1 That would be that Diane Sawyer is cookoo for Barack-o-Puffs.

In all fairness, I sounded that drunk on election night.  And inaguaration night.  And probably will for quite a few nights in the next 4 years.  Obama is the best thing that ever happened to Budweiser.

2 In order:

Not gettin' any.

Gettin' too much.

Gettin' it, but ... ew.

3 ...So I was in the store tonight- an African-American woman cut in front of a white dude at the checkout line (I'm pretty confident that that's the way it happened, anyway. I'd seen the dude when I'd first gotten in my line, hadn't noticed the woman). The woman's friend showed with a cartful of things. The dude protested. The woman's reply: "Well, Barack Obama won!"

I got out of there a couple minutes later, security had shown up by the time I left.

...Not much more I can add to that.

4 Diane has an excuse...she's drunk and stupid.  She's also a journalist, which means she has the ethics of a ferret.

5 Hate to double post, but missed the first two.  The NFL is, if this gets out, making a grave mistake.  I thought the same thing when they spent the halftime show for the late game Sunday with Katie Couric blathering on about The One.  What the f*@k is KATIE COURIC doing on an NFL broadcast ?!

And as for Our Beloved Messiah snubbing the troops.  I can't get worked up over that.  Who among us would expect him to do anything else ?  But yes- spread that information far and wide.  The squishy middle needs to see this ass-clown for what he really is.

6 Every time I see Barry on TV in the Oval office looking like a kid playing dress-up I wanna puke

Is this nightmare over yet?

7 Look, just Google "<your county> RNC", okay?  Just do it, and start buckling down... and then by the next time I swing by, maybe we can both get through it.  MO's ass isn't gonna get any smaller, and I can only do so much of that delta-vee shit, IYKWIMAITYD.

8 The march of the lemmings.
..and we saw it coming..

9
Hey ... now wait JUST A FUCKING MINUTE!

10 At least link to Sarah Palin's speech - jeebus! What other hope do we have right now?

11 ..#1..Obama is the best thing that ever happened to Budweiser.
EU!!!! (European Union).. switch brands!

Obama is the best thing that ever happened to Gun Sales! FIFY..

12 9 Stinky little otter wannabee's don't count! OK?

13

Re: The (possible) D-bags at the NFL, I sent them this message:

I’m sure that I am not the first to send this comment, but I just heard that you (the NFL) will not be allowing our military color guard to watch this year’s Super Bowl in Tampa Bay.  I have been debating whether or not to watch the game this year because it is on NBC and I absolutely despise Keith Olbermann, and I think this completely stupid decision (assuming this is true) to not allow my fellow servicemen to watch the game has made my debate much easier.  I guess I will just watch some UFC or hockey instead.  I would respectfully ask that you rectify this situation (again, if true) immediately, and allow my fellow servicemen to watch the game after presenting our nation’s colors.

Respectfully,

SGT PDizzle,

USAR

14 I'll ask if he's cool with giving his email out in case you have a tip or suggestion, or want to open blog an overnight thread yourself.

Be sure to sign Jenjhis up for lots of midget leper porn, generic yak viagra offers, alpaca farm opportunities, ShamWow wholesaling offers and the RNC donation page.

15 The RNC donation page? You really are an ill tempered cur.

16 BARACK OBAMA IS A WAR CRIMINAL

Okay, not in my book. But in the left's book. And we can't let them forget that.

-Let's leave torture and other forms of coercive interrogation out of this. Let's assume that Obama has banned those practices.

-Interrogations aside, the left has constantly told us that merely holding prisoners in Gitmo, in little chain-link pens, isolated from each other, is a war crime.

-Obama has signed an executive order that will close Gitmo within a year, but does nothing to change the basic conditions there.

-Obama is therefore continuing the Bush's administration's basic practices at Gitmo

-Obama could, if he wanted to, immediately order that these detainees be put up in swanky housing, or at least held under conditions that would fall within the letter of the Geneva Conventions.

-Obama, therefore, is operating in violation of the Geneva Conventions, and thus is a WAR CRIMINAL.

17 That ShamWow guy.... hey camera guy, are you getting this ?  Did you know he used to be the pilot of Marine One, and is the licensed surgeon that is gonna remove that beauty queen's lower extremities???

Me either, cause it ain't true.

But my sources do tell me that he is currently psychiatrically whispering Chirac's "clinically depressed" mop of a mutt.

18 The RNC donation page? You really are an ill tempered cur.

Eh. I've been on a roll lately.

19 Yeah, but are you a public fister?

20

No Super Bowl for me. I will boycott the sponsors. No Coke for me, no Budweiser, no whatever. I do not put up with slighting the services, especially the Marine Corps. And no, I will not be getting along with Obama.

 

21 I can thank Obama and his adoring fans this election season for one thing:  saving me from horrible tv shows.  Because I'm so fed up with anti-repub/conservative bias on fictions shows, I just delete them from my DVR instead of wasting a full hour or more hoping they'll.... change.
Case in point:
The Lie to Me premiere episode.  I got through the first five minutes until they took potshots at Vice President Cheney and President Bush.

22 Heh.

No, but after reading the phrase "lock up the world's most dangerous weapons" in his fucking bio, my asshole is starting to ache.

23 Another thing. The best thing that the services could do is pull their color guard. Make the NFL pay for their stupidity.

24

18 The RNC donation page? You really are an ill tempered cur.

The GOP seems to be giving the conservatives this message: "fuck off and die". Some conservative friends of mine are talking about joining the Democrat party and subverting them from within. It might just work with the Blue Dogs and Clintonoids looking to take the party away from the socialists and Kostards. What do you fellow Morons think?

25 Harry, we can't even get them to quit sending the Blue Angels to San Fran. No way the DoD would sack up for this. Hell, they'll hide behind the regs on accepting gifts.

26

*sniffle*

I was just about to post one, but the Cruel One has taken it away from me.

But yeah, I set up a gmail account for the BCS liveblogging flop, so send whatever floats yer' boat. Of course, the account leads directly to DaveInTexas' account. He likes e-mail. More than life itself.

*sniffle*

27 G'night, cockholsters. It's 11:30 and I gotta work tomorrow....shit, do you bastards ever sleep?

Operation Pipewrench!

/dead horse + lead pipe

28 That's a losing proposition, kda, you'll never match the fringe left in dedication, numbers, activism or most importantly, fundraising.

29 It might just work with the Blue Dogs and Clintonoids looking to take the party away from the socialists and Kostards. What do you fellow Morons think?

Way ahead of you. We were talking about that very subject about 8 hours ago. Check the Ace mondo-post.

30 I am with you on that, Harry.  But they'll just go get some ROTC group (we still have ROTC, right ?) and make that into some grand gesture about "the children".

Here's my real question with the NFL thing.... are they also kicking out the ridiculous bands that play at halftime, and the other extraneous folk that do all that silly shit in the pre-game ?

And for the record, I don't watch Super Bowls usually, for three reasons:

1.  God considers it a sin for professional football to be played in February.
2.  It's not football.  It's 60 minutes of sport wrapped in 2 weeks of commerce.  (stealing a line from George Will there)
3.  Football is supposed to be played outside, on grass, at all times.  If it snows, rains, sleets, is cold, tough titty, lil' kitty.  Rotate the games through the cities, and let the fat-cat corporate sponsors live with it.  Best thing about playing it in Tampa ?  Potential tsunami and/or freak hurricane.  (sorry Gulf Coast, but I gotta have standards)

31 Don't give in, genghis, be a rebel like me. Post that overnight thread without asking permission.

Don't give in to this patriarchal hegemony!

DOWN WITH THE MAN!

(don't be surprised if your post gets deleted, however, lol)

32 That's a losing proposition, kda, you'll never match the fringe left in dedication, numbers, activism or most importantly, fundraising.

Not necessarily. Just need to get some cracks in the wall of Dem party unity. Let the libtards' natural orthodoxy and paranoia do the rest. Like what happened to Lieberman, but on a smaller scale. Either way, we need to gain the initiative. Get them reacting to US for a change.

33

The NFL is, if this gets out, making a grave mistake.

I'm sure that every celebtard who performs will be given complimentary luxury box tickets, we'll see plenty of cameo crowd shots of them. I wonder how Springsteen will look in his luxury box while he's caring for the working man.

34 Just thought of another reason I don't watch the SB much.... I'm a baseball fan.

College FB, especially the SEC, sure.  Pro, not so much.  I'm a baseball fan.

To steal another line from George Will- Baseball is a habit.  Football is a spectacle.

35 Joe Schuster.  Is he related to David "Sucker of Cock" Schuster?

36 What's wrong with Soetero?  That's easy, he's a shitbag.

37 Nope, Dems will just use you and toss you. You'll actually have a better chance with the 'pubs.

Work with your local party on municipal, county and state reps. That's where the bench for national office comes from.

38

28 That's a losing proposition, kda, you'll never match the fringe left in dedication, numbers, activism or most importantly, fundraising.

If the economy stays in the crapper, and a few more Madoffs pop up, there might not be the cornucopia of fundraising they've enjoyed these last few years.

There are plenty of people who vote Dem who aren't unwashed moonbats, they seem to resemble and talk like normal people until the subject of Bush or Obama is brought up. There are Dems who don't like rap music, softcore porn on tv, don't think kindergarteners should be taught how to use a dental dam, etc.

39 I forgot that the Boss was gonna be there.  Well that changes EVERYTHING.  I'll certainly NOT watch it now.

Robert Wuhl (no conservative, he) had the best lines about Springsteen and liberalism a few decades ago.  The state song of New Jersey is (or was) Born to Run, by Bruce.  And it includes the lines "Baby this town breaks the bones of your back, it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap, we gotta get out while we're young...."

Dumbass liberals thought that was a good song for what ?  State pride ?  Tourism ?  No, like all liberal politicians they got on their knees and sucked every drop of celebrity wannabe-ism they could from anyone "pretty" they could find.

(Make your own Bill/Monica joke here)

40 Diane has an excuse...she's drunk and stupid. She's also a journalist, which means she has the ethics of a ferret. he's drunk and stupid. FTFY

41 David "Sucker of Cock" Schuster? oooh, I likey...I see a google bomb in the making.

42 More than when Britney and Paris sucked Geithner and Blago off on the same weekend that Caroline Kennedy and Barack Obama found common ground with their love of Nancy Pelosi, the Oscars, Kate Winslett, and Fuck You Penguin ?

Just asking.

43 Megyn Kelly is on Redeye right now.

Bunk.

44 Humbly submitted for the overnight's perusal.

45 Megyn and Mike Baker.  On nights like this I almost wish Redeye was 2 hours.

46 For those of you who are just as disgusted as I am, you can contact the following people of the NFL.

National Football League – Roger Goodell, Commissioner - 212-450-2000
Buffalo Bills – Ralph Wilson, Owner – 716-648-1800
Miami Dolphins – Stephen Ross, Majority Owner, 888-346-7849
New England Patriots – Robert Kraft, Owner - 508-543-2561
New York Jets – Robert Eoof Johnson IV, Owner - 516-560-8200
Indianapolis Colts – Jim Irsay, Owner - 317-297-7000
Houston Texans – Bob McNair - 866-GO-TEXANS
Jacksonville Jaguars – Wayne Weaver - 877-4 JAGS TIX
Tennessee Titans -  K.S. “Bud” Adams, Owner - 615-565-4200
Cincinnati Bengals – Mike Brown - 513-621-8383
Cleveland Browns – Randy Lerner - 440-891-5050
Baltimore Ravens – Steve Bisciotti, Owner - 410-261-7283
Pittsburgh Steelers – Dan Rooney, Owner - 412-323-1200
Denver Broncos – Pat Bowlen, Owner – 720-258-3727
Kansas City Chiefs – Clark Hunt, Owner - 816-920-9400
Oakland Raiders – Al Davis, Managing General Partner – 800-949-2626
San Diego Chargers – Sean Spanos, President – 877-242-7437
Dallas Cowboys – Jerry Jones, Owner – 972-785-5000
New York Giants – John Mara, Owner - 201-935-8222
Philadelphia Eagles – Jeffrey Lurie, Owner - 215-463-5500
Washington Redskins – Daniel Snyder, Owner - 301-276-6050
Atlanta Falcons – Arthur M. Blank, Owner - 404-223-8444
Carolina Panthers – Jerry Richardson, Owner - 704-358-7800
New Orleans Saints – Tom Benson, Owner - 504-731-1700
Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Malcom Glazer, Owner - 813-879-2827
Chicago Bears – Virginia Halas McCaskey, Owner - 888-792-3277
Detroit Lions – William Clay Ford, Sr., Owner - 313-262-2000
Green Bay Packers – Mark Murphy, President/CEO - 920-569-7100
Minnesota Vikings – Zygi Wilf, Owner - 612-338-4537
Arizona Cardinals – Bill Bidwill, Owner - 602-379-0102
St. Louis Rams – Chip Rosenbloom, Owner - 314-982-7267
San Francisco 49ers – Denise DeBartolo York, Owner – 408-562-4949
Seattle Seahawks – Paul Allen, Owner – 206-381-7555

Some of these numbers may be the ticket office.  Kindly ask them for the business number.  Ask for the owner, you probably won’t get them but be polite with the person you’re talking to huge public relations mistake.

While your at it, please notify your Congressman and Senators.  If you do that let the NFL teams your calling know that also.

47 Worst topical phrase,......... Tot Mom. What the hell is wrong with Nancy Grace?

48 MK on Redeye?  Nice work Gutfield!!!

49 the first 3 days have been as horrible as I expected. The kool-aid drinkers are legion, and they do not acknowledge you if you say anything negative....for now,

50 What the hell is wrong with Nancy Grace?

Who the hell cares ?  She's an ambulance chaser with a microphone and a camera.  If men didn't kill their wives, and mothers didn't kill their babies, she'd be sacking groceries in Iowa.  (which isn't a bad gig.... one guy who did that is about to win a Super Bowl that I won't watch)

Sometimes there is too much news, and misery-mining harpies seem to be all the rage lately.  I wish they would all disappear.  (Greta, call your office)

51 I am behind Websense and thus could not follow the link to the 'NFL story'. Somebody fill me in please?

52 Jones, the color guard that will present the colors for the Superbowl will not be invited to stay and watch the game. They'll be escorted out of the stadium. Understandably, some folks don't like this shabby treatment of our troops.

Indeed, I was with the colorguard for the Pro-Bowl once (I was there as support, not one of the standard-bearers). We were all invited to enjoy the game from the sidelines.

53

Thanks Brad

I'm sure whatever explanation the NFL offers will smack of BS. How much room can the flag detail take up on the sidelines? Or is it the flag and the uniforms that are the problem?

54 50 What the hell is wrong with Nancy Grace?

http://tinyurl.com/ajls73

SNL parody of Nancy Grace (15 second commercial first)

55 I'm sure whatever explanation the NFL offers will smack of BS. How much room can the flag detail take up on the sidelines? Or is it the flag and the uniforms that are the problem?

Sure they'll come up with a total bullshit excuse along with all the ways they'll tell you that "nobody honors the troops more than the NFL" . This is NBC running the telecast this year, perhaps it upsets Keefums to see those Bush loving Marines out there watching the game. Or maybe they're taking up space the camera crews need to bring celebrity in the crowd shots to the viewers.

56

I guess with NBC doing the Super Bowl they will find ways to work in Krissy Matthews and The Olberdouchenozzle, and they will find a  way to get President Asshat involved as well.

But I got that beat. I work nights and sleep days; I will be asleep while my DVR records the Super Bowl. I wake up at midnight, unaware of the outcome, watch it on replay- and can fast forward thru everything that isn't football.

57 Umm, three years and 363 days or so until President Palin and Vice President Cheney (You did not really think he was gone for good, did you?) boot Teleprompter Jesus and whatever is left of Joe Biden into retirement.

58

Okay, serious question time - everytime I chomp down a rare top sirloin chased with a six pack, I get the shits.  Anyone else have this issue?  I sucked down maybe a pot of coffee a day at work, but I don't think that's the root cause here.

Oh, and it's going to be a long 4 years.

59 The problem with B.Hussien Obama is that he is a liberal waffle buttered up with hopenchange, and covered in syrupy sweet stimulus. Too bad he's loaded with the ex-lax of national debt, We are in for a lot of cramps and economic diarrhea.

60 Time to spread the word about the shabby treatment of the color guard so that everybody knows about it.  Despite all the quislings working for National Broadcasting Cumdumpsters, the last thing they need is for advertisers to get hinky about a backlash (does the fact that a lot of assfucks watch the fucking spectacle for the goddamn kumurshuls say that we're a nation top-heavy on shitheads?  why yes, I think it does) and yank 'em faster than Kwissy and Keef do their puds whenever Urkel approaches the teleprompter.  What are they gonna do, show Brooooooce Flinstone and fellow commie octogenarian Pete Seeger tossing each other's salads during timeouts?

61 This is NBC.  Naturally, they don't -want- to honor our troops, show the colors or anything like that.  They're doing this in the hopes that the troops will say "Screw this" and refuse to show the colors, thus relieving them of the uncomfortable tradition of displaying any patriotism.

Qwinn

62 Sorry, it's not NBC, it's the NFL.  Whatever.  Point is, they're trying to make any display of patriotism verboten, and this is their way of getting rid of that particular one.

Qwinn

63

They're doing this in the hopes that the troops will say "Screw this" and refuse to show the colors, thus relieving them of the uncomfortable tradition of displaying any patriotism.

Boy, they must not know (lol) or understand our troops, volunteers who will risk life and limb at a simple order from their superiors.  Gross oversimplification aside,  a message to Garcia springs to mind.

*IF* this is true - and that's big if, having been suckered in by many intarwebs rumors before - this is true, then fuck the NFL.  Seriously.  Fuck 'em long and hard.  When they figger out that most of their die hard supporters are those nasty beer-swilling redneck Red Staters, money will make them shut up, but they won't mean it.

Fuck 'em where it hurts:  the wallet.

64 Writing, talking and illustrating sex/fetish... Oh my!

  "BREAKING: Election of Virile Black Man Compels White Talk Radio Host to Contemplate Non-Consensual Sodomy..."

  Check it out, over at... Firedoglake.com

65 President Obama yesterday eliminated the most controversial tools employed by his predecessor against terrorism suspects. With the stroke of his pen, he effectively declared an end to the "war on terror," as President George W. Bush had defined it, signaling to the world that the reach of the U.S. government in battling its enemies will not be limitless.

66 And: What the hell is wrong with Barack Obama?

I can answer that, but my answer would be longer than Ace's mega post from yesterday.   Great post by the way.

67 Before everyone flies off the handle, lets make sure this is true, right? This has the smell of an email hoax that got someones mom, and exploded from there

68 I think Obama's afraid of the military. They're men and he's a limp-wristed metrosexual. He probably though he'd be booed, and he's probably correct.

69

What's this Barry is restricting access to his loving minions?

NEW YORK (AP) - News organizations that cover the White House sparred with the Obama administration on Thursday over access issues for photographers and rules for briefings.

"We're in an awkward phase and there will be bumps in the road," said Christopher Isham, CBS News Washington bureau chief. "Hopefully they will be speed bumps rather than obstacles."

 

It's a good thing our unbiased press has no problems with it. I'm sure they are just happy to be so close to their messiah.

 

70

Funny thing happened to me at the citibank drive thru this morning related to the thread on the women who called citibank.  In that thread there was an argument regard to whether it was racist to make a joke about what that woman's name might be. 

The teller this morning had to wait for me to quit laughing before I could tell her what I needed and when I finally was able to talk,  I apologized to Ladarsha and continued to conduct my business.

71

>Before everyone flies off the handle, lets make sure this is true, right?

 

Washington Post quoted at NRO

 

sorry shoulda incl link earlier

 

72 Bob,

If you are referring to the military booing President Obama, not going to happen. He is their Commander in Chief. They are professionals. Not a bunch of KosKidz.

73 J_Gocht makes me miss diderot's dog.

74

P.S. like any of us are going to follow a link to noted ATM fetishist site firedoglake.

 

75 In the Name of Obama, the Most Merciful, the Most Compassionate, I present greetings and blessing upon you. What the hell is wrong with Dianne Sawyer? She hasn't been laid since 1972? What the hell is wrong with the NFL? They let the bean-counters run the show? What the hell is wrong with Barack Obama? Nothing. He's The One. What the hell is wrong with you?

76 Diane Sawyer - drunken idiot.

NFL - taken over by the NHL. 

Don't dismiss me, just consider how you'd sabotage a rival.  Get one of the stars busted for dogfighting.  Done.  Get Pink to sing the theme song, considering most of the audience doesn't know who she is.  Done.  Put Olberwaffle on the air for his politics, which conveniently don't match those of your audience.  Yep.   You argue that's not the NFL, they just sold broadcast rights?  Would you sell your daughter to a child molester?  Now we'll kick out the Armed Forces while we're at war.  Done.  Not the moves of a smart business that wants to survive in trying economic times.

I tell you it's the NHL.  Waterboard Gretzky and he'll confess.

Obama?  If you don't know by now, just wait. 

77 Geithner declared "China is manipulating it's currency" yesterday.  First shot in a trade war?

78

Washington Post quoted at NRO

 

sorry shoulda incl link earlier

 

That i had no doubt, I on the other hand, should have been more specific, I meant the NFL color guard thing

79

Thatguy at January 23, 2009 09:52 AM (rkkZs)

Funny that article doesn't mention the Clinton administration at all.  Okay not really funny.

80

And in a broad swipe at the Bush administration's lawyers, Obama nullified every legal order and opinion on interrogations issued by any lawyer in the executive branch after Sept. 11, 2001.

 

Well, I guess there will not be any interrogations. Oh well, we expected Crater II and the shit has filled his regime (note using the same terminology they used for Bush) with ex-Clinton people. We can expect the Clinton “war” on terrorism, i.e. prosecute them in court, give them access to classified information, and let them go.

 

Hey, all you people who live in NYC, stand by to get hit again. On second thought, since they didn’t get the capital on the last shot maybe they’ll try for that again as they did with the towers.

81

Wait, Olberdouchebag is announcing the game?

I will boycott even if false. The thought makes me so angry that I am compelled to boycott stupidity.

82 I hate Obama's 'Smell the Fart' look he wears when he's trying to appear regal and dignified. What a pompous ass.

83 On second thought, since they didn’t get the capital on the last shot maybe they’ll try for that again as they did with the towers.

Maybe that's the tactic this time; since Flight 93 didn't get to slam into the Capital building thanks to the heroic actions of the passengers, they'll try to get it right so Obastard can institute a Cocksucker Recovery Act to rebuild it with shitty architecture but bigscreen tvs with HD so that the ignorant fucks from public schools that will be even more dumbed down from educational expert Billy Ayers' influence will be entertained instead of educated.

84

"Geithner declared "China is manipulating it's currency" yesterday.  First shot in a trade war?"

No way, we need China to buy our bonds.  If they stop, well then, it's everybody out of the pool and watch the world burn.

 

85

'No way, we need China to buy our bonds.  If they stop, well then, it's everybody out of the pool and watch the world burn.'

Yeah, it'd be bad if they stopped buying our debt. We'd be bankrupt. America is the motor of the world and would grind to a halt. In less than a week it'd be a global economic meltdown.

In America, the Great Depression would look like a recession in comparison. Remember the pictures of Germans burning currency to keep warm? That is our future.

Soup kitchens, bread kitchens.

But, look at it this way, it'd be on a Democrat's watch.

86 You know what's wrong with Diane Sawyer? I'm perfectly serious: botox. She's not drunk at all. She's slurring 'cause she can't do anything else. Thought she'd look all spiffy in time for big show inauguration day, and instead she's a drool-beast.

87 I suggest we all up the ante on the NFL so they can't get away with a quick presser saying there was a misunderstanding. In my email to the NFL I suggested that if this was being misreported they should hold a presser explaining that both the color guard members and their families are being given tickets to the game. Make 'em pay for trying to cheap out on our servicemen and women.

88 MarkD- If you tried to waterboard Gretzky, I imagine McSorley would have a word with you.

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