1 Obama squats to pee.

2 Obama doesn't pee.  He exudes change and hope in liquified form.

Qwinn

3

I've been debating with myself and cobloggers about getting after Obama for his decidedly unmanly whiiiiiiiiining over. Every. God. Damn. Thing.

PUMAS are kinda fun, but it'd be more fun to read you doin' the write-up.  Rape barry's bleeding ass and make me smile.

4 OT, but if anyone wants to hear Mort Kondracke make a fool of himself, he's coming on Hewitt at about 4.07 PST.

5 Man, it sure is nice to have that pre-06 election Ace back for a while ( can't keep it up all the time- gets tiring) but I'm diggin' it. (I delighted with endless references to Webb's "penis in the mouth upside down" refenece back then)

6

Manliness scale: (10 being manliest)

10. McCain, Petreus, Chewbaca

9. Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin

8.

7.

6.

5.

4. Biden

3. Urkel

2. Obama, Ryan Seacrest

1. Liberace

I need you morons to help fill out the list....thanks

7 Gawd...he is such a nelli!
 Hey Barry....go beg Michelle to take your tiny little testicles out of the locked jar so you can borrow them for a few days, okay?
And this thing wants to be Commander in Chief? Of what?
 Code pink[O]?
  At least the secret service are there to help him get untangled from his tuu tuu.......

8 oops- by tiring, I didn't mean I tired of it - meant it's tiring for Ace

9 Homos and militant communists. Is there anything they can't do?

10 Homos and militant communists. Is there anything they can't do?

Increase a population?

Qwinn

11 And do I detect a tasty hint of Hillary backlash and MORE McCain votes from PUMAs if she does anything more than token help (maybe that's too much!):

Seattlegirl on 09.05.08 at 11:27 am

First let me say ICK! regarding the picture above and also I am not surprised and thanks for the information. The Dems have a long, long way to go to regain credibility with thinking women. They so don’t get it. And then I have to say I was solidly for Hillary, she was the best candidate, however she doesn’t own my vote or tell me who to vote for. AND I especially do not want to see a prick whipped Hillary on the campaign trail for BO and his band of beta male idiots. No one wants to see that and it is time for BO to stand up and take responsibility for his own future. Besides they will need someone to lead the party after their landslide loss and if Hillary has the stench of loss all over her then who will they go to?

It just gets BETTER. I get the feeling that if Hillary strumps for The Nominee(TM), like a good Party trooper is supposed to do, she's toast.

Gawd, are we ENJOYING rolling in the identity politics sewer or what?

I feel dirty.

12 "Becky" --- consider that stolen.

13

There's no recent post that this link fits in, but here is an amazingly prescient post from February of this year:

"Looking to the Vice Presidency"

http://minx.cc/?post=254203

The comments are very amusing, that is, if you like laughing at people whose judgments, predictions and then-attitudes have been proven hopelessly wrong by the events of this week and their comments during this week. (Hi, Jeff B).

 

14 PS Forgot to say Hi to Bart also.

15 I got a feevah, and the only cure is more Iowahawk!

Caribou Barbie! Oh fuck, that's funny.

16 Interesting that Princess O! is running to a typical white womanperson for help rather than the lovely and talented Michelle. (She's been mighty quiet, no?) Maybe Lemmiwinks can find a place for MO on his scale somewhere above Biden.

17 Caribou Barbie actually came out of D-Kos' "name that 'winger bitch" contest, Jeff. The amazing thing is, they thought it was an epithet. The correct thing is, they though it would stick...

18 Uh Ace, unless you want to be the first Google result for "teh gay" (not that there's anything wrong with that, but uh...you know what I mean...) maybe that should be a below the fold image. Many a computer monitor may be ruined by spontaneous drink spillage as well.

/just sayin'

19

That is a great flashback post, maxxman. The Ferguson vid was cool as well.

{quickly scanning for any embarassing prediction(s) I made. None, Whew}

Man, a bunch of you morons sure were moronic.

20 I really wonder what color Michelle's strap-on is.

21 Old meme: Barack was a community organizer; know who else was a community organizer ? Jesus New meme: Barack feels threatened by women; know who else felt threatened by women ? Mohammed

22 I just wanted to say thanks, Ace and crew - yours has been the go to blog on the Palin issue. Keep on rockin'.

23

That picture is seriously disturbing.

24 Yeah, here's my vote for throwing it under the fold, if possible.  Yecch.

Qwinn

25 Damn, I thought he thought it up, and we had exclusive rights...kinda like Heart.

26 Jen-Jis Khan was also a community organizer.

27

I went to the link.  Their photoshop with voter's booth is great. some NSFW words.

All Palin with tiny tiny words at the bottom that says something to the effect:

"Comes with an old Fundy man to ensure proper use."  

I know pumas in my office today flipped out when they saw the NYtimes story having Obama sending Hillary...until they read those last lines where aides were already pointing out other obligations Hillary had.

Then there was much cackling.....

28 One thing I've noted coming out of all this is that Hillary has, somehow, morphed into an "experienced" candidate.

Compared to Obambi, maybe.  But compared to McCain, or even Palin?  C'mon.  Unless you really count 8 years as First Lady with her one single policy initiative turning into a laughing stock experience.  Otherwise her experience -is- pretty much comparable to Obama's.

Qwinn

29

I really wonder what color Michelle's strap-on is.

She has a 10" black one she likes to call "Black Power".  Her other one is a 5" pinkish-tan one that she calls "White Guilt".

30 I know there's a lot of old school liberal feminism over there, but DAMN....there's also a lot of seriously funny shit going on.

I think a college drop-out like Karl Rove, who makes it all the way to the highest pedestal of power in the world, is absolutely flat-out tickled pink that half of his party is made up of people who have never been inside an Institute of Contemporary Art or an Ivy League library, but yet can still beat the political crap out of every lily-livered weakling in the Whole Foods parking lot. I think they LOVE that stuff.

Why.... yes we do.

31 shit...

32

'...That picture is seriously disturbing'...

Are you kidding???...those boys are crazy HOT!!!

 

33 Ace, you made me mad with all the ragging this last week, but to tease me with that picture and then take it away... that was gobsmackingly vile of you.  You bitch.

34 IF there is any vestige of his Muslim schooling still rolling around in him, getting beat by a girl has to just make him stone cold crazy.Snowmama is just driving him nuts,

35 So, Obama... I gotta ask you... what is it, would you say, you actually do here?

36 That Iowahawk piece is the best tongue-in-cheek stuff I've read all day.

37 "I think that the number of votes brought in by Palin (As opposed to Romney/Pawlenty/etc) will be in the multiple millions."

Don't forget the votes taken away from Barry by her making him look like a girly-man.

38

Clearly, Barry's balls have a very small coefficient of dippability (d_c).

Hope that's not too technical.

39

PUMAS are kinda fun

Their vagina voting booth at the link is a hoot - not to mention that it just reminded me that it's time to get a pap smear. I'm liking these chicks. They're beating on Obama like an angry pimp with a coat hanger.

40

Amazing.  Some are even ready to throw Hillary under the bus if she comes out against Palin.

Qwinn

41 Wow, those comments from February are spooky. (Racist!) The eman there would kick the shit out of me.

42

I'm not actually sure (and I live in Chicago)... and I don't know if it's actually an official city position, or something you just claim to be like I don't know "Leader of the Black People" (Al Sharpton).

But I think what a Community Organizer actually does, besides the corrupt stuff, is drag hobos and dead people into voting booths basically.

That's his job. Bring the bus round the old people's home and make sure the Alzheimer's patients know that if they 'like Ike' they can just let you fill out the ballot for them.

43 Qwinn? Hollowpoint?

44

For those who didn't read to the end of Dave's post:

"And Sarah? Call me."

Dave Burge: He deigns to lead us.

45 It's a perfect move for Obama. He gets his two biggest threats--Hillary and Palin--to fight against each other. I suspect the Hillary is too smart to try it. She does not need to go down with that ship. Sarah is too popular, and Hillary has almost nothing to gain. She'd rather run in '12 than in '16.

46

Qwinn?

Hollowpoint?

I like to make fun of people who sign their posts.

Qwinn

47 oic

48

People who don't have cool names shouldn't sign their posts. 

Hmmm....should I sign this?

49 The quoted part of the post has a remarkable Aceish quality to it.  Weird.

50

The coolest name I've seen on this website has to be Entropy.

- Ent, um, llers McEllerstein

51 Maxxman -

You're right, that old post is some seriously funny shit.  Obviously my opinion back then looks foolish now, but cut me some slack: the look of this race was COMPLETELY different back then.  I was still assuming Hillary would be the nominee, for chrissakes, a fact which would have probably made McCain choose a different candidate.  I honestly didn't predict how McCain would run rings around Obama in the way he ran his media campaign (those great August ads that turned The One into a celebrity fluffball), nor how he was going to sell himself to America.  Remember, his pitch has changed quite a bit since February: he's no longer running a 'negative' campaign (in the objective sense) that's merely about how Obama sucks.  He turned the McCain/Palin ticket into a honest-to-goodness positive alternative of reform.  And that's the biggest thrill of all. 

Additionally, I just didn't know enough about Palin back then.  Objectively speaking, the fact that she lacks a lot of experience is still technically correct -- let's not turn into Obamoid moonbats by trying to claim otherwise -- but I hadn't grasped the reality that the experience she has is still more credible than anything Obama brings to the table.  More importantly, I didn't think we would ever have a chance in hell of SELLING that point to the public, through the media or our own efforts.  It seems we're pulling it off now, and that's a fucking miracle.  And hey, look at the difference between the Palin of that video and the woman we've seen recently.  She was significantly less polished at the time of that video, IMHO. 

Finally, check out my comments here from the point where she was announced as the candidate: nobody can accuse me of being anything less than 100% on board.  Sometimes you just don't understand how you'll feel about a candidate, on a gut level, until you experience it.  Like a hell of a lot of people - Ace included - the Palin pick really energized me (to quote The One) "beyond my wildest dreams."

52 Wow, those comments from February are spooky.

I have since became a kinder, gentler Bart.

53 Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Mommy, the big girl beat me up in the playground.. Wahhhhhhhhh!!!

Michelle, where are you? Milky Loads?? Hillary???

54 >>maxxman at September 05, 2008 07:10 PM (OYeDg) I stand by my statements of 7 months ago. It doesn't matter who McCain runs with, if he wins, we still get McCain. If the all the reports are correct, McCain wanted Lieberman or Ridge and was forced into taking Palin by his advisors and threats of a meltdown at the convention. There's a reason 90% of us didn't like, forget about wouldn't vote for, McCain a few months ago. Palin seems great, but if McCain wins you better hope you have your fill of her by Nov. 4. You won't be seeing much of her after that unless some world leader dies.

55 Palin bringing together Morons and Feminists. Is there nothing she can not do?

56 I was bitter and clingy back in February. The GOP did everything possible to destroy Conservatism.

Thanks to Obama, I'm now full of Hope!

57 That Palin is still a Snow-billy.

58 JackStraw is right. Reading that old thread reminded that even if McCain wins, it'll sorta be a Pyrrhic victory.

 

59 we want doogie howser in Undercover Brother screaming I AM NOT A SISSY!!!!!

60

People who don't have cool names shouldn't sign their posts. 

Hmmm....should I sign this?

Posted by: SlaveDog at September 05, 2008 07:49 PM (6Gy0q)

All dog-themed names are by definition, cool.

61

Damn, I am not easily offended by misogynist humor, but that voting booth 'shop is just vile.  Makes me wanna go all amazon PMS bitch to defend Our Sarah.

All this Palinmania has been a blast, but I'm just a little sad that Mac didn't pick Eric Cantor.  The Jew-baiting on the Left would have been comedy gold and this site would have gone down from all the hits.

I also think we all got ***fished in*** with those rumors about Mac really wanting Joe Lieberman.  No way in hell Maverick would not have said, "fuck you all, I like Joe and he's my wingman"  if he really wanted him.  No, he really wanted to win the goddamned election, and I really think he wants to beat Barack Obama's ass badly.  He knows about Barack's issues with women and THAT's why he did it.  All the crowds and the media shitting their bed was just gravy.  He wanted to get inside Obama's head and tell him "motherfucker, I am coming after you and I have a big old pair and you don't." 

62

Posted by: rockmom at September 05, 2008 08:23 PM (iZqUY)

Holy Cow!  That's the funniest fucking thing I've read all week.

I can't stop laughing. Son of Bitch.

63

...'Snowmama is just driving him nuts'...

 

He said, Snowmama...heh-heh...heh-heh.  SnoooooowMaMa...SnoooooooowMAMA....heh-heh.

64 Between this and the race card, the One sure looks like a whiny little bitch.

65 >>I also think we all got ***fished in*** with those rumors about Mac really wanting Joe Lieberman. No way in hell Maverick would not have said, "fuck you all, I like Joe and he's my wingman" if he really wanted him. No, he really wanted to win the goddamned election, and I really think he wants to beat Barack Obama's ass badly Those two things are not inconsistent. McCain could have wanted Lieberman or Ridge, which I absolutely believe he did given that they are two of his best friends from the Senate, and also knowing it would have demonstrated to a large part of the electorate that he was "willing to reach out his hand to anyone that would help me". But he also could have come to realize, through constant beatings from his advisors, pro-life leaders, conservative leaders, etc. that if he did it he risked losing the core of his party and any shot at the election. Or you can believe that McCain picked somebody he had met once before, who, what ever we want to say about it, has very little experience and doesn't match up with him ideologically and temperamentally nearly as well as say, Tom Ridge. I don't doubt McCain ultimately picked her to help him win. That's why candidates chose VP's, to help them win by shoring up weaknesses either electorally or resume wise. Look how excited the conservative and Independent woman are about a campaign they has at best lukewarm interest in a week ago. Mission accomplished. But it doesn't mean McCain really wanted to do this, has changed his views on policy or the office of the VP, a position he has stated has two requirements, attending funerals and asking daily about the health of the president.

66

``Manliness scale: (10 being manliest)

10. McCain, Petreus, Chewbaca

9. Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin

8.

7.

6.

5...''   etcetera....

Dunno about Chewbacca, but Todd Palin sure belongs on that #10 line.  And I'd put Giuliani in the 7 or 8 slot. 

67

So if Obambi is really crying to Hillary for help, she is in a quandary.

1) She can be a good Dem soldier and come out swinging for Bambi; the downside being, this makes him look like even more of a pussy, sinking the ticket.

2) She tells Obama to fuck off; 'you wanted Joe Biden, well- you got 'im, Skippy'. McCain/Palin continues climb in the polls.

Either option helps clear the way for open Dem nomination in '12. Which is what she wants.

My guess is she splits the difference (always triangulating) and does some half-assed, 'satisfies the minimum required' campaigning.

68

  61 RockMom wrote,

  I also think we all got fished in with those rumors about Mac really wanting Joe Lieberman. No way in hell Maverick would not have said, "fuck you all, I like Joe and he's my wingman" if he really wanted him.

  No, he really wanted to win the goddamned election, and I really think he wants to beat Barack Obama's ass badly.

  He knows about Barack's issues with women and that's why he did it. All the crowds and the media shitting their bed was just gravy. He wanted to get inside Obama's head and tell him "motherfucker, I am coming after you and I have a big old pair and you don't."

  I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

69 it shouldn't be Caribou Barbie.  Barbie was blonde.  Her friend Midge was a brunette.  Allan was her boyfriend, not that homo Ken.

70

Who wrote this:

"Woo hoo!

Let's hear it for the 2008 version of Mondale/Ferraro."

71 Bolton would be a 9.5

72

Obama's petulant bitchery when he's criticized is cosmically annoying, but at least it's true to his nature. I think John Kerry's phony macho blustering when he's called out as a douchebag may be worse. Hey Johnny, we're not buying the Charles Bronson act from a guy who gets weekly manicures and $200 haircuts.

 

73 maxxman: enjoy it while it lasts.

Bart is not wrong very often.

74 That February '08 post was the second time we saw that Fergussen video with Palin. Does anyone remember when the first time was?

75

My hometown was founded in 1857. We haven't seen a community organizer around there since then.

Maybe community organizers are the people who write all the silly rules for HOA's.

76

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2008 08:18 PM (Ds4I5)

All dog-themed names are by definition, cool.

In fact, they are the definition of cool.

77

Chris Matthews,

Have you got that tingle up your leg yet?

Another point,

How long before someone starts selling Sara moose burgers?  Well, it is illegal, but WTF.

78 Bolton would be a 9.5

Posh!  Bolton is just the current host.  Mustasche = 12.0

79
Palin = AC Shelby Cobra (427CID)
Obama= Toyota Prius

80 "Palin seems great, but if McCain wins you better hope you have your fill of her by Nov. 4. You won't be seeing much of her after that unless some world leader dies." JackStraw, you're correct, but the way I look at it, McCain is offering me a wager, and that wager is that one of those funerals Palin will be attending won't be his. I'm willing to take that bet. I'm not just voting against Hedley Lamar, I'm voting for Saracuda.

81 Yeah, sorry about the name signing thing, but when you've been doing the innertubes since the BBS software code that could autosign your posts for you was considered too much of a memory hog, well, old habits die hard.

Qwinn

82

the pear shaped brigades will not come to baby jesus's rescue.

83 ... He [Obama] told Kellman that he feared community organizing would never allow him "to make major changes in poverty or discrimination." To do that, he said, "you either had to be an elected official or be influential with elected officials." In other words, Obama believed that his chosen profession was getting him nowhere, or at least not far enough. Personally, he might end up like his father; politically, he would fail to improve the lot of those he was trying to help. And so, Obama told Kellman, he had decided to leave community organizing and go to law school. Kellman, who was already thinking of leaving organizing himself, found no reason to argue with him. "Organizing," Kellman tells me, as we sit in a Chicago restaurant down the street from the Catholic church where he now works as a lay minister, "is always a lost cause." Obama, circa late 1987, might or might not have put it quite that strongly. But he had clearly developed serious doubts about the career he was pursuing.

84

Metro-boy has never been in a real campaign before.

His run for state legislator included his team challedging every Dem petition in the primary and got enough signatures on each one to have them thrown off the ballet.

His run for senate had his people first open the sealed divorce record of his Dem opponant.  He then dropped out.  Then his people got the sealed divorce records of his Repub opponenat opened, John Ryan - he was married to Jeri Ryan (7 of 9, looked like a 9 in her outfits on Star Trek). He dropped out of the race.

Now he is in the big leagues with no experience whatsoever.  His managers were shrewed enough to force the issue on the caucases before anybody knew who he was.  Then he had Hilary and her supporters attacked for being women.  He was just barely able to hang on with the MSM sucking on his ass the whole way.  It was a pretty easy primary.

Now he's in an actual campaign against an old WARHORSE.  McCain just out-manuevered him during the conventions and he is clueless about what to do when his path isn't strewn with rose petals. 

He has to get his balls back from Michelle if he wants to get through this with a reputation as a man.  I hope he continues to feel pain until the Dems cut out his heart and eat it for fucking up this election.

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