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October 14, 2008

Official Ace of Spades HQ Endorsement: Barack Obama for President
— Ace

He seems like a really awesome guy, a rara avis, which is I think a precious Latin way to say "rare bird." As a fellow erudite, on the ball fellow, I endorse him, because really, he's awesome and all like I said earlier, and also Sarah Palin is not nearly as qualified as lifelong dullard Joe Biden ("lifelong dullard" is a Latinate phase meaning "crafty statesman") and furthermore I am worried that Sarah Palin will continue faking pregnancies if she becomes President, like if there's a major foreign crisis, Bam!, out comes the fat suit, and she tries to tell people to go away because her water's breaking as she hides beneath the Resolute Desk.

And incidentally-- who's funding those fat suits, anyway?

In addition, I think it is despicably, unforgivably racist to attempt to "link" someone to their close associates, mentors, and political allies. And pastors.

And wives.

And their stated policies, for that matter. And their clearly announced, videotaped statements.

What, did I just wake up in the Jim Crow south? It's a high-tech lynching, for goodness sakes.

So here is my official endorsement.

Incidentally, and this is utterly unrelated and I don't know why I think to mention it now, but I have a really good screenplay, could easily gross $300 million, and so I'm just mentioning that even in this post, you know, for shits and giggles, but in case anyone connected with the industry is reading, hey, give me a call, let's do lunch and get into bed and all those cliches from the eighties.

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1 Palin: Birthin' babies and nukin' commies!

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 14, 2008 02:07 PM (ddGv/)

2 I am outraged, outraged, I say. I didn't know that you knew Latin.

Posted by: Judd at October 14, 2008 02:09 PM (BXHeE)

3 Chris Buckley and Kathleen Parker approve.

Posted by: eddiebear at October 14, 2008 02:09 PM (maXix)

4 Hopefully you have drafted the re-make of Welcome Back Kotter, I am sure Ben Stiller would be interested to star and probably direct.

Posted by: DM! at October 14, 2008 02:10 PM (lEsm1)

5 So...
how long before Ace gets on Hardball, or at least a second interview with the Frenchies?

Posted by: eddiebear at October 14, 2008 02:10 PM (maXix)

6 I'd like to cancel my subscription.

Posted by: Joanie at October 14, 2008 02:10 PM (Yyy1m)

7 He seems like a really awesome guy, a rara avis, which is I think a precious Latin way to say "rare bird." Ace, noooooooo! Rara Avis is Latin for gives good head. Step back from the sucker of cock!

Posted by: dave at October 14, 2008 02:10 PM (UV/9g)

8 Give me a call, I'll be sure to plug your books and media appearances.

Posted by: K-Lo at October 14, 2008 02:11 PM (8/0ME)

9 So, how many hobos did Obambi promise you for this endorsement?

Posted by: eddiebear at October 14, 2008 02:11 PM (maXix)

10 Barack O'Bambi has nothing on the other candidate, Jeff Dunhams puppet the cynical geezer Walter. "I don't give a damn"

Posted by: Fish at October 14, 2008 02:11 PM (6Rihj)

11 The Stalinists approve.

Posted by: The Obvious at October 14, 2008 02:11 PM (1g+FW)

12 So... how long before Ace gets on Hardball, or at least a second interview with the Frenchies? The Frenchies liked Ace. Ooo-la-la!

Posted by: dave at October 14, 2008 02:11 PM (UV/9g)

13 I support Barack Obama, too.

Hail to The One. Long live Obama.

And I want to know exactly what McCain was doing in Viet Nam for 5 years.

Posted by: Bart at October 14, 2008 02:12 PM (sF2fI)

14 Who's your daddy, Ace?

Posted by: CB at October 14, 2008 02:12 PM (9Wv2j)

15 wow and I got flamed last night for drifting from official 'mccain is gonna pull this out' orthodoxy

Posted by: Jones/CO at October 14, 2008 02:13 PM (KOkrW)

16 I just know this, five more residents of Calvary Cemetery in North St. Louis just put up Obama signs on their grave plots because of this endorsement.

Posted by: eddiebear at October 14, 2008 02:13 PM (maXix)

17 Ooo, a guest post by John McCain.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 14, 2008 02:13 PM (PDeVA)

18 Let's have cocktails and I'll show you my old lady boobs.

Posted by: Peggy Noonan at October 14, 2008 02:13 PM (8/0ME)

19 But this doesn't answer who Trig's mother is.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 14, 2008 02:14 PM (maXix)

20 Now here comes the crazy blog money...

Posted by: brak at October 14, 2008 02:14 PM (v1YUJ)

21 Finally, you have come out of the closet, left the dark side, and have embraced the Messiah. All good comes to those who bow to The One. You will be blessed.

Posted by: codekeyguy at October 14, 2008 02:14 PM (+WuRB)

22 welcome my young apprentice.....

Posted by: Obama at October 14, 2008 02:14 PM (LJnG/)

23 Did you at least get a lifetime exemption from the fairness doctrine?

Posted by: don_erico Knight of the Codpiece at October 14, 2008 02:15 PM (sDDDA)

24 Daddy, why have you abandoned me?

Posted by: Jonathan Buckley at October 14, 2008 02:15 PM (Rn2+D)

25 This should sew up the Nobel Prize buggery and skullfuckery.

Posted by: alycan at October 14, 2008 02:15 PM (Il2Ep)

26 My God, I can almost hear the trolls massing at the border......

Posted by: East Bay Patriot at October 14, 2008 02:16 PM (h/5U0)

Yeah, I too have been considering going over to the left. Why? Mainly for the chicks and the money, plus it's just a whole lot easier. And to be honest I'm kind of lazy and like being popular. Plus I still get to hate so that's good.

Posted by: M�tenloch at October 14, 2008 02:16 PM (O8Quh)

28 Oooooh. Lots of party invites coming your way!

Posted by: SueM at October 14, 2008 02:16 PM (+YQ/B)

29 Every Barack Obama endorsement comes with a gift wrapped package of KY Jelly for your enjoyment.

Posted by: Fish at October 14, 2008 02:16 PM (6Rihj)

Ace, man, I love you, man. You've literally moved me to tears with your defence of Senator President Obama. Fuck it. I'm on my way to Buffalo to look for an ACORN office so I can vote for The One, too. Vote several times, I mean. BTW, can I get coffees for you when CNN starts putting you on as a "conservative voice"?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2008 02:17 PM (oA5PA)

31 Obambi promised the Ewok whore that Cake-poppin Valkyrie stripper with the ta-tas that expressed Val-U-Rite. And a sit-down with Spielberg's half-brother's 2nd cousin's roomate's assistant.

Posted by: Iblis at October 14, 2008 02:17 PM (9221z)

32 But, you forgot the obligatory shot at that flyover state hick Palin that accompanies these media conservative conversion stories.

Posted by: brak at October 14, 2008 02:18 PM (v1YUJ)

33 Shane, come back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: eddiebear at October 14, 2008 02:18 PM (maXix)

34 You gotta show me how you do that voodoo that you do so well.

Posted by: Judas Iscariot at October 14, 2008 02:19 PM (Am6n/)

35 So, will you now become a columnist at the NYT?

Posted by: eddiebear at October 14, 2008 02:20 PM (maXix)

like who wouldn't want a cool radical dude for prez.....cool ---he befriended bombers.....love to invite them ova for some drinks........

we could have kamakazis....cherry bomb martinis,.....oh don't forget the molotov COCKtails...!!......special shot to the lawn....woohoo !

((((I didn't realize how fun it was to talk like a rich commie liberal......))))

Posted by: nygal at October 14, 2008 02:20 PM (M5o7m)

37 It would appear that some posters get purple veined high hard ones when talking about Obama. What's up with that?

Posted by: Fish at October 14, 2008 02:20 PM (6Rihj)

38 Allah is gonna be soooo jealous you beat him to the endorsement, Ace.

Posted by: Iblis at October 14, 2008 02:20 PM (9221z)

Hail to The One. Long live Obama.
All praise the Obama. [bows three times] Praise the One, Bart.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2008 02:20 PM (oA5PA)

40 Excellent. Now... let me tell you about the initiation ritual. Are you comfortable on your stomach?

Posted by: David Brock at October 14, 2008 02:20 PM (8/0ME)

41 So, you free for Hardball tomorrow? Have your people get in touch with my people. Maybe we can make out after... I mean, jerk off to Obama pictures.. I mean, handshake! Ya, thats it!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 14, 2008 02:21 PM (mzfP0)

Damn! I was just getting ready to endorse O myself, but if I did right now , I'd look like one of those bandwagon jumpers I always bitch about. Guess I'll have to bite my tongue and stick w/ Palin.

Posted by: innominatus at October 14, 2008 02:21 PM (BfGcv)

43 Why does Ace want to have lunch in bed? I'd rather have sex. But not with Ace. With that awesome open faced sandwich I'm pretty sure he ordered.

Posted by: Jack M. at October 14, 2008 02:21 PM (eOEgY)

44 Be honest Ace, the real reason is you wanted to meet Chris Mathews

Posted by: don_erico Knight of the Codpiece at October 14, 2008 02:22 PM (sDDDA)

45 This endorsement so shocked Andi Sullivan, he turned straight.

Posted by: eddiebear at October 14, 2008 02:23 PM (maXix)

46 This endorsement so shocked Barney Fwank, he turned another trick.

Posted by: Fish at October 14, 2008 02:24 PM (6Rihj)

47 43:
ewww....At least take a bite of the sandwich first.

And sex in bed? Who knew?

Posted by: eddiebear at October 14, 2008 02:24 PM (maXix)

48 have any of you just seen the CBS/new York times poll that gives The One a 14 point lead?? I just don't understand how he can be that much ahead of McCain when zogby is placing him 6 points ahead and rasmussen has him 5 points ahead of mcccain. I just can't deal.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 14, 2008 02:25 PM (r0ckS)

49 Great, how about we hit the Mansion and celebrate?

Just promise not to rest your drink on my head.

Posted by: Bill Maher at October 14, 2008 02:25 PM (8/0ME)

50 I question the timing of this announcement.

Posted by: Macy at October 14, 2008 02:25 PM (mjJic)

51 The NYT poll was unregistered unlikely voters.

Posted by: Fish at October 14, 2008 02:26 PM (6Rihj)

52 You always seemed like one of the good ones, Ace. Do you play squash? I can probably sneak you into my club if you dress like a waiter and act, you know, Mexicany.

Posted by: David Brooks at October 14, 2008 02:27 PM (8/0ME)

I would fuckin die if Ann Coulter would endorse the big O and you know Matthews would be the first to have her on. Imagine that:

Chris: So Ann you finally see the light?

Ann: Are you fucking kidding me you douche of the night? I just wanted to see what it took to make you look like moron. <no offense to morons out there>

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at October 14, 2008 02:29 PM (Ec8wQ)

I too would like to take this opportunity to endorse Barack Obama for President. McCain is old and prone to stubborness, demonstrated by his unwillingness to denounce Bush and the illegal Iraq War.

Obama, by contrast, has changed virtually all of his positions in the past two years, thereby demonstrating a willingness to adapt without being a slave to his own ideology. I sincerely believe that he'll use his intellect and willingness to reconsider recently held positions to cut taxes on the middle class, help the economy, deliver the downtrodden from poverty and bring hope to this country.

I'm sorry, there's not enough space to fully express my opinion on this matter. If there are any attractive ladies in the Minneapolis area between the ages of 18-30, C-cup or larger and possessing loose morals who'd like to discuss this further, contact me for directions to my basement motel.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 14, 2008 02:29 PM (plsiE)

All right people I need some advice.

My brother is a hard left nutjob. He wasn't always like this- but about 5 years ago he met and married a hard left nutjob, which pretty much made him a hard left nutjob too. I won't go on and on but trust me- his conversion was so stark, it's straight out of Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.

Needless to say, they're totally in the tank- W let 9/11 happen, war for oil, 'selected not elected'- you know the drill.

But I never thought he'd be so in the tank for such a zero as Obama. I thought my brother cared about America just enough to know that Obama will be a disaster, and to either vote for McCain, or if he couldn't do that, then at least not vote for Obama. I never thought my brother would vote for this. But he will.

I never go to their house because of her, but now, I don't even want to be around them anywhere. I want to be done with them. They're almost dead to me now because of their infatuation for Obama. I don't know what to do.

Posted by: Jones/CO at October 14, 2008 02:30 PM (KOkrW)

56 If I want to tell all my liberal Facebook friends that even a staunch conservative such as yourself has seen the light, can I illustrate my post with a flaming skull or something else suitably impressive? No. The only graphical option you leave me is the Amazon button, "Hi. I have no life. Please give me your money." Such an important message to communicate and I must be use something so painfully autobiographical. Shame on you, sir. And shame on the ACORN office in Indianapolis which still hasn't paid me after I did such fine work.

Posted by: Elliott at October 14, 2008 02:33 PM (paFpY)

57 I'm am no longer concerned.

Posted by: Astroturfer at October 14, 2008 02:34 PM (Am6n/)

58 Juan McClane is gonna whip who's "you know what"? Sorry must go conference call with Jesse J. and Al "slim shady" Sharpton.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Odrama at October 14, 2008 02:34 PM (NFNQx)

J O I N U S. YOU'LL NEVER BE LONELY AGAIN. IT'S ALWAYS AWESOME WITH US.

Posted by: The Left at October 14, 2008 02:35 PM (O8Quh)

Silly Ace... Any student of dead languages could tell you Barach Hussein Obama translates to bagus excrementus magnus in Latin

Sincerely,

Fr. Guido Sarducci

Posted by: Latin Scholar at October 14, 2008 02:35 PM (ZFUFj)

61 "Yeah, I too have been considering going over to the left. Why? Mainly for the chicks and the money,.."

umhhh.....have you looked at the NOW roster lately?

Posted by: don_erico Knight of the Codpiece at October 14, 2008 02:36 PM (sDDDA)

Jones/CO

A dramatic conversion such as described by you can be explained medically. Your brother is not sociopathic or suffering from dementia, he simply has a teenage fixation on pussy. It's all about the pussy. Nothing more and nothing less. There is no cure for beaver fixation, but you may want to mention that it's not made of gold, and amazingly, every woman and Barney Frank has one.

Posted by: Fish at October 14, 2008 02:37 PM (6Rihj)

63 You lose.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at October 14, 2008 02:38 PM (LJnG/)

64 Ace's endorsement is awesome! He has never endorsed a winning candidate! This means McCain has it in the bag for sure! AWESOME!

Posted by: Awesome Happy Fun Guy! at October 14, 2008 02:40 PM (eOEgY)

65 I guess you will start posting the polls again then?

Posted by: don_erico Knight of the Codpiece at October 14, 2008 02:41 PM (sDDDA)

66 #54
and possessing loose morals sturdy ankles and sensible shoes who'd like to discuss this ...
Fixed at no cost.

Posted by: lotocoti at October 14, 2008 02:41 PM (TYlAH)

67 yeah but Fish he's 52 and on his 3rd marriage. i think that may have something to do with it.

Posted by: Jones/CO at October 14, 2008 02:42 PM (KOkrW)

68 Should I get a Danish for Mr. Olbermann, too, Mr. Ace?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2008 02:43 PM (oA5PA)

69 Your brother is not sociopathic or suffering from dementia, he simply has a teenage fixation on pussy.

So what's Ace's excuse???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2008 02:46 PM (Ds4I5)

70 Best thread of the day in the entire blogosphere, evah. Best comments in the entire blogosphere following the thread, evah.

Posted by: kimberly at October 14, 2008 02:48 PM (Rpam5)

You confirmed the obvious. On a 3rd marriage, most men would agree to anything, eat a mountain of excrement sandwiches, speak ill of their mother, and perform an unnatural act simply to retain the pussy. Once that pussy flees the nest, it requires the male to begin the hunt again, and in your brother's case, 4 times ain't a charm. Kick him to the curb until he regains his sanity.

PS - My brother's boy, 42 years old, was gifted 5 years at the University of Texas by the family, and he recently announced his intention of voting for O'Bambi. He has no idea what lies ahead, but the internal memo states he is no longer in the inheritance model. He will find out only upon our passing. What a jerkoff.

Posted by: Fish at October 14, 2008 02:49 PM (6Rihj)

61 "Yeah, I too have been considering going over to the left. Why? Mainly for the chicks and the money,.."

umhhh.....have you looked at the NOW roster lately?

No, but this is what I'm going for. (NSFW).

Posted by: M�tenloch at October 14, 2008 02:49 PM (O8Quh)

73 >My brother is a hard left nutjob. He wasn't always like this-
>but about 5 years ago he met and married a hard left
>nutjob, which pretty much made him a hard left nutjob too.

Story of my life, except she didn't force him to convert until this election season and they're not Truthers, just O-worshippers (actually she likes Biden even better. I'm serious). And I do still get along with both of them in non-political contexts.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2008 02:51 PM (pg/HS)

74 Hey Fish, Can I have that guy's spot in your families inheritance model? Because outside of my occasional place on this blog, and the unqualified love of commenter Joanie, I have nothing else going for me. So it would be a kinda big deal. I promise not to have you bumped off early and everything too!!!!

Posted by: Jack M. at October 14, 2008 02:53 PM (eOEgY)

75 I only have one Democrat in my family, a cousin. She was brainwashed when she moved to NJ. Well, a couple of weeks ago, I found out she is a PUMA. She's back on the Christmas card list.

Posted by: kimberly at October 14, 2008 02:54 PM (Rpam5)

76 Have any of you just seen the CBS/new York times poll that gives The One a 14 point lead?? I just don't understand how he can be that much ahead of McCain when zogby is placing him 6 points ahead and rasmussen has him 5 points ahead of mcccain. I just can't deal.

CBS/NYT subcontracted the poll to ACORN.

Posted by: David in San Diego at October 14, 2008 02:56 PM (TPWTR)

Jack,

You are indeed kind hearted and I warmly and openly accept your belief in our family model. However, due to circumstances entirely within my control, would you please go fuck yourself.

Best Regards,

Fish

Posted by: Fish at October 14, 2008 02:56 PM (6Rihj)

78 Fork salute! Dig it!

~|||~

Posted by: Bernardine Dohrn at October 14, 2008 02:56 PM (s4mrA)

79 Do you want the money in dollars or euros?

Posted by: George Soros at October 14, 2008 02:57 PM (8/0ME)

80 It's uhh, about time, Ace. Now, everybody get in line...that's good..uuhhh...now I uhhh, want y'all to turn around, that's right, um, uhhh, all of you, and give all your uhhh, um, money, to the guy behind you. That's how it works, see? God Bless America! Michelle is so, um, proud!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 14, 2008 02:57 PM (xbz5X)

81 Ron Paul feels betrayed by you, Ace.

Posted by: Fernandozer at October 14, 2008 02:59 PM (MYHBn)

82 It seems that cooler heads are beginning to prevail. Perhaps this will make McCain reconsider biting the heads off of Democratic children onstage.

Posted by: David Gergen at October 14, 2008 03:02 PM (8/0ME)

Dear Jones/CO,

Obviously, your brother has fallen victim to what psychiatric journals call "Leftist Voodoo Poonanny Syndrome" or LVPS. LVPS is transmitted by exposure to vaginal secretions of alien female life forms sent from Planet Berkely in the late 1960's.

While LVPS is rarely fatal, it can result in reduced productivity, hostility toward moderate or right-leaning friends and family, and prolonged periods of self-loathing. In extreme cases, LVPS patients have been observed defecating in their hands and throwing it at those with whom they disagree.

Most LVPS sufferers will not seek treatment, since they think they couldn't possibly be wrong, about anything. Your only recourse is to perform a full-blown intervention. You will have to recruit some non-infected friends and a stripper. With their help, abduct your brother. He will need to be restrained, of course. You will then have to administer appx. 750ml of Valu-Rite brand vodka. This should be consumed out of the stripper's vagina.

After the dosage is complete, release your brother from his restraints. He will begin to vomit. Avoid contact with this secretion. It is highly toxic. Help your brother get on the street and locate the nearest vagrant. Assist your brother in beating the vagrant until he is dead. As the vagrant's soul leaves his body, the LVPS virus will be expelled from his body in what may appear to be a rather violent ejaculation.

Administer Alka Seltzer and appx 1 liter of water. Allow your brother to rest for at least 12 hours. He will wake up refreshed and free of the LVPS infection.

Posted by: Dr. C. Everett Cunt at October 14, 2008 03:02 PM (ZFUFj)

84 I couldn't find the jasmine-scented KY for Mr. Sullivan, Mr. Ace, but I did find the fresh nutmeg you requested.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2008 03:03 PM (oA5PA)

85 Great news, Ace. From now on my anus is your anus.

Posted by: Anne Marie Cox at October 14, 2008 03:07 PM (Ulsfn)

86 Jones/Co:
Firstly, you'll need a small bore pistol, or long thin knife. Concentrate above the neck and behind the ear, either one. Get a tarp, some lime and a lovely spot in the country under a tree that sheds alot of leaves or needles. Make your hole big enough for two. Two pod people.
Be careful, when you stab those pods they scream like hell...more of 'em will just show up and then you're screwed. You can only do so many body snatchers in at one time.
Watch out for Donald Sutherland, as he was one of these pod-people in a movie and liked it so much he stayed that way. Now , twenty years later every damn thing in Hollyweird is full of these pod people. Madonna, Alec Baldwin, even Richie Cunningham from Happy Days, though the pod-copy doesn't have any hair.
Anyway, do your pod-people family in, then get out of town quick...the bastards are relentless and when they die they stink like wilted lettuce.
Anyway, thought you should know what to do with pod-people. My brother married one but I love 'em too much to snuff 'em like that, so I just go over wearing my Reagan was Right Tee short and she runs away like Dracula in a garlic shop. My brother hasn't gone all the way over to the Dark Side but he's close to paduwan liberal status.
I worry about him. What can you do?

Good luck,guy. Liberalized pod people are tougher that shit-stained underwear to get rid of.

Posted by: johnjacobjingleheimersmith and wesson at October 14, 2008 03:10 PM (S9ltv)

87 Ace, great site! How would you like to join our little family?

Okay, catchy one word title, umm... I got it! The Moroner.

You get to make up any job title you want and I'll pay you 20 ironic t-shirts a month.

Do we have a deal?

Posted by: Nick Denton at October 14, 2008 03:12 PM (8/0ME)

88 As a conservative Christian who voted for George W. Bush (twice) and lifelong Republican, I'm glad Ace has finally come to see the world in a just and sustainable way.

Posted by: loren heal at October 14, 2008 03:24 PM (s9Ak0)

89 I'm not sure I'm buying this. Why didn't you say something catty about Palin's choice in shoes?

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at October 14, 2008 03:26 PM (8/0ME)

90 My brother is a hard left nutjob.

For what it's worth; just excise any discussion of politics with him & spouse. It's not really worth it to argue with family. Even if you somehow 'bested' him in an argument, what have you won? Nothing. What do you lose if you avoid politics with him. Again, nothing.

Family can't be replaced. Just stick to the things you have in common. If he insists, just calmly let him know that you value your relationship over politics. If he don't understand that, well, it's a great opportunity to be the better person.

Posted by: adamthemad at October 14, 2008 03:29 PM (kIjlp)

thanks adam

Posted by: Jones/CO at October 14, 2008 03:43 PM (KOkrW)

92 Ace. Forgive the lack of smarmy political correctness but, in some traditions ''rare bird'' is a polite way of saying ''queer as a 3 dollar bill''. Hope that doesn't screw the pooch on your grasping sell-out to H-wood pipe dreams. You Ho. ~~~~RE: I need some advice.~~~ This happened during the Middle Ages. It was called Ye Olde Black Plague, transferred by Rats. It causeth thee to lose thy relatives and life-long friends. Thou canst do nothing but save thyself!!!!! Anyone who puts whackadoodle political ideology before family and friendship is losing brain cells and vital hormones by the quart, and will become a bat-shit crazy vampyre in no time. Don't goeth there.

Posted by: nonsequiturd at October 14, 2008 03:46 PM (iot9F)

93 Great. Thanks to the endosement of Ace, the Obamessiah is now up by 14. Time to go to Cabellas for more ammo. The end is near.

Posted by: Espkc at October 14, 2008 03:56 PM (ZFUFj)

Jones/CO

Apparently your brothers wife has clipped his nads and sold them off for stem cell research.

Damn shame.

Posted by: Ronster at October 14, 2008 03:58 PM (+drri)

95 Where's Diderot's Dog? I confess that I miss his nonsensical posts. I recall with some fondness a post in which he confessed his love of prison rape. Often have I laughed at this post. Of course, it's mostly on the days when I have a glass of laudanum with lunch.

Posted by: jaleach at October 14, 2008 04:02 PM (gHrZU)

96 I haven't felt this betrayed since the time when Mr. Drummond bought Arnold a spot on the Pee Wee league football team.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2008 04:12 PM (UU4Hu)

97 Now that you've completed your assignment, you have permission to attend one of my cocktail parties.

Posted by: Tina Brown at October 14, 2008 04:27 PM (MsWP4)

98 Hmmmm.

@ Ace

Hey man I could use a taste of some of that dough. In fact I've got a killer idea for a TV show.

It's about a guy who has a seriously cool black man for a President and who is surrounded by all these crazy-ass killer white people, all of whom are trying to subvert America, kill the great black President and stick their dicks in some apple pie, and the guy has only -24 hours- to save the world!

I'm calling it "Just about one fucking day".

Killer man! It'll make millions!

Posted by: memomachine at October 14, 2008 04:38 PM (f4Zt4)

99 I can register you to vote now....twice!

Posted by: Scott Levenson at October 14, 2008 04:39 PM (Am6n/)

100 Funny thing though, to be a "Conservative" who could endorse The One you have to convince yourself that he really doesn't mean what he says, he's just playing his Hard Left supporters.

Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 14, 2008 04:40 PM (kTFE5)

101 Hmmmm.

"Funny thing though, to be a "Conservative" who could endorse The One you have to convince yourself that he really doesn't mean what he says, he's just playing his Hard Left supporters."

Which is even funnier if you remember that his hard left supporters are continuing to support Obama as he shifts to the center because they believe it is an act and that his real policies are all ultra hard left.

So someone is going to look like a real asshole come January 21, 2009 if Obama wins. And something tells me it's going to be Mr. Buckley here.

Posted by: memomachine at October 14, 2008 04:52 PM (f4Zt4)

102 Waaaay late to the conversation, but the Parker clip was revolting. How dare she carp on about Palin's lack of substance and qualifications and then riff on her shoes and hair? She just showed her substance and it was junior high bitch girl.

On Buckley, I'm not ready to buy it. He's a libertarian and there are many who refuse to vote for McCain because he will destroy any attempt to drag the country toward sanity by his actions if elected President. Not to put to fine a point on it, but just like Bush. So as I understand the thinking, and I was certainly there before Palin, let the country see naked socialism in it's glory and not have these fake Republicans damage the brand any longer. IF that is what he thinks, I'm down with that and do not forget he's a humor guy for the most part. Some of the things he said seem like parody. Perhaps there is a reason.

And Buckley was right when he said the Republicans had left him. They left me too. I'm not worried about the dems, guys, I'm worried about the Republicans who, like McCain, are the me too, but slower version of the Democractic Party.

That brand kept us in the wilderness for years until Reagan and it will take us right back there to minority status. Mock Buckley all you want, but for those of us with principled conservative or libertarian values, McCain is a joke and he will damage our ability to make gains BECAUSE he will be connected to us in the media while having very few of our policy proscriptions or ideals.

Yes, I know the O is a nightmare and I'm voting for McCain. But seriously, can you not see that running with this leaves us in great peril as conservatives? We lose either way, but if we don't have something to run on in 2010, it might be all over but the crying. If the terrorists and socialism don't kill us, the bipartisanship will just kill us more slowly.

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Of course, since I'm always so late in the comments, no one will read any of this or care, but I just thought I'd take it back in case someone is bored. Not specifically someone, but generally someone.

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