July 26, 2018

Open Thread
— Open Blogger

And here is a little meat on this open thread's bones.

Don't be too mean to good old Jared... [CBD]

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1 There

Posted by: golfman at July 26, 2018 08:27 AM (mwZY2)

2 And I read the content!

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at July 26, 2018 08:27 AM (Ojki1)

3 Content status: read

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (O9qtX)

4 he

Posted by: golfman at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (mwZY2)

5 Once upon a time...

Posted by: sinalco at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (yODqO)

6 first!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (hMwEB)

7 Too open! I need a fence! I need shelter!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (0jtPF)

8 curses

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (hMwEB)

9 Finally, ace content.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (0ogQG)

10 Willow r00lz!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (RD7QR)

11 Woohoo!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (W+vEI)

12 Roomy

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (YMGG3)

13 oh ace .. rolls over, rubs fur,.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (dPd5y)

14 Full speed ahead, Mr. Sulu --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/i] [/b] at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (YWG/U)

15 Content is for closers.

Posted by: Blake Baldwin at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (BrQrN)

16 Wow.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (qy1p+)

17 Damn I wanted to get the last thread to 1,000.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (72PAC)

18 I have a feeling this is going to be stomped.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (vg8iE)

19 I thought it would Never happen!

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (dPd5y)

20 The other thread smelled like ham.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (DaDYr)

21 Couldn't read the content fast enough.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (wGbBR)

22 You got up at 1:30 in the afternoon for this? Bankers are envious.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (ZVU3Y)

23 'why you were sleep'

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (dPd5y)

24 This is why he gets paid the Big Buck$!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (xPJvm)

25 I read the content.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (Fs5vw)

26 There could be a tornado. There could be a dust storm. There could be a blizzard.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (0jtPF)

27 A mood thread, if we can keep it. Though I guess posting means we can't. Conundrum.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (Ojki1)

28 In this thread I believe I am the first Moron to post an original Limerick in German. That no one cared is not the point. I have a first. Posted by: Bandersnatch I noticed, and was impressed, but don't read German well enough to know what it said.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (UENOA)

29 Wait. Didn't we have this thread last night?

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (xjiRE)

30 Ace loves us wants us to have new threads.

Posted by: fluffy at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (cHbmY)

31 I can't figure out if he liked the movie or not?

Posted by: Bosk at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (fjMEv)

32 smh, I think he is still laughing, and leaving us to our own devices..silly man.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (dPd5y)

33 for willow... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6DO_7px1I

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (qy1p+)

34 Brief.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (r9UYA)

35 Can't read content. Ink too invisible.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (6eEQ+)

36 Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (81OU+)

37 We're out here stark naked on the prairie! We need a little house.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (0jtPF)

38 Er nood, autocucumber.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (Ojki1)

39 A comprehensive list of all the honest things Mueller and Rosenstein have done to date. That's some serious content!

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (P1f+c)

40 Profound and wise post you put up there, Wicket.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (eXA4G)

41 Betty or Wilma?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (r9UYA)

42 an old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch some chickens." "You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. The next morning, the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something in his hand. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of duct tape." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some ducks." "You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!" The boy just laughs and keeps walking.That night around sunset the boy walks by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. ''Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "It's a pussy willow." "Wait up...I'll get my hat."

Posted by: wrg500 at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (Bdeb0)

43 Quench my burning lust, Peter Extinguish my flames of desire with the flood of your manhood Ravish me like a love-starved dolphin Leap through my ocean of love

Posted by: Lisa Page at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (NWiLs)

44 Whomever had "Open Thread" as the next topic, please proceed to the parimutuel window to collect your winnings. All those who thought it was going to be a movie review, please make sure you place your betting tickets in the nearest trash receptacle.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (7/YOc)

45 Brief. Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA) Boxer

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (eXA4G)

46 A comprehensive list of all the honest things Mueller and Rosenstein have done to date. Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 01:31 PM (P1f+c) ZeroHedge says that the House is preparing Articles of Impeachment for Rosenstein.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (ZVU3Y)

47 Well...guess I should do some work.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (0tfLf)

48 35 Can't read content. Ink too invisible. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 01:31 PM (6eEQ+) Invisible ink?! Hang on I gotta steal the Declaration.

Posted by: Nicholas Cage at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (72PAC)

49 >>43 an old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. A seal walks into a club...

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (Bdeb0)

50 46
Brief.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA)






Boxer Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Boxer brief.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (r9UYA)

51 I saw that

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (dPd5y)

52 an old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. A seal walks into a club... Posted by: Zod Lunch meat!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (7/YOc)

53 For what it's worth, I don't actually care about  probably 50% or more of what Ethan Van Sciver says or does, but he happens to be funnier than about 99.999% of the rest of the internet. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (9chmE)

54 Brief. Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA) Boxer ========= Jock

Posted by: Shep! at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (vg8iE)

55 Before this thread gets stomped: Hello Horde, As many of you saw, yesterday I put up a call for help in the GP Prayer list thread yesterday, as I was looking at looming homelessness within weeks. Well, the Horde responded in an incredible fashion. I am simply amazed at the Community here. The generosity was overwhelming, and I would like to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart. It was pretty dusty in here all of yesterday, and it is very dusty as I type this response. I am proud to call myself a Moron, and to include myself as a member of the best community on the Web. If y'all don't mind, I will be dropping this note in each thread today. Thank you all once again. Tim

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (b3Pum)

56 >>ZeroHedge says that the House is preparing Articles of Impeachment for Rosenstein. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 01:32 PM (ZVU3Y) Trillium Asset Management says that the Winkelvoss twins are preparing articles of ownership for Mark Zuckerberg.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (Bdeb0)

57 46
Brief.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA)






Boxer

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 01:32 PM (eXA4G)


Commando

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (jxbfJ)

58 Jared needs a calendar.

Posted by: fluffy at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (cHbmY)

59 >>
ZeroHedge says that the House is preparing Articles of Impeachment for Rosenstein.

I thought Mr. Weiner driver squashed it?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (r9UYA)

60 ace gets to work and the first thing he does is throw the "Out to Lunch" sign on the front door. And we know that he's not even eating lunch because of his intermittent fasting ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (ZVU3Y)

61 51 46 Brief. Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA) Boxer Posted by: IllTemperedCur Boxer brief. Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:33 PM Commando.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (0tfLf)

62 Brief. Posted by: Under Fire Boxer Posted by: IllTemperedCur Boxer brief. Posted by: Under Fire Speedo!

Posted by: Shep! at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (P1f+c)

63 ew

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (dPd5y)

64 Obviously not debilitating enough, Jared, that you're able to whine about it. I guess Trump will just have to work that much harder.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (vg8iE)

65 Jared needs a calendar. Posted by: fluffy Fogel? Not for another 30 years he won't.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (7/YOc)

66 Speedo! Posted by: Shep! at July 26, 2018 01:34 PM (P1f+c) Depends!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (72PAC)

67 I thought Mr. Weiner driver squashed it? Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:34 PM (r9UYA) Did he? I didn't read the article

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (ZVU3Y)

68 so where is the bar key? someone must have snuck it out of aces marsupial sac

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (dPd5y)

69 How are you guys coming with the normalization, DNC? Not sure how long we can delay all the charges against us. ...and you.

Posted by: NXVIM (or whatever) at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (kzsk/)

70 58 46 Brief. Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA) Boxer Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 01:32 PM (eXA4G) Commando Tube sock

Posted by: fluffy at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (cHbmY)

71 Commando Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2018 01:34 PM Damn it! That's what I get for stopping to read that stupid chicken wire joke.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (0tfLf)

72 ANOTHER open thread ! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (UKEfV)

73 heh smh!

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (dPd5y)

74 FACT: This is an open thread.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (KUaJL)

75 Three years?

Posted by: bluebell, now with Extra Class at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (JJZzu)

76 Boxer brief.
Posted by: Under Fire


Speedo!

Posted by: Shep!




I figured you would go for the frilly panties.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (P/aDH)

77 Commando Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2018 01:34 PM (jxbfJ) --- Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (qy1p+)

78 so that's where that other sock went.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (dPd5y)

79 I thought someone was joking when , in the last thread, it was mentioned that Mueller was looking into Trump's tweets as possible "obstruction of justice." I guess not.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (y8Foj)

80 @47 Yeah, the House will be all over it once they return from the August recess that begin in a couple of hours. ALL. OVER. IT.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (FquqN)

81 Poor things. It's like nobody caring what they think is like killing babies or something.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (Lb4wQ)

82 OK, to what effect are the Articles of Impeachment for Rosenstein for?

"We tried!" or "Lets rile up the Dems so we lose the House!" or "Yeah, we stupid!"

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (ALj3k)

83 Beautiful Ace. It's like Poetry. Every stanza rhymes.

Posted by: George Lucas Killed My Childhood at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (5YT13)

84 FACT: This is an open thread. ======= Don't oppress me with your facts!

Posted by: Gwyneth at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (vg8iE)

85 Who the F is Jared Sexless? 


Good grief, I think you people find these chuckleheads, JUST to try to piss us off. 


It's not working. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (9chmE)

86 73 There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues. Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2018 01:35 PM (xBSm0) Dude!

Posted by: Zombie President Taft at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (72PAC)

87 so I guess i'm going onto the wall of shame in one fit/day of exasperation.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (dPd5y)

88 There is now content up top.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (b3Pum)

89 80 comments in on an open thread and not one gun comment. Who are you people and what have you done with the horde?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:36 AM (7/YOc)

90 So Jared is a homosexual pedophile? Isn't that what he just said?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (QTOyx)

91

 

Speedo!

 

Posted by: Shep! at July 26, 2018 01:34 PM (P1f+c)

 

 

Neato

Posted by: Capt Bill at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (10vO4)

92 Meh. why make new open threads? Now I have to cut and paste. What's wrong with a thread that crosses the 1000 mark?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (ujg0T)

93 Jared Sexless --- Former Subway spokespedo?

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (qy1p+)

94 77 Three years? Posted by: bluebell, now with Extra Class at July 26, 2018 01:36 PM (JJZzu) He's a lib, numbers go in whatever order he wants them to.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (72PAC)

95 ZOMG!!!! Trump debilitates me!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (CSNuj)

96 What's this Jared Sexbot guy talking about with "the last three years of the Trump Era"? Did I miss a year or two somewhere?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (ZVU3Y)

97 Yeah, the House will be all over it once they return from the August recess that begin in a couple of hours. ALL. OVER. IT. Posted by: Kreplach Recess appointments primed and ready!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (7/YOc)

98 In fairness, the last 12 years of the Obama Era were tough on me.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (oAY8z)

99 Old and busted: Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute New hotness: Jared Sexton, Involuntary Celibate

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (Bdeb0)

100 jaRED, so the taking care of yourself obviously means Making Everyone comply to your wish list of the day? oh yeah and the finger bites, riots and beating of those you fear so. sure.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (dPd5y)

101 Just gonna be sitting here, drinking an iced tea, waiting for this multiple year tantrum to end. Hilary isn't worth all of this folks.

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (cGlgB)

102 RE: Jared Three years of the Trump era? Did I miss a year while I was reading AoSHQ content?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (6eEQ+)

103 Jared's next tweet was a haiku about the wonders of beard oil.

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (al6UK)

104 I had to google Sexton. Another self-important jerk.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (0tfLf)

105 jared TRUMP jared TRUMP jared TRUMP your welcome.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (dPd5y)

106 I bet my fist would feel debilitated after caving in a Marxist's face.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (r9UYA)

107 'Associate Professor of Creative Writing'

That pretty much comes with low-T, doesn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (oVJmc)

108 or you're*

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (dPd5y)

109 Don't know who Jared Yates Sexton is... *adds a name to the Air Pinochet passenger manifest*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (AzW6q)

110 @84 As I am known to say... The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit. Paul Ryan is a useless pile of dog shit. The HFC are the fleas that live on the shit. The HFC puts the CON in CONservative.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (FquqN)

111 Atticus!  Atticus!

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (2Mnv1)

112 Meh. why make new open threads? Now I have to cut and paste. What's wrong with a thread that crosses the 1000 mark? Posted by: Curmudgeon The weight of the comments get to be too much for Pixy's hamsters.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:40 AM (7/YOc)

113 Jared Yates Sexton Talks like a fag and his shit Is all retarded

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 08:40 AM (NWiLs)

114 so funny, They themselves are what they fear. they just can't reconcile the truth.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:40 AM (dPd5y)

115 Numbers are racist and bigoted.

Posted by: Jared at July 26, 2018 08:40 AM (6eEQ+)

116 We must be warriors without remorse against the pure evil that is Trump, unless of course that causes us too much stress, in which case we need to chill Bro.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 26, 2018 08:40 AM (ABH6n)

117 I just added a link if anyone cares to poke Jared with a stick.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 08:40 AM (wYseH)

118 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 01:33 PM (b3Pum ************************ Was glad to help out a member of the Horde in need. Now just make sure you vote in the 2018 mid-terms to keep Georgia from turning blue.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (PvFoN)

119 2. Stupid mass transit systems What really irks me about the ones coming up now, namely "light rail" and "streetcars", is that often they are so backward and traffic clogging, with no grade separation or exclusive right of way. At least the transit systems oversold to us in days of yore, like the B.A.R.T. system in San Fransicko, *had* a meritorious pitch. "Imagine commuting from your suburban home to your Financial District job, Oakland Coliseum concert or sporting event, or Union Square or Bayfair shopping, faster (and in some cases, even cheaper), than driving and parking yourself!" And said system had its own right of way and total grade separation. This didn't happen, thank you pie in the sky promises, cost overruns and unions, but at least it was a promising pitch. Now? The new "Urban Planners" take peevish pride in making streetcars that take up existing road lanes. I imagine them in their planning offices--Affirmative Action bulldykes "of color" pushing papers who take pride in sticking it to frustrated and in their warped minds entirely "White male corporate" drivers.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (ujg0T)

120 Jared looks like he drinks a lot of soy beverages.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (ptqGC)

121 Face Book is dying. Bring out your dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (j5LcW)

122 Betsy DeVos's $40 million yacht set adrift by vandals

Posted by: Halon Wheels at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (loJzf)

123 I mean, why is anyone afraid of these guys?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (ABH6n)

124 the 'crisi' is by your own hands.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (dPd5y)

125 If you're like Jared Sexton, your wife is probably enjoying her boyfriend while you're at work.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (KUaJL)

126 So I looked up this guy on Twitter and you'll be happy to know that he goes on for 10 additional Tweets on this very topic. You'll be surprised to know he writes for Salon.

Posted by: bluebell, now with Extra Class at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (JJZzu)

127 The whole Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/1022229893118132224 It's as pathetic as you might think.

Posted by: MW at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (hNTtn)

128 Jared who?

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (Enq6K)

129 Jared needs a calendar. Posted by: fluffy at July 26, 2018 01:34 PM (cHbmY) Leave him alone. Knowing stuff is, like kinda hard, okay.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (RbV5J)

130 828 800 I certainly think that is possible. However, I think most of them will shut up, bide their time, and try to foist a RINO or sellout upon us in 2024. I do think it will be George P. Bush, latest Dynasty member. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 26, 2018 01:20 PM (ujg0T) If that's what they think, they are deluded. It's Trump---or a Democrat that gets elected in 2020, and if it's a Democrat, look out....they will undo EVERYTHING Trump accomplished by presidential FIAT--even if it means sending the country completely into the shitter. Either way, once we've seen Trump, we will never settle for a putz like Jeb or Rubio. Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2018 01:26 PM (y8Foj)
And yet, after "Uncle Ron", we got George "sellout" Bush The Elder, who, from tax hikes to a renewed Affirmative Action in the guise of the ADA, sold us out. Memories fade, issues change. I will remain vigilant, but the Devil is in the primary process, which is still too front loaded, still too winner take all by state, and still too rigged in my mind. Trump beat them all, but there aren't enough outspoken billionaires who just don't give a hoot with nerves of steel.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 26, 2018 08:42 AM (ujg0T)

131 Jared Yates Sexton is not the quality droid Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey was looking for.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:42 AM (Bdeb0)

132 The last three years of the fall semester were the worst of my life.

Posted by: The Opening Line of Jared Sexton's Senior Creative Writing Thesis at July 26, 2018 08:42 AM (ZVU3Y)

133 Brief.



Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA)




Boxer



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 01:32 PM (eXA4G)



Commando




Gator Balls

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 26, 2018 08:43 AM (R2gO3)

134 One time at barista camp....

Posted by: Jared's Diary at July 26, 2018 08:43 AM (ptqGC)

135 EM ROMANESCU FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 26, 2018 08:43 AM (mPeei)

136 I thought someone was joking when , in the last thread, it was mentioned that Mueller was looking into Trump's tweets as possible "obstruction of justice." I guess not. Posted by: JoeF. It's collusion! That's not a crime. Then it's conspiracy! You can't just charge conspiracy. It's got to be conspiracy to commit a crime. It's obstruction of justice! I don't think you're seeing the pattern, here, Holmes...

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 08:43 AM (P1f+c)

137 So Jared majored in Creative Writing? He's probably just upset that Trump hasn't put him in charge of American foreign policy. Last I checked, that's what creative writing majors do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (AzW6q)

138 In this thread I believe I am the first Moron to post an original Limerick in German. That no one cared is not the point. I have a first. Posted by: Bandersnatch I'm expecting Muldoon to post a limerick in Pig Latin.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (kqsXK)

139 Facebook: the MySpace of the 2000-teens

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (RKQ/v)

140 The first three years of President for Life Trump's reign were the worst.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (j5LcW)

141 I agree - the crisis caused by people in the intelligence communities trying to frame a president for a crime so that he can be impeached and removed, with the collusion of the media and one of the major parties, is indeed grave.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (hLRSq)

142 Factoid: Jared Sexton wrote the line for Spinal Tap: "But it goes to 11!" It was not meant to be funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (ZVU3Y)

143 I'm expecting Muldoon to post a limerick in Pig Latin. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 01:44 PM (kqsXK) That's what Roman imperial cops spoke.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (NWiLs)

144 So Jared majored in Creative Writing? He's probably just upset that Trump hasn't put him in charge of American foreign policy. Last I checked, that's what creative writing majors do. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 01:44 PM (AzW6q) --------- It's worse than that. He teaches it. "Associate Professor of Creative Writing."

Posted by: bluebell, now with Extra Class at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (JJZzu)

145 We're men, We're men in kilts, We roam around the forest looking for stilts !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (UKEfV)

146 I am sick to death of this crapola. My local newspaper is the Los Angeles Times. Every stinking section of the paper is filled with "reporters"---er more likely propagandists--who harp on "we are in dark and troubled times". That message comes through every day. Meantime if I go outside and stand in the sunlight, it's sunny and clear for most people who are not obsessed--one way or the other--with Donald Trump. These weasels keep beating their faux depression like a deranged masturbating monkey beating its meat.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (Sda6L)

147 That's retarded sir.

Posted by: Bosk at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (fjMEv)

148 Sorry, but that twit's tweet doesn't surprise, or even amuse me anymore. It's just boring. Trying to follow TDS sufferers is just repetitive. Watch Groundhog's Day instead. Same thing but shorter and funnier. Back when I was taking puter classes, they taught us to be careful about being caught in a loop. And of course we all made that mistake, thus learning that the warning was spot on correct. No one seems to have warned the left.

Posted by: George LeS at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (59GGI)

149 ZeroHedge says that the House is preparing Articles of Impeachment for Rosenstein. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 01:32 PM (ZVU3Y) Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't those worthless nickelfuckers go on vacation at the end of today? So that this is bound to fail? IOW, this is nothing but bukakke theater for the rubes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (kqsXK)

150 Thankfully Jared, I'm not like you. I have a penis.

Posted by: Abiss at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (Y8DtA)

151 Is this Blankenship turd going to run a write in campaign (I know he cannot be on the ballot), and help Manchin? Come on man....

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (wGbBR)

152 It's as pathetic as you might think. Posted by: MW at July 26, 2018 01:41 PM (hNTtn) -------- I like the woman who told him she knows 12 year-old girls who are less dramatic than he is.

Posted by: bluebell, now with Extra Class at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (JJZzu)

153 These people never reference anything specific. Why does he find it enraging/debilitating? Why is it a crisis? He seems to be another obscure political commentator.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (/qEW2)

154 You know what, I can out do Jared. I've been enraged by politics since about 1977 and I thought that my anger would find relief once we elected Trump and had both houses in GOP hands. But.... NOPE!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (FquqN)

155 Your tears taste sweet ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (hLShT)

156 ...I will remain vigilant, but the Devil is in the primary process, which is still too front loaded, still too winner take all by state, and still too rigged in my mind. ... Posted by: Curmudgeon That's for sure. Local CoC persons control the process and who makes it to the primary; usually giving one a choice between an unfunded unknown or a sh*t sandwich vs their boy.

Posted by: Halon Wheels at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (loJzf)

157 Jared: "If you're like me..." Well that didn't take long. [*Click*]

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (6eEQ+)

158 Face Book shares should be printed in two ply extra absorbent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (j5LcW)

159 Brief. Posted by: Under Fire Boxer Posted by: IllTemperedCur Commando --- Gator Balls Posted by: Gunslinger Swamp Ass.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (7/YOc)

160 >>>44 Quench my burning lust, Peter Extinguish my flames of desire with the flood of your manhood Ravish me like a love-starved dolphin Leap through my ocean of love Posted by: Lisa Page at July 26, 2018 01:31 PM (NWiLs) hahahahaha

Posted by: m at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (CwOPz)

161 Associate Professor of Creative Writing Jared Sexton, Man of Misery.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (ALj3k)

162 Remember when OMG BUSH!!! and these pansies had the same apoplexy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (oVJmc)

163 I prefer threads like my mind. Closed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (Boy/L)

164 >>The whole Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/1022229893118132224 It's as pathetic as you might think. Oh look, he has a new book out....subtitled "A Story of American Rage." Dude. Think you might just be addicted to rage?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (W+vEI)

165 It's worse than that. He teaches it. "Associate Professor of Creative Writing." Posted by: bluebell, now with Extra Class at July 26, 2018 01:45 PM (JJZzu) "It was a dark and stormy night. The maid screamed and the pirate ship sailed into the harbor..."

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (suO/a)

166 https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o calm mentor's go fund me

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (JKNZq)

167 Speedo! Posted by: Shep! at July 26, 2018 01:34 PM (P1f+c) Well, they often call me Speedo, but my real name is Mister Earl. https://tinyurl.com/cx6a22v

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (kqsXK)

168 Mueller needs ten more mob lawyers to threaten Trump for tweeting.

The Bully Pulpit must not be used ... bullying is now wrong, more dawn raids necessary to fix this.

Trump can't be allowed to obstruct Rosie/Mueller's coverup of Hillary's criminal enterprise, (of which Rosie/Mueller are integral parts). 

Trump obstructing the inquistion into the FBI's fabricated non-crime of never-happened -anyway collusion can only be met by an equally powerful new branch of government ... TheSpecialCounsel ... fully funded and untouchable.  /s

they are desperate and/or feel the American public has mostly swallowed the blue pill and can be controlled, so they are going FullSoviet.


Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (bT8Z4)

169 >>who harp on "we are in dark and troubled times". Hmm. Seems like a conversational setup for the killing blow: "These are dark and troubled times. The country is divided, there's more racism than ever, and I've got to wait two more years to vote for Trump again."

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (Bdeb0)

170 Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't those worthless nickelfuckers go on vacation at the end of today? If they do, doesn't Trump get recess appointments?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (7/YOc)

171 157 These people never reference anything specific. Why does he find it enraging/debilitating? Why is it a crisis? He seems to be another obscure political commentator. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2018 01:46 PM (/qEW2) This! And NO ONE ever asks them either.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (Enq6K)

172 Remember when OMG BUSH!!! and these pansies had the same apoplexy? Reagan, Bush I, Dole (no, really), Bush II, McCain (NO, REALLY), Romney (NOOOOOOOO, REAAAAALLLLLY), and now the form of their destructor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (Boy/L)

173 Jared has written romance novels under the name Aspen Rayne.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (ptqGC)

174 Haven't you people ever heard of "autistic license"? I'm doing creative writing, dammit! What a bunch of troglo ... troggo ... asswholes.

Posted by: Jared Sexton at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (ZVU3Y)

175 >>I like the woman who told him she knows 12 year-old girls who are less dramatic than he is. Heh. I quick look at his earlier tweets confirms: this dude is always operating at "11" on the rage scale. He is going to hurt himself or someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (W+vEI)

176 Kevin McCarthy or unshaven used car salesman?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (r9UYA)

177 Kreplach: "NOPE!!" To be fair the GOP really can't do anything until it also wins the governorships of all 57 states and Russia.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (6eEQ+)

178 @153 Yep, they are getting out of dodge in a few hours. This was a straight up stunt, boob bait for bubbuhs. IF they were serious they would have made this move MONTHS ago when it became clear to all but the deluded that Rosenstein was a conspirator. but as I say... The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit. Paul Ryan is a useless pile of whale shit. The HFC are the fleas that live on the shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (FquqN)

179 Hwät! we Gâr-Dena in geâr-dagum
þeód-cyninga þrym gefrunon,
hû þâ äðelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scêfing sceaðena þreátum.

Posted by: Beowulf at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (P/aDH)

180 I dunno who this guy is but its as good an excuse as any to mock whining leftists. They talk about fear and America's future and freedom and all that but what they are really upset about is that they were THIS CLOSE to orgasm "fundamentally changing" America by gutting its basic themes and founding concepts, and were stopped. Now its being rolled back to what its supposed to be, their insanity is being reversed, and they consider it a horrific evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (39g3+)

181 3 years? Did this delusional poofter steal ace's time machine?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (oZ6kz)

182 163 Brief. Posted by: Under Fire Boxer Posted by: IllTemperedCur Commando --- Gator Balls Posted by: Gunslinger Swamp Ass. Posted by: rickb223 Moose knuckles

Posted by: wrg500 at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (Bdeb0)

183 Wowsers!  Eleventy tweets of lunacy.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (2Mnv1)

184 I quick look at his earlier tweets confirms: this dude is always operating at "11" on the rage scale. He is going to hurt himself or someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 01:49 PM (W+vEI)



Watch out for those furious jazz hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (ptqGC)

185 162 Face Book shares should be printed in two ply extra absorbent. Posted by: Boss Moss at July 26, 2018 01:47 PM (j5LcW) Is it me, or are these guys stealing my moves?

Posted by: rt Simpson, Tech Entrepreneur at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (Y0wjb)

186 ZeroHedge says that the House is preparing Articles of Impeachment for Rosenstein.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 01:32 PM (ZVU3Y)



And that worthless POS Paul Ryan just announced he won't support it!



Why in the name of all that is holy in fuckdom do these worthless GOPe assholes - who have already announced, either in word or action, e.g. Ryan giving up his speakership; Sessions recusing himself out of doing his job - insist on staying on the job to continue mucking things up.  Honorable men would step aside and let others, with more steel in their spine take over.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (RRchO)

187 I'm expecting Muldoon to post a limerick in Pig Latin. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 01:44 PM (kqsXK) That's what Roman imperial cops spoke. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 01:45 PM (NWiLs) **fist bump** Now that was a LOL! Good to see you here, my friend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (kqsXK)

188 Nood

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (4ErVI)

189 Trump: Some growth predictions are up to 5%.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (Enq6K)

190 Dude. Think you might just be addicted to rage?

Robert Palmer, surrounded by scrawny pale Antifa types dressed all in black....

"Might as well face it, you're addicted to rage..."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (oVJmc)

191 Click on the link, it's a fabulous twitter thread. Great find CBD.

Posted by: Max Power [/i] [/b] at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (q177U)

192 >>Watch out for those furious jazz hands. He is Keith Olberman's soulmate. "I said, good day, sir!!"

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (W+vEI)

193 Man, I'd love to be back in college as this guy's student. I'd troll the living fuck out of him. Nothing but stories about Trump hopping across galaxies, conquering new star systems, and ruining alien womanoids forever with his unfathomably huge dong.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (oZ6kz)

194 Jared needs a Midol, STAT!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (3eFuR)

195 IOW, this is nothing but bukakke theater for the rubes. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing The peeps who are preparing the articles of impeachment are good peeps. It's the people * cough (Paul Ryan) cough * who will block it who are the bad peeps.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (LOgQ4)

196 These people never reference anything specific. Why does he find it enraging/debilitating? Why is it a crisis? He seems to be another obscure political commentator. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2018 01:46 PM (/qEW2) This! And NO ONE ever asks them either. Posted by: Tami If you do jam them up, all you'll hear is Russian collusion! It's settled science! Everyone knows it! Broken laws!!!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (7/YOc)

197 to leftists, anything that benefits the USA is a cause of mental dislocations.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (UFyv9)

198 Wow he as a book and a home page. "Jared Yates Sexton ventured into the dark heart of American partisanship and emerged with a warning that all of us would do well to heed. Thoughtful, compassionate, and exceptionally brave, this book is essential reading for anyone who wants to understand how--and why--our country turned on itself." - Bronwen Dickey

Posted by: wrg500 at July 26, 2018 08:53 AM (Bdeb0)

199 CNN headline: "Trump caught on tape: Get me a Coke, please." It's not often that you see an entire television network go insane.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2018 08:53 AM (Boy/L)

200 congress is rosie's bitch ... they whine a little but he keeps slapping them around, refusing to submit to oversight, redacting most of the pertinent details of their treachery.  Where are the feminists to teach them how to stand up for themselves?

Congress will roll over
Huber will come.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 08:53 AM (bT8Z4)

201 185 3 years? Did this delusional poofter steal ace's time machine? Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 26, 2018 01:49 PM (oZ6kz) Trump announced June 2015, yes? He's hated DJT from D-Day on! Of course, he was a clownish buffoon that they were mocking then, so they are retconning their rage. ragey people suck

Posted by: Not Julius Ceasar, Calendar Inventor at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (Y0wjb)

202 Bronwen Dickey I dare any of you to Google that.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (Boy/L)

203 What's wearing them down is the crazy. And the rooting against the country. Their subconscious is eating them from the inside out.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (PvCxa)

204 I'm sorry, but that's fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (q1VoB)

205 Looks like Jared got some sand in his mangina.

Posted by: physics geek at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (huQJB)

206 Oh! We've seen this guy before: In 2017, Sexton inspired a meme when he tweeted "I...worked on this story for a year...and ...he just ...tweeted it out."

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (W+vEI)

207 re 203: and Trump was Lying! he wanted a diet Coke.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (UFyv9)

208 I dunno who this guy is but its as good an excuse as any to mock whining leftists.

They talk about fear and America's future and freedom and all that but what they are really upset about is that they were THIS CLOSE to orgasm "fundamentally changing" America by gutting its basic themes and founding concepts, and were stopped.

Now its being rolled back to what its supposed to be, their insanity is being reversed, and they consider it a horrific evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)



Their histrionics makes me want them to see what real horrific evil looks like.  Kind of like spanking a 5 year old having a tantrum.  "you want something to cry about?.. I'll give you something to cry about!"

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 08:56 AM (RRchO)

209 If they do, doesn't Trump get recess appointments? Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 01:49 PM (7/YOc) Yeah - for about five months.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 26, 2018 08:56 AM (hLRSq)

210 He is a creative writer who only started political writing in 2015, covering the presidential campaign. This is a narrative, you guys. Also, has written under the pen name "Rowdy Yates." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Yates_Sexton

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 26, 2018 08:56 AM (W+vEI)

211 October 13th - GMU's Fall For The Book Festival, Fairfax, Virginia Oh goodie, just down the street. How much if I make him cry?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 26, 2018 08:57 AM (Bdeb0)

212 "The Trump Era" I kind of like the sound of that. It has a Romanesque feel; kind of grand, far reaching, and enduring.

Posted by: JTwig at July 26, 2018 08:58 AM (X2egF)

213 Lot of people felt roughly like he does under LBJ, and then we got Nixon, and everything seemed pretty hopeless.  Endless wars, EPA, car and gun restrictions as fast as they could think them up, surrender to China, on and on and there was no light at all at the end of the tunnel. Bad to worse.

It was 50 years ago, hun.  I got through it with less retching than you're doing, and frankly you bore me.  That's death in your business.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 26, 2018 08:58 AM (8ZmvG)

214 Do you know what it's called when Dana Perino puts on her underwear?


The Daily Briefing.

Posted by: johnd01 at July 26, 2018 09:01 AM (ukNFU)

215 In 2017, Sexton inspired a meme when he tweeted "I...worked on this story for a year...and ...he just ...tweeted it out." Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (W+vEI) --- Well, way... back in '17 I was an internet sensation.

Posted by: Sexton aged 80 at July 26, 2018 09:01 AM (suO/a)

216 206 Bronwen Dickey I dare any of you to Google that. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2018 01:54 PM (Boy/L) I'll pass on that. The only question in my mind is what color is her armpit hair. And I don't want to find out.

Posted by: George LeS at July 26, 2018 09:02 AM (59GGI)

217 one tragic aspect of these people is that they're crying into their lattes while things are going well for the country. If Hillary had been elected and the economy collapsed, they'd still be blaming Bush. And Putin, because he wanted Trump to win.
I suspect that every so often, Putin and his cronies take out the 'Reset' button and think, oh, how things could be different these days, if only...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 26, 2018 09:02 AM (UFyv9)

218 If they do, doesn't Trump get recess appointments? Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 01:49 PM (7/YOc) Yeah - for about five months. Posted by: Mikey NTH 1 month to cram the courts, 4 months to fundamentally transform America for the better.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 09:02 AM (7/YOc)

219 He is a creative writer who only started political writing in 2015, covering the presidential campaign. This is a narrative, you guys. Also, has written under the pen name "Rowdy Yates." Clint Eastwood oughta kick his ass.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 26, 2018 09:04 AM (7/YOc)

220 Remember, in Deliverance, there was that hard-as-nails old sheriff who told the guys, knowing full well they'd pulled some serious shit, "Don't evah come up heah no moah?"
That was Bronwen Dickey's daddy, fella what dedicated "The Bee" to the football coaches of Clemson, Poet Laureate of The United States, and by all accounts a mean drunk.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 26, 2018 09:05 AM (8ZmvG)

221 you just know that if Trump makes any recess appointments, the Dems will be all over CNN etc hollering for impeachment.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 26, 2018 09:05 AM (UFyv9)

222 Is he the guy who lost 300 pounds at the Subway?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 09:07 AM (k1TUh)

223 speaking of yates. I jumped to wiki, and number 14 on refernces sessions advising yates to disobey improper presidential orders (2017)

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 09:08 AM (dPd5y)

224 there's a new thread, by the way

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 26, 2018 09:09 AM (UFyv9)

225 also jared can't count, i'm sure others noticed that while I was busy

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 09:09 AM (dPd5y)

226 I never had a Facebook account, and I would like to pee on them from a stepladder. Having said that, buy some FB near the market close today, and I'm pretty sure you'll make a few % selling the bounce tomorrow. Unless war breaks out or an asteroid hits.

Posted by: gp at July 26, 2018 09:13 AM (mk9aG)

227 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ef7lhz Louie gohmert on meuller

Posted by: The demos and rinos of the deep state at July 26, 2018 09:14 AM (olLaZ)

228 Somebody should put this on the guy's timeline. Laughing. https://tinyurl.com/y8b5vfrz

Posted by: Toad-O at July 26, 2018 09:14 AM (cct0t)

229 This guy, prissy pussy--is the poster boy for beta male. His sperm count must be easy to count for a pre-K toddler.

Posted by: scotsfury at July 26, 2018 10:17 AM (fYzAj)

230 What are you, a fag? - Bill Burr

Posted by: FROMNJ at July 26, 2018 12:24 PM (sCjDS)

231 3 years?

Posted by: aelfheld at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (IxDhF)

232 BTW, the take on French's Time article in the sidebar is crap. It's not "cuck" at all.

Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2018 03:21 PM (zyoBo)

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