September 30, 2011

Overnight Open Thread-TGIF Edition [CDR M]
— Open Blogger

Thank God it's Friday!!

Well, well. Ray Nagin is in the news again. It would seem he and about 60 other of his friends took offense of man who put up a sign of Obama In Diapers in front of his house.

A group of about 60 people protested outside a New Orleans home where a man mounted a sign depicting President Barack Obama in a diaper.

The protesters, who included former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, gathered outside Timmy Riley's Calhoun Street home Wednesday to demand the removal of the sign, which they said is disrespectful to Obama and African-Americans in general, WDSU-TV, New Orleans, reported Thursday.


Um, how is it disrespectful to African-Americans? Maybe to Obama himself but not ALL African-Americans. If a black man held a sign up making fun of Bush, was that making fun of all white people? Give me a friggin' break.
"We see it every day. It's a monstrosity, and I can't believe somebody would put it up. But (Riley has) the right to do that, unfortunately," neighbor Veronica Lyons said.

Yeah. Unfortunate that a fellow American has the right to free speech.

Honey Badger

You guys ready for some honey badger? No? Well honey badger doesn't give a f$#*.


A Question

So, um, 'ettes. After reading this article on Women Saving Money For Purses, just how much do you have stashed away for this type of stuff? Or is that Top Secret?

A British building society said its research of 1,000 women found one in 10 have an average $135 hidden away in "handbag funds.

The society said some women also hide funds for shoes, vacations and plastic surgery, while one in five men have money saved for gadgets, games and clothes.


I call BS on the guy stuff. Beer isn't on the list.


Ugg Boots For Dogs?

Here's a real cute puppeh video but they won't allow me to embed it so you'll just have to click HERE.


F-22's For The Marines

Well, one Marine pushes that idea. I don't think it'll have a chance but it is an interesting one nonetheless.


Some Music Perhaps?

Pretty good mix of classic songs that have no lyrics.


Where Some Foreign Aid Ends Up

I'm not surprised that millions of dollars ended up in the pockets of the son of an African Head of State to further his playboy lifestyle.

Eleven supercars worth up to £5 million have been seized from outside an African dictator’s Paris mansion as part of a foreign aid money-laundering investigation.

The vehicles, which included two Bugatti Veyrons, a Ferrari 599 GTO and a Maserati MC12 are all registered to Teodoro Obiang Nguema, the president of Equatorial Guinea.

He is one of numerous African heads of state who regularly receive vast handouts in foreign aid – including British cash via European funding.


Dude Has Got Some Skillz

Quotes

Heh. This site is pretty good. Fake Quotes From Famous People.

Before we get back to the revolution, let me sit for a moment. Hey, this is a nice chair. Someone should make more of these.
—

Ethan Allen

I leave you with this. How to make a milkshake.


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1 #! SCFOMF

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:09 PM (gvKUn)

2 first of all, let me be clear: as I've said before, g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 05:09 PM (JMmQ9)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:12 PM (Er56e)

4

While Ace is on vacation, I wanted to go over a few ground rules.

There aren't any.

Heh.

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:14 PM (734Ld)

5

Milkshake girl's boobs are too small.

Dubstep guy is awesome.

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 05:14 PM (gTQby)

6 Pretty good stuff, Breitbart.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 05:14 PM (WCm02)

7 Stimulus we much

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 30, 2011 05:15 PM (JMmQ9)

8

Who's buying the keg?

We gotz party.

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:16 PM (734Ld)

9 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 05:16 PM (4pSIn)

10 Well, just so long as it isn't the seven year bitch. That would only happen if Obamster gets in office again. And that would be bad, because he's a SCoaMF.

Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 05:16 PM (hQX3k)

11 Fluffy, yo.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:16 PM (734Ld)

12

I need to watch that milkshake how to again.  I don't think I fully understand how to do it.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at September 30, 2011 05:17 PM (jucos)

13

On the count of three.... B L U E M O O N.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:17 PM (734Ld)

14 you mean Africa is corrupt?? No way Jose'

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:18 PM (gvKUn)

15 So, this is really just Ace seeing all these pics of Maet at Octoberfest, and thinking he needs a piece of that, if you get my drift, yes?

Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 05:18 PM (hQX3k)

16 Hey dog, you can have that beer. But can you hand over the rest of that 6 pack?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 05:18 PM (ulPNQ)

17 Ace on vacation; Must be a slow week for movies

Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 05:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

18 Evening all!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (HjxoE)

19 No Great Gig in the Sky?  Whatevs.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (Ba7Wl)

20 Greetings and hallucinations! 

That puppy video is tooooo cute! 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (Zgfnd)

21 Like who here didn't think that almost all foreign aid to Africa ended up in Swiss bank accounts....

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (gvKUn)

22

tcn,

Could you capitalize. Live a little, it's Friday.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:19 PM (734Ld)

23 Was it a red diaper on Obama?  If not, should have been.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2011 05:20 PM (4q5tP)

24 I call BS on the guy stuff. Beer isn't on the list.

Beer isn't something you save up for, it's part of the monthly budget, like food and mortgage payments.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 05:20 PM (SY2Kh)

25 4While Ace is on vacation, I wanted to go over a few ground rules.

There aren't any.

Anarchy!

By the way, we should give the Israelis some Longbows to counter this latest Turkey acquisition - Super Cobra helicopters.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:20 PM (Er56e)

26 We could really use a little less freedom of speech, don't you think?

Posted by: Gov. Bev Perdue at September 30, 2011 05:20 PM (SvcKM)

27 Paging Hugh Jass. Hugh Jass?

Is there a Hugh Jass in the store?


Posted by: Arlington VA Target PA system at September 30, 2011 05:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

28 I thought the USMC was getting STOVL F-35s. Why have F-22s too? Oh, and evenin', M&Ms. I'm givin' out. You can tell 'cause I'm droppin' my G's just like regular folks.

Posted by: joncelli at September 30, 2011 05:21 PM (YL3wr)

29 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 10:20 PM (Er56e) I think the Israeli's already have Longbows

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:21 PM (gvKUn)

30 We could really use a little less freedom of speech, don't you think?

Bush hates black people.

Posted by: Ray Nagin, running out of shit to whine about. at September 30, 2011 05:22 PM (ulPNQ)

31

A great song with non-sense lyrics:

Pandora by the Cocteau Twins

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 05:22 PM (4pSIn)

32

Somewhere Master Ewok is on the fly.

Ace, you deserve it baby.

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:23 PM (734Ld)

33 Cute puppeh.Even that puppeh know's that Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 05:23 PM (fyOgS)

34 Heh at the "Lyrics that Aren't Lyrics".

They skipped 1984-92? Weak. The Boy With The Thorn In His Side, at least, deserves a mention. Moz was the all-time king of the yodelers.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 05:23 PM (6GvAC)

35 1 hour and 14 minute rain delay and counting. So that pretty much cooks both starting pitchers and they just announced game postponed? and will continue as is tomorrow. Well that sucks. But probably sucks more for Detroit

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (gh0KW)

36 hi all!
I'm getting drucking funk tonight
anyone else?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (s7mIC)

37

shit, i think i blew out a hip just watching that dude on the video

he is definately not allowed on my lawn

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (R7NIt)

38 Thank God it's Friday!
Easy for you to say, infidel dog.

Posted by: zombie Anwar Al-Awlaki at September 30, 2011 05:24 PM (8zV0C)

39 Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:24 PM (s7mIC)

Yes.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 05:25 PM (ulPNQ)

40 36 - that's Plan A. And also Plans B - Z. Evening Chemjeff

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:26 PM (HjxoE)

41 This has to be the worse television season evah! I've gotten spoiled by watching entire seasons of shows in a couple of sittings. Now, there is nothing but shit on. It must be a sign of old age because everything has been done before and much better. Currently, I'm watching CSI LV which is okay but only okay. I hadn't seen it in years and everyone looks so old.

Posted by: mike at September 30, 2011 05:26 PM (ZrGnc)

42 ah, good point hollowpoint. I meant to say save for the really good beer!

Posted by: CDR M at September 30, 2011 05:26 PM (Ybl9g)

43 Someone recommended Autofocus but I'm not sure if I would enjoy a film about an old perv.

Posted by: mike at September 30, 2011 05:26 PM (ZrGnc)

44

Posted by: zombie Anwar Al-Awlaki at September 30, 2011 10:24 PM (8zV0C)

Wish you stayed on the El Cajon Boulevard.?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (Er56e)

45

Kratos,

 

The above paragraph was written in invisible ink about the secret event on the horizon ... while you are in....  on certain dates in the 10th month.

Confirm.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (734Ld)

46 Also: the Primitives.

Shut, shut your mouth; because I'm not listening anyhow

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (6GvAC)

47 Top bainin'. Top whinin'. Top cyin'.

Is this thing on?

Posted by: Buckwheat O at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (WCm02)

48 There's a story about an African dictator and a Japanese MP who became friends. Call them Teodoro and Akira. The African visits the Japanese at his home. Marveling at the beautiful rock garden, the efficient servants, and the quiet luxury of the place, the visiting dictator says "What a beautiful home! How did you ever afford it?" The host draws his guest over to the window, pointing: "Do you see that freeway?"

"Yes," replied Teodoro

Akira points proudly to his chest: "Ten percent!"

Much later, Akira visits Teodoro at his palatial home in Africa, and marvels at its splendor. Overcoming his cultural inhibitions, he blurts: "what an amazing house! How did you ever afford it?"

Teodoro draws him to a window and points into the jungle: "Do you see that freeway?"

Akira strains and squints, and finally gives up: "No."

Teodoro proudly points to his own chest: "One hundred percent!"

There are those who say this explains why Japan works, and Africa does not.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 05:27 PM (2IW5Q)

49

42  really good beer = free beer

damn officers, we try to train them right.......

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 30, 2011 05:28 PM (R7NIt)

50 Someone recommended Autofocus but I'm not sure if I would enjoy a film about an old perv.

So that's why that asshole was following me around with a movie camera...

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 05:28 PM (SY2Kh)

51 I know the Red Sox blowing a lead was rough, but please be civil to Tom Brady, he did his best

Posted by: Martha Coakley at September 30, 2011 05:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

52 I'm getting drucking funk tonight
anyone else?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:24 PM (s7mIC)

Give me a minute.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:29 PM (F79HU)

53 When they remake Die Hard 2 they will use the Obama diaper sign in place of the I hate N*%#}] sign?

Posted by: Whatev at September 30, 2011 05:29 PM (UyUlA)

54 51 - Tom Brady can blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 30, 2011 05:29 PM (HjxoE)

55 Well, CJ, I may not go all the way to drucking funk, but I'm going to get as close as I can!   *cheers!*

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 05:30 PM (Zgfnd)

56 Nice doggie pic CDR.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 30, 2011 05:30 PM (kkJ+I)

57 Hi TBM how are the blessed ones tonight

Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:30 PM (s7mIC)

58

53  When they remake Die Hard 2 they will use the Obama diaper sign in place of the I hate N*%#}] sign?

a sign that says the sheriff is near?

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 30, 2011 05:30 PM (R7NIt)

59 Tom Brady can blow me.

He already blows me.

Posted by: Giselle. at September 30, 2011 05:31 PM (ulPNQ)

60 Some of those made up quotes were evidently not researched very well - Tutankhamen wasn't buried in a pyramid, and John Smith never met Squanto, for starters.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 30, 2011 05:31 PM (MSCON)

61 Playing Red Dead Redemption with my son.  Competing for most epic death by Grizzly Bear or Cougar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2011 05:31 PM (4q5tP)

62 Autofiocus is an interesting movie.Crane went from a good Catholic,good husband and father to complete perv.(If the film narrative is true).

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 05:31 PM (fyOgS)

63 Dubstep is just retro version of the Clinkers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km1QRnzIKpI&feature=related

Posted by: guy at September 30, 2011 05:32 PM (G+GPc)

64

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 10:27 PM (734Ld)

My vision is terrible, but I see nothing about dates, my friend.  Sorry Charlie...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:32 PM (Er56e)

65 Night all. Got a migraine. Have fun, play nice.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 30, 2011 05:32 PM (kkJ+I)

66 57 - Good, they are at the Magic Kingdom with my sister. Having a ball at the Halloween event I'm sure. The other ones are having a quiet night at home as hubby is at work

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (HjxoE)

67 I don't see any fake quotes by Zombie Thomas Jefferson.  I call fraud!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (Er56e)

68 oh mpfs sorry to hear about your migraine
I hope your tests all went well today
have a good rest, see you around tomorrow

Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (s7mIC)

69 So Brazil, home of the Brazilian bikini wax and string bikini thongs banned and underwear advertisement? Socialists are so confusing.... After watching the ad 78 times I could not find anything degrading towards womins...

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (gvKUn)

70

chemjeff,

Yes, on the way there and my lovely wife just brought me another beer. And she's not even Italian.

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (734Ld)

71 Tonight's musical selection is one of the baddest, heaviest and most skull crushingest bands in metal.  The mighty OPETH!

But since ya'll are a bunch of girls, I'm gonna post their soft, mellow side.  The side you can curl up next two while they stick their thumb in your ass and twiddle your dainty vagoos.

Up the first...

Opeth - Benighted

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (F79HU)

72 61 - sweet! My son and I love that game.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:33 PM (HjxoE)

Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 05:34 PM (WTNJJ)

74

Kratos,

The conference.

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:34 PM (734Ld)

75 Journolist - whoa
do you think you could loan her out for a little while?

Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:35 PM (s7mIC)

76 In my opinion, all women should run in their underwear.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 30, 2011 05:35 PM (8FsKN)

77 I went to that occupytogether website, and noticed that one of those planned protests is in Chattanooga, where my brother is a police officer. I sent him the link, maybe something interesting will come from it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 30, 2011 05:35 PM (MSCON)

78 Heyyyy,Bill Maher has Van Jones on.Any chance a gasmain explodes in the studio??

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2011 05:35 PM (fyOgS)

79 Hey, Mayor Nagin, I don't like Obama because Im a racist homophobe. You like him?

Posted by: t-bird at September 30, 2011 05:36 PM (SvcKM)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:36 PM (F79HU)

81 78 Heyyyy,Bill Maher has Van Jones on.Any chance a gasmain explodes in the studio??

Sounds like there's too much noxious gas in there already.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 05:36 PM (2IW5Q)

82 Yes, on the way there and my lovely wife just brought me another beer. And she's not even Italian.

Just don't drink it all.  I hate it when I show up while you're at work and there's no beer in your fridge.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (SY2Kh)

83

Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 10:34 PM (WTNJJ)


wow that's awsum

Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (s7mIC)

84 They left out Great Gig in the Sky??  Blathsfemous

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (UrPTC)

85 maybe read the comments first?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (UrPTC)

86 Splunge: the local B&N has a book about Kenya, "It's Our Turn To Eat".

This maxim explains perfectly that nation... and Zimbabwe... and Jamaica, and Uganda and pretty much every self-ruling nation of a certain demographic. Democracy, to this sort, is about one's kin-group getting their turn to eat.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (6GvAC)

87 So did the Mrs. Obama really buy Lysol spray at Target today?

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (gvKUn)

88 Tom Brady? Didn't he do Marcia?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 05:37 PM (8zV0C)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:39 PM (F79HU)

90 Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 10:14 PM (734Ld) "The rules are, there ain't no rules!" I only buy purses at Target, so, my "bag fund" is loose change I find on the street in the parking lot on the way into the store.

Posted by: elizabethe at September 30, 2011 05:39 PM (mOK/Q)

91 87 So did the Mrs. Obama really buy Lysol spray at Target today?

well, her husband _is_ a SCOAMF, so I should certainly hope so

Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:39 PM (s7mIC)

92 Maybe it's a 'heavy' day, Jake?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (8zV0C)

93

maybe read the comments first?

Crazy talk.

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (4pSIn)

94

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 10:34 PM (734Ld)

Check your super secrt dropbox,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (Er56e)

95 91 - let's hope she picked up a copy of "Presidentin' for Dummies".

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (HjxoE)

96 What milkshake?

Posted by: Ugknown at September 30, 2011 05:40 PM (1MQKu)

97 M-O-O-N -- that spells Ace on vacation, or trouble.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (ENKCw)

98 Marines and F-22s'. Made for each other.

Hmm, we'll have to think about how to handle carrier ops.

Posted by: The Great Santini at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (motsG)

99 oh just a reminder if you are in the KC area
there's a moron meetup tomorrow, at 54th street in zona rosa at 4;30 pm
email me at chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com for any other info

Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (s7mIC)

100 29 year old deaf woman hears her voice for the first time

OH SHUH UFF LIHUL GURHL.  NOHBAHEE LIHKS A SHOHAWFF.

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (OzwCD)

101 shit no, who reads comments?

Posted by: The Great Andrew's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:41 PM (UrPTC)

102 76 In my opinion, all women should run in their underwear.

Something tells me the Utah runners look better than those who ran/biked naked in San Fran to protest...whatever the hell they were protesting.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (Er56e)

103 PublicPolicyPolling Cain the clear leader on night 1 of both our Nebraska and NC polls...very different states...he might be leading a national poll this week

Don't forget, Cain will be on Leno tonight.

Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (WTNJJ)

104 The milkshake was great butterface

Posted by: Some Moron at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (FBr/C)

105 Lysol has its uses but after really giving it a go , I prefer to light a wooden kitchen match, they flush the match and all down. No fire issues there.

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (gvKUn)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (F79HU)

107 Hmmm, billboard of SCOAMF in a diaper and fake quotes from famous people brings my mind to this: 

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.  They should both be changed regularly...and for the same reason.  Very soon they are full of shit"

Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure in a shitty diaper.     


Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (Zgfnd)

108 China, my wife is da best.  And she didn't even get ticked today when Chase momentarily deactivated our card over "unusually" large purchases I made.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (734Ld)

109 95 91 - let's hope she picked up a copy of "Presidentin' for Dummies".

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 10:40 PM (HjxoE)


naw it was probably more like "coping with being married to a complete narcissist" and "best cheeseburger recipes"

Posted by: China at September 30, 2011 05:42 PM (s7mIC)

110 "Read the comments first" Is it possible to use those words in a sentence that way? Gibberish I tell ya!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (HjxoE)

111 The ChiComms have kidnapped chemjeff, but they have set up a drop for the ransom money.

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (4pSIn)

112 oops was my China sock on the whole time? ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (s7mIC)

113

Wish you stayed on the El Cajon Boulevard.?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 10:27 PM (Er56e)

Okay, what in the ever-lovin' hell is sticking out of his belt in that picture? And what kind of prostitute is gonna make a date with anybody wearing that get-up?

Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (hQX3k)

114 Pop lockin, space walkin, and robotin. Awwww yeah! Oh, and boobehs. To answer chemjeff, yes. Solidarity!!!11!!

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at September 30, 2011 05:43 PM (rXZJ0)

115

If you make a milkshake...

I drink it up!!!

Posted by: Daniel Plainview at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (laT8a)

116 oooopppps

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (s7mIC)

117 To make a milkshake, more jiggling should be involved.
 
Plus, how the hell are a bunch of Marines going to jump out of an F-22?

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (ENKCw)

118

Amazing thing the mind. Born def yet 29 years later as soon as she can hear understands the launguage. She has never heard the english language yet understands the nurse without looking at her lips.

 

Just amazing.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (wY55N)

119 109 - That sounds about right

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (HjxoE)

120 The ChiComms have kidnapped chemjeff, but they have set up a drop for the ransom money.

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 10:43 PM (4pSIn)

One mirrion dorrar!

Posted by: Chinese Spammers at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (F79HU)

121 In my opinion, all women should run in their underwear.

Honestly, workout clothes often reveal about the same amount as underwear anyway...

Posted by: Some Moron at September 30, 2011 05:44 PM (FBr/C)

122

Posted by: Daniel Plainview at September 30, 2011 10:44 PM (laT8a)

Worst movie EVER

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 30, 2011 05:45 PM (aD5Kx)

123 I have a buddy in the New Orleans area. He sent me this today. In it find the one and only media interview (video) with the anti-Obama signs guy, Tim Reilly, who is supporting Herman Cain http://tinyurl.com/64skgaj

Posted by: Drillanwr at September 30, 2011 05:45 PM (z+Dxj)

124

Hey,

Is Gabe just about done reviewing the AOSHQ / Breitbart merger deal?

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:45 PM (734Ld)

125

In honor of SCOAMF I will be droppin my g's tonight.  My family went to a restaurant called Ye Olde Pub.  It is unabashidly conservative.   There is a sign that says, "this is a conservative restaurant but we will serve liberals." Pictures of Reagan adorn  the walls. Also, pics of the rest of presidents, though I didn't look to see if SCOAMF's was up.  One area has the names of the victims of 9-11 under a glass plate.  When you see that many names in one place you are reminded what a heinous act it was.  Pics of firemen and W, pics of soldiers, sailors and all the branches of the service were right behind our table.  Get this, the owner came out and asked if we would mind givin our opinion to an AP reporter regardin the current crop of  Republican candidates.  My wife and I said, right now, Cain with Newt as VP would be our choice.  His name was Dan Sewell.  The chow was good.  We went across to a halloween store, to walk off some of the beer and food.  While we were there we ran into a friend, one of Boehner's Staffers and his family.  It was a nice night.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (JKNDp)

126 And she didn't even get ticked today when Chase momentarily deactivated our card over "unusually" large purchases I made.

so she didn't get pissed off when you charge the $1,000 hooker on the visa?  whoa you have an amazing wife

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (s7mIC)

127

chemjeff,

not quite as exotic as that.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (734Ld)

128 Okay, what in the ever-lovin' hell is sticking out of his belt in that picture? And what kind of prostitute is gonna make a date with anybody wearing that get-up?

Some kind of knife/small sword, I gather.

Give any man enough Saudi money and they can and will get laid by those prostitutes.  Even a wretch like me, although that would take a considerable portion of the Saudi's GDP,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (Er56e)

129 The protesters, who included former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, gathered outside Timmy Riley's Calhoun Street home Wednesday to demand the removal of the sign, which they said is disrespectful to Obama and African-Americans in general, WDSU-TV, New Orleans, reported Thursday.

If it helps, all of these people were killed in a drive-by several minutes later.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 05:46 PM (OzwCD)

130 104 The milkshake was great butterface
Posted by: Some Moron at September 30, 2011 10:42 PM

Can't believe, can't believe my Butterface ...

Bu bu bu bu butterface .. bu bu bu bu butterface


Posted by: Lady Gaga at September 30, 2011 05:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

131 118

Amazing thing the mind. Born def yet 29 years later as soon as she can hear understands the launguage. She has never heard the english language yet understands the nurse without looking at her lips.

 

Just amazing.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 10:44 PM (wY55N)



I was wondering about this as well. Are you suggesting it's staged?

Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 05:47 PM (WTNJJ)

132 124

Hey,

Is Gabe just about done reviewing the AOSHQ / Breitbart merger deal?

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 10:45 PM (734Ld)

I hope not.  Based on his reading of that California law that unionizes babysitters he's not a very good lawyer.

Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2011 05:47 PM (GULKT)

133 Hey, fappers.  What a fuckin' week.  But, all good.  Food on the way, mom out of the hospital and into a rehab facility, finally eating real food.  All good.  How you guys doing?

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 05:47 PM (/ybwc)

134

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 30, 2011 10:45 PM (aD5Kx)

Paul Thomas Anderson...if I had one second to live I'dspend it watching  a PTA movie because those movies go on for fucking eternity,

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:48 PM (F79HU)

135 133 - Wassup lady! Glad to hear House of Peaches is humming along nicely

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (HjxoE)

136

One mirrion dorrar!

Does that include egg rolls?

Posted by: fruffy at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (4pSIn)

137

Peaches,

Great to hear that.

Hey, what kind of food did you order?

You ever try the empenada place off of Washington in West L.A.?

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (734Ld)

138

Posted by: Daniel Plainview at September 30, 2011 10:44 PM (laT8a)

Worst movie EVER

Dunno about worst-- I've watched "Bloodrayne", a movie which should be outlawed by the United Nations-- but certainly the slowest.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (laT8a)

139 There is a sign that says, "this is a conservative restaurant but we will serve liberals." 
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 10:46 PM

I'll have a liberal rare with some fava beans and a nice chianti


Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

140 Just a small indication that the occupy Wall Street folks aren't the brightest.

WTF? 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (Zgfnd)

141

Speaking of Ray Nagin, does anyone have a link to video of his meltdown during Katrina?

If signs and billboards are a problem, perhaps displaying in-context video is not ...

Posted by: Arbalest at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (eaOsv)

142 Can't believe, can't believe my Butterface ...

Bu bu bu bu butterface .. bu bu bu bu butterface


Posted by: Lady Gaga at September 30, 2011 10:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

I was hanging out in this business before you, you know!

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at September 30, 2011 05:49 PM (FBr/C)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:50 PM (F79HU)

144 Hide money? From who?

Before I went all gimp and cripply, I worked full time, and bought whatever the heck I felt like. (No purses...mainly perfume and candles) (Well, corsets, books and music, too, but we all know that comes out of HIS budget, since if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy)

Now, I may or may not have been less than truthful forthcoming about how much everything cost, but I certainly never felt like I needed to hide money away.

Evening, all.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 05:50 PM (SsG4J)

145 okay so I have a really stupid question for those who know something about cooking

so I was at the store and I was going to try out the pork roast recipe that Genetic Tunder posted here, but I couldn't find pork roast in the meat section.  There was pork sirloin roast, is that the same thing?  I wasn't quite sure.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:50 PM (s7mIC)

146 139 - you're gonna get heartburn. And some nasty patchouli aftertaste.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:50 PM (HjxoE)

147 As for former mayor Nagin - and I mean this with all due respect - he should respectfully fuck himself with a rusty jazz trombone that's been marinating in a stagnant New Orleans puddle for a few hours.

The man is responsible for hundreds of deaths, mostly African American (for all it matters to him). To hell with what he thinks is respectful or not.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 05:51 PM (6GvAC)

148 You know, I can totally see Nagin's point. Not every black man is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. It isn't fair to the rest if people compare them with Zero.

Posted by: Fresh Air at September 30, 2011 05:51 PM (2Smjy)

149

There is a sign that says, "this is a conservative restaurant but we will serve liberals."

The thing is, most liberals would refuse to eat there. They're tolerant of other ideas, just as long as you don't disagree with them afterall.  And this place would be a sort of example why airports could never show Fox News on the TVs.

Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (GULKT)

150

Dunno about worst-- I've watched "Bloodrayne", a movie which should be outlawed by the United Nations-- but certainly the slowest.

At least you got to see Kristanna Loken's boobehs in Bloodrayne.  You also saw decadent flesh in The Room, but on the other hand, you got to see Tommy Wiseau's posterior.

Save that image for future nightmares.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (Er56e)

151 The man is responsible for hundreds of deaths, mostly African American (for all it matters to him). To hell with what he thinks is respectful or not.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 10:51 PM (6GvAC)

That man is a stand out among his race. Don't we have a medal we could give him?

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (FBr/C)

152 There was pork sirloin roast, is that the same thing?  I wasn't quite sure.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:50 PM (s7mIC)


Look for the pork loins, those are great roasts.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (ulPNQ)

153 PEACHES!!!  glad your mom is doing better
here is a happy kitteh for you
how are you doing this evening?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:52 PM (s7mIC)

154

Ray Nagin, a train wreck reinventing himself.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:54 PM (734Ld)

155 Well ...just,,,shoot lost my thread train..back in a sec

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 05:54 PM (mRRji)

156 Hey, tbm {horsewoman}!!  How you doin'?  I ordered more fuckin' domino's "artisan" pizza, cause it's not that bad and it's fast and they've got those chocolate lava cakes, which I could cheerfully live on until death overtakes me.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 05:54 PM (/ybwc)

157 Chemjeff, she needs happy-FUN kitteh... yer slackin

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:54 PM (UrPTC)

158 Those were not hookers.  They were temporary marriages and my wives wanted money for their handbag fund.  The minions of the Great Satan misunderstood and I had to pay a fine.  So, I kill them.

Posted by: zombie Anwar aw-Alakkey at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (263hv)

159 Samuel Adams, so when a recipe calls for a "pork roast", what do I get?  A pork loin?  A pork sirloin roast?  I'm so confused about what that means.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (s7mIC)

160

I ain't looking at no "pork loins" ... unless they're girded.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (734Ld)

161 Okay ladies, now we come to the point you've all been waiting for.  The New Opeth album...Heritage.

The Devil's Orchard

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (F79HU)

162 Evening

Posted by: Snafu The Braves tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat at September 30, 2011 05:55 PM (8d28r)

163 153 PEACHES!!!  glad your mom is doing better
here is ahappy kitteh for you
how are you doing this evening?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:52 PM (s7mIC)

You need to do some doggehs too.. Love the pics..

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (R21xD)

164 156 - I'm good. Loving my horse He's 1300 lbs. of love. I like Domino's pizza and those lava cakes are the shizzle!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (HjxoE)

165

Chemjeff,

With Cain's 999 plan, it's all taken care of.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (734Ld)

166

I ain't looking at no "pork loins" ... unless they're girded.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 10:55 PM (734Ld)


I on the other hand will look at almost any female loins in a corset

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (UrPTC)

167 162 Evening

Posted by: Snafu The Braves tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat at September 30, 2011 10:55 PM (8d28r)


Good evening!

Posted by: chemjeff-St Louis Cardinals fan at September 30, 2011 05:56 PM (s7mIC)

168 Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:55 PM (s7mIC)

Pork loin. They come in a kind of cylindrical shape and are very tender after they are cooked. Kroger sells loins plain or seasoned.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 05:57 PM (ulPNQ)

169 I especially enjoyed pg. 2 of Fake Quotes from Famous People.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 30, 2011 05:57 PM (d6QMz)

170 Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:50 PM (s7mIC)

chemjeff, pork is a bit tricky, because the pricier cuts can be very dry.  A good pork roast is rolled and tied and has fat around it.  I don't know, but I suspect the "pork sirloin" is a very lean cut of meat.  You don't want that.  I've dined with poor folks who buy a pork shoulder or pork butt and they are amazing.  And cheap.  But for a good pork roast, go to a good butcher (or Whole Foods) and pay the money.  Then be careful cooking it, so it doesn't dry out.

Posted by: Peaches, lover of pork at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (/ybwc)

171 @131. Not at all. What the human mind can accomplish is amazing. It's my opinion that nothing about this is staged.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (wY55N)

172

Peaches, glad things have been goin well for you.  (Notice I dropped another g)

 

That dance vid was incredible.  Heading back upstream to check out the other stories.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (JKNDp)

173

At least you got to see Kristanna Loken's boobehs in Bloodrayne.

Even that couldn't save it.  Remember Showgirls?  Full frontal nudity, and I still switched that crap off halfway through.

And regarding the F-22s... Anything that lets the USMC lay down the hate and discontent more efficiently is okay with me.  Hopefully they cancel all the cash for the Osprey and use it to buy fighters.  Or better armor.  Or toilet paper, because that would be better than the Osprey.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (laT8a)

174 Samuel Adams, so for that recipe I should get 4 lbs of pork loin?
okay then
it's just that it costs like $10 and so I don't want to be wrong

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 05:58 PM (s7mIC)

175 chemjeff, any cut of meat can go in the crockpot; it's just a matter of which ones are "wasted" in a crockpot, because they're a nicer cut of meat that deserves better treatment.

I use pork sirloin roast in the crockpot all the time. Shoulders, butts are fine, too.


Damn.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 05:59 PM (SsG4J)

176 Pork loin. They come in a kind of cylindrical shape

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 10:57 PM (ulPNQ)

Like a shake weight.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 05:59 PM (F79HU)

177 I didn't realize milkshakes required so much bo..I'm mean milk. Eh, I hope they figure out this F-22 stuff. When my Pops was in the USAF they were still working through the kinks back in 2001, it was known by the engineers as the F-22 Craptor

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 30, 2011 05:59 PM (tKFT6)

178 145 okay so I have a really stupid question for those who know something about cooking

so I was at the store and I was going to try out the pork roast recipe that Genetic Tunder posted here, but I couldn't find pork roast in the meat section.  There was pork sirloin roast, is that the same thing?  I wasn't quite sure.

Well, you're cooking overnight, so that means you want cuts that are reasonably tough and full of flavor. With beef, your cut selection matters a lot more, because you get huge flavor dividends and good price advantage for accepting the slow-cooking stuff. For pork, it matters less. Shoulder and loin are both fine. For this cooking method, I might slightly favor shoulder (also, weirdly, known as "Boston Butt") because of a little extra flavor and connective-type tissue to gelatinize the sauce, but it's hard to go wrong. Crockpotting is the most forgiving of cooking methods, except with really delicate stuff like fish or chicken breast.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 05:59 PM (2IW5Q)

179 oh man this pork shopping is all so confusing
so what kind of meat should I get for Genetic Tunder's recipe?
Pork sirloin roast? or pork loin? or ask the butcher for something else?
gah

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (s7mIC)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (Er56e)

181

chemjeff,

I see what you're doing here.

Well played sir.

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (734Ld)

182 I collect purses like some women collect shoes. It's a real problem. I don't even have room for them at this point. And don't even make me count.

Good evening, all!

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (HWAki)

183 Heading back upstream to check out the other stories spawn.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 10:58 PM (JKNDp)


FTFY

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 30, 2011 06:00 PM (UrPTC)

184 Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 10:58 PM (s7mIC)

Pork loin is about $3.99 to $4.99 a pound. Not a bad price. Pork and Chicken have remained rather steady during this recession, (especially chicken).

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:01 PM (ulPNQ)

185 Damn it! where were these teachers when I was in highschool, all I had were a bunch of old hippies and vietnam vets.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 30, 2011 06:01 PM (tKFT6)

186 The ChiComms have kidnapped chemjeff, but they have set up a drop for the ransom money. Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 10:43 PM It's just a distraction tactic. He doesn't want anyone finding out about his new car: http://tinyurl.com/6ys3ee5

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 06:02 PM (JMmQ9)

187 I use a Boston butt for my pork roasts. That reminds. Need to go buy one for Sunday's dinner. And some Braeburn apples. They are really good with a pork roast.

Posted by: CDR M at September 30, 2011 06:02 PM (Ybl9g)

188 Snafu, gawt damn it, I was just getting over the Braves and now you go and bring it all up again.

chemjeff, tell the butcher you're putting it in a crockpot. In my opinion, the beer you choose is more important than the cut of meat for a crockpot.

Oven roasting, different story.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:02 PM (SsG4J)

189 Okay, and y'all can trust me on this, because pork is my favorite thing in life.  The pork tenderloin is a wonderful item, but is best braised.  You just throw that little baby thing into a frying pan with some type of liquid, put the cover on, do the low (LOW) heat for about 45 minutes, then toss in some more liquid to make yourself a nice gravy or au jus.  And tender?  You could die for how tender it is.  Just, as always with pork, do not overcook!!!

Posted by: Peaches, lover of pork at September 30, 2011 06:02 PM (/ybwc)

190 Pork loin is about $3.99 to $4.99 a pound. Not a bad price. Pork and Chicken have remained rather steady during this recession, (especially chicken).

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 11:01 PM (ulPNQ)

Where are you buying chicken, it's doubled here? I can buy salmon cheaper than chicken.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:03 PM (MtwBb)

191

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:00 PM (Er56e)

She's not even good looking.

With ugly women it's not even tits or get the fuck out.  It's just get the fuck out.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:03 PM (F79HU)

192

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 11:02 PM (JMmQ9)


okay that one gets a hearty LULZ

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:03 PM (s7mIC)

193 Here's a question: is ANYONE ever getting F-35s? I know Obama cut down the number of Raptor squadrons because we're getting the superawesome F-35 any day now. Aaany day now. Maybe next year, or the year after. Except that you can just bet he'll find some excuse not to acquire them. They make his Chinese backers nervous.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 30, 2011 06:03 PM (aSVj6)

194

Even that couldn't save it.  Remember Showgirls?  Full frontal nudity, and I still switched that crap off halfway through.

Honestly, Showgirls is one of the 90's Skinemax flicks I never had the honor of seeing. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (Er56e)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (F79HU)

196

I see what you're doing here.

Well played sir.

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:00 PM (734Ld)


you do?  because I don't.  please fill me in! 

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (s7mIC)

197 In my opinion the cheap meat goes in the crockpot and the better meat gets grilled, broiled, roasted or flash pan fried.

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (gvKUn)

198 <i>Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 10:50 PM</i>

corsets?

Go on......

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 06:04 PM (JMmQ9)

199 Where are you buying chicken, it's doubled here? I can buy salmon cheaper than chicken.

Kansas. Chicken has remained rather cheap through this shit. However there is a caveat, eggs are nearly $2.00 a dozen.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:05 PM (ulPNQ)

200

With crock pots, anything cooked 4 plus hours is gonna be tender. No?

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:05 PM (734Ld)

201 So I had an interesting day yesterday. Yesterday, we had some nasty storms in Houston. The power went-out while I was at the library (just before closing time), so in certain parts of Houston, people were driving during rush hour without traffic signals. Lightening also struck two trees right across the street. They have been working on the phone lines in parts of this side of town all day.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 30, 2011 06:06 PM (d6QMz)

202 Topic: Is chique d'afrique's laptop murdering its power adapters? First of all, let me begin by saying what's up, 'rons and 'ettes. So my original laptop adapter died in February in Nigeria just before I returned from my vacation. So I bought a generic one from Amazon which lasted till early this month. Then I got another generic one that lasted about 2 weeks, giving up the ghost a couple of days ago. I then bought another one from Amazon, which arrived yesterday but apparently committed suicide before it was plugged into my computer or at the very instant it was plugged in. Sigh. So now, I'm wondering if I should just spring the $60 to $100 to buy an original Toshiba adapter or will my laptop also assassinate it? Is it on a murderous rampage? Please help a sister out.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:06 PM (21lBC)

203
Now you can't drink the milk from your own cow, says a Wisconsin judge.

http://tinyurl.com/3drgryg

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 06:06 PM (ymPoE)

204

chemjeff,

just trying to be funny after several Blue Moons.

it's been a long, long week for me with an interesting twist.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:07 PM (734Ld)

205 Okay, and y'all can trust me on this, because pork is my favorite thing in life.  The pork tenderloin is a wonderful item, but is best braised.  You just throw that little baby thing into a frying pan with some type of liquid, put the cover on, do the low (LOW) heat for about 45 minutes, then toss in some more liquid to make yourself a nice gravy or au jus.  And tender?  You could die for how tender it is.  Just, as always with pork, do not overcook!!!
Posted by: Peaches, lover of pork at September 30, 2011 11:02 PM

I like to grill it, but only for about four minutes a side on a very hot grill for an 1 1/2" boneless chop.  They get nicely browned and are, as you said, fork tender.

Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2011 06:07 PM (263hv)

206 Kansas. Chicken has remained rather cheap through this shit. However there is a caveat, eggs are nearly $2.00 a dozen.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 11:05 PM (ulPNQ)

I just bought eggs today, $3.75 and two chicken breasts are $11.00. I can by a pound of wild caught king salmon for 9.95.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:07 PM (MtwBb)

207

Evening.

Twiceblessed: Ever made brownies "2/3's" done? Yum.  I like just about any baked dessert almost done.

Oh, ChemJeff..http://www.mealsforyou.com/cgi-bin/customize?meatcutspork.html

Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (rZZA3)

208 What's amazing about this story is that this exec never figured anybody would deduce that his restaurant chain is a carbon copy of Hooters...

Battle of the 'breastraunts': Hooters sues ex exec's saucy start-up 'Twin Peaks'.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (Er56e)

209 with an interesting twist.

Do tell, Journolist . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (/ybwc)

210

Trader Joes sells the least expensive egss around.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:08 PM (734Ld)

211 In my opinion the cheap meat goes in the crockpot. The better meat gets grilled, broiled, roasted or flash pan fried, etc. hope that made it clearer

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (gvKUn)

212

 Except that you can just bet he'll find some excuse not to acquire them.

He already has his excuse.  When it comes time to sign the check...  "Sorry, Rethuglicans!  You want budget cuts?  Here they are!"

He'll go on all the networks at prime time and talk about how wastful defense spending is, and how we need to focus on paying off his union cronies, wait, I mean jobs.  And green energy or high speed rail or unemployment extensions and al Qaida doesn't even have an air force, what do we need all these jets for?

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (laT8a)

213 197 In my opinion the cheap meat goes in the crockpot and the better meat gets grilled, broiled, roasted or flash pan fried.

Yes, that's the old-school answer, and still mostly a workable formula if you're sticking with beef. But pork is more ambiguous, and it has special cases like pork belly, and with chicken, the stew-friendly wing is approaching the price of the quick-cooking breast, thanks to hot wings.

The more people catch on to the merits of the slow-cooking cuts, the more the traditional price formula, set in the "housewife convenience is everything" early-60's era, is upheaved. We're in a more foodie era now, and the trend is for the good stuff to get expensive, however long it takes to cook.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (2IW5Q)

214 So I can't open a bar-restaurant named "Jugs"?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (8zV0C)

215 Damn robtr that sucks. We're also down to $3.17 a gallon here.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:09 PM (ulPNQ)

216 Giving foreign aid to third world basket cases (in Steyn's words) is completely useless. No - I take that back. It is worse than giving them nothing as it only enables criminal behavior. These countries should get their acts together and fend for themselves. It's like libs or bad parents throwing money at a problem/their kids just to make themselves feel better instead of doing the hard work that it takes to actually improve things. And I say this as the proud citizen of a messed up country, which I love.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (21lBC)

217

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:00 PM (Er56e)


okay I'd hit it

but then again I'm drucking funk

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (s7mIC)

218

So now, I'm wondering if I should just spring the $60 to $100 to buy an original Toshiba adapter or will my laptop also assassinate it? Is it on a murderous rampage?

Please help a sister out.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:06 PM (21lBC)

Well at this point you might as well buy a new computer.  It might end up being cheaper.

Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (GULKT)

219 Please help a sister out.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:06 PM (21lBC)

Fuck spending $100 bucks, I spent ten bucks at an eBay seller called Monster Adapter last year and the thing still works perfectly fine.

Give me some time to find it.  Or, ya know, Google or what.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (F79HU)

220 Please help a sister out.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:06 PM (21lBC)

My Toshiba is two years old and still am using the same power adaptor. Maybe you should spring for the orignal parts. 

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:10 PM (MtwBb)

221 214 So I can't open a bar-restaurant named "Jugs"?

Sure you can.  But I would advise that your restaurant theme be not about the flesh jugs but about actual jugs-jugs.   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (Er56e)

222 In my opinion the cheap meat goes in the crockpot.

which is the cheap meat?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (s7mIC)

223 214 So I can't open a bar-restaurant named "Jugs"?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 11:09 PM

Perve!

Posted by: Pamela Geller at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

224 Chique, I've always used OEM adapters until recently. My wife's adaptor on her Sony died so i went and got a Energizer one that had the proper electronic settings and it has worked fine for over a month. Have you tried the adapter without the battery installed?

Posted by: CDR M at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (Ybl9g)

225

Trader Joes sells the least expensive egss around.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:08 PM (734Ld)

And they are the freshest!  The only thing I would do with a Vons egg is throw it at something that was annoying me.  Which, of course, leaves me a lot of options, but I still wouldn't but their eggs.  Or their produce.  I think of Vons as "where produce goes to die . . . along with the meat and the dairy products."

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (/ybwc)

226 oh never mind, it's the meat that is cheapest
duh

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (s7mIC)

227 Food! Food! FOOD!! I just had dinner and everyone is talking about food. I'm hungry again.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (wY55N)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:11 PM (F79HU)

229 200With crock pots, anything cooked 4 plus hours is gonna be tender. No?

Almost. Not tripe. Not dried abalone. And a chicken breast will probably be fibrous. I suppose the fibers will be tender.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (2IW5Q)

230 Damn robtr that sucks. We're also down to $3.17 a gallon here.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 11:09 PM (ulPNQ)

ha, we're down to $4 bucks or there abouts. I didn't buy gas this week yet.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (MtwBb)

231 which is the cheap meat?

That's what they used to call me.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (ulPNQ)

232 Some local prices that I just paid:
 
Whole pork tenderloin -- 7# @ $1.99 per
Skinless boneless chicken breast -- 5# @$1.97 per
 
PS -- don't move to the South, it's really bad down here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (ENKCw)

233 chique d'afrique yeah you want to get the correct adapter for your laptop, because if you use the wrong one you risk screwing up the battery in your laptop due to overcharging

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (s7mIC)

234

okay I'd hit it

but then again I'm drucking funk

It (drink) provokes the desire but it takes away the performance

Posted by: Things Zombie William Shakespeare might have said at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (Er56e)

235 Robert, that's the thing. All the replacement adapters I've been getting are about $10 bucks. I'm just worried that maybe my laptop is doing something to the adapters (I have no idea what). Is that possible?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (21lBC)

236

The food at Hooter's is awful.

That is all.  Carry on.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (laT8a)

237 227 Food! Food! FOOD!! I just had dinner and everyone is talking about food. I'm hungry again.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 11:11 PM (wY55N)

Made popcorn the old fashioned way, with some parmesean, yummy..

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:12 PM (R21xD)

238 214 So I can't open a bar-restaurant named "Jugs"?

Pammy's place is two blogs down the hall

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (6GvAC)

239 207 - yes! My kids and I love them that way. With ice cream, of course. To cut the sweetness

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (HjxoE)

240 I don't understand how that Twin Peaks franchise gets the axe but Tilted Kilt, which is pretty much "Hooters with plaid" is spreading like kudzu.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (aSVj6)

241 buzzion, the laptop is only about 2.5 years old and works very well.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (21lBC)

242 Jane Lui, from that little no-lyrics video posted here, is really a fine musician and has the voice of an angel. You have been exposed to a secret sauce and if you youtube her songs or go to her site (janelui.com) then I am afraid that you will be infected too (the good kind of infection). She is just a real sweety.

Posted by: Errol at September 30, 2011 06:13 PM (vewos)

243 214 - Somebody in Tampa tried to open a restaurant called C.O Jones.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:14 PM (HjxoE)

244 yeah gas is down to a mere $3.19 here in NW MO
ugh
I pine for the days of <$2 gas

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:14 PM (s7mIC)

245 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:12 PM (21lBC)

I dunno.  Are you getting adapters for the right model?


Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:15 PM (F79HU)

246 We're not as think as you drunk we are, chemjeff.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2011 06:15 PM (8zV0C)

247 PS -- don't move to the South, it's really bad down here. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 11:12 PM (ENKCw) oh, and don't move to Idaho either, it is super bad here.

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:15 PM (gvKUn)

248 236

The food at Hooter's is awful.

That is all.  Carry on.

Does anybody go to an eatery called "Hooters" for the food? 

But they even have a kid's menu, if memory serves me correctly.  Now that's bad! 

Posted by: Things Zombie William Shakespeare might have said at September 30, 2011 06:15 PM (Er56e)

249 CDR M, when the 2nd adapter died, I mentioned on an ONT that it was making a type of clicking sound and was told that it had something to do with a bad (leaking) capacitor. As soon as I plugged it in, the latest one started making a similar sound.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (21lBC)

250 buzzion, the laptop is only about 2.5 years old and works very well.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:13 PM (21lBC)

Do you have a surge protector? 

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (MtwBb)

251 244 yeah gas is down to a mere $3.19 here in NW MO
ugh
I pine for the days of <$2 gas

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:14 PM (s7mIC)

Ours is still 3.77 a gallon. Do not see any relief in sight. This is nv, obama hates us.. And milk is now $4.00 gallon, sick of it..

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (R21xD)

Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (WTNJJ)

253 Oh, and thanks everyone for your help. You guys and gals are great.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (21lBC)

254

 I don't understand how that Twin Peaks franchise gets the axe but Tilted Kilt, which is pretty much "Hooters with plaid" is spreading like kudzu.

Really?  We had one, it lasted about six months.  And this is in freaking Louisiana, home to all who love beer and cheap fried food.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (laT8a)

255 Somebody in Tampa tried to open a restaurant called C.O Jones.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 11:14 PM (HjxoE)

lol!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:16 PM (/ybwc)

256 I've been to Hooters about twice. The thing which really struck me was how covered-up the waitresses are. Sure, they're wearing little t-shirts and short-shorts -- over flesh-tone full bodystockings. I think you'd see more skin in the faculty lounge at parochial school.

Oh, and the beer was overpriced and the wings sucked. I thought the whole point of Hooters was that nobody would notice stuff like that.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 30, 2011 06:17 PM (aSVj6)

257 Don't want any popcorn. Butterfly pork chops or some good spit pig barbecue. Ummm pork.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:17 PM (wY55N)

258 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:16 PM (21lBC)

well, your laptop battery may already be fucked up
try running your laptop without the battery, does it still make a sound?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:17 PM (s7mIC)

259   257 Don't want any popcorn. Butterfly pork chops or some good spit pig barbecue. Ummm pork.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 11:17 PM (wY55N)

True, Peaches recipe sounds perfect, and can do leftover pulled pork sandwiches with the leftovers. Yumm.

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:19 PM (R21xD)

260 CDR M, you genius! You're right. I just took out the battery and it's working now. So now the question is, do I buy a generic battery or get a Toshiba one? (And I apologize if I'm hogging the thread.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:19 PM (21lBC)

261 Sure you can.  But I would advise that your restaurant theme be not about the flesh jugs but about actual jugs-jugs.   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:11 PM (Er56e)

Need some sweet, sweet stimulus?

Posted by: Barack Obama who knows a great business idea when he sees one at September 30, 2011 06:19 PM (FBr/C)

262 wait, there's a Tilted Kilt in fucking Peoria but there isn't one in the entire state of Missouri?
I blame SCoaMF

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:20 PM (s7mIC)

263 Somebody in Tampa tried to open a restaurant called C.O Jones.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 11:14 PM (HjxoE)


What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Former Denny's style restaurant called Sambo's. at September 30, 2011 06:20 PM (ulPNQ)

264 chique d'afrique you get an OEM battery - they are all a little different
actually you get a battery that precisely matches the adapter that you currently have, that also works for your laptop

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:21 PM (s7mIC)

265 huerfano: spot on I give them about three or four minutes a side over the coals, then move them over a drip pan full of water, and add a large handful of sodden mesquite chips to the coals, put the lid back on and watch it smoke like it's a bowling alley on New Years Eve 1953 for about 45 minutes. Moist? You could wring them out. Fork tender, indeed. If I know in advance, I'll marinate the pork loin in regular old Good Seasons Italian dressing. The result is bacon-esque...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 06:21 PM (JMmQ9)

266 So now the question is, do I buy a generic battery or get a Toshiba one?

Try to always go with the OEM.  And do your diligence, some of that Amazon stuff will say OEM, but lie.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:22 PM (/ybwc)

267 Yo, Chique D'Afrique!

Adapter Monster


Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 06:22 PM (F79HU)

268 248: kids at Hooters brings to mind that early scene in Idiocracy.

Anyway: agreed that Hooters food is lousy. If you need chicken wings, BW3 does them better. However if you show up to Hooters at the right time (i.e. it's a slow night), and assuming you don't need to be drinking a lot of pints, you might get a waitress willing to take some time to complain about how much working there sucks. Honest women are worth the tip.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:22 PM (6GvAC)

269 (And I apologize if I'm hogging the thread.) Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 11:19 PM (21lBC) don't sweat that, the 'rons and 'ettes here are really smart and happy to help when they are sober......

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:23 PM (gvKUn)

270 Does this ONT make my butt look big? Just wonderin'?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 30, 2011 06:23 PM (HjxoE)

271 I am going to go and cook up five pounds of bacon and pig out. Might as well put 911 on speed dial.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (wY55N)

272 256 I think you'd see more skin in the faculty lounge at parochial school.

Nah, public school; and it's in the van at the parking lot

Posted by: some kid in Loveland, Colorado at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (6GvAC)

273

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 11:16 PM (R21xD)


yeah milk is about the same here, I just paid $1.95 for a half gallon

ugh

and yet we have "no inflation", whatevs

god it is all so fucking fucked up

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (s7mIC)

274 LOL, there really is a C O Jones in New Haven, CT! It's a Mexican restaurant and tequila bar.  Voted by Playboy one of the top 10 tequila bars in the country, too. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (Zgfnd)

275 269 - well that's a small window of opportunity!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:24 PM (HjxoE)

276 OMG, these Domino's crunchy chocolate lava cakes.  They rock my world.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:25 PM (/ybwc)

277 274 - Really!?! I love it

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:25 PM (HjxoE)

278 man I wish I knew how to prepare meat
I'm just so hesitant to experiment on it because it is so expensive
so I will get 4 lbs of pork loin for the crock pot for that recipe then, okay

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:26 PM (s7mIC)

279 So, yo, has anybody heard from Vic?  He had a pretty intense medical thing going on Monday and I have not seen a post from him since.  Would love to hear that he's okay.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:27 PM (/ybwc)

280

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 11:24 PM (Zgfnd)

You read Playboy? 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:27 PM (Er56e)

281

 However if you show up to Hooters at the right time (i.e. it's a slow night), and assuming you don't need to be drinking a lot of pints, you might get a waitress willing to take some time to complain about how much working there sucks.

I have a co-worker who used to be a bouncer at a a couple of strip clubs in California, and he told me a lot of the women who worked there used variations of that one.  My boyfriend's in prison, I hate it here, I just wish I could meet a nice guy, my dad used to beat me, say, you're pretty nice...  Makes them seem desperate, and to a certain mindset, desperate means possibly screwable, so the guy drops more money.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:28 PM (laT8a)

282 Peaches, Vic was here at the HQ today
He mentioned that he starts his chemotherapy sometime soon, I think he said next week

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:28 PM (s7mIC)

283
Leno asks Cain why he wouldn't appoint a Muslim
Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 11:16 PM

Am I gonna cringe? I'm kind of afraid to watch.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 06:28 PM (ymPoE)

284

yeah milk is about the same here, I just paid $1.95 for a half gallon

ugh

and yet we have "no inflation", whatevs

god it is all so fucking fucked up

I'm so sick of these lying cocksuckers, inflation and gas prices are kicking the shit out of the middle class. "Oh we would never tax the middle class." You already are motherfucker!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:29 PM (ulPNQ)

285 Sure you can.  But I would advise that your restaurant theme be not about the flesh jugs but about actual jugs-jugs.   
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:11 PM (Er56e)

Yeah, that'll attract the hillbillies.  Come see our collection of fucking JUGS.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 30, 2011 06:29 PM (ehEyA)

286 so I will get 4 lbs of pork loin for the crock pot for that recipe then, okay Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:26 PM (s7mIC) Noooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pork loin is way to tasty for that

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:29 PM (gvKUn)

287
Am I gonna cringe? I'm kind of afraid to watch.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 11:28 PM

Okay, I dared to watch it. He said "Muslim" when he meant "jihadist."

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 06:29 PM (ymPoE)

288

ugh

and yet we have "no inflation", whatevs

god it is all so fucking fucked up

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:24 PM (s7mIC)

Yep, grocery shopping sucks big time, I actually used to like to grocery shop. My hubby wonders how I can spend so much on two bags of groceries. It really is depressing as hell.

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:30 PM (R21xD)

289

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 11:28 PM (laT8a)

One of my school friends who worked at Hooters for a spell said pretty much the same thing. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:30 PM (Er56e)

290 Really?  We had one, it lasted about six months.  And this is in freaking Louisiana, home to all who love beer and cheap fried food.

Odd.  Where in La?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 06:30 PM (OzwCD)

291 Thanks, guys. So I just checked my order history on Amazon, and it appears the latest adapter isn't OEM. Should I return it and then buy OEM battery and adapter? Or should I just buy another generic battery? If the former, should I just get the combo from the Toshiba website?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:30 PM (21lBC)

292 So, yo, has anybody heard from Vic?  He had a pretty intense medical thing going on Monday and I have not seen a post from him since.  Would love to hear that he's okay.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 11:27 PM (/ybwc)

He's been posting all week in the morning Headlines thread. He's doing fine, though the chemo starts next week I believe.

That may make him more cranky than usual.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (ENKCw)

293

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 11:29 PM (gvKUn)


so what do I do?  look for the cheapest thing that says "pork" and get 4 lbs of that?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (s7mIC)

294 Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:28 PM (s7mIC)

Oh, cj, thanks for that, I've been really worried.  Will continue to pray that he has a good prognosis and an even better outcome.  He's such a sweetheart.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (/ybwc)

295

RF's cooking tip of the year.

1. large tenderloin.

2. large knife

3, jimmy dean or bacon,

4. polk hole in tenderloin with knife from one end to the other.

5. fill the center full of Jimmy Dean or bacon.

be sure to freeze the sutffing so you can shove it into the pork.

6. cook until done

7. enjoy.

 

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (kWpIg)

296 Secundus: strippers (who are looking at a $200 tip for 'dancing'), yeah. Hooters waitresses (looking at a $10 tip for toting a couple beers and a burger) might just mean it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:31 PM (6GvAC)

297

Peaches - here's the twist to my week and it happened today.  

I have been in meetings all week and was at a conference today and then decided out of the blue to stop by a Mexican restaurant off PCH and was relaxing and eating in my car just chilling out for a minute when I noticed an elderly woman who had been nodding off in her car parked in the next parking space over. She appeared to be dressed well and had a nicer looking car, but I could just tell something was off and kept thinking about it and then it dawned on me. This woman was living out of her car in one of the nicest areas in Southern California.

I started to look closer at her car and what was in it. She had dry cleaning hanging on a hook, a few pieces of clothes, a prescription pill container on the dash, a few pieces of loose mail and a some small boxes.

I decided to back out and then suddenly stopped. Pulled forward and got out of my car.  And walked over to this car next to me.

I knocked lightly on the window and startled this elderly woman and she was ticked off a little but I said, I want to talk to you.

I asked her if she was alright... and she lowered her window and looked me straight in the eye and said, son, I'm homeless.

She looked about 70 years old and she was dressed like a grandmotherly lady.

My heart sank when I saw a photo of her taped to the dashboard of her and her husband in younger and better times, smiling.

I spoke with her for abut 15 to 20 minutes and gave her 65 dollars and a cherised prayer card I had in my wallet. I told her never to give up hope and that somehow she will figure this out and her eyes welled up.

She told me she had been evicted from her home.

I am going to figure things out for her.

I told her that times are very tough for many and that this world is upside down right now but faith is going to get us through.

I was then beyond angered driving home thinking about the abject waste of taxpayer funds just on Solyndra alone and how Obama has worsened things.  

That's my story. It's sad but I feel so blessed to actually have met this person today, I know it doesn't make sense but I do feel blessed about the whole experience.

 

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 06:32 PM (734Ld)

298 So now, I'm wondering if I should just spring the $60 to $100 to buy an original Toshiba adapter or will my laptop also assassinate it? Is it on a murderous rampage? Please help a sister out.

Power adapters are not the whole power system.  The little round hole you plug it into is a small internal unit on the laptop.  I've replaced several of those on IBM Lenovos that were defective.  After going thru as many adapters as you have, I wouldn't expect they all would be bad.
There are so many things that could be causing the problem.  I've seen bad keyboards present as power problems.  You really need to take it into a repair guy...probably cheaper to get a new one.

Posted by: trainer at September 30, 2011 06:32 PM (DGxyd)

299 Lafayette

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:32 PM (laT8a)

300 After 3 weeks of abstinence, think I`m gone get drunk and play some battlefield bad co 2 multiplayer ( maybe onslaught might be better if too drunk). Been absolutely fine weather here in sunny CO. too.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (l12Qv)

301 chique d'afrique, if it was me, I would buy an OEM battery and OEM adapter, just so I would know that it was all guaranteed to work together without screwing up my laptop, even if it might cost a little bit more

but that is what I would do

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (s7mIC)

302 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:27 PM (Er56e)

Heh!  Not since I used to find my teenaged brothers' hidden in the cabinet in the bathroom!  It says at the bottom of the site at my link what PB rated it.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (Zgfnd)

303 Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 11:29 PM (gvKUn)

jake, he's just gettin' his feet wet, don't scare him!

chemjeff, it'll be fine. It'll be more than fine, actually and will encourage you to cook again,which is important.

Which recipe are you trying?

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (SsG4J)

304 "Oh we would never tax the middle class." You already are motherfucker!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 11:29 PM (ulPNQ)

But only the ones they haven't already put out of work.  That is so unfair, Sam. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:33 PM (/ybwc)

305 Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:32 PM (734Ld)

Damn, good for you.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:34 PM (ulPNQ)

306

chique d'afrique, I would take the oem battery to batteries plus or battery barn or someplace like that and have it checked. Most of these places do it for free.

If the battery is shot, it doesnt make one bit difference what kind of adapter you are using. And they might even have a replacement that is the same or lesser cost than online. Might be worth a try.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:34 PM (wY55N)

307 This will be (I hope) my last post on this topic. Thanks, everyone, for your advice. I knew this was the right place to come to. Based on what everyone has said, I think I'll just order a new battery and adapter from Toshiba. (My poor wallet.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (21lBC)

308

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 11:33 PM (Zgfnd)

Hey, you'll get no judgment from me either way,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (Er56e)

309 Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:32 PM You are my fucking hero.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (ZDUD4)

310

But only the ones they haven't already put out of work.  That is so unfair, Sam. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 11:33 PM (/ybwc)


Yeah you're right, although I have been out of work since December '10. Lol.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (ulPNQ)

311 Journolist, God bless you real good. Gave me goosebumps and teary eyes.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (SsG4J)

312 Journolist, that story brought a tear to my eye, it really did
hooray for you for saying something and doing something for her

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:35 PM (s7mIC)

313 Journolist, Sometimes we are just going along and life smacks us in the face. I hope you are able to get this woman some help.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 06:36 PM (JKNDp)

314 Okay, I dared to watch it. He said "Muslim" when he meant "jihadist."

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 11:29 PM (ymPoE)

So why is it that this view of Cain makes him beyond the pale, but the almost universally held belief of the left that believing Catholics and evangelicals have no place in the government is a-ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 06:36 PM (FBr/C)

315 chique, I'd go back through all your 'bad' adapters and check them with the battery out. Chances are most or all of them are good. I'd buy a generic battery for your laptop as long as the specs are the same; but that's just me the tightwad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:36 PM (ENKCw)

316 Posted by: Journolist

This story makes me physically ill. No family or anyone that can take her in?


Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 06:36 PM (HWAki)

317 311 - I'm with you. Man, what a story. Bless your heart, journolist.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:37 PM (HjxoE)

318

 "Oh we would never tax the middle class." You already are motherfucker!

Please understand-- unless the tax increase is accompanied by speeches calling for you to be publicly pilloried, insulting everything you do and insinuating that you're evil and stupid, it doesn't count as a tax increase.  Or something.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:37 PM (laT8a)

319 so what do I do? look for the cheapest thing that says "pork" and get 4 lbs of that? Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:31 PM (s7mIC) I'd suggest something from the Pork shoulder going in the crockpot, Boston or Picnic shoulder or whatever they call it in your parts Pork loin is the expensive part, same as beef loin

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:37 PM (gvKUn)

320 Journolist, very nice!  Your story made my eyes get kinda watery.   

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 06:37 PM (Zgfnd)

321 MissTammy: this one

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:38 PM (s7mIC)

322
So why is it that this view of Cain makes him beyond the pale, but the almost universally held belief of the left that believing Catholics and evangelicals have no place in the government is a-ok?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 11:36 PM

Shut up.

Posted by: The Explainer at September 30, 2011 06:38 PM (ymPoE)

323 320, Are you the same Theresa from Fort Worth?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:38 PM (ZDUD4)

324 Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:32 PM (734Ld)

Jeebus, Journolist.  Kudos to you for doing the right thing.  And, I am utterly serious, if you need any help with it, please email me and I will do whatever I can.  carolinvenice at the hoo yah thingy.  I really want to help.  God bless  you, ain't nothing in this world a determined moron can't do. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (/ybwc)

325

be sure to freeze the sutffing so you can shove it into the pork.

6. cook until done

7. enjoy.

 

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 11:31 PM (kWpIg)

Did you just describe deflowering a pig here? Or what the hell was that?

Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (hQX3k)

326 No family or anyone that can take her in?

Nice looking car probably had a good life back in the day. Trust me, it's real hard to swallow your pride and ask for help.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (ulPNQ)

327 You can get a decent laptop for 400 bucks these days. Less if you scout around. I went from Vista to Win 7 -- what an effin relief!

Posted by: mike at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (ZrGnc)

328 Am I the only one to notice that the poll-meisters are ginning up Obama 44 - Republican X 43 polls and then two weeks later the same pollsters have them down 15 points to the SCFOMF.  I would believe this out of a bunch of libs, but there is no way conservative voters are that fickle. 

We had the SARAH! polls.  The Bachman polls.  The Perry polls.  The Cain polls.  And now Drudge is pimping the Christie polls.  All of them within a few points of the SCFOMF then poof.  Like a freaking mirage.  I'm just sayin...


Posted by: Quin at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (3aJ/q)

329
And Journolist, good on you.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 06:39 PM (ymPoE)

330 18-1, where's the statistics on Left opinion, that believing Catholics should have no place in the government?

Sorry, dude; but 314 was hyperbole. You should have left it at "evangelicals"; the Left really does churn out a lot of scaremongering books about "The Family", "American Fascism", "Clash of Fundamentalisms" and associated bullshit.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:40 PM (6GvAC)

331 Is Leno a racist? We shall see.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 30, 2011 06:40 PM (WCm02)

332 324 - If you hear from journolist, hit me up and I'll help in any way I can.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:40 PM (HjxoE)

333 At the risk of pissing off the Jarheads, they really don't really need a VTOL aircraft like the F-35B. Unless we're going to buy ski-jump carriers,   which no one has told me about, Navy carriers are sufficient to operate from off-shore. After all, Marine aviators all qualify as Naval Aviators.

And if they are going to fly from land, a VTOL aircraft is a great idea...until you realize you have to refuel and rearm it, so it's stupid not to operate from an airbase (how do you get the bomb jammer out in the forest?). Duh!

OK, the light, expeditionary Marines need fighters for heavy firepower but why can't they use the other services? As a wise Congressman (yeah, it's an oxymoron) once said, "I understand why the Army needs an Air Force, and I understand why the Navy needs an Army. But why does the Navy's Army need an Air Force?"

Posted by: Arms Merchant at September 30, 2011 06:40 PM (NZMKc)

334

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:32 PM (734Ld)

You are what makes America great. God Bless!

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:41 PM (R21xD)

335 331, Leno is a CA. Libtard, you don't have to wait for that.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:41 PM (ZDUD4)

336

 "Oh we would never tax the middle class." You already are motherfucker!

Please understand-- unless the tax increase is accompanied by speeches calling for you to be publicly pilloried, insulting everything you do and insinuating that you're evil and stupid, it doesn't count as a tax increase.  Or something.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 11:37 PM

You have access to TOTUS?

Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2011 06:41 PM (263hv)

337 Hey Journolist, how can we go about adopting this fine lady? I mean, the moronosphere can pimp the pay jar for an Ewok, you'd think we could do something for a homeless lady.

Posted by: tcn at September 30, 2011 06:42 PM (hQX3k)

338 #323 - I wish, she's way cool, but nope, I'm not! 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 06:42 PM (Zgfnd)

339

That's my story. It's sad but I feel so blessed to actually have met this person today, I know it doesn't make sense but I do feel blessed about the whole experience.

God bless you, Journolist, for taking to time to care for somebody you saw in need, especially someone you don't know. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:42 PM (Er56e)

340 You can't carry an airbase with you. Harriersand vtols can operate out of a decent stretch of paved highway if need be.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (wY55N)

341 I spend more on xbox games than I do on female accessories. I buy every halfway decent game twice. One for me and one for my man. Army gives him shit and calls it pay. While I like expensive purses, jewelry and scarves, I buy them on the cheap. It would gall me to pay full price. I have no secret kitty. It's my money. I do what I please with it.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (gvlTU)

342 CJ: pork is easy and relatively cheap. Find some chop or cutlets about 3/4 - 7/8 inches thick. Give them some seasoned salt, fresh ground black pepper, and some crushed red pepper. 90 seconds per side over the coals; then move them off the fire (indirect method) for 25 - 30 minutes. remember, I have an 18-inch Weber kettle I'll trade you for a 1.75 litre jug of Val-U-Rite FOB the People's Republic of AnnArbor

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (JMmQ9)

343 man that story just makes me so sad and so angry
the government fucked up the housing market, fucked up the economy
and now this sweet old lady is homeless, living in her car
man that is just fucking awful



god damn these SCoaMFs, all of them

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (s7mIC)

344 I might be wrong about this, and I'm willing to be corrected, but, in the same way that I am beginning to think that that milkshake video was just an opportunity to showcase boobs, I'm also starting to get the feeling that some cobs and 'rons here think that POTUS is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (JWxVQ)

345 I bet I speak for almost all Americans when I say that if someone knocked on my door and told me they were hungry, I would feed them no questions asked.
 
There is a lot of gray area between that and some panhandler asking me for money.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (ENKCw)

346 324 - If you hear from journolist, hit me up and I'll help in any way I can.

You got it, girlfriend.  That lady's got a team forming up here.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:43 PM (/ybwc)

347 Okay, cool, that's the one I use all the time. He added apples to his, excellent idea.

jake and Peaches and everyone else is telling you the truth... pork loin is a better cut of pork, and there are far better ways to cook it.

All I am saying is that it sounds to me like you are a bit of a novice, who is not yet ready to braise, oven roast, etc, and that a porkloin in the crockpot is gonna be heavenly. I also know form experience that they don't always have a lot of pork options in certain areas of the country.

Don't cheap out on the beer, though, or it'll be bitter. I definitely recommend the Dos Equis Amber.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:44 PM (SsG4J)

348 338, I wanted to type to her. Apparently Mrs. Sailor has an opportunity to make another Evil corporate jump. We will land in Fort Worth if it happens. I wanted to learn as much as I can before we start making life changing decisions.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (ZDUD4)

349

Gonna go watch a movie with my sweetheart. Hope you all have a great weekend. Go Sooners, Raiders, and Cowboys for Theresa.

God Bless!

Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (R21xD)

350 AltonJackson thanks but I am not yet at the grilling stage of my meat cooking evolution

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (s7mIC)

351 jake, he's just gettin' his feet wet, don't scare him! Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 11:33 PM (SsG4J) sorry, In a past life I was a meat guy. Nothing is more intimadating than expensive meat. $100 per pound steaks are scary, who wants to fuck up $600 worth of beef on the BBQ infront of your friends

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (gvKUn)

352 Jurnolist. If you have someplace I can snail mail it too, I have 25 extra dollars you can have.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:45 PM (wY55N)

353 346 - and I expected nothing less from this lovable bunch of ragtag hooligans

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:46 PM (HjxoE)

354 Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 11:43 PM (ENKCw)

My groceries may be a shit load more expensive, but I would be honored to share them to someone who needs them.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 30, 2011 06:46 PM (ulPNQ)

355

You have access to TOTUS?

Yes.  I'm considering inserting a few lines into Obama's next speech, about his and Barney Frank's upcoming vibrator party, and how next year's budget needs to include $2500 to buy replacement crash helmets for Biden.  I'm also willing to entertain suggestions.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:47 PM (laT8a)

356 340 You can't carry an airbase with you. Harriersand vtols can operate out of a decent stretch of paved highway if need be.

That's great. Now how do you get the fuel and bombs in? Oh yeah, you fly them to the airport in big airplanes and then truck them out to the highway.

Duh!

Posted by: Arms Merchant at September 30, 2011 06:48 PM (NZMKc)

357 Crash helmets would be wasted on Biden . . . nothin' left to protect there, if there ever was in the first place.  Tinfoil will do just fine for that fucker.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:48 PM (/ybwc)

358 yeah Journolist if you want to setup a PayPal account or something I can pitch in a few bucks for donations for the lady as well

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:48 PM (s7mIC)

359 Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 11:43 PM (gvlTU)

Preach it, sister! My money, I'll buy what I feel like, provided we aren't starving or what not. We have our savings cushion etc. Ya can't take it with ya, for Pete's sake, and life is for living.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:49 PM (SsG4J)

360

hi Peach....... hope you are well. cant say the same for the the Pat's...........

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 06:50 PM (kWpIg)

361 Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 11:32 PM (734Ld)

It makes me sick to think about this woman rotting away in her car.  Somebody's widow, (probably) somebody's mother and grandmother.

Barack Hussein Obama, the most dangerous domestic terrorist this country has ever faced, has done this to more people than we will ever know.  And the Jug-Eared Fuck has done it all with a sneer and a smile, while the First Wookie buys more $10,000 purses.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 06:50 PM (OzwCD)

362 There is a lot of gray area between that and some panhandler asking me for money.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 11:43 PM (ENKCw)

I once worked third shift in a big city. It was interesting watching the "homeless" commute to "work"...

Though there were some real ones too.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 06:50 PM (FBr/C)

363 I'm watching Bill on HBO right now and they talking about how rich people are pure evil and very single person there opening their big piehole is a rich asshole.  Are they that stupid?

Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 06:51 PM (yJajs)

364 Is anyone else suspicious about that milkshake video? You know what I mean. With all that ice cream and ice around there should have been more...nippleage. I'm going to have to watch it several times more to make sure they're not trying to pull a fast one.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 30, 2011 06:51 PM (7EV/g)

365 okay MissTammy yeah I am a novice at this whole meat cooking thing, the only meat I have cooked up to now has been chicken breasts and ground beef and bacon - I haven't tried pork roasts or pork chops or pork loin or any of that.  so, I will get 4 lbs of pork loin tomorrow and the apples and the Dos Equis Amber beer and try it out.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:52 PM (s7mIC)

366 chemjeff, meant also to add that the ONT before that one had some awesomely awesome recipes and tips from Gushka in it, so be sure and check it out.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:52 PM (SsG4J)

367

hey hey hey

Posted by: Ben at September 30, 2011 06:52 PM (tEGzl)

368 Bless you, Journolist. Wonderfully kind.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 06:52 PM (gvlTU)

369 Are they that stupid?

Yes, and total fucking hypocrites.

Journolist, come back please, so you can tell us how to get you some money for that poor old woman.

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 06:53 PM (HWAki)

370

In my opinion the cheap meat goes in the crockpot and the better meat gets grilled, broiled, roasted or flash pan fried.

It rubs the oil on it's skin or else it gets the crockpot again.

Posted by: Hanibal Stottlemeyer Lecturn at September 30, 2011 06:53 PM (JKNDp)

371 I haven't tried pork roasts or pork chops or pork loin or any of that.  so, I will get 4 lbs of pork loin tomorrow and the apples and the Dos Equis Amber beer and try it out.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:52 PM (s7mIC)

None of my business chemjeff but are you having a lot of company, 4 lbs is a lot of meat.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:53 PM (MtwBb)

372 369 Are they that stupid?

Yes, and total fucking hypocrites.

yup - because rich people are evil, except if they live in Hollywood, then the riches are all okay for some reason

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:54 PM (s7mIC)

373

I once worked third shift in a big city. It was interesting watching the "homeless" commute to "work"...

Though there were some real ones too.

I saw a story several years ago where college kids would go to big cities and pretend to be homeless for a weekend to get money on the side.  Some of those kids made a pretty lucrative windfall from it.

Americans are a generous people and it kills me when liberals like Obama and his ilk belittle and then stifle American generosity. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 06:54 PM (Er56e)

374 I would suggest we allow Journalist to investigate the womans situation first. I have been taken before. I'm not jaded but I am careful.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:55 PM (ZDUD4)

375 I'm watching Bill on HBO right now and they talking about how rich people are pure evil and very single person there opening their big piehole is a rich asshole.  Are they that stupid?
Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 11:51 PM

No, but their target audience is.

Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2011 06:55 PM (263hv)

376 None of my business chemjeff but are you having a lot of company, 4 lbs is a lot of meat.

well no, no company but hopefully it will last for a week's worth of dinners

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:55 PM (s7mIC)

377 None of my business chemjeff but are you having a lot of company, 4 lbs is a lot of meat

I take it you ain't a Southern boy? 

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:55 PM (SsG4J)

378 hi Peach....... hope you are well. cant say the same for the the Pat's...........

Yeah, well, um, fuck you, buddy.  What, you didn't have enough time to discuss the fuckin' Sox in that comment, too?  'Cause they really stunk the place up. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:56 PM (/ybwc)

379 I saw a story several years ago where college kids would go to big cities and pretend to be homeless for a weekend to get money on the side.  Some of those kids made a pretty lucrative windfall from it.

Americans are a generous people and it kills me when liberals like Obama and his ilk belittle and then stifle American generosity. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 11:54 PM (Er56e)

John Stossel did a show on that not long ago. Most of the panhanlers he encountered lived in a nice home in a nice neighborhood.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:56 PM (MtwBb)

380 Oldsailor's poet 374, this.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 06:56 PM (6GvAC)

381

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 11:52 PM (SsG4J)

okay I will thanx

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:56 PM (s7mIC)

382 There's a million recipes online for crockpot pork. Carolina styles are our faves. Most repeated meal here.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 06:57 PM (gvlTU)

383

Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 11:51 PM (yJajs)

Well, it takes one to know one, I suppose.  Remember that these are people who think that all 'normal' people think like them, so:

1.  All rich people think like me.

2.  I'm an asshole.

3.  Therefore, all rich people are assholes.

Posted by: Secundus at September 30, 2011 06:57 PM (laT8a)

384 Because that story was incredibly sad, I've been looking for something funny to post....

Courtesy of Breibart at Teacon (? -- apparently some conference up in Chicago) ---> He called Janeane Garofalo 'Hollywood's sympathy fuck'

!!!

Snap!

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 06:57 PM (HWAki)

385 well no, no company but hopefully it will last for a week's worth of dinners

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:55 PM (s7mIC)

You should sufficiently hate it by then. Why don't you try cutting the recipe in half, just sayin.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:57 PM (MtwBb)

386 Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 11:50 PM (FBr/C)
 
My panhandler cynicism level went up quite a bit the time one asked me for money for food, and I offered to buy him some sandwiches at Burger King instead. He gave me a very ingracious 'no thanks' instead.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (ENKCw)

387 OMG, lacey that is a freakin' HOOT!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (SsG4J)

388 chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:55 PM I buy a pork loin at COSTCO. It's usually 5 or six pounds. From that I cut three bags of four chops and two small roasts. I freeze them and it's way cheaper than buying piece by piece at the grocery store.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (ZDUD4)

389 Upthread someone said you can get 4lbs of pork for ten dollars.  What are you buying pig rectums?

Posted by: Hanibal Stottlemeyer Lecturn at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (JKNDp)

390 374 I would suggest we allow Journalist to investigate the womans situation first. I have been taken before. I'm not jaded but I am careful.


Right. One late night a friend gave $35 to a guy at a gas station for a "towing charge." My friend also gave the guy his address so he could mail my friend the money later.

Not only did he get my cash, he got my address when I wasn't home. Um, I mean, my friend's cash and my friend's address.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at September 30, 2011 06:58 PM (JWxVQ)

391 378 - I know, right. My TB Rays say thanks, bitches for, ya know, chokin'. Sweet!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (HjxoE)

392

@356. And your point being? I would mention the fact that most supplies and material arrive in theater on ships and not aircraft. Still what is your point? Or did you even see the "if need be" part.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (wY55N)

393 He called Janeane Garofalo 'Hollywood's sympathy fuck'

okay that's fine with me, as long as she showers first
do I first have to move to Hollywood? or does she make house calls?
I've got the handcuffs

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (s7mIC)

394 I am a novice at this whole meat cooking thing, Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:52 PM (s7mIC) Here is a way simple beef steak cooking. Get 1 to 1 1/2 half pound of petite sirlon beef steaks. pre-heat the oven on Broil for 15 minutes. set the oven rack 2nd from the top. place beef steaks on broiler pan. place in oven and flip the steaks after 6 minutes. (cook 6 minutes per side) after the 12 minutes remove from oven and place a pat of butter ontop of each steak salt and pepper to taste. serve and enjoy!

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (gvKUn)

395 You should sufficiently hate it by then.

No no, no, we are gonna teach him about burritos and BBQ leftovers next.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (SsG4J)

396 I take it you ain't a Southern boy? 

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 11:55 PM (SsG4J)

Ha, no. I am the first line of defense from the coming canadian invasion.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (MtwBb)

397 well no, no company but hopefully it will last for a week's worth of dinners

Dood, you do not want to eat ANYTHING for more than maybe 3-4 days.  After that, you're just asking for a midnight date with the porcelain alter. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 06:59 PM (/ybwc)

398

None of my business chemjeff but are you having a lot of company, 4 lbs is a lot of meat.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 11:53 PM (MtwBb)

Blind date with Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:00 PM (F79HU)

399 386 - Similar story. I bought a panhandler some food once and gave him the bag, he asked me what he was supposed to do with this! and threw the food on the ground. I am always so torn.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (HjxoE)

400

sock off

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (JKNDp)

401 chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:59 PM Dude, I would cum faster punching her in the face than I would fucking her.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (ZDUD4)

402 You can tell when Bill has a panel full of libs cuz he doesn't hold back.  Whenever a Consv or two are present, he gets his ass blown away and he looks like deer when he's just about to get run over.

Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 07:01 PM (yJajs)

403 Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 11:59 PM (MtwBb)

Yankees or Sox, be honest now.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (SsG4J)

404 He called Janeane Garofalo 'Hollywood's sympathy fuck'

God, that must suck.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (OzwCD)

405

You should sufficiently hate it by then. Why don't you try cutting the recipe in half, just sayin.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 11:57 PM (MtwBb)



oh no, that's not how I work

I'll have the same thing for dinner 3 or 4 times in a row, then I'll go out to eat, then I'll have the rest of it until it is all gone

last week I had this chicken/pasta thing, the same thing for 5 nights in a row- that's okay

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (s7mIC)

406 My TB Rays say thanks, bitches for, ya know, chokin'. Sweet!

You're welcome.  Don't fuck it up, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (/ybwc)

407 Watching Leno and a few minutes ago some little boy said Bachmann wore too much eyeshadow.

RINO in training?  Or pumped full of Gardasil?

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (F79HU)

408 journolist, that was both heartbreaking and heartwarming.

God bless you, and for showing any trolls lurking that conservatives have big hearts and want to help those in distress, not condemn them to eating cat food

Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

409
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 11:59 PM

What's the difference between an "oven rack" and a "broiler pan"? I set the oven rack second from the top then put the steaks on a broiler pan. I guess the pan is something I set on the rack?

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:03 PM (ymPoE)

410 God, that must suck.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at October 01, 2011 12:02 AM (OzwCD)


No, she doesn't suck, she spits.

Posted by: Hollywood at September 30, 2011 07:03 PM (ulPNQ)

411 Yankees or Sox, be honest now.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:02 AM (SsG4J)

sadly the Mariners.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:03 PM (MtwBb)

412 Journolist please keep us updated. Even though both my husband & me remain unemployed with few prospects thanks to continuing economic destruction by SCOAMF, we have a roof over our heads and your story makes me realize how blessed we still are. I'd like to help.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 30, 2011 07:03 PM (nvlAW)

413 When I was in middle school, staying out all night and panhandling in the morning was the thing to do. I'm sure people thought they (okay, we) were homeless runaways. My mom worked in a social service capacity with men who held "veteran" signs at streetlights all day. None of them were vets. Completely different situation than a woman alone in a car. Heartbreaking.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (gvlTU)

414 394 Here is a way simple beef steak cooking.

Get 1 to 1 1/2 half pound of petite sirlon beef steaks.

pre-heat the oven on Broil for 15 minutes.

set the oven rack 2nd from the top.

place beef steaks on broiler pan.

place in oven and flip the steaks after 6 minutes.
(cook 6 minutes per side)

after the 12 minutes remove from oven and place a pat of butter ontop of each steak

salt and pepper to taste.

serve and enjoy!

Crock pot recipes may be transmitted to novices. Other stuff is harder. If I did what you describe, I'd have shoe leather. Not saying it doesn't work with your beef and your broiler and your doneness preferences. But I just broiled some 2" steaks, 3 minutes on a side, and they were perfect for me. You have to experiment with your equipment and ingredients. Or learn how to poke a steak with your finger and decide how done it is.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (2IW5Q)

415 406 - Damn, I know, right. Well, we brought the heat tonight. Hopefully that's a good sign.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (HjxoE)

416 Dood, you do not want to eat ANYTHING for more than maybe 3-4 days.

Peaches ain't Southern, either.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (SsG4J)

417 okay that's fine with me, as long as she showers first
do I first have to move to Hollywood? or does she make house calls?
I've got the handcuffs

There are some things in life that are free that you still don't want cj,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:04 PM (Er56e)

418
What's the difference between an "oven rack" and a "broiler pan"? I set the oven rack second from the top then put the steaks on a broiler pan. I guess the pan is something I set on the rack?

Wait, okay, I think I got it. Just did a google image search on broiler pan. It seems to two layers: top layer has slits, bottom layer is solid, so juices can drip down. Presumably this broiler flame is overhead.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (ymPoE)

419

okay that's fine with me, as long as she showers first
do I first have to move to Hollywood? or does she make house calls?
I've got the handcuffs. Chemjeff

 

Dude, I know you have been going through a dry spell but Jeanine Garofalo? you would bet better off "dating" a couple pounds of liver and a microwave.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (JKNDp)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (F79HU)

421 Good night my little chickadees Been fun as always.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (HjxoE)

422

last week I had this chicken/pasta thing, the same thing for 5 nights in a row- that's okay

Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:02 AM (s7mIC)

damn chemjeff, we had more variety than that with c rations.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (MtwBb)

423 I buy a pork loin at COSTCO. It's usually 5 or six pounds. From that I cut three bags of four chops and two small roasts. I freeze them and it's way cheaper than buying piece by piece at the grocery store. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 11:58 PM

This is what I do, too.  I also buy beef roasts that are on sale and cut them up for stew meat or chili.  I ain't paying a couple dollars more a pound for something that takes me 10 minutes to do.

Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2011 07:05 PM (263hv)

424 Goodnight TBM

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:06 PM (ZDUD4)

425 Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 11:59 PM (s7mIC)

Um.... better take a second look at her, CJ.  And a third, if the second one doesn't register.

I used to think Janeane Garofalo was attractive, back during the Ben Stiller Show days.  'Course, I was 14 years old at the time and willing to fuck anything.  Now she's a lot uglier and I'm, uh, well, I'm older.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:06 PM (OzwCD)

426 Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 12:03 AM (MtwBb)

Oh, that's excellent! I have beanervt on the brain, and was obvioulsy thinking New England.

I have always liked the Mariners. I was a huge Olerud fan.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:06 PM (SsG4J)

427 409
Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 11:59 PM

What's the difference between an "oven rack" and a "broiler pan"? I set the oven rack second from the top then put the steaks on a broiler pan. I guess the pan is something I set on the rack?

"Oven Rack" - those things like a gridiron that fit onto slots in your oven

"Broiler Pan" - a black enameled pan that comes with most ovens. It has two parts, an upper part with holes for fat to drain into, and a lower part, to catch the fat. The whole point is to get the fat to drain out of the direct heat of the broiler, so it doesn't spatter, catch fire, etc.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 07:06 PM (2IW5Q)

428 Night, TBM!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:07 PM (SsG4J)

429 424 - Night, doll Pleasant dreams, yeah...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:07 PM (HjxoE)

430 #348 - Oh, I remember now! 

Man, if I didn't have the ties to where I live now, and had the money, I'd sure make that move!

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:07 PM (Zgfnd)

431 Dude, I would cum faster punching her in the face than I would fucking her.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:01 AM (ZDUD4)

How 'bout the ole donkey punch? Hey, now I know why they call it a donkey punch?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 30, 2011 07:07 PM (7EV/g)

432
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 12:06 AM

Thanks, I finally figured it out. I also figured out that this broiler flame is overhead.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:08 PM (ymPoE)

433 He called Janeane Garofalo 'Hollywood's sympathy fuck'
 
I'd rather beat my meat with a sledgehammer. Like it owed me money.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 07:08 PM (ENKCw)

434 428 - Nite lady. See you at the HQ tomorrow

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 30, 2011 07:08 PM (HjxoE)

435 arhooley, are you having us on with this "oven rack, broiler pan" thing?  I am laughing so hard. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:09 PM (/ybwc)

436 Jesus Christ, I just Googled donkey punch. I am not easily offended, but damn, is that for real?

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:09 PM (SsG4J)

437
At least I know the difference between a kettle and a teapot. Now.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:09 PM (ymPoE)

438 I'll give Janeane Garofalo props for her work as Baby Bowler in Mystery Men, but that's about it. I certainly wouldn't hit that--even with chemjeff's schwanzenheimer.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at September 30, 2011 07:09 PM (JWxVQ)

439 Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 01, 2011 12:08 AM (HjxoE)

You betcha!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:10 PM (SsG4J)

440 I have always liked the Mariners. I was a huge Olerud fan.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:06 AM (SsG4J)

Yeah, you have to go back in time to like them. Always next year though.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:10 PM (MtwBb)

441 'Night, tbm!!  Sweet dreams . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:10 PM (/ybwc)

442

my dear Peach, i could give a fuck less about the sox, pats, or most of all the yankees...........

the Braves sucked this year and many more years before,  but..... the birds (Falcons) might just put purtty boy in his place this year

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 07:11 PM (kWpIg)

443 What's the difference between an "oven rack" and a "broiler pan"? I set the oven rack second from the top then put the steaks on a broiler pan. I guess the pan is something I set on the rack? Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 12:03 AM (ymPoE) oven rack is the shelf in the oven Broiler pan is a pan with some sort of top part that keeps the meat off the pan so the juices can drip into the pan. The juices in the pan can be used for gravey

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:11 PM (gvKUn)

444 I used to think Janeane Garofalo was attractive, back during the Ben Stiller Show days.  'Course, I was 14 years old at the time and willing to fuck anything.  Now she's a lot uglier and I'm, uh, well, I'm older.

I first saw God-awful on some movie that was playing on HBO, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, and I didn't think she looked all that bad then.  And not only is she uglier on the outside now, she's much uglier on the inside.  At every interview she gives she just emanates hate and bile, like all the other liberal femi-Nazi scrunts. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:11 PM (Er56e)

445
arhooley, are you having us on with this "oven rack, broiler pan" thing?  I am laughing so hard. 
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 12:09 AM

Sadly, no. I also recently learned what a "clove" of garlic is. It's one of those little individually-wrapped pieces you pull off, not the whole bulby thing.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:11 PM (ymPoE)

446 Always next year though

Son, I'm a Braves lifer. You don't have to tell me about next year.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:12 PM (SsG4J)

447 okay I will get a broiler pan and try out jake's sirloin recipe

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:12 PM (s7mIC)

448

So much for karma,

My wife just told me we are going to a play tomorrow.... Pride and Prejudice.

Arggggh.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:12 PM (734Ld)

449 Other stuff is harder. Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 12:04 AM (2IW5Q) Petite sirloins are pretty uniform, about 1 inch thick or so. Oven temps may vary though

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (gvKUn)

450 And Chelsea Handler? I would like to throw her neekid ass in a pen of hungry kamodo dragons.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (ZDUD4)

451 good night TBM

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (s7mIC)

452 I first saw God-awful on some movie that was playing on HBO, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, and I didn't think she looked all that bad then.  And not only is she uglier on the outside now, she's much uglier on the inside.  At every interview she gives she just emanates hate and bile, like all the other liberal femi-Nazi scrunts. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 12:11 AM (Er56e)

This.

She did do one of the voices in Ratatouille.  She was good there, too. 

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (F79HU)

453

The whole reason the v/stol was created in the first place.

The roots of the Harrier lie in the mid-1950's, a time when the possibility of vertical take-off, fixed-wing aircraft had begun to be investigated in several countries. Airframe and engine designers were stimulated by the growing military awareness of the vulnerability of large air bases to tactical nuclear weapons, while the opportunity to operate civil airliners from the centre of cities provided a further impetus. Most importantly, the rapid progress in engine and airframe technology finally made such aircraft appear truly practicable

 

http://www.harrier.org.uk

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:13 PM (wY55N)

454 arhooley good for you, I"m not brave enough yet to try to mince my own garlic
I just buy the big bottle of already minced garlic and use that instead

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:14 PM (s7mIC)

455 #384, Lu, LOL!  I {heart} Breitbart!  He takes a lot of shit from lefty goobers and throws it right back at 'em. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:14 PM (Zgfnd)

456 my dear Peach, i could give a fuck less about the sox, pats, or most of all the yankees...........

You know I was just kidding, racefan.  My love for you is unconditional . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:14 PM (/ybwc)

457 Wait, okay, I think I got it. Just did a google image search on broiler pan. It seems to two layers: top layer has slits, bottom layer is solid, so juices can drip down. Presumably this broiler flame is overhead. Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 12:05 AM (ymPoE) yes

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (gvKUn)

458 Let me just warn you about broilers, chemjeff, at least mine.

I once put 6 pork chops in the dang broiler and only 5 came back out.

There is no back to the broiler, so be careful.

And ours is awfully close to the floor, meaning any damn thing could crawl up in there.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (SsG4J)

459 Son, I'm a Braves lifer. You don't have to tell me about next year.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:12 AM (SsG4J)

they had a great team when chipper Jones I think his name was and ahhh i forget their names. You have the same problem I do. You need to be a time traveler.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (MtwBb)

460 At least I know the difference between a kettle and a teapot. Now.

what is the difference?  they're not the same?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:15 PM (s7mIC)

461 I first saw God-awful on some movie that was playing on HBO, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, and I didn't think she looked all that bad then.

Yeah, that was back when she was still cute and able to get starring film roles.  Seems like a million years ago.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (OzwCD)

462 Turns out that even Toshiba was selling a non-OEM battery, so I just got a replacement from Ebay - free expedited shipping from about an 1hr away from where I live, so I should get it on Monday or Tuesday.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (21lBC)

463

My wife just told me we are going to a play tomorrow.... Pride and Prejudice.

Arggggh.

Posted by: Journolist at October 01, 2011 12:12 AM (734Ld)

No good deed will go unpunished.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (ENKCw)

464 448, Dude, plays are awesome. I saw La Miz on broadway, the touring cast of Cats, Rent and a few others. La Miz made me laugh, cry and think. I have never been pulled through such a range of emotions in such a short time. A well done play is magical. Did that sound gay?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (ZDUD4)

465 With the downturn in the economy I see a lot more panhandlers now - not surprising of course. I have noticed they have become a lot more aggressive though and it can be scary at times.

It's dopey but I've always given most of them the benefit of the doubt - I think they're mostly harmless and mentally ill. I've scaled back though due to the frequency and the combative demeanor I've seen as of late.

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 07:16 PM (HWAki)

466

I see that the hourly reminders over at RedState by site creater

E. Erick Rick Richard EE Erickson (sorry, his real name is something five year old comes up with when they try to invent a friend) that Lisa Ann is still stalling on providing a sequel to her nailin' movie is driving much of his followers bonkers.

Fun times.

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 07:17 PM (gTQby)

467 464 448, Dude, plays are awesome. I saw La Miz on broadway, the touring cast of Cats, Rent and a few others. La Miz made me laugh, cry and think. I have never been pulled through such a range of emotions in such a short time. A well done play is magical.


Did that sound gay?


Not at all!

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 30, 2011 07:18 PM (JWxVQ)

468 Try being a Cubs fan. We are are the socialist/communist of sports fans. We will get it right the next time. So far ther have been 106 next times and we still havent got it right.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:18 PM (wY55N)

469 464 448, Dude, plays are awesome. I saw La Miz on broadway, the touring cast of Cats, Rent and a few others. La Miz made me laugh, cry and think. I have never been pulled through such a range of emotions in such a short time. A well done play is magical.


Did that sound gay?

If you bought the soundtrack album, please turn in your man card. Unless you can somehow qualify for the Mark Steyn Exception. But even he once referred to himself as an "old showbiz queen" or something similar. This is the road you are now on.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 07:18 PM (2IW5Q)

470 Barney Frank at October 01, 2011 12:18 AM (JWxVQ) I knew it.....Fuckers

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:18 PM (ZDUD4)

471

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:15 AM (SsG4J)


okay you're just putting me on now

right?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:19 PM (s7mIC)

472 Chipper's still there, robtr! I will always love them, but some years are better than others, for sure, and they have a young man now named Freddie Freeman who gives me the creeps, for some reason, but what're ya gonna do?

Say, how's your mama?

Oldsailor, it kinda did. But Thor loves plays too, so I can't say much else.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:19 PM (SsG4J)

473 I just buy the big bottle of already minced garlic and use that instead

cj, that stuff blows.  You buy the real garlic (if you don't need much, just pull off a couple of cloves, they charge by the pound), peel it (very easy, cut off the end of the fat end and nudge the rest off with your knife tip), then smash it with the flat side of a big fat knife.  The shit in the jars is execrable. 

Or, try this, buy a whole garlic dealie, stick it in the oven for however long (look it up), then you squeeze the little cloves out onto bread and you will think you died and went to heaven.

P.S.  Putting a pork tenderloin in a crockpot is a huge waste.  You could probably put your old running shoes in the crockpot and they would taste good with the right spices.  If you're crockpotting it, but the cheapest meat you can find (but not that "day old" stuff . . . ever).

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:19 PM (/ybwc)

474 Cain on Leno right now

Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 07:19 PM (WTNJJ)

475 Okay, Uncle Herman is coming out on Leno now.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:20 PM (F79HU)

476 I have never been pulled through such a range of emotions in such a short time. A well done play is magical.


Did that sound gay?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:16 AM (ZDUD4)

At least it wasn't Kiss of the Spiderwoman that did that to you.

Then I'd say no hope.

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2011 07:20 PM (gTQby)

477 okay I will get a broiler pan and try out jake's sirloin recipe Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:12 AM (s7mIC) You might already have a broiler pan, check in the drawer in the botton of your oven. no idea on how hot your broil setting is it may be 5 minutes per side or 8 minutes per side. also depends on how cooked/rare you prefer.

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:21 PM (gvKUn)

478

My wife just told me we are going to a play tomorrow.... Pride and Prejudice.

Arggggh.

Posted by: Journolist at October 01, 2011 12:12 AM (734Ld)

So...you are going to dress up like a zombie, right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2011 07:21 PM (FBr/C)

479 chemjeff,

I've used this set of crockpot recipes for a couple of years. After you try a few you get a sense of what can and can't be done in them.

I'd suggest you practice on the cheaper cuts of meat first before you try a tenderloin.

Posted by: drybrush at September 30, 2011 07:21 PM (mIucK)

480
what is the difference?  they're not the same?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:15 AM

No, and I learned it through a handy rhyme -- The kettle is metal. The pot is not.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:21 PM (ymPoE)

481 Our black candidate is like way blacker than their black candidate.

True black.

Work that tie Uncle Herman.  Work that shit!

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:22 PM (F79HU)

482 okay you're just putting me on now

No, I am not.

And Peaches is dead on about the garlic. Especially the roasted garlic. OMG, is she right. I suck it right outta the little cloves, or straight off of Thor's fingers. Lord.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:22 PM (SsG4J)

483 Fucken racist white people voting for Cain. How dare they?!

Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (yJajs)

484
You might already have a broiler pan, check in the drawer in the botton of your oven.

Yes, chemjeff, I have a broiler pan. I always wondered what it was. And now . . . I know how to use it!!!!

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (ymPoE)

485 480 No, and I learned it through a handy rhyme -- The kettle is metal. The pot is not.

Except in many Chinese restaurants. Also there is the occasional silver teapot out there.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (2IW5Q)

486 I have this recipe that calls for making toast with butter.  It involves something called a "pat" of butter.  I have bought three different brands of butter in one pound quantaties but none come in "pats" only sticks. Any ideas?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (JKNDp)

487 My favorite panhandler was the guy I met one day in Houston, when I stopped at a station on Westheimer and Voss to pump some gas.  Crazy as a motherfucker, no teeth, long stringy white beard with bits of some kind of snack cake embedded in it.  He engaged me in a loud, long conversation about how he'd written all of the Beatles' songs.  "'I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND'?  THAT WAS ME, GODDAMMIT!  AND I NEVER SAW A SINGLE ROYALTY FROM THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!"  I gave him a couple bucks to go away.  Good times.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (OzwCD)

488 Hagan Daz black walnut.

Herman Cain is black walnut.

Okey dokey.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:23 PM (F79HU)

489 Teapots are porcelain to me.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:24 PM (SsG4J)

490 Did that sound gay?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:16 AM (ZDUD4)

No because it's "Les Mis" not "La Miz."

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 30, 2011 07:25 PM (YxBuk)

491 back in the early days how many of you went to a Braves game and there about 200 people in the stands?  it was tuff when i was a kid.

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 07:25 PM (kWpIg)

492 Broiler tip for the newbie moron cooks:  Before you put anything in your broiler, put a sheet of heavy-duty aluminum foil on the broiler pan.  No it will not drain the fat off.  However, the food will cook just fine (watch carefully for flames while cooking) and you will NOT have a big icky mess to clean up, you just carefully remove the (cooled) aluminum foil and throw it in the trash.

Also, with a broiler, you do NOT close it all the way, you MUST leave it open an inch or two while cooking.

I can't believe I am giving out these helpful household hints.  I can go from one  year to the next on nothing but take-out.  However, when I cook, I can give you a major foodgasm.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:25 PM (/ybwc)

493 9 9 9 ftw.

Posted by: Robrjr at September 30, 2011 07:25 PM (yJajs)

494 I have bought three different brands of butter in one pound quantaties but none come in "pats" only sticks. Any ideas?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 01, 2011 12:23 AM (JKNDp)

YOu have to steal the pats from Denny's they are the only ones that have them.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (MtwBb)

495 okay you're just putting me on now right? Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:19 AM (s7mIC) People, Broil is a setting on your oven, not something in your basement.

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (gvKUn)

496
Except in many Chinese restaurants. Also there is the occasional silver teapot out there.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 12:23 AM

Well true, but for purposes of not burning down my kitchen my rhyme works. In the Chinese restaurant and in the land of silver teapots it's all cooked and served for me.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (ymPoE)

497 Cain is kicking serious ass on Leno

Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (WTNJJ)

498 Posted by: CAC at October 01, 2011 12:17 AM (gTQby)

Yeah, I just poked my head in to that dumb motherfucker's site a few hours ago.  There were at least half a dozen different threads on the subject; Erickson's just posting hourly.  What an incredible douche.  It seems like only yesterday that speaking ill of the Wasilla Messiah there would get you banned.  (But then, practically everything over there will get you banned.)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:26 PM (OzwCD)

499 Mitt Romney - Good hair.

HAH!

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:27 PM (F79HU)

500 461 Yeah, that was back when [Janeane Godawfulho] was still cute and able to get starring film roles.  Seems like a million years ago.

If she'd wanted, she could have sidled into the "character actor" niche, spicing it up with tours on the stage and some stand-up. She earned some goodwill amongst the hipsters with the Cats And Dogs movie, Cyrano-ripoff that it was.

But no... like Margaret Cho (who was also funny and cute for about six months), she figured that raging against the machine, doood! was the way to maintain one's cred and youth for a decade. Um, no.

Ace has a 2000 word essay about this lying around, I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 30, 2011 07:27 PM (6GvAC)

501 Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 12:25 AM (kWpIg)

Oh hell yea, and Dale Murphy stayed after every game and gave every last one of us autographs.

Cubs fans do have all my sympathy. We at least got one Championship.

Peaches, thanks for the tips and did you see La Brady's new haircut?

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:27 PM (SsG4J)

502 Janeane Garofalo grew up in suburban New Jersey the daughter of an oil company executive, hung out with hipsters in NY, LA, SF, and Seattle, and lives in comfy parts of NY and LA

So what the fuck makes her an expert on black people?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 07:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

503

YOu have to steal the pats from Denny's they are the only ones that have them.

Thanks Robtr, good thing I son't have to go to Sambo's. They're getting hard to find.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:28 PM (JKNDp)

504 When Eponine sings on my own, Damn. I took my girlfriend to manhatten for her B-Day because she alway wanted to see a play. I'm a world class larry the Cable guy red neck. That evening I understood what art was. The talent was beyond anything I had ever seen. After the show, the Girl friend took me back to the waldorf and by morning, I decided I need to keep this one. That was twenty years ago. She's sitting in the reciler behind me. Was it the play, Who the fuck knows. But it didn't hurt.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:28 PM (ZDUD4)

505 WHAAAZUUUUPP?!?!!

THat's right, not only is Jeff B. is actually posting in an ONT, moreover I am ruinously drunk after a night of pleasant debauchery.  Now's the time to get me to reveal embarrassing personal information if you want!

P.S. Fuck I should've asked to be a guest-blogger when Ace went on vacation.  I woulda stirred the shit up something fierce around here.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:29 PM (hIWe1)

506 (watch carefully for flames while cooking)

WHAT??????????????   is my food going to catch fire????????????/

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:29 PM (s7mIC)

507 So what the fuck makes her an expert on black people?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 01, 2011 12:28 AM (Y+DPZ)

We have a black family in Seattle.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:29 PM (MtwBb)

508 Yeah, TFB finally grew a pair and got his hair cut.  Huzzah.  Now maybe he can remember how to beat the other teams.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (/ybwc)

509 So what the fuck makes her an expert on black people?

They wash her windows at red lights and she waves them a thank-you as she drives off w/out leaving a tip...?

Did I win?

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (HWAki)

510 But no... like Margaret Cho (who was also funny and cute for about six months), she figured that raging against the machine, doood! was the way to maintain one's cred and youth for a decade. Um, no.

Uh, when was Margaret Cho ever funnieh? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (Er56e)

511 Only authentic Irish butter come in Pats.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (7EV/g)

512 Broiler tip for the newbie moron cooks: Before you put anything in your broiler, put a sheet of heavy-duty aluminum foil on the broiler pan. Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 12:25 AM (/ybwc) OR put about 1/8 inch of water in the bottom of the pan. Makes cleanup super simple or pan gravey easy peasy.

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (gvKUn)

513 The water is heated in the kettle and the tea itself is then brewed in the teapot, bitches.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:30 PM (SsG4J)

514

Welcome Jeff B. and what adult beverage has led to this downfall?

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (JKNDp)

515 wait, you cook the food in that drawer beneath the oven?
I'm confused now

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (s7mIC)

516 So what the fuck makes her an expert on black people?

She's a Democrat who "cares" about "diversity." Hence, expert.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (YxBuk)

517 >>>Yeah, I just poked my head in to that dumb motherfucker's site a few hours ago.  There were at least half a dozen different threads on the subject; Erickson's just posting hourly.  What an incredible douche.  It seems like only yesterday that speaking ill of the Wasilla Messiah there would get you banned.  (But then, practically everything over there will get you banned.)

Only Erick Erickson could pull of the amazing feat of making me roll my eyes in boredom and disgust over a Palin-mocking schtick.  That guy seriously is King Midas in reverse (I shamelessly reference The Hollies!): everything he touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:31 PM (hIWe1)

518 What's sad about the car lady is that she surely has children somewhere. Are they in bad shape too? Is she too proud? Are they selfish twits who won't take her in?

If not, it's really sad that she has no family to fall back on

Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

519 Stay away from the broiler, chemjeff, I'm tellin' ya.

JeffB, how debauched are we talkin' here? POIDH!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (SsG4J)

520 It's too bad that was so short.

These things are usually coordinated with campaigns so I'm assuming that Cain's campaign laid down too many rules for Leno so he just lobbed a lot of softballs with the opportunity to ask that one big question.  And I suppose Cain was eager to asnwer that one cause saying he wouldn't appoint any muslims has damaged him severely.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (F79HU)

521 is my food going to catch fire????????????/

It could, there's all that grease.  No big.  You just open the broiler drawer and let the flames die down and shove it all back in.  Repeat as necessary.  Don't be a baby!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (/ybwc)

522 Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 01, 2011 12:28 AM (JKNDp) a pat of butter is cut off a stick of butter and is 1/4 inch thick no assembly required

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (gvKUn)

523 HEY it's drunken JEFF B in da houze!!!!!

so how about that Romney huh?  what a tool!!! right Jeffy B?????

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (s7mIC)

524 I came for the boobies

Posted by: cherry π at September 30, 2011 07:32 PM (OhYCU)

525

Oldsailor, plays are actually cool and I shouldn't complain.

And there are bars in the lobbies of most play houses.  

My dad used to take me to the symphony when I was young. And also made me listened to opera.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:33 PM (734Ld)

526 I think I kinda remember when I may have thought Margaret Cho was funneh.  Of course, I didn't know back then what a tw@tw@ffle she was, so maybe she wasn't all that funny.  I do remember laughing with a Korean girl friend of mine about Cho's jokes about her mom, though, they were pretty much my friend's mom to a "T." 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:33 PM (Zgfnd)

527 wait, you cook the food in that drawer beneath the oven?
I'm confused now

Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:31 AM (s7mIC)

Jeeebus, I have an idea that may solve two of your problems. Take a cooking class, you will learn how to cook and probably meet some nice woman. It's a twofer, go for it.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:33 PM (MtwBb)

528 WHAAAZUUUUPP?!?!!

THat's right, not only is Jeff B. is actually posting in an ONT, moreover I am ruinously drunk after a night of pleasant debauchery.  Now's the time to get me to reveal embarrassing personal information if you want!

P.S. Fuck I should've asked to be a guest-blogger when Ace went on vacation.  I woulda stirred the shit up something fierce around here.

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 12:29 AM (hIWe1)

Hi Jeff B., I like reading your comments as you're a very rational and thoughtful dude.

We're all getting drunk, glad you can join us.

Ever stick your finger up your ass?

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (F79HU)

529 >>>Welcome Jeff B. and what adult beverage has led to this downfall?

Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?  I've just been huffing spray paint fumes like Charlie in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.  It's a disorientingly great high!  And no unpleasant memories to torment yourself with afterwards!

("Gin & tonic" is the correct answer.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (hIWe1)

530 Oh, jake, I meant to say heck yes on the butter thing...had a burger at a hole in the wall place in a little town in MO that made the BEST burger, and he said the secret was a pat of butter.

So. Damn. Good.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (SsG4J)

531 robtr at October 01, 2011 12:33 AM (MtwBb) My Friend, you bring the common sense everyday.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (ZDUD4)

532

Welcome Jeff B. and what adult beverage has led to this downfall?

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 01, 2011 12:31 AM (JKNDp)

< I thought Jeff B. was now over at Breitbart.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (734Ld)

533 Uh, when was Margaret Cho ever funnieh?

That would be never.  Of course, I speak as someone who has never seen her naked.  That might be worth a queasy guffaw.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:34 PM (/ybwc)

534 Crockpotting is the most forgiving of cooking methods, except with really delicate stuff like fish or chicken breast. Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2011 10:59 PM (2IW5Q) Chemjeff: Yes, food is expensive and that is why we are urging you to use a crock-pot. It used to be popular, went into disfavor, but has made a come-back. Just like everyone else has mentioned, almost everything comes out tender. And like fish, an expensive cut of pork cooked too long or improperly will be a waste of money. Cheap meat + crock-pot, liquid, spices = heaven. I've never been to a Hooters, but my daughter has. She was "invited" by her boss (his birthday) which included: her boyfriend, and boss'es wife, who was in a wheelchair. There was a floor show where the gals take bar stools and do some sort of vamping, bronco-busting dance. Embarrassing, according to my daughter (and she is a one looker) --- she and her boyfriend made excuses to duck out early. I know nothing about adapters. That is all I have to report, except Obama is a stuttering clusterfu*k of a miserable failure, in case it hasn't been reiterated within the last ten posts.

Posted by: In awe/panic of what machines can do at September 30, 2011 07:35 PM (NRygI)

535

Jeeebus, I have an idea that may solve two of your problems. Take a cooking class, you will learn how to cook and probably meet some nice woman. It's a twofer, go for it.

Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 12:33 AM (MtwBb)

Sexy married women, cause that's how CHemJeff likes 'em.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:35 PM (F79HU)

536 That milkshake video kicks ass. Well, I'm taking your word for it that she was making a milkshake, because I didn't see a frigging thing other than a smoking set of boobs.

Posted by: Berserker at September 30, 2011 07:35 PM (FMbng)

537 I think I do need a cooking class, no doubt

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:35 PM (s7mIC)

538 THat's right, not only is Jeff B. is actually posting in an ONT, moreover I am ruinously drunk after a night of pleasant debauchery.  Now's the time to get me to reveal embarrassing personal information if you want!

WHAH THUH FUH IH THISH?  YUOUH THIH YU CAH JUH BARH ONH IH HEAH AFTAH AHL TEH CAHNDUSHENDIHNGH THIHS YUO SAH ABOWH TEH ONT AHN SAYH HOWHDEH-DOOH?  WHAH BRIHGS YUO INTUH THIH PLASHE YUO THIH YUO AHR SO MUH BETTAH THAH?  ANH WHAH DUH A NIGH UHF UHPLEZUNH DIHBAWCHUWY WOOK WIHK FUH YUO?!?!?!  SPEEH UHP, WEAH WISUHNINGH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 30, 2011 07:36 PM (OzwCD)

539 is my food going to catch fire????????????/ It could, there's all that grease. No big. You just open the broiler drawer and let the flames die down and shove it all back in. Repeat as necessary. Don't be a baby!! Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 12:32 AM (/ybwc) not a chance but if you are concerned place the oven rack on the 3rd place down rather than the 2nd. I stopped with the oven rack on the 1st place because smole detectors are a fucker

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:36 PM (gvKUn)

540

Drudge Headline: NEW HAMPSHIRE VOTE IN DECEMBER?

Thanks Florida.  Keep it up and an incumbant can be voted out before he takes office.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:36 PM (JKNDp)

541 I think I do need a cooking class, no doubt

Lots of videos on youtube. Lots of cooking shows on Foodnetwork.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:36 PM (SsG4J)

542 >>>JeffB, how debauched are we talkin' here? POIDH!

Let's just say that the hooker won't be bothering to file a police complaint because it would require her to explain how she got into the "Oscar Meyer Weiner" suit in the first place.

(Real answer: hanging out with my buds after work, but yes indeed ruinously drunk.  Note the remarkably well-formatted & typo-free posting despite wholesale inebriation.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (hIWe1)

543

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 12:25 AM (/ybwc)

will me marry me and keep cooking and drinking from time to time?

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (kWpIg)

544 wait, you cook the food in that drawer beneath the oven? I'm confused now Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:31 AM (s7mIC) NO! don't do that the drawer is storage

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (gvKUn)

545 Only Erick Erickson could pull of the amazing feat of making me roll my eyes in boredom and disgust over a Palin-mocking schtick.  That guy seriously is King Midas in reverse (I shamelessly reference The Hollies!): everything he touches turns to shit.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Posted by: Rick Barber at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (OzwCD)

546 537 I think I do need a cooking class, no doubt

Or you can use your kitchen as a mini lab and experiment a bit.  Cooking is applied chemistry after all,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:37 PM (Er56e)

547 not a chance
but if you are concerned place the oven rack on the 3rd place down rather than the 2nd.

We are talking about the broiler, jake.  The oven rack v. broiler debate was quite a ways back.  Try to keep up, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:38 PM (/ybwc)

548  I think I do need a cooking class, no doubt

Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:35 AM (s7mIC)

Think of meeting the woman as a bonus then. I took one and there were 4 or 5 single women there. They have them at restaurants here. It's a social thing as well as you learn how to cook something.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:38 PM (MtwBb)

549 541, Yep, and if you see the words Paula Dean at the top of the recipe, You can't go wrong. Unless you are obese, diabetic, or on some sort of diet.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:38 PM (ZDUD4)

550 the drawer is storage

Hell, so is the over, that's why I am pushing the crockpot so hard.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)

551 oven, that should be oven, not over!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)

552 ChemJeff has to be yanking our chain.  He can construct varieties of hydrocarbons, volatile chemicals and stink bombs yet he can't make gravy?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 07:39 PM (JKNDp)

553 Well, yea, OD, he has seen how terribly wrong things can go.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (SsG4J)

554 I'm fine with some being mad at Palin, I'm a little peeved myself cause if she is going to run, her ground troops should have some info. But Erickson's just a douche.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (cS5/o)

555 will me marry me and keep cooking and drinking from time to time?

It's all I think about some days . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (/ybwc)

556 robtr at October 01, 2011 12:38 AM (MtwBb) You can learn about wine also. Learning about wine has helped take me from the white trash ghetto to suburbia, in style.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:40 PM (ZDUD4)

557

Ever notice every Paual Dean recipe starts with 1 can Crisco?

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:41 PM (734Ld)

558 Who was it here who watched Cain on Leno?  Did he really call Pon Raul a "grumpy old man?"  Saw it in a tweet.)  *snort*

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:42 PM (Zgfnd)

559 557, and 1 pound of butter.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:42 PM (ZDUD4)

560 Take a cooking class, you will learn how to cook and probably meet some nice woman. It's a twofer, go for it.

This is a sharp idea.

chemjeff, can you cook a steak?

Posted by: fluffy, bite size polar bear snack at September 30, 2011 07:42 PM (4Kl5M)

561 559 557, and 1 pound of butter.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:42 AM (ZDUD4)

< ... and 3 cans cream of mushroom

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (734Ld)

562
I've almost never been to redstate in my life, but I went there just now and looked at the headlines. I've gotta say . . . that was funny.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (ymPoE)

563 < I thought Jeff B. was now over at Breitbart.

There are a number of people out there on Teh Intertubes posting under the handle "Jeff B."  But thankfully only on on AoSHQ.  So that guy ain't me, whoever it is. 

You know, the funny thing about Breitbart's ongoing "I want to poach the AoSHQ commentariat" thing is that he'll never be able to so long as the caliber of blogger he hosts is on the level of John Nolte.  We demand a certain level of hobo-defiling INTELLIGENCE (perhaps it might called "cunning") around here....that shit's wildly absent in most places.

I can think of maybe two or three blogs with comment sections that really impress me in terms of the quality of commenters, funny running schticks, worthwhile serious posters, etc.  The interesting thing is that, while they all lean semi-right, they're not ideologically homogeneous at all: Ace of Spades HQ, Althouse, and McArdle's blog over on the Atlantic.  Whatever you think of the bloggers themselves, those comment sections are fuckin' GOLD.

Hot Air is the polar opposite, of course.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (hIWe1)

564

Well that took some doing,

Back to ya all an ready to do some smigmeverbals....(shit!)

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (mRRji)

565 Ohio Dan, no it is true, I don't know how to grill or broil meat of any kind, but I do know how to make meth

it's pretty weird isn't it

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (s7mIC)

566 If you want to grill a kick ass steak, ask Garret for his rub recipe. It is very good.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (ZDUD4)

567 Learning about wine has helped take me from the white trash ghetto to suburbia, in style.

Hey -- some of us hilljacks at hear that just so happen to live in the burbs like to keep it real occasionally  -- this is what Boone's Farm Wine is for

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 07:43 PM (HWAki)

568 Undead States:

I don't visit Redstate often enough to grok your "Rick Barber" reference.  What's that about?

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:44 PM (hIWe1)

Posted by: Jose at September 30, 2011 07:44 PM (WTNJJ)

570 I don't know how to grill or broil meat of any kind, but I do know how to make meth

Well, duh, there's your trouble!  Cooking is way easier if you actually experience hunger.

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:44 PM (/ybwc)

571

Ever notice every Paual Dean recipe starts with 1 can Crisco?

Posted by: Journolist at October 01, 2011 12:41 AM (734Ld)

Paula Deen looks constatnly ready to suck the marrow from the bones of children.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:45 PM (F79HU)

572 The only thing my ex wife ever used in the kitchen was the telephone to make dinner reservations.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:45 PM (MtwBb)

573 565 Ohio Dan, no it is true, I don't know how to grill or broil meat of any kind, but I do know how to make meth

Let's talk.

Posted by: Guy Looking to Rent Out the Trunk of a '93 Camaro at September 30, 2011 07:46 PM (OzwCD)

574 Jeeebus, I have an idea that may solve two of your problems. Take a cooking class, you will learn how to cook and probably meet some nice woman. It's a twofer, go for it. Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 12:33 AM (MtwBb) Bring alot of rubbers....cooking classes are a target friendly enviroment

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:46 PM (gvKUn)

575

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 12:43 AM (hIWe1)

< Very true. But, I thought you were drunk? Not one typo. Are you feigning drunkeness or do you have Irish kidneys?

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:46 PM (734Ld)

576 fucking cops, we're old, let us relive our younger years by being at a college party.

But no, they broke shit up and me and my friend got stiffed on our money

Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (M8yfa)

577

Which is worse, boonesfarm or thunderbird? I don't drink.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (wY55N)

578 Anymore that is.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (wY55N)

579 This is the funnest place on earth, but I am sooooo tired.  And beered out.

'Night, morons, I'll see you tomorrow.  And remember, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (/ybwc)

580 The only thing my ex wife ever used in the kitchen was the telephone to make dinner reservations.

You say this like it's a bad thing.

I don't actually cook much, either.

I can cook, I just don't really care much for it, and I prefer to reserve my strength for other wifely things.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:47 PM (SsG4J)

581 572 The only thing my ex wife ever used in the kitchen was the telephone to make dinner reservations.

Funny, my best friend said a similar thing about his now ex-wife not too long.  Perhaps his ex and yours are related? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:48 PM (Er56e)

582 Try a Bleasdale Bremerview Shiraz 2005, after you take a sip, cradle your liver and apologize to it for all the shit wine you forced it to process.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:48 PM (ZDUD4)

583 574 Jeeebus, I have an idea that may solve two of your problems. Take a cooking class, you will learn how to cook and probably meet some nice woman. It's a twofer, go for it.

Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 12:33 AM (MtwBb)




Bring alot of rubbers....cooking classes are a target friendly enviroment

Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 12:46 AM (gvKUn)

Wow! that idea's so crazy it just might work!


BTW, Hi all! today i was feelin better. but i didnt go crazy with it. prolly a good idea. im watching Pat Fucking Caddell on Hannity. love him


Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 07:49 PM (QNeKQ)

584 Ha, thanks Jose, he really did call him a grumpy old man!  About Romney, he said "good hair!"    

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 07:49 PM (Zgfnd)

585

Hey!!

Nuf on Paula if ya know the history. Fine Lady, and can cook paper that would be yum and Kick Martha's ass any ol' day...

 

jus saying...

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 07:49 PM (mRRji)

586 453 The whole reason the v/stol was created in the first place.

Yep. And it was a stupid idea then, too. And the Marines have always operated their beached Harriers from a base. It's just too dang efficient not to,

Posted by: Arms Merchant at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (NZMKc)

587 We are talking about the broiler, jake. The oven rack v. broiler debate was quite a ways back. Try to keep up, eh? Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 12:38 AM (/ybwc) the wife just walked by in her nightgown, I got confuesd somehow.

Posted by: jake at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (gvKUn)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (F79HU)

589 Funny, my best friend said a similar thing about his now ex-wife not too long.  Perhaps his ex and yours are related? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 12:48 AM (Er56e)

Was she a skandi, if so yes. They are all related.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (MtwBb)

590 Gnight Peach

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:50 PM (ZDUD4)

591 I don't visit Redstate often enough to grok your "Rick Barber" reference.  What's that about?

Rick Barber was one of a number of quixotic primary candidates Erick the Well-Fed tried to push in the primaries last year, because the conservative candidate who could actually win was Establishment, or something.  The jackass is trying to build himself into some kind of Junior Kingmaker, but it isn't working out so well.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 07:51 PM (OzwCD)

592 589, Mines a Scandi too, small world. Does this make us BIL's?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:51 PM (ZDUD4)

593 >>>Cain on Leno, full interview

I really wish Herman Cain:

1.) Had ever held elected office before.  Even Congressman, which normally wouldn't be enough for me, but might be enough for him.

2.) Hadn't said that unforgivably ignorant crap about mosques that indicated a complete lack of familiarity with the Constitution and the 1st Amendment (and which was subsequently embraced by a depressing number of drive-by idiots who dropped their shit on this blog).

3.) Because I like the everliving FUCK out of the guy on a gut level.  I don't think he's qualified for the Presidency, and nothing he'll ever say or do during this electoral season will ever change my mind about that (though yeah, I'll happily pull the lever should he win the nomination), but man...he must be one of the most instinctively likeable fucking dudes we've had in national GOP politics in years.

4.) I remember when he ran for the Georgia Senate seat that Johnny Issakson ended up winning in 2004.  Ironically enough, given current events, he was apparently considered the quasi-moderate in that race, but I remember I was rooting for him even back then (and was pleased that he at least made a very strong showing in the primary despite losing).  Just wish he'd actually won. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:52 PM (hIWe1)

594

Was she a skandi, if so yes. They are all related.

She is a Skanky.  Is that close enough? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 07:53 PM (Er56e)

595

I like Paula Dean... she's cool.

We just hazing some empty calorie fun... 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:53 PM (734Ld)

596 I love Paula Deen. Bobby and Jamie too.

Oh while I'm thinking about it  fuck Anthony Bourdain--- that pretentious cumstain. He can go eat a Korean dog and get ringworm for all I care. Can't stand him.

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 07:53 PM (HWAki)

597 Okay, it's time to snap some fuckin' necks.

Opeth - Deliverance

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:53 PM (F79HU)

598 fuck Anthony Bourdain--- that pretentious cumstain. He can go eat a Korean dog and get ringworm for all I care. Can't stand him. You are not alone young Lady.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:54 PM (ZDUD4)

599 Mines a Scandi too, small world. Does this make us BIL's?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 12:51 AM (ZDUD4)

probably, I've never seen a family with so many relatives. They took up their side of the church, half of my side and the entire fucking divorce court.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:54 PM (MtwBb)

600

Question.

Does the Daily Beast site taste like chicken or B.S.?

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:54 PM (734Ld)

601

Ok your in a war, all of your bases are out of operation so you dont have an airforce unless you can find somewhere for your planes to fly from.  Hmmm, we seem to have a lot of paved highways around here maybe that would be a good idea.

 

Did you see that part "if need be" in my original post?

 

 

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (wY55N)

602 I hope Mr. Christy throws his hat into the ring....f#cking shot heard round the world that would be...

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (mRRji)

603 599, LOL

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (ZDUD4)

604 >>>< Very true. But, I thought you were drunk? Not one typo. Are you feigning drunkeness or do you have Irish kidneys?

I am literally fighting off nausea at this point, because -- oh shit! -- I am *continuing* to drink now that I'm home.  It's not Irish kidneys...though I do come from a long line of drunken Russo-Polacks on the dad's side.  I'm just wired for perfect spelling and grammar.  It's one of those things that my friends have been pointing out since college: "Gee, Jeff, even when you're drunk you're upsettingly coherent.  Remind me never to get into a car with you under those circumstances."

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (hIWe1)

605 He can go eat a Korean dog and get ringworm for all I care.

Not seeing problem here lady!

Posted by: 20 Million North Koreans at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (OzwCD)

606 Oh while I'm thinking about it  fuck Anthony Bourdain--- that pretentious cumstain. He can go eat a Korean dog and get ringworm for all I care. Can't stand him.

Posted by: lu at October 01, 2011 12:53 AM (HWAki)

Really?

Anthony Bourdain is cool.  He drinks, smokes and eats all day long.  He's should be an honorary Moron.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (F79HU)

607 Night Peaches.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 07:55 PM (734Ld)

608 Hey, Gushka! Glad you're doing better and not pushing it. I like Pat Fucking Cadell, too.

 chemjeff needs easy newbie recipes.

Lacey, Bourdain looks like he stinks to me. He almost makes me gag  when I look at him, and I don't even have a gag reflex

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 07:56 PM (SsG4J)

609 Jeff B.'s mine.

All fucking mine.

Posted by: Looming Alcohol Poisoning at September 30, 2011 07:56 PM (OzwCD)

610

She is a Skanky.  Is that close enough? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 12:53 AM (Er56e)

Nah, skandis aren't skanky. They are just treacherouse.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 07:56 PM (MtwBb)

611 I really wish Herman Cain:

1.) Had ever held elected office before.  Even Congressman, which normally wouldn't be enough for me, but might be enough for him.

I agree.  The stakes are just too high to put the contest in the hands of a complete rookie.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:57 PM (s7mIC)

612 Really, the only difference between "sober Jeff B." and "comically drunk Jeff B.", other than the occasional pratfall, is that I'm a lot friendlier when I'm plastered.  Same amount of talkativeness, same amount of weirdly misplaced verbal ostentation...but not nearly as much prickish "fuck you" superciliousness.

I've actually had friends tell me that acquiring a drinking problem might actually be a net benefit for me.  I'd like to think they were kidding.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 07:58 PM (hIWe1)

613
I agree.  The stakes are just too high to put the contest in the hands of a complete rookie.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:57 AM (s7mIC)

We disagree.

Posted by: 52%ers at September 30, 2011 07:58 PM (F79HU)

614 good night Peaches
thanx for your advice, as always

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 07:59 PM (s7mIC)

615 I disagree, it's "experienced politicians with business experience" that have gotten us nearly 100 years of unchecked progressivism.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 07:59 PM (wY55N)

616

Evening C-Jeff,

 

rolling with lighting tonight, how's you?

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 07:59 PM (mRRji)

617

We disagree.

Posted by: 52%ers at October 01, 2011 12:58 AM (F79HU)


well, even Obama in 2008 was less of a rookie than Herman Cain is now

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (s7mIC)

618 Anthony Bourdain is cool.

He is a liberal sucker of cock. And Miss Tammy, you hit the nail on the head. He's just skeevy.

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (HWAki)

619 Opeth - Master's Apprentices

I wanna see some fuckin' heads bangin'.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (F79HU)

620 : chemjeff at October 01, 2011 12:57 AM (s7mIC) I respectfully disagree, Those "experianced Pols" have worked out so well for us so far. I'll take Cain over Mitt, fat Mitt and Perry.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:00 PM (ZDUD4)

621 okay I am going to bed
so I am not sure what I am going to buy tomorrow, I only know that it will cost a lot
hmm
oh well

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2011 08:01 PM (s7mIC)

622 I really wish Herman Cain:
1.) Had ever held elected office before.  Even Congressman, which normally wouldn't be enough for me, but might be enough for him.

That's my main problem with him.  As Sam Rayburn said, "you gotta get elected City Council."

Also, 9-9-9 is a crap idea.

He's an excellent VP prospect though.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 08:01 PM (OzwCD)

623 I wanna see some fuckin' heads bangin'.

We can't, cuz we cracked our necks on the last one.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:01 PM (SsG4J)

624 621, Gnight Chemjeff.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:02 PM (ZDUD4)

625 so I am not sure what I am going to buy tomorrow, I only know that it will cost a lot

Oh honey, you don't know the half of it.

Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at September 30, 2011 08:02 PM (OzwCD)

626 Night Chem

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:03 PM (mRRji)

627 so I am not sure what I am going to buy tomorrow

chemjeff, don't be afraid to get the loin. It'll taste real good. Who cares if your first attempt is with a better cut of meat than normally goes in the crockpot?? You want it to be good. It's like overdressing a little for the first date or interview....better safe than sorry.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:03 PM (SsG4J)

628

Nah, skandis aren't skanky. They are just treacherouse.

She is both.  Thankfully, her indiscretions didn't cost my friend his charge.

oh btw, underwear ads are "racist" now?

Gisele’s 'racist' underwear ads spark fury among women in Brazilian government

Oh, the bleating is delicious! 

The editors obviously missed that "sexist" should have been in the title instead of "racist". 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:04 PM (Er56e)

629 Peach, its one on this side, and i have thought about it also.

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 08:04 PM (kWpIg)

630 I think u**s for dogs is puppeh abuse.

Posted by: mike at September 30, 2011 08:04 PM (ZrGnc)

631 The 9-9-9 'plan' gives me uncontrollable giggle-fits.

I don't think a serious economic framework is supposed to do that.

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 08:04 PM (HWAki)

632 I don't even have a gag reflex

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Moron what reads the comments at September 30, 2011 08:05 PM (4Kl5M)

633 chemjeff, don't be afraid to get the loin. It'll taste real good.

I keep telling him this but the guy just can't take a hint.

Posted by: Frustrated Fapplebee's Waitress at September 30, 2011 08:05 PM (OzwCD)

634 We can't, cuz we cracked our necks on the last one.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:01 AM (SsG4J)

Be a man!

Or...you know what I mean.

Opeth - Wreath

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:06 PM (F79HU)

635 The 9-9-9 'plan' gives me uncontrollable giggle-fits.

I don't think a serious economic framework is supposed to do that.

Posted by: lu at October 01, 2011 01:04 AM (HWAki)

The way he says it makes me laugh too. He keeps saying he will put on his website exactly how much money it will bring in. I have never been to his website so I don't know if he did it or not.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 08:07 PM (MtwBb)

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:07 PM (SsG4J)

637 ""Paula Deen looks constatnly ready to suck the marrow from the bones of children.""



Seeing jimmah carter was her favorite president I would say she probably washes it down with a tall glass of stupid.

Posted by: Berserker at September 30, 2011 08:08 PM (FMbng)

638 631 The 9-9-9 'plan' gives me uncontrollable giggle-fits.
I don't think a serious economic framework is supposed to do that.

I've got a serious framework that'll give you all kinds of fits.

Posted by: The Todd at September 30, 2011 08:08 PM (OzwCD)

639

Posted by: chemjeff at October 01, 2011 01:01 AM (s7mIC)

Good night.

Before you go, though, my cooking suggestions?

Eat it raw.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:08 PM (F79HU)

640

Regarding Herman Cain,

I would just say. Don't underestimate the mettle and talents of a shrewd businessman who has managed people, dealt with a board, shareholders, a P&L statement and was responsible for the bottom line.

That's Herman Cain, and that's what built America.  Not theoretical idealists enamored with graft and governmental structure.

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (734Ld)

641

Goodnight Peaches,,,, aleep well......

 

Posted by: Racefan at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (kWpIg)

642 The way he says it makes me laugh too. He keeps saying he will put on his website exactly how much money it will bring in. I have never been to his website so I don't know if he did it or not.

It's basically a VAT by another name.  And he said in the last debate that there was no chance of "9-9-9" being raised to "20-20-20" in the future, which is totally untrue.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (OzwCD)

643 640, Well said sir, well said.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (ZDUD4)

644

The way he says it makes me laugh too. He keeps saying he will put on his website exactly how much money it will bring in. I have never been to his website so I don't know if he did it or not.

CURL: Cain’s ‘9-9-9’ tax plan is fairer share

it’s possible to quantify what his plan would bring in. A flat income tax of 9 percent would bring in about $1.12 trillion. Corporate taxes at 9 percent — about $270 billion. A national 9 percent sales tax, about $378 billion.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:10 PM (Er56e)

645 The best SCOAMF speech "Trick The Bridesmaid". Because I love you too, 'rons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYoIKTsiV0&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at September 30, 2011 08:11 PM (mZ+9/)

646 Seeing jimmah carter was her favorite president I would say she probably washes it down with a tall glass of stupid.

Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 01:08 AM (FMbng)

Do we even know what she really looks like with the Photoshop filters turned off?  She might have horns and fangs.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:11 PM (F79HU)

647 The problem with Cain's 9-9-9 plan, as many have pointed out, is that:

1.) It's completely impossible from a practical political perspective.  Let's face it: you ain't gonna overhaul the tax code LIKE THAT in one go.  Think about how much fun the Democrats would have with the whole "Republicans want to make the poor pay a shitton of taxes that they previously never had to!" angle.  Whatever (intellectually justifiable) arguments you might have against the American system of progressive taxation, it's pretty much here to stay absent a complete collapse/destruction-via-fire of the United States, with a political reorganization to follow.

2.) Even IF it were somehow able to be implemented, there's absolutely no guarantee that 9-9-9 wouldn't be subsequently altered to 10-10-10 or 12-12-12 or whatever by later Congresses.  It can't be frozen where it is.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:12 PM (hIWe1)

648 I can't believe honey badger sold out like that

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 30, 2011 08:13 PM (54F2e)

649 Undead States beat me to my problems with 9-9-9.  What he said.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:13 PM (hIWe1)

650

it’s possible to quantify what his plan would bring in. A flat income tax of 9 percent would bring in about $1.12 trillion. Corporate taxes at 9 percent — about $270 billion. A national 9 percent sales tax, about $378 billion.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 01:10 AM (Er56e)

Well Herman is a little short then unless we are going to get rid of the defense department, social security or medicare. One of those three will have to go.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 08:14 PM (MtwBb)

651 Posted by: The Todd

Oh hell I miss The Todd®

*high five*

Posted by: lu at September 30, 2011 08:14 PM (HWAki)

652 642, It's not a Vat. A vat is charged at every stage of manufacturing. Its Corporate tax, Payroll tax, and a sales tax. You are absolutely right to be concerned about it going up. They would have to repeal the 16th amendment or change it drastically.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:14 PM (ZDUD4)

653  chemjeff needs easy newbie recipes.

Lacey, Bourdain looks like he stinks to me. He almost makes me gag  when I look at him, and I don't even have a gag reflex

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 12:56 AM (SsG4J)

CJ you need to GET A CROCKPOT!!!!!!

even Grim can cook in a crockpot.

my rule is three small potatos cut up. two stalks of celery, two or three carrots depending on how much you like em (might want less carrot more potato) half large onion or whole smallish one.

then put whatever meat you like in there.

a couple dashes of lee and Perrins

a bay leaf or two

and two tablespoons of ketchup. cover with beef stock or a can of progresso beef pot roast soup (rich and hearty) and a beer. 

the pot roast soup will season your meal and make it foolproof.

cook time can be all day while you are at work, on low.

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 08:15 PM (QNeKQ)

654

Well Herman is a little short then unless we are going to get rid of the defense department, social security or medicare. One of those three will have to go.

Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 01:14 AM (MtwBb)

The gub'mint gets other revenue elsewhere. 

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:16 PM (F79HU)

655

624

You might like this,

 

So #2 son who be a sea cadet, gets to head out last weekend on the "Lane Victory" (just in case, former WWII Victory Ship lovingly maintained by dedicated former WWII Vets and still in full functionality). Plys the round-a-bout of Catalina and the highlight is 3 or 4 German fighters (reps out of Long Beach) attacking the ship with general quarters and total rampage of the 40mm boffers, fore and aft 5 inch , 50 cal and the like(rigged with the FX propane/oxy mixes for live fire but still just as loud. Dang he had a blast.

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:16 PM (mRRji)

656 Mack Donald's? What do ya think they do there? They don't drink milkshakes, I assure you.

Posted by: Wade at September 30, 2011 08:17 PM (RN90h)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:17 PM (F79HU)

658 655, I was a Sea Cadet, 26 years ago. I got E-3 right out of boot camp because of the coursework I was able to complete at the reserve center.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:18 PM (ZDUD4)

659 Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 01:11 AM (F79HU)

Y'all are just poison mean :p 

I think she's very beautiful!

And yea, the Carter thing is sucky, but she is from the same general area, and people get protective of their own.

She's a sweet lady, funny as hell, and has overcome a lot. We have mutual acquaintances. I have met her, and she's awesome. But if she drives you crazy on TV, you will just die, she is the same in real life. Ne plus ultra Southern.

And her man is quiet as a mouse. Remolds me so much of my uncle RC.

Her boys are gorgeous; so gorgeous, I'd swear they were teh gay. Specially Jamie.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:18 PM (SsG4J)

660 woof

Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 08:19 PM (4Kl5M)

661 bow wow

Posted by: fluffy screws the pooch at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (4Kl5M)

662 Her boys are gorgeous; so gorgeous, I'd swear they were teh gay.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:18 AM (SsG4J)

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (F79HU)

663 STOP POSTING OPETH SONGS.  I HAD A CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO LOVED OPETH AND I CANNOT LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE.

Funny wrinkle: she was a Palestinian Arab.

Second funny wrinkle: she was a hardcore Muslim apostate who, while not a conservative, had an opinion of Islam only slightly less negative than Pam Gellar.

Third funny wrinkle: as one might guess, she was *crazy* in the sack.

Yeah, I'm definitely drunk.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (hIWe1)

664 Nice fluffy, good fluffy. fluffy want his tummy rubbed?

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (SsG4J)

665 *fap fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: Michael Vick at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (OzwCD)

666 Ahem!

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (Zgfnd)

667 Vive la Rum!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 08:20 PM (OzwCD)

668 MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:18 AM (SsG4J) They mock what they don't understand. She is a fine lady and through her charity work has fed hundreds of thousands of people.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:21 PM (ZDUD4)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:21 PM (F79HU)

670 Arf!

Posted by: fluffy is dog tired at September 30, 2011 08:21 PM (4Kl5M)

671 Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 01:21 AM (ZDUD4)

Absolutely. Awesome lady.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:22 PM (SsG4J)

672

My beer is empty at the same time we reached 666. Must be time for bed. Nite all.

Posted by: robtr at September 30, 2011 08:22 PM (MtwBb)

673 It's October.

Woah!

Posted by: Bill & Ted's excellent calendar at September 30, 2011 08:22 PM (4Kl5M)

674 STOP POSTING OPETH SONGS.  I HAD A CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO LOVED OPETH AND I CANNOT LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE.

Funny wrinkle: she was a Palestinian Arab.

Second funny wrinkle: she was a hardcore Muslim apostate who, while not a conservative, had an opinion of Islam only slightly less negative than Pam Gellar.

Third funny wrinkle: as one might guess, she was *crazy* in the sack.

Yeah, I'm definitely drunk.

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 01:20 AM (hIWe1)

First - No.

Two - Was she hot?

C - You got her number?

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:22 PM (F79HU)

675 Gnight robtr.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:23 PM (ZDUD4)

676   I did it!  Second time since I've been posting here.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 08:23 PM (Zgfnd)

677

On 999 going viral to perhaps 12 12 12 or possibly higher, the same could be said of all taxes.

 

Posted by: Journolist at September 30, 2011 08:23 PM (734Ld)

678 The florida republican committee just announced that thier 2016 primary will be held next friday. Get your petitions in.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 08:23 PM (wY55N)

679

658

Old Sailor,

Ya west coast?

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:24 PM (mRRji)

680 Rock ON, Theresa D!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:24 PM (SsG4J)

681 Actually I live on the S/E NC intercoastal.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:25 PM (ZDUD4)

682 Opeth - The Grand Conjuration

For Jefe B. and his hot Pali ex.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:25 PM (F79HU)

683 im tired and grouchy

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 08:25 PM (QNeKQ)

684 683, But loved, very loved.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 08:26 PM (ZDUD4)

685 Why grouchy, Gushka?

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:26 PM (SsG4J)

686 im tired and grouchy

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 01:25 AM (QNeKQ)

I got some leftover pizza.

U want?

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:27 PM (F79HU)

687 And I mean that in a "do we need to kick some ass for you" way, not in a nosy way, even though I realize it IS nosy.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:27 PM (SsG4J)

688 >>>Two - Was she hot?

Most definitely.  And beyond the hotness, the prestige factor alone was hot in and of itself: she was part of a demographic that unapologetically conservative, in-your-face-pro-Israel guys don't usually get to sample.  I'm not usually the type for fratboy-style "high five, broheim!" bedpost-notching, but yeah...pretty cool.

>>>C - You got her number?

Trust me, she's nothing but trouble. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:27 PM (hIWe1)

689 Confidentially, I was planning to cut the unsuspecting infidel's dick off one night.

Posted by: A Crazy Palestinian Arab Chick at September 30, 2011 08:28 PM (OzwCD)

690 Trust me, she's nothing but trouble. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 01:27 AM (hIWe1)

Not looking for marriage, just good times.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:30 PM (F79HU)

691 Not looking for marriage, just good times.

"Good times" can still cost you, perhaps dearly.

see comment 689

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:32 PM (Er56e)

692 Not looking for marriage, just good times.

You never saw Fatal Attraction, did you?

Posted by: Alex at September 30, 2011 08:33 PM (SsG4J)

693 >>>Confidentially, I was planning to cut the unsuspecting infidel's dick off one night.

Make no mistake, it might have happened, had we stayed together.

In "ain't the world strange like that," news: after I left her, I met a wonderful girl from Jewish parents who had (before meeting one another) converted to evangelical Christianity.  She is the woman I'm going to marry, and the one who I infamously referenced in my "hey you know conservative WOMEN aren't too fond of Sarah Palin either" comment that got frontpaged by Ace and opened her to all sorts of hateful slurs.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:33 PM (hIWe1)

694

681

Shame,

 

You would be proud of how well they have kept this historic ship...shape!

Main famous page for this vessel is how they took 7008 Koreans out of harms way at the outbreak of the Korean War back in the 50's. Ships Boson's rigged 2 dozen "port-a-potty's that hung over the aft railings(100+ feet off the water-line can you imagine!!) since the ship only had heads for the 60+ crew. The captian had to make sure the ship was WELL into the wind most the way back if you catch my drift...

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:34 PM (mRRji)

695 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 01:32 AM (Er56e)

I'll remember to pack my pistol if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Robert brings a gun to a knife fight at September 30, 2011 08:36 PM (F79HU)

696 Alright folks...the headache is catching up to me at this point.  In the morning, we'll all pretend that none of this happened, and I'll revert to being that arrogant RINO fuckstick who reflexively talks down to people the way most people reflexively breathe.  G'night.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:37 PM (hIWe1)

697 684 683, But loved, very loved.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 01:26 AM (ZDUD4)

685 Why grouchy, Gushka?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:26 AM (SsG4J)

awwwwww. i love you guys too.

im just mad at Auroch's roomates. they are so crazy he hides from them here and hes seriously tired of them, so hes cranky. its like having a cranky boyfriend only hes NOT my boyfriend, and i didnt pick him. ha ha ha.

anyway hes moving into a room and hopefully that will sweeten him up after he gets back from  being gone for ten days...

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 08:38 PM (QNeKQ)

698 You never saw Fatal Attraction, did you?

Posted by: Alex at October 01, 2011 01:33 AM (SsG4J)

The one where Michael Douglas boned that chick with the floppy pancake titties?

Well I saw it up to floppy pancake titties.

Posted by: Robert brings a gun to a knife fight at September 30, 2011 08:38 PM (F79HU)

699 Alright folks...the headache is catching up to me at this point.  In the morning, we'll all pretend that none of this happened, and I'll revert to being that arrogant RINO fuckstick who reflexively talks down to people the way most people reflexively breathe.  G'night.

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 01:37 AM (hIWe1)

Good night, RINO Jeff.

May your dreams be filled with images of Mitt Romney sucking on Chris Christie's giant mantits.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:40 PM (F79HU)

700

The one where Michael Douglas boned that chick with the floppy pancake titties?

You mean Glenn Close?  Kinda a mannish name for a woman, no?

Well I saw it up to floppy pancake titties.

The elevator scene was pretty hawt. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:40 PM (Er56e)

701 BRAIN BLEACH!!!!  Jesus, that one shoulda come with a warning, Robert.

Gushka, that does suck....you can't really do much about a grouchy man who doesn't belong to you.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:42 PM (SsG4J)

702

Smigmeverbals..or Death!

 

Night to all M+M's

Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 08:42 PM (mRRji)

703 Yeah, Glenn Close!

If your gonna cast some tits, cast some beautiful ones.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:42 PM (F79HU)

704 >>>May your dreams be filled with images of Mitt Romney sucking on Chris Christie's giant mantits.

Actually, truth be told, I rub it out to the thought of the GOP winning Connecticut in 2012.  I play with the "270 To Win" electoral map, dream, and get DIAMOND HARD.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2011 08:43 PM (hIWe1)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:43 PM (F79HU)

706 Well I saw it up to floppy pancake titties.

The elevator scene was pretty hawt. 

Y'all are SICK; that movie scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:44 PM (SsG4J)

707 You mean Glenn Close?  Kinda a mannish name for a woman, no?

No.

Posted by: Dr. Elliot Reid at September 30, 2011 08:45 PM (OzwCD)

708 BRAIN BLEACH!!!!  Jesus, that one shoulda come with a warning, Robert.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:42 AM (SsG4J)

Heh, sorry.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:47 PM (F79HU)

709 You know, I'd just like to say at this point I have a deep and abiding hatred of Volvo engineers. There isn't a damned thing on that car that isn't behind two other things, and that violates the laws of geometry. They should be arrested. I just spent two and a half hours doing a half-hour tuneup. At the very end, the bolt on the negative battery terminal snapped in half, so now I need to get a new one. Speaking of grumpy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:47 PM (bxiXv)

710
Does anyone else ever do this? I'm having an argument with some Black chick on another forum in another tab about brainwashed Black voters. It's a regular wench fight.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 08:48 PM (ymPoE)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:48 PM (F79HU)

712 But they're so safe, Dark Lord; I always hear how they're so safe. Insert eye rolling emoticon.

I was afraid you weren't coming out tonight!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:49 PM (SsG4J)

713

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 01:43 AM (hIWe1)

Pounding out agression

turns into obsession

Cannot stop the BA TTER Y!!!!



Just don't point that shit this way.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:50 PM (F79HU)

714 And on top of that, I missed Jeff B. in his inexplicably rational inebriated state.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:50 PM (bxiXv)

715 I was afraid you weren't coming out tonight! Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:49 AM (SsG4J) I very nearly didn't come *back*. Effin evil car. My biggest car problem is that I always get cars when they're ten years (or so) old and that's when everything goes to pot.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:52 PM (bxiXv)

716 Y'all are SICK; that movie scared the crap out of me.

It was meant to, with its depiction of the possible consequences of infidelity. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 08:52 PM (Er56e)

717 Does anyone else ever do this?

We have had outright brawls and flyby bitch slappings right here on the ONT  for several nights running lately.

Everyone seems to be drunk tonight, so things are much calmer.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:52 PM (SsG4J)

718 It was meant to, with its depiction of the possible consequences of infidelity. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 01:52 AM (Er56e)

Was it?  I thought the message was Michael Douglas has lousy taste in women.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 08:55 PM (F79HU)

719 I'm pissed off, I'm just not pissed off at any of you. The almost funny part is my heart medicine blunts (usually, that's another story) adrenaline response to the heart, so I'm freaking pissed off but I look like I'm bored. Sometimes, out of nowhere, it causes an adrenaline freak-out that can last hours or days. That sucks ass.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:55 PM (bxiXv)

720 It was meant to, with its depiction of the possible consequences of infidelity.

Now that I am a grown woman, I get annoyed at how wimpy the wife was. I'd have put HIM in that mutha f*cking pot alongside the rabbit.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:56 PM (SsG4J)

721
We have had outright brawls and flyby bitch slappings right here on the ONT  for several nights running lately.

Well you're right, I don't even need to open another tab. Except this chick is an actual aggrieved Black Democrat. Some other Black guy keeps trying to get a piece of the argument and I'm ignoring him.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 08:57 PM (ymPoE)

722 I argued with liberals online for ten years, not a one of them ever listened to a damn thing. I'm done with that, other than the occasional reflexive troll response.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 08:59 PM (bxiXv)

723 717 Does anyone else ever do this?

We have had outright brawls and flyby bitch slappings right here on the ONT  for several nights running lately.

Everyone seems to be drunk tonight, so things are much calmer.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 01:52 AM (SsG4J)

i just had root beer and too much Aurochs in a foul mood. ugh. his roomates 19 yo son is about to get bitchslapped. or thrown out of a moving car....

but i heard stuff coming from him that sounded positively ONT...

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 08:59 PM (QNeKQ)

724 Except this chick is an actual aggrieved Black Democrat.

I hope you have plenty of popcorn and beer to keep you going! Keep up the good fight!!!

What forum are you on, do you need reinforcements?

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 08:59 PM (SsG4J)

725 Cold pizza.

Beer

This is as close to Valhalla as I'm likely to get.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:00 PM (F79HU)

726 Dark Lord and Gushka, I hope your evenings improve.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 09:00 PM (SsG4J)

727 Sometimes, out of nowhere, it causes an adrenaline freak-out that can last hours or days. That sucks ass.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at October 01, 2011 01:55 AM (bxiXv)

been there done that. ugh.

people think im calm. actually i have a wicked temper but im sooo medicated...

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 09:01 PM (QNeKQ)

728 726 Dark Lord and Gushka, I hope your evenings improve.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 02:00 AM (SsG4J)

already did. im with you all now.

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 09:02 PM (QNeKQ)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:03 PM (F79HU)

730 That's one helluva ONT CDR_M.  Thanks.

S'up y'all.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:04 PM (/izg2)

731 I have a paradoxical liver; meds will often have the opposite effect on me.

I was put on Wellbutrin for headaches at one point, and I like to 'bout killed people I got so mean and grouchy. You want to talk about hostility. And here it's supposed to be a tranquilizer.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 09:05 PM (SsG4J)

732 Hey, NC Ref!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 09:07 PM (SsG4J)

733 i just had root beer and too much Aurochs in a foul mood. ugh. his roomates 19 yo son is about to get bitchslapped. or thrown out of a moving car....


You know the rule.  We want pics!

Hi Gush!

Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:07 PM (/izg2)

734 people think im calm. actually i have a wicked temper but im sooo medicated... Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 02:01 AM (QNeKQ) (sigh) 731 I have a paradoxical liver; meds will often have the opposite effect on me. Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 02:05 AM (SsG4J) I get that sometimes (actually everyone does, if you research meta-studies of medical effectiveness you'll see just how bad the situation is), but most it's just side-effects from heck.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 09:08 PM (bxiXv)

735 Okay, I'm out. Y'all get the smile back on Gushka's face now, y'hear?

Posted by: MissTammy at September 30, 2011 09:08 PM (SsG4J)

736 North Korean Children Playing The Guitar

Many beatings were doled out to achieve this level of skill.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:08 PM (F79HU)

737 MissTammy!    Hope you're doing well tonight.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:08 PM (/izg2)

738 Are we sad because Anwar Al-Awlaki and Samir Kahn are dead?
Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:10 PM (yh0zB)

739 Goodnight Miss Tammy.

May your dreams be filled with...uh...maybe I should refrain.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:10 PM (F79HU)

740 Wow, the Moron Nation is prolific tonight.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:11 PM (yh0zB)

741 738 Are we sad because Anwar Al-Awlaki and Samir Kahn are dead?
Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:10 AM (yh0zB)


I'll drink to that!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:11 PM (/izg2)

742 My sister's birthday is coming up.

What a good gift to get someone who's 37 going on hopeless bitch?

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:11 PM (F79HU)

743 Are we sad because Anwar Al-Awlaki and Samir Kahn are dead?
Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:10 AM (yh0zB)

There's a tear in m'beer.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:12 PM (F79HU)

744 What a good gift to get someone who's 37 going on hopeless bitch? Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:11 AM (F79HU) Laid. Sorry, could not help myself.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 09:12 PM (bxiXv)

745 Laid.

Sorry, could not help myself.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at October 01, 2011 02:12 AM (bxiXv)

BLEURGH!  Well, her husband can help her there.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:13 PM (F79HU)

746 Laid. : Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at October 01, 2011 02:12 AM (bxiXv) Works on my planet.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 09:14 PM (ZDUD4)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:14 PM (F79HU)

748 Good night all.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 09:15 PM (ZDUD4)

749 Tar-Zshay?

Like where Moochelle shops?

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:16 PM (F79HU)

750
Fast and Furious developments.

That's weird. The White House voluntarily released some documents, including emails between that skull-face Bill Newell and his buddy Kevin O'Reilly (who is now conveniently despatched to Iraq and so can't testify to Issa's committee).

Among the documents produced: an email in which ATF's Newell sent the White House's O'Reilly an "arrow chart reflecting the ultimate destination of firearms we intercepted and/or where the guns ended up." The chart shows arrows leading from Arizona to destinations all over Mexico.



Ohhhhkayy. Those MUST have been guns picked up at crime scenes. How in hell do you spin that? I'm curious as to why the WH would release this, unless Newell and O'Reilly are about to go under the bus.

Oh, or, is everyone drunk?

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:16 PM (ymPoE)

751 Just read the story about kids getting taken out of games for too much scoring. Makes me want to watch 2081 about ten times (what would that take like 5 min?) Obama preaches and moreover dictates a societal model where to prevent inequality the exceptional are shackled, and then has the nerve to complain about our loss of 'competitive edge'? I've tried to keep this impersonal, but now I cant deny it, I hate him.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 09:17 PM (GE1+K)

752 Oh, or, is everyone drunk?

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:16 AM (ymPoE)

Bill O'Reilly is innocent of Fast & Furious you pinko commie ffffffppppptttttttt.....

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:18 PM (F79HU)

753 North Korean Children Playing The Guitar

The "Top Comment" there is golden:

North Koreans: "All good comes from the great Eternal Leader."

Americans: "**** YOU OBAMA"

Western Saharans: "We have no leader."

Russians: "I crashed my car into a pole."

Canadians: "We are independent from the United Kingdom. ... Yes, we still have their queen."

Brits: "Wotcher cock on the pip. Rumminy got my squirrel."

The world is just wonderful.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:19 PM (ymPoE)

754 Works on my planet. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 01, 2011 02:14 AM (ZDUD4) I know it's why I'm grumpy all the time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Tar-Zshay at September 30, 2011 09:19 PM (bxiXv)

755 Tar-Zshay? Like where Moochelle shops? Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:16 AM (F79HU) I do not know what you are talking about.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of eBooks for Sale at September 30, 2011 09:20 PM (bxiXv)

756 I like this comment on thta Korean video...

It's less impressive when you learn they're all in their late-20s and early-30s. Malnutrition is real, people.

RexBassus 1 day ago 4

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:20 PM (F79HU)

757
I always use this YouTube for North Korea because of its title. Actually I don't use it for North Korea -- I use it for Obama.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:22 PM (ymPoE)

758 It was a beautiful day today.
Until it rained.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:22 PM (yh0zB)

759 Ohhhhkayy. Those MUST have been guns picked up at crime scenes. How in hell do you spin that? I'm curious as to why the WH would release this, unless Newell and O'Reilly are about to go under the bus. Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:16 AM (ymPoE) I honestly do not know what their endgame *now* is. I honestly think they thought they would get away with it. I expect several bus trips, and perhaps a trip on Biden's train, high on cocaine, with half the DOJ supervisors tied to the track to try to keep the fingers from pointing at Holder and BO.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of eBooks for Sale at September 30, 2011 09:23 PM (bxiXv)

760 I wish it had rained here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 09:24 PM (bxiXv)

761 @743 only a little, and I'm only thinking about the bottle surplus that we have on hand when I say this. It might have been good, just to move the inventory, to give them both a nice bottle treatment, or three, and then send them on down to the virgins.

Posted by: Errol at September 30, 2011 09:24 PM (vewos)

762 I do not know what you are talking about.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of eBooks for Sale at October 01, 2011 02:20 AM (bxiXv)

Hehe, Seems a lot of people call Target "Tarzhay" or some variant and I thought you were referencing Moochelle Antoinette.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:25 PM (F79HU)

763 I'm still trying to figure out what the actual endgame WAS for F&F, I'm thinking there wasn't one. Arm the cartels, blame the American "gun culture", pass gun ban control legislation, then what? Mexican drug cartels over-run the SW United States even more than they already have?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:26 PM (yh0zB)

764 752 Oh, or, is everyone drunk?
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:16 AM (ymPoE)


Working on it.  Got a late start, sorry.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 30, 2011 09:26 PM (/izg2)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:27 PM (F79HU)

766 Bottle treatment?

On second thought...I don't want to know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:27 PM (yh0zB)

767 Hehe, Seems a lot of people call Target "Tarzhay" or some variant and I thought you were referencing Moochelle Antoinette. Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:25 AM (F79HU) And there I was thinking I was a lousy liar. Thanks! You have helped restore my confidence!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 09:28 PM (bxiXv)

768 free beer is great beer

Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:28 PM (M8yfa)

769 763 I'm still trying to figure out what the actual endgame WAS for F&F, I'm thinking there wasn't one. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:26 AM (yh0zB) Of course there was an endgame, it was a huge risk and a complicated scheme. Do not fall into the trap of assuming they're as stupid as they think you are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 09:29 PM (bxiXv)

770 I'm still trying to figure out what the actual endgame WAS for F&F, I'm thinking there wasn't one. Arm the cartels, blame the American "gun culture", pass gun ban control legislation, then what? Mexican drug cartels over-run the SW United States even more than they already have?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:26 AM (yh0zB)

If there was one, it was gun control.  "Our guns be all flowing into Mexico n shit" as Preznit Fuckwit used to say.

Personally I think the cartels just penetrated the ATFE.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:29 PM (F79HU)

771 Instead of phone booth stuffing, now they are stuffing Smart Cars.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:30 PM (yh0zB)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:31 PM (F79HU)

773 Instead of phone booth stuffing, now they are stuffing Smart Cars.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:30 AM (yh0zB)


so what...4 people in there? Neighbor has one and the think looks like a powerwheel

Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:32 PM (M8yfa)

774 And there I was thinking I was a lousy liar. Thanks! You have helped restore my confidence!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at October 01, 2011 02:28 AM (bxiXv)

AHA!  You had me goin' there.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:32 PM (F79HU)

775

Personally I think the cartels just penetrated the ATFE.

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:29 AM (F79HU)



I have a shirt for that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:33 PM (yh0zB)

776

so what...4 people in there? Neighbor has one and the think looks like a powerwheel

Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:32 AM (M8yfa)

The Brits got 14, the Germans are sad because they only got 13. (it was on Worlds Dumbest just now)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:34 PM (yh0zB)

777

The Brits got 14, the Germans are sad because they only got 13. (it was on Worlds Dumbest just now)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:34 AM (yh0zB)


lol, figures that you can have more people ina  phone booth compared to a smart car

Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:35 PM (M8yfa)

778

lol, figures that you can have more people ina  phone booth compared to a smart car

Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:35 AM (M8yfa)

Every time I see one of those I just think "Dude, why not just get a motorcycle, they're cooler and probably safer in a wreck. At least with the bike you have a chance at getting out of the way."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:37 PM (yh0zB)

779

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:33 AM (yh0zB)

Awesome, just awesome.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:38 PM (F79HU)

780
Harvested a few more comments from the North Korean guitar slaves:

Keep smiling you expendable turds! - Kim Jong Il

I don't know why they couldn't get them properly sized guitars

And guess what if one of 'em botches their part. INSTANTANEOUS DEATH

These 5 kids will rule the world in a few years, mark my words...

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:38 PM (ymPoE)

781

Every time I see one of those I just think "Dude, why not just get a motorcycle, they're cooler and probably safer in a wreck. At least with the bike you have a chance at getting out of the way."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:37 AM (yh0zB)


they are fun to drive in the winter though, no traction

Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:38 PM (M8yfa)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:39 PM (F79HU)

783

Personally I think the cartels just penetrated the ATFE.

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:29 AM (F79HU)

i wonder about that myself.

you know. thats how i'd do it. Aurouchs says my my methods are  like seeping poison.

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 09:40 PM (QNeKQ)

784 These 5 kids will rule the world in a few years, mark my words...

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:38 AM (ymPoE)

Little evil Nork Ender Wigginses.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:40 PM (F79HU)

785

they are fun to drive in the winter though, no traction

Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:38 AM (M8yfa)

Which one, the smart car or the bike? Both of them look to weigh about the same. The smart car would be easier to heat in the winter though.  But if you got a Gold Wing they have heaters...no bullshit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:41 PM (yh0zB)

786 LOL @ seeping poison, I thought that was a specialty of women...or maybe just the ones I know...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:43 PM (yh0zB)

787
The Brits got 14, the Germans are sad because they only got 13. (it was on Worlds Dumbest just now)

If the Norks could get hold of one they'd probably stuff in about 32.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:44 PM (ymPoE)

788 Are we sad because Anwar Al-Awlaki and Samir Kahn are dead?

Well, the Gleens are agin, so I'm for it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 30, 2011 09:44 PM (1+XRG)

789

you know. thats how i'd do it. Aurouchs says my my methods are  like seeping poison.

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 02:40 AM (QNeKQ)

Ya know how lefty idiots are always saying we need a Department of Peace?

What we really need is a Department of Pure Blackened Evil.

We could put you in charge.

Your mission would be to just think up evil shit that could possibly happen.  Not to plan against it, just plan it and let others figure out how to counter it.  You'd wake up and think, "What am I going to destroy and how many people will I hypothetically kill today?"

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:44 PM (F79HU)

790 @787 Before or after they have eaten something?

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 09:45 PM (wY55N)

791 If the Norks could get hold of one they'd probably stuff in about 32.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:44 AM (ymPoE)

or else.

Posted by: Dear Leader at September 30, 2011 09:45 PM (yh0zB)

792

Your mission would be to just think up evil shit that could possibly happen.  Not to plan against it, just plan it and let others figure out how to counter it. 

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:44 AM (F79HU)

Or impliment it...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:47 PM (yh0zB)

793
@787 Before or after they have eaten something?
Posted by: GMB at October 01, 2011 02:45 AM

Well I'll tell you this: if they didn't get their butts in there and win that prize, they'd never eat again. Their guts would be used to make guitar strings.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:47 PM (ymPoE)

794

Or impliment it...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:47 AM (yh0zB)

Details, details...

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:48 PM (F79HU)

795 Bonaduci just had a good point. Do you ever think God looks down at us and wonders "What the fuck did I just do here?"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:50 PM (yh0zB)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:52 PM (F79HU)

797 Just checking. Looks like it would take something like 4.3 north koreans per cubic meter to get 32 into a smart car. I was never good at math though.

Posted by: GMB at September 30, 2011 09:52 PM (wY55N)

798 >>>What we really need is a Department of Pure Blackened Evil. Deep Science Division?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 09:54 PM (GE1+K)

799

Which one, the smart car or the bike? Both of them look to weigh about the same. The smart car would be easier to heat in the winter though.  But if you got a Gold Wing they have heaters...no bullshit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:41 AM (yh0zB)


smart car, me and him take it to the highschool parking lot and go skating with the car

Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:54 PM (M8yfa)

800

smart car, me and him take it to the highschool parking lot and go skating with the car

Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:54 AM (M8yfa)

Don't you need two of them? You know, one for each foot?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 09:55 PM (yh0zB)

801 Smart cars. The only street legal 4 wheeled vehicle scared to get hit by a motorcycle.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 09:58 PM (GE1+K)

802 What makes a smart car?

Or a smart phone?

My computer is dumb as a sack of hammers.  It requires a degree of specificity that's just ridiculous.

Like when I want some porn, I want something that will turn me on.  But it doesn't know what I want, it can't think for itself. So I just wind up browsing for hours on end until something ops up that catches my eye.

Shit's not smart.  It's not even clever.  It's maybe a little less dumb, but that's as far as I'm willing to go.

But I guess iPhones wouldn't sell as well if they were called less dumb phones.

Well, let the buyer beware, I always say.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 09:58 PM (F79HU)

803

Don't you need two of them? You know, one for each foot?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 02:55 AM (yh0zB)


might stop it from tipping so much (thing tips more than a wrangler with no shocks and suspension).


oh, Once Upon A Time In the West is $10 ay Best Buy on blu-ray. Flick is gorgeous

Posted by: The Dude at September 30, 2011 09:59 PM (M8yfa)

804
Of course there was an endgame, it was a huge risk and a complicated scheme.

Do not fall into the trap of assuming they're as stupid as they think you are. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at October 01, 2011 02:29 AM

Look, a map that shows a bunch of arrows going from Arizona to Mexico indicating gun movement is WACK. And they release it, like "Here you go." Isn't that the very diagram of a murderfest? God only knows what they're holding back.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 09:59 PM (ymPoE)

805 Deep Science Division?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 01, 2011 02:54 AM (GE1+K)

Imagine getting a Congressional Medal of Honor for creating a virus that the merest droplet of could kill millions of human beings within seconds of its release.

That's how shit's gonna work when I'm in charge.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:00 PM (F79HU)

806 >>>So I just wind up browsing for hours on end until something ops up that catches my eye. You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 10:00 PM (GE1+K)

807 Like when I want some porn, I want something that will turn me on.  But it doesn't know what I want, it can't think for itself. So I just wind up browsing for hours on end until something ops up that catches my eye.

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:58 AM (F79HU)

You would think the browser would remember your bookmarks at least.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:01 PM (yh0zB)

808 Bookmark?

Hell, I ain't gettin' busted with porn all up in my cornpooter.


Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:03 PM (F79HU)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:04 PM (F79HU)

810
Just checking. Looks like it would take something like 4.3 north koreans per cubic meter to get 32 into a smart car. I was never good at math though. Posted by: GMB at October 01, 2011 02:52 AM

In North Korea, math does you!

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 10:04 PM (ymPoE)

811

might stop it from tipping so much (thing tips more than a wrangler with no shocks and suspension).

Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 02:59 AM (M8yfa)

Narrow track, short wheelbase, high center of gravity...what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:05 PM (yh0zB)

812 Okay, okay, at least not have the nudies in anyplace obvious.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:05 PM (F79HU)

813 >>>Hell, I ain't gettin' busted with porn all up in my cornpooter Porn's legal dude unless you're looking at .. So that's why it takes so long to find it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2011 10:06 PM (GE1+K)

814 Hell, I ain't gettin' busted with porn all up in my cornpooter.

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 03:03 AM (F79HU)

So you don't have a designated buddy to wipe your history and bookmarks if something bad happens to you? Damn, I thought every Moron had one of those...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:06 PM (yh0zB)

815

What we really need is a Department of Pure Blackened Evil.

We could put you in charge.

Your mission would be to just think up evil shit that could possibly happen.  Not to plan against it, just plan it and let others figure out how to counter it.  You'd wake up and think, "What am I going to destroy and how many people will I hypothetically kill today?"

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 02:44 AM (F79HU)

you do realize that besides embroidery and picking gross stuff out of wounds that is my Special Talent? i positively keep myself up at night because i can and do think of such things. 

and its horrible.

till recently it was just something i thought of as fodder for possible thriller novels. Not yeah, this could really happen, if bad people were in the right places, stuff...

I  would throw out ideas for stories till Grim told me to STOP. ANd i cant even speak of it to him, because it makes his skin crawl and i guess things that people really shouldnt know about how to do bad that way... I had always hoped i'd write creepy books, and make a bunch of money. Then I realized they would read like recipes for trouble and how to do it really really well, and chucked that idea, and have been looking for ways to put the monsters in my head to work ever since.

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 10:08 PM (QNeKQ)

816 Porn's legal dude unless you're looking at .. So that's why it takes so long to find it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 01, 2011 03:06 AM (GE1+K)

Rule 34!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:08 PM (yh0zB)

817 Look, a map that shows a bunch of arrows going from Arizona to Mexico indicating gun movement is WACK. And they release it, like "Here you go." Isn't that the very diagram of a murderfest? God only knows what they're holding back. Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 02:59 AM (ymPoE) All I'm sayin' is if your plan includes "assume the other guy is dumber than a sack of plastic ball-peen hammers," you're boned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 10:10 PM (bxiXv)

818

I had always hoped i'd write creepy books, and make a bunch of money. Then I realized they would read like recipes for trouble and how to do it really really well, and chucked that idea, and have been looking for ways to put the monsters in my head to work ever since.

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 03:08 AM (QNeKQ)

You know, Dean Koonz has made a fortune off of this...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:10 PM (yh0zB)

819

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at October 01, 2011 03:08 AM (QNeKQ)

You had me at "it's horrible."

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:12 PM (F79HU)

820 All I'm sayin' is if your plan includes "assume the other guy is dumber than a sack of plastic ball-peen hammers," you're boned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at October 01, 2011 03:10 AM (bxiXv)

I'm thinking that was part of THEIR plan...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:12 PM (yh0zB)

821

You know, Dean Koonz has made a fortune off of this...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 03:10 AM (yh0zB)

trust me i am workin on an angle.
i loved Watchers and all the Odd Thomas stories. I am thinkin i have figured something out but i have to sorta develop it and then i will tell you guys about it.

Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 10:13 PM (QNeKQ)

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:15 PM (F79HU)

823 Well roonz and roonettez, I have things to do tomorrow (today) so I'm off to surf internet porn bed. Later!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 10:16 PM (yh0zB)

824 Good night, GGE.

Don't let the ATFE bite.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:19 PM (F79HU)

825 Ya know, porn bed sounds like a good idea.

And I'm all Opeth'd out.

And I got this raging boner smell and need a shower.

So I think I'm gonna post my dick pics all over 4Chan take a shower and hit the hay.

Good night, my fellow Morons.

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 10:23 PM (F79HU)

826
How mad do you think the Mexicans will get over Gunwalker? The next administration is going to have to sit down with them and convince them this was a rogue administration. We'll have to promise to prosecute every gunwalker criminal we can get our hands on to prevent the Mexicans from coming up here and grabbing them themselves. We may have to toss them a few suspects to get them to cooperate with us on everything else, like anti-terror programs. I wonder if they'd get so mad they'd put out an arrest warrant on Obama.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 10:33 PM (ymPoE)

827 Whoe, everyone's leaving. Well, me too then.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2011 10:34 PM (ymPoE)

828 Hey!  Fuck you!!

Wait, I'm sorry.  I was mistaken.

Just thought I'd get that out of the way.

Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 10:38 PM (OZymZ)

829 How mad do you think the Mexicans will get over Gunwalker? Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 03:33 AM (ymPoE) I'm kind of surprised they haven't gone all Alpha-Sierra over it already, probably that whole "being preoccupied with the narco-terrorists killing people with chainsaws" thing. And they're afraid Morgan Freeman will call them racists.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thunder and Lightning at September 30, 2011 10:40 PM (bxiXv)

830

Wow. Erickson's still doing that shit. What d bag.

Just finished watching a shit load of anime

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 30, 2011 10:40 PM (cS5/o)

831 830

I saw redstate's weirdness referenced earlier on this thread and just popped over to see the "updates".  What gives?  I don't get it.

Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 10:45 PM (OZymZ)

832 I saw redstate's weirdness referenced earlier on this thread and just popped over to see the "updates".  What gives?  I don't get it.

Erick Erickson is a gigantic douche, that's what gives.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 10:55 PM (OzwCD)

833 (and I'm the biggest Palin detractor out there.)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 10:56 PM (OzwCD)

834 Heh, funny.

Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 11:01 PM (OZymZ)

835 Okay, I've got a question maybe someone has an answer.  What's up with naming Jensen cantaloupe grower for over a week as a killer?  It seems odd to me that the story isn't simply 'wash the flippin' cantaloupe'.  Instead its "throw it away" and "refrigeration doesn't save you".

It seems to me that this business is being targeted.

Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 11:11 PM (OZymZ)

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 30, 2011 11:15 PM (hPdnL)

837 (and I'm the biggest Palin detractor out there.)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 01, 2011 03:56 AM (OzwCD)

word

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at September 30, 2011 11:22 PM (cS5/o)

838 So, not a campaign to unfairly target a company by the administration, like say the way Toyota was targeted with the phony uncontrolled acceleration story?  Okay.  Wouldn't be the first time I was wrong.

I still don't understand the messaging, though.  If people are such dumb-dumbs that they'll just do as they are told, why not tell them to wash the cantaloupe?

Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 11:36 PM (OZymZ)

839 C'mon.  I know I'm not the only one here.

Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 11:42 PM (OZymZ)

840 836 Okay, I've got a question maybe someone has an answer. What's up with naming Jensen cantaloupe grower for over a week as a killer? It seems odd to me that the story isn't simply 'wash the flippin' cantaloupe'. Instead its "throw it away" and "refrigeration doesn't save you". Posted by: viking I hear the cantelope skin is hard to wash and the bacteria is VERY resistant to normal cleaning procedures. It's tough. It's grows in the fridge when other dangerous bacteria die cuz of the cold. So it's dangerous. Throw the cantelope away instead of trying to save the price of new one.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 01, 2011 12:44 AM (aRq7t)

841 Good Morning Morons

Is it Winter already? 53°F here this morning. Looks like it will be a good porch day.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2011 01:23 AM (M9Ie6)

842 Good to see you back on the blog Vic!

Posted by: CDR M at October 01, 2011 02:24 AM (Ybl9g)

843 Been back for a while and it IS good to be back.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2011 02:28 AM (M9Ie6)

844 JESUS CHRIST THE HANGOVER.

I'M GOING TO REMOVE MY OWN HEAD AND PUT IT ON ICE.

Posted by: Jeff B. at October 01, 2011 04:43 AM (hIWe1)

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