September 30, 2011
— Open Blogger
Thank God it's Friday!!
Well, well. Ray Nagin is in the news again. It would seem he and about 60 other of his friends took offense of man who put up a sign of Obama In Diapers in front of his house.
A group of about 60 people protested outside a New Orleans home where a man mounted a sign depicting President Barack Obama in a diaper.The protesters, who included former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, gathered outside Timmy Riley's Calhoun Street home Wednesday to demand the removal of the sign, which they said is disrespectful to Obama and African-Americans in general, WDSU-TV, New Orleans, reported Thursday.
Um, how is it disrespectful to African-Americans? Maybe to Obama himself but not ALL African-Americans. If a black man held a sign up making fun of Bush, was that making fun of all white people? Give me a friggin' break.
"We see it every day. It's a monstrosity, and I can't believe somebody would put it up. But (Riley has) the right to do that, unfortunately," neighbor Veronica Lyons said.
Yeah. Unfortunate that a fellow American has the right to free speech.
You guys ready for some honey badger? No? Well honey badger doesn't give a f$#*.
A Question
So, um, 'ettes. After reading this article on Women Saving Money For Purses, just how much do you have stashed away for this type of stuff? Or is that Top Secret?
A British building society said its research of 1,000 women found one in 10 have an average $135 hidden away in "handbag funds.The society said some women also hide funds for shoes, vacations and plastic surgery, while one in five men have money saved for gadgets, games and clothes.
I call BS on the guy stuff. Beer isn't on the list.
Ugg Boots For Dogs?
Here's a real cute puppeh video but they won't allow me to embed it so you'll just have to click HERE.
F-22's For The Marines
Well, one Marine pushes that idea. I don't think it'll have a chance but it is an interesting one nonetheless.
Some Music Perhaps?
Pretty good mix of classic songs that have no lyrics.
Where Some Foreign Aid Ends Up
I'm not surprised that millions of dollars ended up in the pockets of the son of an African Head of State to further his playboy lifestyle.
Eleven supercars worth up to £5 million have been seized from outside an African dictators Paris mansion as part of a foreign aid money-laundering investigation.The vehicles, which included two Bugatti Veyrons, a Ferrari 599 GTO and a Maserati MC12 are all registered to Teodoro Obiang Nguema, the president of Equatorial Guinea.
He is one of numerous African heads of state who regularly receive vast handouts in foreign aid including British cash via European funding.
Dude Has Got Some Skillz
Quotes
Heh. This site is pretty good. Fake Quotes From Famous People.
Before we get back to the revolution, let me sit for a moment. Hey, this is a nice chair. Someone should make more of these.
Ethan Allen
I leave you with this. How to make a milkshake.
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Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:09 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 05:09 PM (JMmQ9)
Sharpton's Atlanta HQ admits handing out possibly bogus stimulus check forms
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:12 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:14 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 05:14 PM (gTQby)
Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 05:14 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 30, 2011 05:15 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:16 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 05:16 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 05:16 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:16 PM (734Ld)
I need to watch that milkshake how to again. I don't think I fully understand how to do it.
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at September 30, 2011 05:17 PM (jucos)
On the count of three.... B L U E M O O N.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:17 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:18 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 05:18 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 05:18 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 05:18 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Pink Floyd at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (Ba7Wl)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2011 05:20 PM (4q5tP)
Beer isn't something you save up for, it's part of the monthly budget, like food and mortgage payments.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 05:20 PM (SY2Kh)
There aren't any.
Anarchy!
By the way, we should give the Israelis some Longbows to counter this latest Turkey acquisition - Super Cobra helicopters.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:20 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Gov. Bev Perdue at September 30, 2011 05:20 PM (SvcKM)
Posted by: Arlington VA Target PA system at September 30, 2011 05:21 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: joncelli at September 30, 2011 05:21 PM (YL3wr)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:21 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Ray Nagin, running out of shit to whine about. at September 30, 2011 05:22 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 05:22 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:23 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 05:23 PM (fyOgS)
They skipped 1984-92? Weak. The Boy With The Thorn In His Side, at least, deserves a mention. Moz was the all-time king of the yodelers.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 05:23 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (gh0KW)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (s7mIC)
shit, i think i blew out a hip just watching that dude on the video
he is definately not allowed on my lawn
Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (R7NIt)
Posted by: zombie Anwar Al-Awlaki at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (8zV0C)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 05:25 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:26 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: mike at September 30, 2011 05:26 PM (ZrGnc)
Posted by: CDR M at September 30, 2011 05:26 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: mike at September 30, 2011 05:26 PM (ZrGnc)
Posted by: zombie Anwar Al-Awlaki at September 30, 2011 10:24 PM (8zV0C)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (Er56e)
Kratos,
The above paragraph was written in invisible ink about the secret event on the horizon ... while you are in.... on certain dates in the 10th month.
Confirm.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: Buckwheat O at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (WCm02)
"Yes," replied Teodoro
Akira points proudly to his chest: "Ten percent!"
Much later, Akira visits Teodoro at his palatial home in Africa, and marvels at its splendor. Overcoming his cultural inhibitions, he blurts: "what an amazing house! How did you ever afford it?"
Teodoro draws him to a window and points into the jungle: "Do you see that freeway?"
Akira strains and squints, and finally gives up: "No."
Teodoro proudly points to his own chest: "One hundred percent!"
There are those who say this explains why Japan works, and Africa does not.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 30, 2011 05:28 PM (R7NIt)
So that's why that asshole was following me around with a movie camera...
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 05:28 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Martha Coakley at September 30, 2011 05:28 PM (Y+DPZ)
anyone else?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:24 PM (s7mIC)
Give me a minute.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:29 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Whatev at September 30, 2011 05:29 PM (UyUlA)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 30, 2011 05:29 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 05:30 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 30, 2011 05:30 PM (kkJ+I)
Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:30 PM (s7mIC)
53 When they remake Die Hard 2 they will use the Obama diaper sign in place of the I hate N*%#}] sign?
a sign that says the sheriff is near?
Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 30, 2011 05:30 PM (R7NIt)
Posted by: Giselle. at September 30, 2011 05:31 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 30, 2011 05:31 PM (MSCON)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2011 05:31 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 05:31 PM (fyOgS)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km1QRnzIKpI&feature=related
Posted by: guy at September 30, 2011 05:32 PM (G+GPc)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 10:27 PM (734Ld)
My vision is terrible, but I see nothing about dates, my friend. Sorry Charlie...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:32 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 30, 2011 05:32 PM (kkJ+I)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (Er56e)
I hope your tests all went well today
have a good rest, see you around tomorrow
Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (gvKUn)
chemjeff,
Yes, on the way there and my lovely wife just brought me another beer. And she's not even Italian.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (734Ld)
But since ya'll are a bunch of girls, I'm gonna post their soft, mellow side. The side you can curl up next two while they stick their thumb in your ass and twiddle your dainty vagoos.
Up the first...
Opeth - Benighted
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 05:34 PM (WTNJJ)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:34 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:35 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 30, 2011 05:35 PM (8FsKN)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 30, 2011 05:35 PM (MSCON)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 05:35 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: t-bird at September 30, 2011 05:36 PM (SvcKM)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:36 PM (F79HU)
Sounds like there's too much noxious gas in there already.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 05:36 PM (2IW5Q)
Just don't drink it all. I hate it when I show up while you're at work and there's no beer in your fridge.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (UrPTC)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (UrPTC)
This maxim explains perfectly that nation... and Zimbabwe... and Jamaica, and Uganda and pretty much every self-ruling nation of a certain demographic. Democracy, to this sort, is about one's kin-group getting their turn to eat.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (8zV0C)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:39 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: elizabethe at September 30, 2011 05:39 PM (mOK/Q)
well, her husband _is_ a SCOAMF, so I should certainly hope so
Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:39 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (8zV0C)
Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Ugknown at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (1MQKu)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (ENKCw)
Hmm, we'll have to think about how to handle carrier ops.
Posted by: The Great Santini at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (motsG)
there's a moron meetup tomorrow, at 54th street in zona rosa at 4;30 pm
email me at chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com for any other info
Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (s7mIC)
OH SHUH UFF LIHUL GURHL. NOHBAHEE LIHKS A SHOHAWFF.
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: The Great Andrew's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (UrPTC)
Something tells me the Utah runners look better than those who ran/biked naked in San Fran to protest...whatever the hell they were protesting.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (Er56e)
Don't forget, Cain will be on Leno tonight.
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (WTNJJ)
Posted by: Some Moron at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (F79HU)
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly...and for the same reason. Very soon they are full of shit"
Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure in a shitty diaper.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 10:40 PM (HjxoE)
naw it was probably more like "coping with being married to a complete narcissist" and "best cheeseburger recipes"
Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (s7mIC)
Wish you stayed on the El Cajon Boulevard.?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 10:27 PM (Er56e)
Okay, what in the ever-lovin' hell is sticking out of his belt in that picture? And what kind of prostitute is gonna make a date with anybody wearing that get-up?
Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (rXZJ0)
Posted by: Daniel Plainview at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (laT8a)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (s7mIC)
Plus, how the hell are a bunch of Marines going to jump out of an F-22?
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (ENKCw)
Amazing thing the mind. Born def yet 29 years later as soon as she can hear understands the launguage. She has never heard the english language yet understands the nurse without looking at her lips.
Just amazing.
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 10:43 PM (4pSIn)
One mirrion dorrar!
Posted by: Chinese Spammers at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (F79HU)
Honestly, workout clothes often reveal about the same amount as underwear anyway...
Posted by: Some Moron at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 30, 2011 05:45 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Drillanwr at September 30, 2011 05:45 PM (z+Dxj)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:45 PM (734Ld)
In honor of SCOAMF I will be droppin my g's tonight. My family went to a restaurant called Ye Olde Pub. It is unabashidly conservative. There is a sign that says, "this is a conservative restaurant but we will serve liberals." Pictures of Reagan adorn the walls. Also, pics of the rest of presidents, though I didn't look to see if SCOAMF's was up. One area has the names of the victims of 9-11 under a glass plate. When you see that many names in one place you are reminded what a heinous act it was. Pics of firemen and W, pics of soldiers, sailors and all the branches of the service were right behind our table. Get this, the owner came out and asked if we would mind givin our opinion to an AP reporter regardin the current crop of Republican candidates. My wife and I said, right now, Cain with Newt as VP would be our choice. His name was Dan Sewell. The chow was good. We went across to a halloween store, to walk off some of the beer and food. While we were there we ran into a friend, one of Boehner's Staffers and his family. It was a nice night.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (JKNDp)
so she didn't get pissed off when you charge the $1,000 hooker on the visa? whoa you have an amazing wife
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (734Ld)
Some kind of knife/small sword, I gather.
Give any man enough Saudi money and they can and will get laid by those prostitutes. Even a wretch like me, although that would take a considerable portion of the Saudi's GDP,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (Er56e)
If it helps, all of these people were killed in a drive-by several minutes later.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Some Moron at September 30, 2011 10:42 PM
Can't believe, can't believe my Butterface ...
Bu bu bu bu butterface .. bu bu bu bu butterface
Posted by: Lady Gaga at September 30, 2011 05:47 PM (Y+DPZ)
Amazing thing the mind. Born def yet 29 years later as soon as she can hear understands the launguage. She has never heard the english language yet understands the nurse without looking at her lips.
Just amazing.
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 10:44 PM (wY55N)
I was wondering about this as well. Are you suggesting it's staged?
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 05:47 PM (WTNJJ)
Hey,
Is Gabe just about done reviewing the AOSHQ / Breitbart merger deal?
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 10:45 PM (734Ld)
I hope not. Based on his reading of that California law that unionizes babysitters he's not a very good lawyer.
Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2011 05:47 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 05:47 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 30, 2011 10:45 PM (aD5Kx)
Paul Thomas Anderson...if I had one second to live I'dspend it watching a PTA movie because those movies go on for fucking eternity,
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:48 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: fruffy at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (4pSIn)
Peaches,
Great to hear that.
Hey, what kind of food did you order?
You ever try the empenada place off of Washington in West L.A.?
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Daniel Plainview at September 30, 2011 10:44 PM (laT8a)
Worst movie EVER
Dunno about worst-- I've watched "Bloodrayne", a movie which should be outlawed by the United Nations-- but certainly the slowest.
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (laT8a)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 10:46 PM
I'll have a liberal rare with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (Zgfnd)
Speaking of Ray Nagin, does anyone have a link to video of his meltdown during Katrina?
If signs and billboards are a problem, perhaps displaying in-context video is not ...
Posted by: Arbalest at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (eaOsv)
Bu bu bu bu butterface .. bu bu bu bu butterface
Posted by: Lady Gaga at September 30, 2011 10:47 PM (Y+DPZ)
I was hanging out in this business before you, you know!
Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:50 PM (F79HU)
Before I went all gimp and cripply, I worked full time, and bought whatever the heck I felt like. (No purses...mainly perfume and candles) (Well, corsets, books and music, too, but we all know that comes out of HIS budget, since if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy)
Now, I may or may not have been less than truthful forthcoming about how much everything cost, but I certainly never felt like I needed to hide money away.
Evening, all.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 05:50 PM (SsG4J)
so I was at the store and I was going to try out the pork roast recipe that Genetic Tunder posted here, but I couldn't find pork roast in the meat section. There was pork sirloin roast, is that the same thing? I wasn't quite sure.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:50 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:50 PM (HjxoE)
The man is responsible for hundreds of deaths, mostly African American (for all it matters to him). To hell with what he thinks is respectful or not.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 05:51 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: Fresh Air at September 30, 2011 05:51 PM (2Smjy)
There is a sign that says, "this is a conservative restaurant but we will serve liberals."
The thing is, most liberals would refuse to eat there. They're tolerant of other ideas, just as long as you don't disagree with them afterall. And this place would be a sort of example why airports could never show Fox News on the TVs.
Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (GULKT)
Dunno about worst-- I've watched "Bloodrayne", a movie which should be outlawed by the United Nations-- but certainly the slowest.
At least you got to see Kristanna Loken's boobehs in Bloodrayne. You also saw decadent flesh in The Room, but on the other hand, you got to see Tommy Wiseau's posterior.
Save that image for future nightmares.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 10:51 PM (6GvAC)
That man is a stand out among his race. Don't we have a medal we could give him?
Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:50 PM (s7mIC)
Look for the pork loins, those are great roasts.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (ulPNQ)
here is a happy kitteh for you
how are you doing this evening?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (s7mIC)
Ray Nagin, a train wreck reinventing himself.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:54 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 05:54 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 05:54 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:54 PM (UrPTC)
Posted by: zombie Anwar aw-Alakkey at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (263hv)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (s7mIC)
I ain't looking at no "pork loins" ... unless they're girded.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (734Ld)
The Devil's Orchard
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Snafu The Braves tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (8d28r)
here is ahappy kitteh for you
how are you doing this evening?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:52 PM (s7mIC)
You need to do some doggehs too.. Love the pics..
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (R21xD)
He's 1300 lbs. of love. I like Domino's pizza and those lava cakes are the shizzle!Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (734Ld)
I ain't looking at no "pork loins" ... unless they're girded.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 10:55 PM (734Ld)
I on the other hand will look at almost any female loins in a corset
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (UrPTC)
Posted by: Snafu The Braves tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat at September 30, 2011 10:55 PM (8d28r)
Good evening!
Posted by: chemjeff-St Louis Cardinals fan at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (s7mIC)
Pork loin. They come in a kind of cylindrical shape and are very tender after they are cooked. Kroger sells loins plain or seasoned.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 05:57 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 30, 2011 05:57 PM (d6QMz)
chemjeff, pork is a bit tricky, because the pricier cuts can be very dry. A good pork roast is rolled and tied and has fat around it. I don't know, but I suspect the "pork sirloin" is a very lean cut of meat. You don't want that. I've dined with poor folks who buy a pork shoulder or pork butt and they are amazing. And cheap. But for a good pork roast, go to a good butcher (or Whole Foods) and pay the money. Then be careful cooking it, so it doesn't dry out.
Posted by: Peaches, lover of pork at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (wY55N)
Peaches, glad things have been goin well for you. (Notice I dropped another g)
That dance vid was incredible. Heading back upstream to check out the other stories.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (JKNDp)
At least you got to see Kristanna Loken's boobehs in Bloodrayne.
Even that couldn't save it. Remember Showgirls? Full frontal nudity, and I still switched that crap off halfway through.
And regarding the F-22s... Anything that lets the USMC lay down the hate and discontent more efficiently is okay with me. Hopefully they cancel all the cash for the Osprey and use it to buy fighters. Or better armor. Or toilet paper, because that would be better than the Osprey.
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (laT8a)
okay then
it's just that it costs like $10 and so I don't want to be wrong
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (s7mIC)
I use pork sirloin roast in the crockpot all the time. Shoulders, butts are fine, too.
Damn.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 05:59 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 10:57 PM (ulPNQ)
Like a shake weight.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:59 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 30, 2011 05:59 PM (tKFT6)
so I was at the store and I was going to try out the pork roast recipe that Genetic Tunder posted here, but I couldn't find pork roast in the meat section. There was pork sirloin roast, is that the same thing? I wasn't quite sure.
Well, you're cooking overnight, so that means you want cuts that are reasonably tough and full of flavor. With beef, your cut selection matters a lot more, because you get huge flavor dividends and good price advantage for accepting the slow-cooking stuff. For pork, it matters less. Shoulder and loin are both fine. For this cooking method, I might slightly favor shoulder (also, weirdly, known as "Boston Butt") because of a little extra flavor and connective-type tissue to gelatinize the sauce, but it's hard to go wrong. Crockpotting is the most forgiving of cooking methods, except with really delicate stuff like fish or chicken breast.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 05:59 PM (2IW5Q)
so what kind of meat should I get for Genetic Tunder's recipe?
Pork sirloin roast? or pork loin? or ask the butcher for something else?
gah
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (s7mIC)
Teacher 'showed 15-year-old student naked photos of herself on her phone during class'.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (734Ld)
Good evening, all!
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (HWAki)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 10:58 PM (JKNDp)
FTFY
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (UrPTC)
Pork loin is about $3.99 to $4.99 a pound. Not a bad price. Pork and Chicken have remained rather steady during this recession, (especially chicken).
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:01 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 30, 2011 06:01 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 06:02 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: CDR M at September 30, 2011 06:02 PM (Ybl9g)
chemjeff, tell the butcher you're putting it in a crockpot. In my opinion, the beer you choose is more important than the cut of meat for a crockpot.
Oven roasting, different story.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Peaches, lover of pork at September 30, 2011 06:02 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 11:01 PM (ulPNQ)
Where are you buying chicken, it's doubled here? I can buy salmon cheaper than chicken.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:03 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:00 PM (Er56e)
She's not even good looking.
With ugly women it's not even tits or get the fuck out. It's just get the fuck out.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:03 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:03 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 30, 2011 06:03 PM (aSVj6)
Even that couldn't save it. Remember Showgirls? Full frontal nudity, and I still switched that crap off halfway through.
Honestly, Showgirls is one of the 90's Skinemax flicks I never had the honor of seeing.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (F79HU)
I see what you're doing here.
Well played sir.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:00 PM (734Ld)
you do? because I don't. please fill me in!
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (JMmQ9)
Kansas. Chicken has remained rather cheap through this shit. However there is a caveat, eggs are nearly $2.00 a dozen.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:05 PM (ulPNQ)
With crock pots, anything cooked 4 plus hours is gonna be tender. No?
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:05 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 30, 2011 06:06 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:06 PM (21lBC)
Now you can't drink the milk from your own cow, says a Wisconsin judge.
http://tinyurl.com/3drgryg
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 06:06 PM (ymPoE)
chemjeff,
just trying to be funny after several Blue Moons.
it's been a long, long week for me with an interesting twist.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:07 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Peaches, lover of pork at September 30, 2011 11:02 PM
I like to grill it, but only for about four minutes a side on a very hot grill for an 1 1/2" boneless chop. They get nicely browned and are, as you said, fork tender.
Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2011 06:07 PM (263hv)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 11:05 PM (ulPNQ)
I just bought eggs today, $3.75 and two chicken breasts are $11.00. I can by a pound of wild caught king salmon for 9.95.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:07 PM (MtwBb)
Evening.
Twiceblessed: Ever made brownies "2/3's" done? Yum. I like just about any baked dessert almost done.
Oh, ChemJeff..http://www.mealsforyou.com/cgi-bin/customize?meatcutspork.html
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (rZZA3)
Battle of the 'breastraunts': Hooters sues ex exec's saucy start-up 'Twin Peaks'.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (/ybwc)
Trader Joes sells the least expensive egss around.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (gvKUn)
Except that you can just bet he'll find some excuse not to acquire them.
He already has his excuse. When it comes time to sign the check... "Sorry, Rethuglicans! You want budget cuts? Here they are!"
He'll go on all the networks at prime time and talk about how wastful defense spending is, and how we need to focus on paying off his union cronies, wait, I mean jobs. And green energy or high speed rail or unemployment extensions and al Qaida doesn't even have an air force, what do we need all these jets for?
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (laT8a)
Yes, that's the old-school answer, and still mostly a workable formula if you're sticking with beef. But pork is more ambiguous, and it has special cases like pork belly, and with chicken, the stew-friendly wing is approaching the price of the quick-cooking breast, thanks to hot wings.
The more people catch on to the merits of the slow-cooking cuts, the more the traditional price formula, set in the "housewife convenience is everything" early-60's era, is upheaved. We're in a more foodie era now, and the trend is for the good stuff to get expensive, however long it takes to cook.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (8zV0C)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:00 PM (Er56e)
okay I'd hit it
but then again I'm drucking funk
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (s7mIC)
So now, I'm wondering if I should just spring the $60 to $100 to buy an original Toshiba adapter or will my laptop also assassinate it? Is it on a murderous rampage?
Please help a sister out.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:06 PM (21lBC)
Well at this point you might as well buy a new computer. It might end up being cheaper.
Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:06 PM (21lBC)
Fuck spending $100 bucks, I spent ten bucks at an eBay seller called Monster Adapter last year and the thing still works perfectly fine.
Give me some time to find it. Or, ya know, Google or what.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:06 PM (21lBC)
My Toshiba is two years old and still am using the same power adaptor. Maybe you should spring for the orignal parts.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (MtwBb)
Sure you can. But I would advise that your restaurant theme be not about the flesh jugs but about actual jugs-jugs.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 11:09 PM
Perve!
Posted by: Pamela Geller at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CDR M at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (Ybl9g)
Trader Joes sells the least expensive egss around.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:08 PM (734Ld)
And they are the freshest! The only thing I would do with a Vons egg is throw it at something that was annoying me. Which, of course, leaves me a lot of options, but I still wouldn't but their eggs. Or their produce. I think of Vons as "where produce goes to die . . . along with the meat and the dairy products."
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (F79HU)
Almost. Not tripe. Not dried abalone. And a chicken breast will probably be fibrous. I suppose the fibers will be tender.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 11:09 PM (ulPNQ)
ha, we're down to $4 bucks or there abouts. I didn't buy gas this week yet.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (ulPNQ)
Whole pork tenderloin -- 7# @ $1.99 per
Skinless boneless chicken breast -- 5# @$1.97 per
PS -- don't move to the South, it's really bad down here.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (s7mIC)
okay I'd hit it
but then again I'm drucking funkIt (drink) provokes the desire but it takes away the performance
Posted by: Things Zombie William Shakespeare might have said at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (laT8a)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 11:11 PM (wY55N)
Made popcorn the old fashioned way, with some parmesean, yummy..
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (aSVj6)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Errol at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (vewos)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:14 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:14 PM (s7mIC)
I dunno. Are you getting adapters for the right model?
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:15 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 06:15 PM (8zV0C)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:15 PM (gvKUn)
The food at Hooter's is awful.
That is all. Carry on.
Does anybody go to an eatery called "Hooters" for the food?
But they even have a kid's menu, if memory serves me correctly. Now that's bad!
Posted by: Things Zombie William Shakespeare might have said at September 30, 2011 06:15 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:13 PM (21lBC)
Do you have a surge protector?
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (MtwBb)
ugh
I pine for the days of <$2 gas
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:14 PM (s7mIC)
Ours is still 3.77 a gallon. Do not see any relief in sight. This is nv, obama hates us.. And milk is now $4.00 gallon, sick of it..
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (WTNJJ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (21lBC)
I don't understand how that Twin Peaks franchise gets the axe but Tilted Kilt, which is pretty much "Hooters with plaid" is spreading like kudzu.
Really? We had one, it lasted about six months. And this is in freaking Louisiana, home to all who love beer and cheap fried food.
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (laT8a)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 11:14 PM (HjxoE)
lol!!
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (/ybwc)
Oh, and the beer was overpriced and the wings sucked. I thought the whole point of Hooters was that nobody would notice stuff like that.
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 30, 2011 06:17 PM (aSVj6)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:17 PM (wY55N)
well, your laptop battery may already be fucked up
try running your laptop without the battery, does it still make a sound?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:17 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 11:17 PM (wY55N)
True, Peaches recipe sounds perfect, and can do leftover pulled pork sandwiches with the leftovers. Yumm.
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:19 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:19 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:11 PM (Er56e)
Need some sweet, sweet stimulus?
Posted by: Barack Obama who knows a great business idea when he sees one at September 30, 2011 06:19 PM (FBr/C)
I blame SCoaMF
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:20 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 11:14 PM (HjxoE)
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Former Denny's style restaurant called Sambo's. at September 30, 2011 06:20 PM (ulPNQ)
actually you get a battery that precisely matches the adapter that you currently have, that also works for your laptop
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:21 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 06:21 PM (JMmQ9)
Try to always go with the OEM. And do your diligence, some of that Amazon stuff will say OEM, but lie.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:22 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:22 PM (F79HU)
Anyway: agreed that Hooters food is lousy. If you need chicken wings, BW3 does them better. However if you show up to Hooters at the right time (i.e. it's a slow night), and assuming you don't need to be drinking a lot of pints, you might get a waitress willing to take some time to complain about how much working there sucks. Honest women are worth the tip.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:22 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:23 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 30, 2011 06:23 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (wY55N)
Nah, public school; and it's in the van at the parking lot
Posted by: some kid in Loveland, Colorado at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 11:16 PM (R21xD)
yeah milk is about the same here, I just paid $1.95 for a half gallon
ugh
and yet we have "no inflation", whatevs
god it is all so fucking fucked up
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:25 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:25 PM (HjxoE)
I'm just so hesitant to experiment on it because it is so expensive
so I will get 4 lbs of pork loin for the crock pot for that recipe then, okay
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:26 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:27 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 11:24 PM (Zgfnd)
You read Playboy?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:27 PM (Er56e)
However if you show up to Hooters at the right time (i.e. it's a slow night), and assuming you don't need to be drinking a lot of pints, you might get a waitress willing to take some time to complain about how much working there sucks.
I have a co-worker who used to be a bouncer at a a couple of strip clubs in California, and he told me a lot of the women who worked there used variations of that one. My boyfriend's in prison, I hate it here, I just wish I could meet a nice guy, my dad used to beat me, say, you're pretty nice... Makes them seem desperate, and to a certain mindset, desperate means possibly screwable, so the guy drops more money.
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:28 PM (laT8a)
He mentioned that he starts his chemotherapy sometime soon, I think he said next week
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:28 PM (s7mIC)
Leno asks Cain why he wouldn't appoint a Muslim
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 11:16 PM
Am I gonna cringe? I'm kind of afraid to watch.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 06:28 PM (ymPoE)
yeah milk is about the same here, I just paid $1.95 for a half gallon
ugh
and yet we have "no inflation", whatevs
god it is all so fucking fucked upI'm so sick of these lying cocksuckers, inflation and gas prices are kicking the shit out of the middle class. "Oh we would never tax the middle class." You already are motherfucker!
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:29 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:11 PM (Er56e)
Yeah, that'll attract the hillbillies. Come see our collection of fucking JUGS.
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 30, 2011 06:29 PM (ehEyA)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:29 PM (gvKUn)
Am I gonna cringe? I'm kind of afraid to watch.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 11:28 PM
Okay, I dared to watch it. He said "Muslim" when he meant "jihadist."
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 06:29 PM (ymPoE)
ugh
and yet we have "no inflation", whatevs
god it is all so fucking fucked up
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:24 PM (s7mIC)
Yep, grocery shopping sucks big time, I actually used to like to grocery shop. My hubby wonders how I can spend so much on two bags of groceries. It really is depressing as hell.
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:30 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 11:28 PM (laT8a)
One of my school friends who worked at Hooters for a spell said pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:30 PM (Er56e)
Odd. Where in La?
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 06:30 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:30 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 11:27 PM (/ybwc)
He's been posting all week in the morning Headlines thread. He's doing fine, though the chemo starts next week I believe.
That may make him more cranky than usual.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 11:29 PM (gvKUn)
so what do I do? look for the cheapest thing that says "pork" and get 4 lbs of that?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (s7mIC)
Oh, cj, thanks for that, I've been really worried. Will continue to pray that he has a good prognosis and an even better outcome. He's such a sweetheart.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (/ybwc)
RF's cooking tip of the year.
1. large tenderloin.
2. large knife
3, jimmy dean or bacon,
4. polk hole in tenderloin with knife from one end to the other.
5. fill the center full of Jimmy Dean or bacon.
be sure to freeze the sutffing so you can shove it into the pork.
6. cook until done
7. enjoy.
Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (kWpIg)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (6GvAC)
Peaches - here's the twist to my week and it happened today.
I have been in meetings all week and was at a conference today and then decided out of the blue to stop by a Mexican restaurant off PCH and was relaxing and eating in my car just chilling out for a minute when I noticed an elderly woman who had been nodding off in her car parked in the next parking space over. She appeared to be dressed well and had a nicer looking car, but I could just tell something was off and kept thinking about it and then it dawned on me. This woman was living out of her car in one of the nicest areas in Southern California.
I started to look closer at her car and what was in it. She had dry cleaning hanging on a hook, a few pieces of clothes, a prescription pill container on the dash, a few pieces of loose mail and a some small boxes.
I decided to back out and then suddenly stopped. Pulled forward and got out of my car. And walked over to this car next to me.
I knocked lightly on the window and startled this elderly woman and she was ticked off a little but I said, I want to talk to you.
I asked her if she was alright... and she lowered her window and looked me straight in the eye and said, son, I'm homeless.
She looked about 70 years old and she was dressed like a grandmotherly lady.
My heart sank when I saw a photo of her taped to the dashboard of her and her husband in younger and better times, smiling.
I spoke with her for abut 15 to 20 minutes and gave her 65 dollars and a cherised prayer card I had in my wallet. I told her never to give up hope and that somehow she will figure this out and her eyes welled up.
She told me she had been evicted from her home.
I am going to figure things out for her.
I told her that times are very tough for many and that this world is upside down right now but faith is going to get us through.
I was then beyond angered driving home thinking about the abject waste of taxpayer funds just on Solyndra alone and how Obama has worsened things.
That's my story. It's sad but I feel so blessed to actually have met this person today, I know it doesn't make sense but I do feel blessed about the whole experience.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:32 PM (734Ld)
Power adapters are not the whole power system. The little round hole you plug it into is a small internal unit on the laptop. I've replaced several of those on IBM Lenovos that were defective. After going thru as many adapters as you have, I wouldn't expect they all would be bad.
There are so many things that could be causing the problem. I've seen bad keyboards present as power problems. You really need to take it into a repair guy...probably cheaper to get a new one.
Posted by: trainer at September 30, 2011 06:32 PM (DGxyd)
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:32 PM (laT8a)
Posted by: rightlysouthern at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (l12Qv)
but that is what I would do
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (s7mIC)
Heh! Not since I used to find my teenaged brothers' hidden in the cabinet in the bathroom! It says at the bottom of the site at my link what PB rated it.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (Zgfnd)
jake, he's just gettin' his feet wet, don't scare him!
chemjeff, it'll be fine. It'll be more than fine, actually and will encourage you to cook again,which is important.
Which recipe are you trying?
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 11:29 PM (ulPNQ)
But only the ones they haven't already put out of work. That is so unfair, Sam.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:34 PM (ulPNQ)
chique d'afrique, I would take the oem battery to batteries plus or battery barn or someplace like that and have it checked. Most of these places do it for free.
If the battery is shot, it doesnt make one bit difference what kind of adapter you are using. And they might even have a replacement that is the same or lesser cost than online. Might be worth a try.
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:34 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 11:33 PM (Zgfnd)
Hey, you'll get no judgment from me either way,
.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (ZDUD4)
But only the ones they haven't already put out of work. That is so unfair, Sam.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 11:33 PM (/ybwc)
Yeah you're right, although I have been out of work since December '10. Lol.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (SsG4J)
hooray for you for saying something and doing something for her
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 06:36 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 11:29 PM (ymPoE)
So why is it that this view of Cain makes him beyond the pale, but the almost universally held belief of the left that believing Catholics and evangelicals have no place in the government is a-ok?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 06:36 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:36 PM (ENKCw)
This story makes me physically ill. No family or anyone that can take her in?
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 06:36 PM (HWAki)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:37 PM (HjxoE)
"Oh we would never tax the middle class." You already are motherfucker!
Please understand-- unless the tax increase is accompanied by speeches calling for you to be publicly pilloried, insulting everything you do and insinuating that you're evil and stupid, it doesn't count as a tax increase. Or something.
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:37 PM (laT8a)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:37 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 06:37 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:38 PM (s7mIC)
So why is it that this view of Cain makes him beyond the pale, but the almost universally held belief of the left that believing Catholics and evangelicals have no place in the government is a-ok?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 11:36 PM
Shut up.
Posted by: The Explainer at September 30, 2011 06:38 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:38 PM (ZDUD4)
Jeebus, Journolist. Kudos to you for doing the right thing. And, I am utterly serious, if you need any help with it, please email me and I will do whatever I can. carolinvenice at the hoo yah thingy. I really want to help. God bless you, ain't nothing in this world a determined moron can't do.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (/ybwc)
be sure to freeze the sutffing so you can shove it into the pork.
6. cook until done
7. enjoy.
Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 11:31 PM (kWpIg)
Did you just describe deflowering a pig here? Or what the hell was that?
Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (hQX3k)
Nice looking car probably had a good life back in the day. Trust me, it's real hard to swallow your pride and ask for help.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: mike at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (ZrGnc)
We had the SARAH! polls. The Bachman polls. The Perry polls. The Cain polls. And now Drudge is pimping the Christie polls. All of them within a few points of the SCFOMF then poof. Like a freaking mirage. I'm just sayin...
Posted by: Quin at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (3aJ/q)
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (ymPoE)
Sorry, dude; but 314 was hyperbole. You should have left it at "evangelicals"; the Left really does churn out a lot of scaremongering books about "The Family", "American Fascism", "Clash of Fundamentalisms" and associated bullshit.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:40 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 06:40 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:40 PM (HjxoE)
And if they are going to fly from land, a VTOL aircraft is a great idea...until you realize you have to refuel and rearm it, so it's stupid not to operate from an airbase (how do you get the bomb jammer out in the forest?). Duh!
OK, the light, expeditionary Marines need fighters for heavy firepower but why can't they use the other services? As a wise Congressman (yeah, it's an oxymoron) once said, "I understand why the Army needs an Air Force, and I understand why the Navy needs an Army. But why does the Navy's Army need an Air Force?"
Posted by: Arms Merchant at September 30, 2011 06:40 PM (NZMKc)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:32 PM (734Ld)
You are what makes America great. God Bless!
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:41 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:41 PM (ZDUD4)
"Oh we would never tax the middle class." You already are motherfucker!
Please understand-- unless the tax increase is accompanied by speeches calling for you to be publicly pilloried, insulting everything you do and insinuating that you're evil and stupid, it doesn't count as a tax increase. Or something.
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 11:37 PMYou have access to TOTUS?
Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2011 06:41 PM (263hv)
Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 06:42 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 06:42 PM (Zgfnd)
That's my story. It's sad but I feel so blessed to actually have met
this person today, I know it doesn't make sense but I do feel blessed
about the whole experience.
God bless you, Journolist, for taking to time to care for somebody you saw in need, especially someone you don't know.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:42 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (gvlTU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (JMmQ9)
the government fucked up the housing market, fucked up the economy
and now this sweet old lady is homeless, living in her car
man that is just fucking awful
god damn these SCoaMFs, all of them
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (JWxVQ)
There is a lot of gray area between that and some panhandler asking me for money.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (ENKCw)
You got it, girlfriend. That lady's got a team forming up here.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (/ybwc)
jake and Peaches and everyone else is telling you the truth... pork loin is a better cut of pork, and there are far better ways to cook it.
All I am saying is that it sounds to me like you are a bit of a novice, who is not yet ready to braise, oven roast, etc, and that a porkloin in the crockpot is gonna be heavenly. I also know form experience that they don't always have a lot of pork options in certain areas of the country.
Don't cheap out on the beer, though, or it'll be bitter. I definitely recommend the Dos Equis Amber.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (ZDUD4)
Gonna go watch a movie with my sweetheart. Hope you all have a great weekend. Go Sooners, Raiders, and Cowboys for Theresa.
God Bless!
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:46 PM (HjxoE)
My groceries may be a shit load more expensive, but I would be honored to share them to someone who needs them.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:46 PM (ulPNQ)
You have access to TOTUS?
Yes. I'm considering inserting a few lines into Obama's next speech, about his and Barney Frank's upcoming vibrator party, and how next year's budget needs to include $2500 to buy replacement crash helmets for Biden. I'm also willing to entertain suggestions.
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:47 PM (laT8a)
That's great. Now how do you get the fuel and bombs in? Oh yeah, you fly them to the airport in big airplanes and then truck them out to the highway.
Duh!
Posted by: Arms Merchant at September 30, 2011 06:48 PM (NZMKc)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:48 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:48 PM (s7mIC)
Preach it, sister! My money, I'll buy what I feel like, provided we aren't starving or what not. We have our savings cushion etc. Ya can't take it with ya, for Pete's sake, and life is for living.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:49 PM (SsG4J)
hi Peach....... hope you are well. cant say the same for the the Pat's...........
Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 06:50 PM (kWpIg)
It makes me sick to think about this woman rotting away in her car. Somebody's widow, (probably) somebody's mother and grandmother.
Barack Hussein Obama, the most dangerous domestic terrorist this country has ever faced, has done this to more people than we will ever know. And the Jug-Eared Fuck has done it all with a sneer and a smile, while the First Wookie buys more $10,000 purses.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 06:50 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 11:43 PM (ENKCw)
I once worked third shift in a big city. It was interesting watching the "homeless" commute to "work"...
Though there were some real ones too.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 06:50 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 06:51 PM (yJajs)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 30, 2011 06:51 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:52 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:52 PM (SsG4J)
hey hey hey
Posted by: Ben at September 30, 2011 06:52 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 06:52 PM (gvlTU)
Yes, and total fucking hypocrites.
Journolist, come back please, so you can tell us how to get you some money for that poor old woman.
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 06:53 PM (HWAki)
In my opinion the cheap meat goes in the crockpot and the better meat gets grilled, broiled, roasted or flash pan fried.
It rubs the oil on it's skin or else it gets the crockpot again.
Posted by: Hanibal Stottlemeyer Lecturn at September 30, 2011 06:53 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:52 PM (s7mIC)
None of my business chemjeff but are you having a lot of company, 4 lbs is a lot of meat.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:53 PM (MtwBb)
Yes, and total fucking hypocrites.
yup - because rich people are evil, except if they live in Hollywood, then the riches are all okay for some reason
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:54 PM (s7mIC)
I once worked third shift in a big city. It was interesting watching the "homeless" commute to "work"...
Though there were some real ones too.I saw a story several years ago where college kids would go to big cities and pretend to be homeless for a weekend to get money on the side. Some of those kids made a pretty lucrative windfall from it.
Americans are a generous people and it kills me when liberals like Obama and his ilk belittle and then stifle American generosity.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:54 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:55 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 11:51 PM
No, but their target audience is.
Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2011 06:55 PM (263hv)
well no, no company but hopefully it will last for a week's worth of dinners
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:55 PM (s7mIC)
I take it you ain't a Southern boy?
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:55 PM (SsG4J)
Yeah, well, um, fuck you, buddy. What, you didn't have enough time to discuss the fuckin' Sox in that comment, too? 'Cause they really stunk the place up.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:56 PM (/ybwc)
Americans are a generous people and it kills me when liberals like Obama and his ilk belittle and then stifle American generosity.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:54 PM (Er56e)
John Stossel did a show on that not long ago. Most of the panhanlers he encountered lived in a nice home in a nice neighborhood.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:56 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:56 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:56 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 06:57 PM (gvlTU)
Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 11:51 PM (yJajs)
Well, it takes one to know one, I suppose. Remember that these are people who think that all 'normal' people think like them, so:
1. All rich people think like me.
2. I'm an asshole.
3. Therefore, all rich people are assholes.
Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:57 PM (laT8a)
Courtesy of Breibart at Teacon (? -- apparently some conference up in Chicago) ---> He called Janeane Garofalo 'Hollywood's sympathy fuck'
!!!
Snap!
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 06:57 PM (HWAki)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:55 PM (s7mIC)
You should sufficiently hate it by then. Why don't you try cutting the recipe in half, just sayin.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:57 PM (MtwBb)
My panhandler cynicism level went up quite a bit the time one asked me for money for food, and I offered to buy him some sandwiches at Burger King instead. He gave me a very ingracious 'no thanks' instead.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Hanibal Stottlemeyer Lecturn at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (JKNDp)
Right. One late night a friend gave $35 to a guy at a gas station for a "towing charge." My friend also gave the guy his address so he could mail my friend the money later.
Not only did he get my cash, he got my address when I wasn't home. Um, I mean, my friend's cash and my friend's address.
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (JWxVQ)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (HjxoE)
@356. And your point being? I would mention the fact that most supplies and material arrive in theater on ships and not aircraft. Still what is your point? Or did you even see the "if need be" part.
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (wY55N)
okay that's fine with me, as long as she showers first
do I first have to move to Hollywood? or does she make house calls?
I've got the handcuffs
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (gvKUn)
No no, no, we are gonna teach him about burritos and BBQ leftovers next.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 11:55 PM (SsG4J)
Ha, no. I am the first line of defense from the coming canadian invasion.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (MtwBb)
Dood, you do not want to eat ANYTHING for more than maybe 3-4 days. After that, you're just asking for a midnight date with the porcelain alter.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (/ybwc)
None of my business chemjeff but are you having a lot of company, 4 lbs is a lot of meat.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 11:53 PM (MtwBb)
Blind date with Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:00 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (HjxoE)
sock off
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (yJajs)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (OzwCD)
You should sufficiently hate it by then. Why don't you try cutting the recipe in half, just sayin.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 11:57 PM (MtwBb)
oh no, that's not how I work
I'll have the same thing for dinner 3 or 4 times in a row, then I'll go out to eat, then I'll have the rest of it until it is all gone
last week I had this chicken/pasta thing, the same thing for 5 nights in a row- that's okay
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (s7mIC)
You're welcome. Don't fuck it up, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (/ybwc)
RINO in training? Or pumped full of Gardasil?
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (F79HU)
God bless you, and for showing any trolls lurking that conservatives have big hearts and want to help those in distress, not condemn them to eating cat food
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 11:59 PM
What's the difference between an "oven rack" and a "broiler pan"? I set the oven rack second from the top then put the steaks on a broiler pan. I guess the pan is something I set on the rack?
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:03 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at October 01, 2011 12:02 AM (OzwCD)
No, she doesn't suck, she spits.
Posted by: Hollywood at September 30, 2011 07:03 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:02 AM (SsG4J)
sadly the Mariners.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:03 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 30, 2011 07:03 PM (nvlAW)
Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (gvlTU)
Get 1 to 1 1/2 half pound of petite sirlon beef steaks.
pre-heat the oven on Broil for 15 minutes.
set the oven rack 2nd from the top.
place beef steaks on broiler pan.
place in oven and flip the steaks after 6 minutes.
(cook 6 minutes per side)
after the 12 minutes remove from oven and place a pat of butter ontop of each steak
salt and pepper to taste.
serve and enjoy!
Crock pot recipes may be transmitted to novices. Other stuff is harder. If I did what you describe, I'd have shoe leather. Not saying it doesn't work with your beef and your broiler and your doneness preferences. But I just broiled some 2" steaks, 3 minutes on a side, and they were perfect for me. You have to experiment with your equipment and ingredients. Or learn how to poke a steak with your finger and decide how done it is.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (HjxoE)
Peaches ain't Southern, either.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (SsG4J)
do I first have to move to Hollywood? or does she make house calls?
I've got the handcuffs
There are some things in life that are free that you still don't want cj,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (Er56e)
What's the difference between an "oven rack" and a "broiler pan"? I set the oven rack second from the top then put the steaks on a broiler pan. I guess the pan is something I set on the rack?
Wait, okay, I think I got it. Just did a google image search on broiler pan. It seems to two layers: top layer has slits, bottom layer is solid, so juices can drip down. Presumably this broiler flame is overhead.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (ymPoE)
okay that's fine with me, as long as she showers first
do I first have to move to Hollywood? or does she make house calls?
I've got the handcuffs. Chemjeff
Dude, I know you have been going through a dry spell but Jeanine Garofalo? you would bet better off "dating" a couple pounds of liver and a microwave.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (F79HU)
Been fun as always. Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (HjxoE)
last week I had this chicken/pasta thing, the same thing for 5 nights in a row- that's okay
Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:02 AM (s7mIC)
damn chemjeff, we had more variety than that with c rations.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (MtwBb)
This is what I do, too. I also buy beef roasts that are on sale and cut them up for stew meat or chili. I ain't paying a couple dollars more a pound for something that takes me 10 minutes to do.
Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (263hv)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:06 PM (ZDUD4)
Um.... better take a second look at her, CJ. And a third, if the second one doesn't register.
I used to think Janeane Garofalo was attractive, back during the Ben Stiller Show days. 'Course, I was 14 years old at the time and willing to fuck anything. Now she's a lot uglier and I'm, uh, well, I'm older.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:06 PM (OzwCD)
Oh, that's excellent! I have beanervt on the brain, and was obvioulsy thinking New England.
I have always liked the Mariners. I was a huge Olerud fan.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:06 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 11:59 PM
What's the difference between an "oven rack" and a "broiler pan"? I set the oven rack second from the top then put the steaks on a broiler pan. I guess the pan is something I set on the rack?
"Oven Rack" - those things like a gridiron that fit onto slots in your oven
"Broiler Pan" - a black enameled pan that comes with most ovens. It has two parts, an upper part with holes for fat to drain into, and a lower part, to catch the fat. The whole point is to get the fat to drain out of the direct heat of the broiler, so it doesn't spatter, catch fire, etc.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 07:06 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:07 PM (SsG4J)
Pleasant dreams, yeah...Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:07 PM (HjxoE)
Man, if I didn't have the ties to where I live now, and had the money, I'd sure make that move!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:07 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:01 AM (ZDUD4)
How 'bout the ole donkey punch? Hey, now I know why they call it a donkey punch?
Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 30, 2011 07:07 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 12:06 AM
Thanks, I finally figured it out. I also figured out that this broiler flame is overhead.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:08 PM (ymPoE)
I'd rather beat my meat with a sledgehammer. Like it owed me money.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 07:08 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:08 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:09 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:09 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:09 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at September 30, 2011 07:09 PM (JWxVQ)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:10 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:06 AM (SsG4J)
Yeah, you have to go back in time to like them. Always next year though.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:10 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:10 PM (/ybwc)
my dear Peach, i could give a fuck less about the sox, pats, or most of all the yankees...........
the Braves sucked this year and many more years before, but..... the birds (Falcons) might just put purtty boy in his place this year
Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 07:11 PM (kWpIg)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:11 PM (gvKUn)
I first saw God-awful on some movie that was playing on HBO, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, and I didn't think she looked all that bad then. And not only is she uglier on the outside now, she's much uglier on the inside. At every interview she gives she just emanates hate and bile, like all the other liberal femi-Nazi scrunts.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:11 PM (Er56e)
arhooley, are you having us on with this "oven rack, broiler pan" thing? I am laughing so hard.
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 12:09 AM
Sadly, no. I also recently learned what a "clove" of garlic is. It's one of those little individually-wrapped pieces you pull off, not the whole bulby thing.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:11 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:12 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:12 PM (s7mIC)
So much for karma,
My wife just told me we are going to a play tomorrow.... Pride and Prejudice.
Arggggh.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:12 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 12:11 AM (Er56e)
This.
She did do one of the voices in Ratatouille. She was good there, too.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (F79HU)
The whole reason the v/stol was created in the first place.
The roots of the Harrier lie in the mid-1950's, a time when the possibility of vertical take-off, fixed-wing aircraft had begun to be investigated in several countries. Airframe and engine designers were stimulated by the growing military awareness of the vulnerability of large air bases to tactical nuclear weapons, while the opportunity to operate civil airliners from the centre of cities provided a further impetus. Most importantly, the rapid progress in engine and airframe technology finally made such aircraft appear truly practicable
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (wY55N)
I just buy the big bottle of already minced garlic and use that instead
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:14 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:14 PM (Zgfnd)
You know I was just kidding, racefan. My love for you is unconditional . . .
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:14 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (gvKUn)
I once put 6 pork chops in the dang broiler and only 5 came back out.
There is no back to the broiler, so be careful.
And ours is awfully close to the floor, meaning any damn thing could crawl up in there.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:12 AM (SsG4J)
they had a great team when chipper Jones I think his name was and ahhh i forget their names. You have the same problem I do. You need to be a time traveler.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (MtwBb)
what is the difference? they're not the same?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (s7mIC)
Yeah, that was back when she was still cute and able to get starring film roles. Seems like a million years ago.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (21lBC)
My wife just told me we are going to a play tomorrow.... Pride and Prejudice.
Arggggh.
Posted by: Journolist at October 01, 2011 12:12 AM (734Ld)
No good deed will go unpunished.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (ZDUD4)
It's dopey but I've always given most of them the benefit of the doubt - I think they're mostly harmless and mentally ill. I've scaled back though due to the frequency and the combative demeanor I've seen as of late.
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (HWAki)
I see that the hourly reminders over at RedState by site creater
E. Erick Rick Richard EE Erickson (sorry, his real name is something five year old comes up with when they try to invent a friend) that Lisa Ann is still stalling on providing a sequel to her nailin' movie is driving much of his followers bonkers.
Fun times.
Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 07:17 PM (gTQby)
Did that sound gay?
Not at all!
Posted by: Barney Frank at September 30, 2011 07:18 PM (JWxVQ)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:18 PM (wY55N)
Did that sound gay?
If you bought the soundtrack album, please turn in your man card. Unless you can somehow qualify for the Mark Steyn Exception. But even he once referred to himself as an "old showbiz queen" or something similar. This is the road you are now on.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 07:18 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:18 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:15 AM (SsG4J)
okay you're just putting me on now
right?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:19 PM (s7mIC)
Say, how's your mama?
Oldsailor, it kinda did. But Thor loves plays too, so I can't say much else.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:19 PM (SsG4J)
cj, that stuff blows. You buy the real garlic (if you don't need much, just pull off a couple of cloves, they charge by the pound), peel it (very easy, cut off the end of the fat end and nudge the rest off with your knife tip), then smash it with the flat side of a big fat knife. The shit in the jars is execrable.
Or, try this, buy a whole garlic dealie, stick it in the oven for however long (look it up), then you squeeze the little cloves out onto bread and you will think you died and went to heaven.
P.S. Putting a pork tenderloin in a crockpot is a huge waste. You could probably put your old running shoes in the crockpot and they would taste good with the right spices. If you're crockpotting it, but the cheapest meat you can find (but not that "day old" stuff . . . ever).
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:19 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 07:19 PM (WTNJJ)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:20 PM (F79HU)
Did that sound gay?
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:16 AM (ZDUD4)
At least it wasn't Kiss of the Spiderwoman that did that to you.
Then I'd say no hope.
Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 07:20 PM (gTQby)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:21 PM (gvKUn)
My wife just told me we are going to a play tomorrow.... Pride and Prejudice.
Arggggh.
Posted by: Journolist at October 01, 2011 12:12 AM (734Ld)So...you are going to dress up like a zombie, right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 07:21 PM (FBr/C)
I've used this set of crockpot recipes for a couple of years. After you try a few you get a sense of what can and can't be done in them.
I'd suggest you practice on the cheaper cuts of meat first before you try a tenderloin.
Posted by: drybrush at September 30, 2011 07:21 PM (mIucK)
what is the difference? they're not the same?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:15 AM
No, and I learned it through a handy rhyme -- The kettle is metal. The pot is not.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:21 PM (ymPoE)
True black.
Work that tie Uncle Herman. Work that shit!
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:22 PM (F79HU)
No, I am not.
And Peaches is dead on about the garlic. Especially the roasted garlic. OMG, is she right. I suck it right outta the little cloves, or straight off of Thor's fingers. Lord.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:22 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (yJajs)
You might already have a broiler pan, check in the drawer in the botton of your oven.
Yes, chemjeff, I have a broiler pan. I always wondered what it was. And now . . . I know how to use it!!!!
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (ymPoE)
Except in many Chinese restaurants. Also there is the occasional silver teapot out there.
Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:16 AM (ZDUD4)
No because it's "Les Mis" not "La Miz."
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 30, 2011 07:25 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 07:25 PM (kWpIg)
Also, with a broiler, you do NOT close it all the way, you MUST leave it open an inch or two while cooking.
I can't believe I am giving out these helpful household hints. I can go from one year to the next on nothing but take-out. However, when I cook, I can give you a major foodgasm.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:25 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 07:25 PM (yJajs)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 01, 2011 12:23 AM (JKNDp)
YOu have to steal the pats from Denny's they are the only ones that have them.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (gvKUn)
Except in many Chinese restaurants. Also there is the occasional silver teapot out there.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 12:23 AM
Well true, but for purposes of not burning down my kitchen my rhyme works. In the Chinese restaurant and in the land of silver teapots it's all cooked and served for me.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (WTNJJ)
Yeah, I just poked my head in to that dumb motherfucker's site a few hours ago. There were at least half a dozen different threads on the subject; Erickson's just posting hourly. What an incredible douche. It seems like only yesterday that speaking ill of the Wasilla Messiah there would get you banned. (But then, practically everything over there will get you banned.)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:27 PM (F79HU)
If she'd wanted, she could have sidled into the "character actor" niche, spicing it up with tours on the stage and some stand-up. She earned some goodwill amongst the hipsters with the Cats And Dogs movie, Cyrano-ripoff that it was.
But no... like Margaret Cho (who was also funny and cute for about six months), she figured that raging against the machine, doood! was the way to maintain one's cred and youth for a decade. Um, no.
Ace has a 2000 word essay about this lying around, I'm sure of it.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 07:27 PM (6GvAC)
Oh hell yea, and Dale Murphy stayed after every game and gave every last one of us autographs.
Cubs fans do have all my sympathy. We at least got one Championship.
Peaches, thanks for the tips and did you see La Brady's new haircut?
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:27 PM (SsG4J)
So what the fuck makes her an expert on black people?
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 07:28 PM (Y+DPZ)
YOu have to steal the pats from Denny's they are the only ones that have them.
Thanks Robtr, good thing I son't have to go to Sambo's. They're getting hard to find.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:28 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:28 PM (ZDUD4)
THat's right, not only is Jeff B. is actually posting in an ONT, moreover I am ruinously drunk after a night of pleasant debauchery. Now's the time to get me to reveal embarrassing personal information if you want!
P.S. Fuck I should've asked to be a guest-blogger when Ace went on vacation. I woulda stirred the shit up something fierce around here.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:29 PM (hIWe1)
WHAT?????????????? is my food going to catch fire????????????/
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:29 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 01, 2011 12:28 AM (Y+DPZ)
We have a black family in Seattle.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:29 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (/ybwc)
They wash her windows at red lights and she waves them a thank-you as she drives off w/out leaving a tip...?
Did I win?
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (HWAki)
Uh, when was Margaret Cho ever funnieh?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (s7mIC)
She's a Democrat who "cares" about "diversity." Hence, expert.
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (YxBuk)
Only Erick Erickson could pull of the amazing feat of making me roll my eyes in boredom and disgust over a Palin-mocking schtick. That guy seriously is King Midas in reverse (I shamelessly reference The Hollies!): everything he touches turns to shit.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (hIWe1)
If not, it's really sad that she has no family to fall back on
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (Y+DPZ)
JeffB, how debauched are we talkin' here? POIDH!
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (SsG4J)
These things are usually coordinated with campaigns so I'm assuming that Cain's campaign laid down too many rules for Leno so he just lobbed a lot of softballs with the opportunity to ask that one big question. And I suppose Cain was eager to asnwer that one cause saying he wouldn't appoint any muslims has damaged him severely.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (F79HU)
It could, there's all that grease. No big. You just open the broiler drawer and let the flames die down and shove it all back in. Repeat as necessary. Don't be a baby!!
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (gvKUn)
so how about that Romney huh? what a tool!!! right Jeffy B?????
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: cherry π at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (OhYCU)
Oldsailor, plays are actually cool and I shouldn't complain.
And there are bars in the lobbies of most play houses.
My dad used to take me to the symphony when I was young. And also made me listened to opera.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:33 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:33 PM (Zgfnd)
I'm confused now
Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:31 AM (s7mIC)
Jeeebus, I have an idea that may solve two of your problems. Take a cooking class, you will learn how to cook and probably meet some nice woman. It's a twofer, go for it.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:33 PM (MtwBb)
THat's right, not only is Jeff B. is actually posting in an ONT, moreover I am ruinously drunk after a night of pleasant debauchery. Now's the time to get me to reveal embarrassing personal information if you want!
P.S. Fuck I should've asked to be a guest-blogger when Ace went on vacation. I woulda stirred the shit up something fierce around here.
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 12:29 AM (hIWe1)
Hi Jeff B., I like reading your comments as you're a very rational and thoughtful dude.
We're all getting drunk, glad you can join us.
Ever stick your finger up your ass?
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (F79HU)
Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis? I've just been huffing spray paint fumes like Charlie in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. It's a disorientingly great high! And no unpleasant memories to torment yourself with afterwards!
("Gin & tonic" is the correct answer.)
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (hIWe1)
So. Damn. Good.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (ZDUD4)
Welcome Jeff B. and what adult beverage has led to this downfall?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 01, 2011 12:31 AM (JKNDp)
< I thought Jeff B. was now over at Breitbart.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (734Ld)
That would be never. Of course, I speak as someone who has never seen her naked. That might be worth a queasy guffaw.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: In awe/panic of what machines can do at September 30, 2011 07:35 PM (NRygI)
Jeeebus, I have an idea that may solve two of your problems. Take a cooking class, you will learn how to cook and probably meet some nice woman. It's a twofer, go for it.
Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 12:33 AM (MtwBb)
Sexy married women, cause that's how CHemJeff likes 'em.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:35 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Berserker at September 30, 2011 07:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:35 PM (s7mIC)
WHAH THUH FUH IH THISH? YUOUH THIH YU CAH JUH BARH ONH IH HEAH AFTAH AHL TEH CAHNDUSHENDIHNGH THIHS YUO SAH ABOWH TEH ONT AHN SAYH HOWHDEH-DOOH? WHAH BRIHGS YUO INTUH THIH PLASHE YUO THIH YUO AHR SO MUH BETTAH THAH? ANH WHAH DUH A NIGH UHF UHPLEZUNH DIHBAWCHUWY WOOK WIHK FUH YUO?!?!?! SPEEH UHP, WEAH WISUHNINGH!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 30, 2011 07:36 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:36 PM (gvKUn)
Drudge Headline: NEW HAMPSHIRE VOTE IN DECEMBER?
Thanks Florida. Keep it up and an incumbant can be voted out before he takes office.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:36 PM (JKNDp)
Lots of videos on youtube. Lots of cooking shows on Foodnetwork.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:36 PM (SsG4J)
Let's just say that the hooker won't be bothering to file a police complaint because it would require her to explain how she got into the "Oscar Meyer Weiner" suit in the first place.
(Real answer: hanging out with my buds after work, but yes indeed ruinously drunk. Note the remarkably well-formatted & typo-free posting despite wholesale inebriation.)
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 12:25 AM (/ybwc)
will me marry me and keep cooking and drinking from time to time?
Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (kWpIg)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (gvKUn)
Yeah, tell me about it.
Posted by: Rick Barber at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (OzwCD)
Or you can use your kitchen as a mini lab and experiment a bit. Cooking is applied chemistry after all,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (Er56e)
but if you are concerned place the oven rack on the 3rd place down rather than the 2nd.
We are talking about the broiler, jake. The oven rack v. broiler debate was quite a ways back. Try to keep up, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:38 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:35 AM (s7mIC)
Think of meeting the woman as a bonus then. I took one and there were 4 or 5 single women there. They have them at restaurants here. It's a social thing as well as you learn how to cook something.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:38 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:38 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:39 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (cS5/o)
It's all I think about some days . . .
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (ZDUD4)
Ever notice every Paual Dean recipe starts with 1 can Crisco?
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:41 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:42 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:42 PM (ZDUD4)
This is a sharp idea.
chemjeff, can you cook a steak?
Posted by: fluffy, bite size polar bear snack at September 30, 2011 07:42 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:42 AM (ZDUD4)
< ... and 3 cans cream of mushroom
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (734Ld)
I've almost never been to redstate in my life, but I went there just now and looked at the headlines. I've gotta say . . . that was funny.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (ymPoE)
There are a number of people out there on Teh Intertubes posting under the handle "Jeff B." But thankfully only on on AoSHQ. So that guy ain't me, whoever it is.
You know, the funny thing about Breitbart's ongoing "I want to poach the AoSHQ commentariat" thing is that he'll never be able to so long as the caliber of blogger he hosts is on the level of John Nolte. We demand a certain level of hobo-defiling INTELLIGENCE (perhaps it might called "cunning") around here....that shit's wildly absent in most places.
I can think of maybe two or three blogs with comment sections that really impress me in terms of the quality of commenters, funny running schticks, worthwhile serious posters, etc. The interesting thing is that, while they all lean semi-right, they're not ideologically homogeneous at all: Ace of Spades HQ, Althouse, and McArdle's blog over on the Atlantic. Whatever you think of the bloggers themselves, those comment sections are fuckin' GOLD.
Hot Air is the polar opposite, of course.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (mRRji)
it's pretty weird isn't it
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (ZDUD4)
Hey -- some of us hilljacks at hear that just so happen to live in the burbs like to keep it real occasionally -- this is what Boone's Farm Wine is for
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (HWAki)
I don't visit Redstate often enough to grok your "Rick Barber" reference. What's that about?
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:44 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 07:44 PM (WTNJJ)
Well, duh, there's your trouble! Cooking is way easier if you actually experience hunger.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:44 PM (/ybwc)
Ever notice every Paual Dean recipe starts with 1 can Crisco?
Posted by: Journolist at October 01, 2011 12:41 AM (734Ld)
Paula Deen looks constatnly ready to suck the marrow from the bones of children.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:45 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:45 PM (MtwBb)
Let's talk.
Posted by: Guy Looking to Rent Out the Trunk of a '93 Camaro at September 30, 2011 07:46 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:46 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 12:43 AM (hIWe1)
< Very true. But, I thought you were drunk? Not one typo. Are you feigning drunkeness or do you have Irish kidneys?
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:46 PM (734Ld)
But no, they broke shit up and me and my friend got stiffed on our money
Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (M8yfa)
Which is worse, boonesfarm or thunderbird? I don't drink.
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (wY55N)
'Night, morons, I'll see you tomorrow. And remember, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (/ybwc)
You say this like it's a bad thing.
I don't actually cook much, either.
I can cook, I just don't really care much for it, and I prefer to reserve my strength for other wifely things.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (SsG4J)
Funny, my best friend said a similar thing about his now ex-wife not too long. Perhaps his ex and yours are related?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:48 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:48 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 12:33 AM (MtwBb)
Bring alot of rubbers....cooking classes are a target friendly enviroment
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 12:46 AM (gvKUn)
Wow! that idea's so crazy it just might work!
BTW, Hi all! today i was feelin better. but i didnt go crazy with it. prolly a good idea. im watching Pat Fucking Caddell on Hannity. love him
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 07:49 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:49 PM (Zgfnd)
Hey!!
Nuf on Paula if ya know the history. Fine Lady, and can cook paper that would be yum and Kick Martha's ass any ol' day...
jus saying...
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 07:49 PM (mRRji)
Yep. And it was a stupid idea then, too. And the Marines have always operated their beached Harriers from a base. It's just too dang efficient not to,
Posted by: Arms Merchant at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (NZMKc)
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 12:48 AM (Er56e)
Was she a skandi, if so yes. They are all related.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (ZDUD4)
Rick Barber was one of a number of quixotic primary candidates Erick the Well-Fed tried to push in the primaries last year, because the conservative candidate who could actually win was Establishment, or something. The jackass is trying to build himself into some kind of Junior Kingmaker, but it isn't working out so well.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:51 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:51 PM (ZDUD4)
I really wish Herman Cain:
1.) Had ever held elected office before. Even Congressman, which normally wouldn't be enough for me, but might be enough for him.
2.) Hadn't said that unforgivably ignorant crap about mosques that indicated a complete lack of familiarity with the Constitution and the 1st Amendment (and which was subsequently embraced by a depressing number of drive-by idiots who dropped their shit on this blog).
3.) Because I like the everliving FUCK out of the guy on a gut level. I don't think he's qualified for the Presidency, and nothing he'll ever say or do during this electoral season will ever change my mind about that (though yeah, I'll happily pull the lever should he win the nomination), but man...he must be one of the most instinctively likeable fucking dudes we've had in national GOP politics in years.
4.) I remember when he ran for the Georgia Senate seat that Johnny Issakson ended up winning in 2004. Ironically enough, given current events, he was apparently considered the quasi-moderate in that race, but I remember I was rooting for him even back then (and was pleased that he at least made a very strong showing in the primary despite losing). Just wish he'd actually won.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:52 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:53 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:53 PM (734Ld)
Oh while I'm thinking about it fuck Anthony Bourdain--- that pretentious cumstain. He can go eat a Korean dog and get ringworm for all I care. Can't stand him.
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 07:53 PM (HWAki)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:53 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:54 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:51 AM (ZDUD4)
probably, I've never seen a family with so many relatives. They took up their side of the church, half of my side and the entire fucking divorce court.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:54 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:54 PM (734Ld)
Ok your in a war, all of your bases are out of operation so you dont have an airforce unless you can find somewhere for your planes to fly from. Hmmm, we seem to have a lot of paved highways around here maybe that would be a good idea.
Did you see that part "if need be" in my original post?
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (ZDUD4)
I am literally fighting off nausea at this point, because -- oh shit! -- I am *continuing* to drink now that I'm home. It's not Irish kidneys...though I do come from a long line of drunken Russo-Polacks on the dad's side. I'm just wired for perfect spelling and grammar. It's one of those things that my friends have been pointing out since college: "Gee, Jeff, even when you're drunk you're upsettingly coherent. Remind me never to get into a car with you under those circumstances."
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: 20 Million North Koreans at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: lu at October 01, 2011 12:53 AM (HWAki)
Really?
Anthony Bourdain is cool. He drinks, smokes and eats all day long. He's should be an honorary Moron.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (734Ld)
chemjeff needs easy newbie recipes.
Lacey, Bourdain looks like he stinks to me. He almost makes me gag when I look at him, and I don't even have a gag reflex
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Looming Alcohol Poisoning at September 30, 2011 07:56 PM (OzwCD)
She is a Skanky. Is that close enough?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 12:53 AM (Er56e)
Nah, skandis aren't skanky. They are just treacherouse.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:56 PM (MtwBb)
1.) Had ever held elected office before. Even Congressman, which normally wouldn't be enough for me, but might be enough for him.
I agree. The stakes are just too high to put the contest in the hands of a complete rookie.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:57 PM (s7mIC)
I've actually had friends tell me that acquiring a drinking problem might actually be a net benefit for me. I'd like to think they were kidding.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:58 PM (hIWe1)
I agree. The stakes are just too high to put the contest in the hands of a complete rookie.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:57 AM (s7mIC)
We disagree.
Posted by: 52%ers at September 30, 2011 07:58 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:59 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:59 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 07:59 PM (mRRji)
We disagree.
Posted by: 52%ers at October 01, 2011 12:58 AM (F79HU)
well, even Obama in 2008 was less of a rookie than Herman Cain is now
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (s7mIC)
He is a liberal sucker of cock. And Miss Tammy, you hit the nail on the head. He's just skeevy.
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (HWAki)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (ZDUD4)
so I am not sure what I am going to buy tomorrow, I only know that it will cost a lot
hmm
oh well
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 08:01 PM (s7mIC)
1.) Had ever held elected office before. Even Congressman, which normally wouldn't be enough for me, but might be enough for him.
That's my main problem with him. As Sam Rayburn said, "you gotta get elected City Council."
Also, 9-9-9 is a crap idea.
He's an excellent VP prospect though.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 08:01 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:01 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:02 PM (ZDUD4)
Oh honey, you don't know the half of it.
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at September 30, 2011 08:02 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:03 PM (mRRji)
chemjeff, don't be afraid to get the loin. It'll taste real good. Who cares if your first attempt is with a better cut of meat than normally goes in the crockpot?? You want it to be good. It's like overdressing a little for the first date or interview....better safe than sorry.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:03 PM (SsG4J)
Nah, skandis aren't skanky. They are just treacherouse.
She is both. Thankfully, her indiscretions didn't cost my friend his charge.
oh btw, underwear ads are "racist" now?
Giseles 'racist' underwear ads spark fury among women in Brazilian government
Oh, the bleating is delicious!The editors obviously missed that "sexist" should have been in the title instead of "racist".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:04 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 08:04 PM (kWpIg)
Posted by: mike at September 30, 2011 08:04 PM (ZrGnc)
I don't think a serious economic framework is supposed to do that.
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 08:04 PM (HWAki)
Posted by: Moron what reads the comments at September 30, 2011 08:05 PM (4Kl5M)
I keep telling him this but the guy just can't take a hint.
Posted by: Frustrated Fapplebee's Waitress at September 30, 2011 08:05 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:01 AM (SsG4J)
Or...you know what I mean.
Opeth - Wreath
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:06 PM (F79HU)
I don't think a serious economic framework is supposed to do that.
Posted by: lu at October 01, 2011 01:04 AM (HWAki)
The way he says it makes me laugh too. He keeps saying he will put on his website exactly how much money it will bring in. I have never been to his website so I don't know if he did it or not.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 08:07 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:07 PM (SsG4J)
Seeing jimmah carter was her favorite president I would say she probably washes it down with a tall glass of stupid.
Posted by: Berserker at September 30, 2011 08:08 PM (FMbng)
I don't think a serious economic framework is supposed to do that.
I've got a serious framework that'll give you all kinds of fits.
Posted by: The Todd at September 30, 2011 08:08 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 01:01 AM (s7mIC)
Good night.
Before you go, though, my cooking suggestions?
Eat it raw.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:08 PM (F79HU)
Regarding Herman Cain,
I would just say. Don't underestimate the mettle and talents of a shrewd businessman who has managed people, dealt with a board, shareholders, a P&L statement and was responsible for the bottom line.
That's Herman Cain, and that's what built America. Not theoretical idealists enamored with graft and governmental structure.
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (kWpIg)
It's basically a VAT by another name. And he said in the last debate that there was no chance of "9-9-9" being raised to "20-20-20" in the future, which is totally untrue.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (ZDUD4)
The way he says it makes me laugh too. He keeps saying
he will put on his website exactly how much money it will bring in. I
have never been to his website so I don't know if he did it or not.
CURL: Cains 9-9-9 tax plan is fairer share
its possible to quantify what his plan would bring in. A flat income tax of 9 percent would bring in about $1.12 trillion. Corporate taxes at 9 percent about $270 billion. A national 9 percent sales tax, about $378 billion.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at September 30, 2011 08:11 PM (mZ+9/)
Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 01:08 AM (FMbng)
Do we even know what she really looks like with the Photoshop filters turned off? She might have horns and fangs.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:11 PM (F79HU)
1.) It's completely impossible from a practical political perspective. Let's face it: you ain't gonna overhaul the tax code LIKE THAT in one go. Think about how much fun the Democrats would have with the whole "Republicans want to make the poor pay a shitton of taxes that they previously never had to!" angle. Whatever (intellectually justifiable) arguments you might have against the American system of progressive taxation, it's pretty much here to stay absent a complete collapse/destruction-via-fire of the United States, with a political reorganization to follow.
2.) Even IF it were somehow able to be implemented, there's absolutely no guarantee that 9-9-9 wouldn't be subsequently altered to 10-10-10 or 12-12-12 or whatever by later Congresses. It can't be frozen where it is.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:12 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 30, 2011 08:13 PM (54F2e)
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:13 PM (hIWe1)
its possible to quantify what his plan would bring in. A flat income tax of 9 percent would bring in about $1.12 trillion. Corporate taxes at 9 percent about $270 billion. A national 9 percent sales tax, about $378 billion.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 01:10 AM (Er56e)
Well Herman is a little short then unless we are going to get rid of the defense department, social security or medicare. One of those three will have to go.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 08:14 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 08:14 PM (HWAki)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:14 PM (ZDUD4)
Lacey, Bourdain looks like he stinks to me. He almost makes me gag when I look at him, and I don't even have a gag reflex
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:56 AM (SsG4J)
CJ you need to GET A CROCKPOT!!!!!!
even Grim can cook in a crockpot.
my rule is three small potatos cut up. two stalks of celery, two or three carrots depending on how much you like em (might want less carrot more potato) half large onion or whole smallish one.
then put whatever meat you like in there.
a couple dashes of lee and Perrins
a bay leaf or two
and two tablespoons of ketchup. cover with beef stock or a can of progresso beef pot roast soup (rich and hearty) and a beer.
the pot roast soup will season your meal and make it foolproof.
cook time can be all day while you are at work, on low.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 08:15 PM (QNeKQ)
Well Herman is a little short then unless we are going to get rid of the defense department, social security or medicare. One of those three will have to go.
Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 01:14 AM (MtwBb)
The gub'mint gets other revenue elsewhere.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:16 PM (F79HU)
624
You might like this,
So #2 son who be a sea cadet, gets to head out last weekend on the "Lane Victory" (just in case, former WWII Victory Ship lovingly maintained by dedicated former WWII Vets and still in full functionality). Plys the round-a-bout of Catalina and the highlight is 3 or 4 German fighters (reps out of Long Beach) attacking the ship with general quarters and total rampage of the 40mm boffers, fore and aft 5 inch , 50 cal and the like(rigged with the FX propane/oxy mixes for live fire but still just as loud. Dang he had a blast.
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:16 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Wade at September 30, 2011 08:17 PM (RN90h)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:17 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:18 PM (ZDUD4)
Y'all are just poison mean :p
I think she's very beautiful!
And yea, the Carter thing is sucky, but she is from the same general area, and people get protective of their own.
She's a sweet lady, funny as hell, and has overcome a lot. We have mutual acquaintances. I have met her, and she's awesome. But if she drives you crazy on TV, you will just die, she is the same in real life. Ne plus ultra Southern.
And her man is quiet as a mouse. Remolds me so much of my uncle RC.
Her boys are gorgeous; so gorgeous, I'd swear they were teh gay. Specially Jamie.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:18 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 08:19 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: fluffy screws the pooch at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:18 AM (SsG4J)
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (F79HU)
Funny wrinkle: she was a Palestinian Arab.
Second funny wrinkle: she was a hardcore Muslim apostate who, while not a conservative, had an opinion of Islam only slightly less negative than Pam Gellar.
Third funny wrinkle: as one might guess, she was *crazy* in the sack.
Yeah, I'm definitely drunk.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Michael Vick at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:21 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:21 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: fluffy is dog tired at September 30, 2011 08:21 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:22 PM (SsG4J)
My beer is empty at the same time we reached 666. Must be time for bed. Nite all.
Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 08:22 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Bill & Ted's excellent calendar at September 30, 2011 08:22 PM (4Kl5M)
Funny wrinkle: she was a Palestinian Arab.
Second funny wrinkle: she was a hardcore Muslim apostate who, while not a conservative, had an opinion of Islam only slightly less negative than Pam Gellar.
Third funny wrinkle: as one might guess, she was *crazy* in the sack.
Yeah, I'm definitely drunk.
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 01:20 AM (hIWe1)
First - No.
Two - Was she hot?
C - You got her number?
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:22 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:23 PM (ZDUD4)
I did it! Second time since I've been posting here.Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 08:23 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 08:23 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 08:23 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:24 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:25 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:25 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 08:25 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:26 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:26 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 01:25 AM (QNeKQ)
I got some leftover pizza.
U want?
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:27 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:27 PM (SsG4J)
Most definitely. And beyond the hotness, the prestige factor alone was hot in and of itself: she was part of a demographic that unapologetically conservative, in-your-face-pro-Israel guys don't usually get to sample. I'm not usually the type for fratboy-style "high five, broheim!" bedpost-notching, but yeah...pretty cool.
>>>C - You got her number?
Trust me, she's nothing but trouble.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:27 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: A Crazy Palestinian Arab Chick at September 30, 2011 08:28 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 01:27 AM (hIWe1)
Not looking for marriage, just good times.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:30 PM (F79HU)
"Good times" can still cost you, perhaps dearly.
see comment 689
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:32 PM (Er56e)
Posted by: Alex at September 30, 2011 08:33 PM (SsG4J)
Make no mistake, it might have happened, had we stayed together.
In "ain't the world strange like that," news: after I left her, I met a wonderful girl from Jewish parents who had (before meeting one another) converted to evangelical Christianity. She is the woman I'm going to marry, and the one who I infamously referenced in my "hey you know conservative WOMEN aren't too fond of Sarah Palin either" comment that got frontpaged by Ace and opened her to all sorts of hateful slurs.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:33 PM (hIWe1)
681
Shame,
You would be proud of how well they have kept this historic ship...shape!
Main famous page for this vessel is how they took 7008 Koreans out of harms way at the outbreak of the Korean War back in the 50's. Ships Boson's rigged 2 dozen "port-a-potty's that hung over the aft railings(100+ feet off the water-line can you imagine!!) since the ship only had heads for the 60+ crew. The captian had to make sure the ship was WELL into the wind most the way back if you catch my drift...
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:34 PM (mRRji)
I'll remember to pack my pistol if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Robert brings a gun to a knife fight at September 30, 2011 08:36 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:37 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 01:26 AM (ZDUD4)
685 Why grouchy, Gushka?
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:26 AM (SsG4J)
awwwwww. i love you guys too.
im just mad at Auroch's roomates. they are so crazy he hides from them here and hes seriously tired of them, so hes cranky. its like having a cranky boyfriend only hes NOT my boyfriend, and i didnt pick him. ha ha ha.
anyway hes moving into a room and hopefully that will sweeten him up after he gets back from being gone for ten days...
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 08:38 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Alex at October 01, 2011 01:33 AM (SsG4J)
The one where Michael Douglas boned that chick with the floppy pancake titties?
Well I saw it up to floppy pancake titties.
Posted by: Robert brings a gun to a knife fight at September 30, 2011 08:38 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 01:37 AM (hIWe1)
Good night, RINO Jeff.
May your dreams be filled with images of Mitt Romney sucking on Chris Christie's giant mantits.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:40 PM (F79HU)
The one where Michael Douglas boned that chick with the floppy pancake titties?
You mean Glenn Close? Kinda a mannish name for a woman, no?
The elevator scene was pretty hawt.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:40 PM (Er56e)
Gushka, that does suck....you can't really do much about a grouchy man who doesn't belong to you.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:42 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:42 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:42 PM (F79HU)
Actually, truth be told, I rub it out to the thought of the GOP winning Connecticut in 2012. I play with the "270 To Win" electoral map, dream, and get DIAMOND HARD.
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:43 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:43 PM (F79HU)
The elevator scene was pretty hawt.
Y'all are SICK; that movie scared the crap out of me.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Dr. Elliot Reid at September 30, 2011 08:45 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:42 AM (SsG4J)
Heh, sorry. 
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:47 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:47 PM (bxiXv)
Does anyone else ever do this? I'm having an argument with some Black chick on another forum in another tab about brainwashed Black voters. It's a regular wench fight.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 08:48 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:48 PM (F79HU)
I was afraid you weren't coming out tonight!
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:49 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 01:43 AM (hIWe1)
Pounding out agression
turns into obsession
Cannot stop the BA TTER Y!!!!
Just don't point that shit this way.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:50 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:52 PM (bxiXv)
It was meant to, with its depiction of the possible consequences of infidelity.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:52 PM (Er56e)
We have had outright brawls and flyby bitch slappings right here on the ONT for several nights running lately.
Everyone seems to be drunk tonight, so things are much calmer.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 01:52 AM (Er56e)
Was it? I thought the message was Michael Douglas has lousy taste in women.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:55 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:55 PM (bxiXv)
Now that I am a grown woman, I get annoyed at how wimpy the wife was. I'd have put HIM in that mutha f*cking pot alongside the rabbit.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:56 PM (SsG4J)
We have had outright brawls and flyby bitch slappings right here on the ONT for several nights running lately.
Well you're right, I don't even need to open another tab. Except this chick is an actual aggrieved Black Democrat. Some other Black guy keeps trying to get a piece of the argument and I'm ignoring him.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 08:57 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:59 PM (bxiXv)
We have had outright brawls and flyby bitch slappings right here on the ONT for several nights running lately.
Everyone seems to be drunk tonight, so things are much calmer.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:52 AM (SsG4J)
i just had root beer and too much Aurochs in a foul mood. ugh. his roomates 19 yo son is about to get bitchslapped. or thrown out of a moving car....
but i heard stuff coming from him that sounded positively ONT...
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 08:59 PM (QNeKQ)
I hope you have plenty of popcorn and beer to keep you going! Keep up the good fight!!!
What forum are you on, do you need reinforcements?
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:59 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:00 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 09:00 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at October 01, 2011 01:55 AM (bxiXv)
been there done that. ugh.
people think im calm. actually i have a wicked temper but im sooo medicated...
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 09:01 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 02:00 AM (SsG4J)
already did. im with you all now.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 09:02 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:03 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:04 PM (/izg2)
I was put on Wellbutrin for headaches at one point, and I like to 'bout killed people I got so mean and grouchy. You want to talk about hostility. And here it's supposed to be a tranquilizer.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 09:05 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 09:07 PM (SsG4J)
You know the rule. We want pics!
Hi Gush!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:07 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 09:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 09:08 PM (SsG4J)
Many beatings were doled out to achieve this level of skill.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:08 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:08 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:10 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:10 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:11 PM (yh0zB)
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:10 AM (yh0zB)
I'll drink to that!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:11 PM (/izg2)
What a good gift to get someone who's 37 going on hopeless bitch?
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:11 PM (F79HU)
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:10 AM (yh0zB)
There's a tear in m'beer.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:12 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 09:12 PM (bxiXv)
Sorry, could not help myself.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at October 01, 2011 02:12 AM (bxiXv)
BLEURGH! Well, her husband can help her there.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:13 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 09:14 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:14 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 09:15 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:16 PM (F79HU)
Fast and Furious developments.
That's weird. The White House voluntarily released some documents, including emails between that skull-face Bill Newell and his buddy Kevin O'Reilly (who is now conveniently despatched to Iraq and so can't testify to Issa's committee).
Among the documents produced: an email in which ATF's Newell sent the White House's O'Reilly an "arrow chart reflecting the ultimate destination of firearms we intercepted and/or where the guns ended up." The chart shows arrows leading from Arizona to destinations all over Mexico.
Ohhhhkayy. Those MUST have been guns picked up at crime scenes. How in hell do you spin that? I'm curious as to why the WH would release this, unless Newell and O'Reilly are about to go under the bus.
Oh, or, is everyone drunk?
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:16 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 09:17 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:16 AM (ymPoE)
Bill O'Reilly is innocent of Fast & Furious you pinko commie ffffffppppptttttttt.....
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:18 PM (F79HU)
The "Top Comment" there is golden:
North Koreans: "All good comes from the great Eternal Leader."Americans: "**** YOU OBAMA"
Western Saharans: "We have no leader."
Russians: "I crashed my car into a pole."
Canadians: "We are independent from the United Kingdom. ... Yes, we still have their queen."
Brits: "Wotcher cock on the pip. Rumminy got my squirrel."
The world is just wonderful.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:19 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 09:19 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of eBooks for Sale at September 30, 2011 09:20 PM (bxiXv)
It's less impressive when you learn they're all in their late-20s and early-30s. Malnutrition is real, people.
RexBassus 1 day agoPosted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:20 PM (F79HU)
I always use this YouTube for North Korea because of its title. Actually I don't use it for North Korea -- I use it for Obama.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:22 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:22 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of eBooks for Sale at September 30, 2011 09:23 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 09:24 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Errol at September 30, 2011 09:24 PM (vewos)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of eBooks for Sale at October 01, 2011 02:20 AM (bxiXv)
Hehe, Seems a lot of people call Target "Tarzhay" or some variant and I thought you were referencing Moochelle Antoinette.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:25 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:26 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:16 AM (ymPoE)
Working on it. Got a late start, sorry.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:26 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:27 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:27 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 09:28 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:28 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 09:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:26 AM (yh0zB)
If there was one, it was gun control. "Our guns be all flowing into Mexico n shit" as Preznit Fuckwit used to say.
Personally I think the cartels just penetrated the ATFE.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:29 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:30 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:31 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:30 AM (yh0zB)
so what...4 people in there? Neighbor has one and the think looks like a powerwheel
Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:32 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at October 01, 2011 02:28 AM (bxiXv)
AHA! You had me goin' there.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:32 PM (F79HU)
Personally I think the cartels just penetrated the ATFE.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:29 AM (F79HU)
I have a shirt for that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:33 PM (yh0zB)
so what...4 people in there? Neighbor has one and the think looks like a powerwheel
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:32 AM (M8yfa)
The Brits got 14, the Germans are sad because they only got 13. (it was on Worlds Dumbest just now)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:34 PM (yh0zB)
The Brits got 14, the Germans are sad because they only got 13. (it was on Worlds Dumbest just now)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:34 AM (yh0zB)
lol, figures that you can have more people ina phone booth compared to a smart car
Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:35 PM (M8yfa)
lol, figures that you can have more people ina phone booth compared to a smart car
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:35 AM (M8yfa)
Every time I see one of those I just think "Dude, why not just get a motorcycle, they're cooler and probably safer in a wreck. At least with the bike you have a chance at getting out of the way."
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:37 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:38 PM (F79HU)
Harvested a few more comments from the North Korean guitar slaves:
Keep smiling you expendable turds! - Kim Jong Il
I don't know why they couldn't get them properly sized guitars
And guess what if one of 'em botches their part. INSTANTANEOUS DEATH
These 5 kids will rule the world in a few years, mark my words...
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:38 PM (ymPoE)
Every time I see one of those I
just think "Dude, why not just get a motorcycle, they're cooler and
probably safer in a wreck. At least with the bike you have a chance at
getting out of the way."
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:37 AM (yh0zB)
they are fun to drive in the winter though, no traction
Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:38 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:39 PM (F79HU)
Personally I think the cartels just penetrated the ATFE.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:29 AM (F79HU)
i wonder about that myself.
you know. thats how i'd do it. Aurouchs says my my methods are like seeping poison.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 09:40 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:38 AM (ymPoE)
Little evil Nork Ender Wigginses.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:40 PM (F79HU)
they are fun to drive in the winter though, no traction
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:38 AM (M8yfa)
Which one, the smart car or the bike? Both of them look to weigh about the same. The smart car would be easier to heat in the winter though. But if you got a Gold Wing they have heaters...no bullshit.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:41 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:43 PM (yh0zB)
The Brits got 14, the Germans are sad because they only got 13. (it was on Worlds Dumbest just now)
If the Norks could get hold of one they'd probably stuff in about 32.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:44 PM (ymPoE)
Well, the Gleens are agin, so I'm for it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 30, 2011 09:44 PM (1+XRG)
you know. thats how i'd do it. Aurouchs says my my methods are like seeping poison.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 02:40 AM (QNeKQ)
Ya know how lefty idiots are always saying we need a Department of Peace?
What we really need is a Department of Pure Blackened Evil.
We could put you in charge.
Your mission would be to just think up evil shit that could possibly happen. Not to plan against it, just plan it and let others figure out how to counter it. You'd wake up and think, "What am I going to destroy and how many people will I hypothetically kill today?"
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:44 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 09:45 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:44 AM (ymPoE)
or else.
Posted by: Dear Leader at September 30, 2011 09:45 PM (yh0zB)
Your mission would be to just
think up evil shit that could possibly happen. Not to plan against it,
just plan it and let others figure out how to counter it.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:44 AM (F79HU)
Or impliment it...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:47 PM (yh0zB)
@787 Before or after they have eaten something?
Posted by: GMB at October 01, 2011 02:45 AM
Well I'll tell you this: if they didn't get their butts in there and win that prize, they'd never eat again. Their guts would be used to make guitar strings.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:47 PM (ymPoE)
Or impliment it...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:47 AM (yh0zB)
Details, details...
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:48 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:52 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 09:52 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 09:54 PM (GE1+K)
Which one, the smart car or the
bike? Both of them look to weigh about the same. The smart car would be
easier to heat in the winter though. But if you got a Gold Wing they
have heaters...no bullshit.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:41 AM (yh0zB)
smart car, me and him take it to the highschool parking lot and go skating with the car
Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:54 PM (M8yfa)
smart car, me and him take it to the highschool parking lot and go skating with the car
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:54 AM (M8yfa)
Don't you need two of them? You know, one for each foot?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 09:58 PM (GE1+K)
Or a smart phone?
My computer is dumb as a sack of hammers. It requires a degree of specificity that's just ridiculous.
Like when I want some porn, I want something that will turn me on. But it doesn't know what I want, it can't think for itself. So I just wind up browsing for hours on end until something ops up that catches my eye.
Shit's not smart. It's not even clever. It's maybe a little less dumb, but that's as far as I'm willing to go.
But I guess iPhones wouldn't sell as well if they were called less dumb phones.
Well, let the buyer beware, I always say.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:58 PM (F79HU)
Don't you need two of them? You know, one for each foot?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:55 AM (yh0zB)
might stop it from tipping so much (thing tips more than a wrangler with no shocks and suspension).
oh, Once Upon A Time In the West is $10 ay Best Buy on blu-ray. Flick is gorgeous
Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:59 PM (M8yfa)
Of course there was an endgame, it was a huge risk and a complicated scheme.
Do not fall into the trap of assuming they're as stupid as they think you are. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at October 01, 2011 02:29 AM
Look, a map that shows a bunch of arrows going from Arizona to Mexico indicating gun movement is WACK. And they release it, like "Here you go." Isn't that the very diagram of a murderfest? God only knows what they're holding back.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:59 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 01, 2011 02:54 AM (GE1+K)
Imagine getting a Congressional Medal of Honor for creating a virus that the merest droplet of could kill millions of human beings within seconds of its release.
That's how shit's gonna work when I'm in charge.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:00 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 10:00 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:58 AM (F79HU)
You would think the browser would remember your bookmarks at least.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:01 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:03 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:04 PM (F79HU)
Just checking. Looks like it would take something like 4.3 north koreans per cubic meter to get 32 into a smart car. I was never good at math though. Posted by: GMB at October 01, 2011 02:52 AM
In North Korea, math does you!
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 10:04 PM (ymPoE)
might stop it from tipping so much (thing tips more than a wrangler with no shocks and suspension).
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:59 AM (M8yfa)
Narrow track, short wheelbase, high center of gravity...what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:05 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:05 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 10:06 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 03:03 AM (F79HU)
So you don't have a designated buddy to wipe your history and bookmarks if something bad happens to you? Damn, I thought every Moron had one of those...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:06 PM (yh0zB)
What we really need is a Department of Pure Blackened Evil.
We could put you in charge.
Your
mission would be to just think up evil shit that could possibly
happen. Not to plan against it, just plan it and let others figure out
how to counter it. You'd wake up and think, "What am I going to destroy
and how many people will I hypothetically kill today?"
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:44 AM (F79HU)
you do realize that besides embroidery and picking gross stuff out of wounds that is my Special Talent? i positively keep myself up at night because i can and do think of such things.
and its horrible.
till recently it was just something i thought of as fodder for possible thriller novels. Not yeah, this could really happen, if bad people were in the right places, stuff...
I would throw out ideas for stories till Grim told me to STOP. ANd i cant even speak of it to him, because it makes his skin crawl and i guess things that people really shouldnt know about how to do bad that way... I had always hoped i'd write creepy books, and make a bunch of money. Then I realized they would read like recipes for trouble and how to do it really really well, and chucked that idea, and have been looking for ways to put the monsters in my head to work ever since.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 10:08 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 01, 2011 03:06 AM (GE1+K)
Rule 34!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:08 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 10:10 PM (bxiXv)
I had always hoped i'd write creepy books, and make a bunch
of money. Then I realized they would read like recipes for trouble and
how to do it really really well, and chucked that idea, and have been
looking for ways to put the monsters in my head to work ever since.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 03:08 AM (QNeKQ)
You know, Dean Koonz has made a fortune off of this...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:10 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 03:08 AM (QNeKQ)
You had me at "it's horrible."
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:12 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at October 01, 2011 03:10 AM (bxiXv)
I'm thinking that was part of THEIR plan...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:12 PM (yh0zB)
You know, Dean Koonz has made a fortune off of this...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 03:10 AM (yh0zB)
trust me i am workin on an angle.i loved Watchers and all the Odd Thomas stories. I am thinkin i have figured something out but i have to sorta develop it and then i will tell you guys about it.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 10:13 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:15 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:16 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:19 PM (F79HU)
And I'm all Opeth'd out.
And I got this raging boner smell and need a shower.
So I think I'm gonna post my dick pics all over 4Chan take a shower and hit the hay.
Good night, my fellow Morons.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:23 PM (F79HU)
How mad do you think the Mexicans will get over Gunwalker? The next administration is going to have to sit down with them and convince them this was a rogue administration. We'll have to promise to prosecute every gunwalker criminal we can get our hands on to prevent the Mexicans from coming up here and grabbing them themselves. We may have to toss them a few suspects to get them to cooperate with us on everything else, like anti-terror programs. I wonder if they'd get so mad they'd put out an arrest warrant on Obama.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 10:33 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 10:34 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 10:38 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 10:40 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 30, 2011 10:40 PM (cS5/o)
I saw redstate's weirdness referenced earlier on this thread and just popped over to see the "updates". What gives? I don't get it.
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 10:45 PM (OZymZ)
Erick Erickson is a gigantic douche, that's what gives.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 10:55 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 10:56 PM (OzwCD)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 11:01 PM (OZymZ)
It seems to me that this business is being targeted.
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 11:11 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 30, 2011 11:15 PM (hPdnL)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 01, 2011 03:56 AM (OzwCD)
word
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 30, 2011 11:22 PM (cS5/o)
I still don't understand the messaging, though. If people are such dumb-dumbs that they'll just do as they are told, why not tell them to wash the cantaloupe?
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 11:36 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 11:42 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 01, 2011 12:44 AM (aRq7t)
Is it Winter already? 53°F here this morning. Looks like it will be a good porch day.
Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2011 01:23 AM (M9Ie6)
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Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2011 02:28 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 04:43 AM (hIWe1)
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