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September 08, 2008

Piper Palin in 2044!
— Jack M.

I'll see your Chelsea Clinton and raise you Piper "Firestarter" Palin.

Video swiped from The Weekly Standard blog. Go check them out so I feel less guilty.

Posted by: Jack M. at 05:32 AM | Comments (41)
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1 Hell, Trig Palin in (whenever)!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 08, 2008 05:36 AM (4L5Tl)

2 I have to vote for her, otherwise she might set me on fire.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 08, 2008 05:36 AM (FO+YO)

3 Anyone who can give a saliva bath to an infant at a nominating convention is aces with me.

Posted by: RH Potfry at September 08, 2008 05:45 AM (EQv0b)

4 Apparently spitting on an incest tardbaby is now acceptable political speech.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan, Conservative at September 08, 2008 05:49 AM (TXp3z)

And it came to pass in the 44^th year of the new century that a new barbarian warrior queen of the Palin clan came to rule the free lands from the throne that was her mothers before her; a throne built upon a mountain of hippy skulls. Her enemies beheld her and were sore afraid.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 08, 2008 05:49 AM (6BgmB)

6 Ok, I know I am a guy and not supposed to this, but...

Awwwwwww!

There! I said it.

Posted by: Tushar at September 08, 2008 05:52 AM (PTWes)

7 This is making me flashback to Giuliani's little terror...

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 08, 2008 05:55 AM (MMC8r)

8 And she probably knows there are only 50 states, not 57.

Posted by: eddiebear at September 08, 2008 05:55 AM (wnU1W)

9 I like the part where she was motioning the rest of the family to stand up in response to the applause. A budding leader.

Posted by: peterargus at September 08, 2008 05:59 AM (2P9jn)

10 Did you watch her when the family came on stage after Gov. Palin's speech? She was just diggin' it. She really loved the crowd and the applause. Not only not intimidated by the mob scene, she was lovin' it. I think she is the one to watch. Heck, if her politics are anything like her mother's she's got my vote.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 08, 2008 06:03 AM (jDpso)

That kid is cute!

(But "awwwwwww" is still teh ghey, Tushar.)

Posted by: leftyMcDouchenozzle at September 08, 2008 06:09 AM (TVjed)

12 I'm sure she'd be for the surge, too. And not be against it AFTER it succeeds, like some other moron candidate we know.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2008 06:10 AM (xQ52y)

13 Damn sock puppets are like boogers! You can't hardly flick em off!

Posted by: captkidney at September 08, 2008 06:13 AM (TVjed)

14 That kid is adorable.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 08, 2008 06:14 AM (pzen5)

15 That is one "get out in front" little lady.

She'll lead from the front and that'll get my vote.

Posted by: Redhead Infidel at September 08, 2008 06:18 AM (M2upF)

16 Compare and contrast:

At the Republican convention, you get to see adorable little girls holding babies.

At rhe Democrat convention, you get to see aging lesbians dancing.

I ask you, which is better?

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 08, 2008 06:18 AM (FO+YO)

17 And do you know who a Piper Palin candidacy benefits the most? MITT ROMNEY!!!

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 08, 2008 06:19 AM (65urP)

18

Simply breathtaking. A Christianist prop employs another in the service of the Myth of Compassion. But she will not answer questions, for the wrong ones will be asked even though only answers can be wrong. And thus out of the mouths of babes -- nothing.

A reader writes: Keep up the good work. I shall. These children shall not trimuph for their mother's childishness. Indeed, it is too much to call them children. The word is "Childists."

Quote of the Day: "Two beagles are not "French kissing" merely because their tongues touch while licking Alpo off your engorged penile-glute." Oscar Wilde, cocksucking George Orwell

Posted by: AndrewSOCSullivan at September 08, 2008 06:20 AM (VKn7o)

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 08, 2008 11:18 AM (FO+YO)

So in the great tradition of our country let's compromise: adorable lesbian babes dancing!

Posted by: John at September 08, 2008 06:20 AM (65urP)

20 Fatherhood will mess you up won't it Tushar ?
Hope your babies are doing well and growing like weeds. That goes for all the other new parents as well .

Posted by: aubrey at September 08, 2008 06:34 AM (q/Z0+)

Ha! She's a Lightworker. Lightbringer. Lightwaver. LightBrightoperator. Whatever.

She can explode liberal heads like a Scanner.

Piper Palin = windshield

Obama = bug

Posted by: Dogstar at September 08, 2008 06:36 AM (6AcsH)

22 "10 I like the part where she was motioning the rest of the family to stand up in response to the applause. A budding leader."

I caught that when it happened, and I agree, a budding, aware or her surroundings and the circumstances, inside the OODA loop leader.

The momma-kitty slicking down the hair thing gets and "Awwwwww" from me every time I see it.

And there are several other maternal love things that she does with the baby that are so genuine the make you realize how cold and hard the world has gotten.

Posted by: Larry Sheldon at September 08, 2008 07:06 AM (OmeRL)

23 She's so cute it's hard to believe that she's probably bagged and field dressed a moose or two and can drive a snow machine fifty miles through a blizzard to get to school.

Posted by: Reiver at September 08, 2008 07:14 AM (Yi1Sk)

24 There probably will be 57 states by then; Cuba, Southern Alberta, among a few I can think of.

Posted by: narciso at September 08, 2008 07:38 AM (XWJh5)

After seeing the Piper-Trig connection, I had to post this link for an article from the Wash Times:

Palin raises hope for parents of disabled kids

I still say the Trig is the hidden math, that Obama went from one to a zero when Trig was concieved (@Sept2007 ?) , Trig stole the One, God threw it in his chromosones, and now Obama must face his Zero status.

The KOs might have created an occassion of sin for the MSM, but the MSM committed the sin, and the Great Zero commited a sin of ommision by not stopping it instantly. What sin you ask? In politics, you are supposed to kiss the babies of strangers, not slap them around and never impale them on spears. By not acting, Zero showed his true yellow colors, and maybe it was above his pay grade ... or merely above his intelligence and executive leadership 'talents'.

Now Zero will face the truth that we have already known, he will now be slapped around and impaled by his own people. This will happen after enough of the MSM are made an example of in the de-press room, beheaded and impaled by thier own actions. And who says that God doesn't have a sense of humor?

Posted by: Cromagnum at September 08, 2008 07:42 AM (HWRBX)

26 She's really cute, and has remarkable poise for a seven-year-old.

Posted by: Annalucia at September 08, 2008 07:50 AM (OMiLl)

27 Piper has the character of two people. What a hoot.

And the spit-comb of her little brother? The best, live Norman Rockwell moment I've ever seen.

"Awwwwwww" is right.

Posted by: Anonymous'teh ghey'Drivel at September 08, 2008 08:03 AM (sI5Ho)

28 Has anyone else looked into whether they showed the spit-comb closeup on the monitor live at the convention?
During the speech, when Piper did this, it seemed to me like Gov. Palin paused and looked at the house monitors. She kinda grinned while continuing the speech.
Anybody notice this?
Sorta like, well, that's what kids do, smile and move on from Palin.
I loved it.
Am I wrong?

Posted by: j.pickens at September 08, 2008 08:04 AM (qAP/7)

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26 Cromagnum wrote, "The KOs might have created an occasion of sin for the MSM, but the MSM committed the sin, and the Great Zero committed a sin of omission by not stopping it instantly. What sin you ask? In politics, you are supposed to kiss the babies of strangers, not slap them around and never impale them on spears. By not acting, Zero showed his true yellow colors, and maybe it was above his pay grade ... or merely above his intelligence and executive leadership 'talents'."

Exactly what I wrote about last week.

Obama's passive-aggressive stance after a mild, token 'please dont' is transparently thin. If he wants to be the leader of the Free World, this is the best chance he'll ever have to show leadership.

McCain is betting his whole campaign on lack of character on the part of the news media and Barack Obama. He's winning big.

Posted by: Looking Glass at September 08, 2008 08:24 AM (/j9WY)

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29 j.pickens wrote, "During the speech, when Piper did this, it seemed to me like Gov. Palin paused and looked at the house monitors. She kinda grinned while continuing the speech.

Sorta like, well, that's what kids do, smile and move on from Palin. I loved it. Am I wrong?

You are absolutely right. The Palins live in the real world. Obama and the MSM are tightly-optimized for the Washington D.C. cocktail circuit.

Put them in a situation that's one degree off and they come off as Stepford Androids, 'drawing aside the hem of their garments' in disdain at the beauty of the real world.

Posted by: Looking Glass at September 08, 2008 08:31 AM (/j9WY)

31 Now that is a happy, confident, well-loved child. Utterly adorable. Piper '44!!

Posted by: MDH3 at September 08, 2008 08:36 AM (4u+LN)

32

Fuanglada wanted Piper for President 2 days ago.

Fuanglada noted 4 days ago that Palin is Presidential material.

That second link is where I go when the Palin Derangement Syndrome in the MSM gets to be too much. Recommended.

Another site to watch is Housewives for Palin. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Looking Glass at September 08, 2008 08:38 AM (/j9WY)

33 Anyone else thinks she looks like a young Kaylee from Firefly? Tony South Haven,MI

Posted by: Tony LaVanway at September 08, 2008 08:54 AM (aHH1C)

34 Firestarter Piper has panache!!!

Posted by: Bob T at September 08, 2008 10:35 AM (H4Nk8)

35 It's so wrong: Sarah Palin action figures

Posted by: mrp at September 08, 2008 11:13 AM (HjPtV)

36 I watched the speech. That was a remarkably charming moment. Trig has a sister who loves him. Biden does the same thing, but with his own hair plugs. It's . . . just not as charming.

Posted by: Chas at September 08, 2008 01:12 PM (tf4qU)

37 "Has anyone else looked into whether they showed the spit-comb closeup on the monitor live at the convention?"

Yep, and it was great!

btw - I sent this vid to a lib I know. Typical response -

"May as well run her now. She has as much experience as her mother."

To which I responded, "She certainly has more maturity than Obama!"

Posted by: Ann at September 08, 2008 01:20 PM (c3H+i)

38 If you haven't seen all the pics and photos and the campaign ad that Sarah and McCain's daughter have done, go check it out:

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Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at September 08, 2008 03:45 PM (eDdOG)

39 Update on that Palin is Presidential Material post... #33... It is now labeled "Alert... McCain quits Presidential bid" New captions...

http://fuanglada.wordpress.com/

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