March 31, 2009
"Orgasmic Meditation" Guru Will Teach You Lost Art of Zen Masturbation
— Ace "You call it Orgasmic Meditation. I call it paying some pervert to watch you finger your girlfriend."
"This is a technique the Zen Masters call 'Third Base.'"
— Ace "You call it Orgasmic Meditation. I call it paying some pervert to watch you finger your girlfriend."

"This is a technique the Zen Masters call 'Third Base.'"
Look at that bastard's beaming grin.
Apparently the recession hasn't hit everyone yet. People still have enough money for mixed-doubles diddling lessons.
A rather odd bit of erotica for the New York Post:
With that, he guides my digit directly onto the sweet spot of a beautiful young woman who asked to be called Layla in this story.
And once you learn that, you're ready for your black belt in Advanced Nipple Tweaking.
I actually meant this for the sidebar but accidentally put it here. Ah well. So it will stay.
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