" a BJ?
I was watching the video of the bow again and I think I have come to a different conclusion. Obama wasn't repeatedly bowing. I think he was giving oxygen and a one off. Judge for yourself.
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Posted by: The Friendly Polar Bear at November 18, 2009 05:52 AM (9qF+U)
I'm guessing it's real.
I've been to weddings where people makes spectacles of their drunken selves, and the rule that's always in force is Don't make an even bigger scene. So it makes sense to me that no one stopped her. (She'd have received nothing more than hints and dirty looks at the wedding, then her date would quietly scold her in a passive-agressive way on the way home, and then once everybody's out of their fancy clothes, the yelling begins. But that all happens off site and off camera.)
By the way, that video goes really well with this song:
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