Ace of Spades HQ

October 31, 2008

Open Blogging Guidelines...
— Ace

I've actually put them into draft -- so they're only visible to those who have access to the system. They should sit atop the queue, as a draft, through November 30th.

I've kept them private because I don't want to have a public airing of criticisms and suggestions; I don't think that's fair.

But I would like it if every open blogger read them.

You can comment here, if you like, or note if you disagree, etc.

You can also email me of course with questions and the like.

Posted by: Ace at 02:06 PM | Comments (56)
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1 These new restrictions are bullshit! Fuck you, Ace! And what you said about Vinnie's mother is fucking disgusting. You owe him an apology.

Posted by: DMXRoid at October 31, 2008 02:10 PM (PHAYM)

2 Just wondering if you plan to have Comments Guidelines for us, the Great Unwashed.

For consistencies sake, ya' know.

Posted by: David in San Diego at October 31, 2008 02:13 PM (GF+6V)

3 Sorry, me no hablo english

Posted by: Michelle's American White Racist at October 31, 2008 02:14 PM (NLtVk)

4 Fucking Rethuglican Capitalist Bastard!!

Guidelines for the upper 1%!! What about the rest of us?

Posted by: rls at October 31, 2008 02:15 PM (k4h7p)

5 Heh - they were up. I copied and pasted before they disappeared. Now, i'm going to go read all the criticism that were not supposed to be aired.

Posted by: Editor at October 31, 2008 02:16 PM (GTpOW)

6 I have a suggestion:

More "accidental" lesbian pron links.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2008 02:17 PM (Ds4I5)

7 I'll get right on that... oh yeah this has nothing to do with me... isn't this a in house memo kinda thing... don't tease me bitch!

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at October 31, 2008 02:17 PM (4Qspj)

I object!

Oh, wait. What?

Posted by: James OK at October 31, 2008 02:18 PM (/qqDa)

9 Yesterday had a very high risk of accidental busty pron.

I was sick and tired and depressed and went to an old friend for support.

Fortunately, all the links turned out right.

David,

Just be fabulous, baby.

Posted by: ace at October 31, 2008 02:21 PM (1WR4H)

10 Can I be an AoS blogger?

I'm totally serious.

Posted by: joe the plumber at October 31, 2008 02:22 PM (6/ufm)

Good stuff. I disagree with none of what you wrote. I know my limits!

Posted by: TomM. at October 31, 2008 02:24 PM (dr1s2)

12 Summary for those who missed it:

More pron. Porn, porn, porn, porn. Porn is King. First, bring the professionally shot porn to get them comfortable with you, and then post the amateur self filmed porn.

That's pretty much what I got out of it.

Posted by: Editor at October 31, 2008 02:33 PM (GTpOW)

I know! Im with joe. I wanna comment too, but being a busy workaholic, clingy, racist I am doesn't give me much time. Plus hobo hunting, you know how much time that cuts into my value-right-vodka time? HUH? Huuuuuuh?

Sheesh. This is not helping michelles kid.

Posted by: sithson at October 31, 2008 02:33 PM (K1+tY)

14 What in the wide, wide, world of sports is a goin on here?

Posted by: wildnvwoman at October 31, 2008 02:42 PM (SXHbo)

"More pron. Porn, porn, porn, porn. Porn is King."

I was going to ask for more "Palin playing with weapons" posts, but I see you've got me covered.

Posted by: Rick at October 31, 2008 02:42 PM (1Erb0)

No thanks.

I've seen your methods.

Posted by: jdub at October 31, 2008 02:54 PM (26Osw)

17 Yesterday had a very high risk of accidental busty pron.

I was sick and tired and depressed and went to an old friend for support.

Miss Rosie Palm?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 31, 2008 03:01 PM (bMJ2V)

18 Vinnie's honor is being challenged?! Disgraceful!!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 31, 2008 03:06 PM (wba6w)

19 >>Just wondering if you plan to have Comments Guidelines for us, the Great Unwashed.

David,

I have seen Ace riled up about only one thing: racism. It is not tolerated here, even if it is in the form of cutesy jokes. And there is a contingent of TrollBusters watching, and will not hesitate to bust up the offender before Ace even shows up.

Apart from that, everything is cool.

Oh, and don't start talking smack about Suzanne Senna or Megyn Kelly. Jack M and Drew M will can your ass before you can say boo.

Posted by: Tushar at October 31, 2008 03:23 PM (PTWes)

20 I'm not good enough to open-blog here, but where's the guidlines for us Moron commenters?

Posted by: steveegg at October 31, 2008 03:23 PM (LvEFt)

21 stegeegg, read Ace's comment #9

Posted by: Tushar at October 31, 2008 03:24 PM (PTWes)

Oh, and don't start talking smack about Suzanne Senna or Megyn Kelly. Jack M and Drew M will can your ass before you can say boo.

I can live with that, though there is but one 'n' in Sena. Paging Jack M.

Posted by: steveegg at October 31, 2008 03:25 PM (LvEFt)

stegeegg, read Ace's comment #9

Read, though I have no idea how to be fabulous (or a baby for that matter since it was so long ago). I'll just have to be my snarkastic self.

Posted by: steveegg at October 31, 2008 03:26 PM (LvEFt)

24 Tushar,

You mean I can't make any comments regarding a fantasy involving Suzanne and Megyn in loose fitting bikinis while wrestling in a large inflatable wading pool partially filled with warm Wesson oil?

Anybody planning on heading for their bunk?

Posted by: David in San Diego at October 31, 2008 03:35 PM (GF+6V)

25 Only if you invite Jack M. and Drew M to the party, David.

Posted by: steveegg at October 31, 2008 03:44 PM (LvEFt)

26 *looks up suddenly, with a mouthful of cat shit*

Hunh?

*spit*

There's rules???

Posted by: lauraw at October 31, 2008 03:59 PM (DbybK)

27 There's rules???

Apparently but it doesn't seem like any of them deal with spelling, so that's good.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 31, 2008 04:10 PM (hlYel)

28 I can haz rulz?

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at October 31, 2008 04:11 PM (F1b/5)

29 I dont give a fuck about the guidelines... what I wanna know is what happens to the ads on the left (with the chicks with nice tits) when I go to the comment thingy... what are you, some kind of dickless loon? Get em up or I'll find another right wing site with good ads.

Posted by: MikeC at October 31, 2008 04:15 PM (XWJh5)

30 There's rules???

Hells yes there's Rules. Rule 3 is why Malor figured out a way to bypass open-blogdem and get a regular gig, because he never would have made it otherwise. (I keed -- it's Halloween and a Friday night, so I feel a little inflammatory. Sort of like Drew's testicles about 2 weeks after a little thing he likes to call "Castro street Hijinx." Oops. I did it again.)

3rd RULE: If someone says stop, goes limp, or taps out, the open blog is over.

Posted by: krakatoa at October 31, 2008 04:22 PM (7J6Hw)

31 Ace,

You need to have a schedule for "accidental" pron - something like this:

1st Wednesday of the month - girl on girl pron
2nd Tuesday of the month - girls with toys pron
Any day that ends with the letter "y" - big booby girl pron

Using statistical extrapolation and quantum mechanics, your numbers should increase by a factor of 2.7 during the first week, with continued increasing visits of a factor of 1.7 afterward

Visits to the bunk should also increase by a factor of 27 for male visitors to your site...

Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at October 31, 2008 04:23 PM (VYEVW)

32 26 *looks up suddenly, with a mouthful of cat shit*

Hunh?

*spit*

There's rules???

And we have a winner! Kudos, LauraW!!! Best post evah!

Posted by: CB at October 31, 2008 04:53 PM (9Wv2j)

33 Ace didn't say anything about my mother.

Posted by: Vinnie at October 31, 2008 05:14 PM (idf83)

34 Hey, how do I get to be an AoS blogger? Can you email me something?

Posted by: Sean Gleeson at October 31, 2008 05:46 PM (1mzA4)

35 Hey, how do I get to be an AoS blogger? Can you email me something?

You could start by plying the co-bloggers with money, booze and women. I'm not saying it'll work but it's worth a shot.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 31, 2008 06:20 PM (hlYel)

36 "#456 - Do not refer to guy's junk as 'the pickle and olives platter.' It stems from a bad experience in college."

Posted by: adamthemad at October 31, 2008 06:33 PM (aVVGO)

37 Adam,

I personally like the term "Big Jim and the twins" - courtesy of Tim Allen

Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at October 31, 2008 06:41 PM (VYEVW)

38 Oh - the twins are named "Ping" and "Pong"

Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at October 31, 2008 06:42 PM (VYEVW)

39 "#393 - DO NOT mess with Christoph's comments! That's actually me practicing my moby skills and my Canadian accent."

Posted by: adamthemad at October 31, 2008 06:44 PM (aVVGO)

40 For the record, I only agree he's won people over in the sense that every village needs its (pedantic, obsessive-compulsive) idiot.

Posted by: someone at October 31, 2008 07:12 PM (zHoxL)

41 You could start by plying the co-bloggers with money, booze and women. I'm not saying it'll work but it's worth a shot. Sure thing! I'll just need your Paypal login, and I'll transfer US$3.00, plus an ounce of El Presidente, to your account. Expect the women around noon. Meanwhile, I emailed Ace, too, just to coverall the bases.

Posted by: Sean Gleeson at October 31, 2008 07:16 PM (1mzA4)

42 US$3.00, plus an ounce of El Presidente, to your account. Expect the women around noon.

SCORE!

And remember....I said women. Not Thai-trannies. That's Ace's thing. Just Ace's thing.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 31, 2008 07:27 PM (hlYel)

43 Open Blog folks:

Now that you can post in the sidebar, could you avoid bumping the entry (or entries, but for now there's just one) that's supposed to be sticky?

Posted by: someone at October 31, 2008 08:29 PM (zHoxL)

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Posted by: adamthemad at November 01, 2008 03:09 AM (aVVGO)

45 someone, it does that itself by having a future "create" date set. I just reset it to Nov 30 (it was 10/31).

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