1 What about the Study Upside-the-Head-Whack?

2 I'd hit it.

3

http://tinyurl.com/p8nsp3

Obama warns Israel not to bomb Iran. He loves HIS people doesn't he?

U.S. President Barack Obama has sent a message to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu demanding that Israel not surprise the U.S. with an Israeli military operation against Iran.

 

4 Isn't that the "villain" in State of Fear?

5 It looks like an Pelosi's pussy....cat.  She is a cat lady, right?

6 Some haiku love...

Blue-ringed octopus
Tiny, golf ball-sized cute doom
It will eat your face.

7

U.S. President Barack Obama has sent a message to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu demanding that Israel not surprise the U.S. with an Israeli military operation against Iran.

I want to point out that once again, Obama demonstrates that he is against anything positive for our nation and for Western Civilization.  Any decision he makes will be guaranteed to be the WORST thing for our country.

He is not incompetent.  He is evil.

 

8 He is evil.

Agree completely.  Every time I pray, I end up crying for my country, my family, our freedoms.  May God stop this man.

9

Kinda early for the overnighter. 

The ghostbusters are dorks.

10 4 Isn't that the "villain" in State of Fear? Yup .

11

U.S. President Barack Obama has sent a message to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu demanding that Israel not surprise the U.S. with an Israeli military operation against Iran.

If I was the P.M. I'd tell Obama to go soak his fat head and mind his own freakin' business.

12 I'm just at this thread to get away from the broken front page. 

So, what's Ginger searching for tonight?

13

Way off topic, but it looks like Andy is thinking about leaving the country.

Let's raise money to send the asshole away!

http://tinyurl.com/rywlzd

Kemp

14 Hindu ceremonial headgear or Cthuhlu precursor?

o hai gaiz, iz been sleepin.  i can haz soulz nao?

15 Awwwwww, pocket Cthuhlu! 

16 From Ben Smiths':

Why doesn't his husband go with him?
Posted By: beulah | May 13, 2009 at 08:25 PM     
Because, if it's between another cocksucker and the America he hates even the cocksucker will choose America over another cocksucker.  That's how awesome America is.

America.  Fuck Yeah.

17 9 

Kinda early for the overnighter. 

It's never too early for the overnight thread. Plus nothing had been posted for 3+ hours. Looks like Ace had a late burst of inspiration, so go read and comment in those posts. Overnight thread is just a last refuge for insomniacs and the marginally sane when all other threads go dark.

18 If anybody gives a fuck, I'm sitting in a hotel room in Roseau MN (about 10 mile south of the border) drinking beer.  It's mid-May and it's freezing outside and it was snowing like a fucker a short while ago.  WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GLOBAL WARMING??!!!!?

I'm angry over the weather and the fact that the Tigers just pulled ahead of the Twins.  Femorons, please talk graphically about your ginormous tits as I need cheering right now.

19 Holy crap guys, our national treasure Iowahawk put out another screamer. Get a fresh beer and take a leak before you start.

"I guess you had to be there"

http://tinyurl.com/ofa22r

20 So, is CJ now a climate change believer, or is the just trying to play it straight and expose a liar?  (the Monckton post)

21 Alice Cooper weighs in:

Most of the crowd of 70,000 –- few of whom were alive when Cooper first played the song in 1972 –- rose to their feet as he wailed the anthem’s final lyric -– “School’s been blown to pieces.”

What songs would the Phoenix native recommend for Obama, who delivers the commencement address at ASU.

“Elected,” “No More Mr. Nice Guy” and -– wait for it -– “Welcome to my Nightmare.”

Asked how President Obama is doing, Cooper said, “I think he’s doing a great job. He’s a rock star. You go to Europe and he’s a rock star.”

22 So noone know's who sampled that line?I can't think of anyone but I only listen to metal.Whitezombie used to use all kinds of cool samples(before Rob Zombie went total sellout dick).

23 The Chrysler creditors are getting a bigger shit sandwich than we thought.

Obama’s 60-Day Chrysler Bankruptcy Goal Covers Only Asset Sale

May 13 (Bloomberg) -- Chrysler LLC’s bankruptcy might take years, not the 60 days President Obama's administration has given as a target.

The two-month completion schedule suggested by the administration the day the carmaker filed for bankruptcy protection applies only to a sale of Chrysler’s best assets to a new entity to be managed by Italy’s Fiat SpA.  After the sale, creditors would still fight over unwanted factories and other assets to recover their money, bankruptcy lawyers said.

24 They came disturbingly close to 'perpetual motion engineer' and 'magician' but blew it by the hedging with "Zero-Energy Home Architect" (#2), and number 3, #4, 7, and 9.

I really want to believe, but for some damn reason, I cannot.

25

Thanks, genghis! I go to a site that purports to be a Wikipedia link and find this filth, "A male mates with a female by grabbing her mantle, which sometimes completely obscures the female's vision, then transferring sperm packets by inserting his hectocotylus into her mantle cavity over and over again."

Don't you think that a NSFW is in order, mister?

26 Regarding the income of the driver as it relates to the size of the fine, Finland already does that, and (I think) so does Sweden. FWIWI

27 18 9 

Kinda early for the overnighter. 

And also, thanks to Ace for bumping the overnight thread to the top. He did so without being asked to so I hope you guys will go read his posts and utterly exhaust the threads with witty and intelligent comments. Which for you people should take all of 5 minutes. When done, you can come back here and be your usual moronic, lace-wig-wearing selves.

28 Heh heh heh more libtard whining about not releasing the photos

Human Rights Watch called the decision a blow to transparency and accountability.

One Huffington Post blogger called the decision "a terrible mistake" and declared that Obama had buckled under pressure from former Vice President Dick Cheney.

29 26 

Thanks, genghis! I go to a site that purports to be a Wikipedia link and find this filth, "A male mates with a female by grabbing her mantle, which sometimes completely obscures the female's vision, then transferring sperm packets by inserting his hectocotylus into her mantle cavity over and over again."

Don't you think that a NSFW is in order, mister?

Huh? No, I call that "Saturday Night." At least the ones I can recollect the next day.

30 I wonder what a blue ringed octopus feels like on my penis.

31 Hindu ceremonial headgear or Cthuhlu precursor? You decide. Neither. I'm pretty sure it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

32

demanding that Israel not surprise the U.S. with an Israeli military operation against Iran.

Okay, it's not a surprise. Happy now?

33 21 So, is CJ now a climate change believer, or is the just trying to play it straight and expose a liar?  (the Monckton post)

He's a liar, you're a liar! I,  Cahrsel the First, am the one and only Truth!

Kilgore: Testify!
Wild Irish Rose: Friendly Angel, come to me
Sharmuta: Gulp... ahhhhh!!

34

I dream of Genghis grabbing my mantle, obscuring my vision, and then transferring sperm packets by inserting his hectocotylus into my mantle cavity over and over again.

What?

35

BTW, how about some hot mantle photos? Especially if she's wearing a lace wig.

36 OK, where the hell is Ginger? On last night's overnight thread, she promised that tonight she was going to show us her boobs.

Ahem. We're waiting...

37 "A male mates with a female by grabbing her mantle, which sometimes completely obscures the female's vision, then transferring sperm packets by inserting his hectocotylus into her mantle cavity over and over again."

Octopus bukkake?

38 So, PGiS, what are you wearing tonight?

39 I'm a sucker for a nice mantle.

40 Re: Lt. Worf coming in at 93 on Maxim's list of hottest women.

Is Maxim counting from the bottom? Because 93rd-last, I can believe.

41 If Michelle were an octopus, I'd want her mantle to obscure my vision!

42 31 I wonder what a blue ringed octopus feels like on my penis. Pick one , I'm sure they'd produce the feeling you're looking for .

43 Mollusk pr0n at its finest!

Davey Jones' bunk is where I be headin', yarr!

44

Friendly Angel, come to me

Isn't that a line from Classic Star Trek?

45 I'm wearing a red silk and black lace of course.

46 All this time I thought Bwany Fwank was a cock sucker when in fact he was a hectocotylus sucker.  There must be a difference?

47

Speaking of Star Trek, my 7 year old and I watched Wrath of Khan tonight. He liked it, but liked Generations better because of Data and the cool crashing Enterprise. He's young, I'll forgive him for now.

48

Very good, katya. I didn't recall that, but spot-on. Although, mind you, it's not on my "must watch" TOS list--I prefer the warfare ones and the funny ones instead.

49

U.S. President Barack Obama has sent a message to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu demanding that Israel not surprise the U.S. with an Israeli military operation against Iran.

 

If I was Bibi I'd reply, "Fuck off, mutt."

50 Weren't the hot chicks in Octopussy's luscious gang tattoed with a blue-ringed octopus?

51 13

Way off topic, but it looks like Andy is thinking about leaving the country.

Between the photos and voting present on gay issues, Andi is in his room, face down on the bed sobbing into his pillow.

Cheer up Andi! I'm sure that Teleprompter and Janet are looking at some   Christianist Youth Camp to set fire to just like the Battle of Waco. That'll show you that I'm really on your side

52 "tattooed", even.

53 Why don't they give drunk drivers 10 lashes for the first offense, 100 lashes (over ten weekly sessions) for the second, and so on? Rich and poor pay the same price. Nobody buys their way out

54

Andycanuck,

I didn't recall that, but spot-on. Although, mind you, it's not on my "must watch" TOS list--I prefer the warfare ones and the funny ones instead.

I always liked that one cause of the creepy kids and the rotting "angel".  Ew.

55

23So noone know's who sampled that line?I can't think of anyone but I only listen to metal.Whitezombie used to use all kinds of cool samples(before Rob Zombie went total sellout dick).

Ok, that was a pretty obscure reference so I'll narrow it down some. It was sampled by an industrial group based in Vancouver, BC on one of their CDs in the late '80's. I believe thay had some collaborative efforts with Ministry at the time and possibly even went on a joint tour with them. I don't know the source of the sample, but am guessing it's from a somewhat obscure B-level horror movie as they usually liked to include.

56

inserting his hectocotylus into her mantle cavity over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

 

 

WOW- hot, sweaty, venomous, octopus-on-octopus action...!

57

If I was Bibi I'd reply, "Fuck off, mutt."

But then Michelle might get the message in error. (Still, Bo is no mere mutt, so there'd be no problem there at least.)

58

>When done, you can come back here and be your usual moronic, lace-wig-wearing selves.

 

I may wear a lace wig, but I'm rockin' an air plasma cutter- so you should be more polite!

59 54 - Your neck adornment comes from the Africian Mau-Mau's.  Are you a tribal member in good standing or a missionary?

60

Here, andycanuck, pretend I'm wearing something similar to this:

http://tinyurl.com/ofvd8l

 

61 http://www.hillsdale.edu/news/imprimis.asp

Mark Steyn:  Live Free or Die

YOU READ NOW

62 Asked how President Obama is doing, Cooper said, "I think he's doing a great job. He's a rock star. You go to Europe and he's a rock star."

Europe is welcome to him.

63

Well it can't be Within Temptation because I don't think they were around in the 80s and also they are Dutch, but that's the first lyric link I found in my search. But, that just reminded me I really like their music and need to add some to my iPod.

64 45

Friendly Angel, come to me

Isn't that a line from Classic Star Trek?

Either from the ST TOS "And the Children Shall Lead" or Cahrsel and his followers. The motions they make with their fists are similar.

65

pretend I'm wearing something similar to this

If I were to imagine that, PGiS, then something like this would probably be the final result, "Mating continues until the female has had enough, and in at least one species the female has to remove the over-enthusiastic male by force."

66

Any pictures of the octopus not playing the clarinet?  It's obscuring the thing's tits.

67 andycanuck, I bet I could outlast ya.

68 "Just out of curiosity, what happens in a "greatest depression of all time"?" asked this on the other thread but so far, no response.

69 61

Here, andycanuck, pretend I'm wearing something similar to this:

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 13, 2009 10:42 PM

Or maybe this

70 Indubitably, PGiS.

71 I always liked that one cause of the creepy kids and the rotting "angel".  Ew.

I always laughed because it looked like the one kid was jerking off on Sulu.

72 AP growing slight balls re Obama's false claims about the success of the stimulus.  Notice there is no highlighting of Obama's bald faced lie about 150K jobs already saved/created - instead it's all Biden.  Anything to spin to save the One.

WASHINGTON (AP) — In his first quarterly report on the nation's stimulus package, Vice President Joe Biden uses anecdotes to paint a glowing picture of an economy on the rebound. In reality, the picture is incomplete and the colors far more muted.

It is not disputed that Washington is spending historic amounts of money at a rate far faster than normal. Workers are getting tax breaks, Washington is picking up a greater share of state Medicaid costs and road construction projects are beginning.

Even Recovery.gov, the Web site that has yet to live up to its billing as a one-stop way to track every penny, offers more information than typical government programs, and faster.

But the effect of that spending is less clear. Many of the claims the White House is making are based on anecdotes selected to fit the Obama administration's message. For instance, the report cites a newspaper article about workers being rehired at a factory in Chicago. That account is true, but is no more an accurate snapshot of the nation's economy than a story, not cited in the report, about a Roanoke, Va., railcar factory closing.

Capturing the full effect of the stimulus at this early stage is difficult, but the administration has set high bars for success. In championing those successes, however, the White House plays a little loose with the facts.

73

And no thank you, kbdabear, I prefer the cloth and lace look of PGiS's original choice to that latex look.

74

I bet I could outlast ya

My hole-drilled grapefruit outlasts me.

75

>greatest depression

 

Cuz there were some bad ones, but THAT one was the greatest EVER.

76

I always laughed because it looked like the one kid was jerking off on Sulu.
Well, for a Sulu-octopus tie-in, "Males will attempt copulation with members of their own species regardless of sex or size, however interactions between males are most often shorter in duration and end with the mounting octopus withdrawing the hectocotylus without packet insertion or struggle." [Also applicable to Fwank and Sulli.]

77

what happens in a "greatest depression of all time"?"

The depression tax.

78 54 Why don't they give drunk drivers 10 lashes for the first offense, 100 lashes (over ten weekly sessions) for the second, and so on? Rich and poor pay the same price. Nobody buys their way out

 El Salvador has the death penalty for a first offense. 

DUI Penalties in other countries

79

Workers are getting tax breaks

Arr-arr. Humor.

80

kbdabear, I believe you have me confused with Alexthechick or Ginger. I'm more this:

http://tinyurl.com/o55gp5

then this:

http://tinyurl.com/2qwqw4

 

81 gator, I thought you used a watermelon for that?

82

Does hard labour in the Scandi countries involve an octopus?

83 73 AP growing slight balls re Obama's false claims about the success of the stimulus.  Notice there is no highlighting of Obama's bald faced lie about 150K jobs already saved/created - instead it's all Biden.

Man, now even the AP is calling bullshit on me. Give me that fucking teleprompter and let him ad lib, and see who comes out being laughed at like some asshole

84

gator, I thought you used a watermelon for that?

Uh, yeah, that's right...I forgot.  And, I have to tape two together (lengthwise) so I don't pop out the back.

You should see me spit the seeds out.

85

This is more my style, especially because I still have my skirts.

http://tinyurl.com/pg8hsz

 

86

Octopi don't have enough hands to stroke my wand.  I need the two extra silky hands that only the squid can provide.

87 I was relieved they didn't make any gay reference to Sulu in the movie.  I totally expected it.

88

How about some starfish links?

89

PGiS @ #81

I liked the 2nd option- the kinda woman you don't if she's gonna make love or cut your throat

90

You should see me spit the seeds out.

 

check out this chick....no, she isn't spitting them from _{down there} you sick freaks.

http://tinyurl.com/omp3zk

 

91

Squid? That's sick, gator. Starfish on the other hand...

92

the kinda woman you don't [know] if she's gonna make love or cut your throat

I didn't know those were mutually exclusive. [And it's corn seeds, momma.]

93 I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?

94 63 Asked how President Obama is doing, Cooper said, "I think he's doing a great job. He's a rock star. You go to Europe and he's a rock star."

From now on, if anyone uses the term rock star to describe anyone not a rock musician, I hereby give express permission to beat said person over the head with a Fender Stratocaster

95

check out this chick

I didn't know Dizzy Gillespie was a young white girl.

96

Palin on Prejean, so to speak.

http://tinyurl.com/pbadj2

97

>How about some starfish links?

 

you know, we were doing fine with the octopus coupling and PGiS's underwear choices. But NOW you wanna GET DOWN IN THE GUTTER with 'starfish links'

 

is there no bottom to this depravity??!?

98

Starfish on the other hand

It would have to be on the other hand with all these hot pictures being posted....IYKWIMAITYD.

I think my penis just broke through its skin with that schoolgirl outfit.  I still have more erection but no more leeway.

99 Palin on Prejean,

Bunk!

100 I liked the 2nd option- the kinda woman you don't if she's gonna make love or cut your throat

Kind of like this woman

101

Men have been sick freaks for at least 35,000 years.

http://tinyurl.com/ppoxas

The distorted sculpture, which portrays a woman with huge breasts, big buttocks and exaggerated genitals, is thought to be at least 35,000 years old

102 I think Mommas pic is bestest.

103

From now on, if anyone uses the term rock star to describe anyone not a rock musician, I hereby give express permission to beat said person over the head with a Fender Stratocaster

I have been screeching and ranting about all this rock star crap for months!  It is so stupid and infantile.  It perfectly illustrates the shallow and immature state of those who voted for him and who now follow him.

104

>It would have to be on the other hand with all these hot pictures being posted....IYKWIMAITYD.

yeah I can't even blink right now...

105

Men have been sick freaks for at least 35,000 years

There's just something about titties.

106

Speaking of depression stuff, did you guys see the link on Drudge the other day about the potential for coffee and sugar prices to skyrocket? I immediately went out and bought a bunch of coffee.

My apocalypse survival strategy is to provide blow-jobs and hot coffee in return for protection from the zombie hordes.

107

I see rock stars as a bunch of greasy fat layabouts strangling on their own heroin-induced vomit and...

 

_{sorry- 70s flashback...}

108 104

it is pretty awesome that Alice Cooper showed up to have a concert at ASU and made that quote about Obama being a rock star tho.

hehe

109

[And it's corn seeds, momma.]

 

I don't care what she's spitting, I would never make that face in public.  But if I did, men would realize that I can make good use of my tongue.

110

Speaking of depression stuff, did you guys see the link on Drudge the other day about the potential for coffee and sugar prices to skyrocket? I immediately went out and bought a bunch of coffee.

Right now in Waterloo, coffee is pretty cheap (at Target, not Wal Mart).  Good time to stock up.  Sugar is pretty cheap also at Target.  Guess where I'm going tomorrow?

111

how did we get from the blue ringed octopus to Alice Cooper and the zombie apocalypse?

 

wait- yeah, it makes sense once you think it through

112 Jones, we're on coffee now.  Coffee trumps everything.

113

There's just something about titties.

Posted by: gator at May 13, 2009 11:21 PM

Gator! Long time no see.

Here's a pretty Georgia cousin for you - Daisy Duke

The original, Catherine Bach of course

114

coffee is pretty cheap

If it isn't on sale here then it is $8 for Folgers. 

At Wallyword the other day, one of the stockers said that they can't keep bottled water and canned veggies on the self.  He said that where people used to buy a couple cans, now they are buying cases.

115

one of the stockers said that they can't keep bottled water and canned veggies on the self.  He said that where people used to buy a couple cans, now they are buying cases.

Everyone's preparing for the coming apocalypse.

116

ParanoidGirlInSeattle

 

The whores in DC Congress is spitballing all sorts of things they might tax to pay for Uhbuhmuh's unicorn-based free healthcare and magic show. Couple days ago it was new taxes on soda/pop/coke, but that got shot down. What they'll do is announce 'maybe we're gonna tax the fuck outta A, B, and C' and see who hollers loudest.

 

You wanna stop all this socialism shit in the bud? Propose a tax on the things stuck-up liberal pricks enjoy. 

117

The original, Catherine Bach

What's up, kbdabear?  I had to go radio silence for a while.  I can't believe what Metro and Worf are doing to this once great nation.  Sometimes, I just can't take it.  Feel like I'm going to punch a whiny, idiotic, irrational liberal moron.

On the other hand, the Daisy Duke footage provides me with a different feeling...one from deep within.  God, I wanted to be Wopat, and I wanted to nail Daisy in the squeakhole all inbred style.

118 Night all.  But as you drift off to sleep think about the whip cream scene in Varsity Blues.  That was a great movie.

119

I don't care what she's spitting, I would never make that face in public. 

Yes, you're right, momma. Although modern cameras catching frame-by-frame (or however you'd phrase it) shots like that, make stuff like that look worse than seeing it live where her face was just puffed like that for a second. And that reminds me of the MSM breaking protocol and getting an unflattering photo of President Bush eating at a formal dinner.

And on that sad note, goodnight, everyone.

120 katya, there's a local blend here (Denver metro) called DazBog which is supposed to be some kinda Russki roasted coffee. It's pretty good- I like the KGBlend.

121

Here, let me hook up coffee and scantily clad women for ya:

http://tinyurl.com/opk4jk

I'm such a giver.

122 Jones, I like Folgers Black Silk.  The blacker, the better.

123

let me hook up coffee and scantily clad women for ya

I can't think of one thing that can't be improved by juicy titties.  Not one.

124 On the other hand, the Daisy Duke footage provides me with a different feeling...one from deep within.  God, I wanted to be Wopat, and I wanted to nail Daisy in the squeakhole all inbred style

For that, you get another Daisy

125 Coffee is going up because of a rotten growing season in Columbia or something, though I'm happy to blame it on Obama too. The Financial Times has an article about it.

126 Had me a bad day today. Looks like a job opportunity has fallen through. I can't believe I am seriously making a list of Shit I Gotta Stock Up On. Thanks for the coffee tip, BTW, I'll add it to the list.

I try to keep a positive outlook on things, but, in my darker moments it's fucking hard to ignore the cold lump of dread in my gut. I have never been this worried about our future, both personally and nationally, mostly because I can't do a goddamn thing about it.

Sorry to be a buzzkill. I'll try harder...

Erm, boobies!

127

For that, you get another Daisy

Thanks, bear, that's going in the spank bank.
On a side note, for the first few seasons of "Dukes of Hazard", I never realized Daisy had a head.  She could've been speaking Swahili, wouldn't of mattered.  I was just hitting puberty, so asses and titties were fascinating to me. 

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

128 Men have been sick freaks for at least 35,000 years I hope those were legs in the linked pic , not .....you know....... a camel toe .

129 122

Here, let me hook up coffee and scantily clad women for ya:

A you sure those are Seattle girls? They don't have that death pallor, looks like they had more than one hour of sun

130 Thanks, bear, that's going in the spank bank.
On a side note, for the first few seasons of "Dukes of Hazard", I never realized Daisy had a head.  She could've been speaking Swahili, wouldn't of mattered.  I was just hitting puberty, so asses and titties were fascinating to me. 

Daisy was one of the few good things I can remember from the late 70s. Daisy's legs and Pam Ewing's tits gave me the woodies

131 @125, Dang! Ah the good old days, storing up all those images for a Friday night in my room with Iron Maiden or Black Sabbath on the stereo.

I was also quite fond of Erin Grey from Buck Rogers. Reckon that jumpsuit of hers was airbrushed on.

132

Pam Ewing's tits

Dallas was a young boy's best friend before Skin-emax.
Between Charlene Tilton and Barbara Bel Geddes, the tit gamut was run in full.

133 Want some serious 80s TV wood?

Heather Locklear doing undercover work as an exotic dancer on TJ Hooker

134

Erin Grey was hot as hell.  Wasn't she on "Silver Spoons", too?  If I'm Ricky Schroeder or Alfonso Ribiero, I'm not wearing sweat pants around the set.

I was a Heather Thomas fan....especially that blue bikini in the opening credits of "Fall Guy".
Hell, when you were a teenager, Markie Post from "Night Court" was hot.

135

Heather Locklear doing undercover work as an exotic dancer on TJ Hooker

Heather had me handling the Captain's Log more than a few times

136

Heather Locklear doing undercover work as an exotic dancer on TJ Hooker

That clip was so bad, it was like watching a train wreck.  A sexy, sexy train wreck, twice.

137 dudes, obama just told everyone who tries to make money to support themselves and their families they are douchebags:

TEMPE, Ariz. – President Obama used his first commencement speech since taking office to implore the graduates of Arizona State University to resist the temptations of materialism and status and instead choose a life of service and commitment to help rebuild the country.

Citing the “greed and irresponsibility” exhibited by some of America’s leaders in recent years, he spoke in sober terms about the new direction that graduates and the country must now take.

“It is clear that we need to build a new foundation – a stronger foundation – for our economy and our prosperity, rethinking how we educate our children, and care for our sick, and treat our environment,” Obama told about nine-thousand graduates clad in maroon gowns on the school’s football field and thousands more in the stands of Sun Devil Stadium.

To urge graduates away from a life of mere financial gain – what he called a “me-first approach to life” — he made the case that material success alone “can’t be the central thing.”

“Just ask Bernie Madoff,” he said.

138
Anyone curious about how Winnie (Danica McKellar) turned out now that you won't spend a long time in a state prison for fulfilling your fantasies?

139 So, Obama tells them it's wrong to make a good living for themselves and Oprah tells them it's good to have a private jet.  No wonder libs are so confused and grouchy.

140

obama just told everyone who tries to make money to support themselves and their families they are douchebags:

I keep wondering about all the money he and Michelle are making from their profits from mag covers and interviews and all the plates and coins and figurines and coloring books and crap.

141 I had Sheena Easton and the Solid Gold dancers to thank for my chronic case of swollen penis syndrome.

142

Well, that's certainly an interesting contrast to Oprah's "having a private plane is great" speech.

A life of service. That guy is such a mefhdlwhthmde.

143 katya, our great minds once again think alike!

144
BTW,  Heather Locklear is a long time Republican and friend of Newt Gingrich

145 a little more from AP on the "150K jobs saved/created" lie from Obama.  The bottom part sounds a lot like Ace re the media not telling Americans that either higher taxes or higher interest rates on borrowing are coming because of the increased spending.  I wonder if Ace et al had an impact?

THE WHITE HOUSE SAID: The stimulus has created or saved 150,000 jobs.

THE FACTS: Since February, the nation has lost more than 1.3 million jobs, according to the Department of Labor. To make the case that the country created jobs over that same stretch, the White House has put forward a benchmark of jobs created "or saved." The argument is that the job numbers would have been even worse had it not been for the stimulus, and the difference between those numbers is a net positive.

To visualize that disconnect, consider this: The administration has promised to create or save 600,000 more jobs in the next 100 days. Even if the nation loses another 5 million jobs during that span (a highly unlikely prospect) the White House could still claim success.

There are few hard numbers when it comes to tracking stimulus jobs. The Obama administration numbers are based on estimates by the White House Council of Economic Advisers, based largely on a formula Obama's transition team put forward. It estimates the effect of tax breaks, government spending and social programs on job growth.

Spending money will put people to work. But spending has a cost. At some point, Washington will have to pay for this program, either by raising taxes or interest rates, and those policies typically hurt job growth. The Obama administration's job data do not take into consideration this back-end cost, an omission some economists, particularly conservative economists, say is a flaw in the analysis.

Copyright © 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

146

Oh, and Obama is a jerk.

147

148 "choose a life of service"

And yet, I am pretty sure Bam would exclude the military in what he considers service. Fucker.

Hey, I can see hell from here. Kind of warm and sulphury.

149 Whoops, blank post. Sorry.

Thanks for the heads-up about the coffee. I was going to make a grocery run tomorrow anyway, so I'll grab some while I'm out. Incidentally, I was already planning to buy a tray of canned green beans. Next week, carrots. I'm just going to keep going until I feel assured that I won't get scurvy.

Lamest. Apocalypse. Ever.

150 Ace of Spades Lifestyle 35,000 years ago.
Big tits rule.

http://tinyurl.com/ppoxas

151 @142, Aw yeah, the Solid Gold Dancers. My parents banned me from watching that show, forgetting, of course that I had friends with TVs, some of whom even had cable. As an aside, I fucking hated the music, but hey, take one for the team and all that.

152 "Dollar's Purchasing Power Annihilated - The Chart They Don't Want You to See"  http://tinyurl.com/oedp3y

153

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Obama's a traitor.

154 random thing. . .

"HealthCare" is one of the most technical occupations, one of the most regulated ocupations, and the state says "you know what we need?  People who aren't technicaly trained, regulating one of the most complex professions in the nation, even though we ALREADY have one of the best medical services in the world?  Well EFF the people who make money by doing, we need to collect money for people who don't know a damn thing."

155

Well EFF the people who make money by doing, we need to collect money for people who don't know a damn thing."

Welcome to the revolution.

156 "The Worst Case Scenario (Someone Has to Say It)"http://tinyurl.com/pqcoz7 

157
I expect to hear some good news tomorrow.
What else can go wrong?
Maybe that star that's 8,000 light years from earth goes super nova can provide a distraction and blame Bush as well.

158 Overnight thread?  Well, how about some fresh horrors?  Not something involving Meghan McPain or even cthulhoid octopi.

But two Republican legislators, proposing a carbon tax.

With a GOP like this, who needs the DNC?  But I'm sure Colin Powell has read this and now enjoys the sleep of the just.






If thoughts could kill, there would be oceans of blood right now.

159 I've been here for a while Katya.

160 Right now in Waterloo, coffee is pretty cheap (at Target, not Wal Mart).  Good time to stock up.  Sugar is pretty cheap also at Target.  Guess where I'm going tomorrow?

Katya

check out Hy-Vee- they might have some good sales going on.

161 "America’s triple A rating is at risk"  http://tinyurl.com/prgx93

162 muffy, you need a drink.

163

With a GOP like this, who needs the DNC?

Seriously ready for a true conservative party.  It'd be the first time in 25 years I wouldn't be registered at a Republican.

164 http://tinyurl.com/2pojbq  Look at the weather map at acu weather, my God that is some front.   I know paranoid, I probably do...

165

Amazing thing is, Hitler and Mussolini did manage to improve their countries' economies before they led everybody to slaughter and doom. They at least did that.

Obama's so stupid he just might be screwing up fascism. Actually managing to give it an even worse name somehow. 

This is the funniest end of civilization, ever! haha

166

http://tinyurl.com/44hlr

Montage-a-Google.  Creates a montage from a Google image search.  It's cool.  Click on launcher and then enter, f/x, "Moonlight Sonata."  Very pretty.

Genghis, this might be a good time wasting link.

167 muffy, where are you located?  I've been watching that system on the radar and am very happy it's past us.

168

http://tinyurl.com/q53wdy

The ultimate hot sauce. 

169

Ya'll bummed me out. I'm going to sleep now to hopefully dream about a happy place. An alternate universe where Nero isn't fiddling while Rome burns.

I think it's totally unfair, I give you lingerie photos and you all give me despair.

170 #162 I'm in for blood tonight. Why does anyone pay people to write that garbage? Why is it garbage in the end? Yeah, Mr. Walker, we have a money problem. So nice of you to notice. But in fairness, we're only trying to do what leftards and Europeans have done for decades... so why the drama? Note the author's prescribed panacea to the "healthcare crisis." Establish a commission of experts. Translation: Whip it out and wank it. Hey, FT and Mr. Walker... I have news for you. Guarantees of healthcare for citizens demands, of necessity, enormous spending increases. We haven't the tax base to pay for it. Period. Walker wants a commission to recommend budget controls? Translation: Ration medicine. He wants "fiscal reform?" Translation: Senatorial circle jerks followed by increased spending. Entitlement program reforms? Ditto. I could have written something more intelligent with two bottles of Bulleit Bourbon under my belt. Sooner or later people will have to suck it up, and it won't matter if you're sucking up to gubmint for your rent or medical premiums or mortgage bailouts or funds for that edgy LGBT community dance troupe theater... TANSTAAFL. TANSTAAFL.

171 You guys should take the AOL hot seat polls.  A lot of questions from your friend, Andrew Sullivan and others.   Interesting how the country is for torture so far and for bristol palin.   I don't know how to link the polls you just have to go to aol and search for them.

172 George,

I sort of feel it is important to read what a lot of people are reading, it may be wrong in thinking but a lot of people are quite guillable these days.

173 "168 muffy, where are you located?  I've been watching that system on the radar and am very happy it's past us.

Posted by: katya at May 14, 2009 12:57 AM (oRJZj)"

Katya, some of these weather systems lately have bordered on bizarre.  Especially the ones generating tornadoes and seeming to just sit over an area in an oval pattern.  Makes you worry about people in the areas affected.

174 Muffy, so far the Waterloo area has been pretty mild.  At our previous residence, about 90 miles west, we seemed to be in a weather bubble.  All the bad stuff went over or around us.  Waterloo seems to be a weather magnet.

175 #173 Absolutely, muffy. I'm just amazed at the obtuseness of the paid and published pundocrat class. Apart from a handful of "right-wing haters," has anyone seen one of our elites or even a mainstreamish bloviator speak the simple truth... that you, Joe Citizen, can't have everything? That you can't expect your (insert favorite indispensable need) to be guaranteed by your gubmint and neighbors? Has any of our mainstream pundits or news analysts or comedians or academics said, baldly and uniequivocally, that Santa Claus doesn't exist? Because that is the inescapable position we have created, after decades of suspending disbelief. This nation is the last locomotive left pulling the train that feeds the world. It can bear a lot, but not an infinite weight. You can demand housing and aspirin and band-aids and bread and circuses for Teh People, but there is a very real chance that the demands will outweigh the ability to produce. In case it eludes the perspicacity of our betters, there may come a time when the people producing bread will be far outnumbered by the mouths of those who will not. Sometimes it's dangerous to promise what you cannot deliver. Madness.

176 What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Clause goes down the chimney.

177

Obama is the anti-messiah.

I'm going to bed.  Night.

178 George,

what worries me is that I think they have no idea what they don't know.  They think if you are cocky and pushy and appear like you know what you are doing that people won't see through that.  i love this country, it is concerning.

179

 

We give them happiness. In return they give us power

180 #179 True, and there is this... Unicorn McGuiltwhite and his slavish hordes literally, explicitly do not care if they drive the national economy into the dirt, much less the world economy. Obastard made this clear in the campaign. He is about "fairness," not prosperity. Not freedom, not liberty, not health, wealth or progeny. He, along with his commissariat, want to see humanity reduced to a cut lawn. All equal, all green, all growing... to no more than the prescribed one inch of height. The political class in power, along with the favored rump of old prosperity, will be the mighty oaks towering over the anonymity of a humanity trimmed and hedged into servile docility. If you're a Kennedy or a Clooney or a Geffen or a Buffett, you'll be like a Persian satrap of old. Otherwise, get used to the taste of dirt.

181 There are whispers that the Pope will intercede in the Notre Dame mess.  Guess Catholics are making themselves heard, guess the graduating class and their boycott is making a difference?

182 On Montage-a-Google, try "sunset," "grape," and "coffee."

183 Regarding the title sample-

Is it Front Line Assembly?

184 "Notre Dame President Sits on Board of Directors of Pro-Abortion, Pro-Contraception Organization"  http://tinyurl.com/p47cze

185 http://tinyurl.com/qyamrq  Fascinating video about the Notre Dame debacle.

186

The sample must be front line assembly or skinny puppy I think

187 Damn, #184 beat me

188 Anyone watch the LOST finale? 

To not go completely insane over the next 8 months I will watch every season in sequence before the premier. 

189

Not that any of our moronettes ever fantasize about me, but hey - these duds should draw them in postfuckinghaste.

http://tinyurl.com/qowy7m  (Available at your finer J.C. Penny outlets, should you have DeLorean capable of 88 mph)

And when the lights are low:

http://tinyurl.com/osbtnt (Sheets)

http://tinyurl.com/4b5ks4 (My unmentionables)

 

190

@169: I use that stuff in my uh....jerk sauce (Jamaican, that is).  Powerful.  My roommate in grad school broke a bottle of it on our counter, and it etched the surface before she could clean it up.

It also totally fucked up on of the writers over at RedState, who was also a roommate in grad school.  One bite of the stuff full strength and he was in the bathroom with his head under the faucet for a good hour.

Fun times.

191

Off tonight's topic, but what do moron's think about HR 1913, the new hate crime bill passed by the House in April?  'They say' it's likely to get by the Senate, too, which will add all this hate crime stuff to the federal code.

This thing seems unbelievable -- federal prosecutors can 'perceive' that someone who causes bodily injury to another had it in for some 'protected' group and add on a hate crime charge -- up to ten years if no death is involved. How does a prosecutor 'perceive' something like that? Anyway they want, or what?

And the double jeopardy thing -- federal prosecutors, if they don't like a local court decision/penalty, can re-try the case to get a stiffer penalty. Geez, are we really gonna pass this one? Surely the Supreme Court would strike it down. Wouldn't it?

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198

Teh CNN just played a story about the Pope's visit to the Holy Land.  Tellingly of their attitudes, the lead in to the story was not what he had to say about his advocacy for peace (not that I entirely agree with him, but it's a sincere message); it was an excerpt from Jon Liebowitz's show making him out to be a fop. 

They are complete adolescents.  And not the cute kind.  The cousin Oliver kind.   

199 If I had read the above comments, the disrespect to the Pope would have made more sense within their narrative. 

200 it was an excerpt from Jon Liebowitz's show making him out to be a fop.

Fuck Liebowitz. I'm so tired of that smug asshole. He's not worthy to carry the Pope's jockstrap. If you compared Pope Benedict's intellect to Liebowitz's, it would be like one of those Hollywood searchlights next to a half-dead firefly.

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