October 09, 2009

Obama = X/Nobel Prize = Y Thread
— Ace

The funniest day I can remember in the last year -- actually, it was last year -- here on the site was during a McCain/Obama debate, when we started doing this joke:

Obama = Paul Reiser

McCain = Facehugger in closet

or

Obama = Poacher #3's face

McCain = Chuck Norris' foot

or even... well, I'll save Warden's joke for the comments, because, uh, I don't want it on the main page. Biggest laugh I've had in a while.

Anyway, it being my theory that today is a major setback for Obama, thought I'd try to revive that meme again.

Feel free to trot out old jokes. I don't remember many of them anyway.

Posted by: Ace at 12:45 PM | Comments (1492)
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1 snag

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 12:46 PM (IDvmq)

2 Obama = Blue Dress

Nobel Prize = Clinton Spooge

Posted by: nickless, sure its been done at October 09, 2009 12:46 PM (MMC8r)

3 Here's Warden's joke, modified for this situation: Nobel Prize = "I Won't Come in Your Mouth" Obama = Your Mouth

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 12:47 PM (jlvw3)

4 OK, give it up with the warden joke!

Posted by: mbruce at October 09, 2009 12:47 PM (sYUC7)

5 Where's warden's joke?

Posted by: moron # 786543 at October 09, 2009 12:47 PM (p1s9n)

6 Obama = Fonzi

Nobel Prize = Jumping the shark

Posted by: 18-1 at October 09, 2009 12:48 PM (7BU4a)

7 Obama equals a friend on a relaxing hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

The Nobel Peace Prize equals Dick Cheney's trigger finger.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 12:49 PM (cxGtL)

8 Oh, thanks. After all of this dynomite activity today, I'm thinking tequila and a bit of "Warden's Wife" with the brunette is in order.

Posted by: mbruce at October 09, 2009 12:49 PM (sYUC7)

9 Obama = Jodie Foster Nobel Prize = Guy in Bar who just noticed pinball machine has a horizontal surface

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 12:50 PM (jlvw3)

10

Obama = deer.

Nobel Committee = headlights.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 12:52 PM (IDvmq)

11 Obama = Mark Sanford's Wife Nobel Prize = Charo

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 12:52 PM (jlvw3)

12 Obama = Wile E. Coyote
Nobel = Acme

Posted by: Vern at October 09, 2009 12:53 PM (ijVRQ)

13 Obama = litter box
Nobel Prize = my cat's steaming load

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 12:53 PM (sey23)

14 Nobel: I lied.

Obama: I thought you said you'd kill me last!

Posted by: krakatoa at October 09, 2009 12:53 PM (Pwqe/)

15 Obama = a liberal lion born with a golden spoon in his mouth who feels entitled to a life of power and unrestrained debauchery, whose selfish ways resulted in an innocent girl trapped in a car at the bottom of a creek.

The Nobel Peace Price = brain cancer.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 12:53 PM (cxGtL)

16

Obama: Lane Meyer


McCain: I want my two dollars !!

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 12:54 PM (+FzLa)

17

Nobel Prize = Roman Polanski with ludes and champagne

this one was too easy and really inappropriate so i'll stop there

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 12:55 PM (1Y3Fy)

18 Obama = John Bobbitt's johnson
Nobel Prize = loving wife Lorena

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 12:55 PM (sey23)

19 Obama: Wow! I did not expect a gift from you. I'll just open it up now...

Nobel: Rickrolled!

Posted by: krakatoa at October 09, 2009 12:55 PM (Pwqe/)

20 Obama is a joke that's been worn real thin.

Posted by: GarandFan at October 09, 2009 12:55 PM (ZQBnQ)

21 I apologize in advance for this one:

Obama = underage girl

Nobel Prize = Polanski

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 12:55 PM (HCz6T)

22 Obama = Lord Humongous

Nobel Prize = Hurtling Tanker

Posted by: nickless, Road Warrior geek at October 09, 2009 12:56 PM (MMC8r)

23 Nobel Peace Prize = Plastic surgeon Obama = stretched skin under Nancy Pelosi's chin

Posted by: mare at October 09, 2009 12:56 PM (X1fsj)

24

Obama = cat burgler.

Nobel Prize = creaky board.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 12:56 PM (IDvmq)

25 Obama: Please be a transformers playset! Please be a transformers playset! Nobel Prize: Socks and rock-polishing kit

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 12:56 PM (jlvw3)

26 Obama = a Marxist ingenue of unremarkable intelligence hurtled into power by a fawning media.

The Nobel Peace Prize = The Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 12:56 PM (cxGtL)

27

Obama: Obama

Nobel: You Lie !!

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 12:57 PM (+FzLa)

28

Obama = one-cheek sneaker.

Nobel Prize = couple in backseat.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 12:57 PM (IDvmq)

29 Obama = Plaxico's leg
Nobel Peace Prize = Plaxico's trigger finger

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 12:57 PM (sey23)

30 Obama = Condom

Nobel Prize = Dick Cheney's Cock

Posted by: nickless, not in a gay way at October 09, 2009 12:57 PM (MMC8r)

31 Nobel Committee = That instant satisfaction felt when one eliminates gas.

Obama = The quickly following realization that it wasn't just gas.

Posted by: angler at October 09, 2009 12:57 PM (kSuu1)

32

Obama: 13 year old girl.

Nobel Peace Prize: Roman Polanski

 

Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at October 09, 2009 12:58 PM (5RlWq)

33 Obama = Washington Redskins
Nobel Prize = Dan Snyder

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 12:58 PM (sey23)

34 Beck is lambasting Obama today.  Good show.  He's driving his points home about illegals very well.

Posted by: Twinks at October 09, 2009 12:58 PM (uazP3)

35 Crap.  The competition is fierce.

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 12:58 PM (HCz6T)

36

Obama: What could be in this one, an Atari ?

Nobel: Simon

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 12:58 PM (+FzLa)

37 Obama = Wile E. Coyote
Nobel = Acme

Posted by: Vern at October 09, 2009 05:53 PM (ijVRQ)


Hahaha! Perfect.

Posted by: gop_patriot at October 09, 2009 12:58 PM (p+AP9)

38 Nobel Prize = Jaws Obama = Quint's kidneys

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 12:59 PM (jlvw3)

39 Obama = Michael Moore

Nobel prize = that one last cupcake eaten before MM explodes

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 12:59 PM (HCz6T)

40 Obama = Janet Jackson

Nobel Prize = wardrobe malfunction

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 12:59 PM (sey23)

41 Obama = Michael Moore's latest 'movie'

Nobel Prize = The movie-going public

Posted by: nickless, two thumbs up at October 09, 2009 12:59 PM (MMC8r)

42 Obama = Washington Redskins
Nobel Prize = Dan Snyder

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (sey23)






Y-not, I feel your pain. I really,really,really,really feel your pain

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 12:59 PM (+FzLa)

43 Obama = Tim Tebow's cranium

Nobel Prize = Blitzing Cornerback from Kentucky

Posted by: Pupster at October 09, 2009 12:59 PM (y5gbD)

44 Nobel (as Wally): Hey Beav, how are you liking my game?

Obama (as the Beaver): Gee Wally, it sure is fun, but GOSH my asshole hurts!

Posted by: krakatoa at October 09, 2009 01:00 PM (Pwqe/)

45

Obama = Ryan Leaf

Nobel Prize= Inquisitive Reporter.

Posted by: eleven at October 09, 2009 01:00 PM (OGbpf)

46 Obama:  Keef Olberman

Nobel:  Death

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:00 PM (UOM48)

47 Nobel Prize = Rosie O'Donnell

Obama = Her tampon

Posted by: nickless, I hate myself just for thinking that at October 09, 2009 01:00 PM (MMC8r)

48 Obama=Desperate man at 2:30 AM
Nobel Committee=Fat Chick at end of bar

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:00 PM (lN56Y)

49 Obama = Obama
Nobel Prize = Joe Biden

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:00 PM (xVKXy)

50 Obama = that hot chick you take home from the bar
Nobel Prize = the hideous pig you wake up next to the next day

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:01 PM (sey23)

51

should have known it wouldn't be original.

How about Nobel Peace Prize = Jason Biggs

Pie= Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at October 09, 2009 01:01 PM (5RlWq)

52

Obama = kid with mouth covered in chocolate.

Nobel Prize = mom.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:01 PM (IDvmq)

53
Obama: 1991 Buffalo Bills

Nobel: Scott Norwood

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:01 PM (+FzLa)

54 Obama = a young boy visiting Neverland Ranch Nobel Prize = Jesus Juice and desensitizing lubricant

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:01 PM (jlvw3)

55 Herr - GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! 

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:02 PM (sey23)

56 Obama = creationist
Nobel Prize = Charles Johnson

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:02 PM (xVKXy)

57

Obama = George Costanza

Nobel Prize = Cold Water

Posted by: eleven at October 09, 2009 01:02 PM (OGbpf)

58 Obama = Andrew Sullivan Nobel Prize = weed

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:03 PM (jlvw3)

59 Obama = a shy young country boy hired to serve drinks at a San Francisco cocktail party.

The Nobel Peace Prize = a fully dissolved roofies in a complimentary glass of bubbly.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:03 PM (cxGtL)

60 Obama = Dennis Miller
Nobel Prize = Kodiak bear

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:03 PM (xVKXy)

61 Obama = Empty Suit
Nobel Prize = Skinny tie

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:04 PM (lN56Y)

62

Obama = camel's back.

Nobel Prize = straw.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:04 PM (IDvmq)

63 Nobel Prize = Godzilla Obama = Godzookey

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:04 PM (jlvw3)

64 Obama = Sheep testicles

Nobel Prize = pliers

Posted by: nickless, I hate myself just for thinking that at October 09, 2009 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

65

Comment at The Times of London:

"He may not have been deserving of it as of YET, but this award symbolizes that he has been designated to lead humanity into a new era."

By an American, not a limey.

Posted by: FUBAR at October 09, 2009 01:04 PM (J5Srq)

66
Obama: Joe Theismann

Nobel: Lawrence Taylor & Gary Reasons

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:04 PM (+FzLa)

67 Obama = Nancy Pelosi
Nobel Prize = Harry Reid's arm around her shoulder

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:04 PM (xVKXy)

68

Obama: Letterman's wife

Nobel Prize: Iron-clad prenup

Posted by: TiredWench at October 09, 2009 01:04 PM (ulSJI)

69 Obama = Anton Chigurh

Nobel Peace Prize = pretty much anything that moves

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at October 09, 2009 01:05 PM (VMAkv)

70 Obama: Piano-keyboard ties Nobel Prize: 1987

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:05 PM (jlvw3)

71 Obama = Meghan McCain
Nobel Prize = Allahpundit

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:05 PM (xVKXy)

72 Oh Ace, you got to my joke first. Dammit.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:05 PM (cxGtL)

73 Obama = Dan Rather

Nobel Prize = Buckhead

Posted by: nickless, I hate myself just for thinking that at October 09, 2009 01:05 PM (MMC8r)

74
Obama: Eddie Murphy

Nobel: Tranny hooker

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:05 PM (+FzLa)

75

Obama = Roman Polanski.

Nobel Prize = Anne Applebaum.

Posted by: flenser at October 09, 2009 01:05 PM (Ql09G)

76 Obama = listening to the Doors stoned
Nobel Prize = listening to the Doors sober

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (sey23)

77 Obama = Dan Rather

Nobel Prize = Buckhead

Posted by: nickless, I hate myself just for thinking that at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (MMC8r)







You.Are.So.Banned !!!!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (+FzLa)

78

Obama = Obamas anus

Nobel Prize = gerbil

 

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (rVJH4)

79

Obama: Conan O'Brian running fake race onto stage

Nobel Peace Prize: the slip just before the finish line

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (ymwj3)

80 Obama = joke

Nobel Prize = joke


Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (KeHPo)

81 Obama = Michael Dukakis
Nobel = Helmet

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (lN56Y)

82

Nobel Prize = crack


Obama = crack whore

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (jvrmc)

83

Obama = Menudo

Nobel Peace Prize = Puberty

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (VoetP)

84 Obama = Olbermann Nobel Committee = Death

Posted by: BTMintheSTL at October 09, 2009 01:06 PM (kGDTD)

85 Obama = that well-stacked gal in the hot dress
Nobel Prize = a naked tranny

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (sey23)

86 Obama=Wicked Witch of the West

Nobel Prize=bucket of water

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (xzs3c)

87 Obama = Bill O'Reilly

Nobel Prize = "F*ck it! We'll do it live!!"


Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (pkOAj)

88

Obama = Gerbil

 

Nobel Prize = Richard Gere/Andrew Sullivan

Posted by: LaFong at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (lozih)

89

Obama: Chuck Berry

Nobel prize: Cleveland Steamer

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (+FzLa)

90 Obama = Charles Johnson's ass
Nobel Prize = The rusty iron rod Charles Johnson replaced his bicycle seat with

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (xVKXy)

91 Been there, done nothing, got the Nobel---barry S O

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (NKOZp)

92 Obama = Chicago

Nobel Prize = Lantern too close to a cow

Posted by: Pupster at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (y5gbD)

93 @41:Obama = Michael Moore.
Nobel prize = that one last cupcake eaten before MM explodes

Obama = Mr. Creosote
Nobel prize = waffer thin

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (3K4hn)

94 Obama = Detroit Lions
Nobel = Lombardi Trophy

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (lN56Y)

95

Obama- Stacey Hamilton

Nobel Prize- Horny Mike Dimone

Posted by: Irans Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program at October 09, 2009 01:07 PM (ijo2L)

96 Nobel Prize: Getting bitten by a radioactive spider Obama: Getting bitten by a radioactive retard

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:08 PM (jlvw3)

97 Sorry for the duplicate, just realized someone already stole my thunder.

Posted by: BTMintheSTL at October 09, 2009 01:08 PM (kGDTD)

98

Obama = dieter.

Nobel Prize = cheesecake.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:08 PM (IDvmq)

99 Obama = Obama = Obama = Obama = Obama Nobel Prize = Presidency = Senate = Ill. Senate = Harvard Law

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2009 01:08 PM (FcR7P)

100

Obama: The Emperor

Nobel Prize: His new clothes

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 01:08 PM (ymwj3)

101 Obama = reinforced steel

Nobel Peace Prize = thousands of gallons of jet fuel

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:08 PM (cxGtL)

102
Obama: Lady GaGa

Nobel prize: Finding out Lady GaGa has a cock.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:08 PM (+FzLa)

103 Obama = Allahpundit
Nobel Prize = Kirsten Powers' engagement ring

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:08 PM (xVKXy)

104

Obama = Keith Carradine

Nobel Peace Prize = Keith Carradine's belt

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (VoetP)

105

Nobel Peace Prize Committee = Oliver Willis

Obama = Empty Filet O' Fish wrapper.

Posted by: bostonirish at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (pxvFq)

106 Obama: Corey Haim

NPP: The 90's

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (x+Mi6)

107 Nobel Prize: Charles Johnson's ass Obama: Sharmuta's head, and shoulders

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (jlvw3)

108 Nobel Prize = Doctor Obama = Your Foot

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (oEAm5)

109 Obama = Starscream at his coronation

Nobel Peace Prize = Megatron

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (n1uMU)

110 Obama: Ben Rothelesberger

NPP: Suzuki Hayabusa

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (x+Mi6)

111 Obama = TOTUS

Nobel Prize = floor

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (KeHPo)

112 Obama = "This isn't about me"
Nobel = "Fuck yeah this is about me"

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (lN56Y)

113 Obama = centrist Republicans

Nobel Prize = 4 years of socialism

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:09 PM (sey23)

114 Obama = Quarter Pounder with cheese
Nobel Prize = Michael Moore

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:10 PM (xVKXy)

115 Thanks, Anachronda, I could not remember the character's name.

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 01:10 PM (HCz6T)

116 Obama = Indiana Jones
Nobel Prize = an aging Lucas and Spielberg

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 09, 2009 01:10 PM (cMo6P)

117 Obama:   extra large pizza supreme

Nobel:  Megan McCain

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:10 PM (UOM48)

118 Noble Prize: The first 8 hours of the Lord of the Rings Obama: The last hour of the Lord of the Rings

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:10 PM (jlvw3)

119 Obama = Oedipus
Nobel = Oedipus's Mom

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:11 PM (lN56Y)

120

Obama: Mama Cass

Nobel Prize: Piece of Chicken

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 01:11 PM (ymwj3)

121 Obama = Charles Johnson's ass
Nobel Prize = Killgore Trout's mouth. Shouting the n word over and over again.

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:11 PM (xVKXy)

122 Obama = Shirtless band-member.

Nobel Committee:  Paul Anka.

Posted by: angler at October 09, 2009 01:11 PM (kSuu1)

123

Nobel prize: Marcellus

Obama: The Gimp

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:11 PM (+FzLa)

124 Obama: Crystal Gayle Mangum

NPP: Duke Lacrosse Team

(Allegedly)

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:11 PM (x+Mi6)

125 Obama = Janeane Garafalo's career

Nobel Prize = Mystery Men

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:12 PM (pkOAj)

126 Obama: some kid wildly masturbating to internet pr0n
Nobel Prize: mom with the other ladies in her bridge club, on a tour of the house

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 01:12 PM (TnUnj)

127 Obama = Senator Larry Craig
Nobel Prize = A wide stance

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:12 PM (xVKXy)

128 Obama = empty suit.
Nobel peace prize = dry cleaning bill.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:12 PM (KNy97)

129

Obama: Acorn

Nobel Prize: Video of them helping poor hooker get loan

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 01:12 PM (ymwj3)

130 A special one for today*:

Obama = Che Guevara

Nobel = The Wall

*anniversary of Che's comeuppance

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at October 09, 2009 01:12 PM (taJZA)

131 Obama:  an ant
NPP: magnifying glass in the hot sun

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (HCz6T)

132

Obama = Al Gore.

Nobel Prize = the weather.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (IDvmq)

133 Nobel Prize: Wikipedia's authority and accuracy about Anime Obama: Wikpedia's authority and accuracy about Israel

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (jlvw3)

134
Obama: Peanut Butter

Nobel prize; Toby The Beagle

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (+FzLa)

135 Obama = Stupid
Nobel = Kryptonite

Posted by: PA Cat at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (ywbHt)

136 Obama:  moon

Nobel:  bomb

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (UOM48)

137 Nobel Prize = wafer thin mint

Obama = Mr. Creosote*

* inspired by @41

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (RykTt)

138 Obama = Frodo with the one ring on
Nobel Prize = The fucking Witch King of Angmar

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (xVKXy)

139 OregonMuse,
You really shouldn't include personal attacks on palin-steele. 
It's just not cricket.

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (sey23)

140 Obama: A guy in need of being hoist.

NPP: His own petard.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (x+Mi6)

141 Obama = cockroach
Nobel = lightbulb

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (lN56Y)

142 Obama         =   picture of Obama
Nobel Prize =   jackin off to picture of Obama

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 01:13 PM (KeHPo)

143 Obama = an Ace of Spades thread

Nobel Peace Prize = endless references to some guy named Charles Johnson

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (cxGtL)

144

Obama: Titanic

Nobel Prize: Chunk of Ice in Atlantic

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (ymwj3)

145

Obama = Vizzini

Nobel Prize = Iocane powder

 

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (3K4hn)

146 Obama: the inmates Nobel Peace Prize: running the asylum

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (FcR7P)

147 Obama = Black People Nobel Prize = George Bush

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (jlvw3)

148 Obama = Date with Ted Kennedy

Nobel = Bridge

Posted by: No Sense of Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (FhPAC)

149 Obama = 5 year old child
Nobel Peace Prize = framed crayon scribblings on wall

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (KNy97)

150

Obama = The Skipper.

Nobel Prize = Gilligan.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (IDvmq)

151

Obama = Van Halen

Nobel Peace Prize = Sammy Hagar

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 01:14 PM (VoetP)

152 Obama = dildo
Nobel Prize = horny Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (xVKXy)

153 Nobel Prize = falling in industrial waste to become the Joker Obama = falling in industrial waste to become indistinct grey sludge at bottom of tank

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (oEAm5)

154

Obama: Dum-Dum

Nobel prize: Dum-Dum laying his blowup doll on a lit cigarette.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (+FzLa)

155 Obama = prize race horse

Nobel Prize = an offer you can't refuse

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (sey23)

156 Jane @143 - You win! Love it.

Posted by: Trish at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (0U5Kd)

157 Obama: Nice farm kid from Iowa

NPP: Meth

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (x+Mi6)

158 Obama: Taylor Swift
Nobel Prize: Kanye West

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (xVKXy)

159 Nobel = Woody Harrelson in "King Pins"
Obama = the landlady

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (lN56Y)

160

Weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night, Warden?

Posted by: June Cleaver at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (2qU2d)

161 Obama: Take it baby Nobel Prize: Is it in?

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (jlvw3)

162

Obama = dog.

Nobel Prize = cat shit.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (IDvmq)

163 Nobel prize: stick pin

Obama: Giant ripe boil

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 01:15 PM (rVJH4)

164 Obama = Christa McAuliffe

Nobel Prize = O-ring

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (2FZO3)

165 Nobel Prize: Rabid Pro-Obamacare Move-On dude

Obama: Anti-Obamacare dude's pinkie-finger

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (xzs3c)

166 Obama = Taylor Swift

Nobel Prize = Kanye West

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (pkOAj)

167
Nobel = Christmas

Obama = grandmas fruitcake

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (jvrmc)

168 Obama = ass
Nobel Prize = proctologist

Posted by: flyingright at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (3vecS)

169

Obama: New Orleans levee

Nobel prize: Black Helicopter

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (+FzLa)

170

Obama = Vizzini

Nobel Prize = Iocane powder

 

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (3K4hn)

I'm gonna cry.  Beautiful.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (lN56Y)

171 Obama:  False Pride
Nobel:    Pat on back.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (/Ft4q)

172

Obama = Gerbil

Nobel Prize = Richard Gere's squeek hole.

Posted by: CAD Daddy at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (T400w)

173

Obama: Ted Kennidy

Nobel Prize: Bridge over canal

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 01:16 PM (ymwj3)

174

Obama = Fredo

Nobel = fishing boat

Posted by: buzz at October 09, 2009 01:17 PM (kwhut)

175 Obama = Dog
Nobel = Dog's Vomit

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:17 PM (lN56Y)

176 Obama = CNN at 8pm
Nobel Prize = Red Eye at 3am

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 09, 2009 01:17 PM (cMo6P)

177 Obama = Steven King Nobel Prize = Careless Driver

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:17 PM (jlvw3)

178 Obama = "Yes!"

Nobel Committee = Scene from Crying Game.

Posted by: angler at October 09, 2009 01:17 PM (Yv052)

179 Obama = Dracula Blackula

Nobel Prize = a mirror

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:17 PM (sey23)

180 Obama = Obama
Nobel Prize = White House window

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (xVKXy)

181 Obama = Charlie Brown
Nobel Prize = Lucy with the football

Posted by: Peaches at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (9Wv2j)

182

Obama = Edwards.

Nobel Prize = The Enquirer.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (IDvmq)

183 >>Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (VoetP)

Obama = Van Halen

Nobel Prize = Gary Sherone

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (pkOAj)

184

 

 

Obama: urethra

Nobel Committee: gonorrhrea

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (i+bkG)

185 Obama:  Mary Jo Kopechne

Nobel:  Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (UOM48)

186 Obama = Yucatan Peninsula

Nobel Peace Prize = Chixulub

SUMMON THE METEORS

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (erIg9)

187 Obama =  Pig
NPP = lipstick

(Note sly allusion to Obama's bashing of Palin).

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (KNy97)

188 Obama = a bottle of wine
Nobel Prize = Christopher Hitchens

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (xVKXy)

189 Nobel = Pearls
Obama = [edited to avoid offending Muslims]

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (lN56Y)

190 Nobel Prize: Zac Efron Obama: Screech

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:18 PM (jlvw3)

191

Nobel Prize = Star Wars

Obama = Jar Jar Binks

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (kwarN)

192

Obama = Mira Sorvino

Nobel = Oscar

Posted by: gp at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (euT6j)

193 Obama = Waste
Nobel Prize = Excess

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (jgwoG)

194 Obama:  Yes we can!
Nobel:  Surely you jest.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (/Ft4q)

195 Obama = Alfred Nobel
Nobel Prize = the prize named after him

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (cMo6P)

196

Obama: Tom Arnold's wife

Nobel Prize: Singing the national anthem

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (ymwj3)

197 Nobel Prize = "Let's go to the tape" Obama = tapeworm

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (oEAm5)

198 Obama = That kid from Christmas Story

Nobel Prize = Red Rider BBGun

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (pkOAj)

199 Obama: 70's pothead

NPP: Paraquat

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (x+Mi6)

200 Obama's head

Nobel:  Marine One door

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (UOM48)

201 NPP: Andy Richter

Obama: Wolf Blitzer

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (n1uMU)

202 Obama=The Death Star
Nobel Peace Prize=R2D2

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 01:19 PM (dhFYq)

203 #190 Its "Cherone", and its hilarious!


Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (KNy97)

204 Obama:  John Edwards
Nobel:  Andrew Young, with the video

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (r7Vc3)

205

Obama = New York Times

Nobel Prize = ACORN news

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (IDvmq)

206 Nobel Prize: John Edwards connecting with his dead son Obama: John Edwards connecting with his live daughter

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (jlvw3)

207 Obama = New Orleans

Nobel = Levees

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (xGXz7)

208 Obama: Ace

Nobel Prize: Stuck Israeli tank

Posted by: slatz at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (B9oNo)

209 Obama = Scooby Doo

Nobel Prize = Scrappy Doo

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (2FZO3)

210 ouch. Mine was mean.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (jlvw3)

211

Obama: Andrew Sullivan

Nobel Prize: RawMuscleGlutes

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (+FzLa)

212 Obama = Palin Steele, the biggest dummy on AOSHQ

Nobel Prize = Anything he posts

Posted by: nickless, trolling the trolls at October 09, 2009 01:20 PM (MMC8r)

213

Obama-Traci Lords gaping hole

Nobel Prize- Ron Jeremy's gargantuan cock

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (ijo2L)

214 Obama = Elaine
Nobel Peace prize = dancing


Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (KNy97)

215

Obama = shit

Nobel Prize = stink

 

Posted by: trentk269 at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (Jb7eL)

216 Nobel Prize: John Edwards connecting with his dead son

Obama: John Edwards connecting with his live daughter

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (jlvw3)

I got splattered by that one all the way over here.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (lN56Y)

217 217 ouch. Mine was mean.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (jlvw3)


A-

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (erIg9)

218 Obama: Sonny Bono
Nobel Prize: Tree

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (IqfKc)

219 Nobel Prize: Big Tits Obama: Good personality

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (jlvw3)

220 Obama = Pelosi's current job

Nobel Peace Prize = Democratic over-reach and low unemployment stretching on into the fall of 2010.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (cxGtL)

221 Barack Obama = Jimmy Carter

Nobel Peace Prize = Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (T1l1O)

222

Nobel Comittee = Al Davis

Obama = JaMarcus Russell

 

Posted by: RWGibson13 at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (z5fvI)

223
Obama: Rachel Corrie

Nobel Prize: Israeli Bulldozer

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (+FzLa)

224
Nobel = barfly


Obama = horny drunk at 2:00am

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (jvrmc)

225 Obama:  The world.
Nobel:   Scared shitless.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (/Ft4q)

226 NPP: Picture of Helen Thomas

Obama: My eyes

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (n1uMU)

227 Obama = Dorian Gray

Nobel Prize = Dorian Gray's portrait

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:21 PM (sey23)

228
Obama:         Tel Aviv
Nobel Prize:  The number one spot on my targeting list.

Posted by: Ahmed Ahmadinejad at October 09, 2009 01:22 PM (cPXi0)

229

Obama: Cute baby

Nobel Prize: full diaper

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 01:22 PM (ymwj3)

230 O = Fresh baked cookies

N = Sour Milk

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:22 PM (FhPAC)

231 There are some old-timers on this thread.  I haven't seen paraquat for eons!

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:22 PM (sey23)

232

Obama = Charlie Gibson

Nobel Prize = ACORN

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:22 PM (IDvmq)

233 Obama: the beaming glow of Nancy Pelosi's smile Nobel Prize: the welcoming gleam of a surgeon's scalpel

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:22 PM (jlvw3)

234

Obama- Mackenzie Phillips

Nobel Prize- John Phillips

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 01:22 PM (ijo2L)

235

Obama = Igor, standing in an open grave commenting to Dr. Frankenstein that things would be worse if it were raining

 

Nobel Peace Prize = Rain

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 01:22 PM (VoetP)

236 Barack Obama = Cowbell

Nobel Peace Prize = Cowbell

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 01:23 PM (T1l1O)

237 Obama:  The sand.
Nobel:   Ostrich.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:23 PM (/Ft4q)

238 Obama = Homeowner Halloween night


Nobel Peace Prize = Flaming bag of dog shit

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 01:23 PM (erIg9)

239 Obama = Las Vegas hooker

Nobel Prize = Charlie Sheen on a tear

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 01:23 PM (2FZO3)

240 Obama = Seattle Seahawks

Nobel Prize = throwback uniforms day

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:23 PM (sey23)

241 I nominate Obama for The X Prize! Why "X"? Because it's anybody's guess what it's for, of course.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 01:23 PM (QECjC)

242 Obama = Schlamozzle
Nobel = Schlemiel

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:23 PM (lN56Y)

243 Obama:  idiot
Nobel:  the village

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 01:23 PM (r7Vc3)

244 Obama = Cleveland Browns
Nobel = John Elway

Posted by: Mel at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (myPP6)

245
Obama: Black player on the Cincinnati Reds

Nobel Prize: Marge Schott

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (+FzLa)

246

Obama = Dolphins

Nobel Prize = Nick Saban

Still, ROLL TIDE!!

Posted by: TIDERGUY at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (vjjp0)

247 Nobel Prize= the 2009 American Recovery and Reinvestment Act

Obama=Jobs

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (xzs3c)

248 Obama = Seinfelds Kramer
Nobel Prize = some customer with a cell phone video cam

Posted by: jcp at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (DHNp4)

249 I may have in fact, reversed the roles in my last post. they seem to be interchangeable.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (erIg9)

250 Obama = Jimmy Carter.

Nobel Peace Prize = Nobel Peace Prize.


Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (KNy97)

251 Besides, Obama deserves the X-Prize for putting the first deficit into orbit!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (QECjC)

252 Obama: Allahpundit
Nobel Prize: Date night

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:24 PM (xVKXy)

253 Obama:  Bucket on head.
Nobel:   Rocks for bucket.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (/Ft4q)

254

Obama: Russian soldier

Nobel: grenade under dead Jennifer Grey

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (i+bkG)

255 Obama=Chrissy Mathews

Nobel=Reality

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (UOM48)

256 sometimes it's not clear which goes where. The rule is whatever is better, or defeats, the other is the Nobel prize, but sometimes it's really kinda confusing.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (jlvw3)

257

Obama: A drunken David Hasselhoff with a hamburger.

Nobel Prize: Cell Phone

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (+FzLa)

258 O = Chili

N = Gas

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (FhPAC)

259 253
Obama: Black player facial hair on the Cincinnati Reds

Nobel Prize: Marge Schott

fify

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (sey23)

260 There are some old-timers on this thread.  I haven't seen paraquat for eons!

I'm only 43.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (x+Mi6)

261 Obama = "It's impossible. I...I'm still a virgin!" Nobel Prize = bus station toilet seat

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (oEAm5)

262

Obama- Rachel Maddow

Nobel Prize-Rachel Maddows tatooed and heavily pierced bulldyke girlfriend

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 01:25 PM (ijo2L)

263 Obama = David Brooks Nobel Prize = Creased Trousers

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (jlvw3)

264 Obama = Guy standing in front of the fan
Nobel Committee = Gastrointestinally distressed bovine

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (lN56Y)

265 Obama = our economy
Nobel Prize = Bernanke

Posted by: jcp at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (DHNp4)

266

Obama = <a href'="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf66r0nQa0Y">Pole Vaulter</a>

Nobel Prize = Pole

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (kwarN)

267 Obama=Obama leering at young girl's ass at G-8

Nobel=Michelle's $6,000 purse with a brick in it

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (UOM48)

268 Obama = the guy with big hands Nobel = Secretariat

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (u61UO)

269

NPP = 400 lb woman falling from a building

Obama = landing spot

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (rVJH4)

270 Obama = Hindenburg

Nobel Prize = Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (2FZO3)

271 Obama: Campaign staffers

Nobel Prize: Ted Kennedy

Posted by: slatz at October 09, 2009 01:26 PM (B9oNo)

272 erm, schlemiel, schlemazel

thanks

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (taJZA)

273 Obama:  Dick
Nobel:    Zipper.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (/Ft4q)

274 Obama=Xavier St. Cloud
NPP=Duncan Macleod

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (dhFYq)

275

Y-Not

seriously the Jets have the ugliest throwback uniforms imaginable the Seahawks throw backs are works of art by comparison.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (jvrmc)

276 Obama = Ol' Yeller

Nobel Peace Prize = Travis

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (erIg9)

277 Obama: John Kerry
Nobel Prize: Purple Heart

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (xVKXy)

278 Obama = Rosie O'Donnell making fun of Trump's hair Nobel Prize = Donald Trump Making fun of Rosie's O'Donnell's obesity, failures, lack of talent, ugliness, stupidity, and fact he's going to send over someone to steal her girlfriend away

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (jlvw3)

279

Obama = needle dick

NPP = size super large condom

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (rVJH4)

280

Obama = Heckler

Nobel Prize = Michael Richards

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:27 PM (kwarN)

281 Obama = Britney Spears

Nobel Prize = K-Fed

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:28 PM (pkOAj)

282 Obama:  Bill Buckner
Nobel Prize:  Ball hit right up the first base line.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 01:28 PM (IqfKc)

283 Obama = My dick Nobel Prize = My hand

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:28 PM (jlvw3)

284 Nobel Prize=Dick Cheney on a turkey shoot.

Obama=Dick Cheney's friend's face

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2009 01:28 PM (xzs3c)

285

Obama- Cub Scout troop 356

NObel Prize- Barney Frank on 3 viagras and a bottle of pinot

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 01:28 PM (ijo2L)

286 Obama = young female intern in 5 block radius of Ed Sullivan Theater
Nobel Prize = Bitter gap toothed cad

Posted by: jcp at October 09, 2009 01:28 PM (DHNp4)

287 O = Charlie Brown on Halloween

N = Rock

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:28 PM (FhPAC)

288 Obama=Stedman Graham

Nobel=Oprah

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:29 PM (UOM48)

289 Obama: Steel Nobel Prize: Fire

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:29 PM (jlvw3)

290
Obama:  Ernest Byner

Nobel Prize: "The Fumble"

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:29 PM (+FzLa)

291

Obama=Red Sox Win World Series.

Nobel Prize=Bill Buckner's glove.

Posted by: madamex at October 09, 2009 01:29 PM (SXrS5)

292 #228 gmta (rat bastard!)

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:29 PM (KNy97)

293 Obama = Taylor Swift at MTV awards

Nobel Prize = Kanye West

Posted by: Uh-huh at October 09, 2009 01:29 PM (EnLGh)

294 296 O = Charlie Brown on Halloween

N = Rock

FTW!

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:29 PM (x+Mi6)

295 Obama:  Large breasts (wife).
Nobel:  Droop.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:29 PM (/Ft4q)

296 Obama = a tight young cheerleader interested in a little experimentation

Nobel Peace Prize = Rosie O'Donnel's strap-on

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (cxGtL)

297 Obama = Little Kid
Nobel Committee = Child Molester
These Comments = Judge Wapner on a Bender

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (lN56Y)

298 Obama: Appetite for Destruction Nobel Prize: Chinese Democracy

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (jlvw3)

299

Obama = Can't get enough chipotle

Nobel = a quarter cup of blood

(Did anyone see South Park on Wednesday? It was advertised here.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (Vl5GH)

300 Obama: Chrissy Matthews

Nobel Prize: Tingle up the leg

Posted by: RoadRunner at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (e3rOI)

301

Obama- Little girls

Nobel Prize- Roman Polanski

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (ijo2L)

302

Obama = teenager on Elm St.

Nobel Prize = sound asleep

Posted by: Burt TC at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (fSQAV)

303 Obama = Constitutionally guaranteed Freedom and Liberty
Nobel Prize = Obama

Posted by: jcp at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (DHNp4)

304

Nobel = trick or treat bag

Obama =  healthy snack food.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 01:30 PM (jvrmc)

305 Obama=Keef Olberdouche

Nobel=Dr. Charles Krauthammer

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (UOM48)

306
Obama: Over curious teenager at 3 o' clock in the morning

Nobel Prize: 2 girls, 1 Cup

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (+FzLa)

307 O = Dirty Deeds

N = Done Dirt Cheap

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (FhPAC)

308 Obama=Chris Matthew's tingle
NPP=saltpeter

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (dhFYq)

309 Obama:  Just words.
Nobel:    Just words.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (/Ft4q)

310 Obama- Jenna Haze

Nobel- Peter North

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (rzy8U)

311

Obama-Dog farts permeating the living room

Nobel Prize- Can of lysol

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (ijo2L)

312 sometimes it's not clear which goes where. The rule is whatever is better, or defeats, the other is the Nobel prize, but sometimes it's really kinda confusing.

2 variants:

* Build a joke on the fact that the Nobel Prize committee has Obama's cock implanted in its mouth balls deep
* Build a joke on the fact that the Nobel Prize committee highlighted to the entire world Obama hasn't done jack

That's probably what's causing the confusion. some people build theirs on the first option, others build it on the latter. some don't even think about it.

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (xVKXy)

313 Obama = honeymoon on the beach

Nobel Prize = Aunt Flow

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (sey23)

314 Obama= Olden Twins Nobel Prize= 1995 Emmy for lifetime achievment

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 09, 2009 01:31 PM (zTCs0)

315 Nobel Prize: Marion Ravenwood Obama: Short Round

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:32 PM (jlvw3)

316 Nobel = Crack Whore
Obama = Guy with Rock

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:32 PM (lN56Y)

317
Obama: Steve Miller

Nobel Prize: Abracadabra

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:32 PM (+FzLa)

318 Obama= Hitman in Airlock
NPP= Sean Connery at the Airlock switch.

Posted by: Iblis at October 09, 2009 01:32 PM (vC0Yx)

319 Obama: Hillary Clinton
Nobel Prize: Sniper Fire

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:32 PM (xVKXy)

320 Obama = Mask.
Nobel Prize = Mr. Phelps.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:32 PM (KNy97)

321

Nobel = The Play

Obama = The Trombone

Posted by: Joe Marier at October 09, 2009 01:32 PM (dr1s2)

322

Obama = Gestating fetus

Nobel Peace Prize = Thalidamide

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 01:32 PM (VoetP)

323 Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (xVKXy)

Third option: obama didn't deserve it.

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:33 PM (xVKXy)

324 Obama = rock

Nobel Prize = paper

Ace of Spades = scissors!

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:33 PM (sey23)

325 Obama:  Ahmadinejad
Nobel:     Laughing.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 01:33 PM (/Ft4q)

326 Obama=loved starved Gibbsy

Nobel=Helen Thomas

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:33 PM (UOM48)

327
Obama: Jefferson Airplane

Nobel Prize: The Starship

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:33 PM (+FzLa)

328 Obama=Playboy's Special Edition
NPP=of Helen Thomas

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 01:33 PM (dhFYq)

329 Obama = Bela Lugosi Nobel Prize = Plan 9 From Outer Space

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (oEAm5)

330 Obama = David Letterman two week ago
Nobel Peace Prize = David Letterman this week.


Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (KNy97)

331 Obama = Darth Vader

Nobel Prize = Anakin Skywalker

(for the Star Wars nerds..)

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (pkOAj)

332 Obama: Stephanie Birkitt spending a romantic weekend with her boyfriend Nobel Prize: "Honey, you kind of smell like Spam and old man balls"

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (jlvw3)

333

Obama = Munchkin trying to pass as a min/maxer

Nobel Prize = His +5 Vorpal Sword of Slay Everything Except Me

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (pZEar)

334

Obama = Gestating fetus

Nobel Peace Prize = Thalidamide

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (VoetP)

This makes top ten quickly.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (lN56Y)

335

Nobel Prize = D&D

Obama = 4th edition

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (kwarN)

336 Obama = four Aces

Nobel Peace Prize = FIVE aces

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (sey23)

337 Obama- horny 12 year old

Nobel- wavy lines over the spice channel

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 01:34 PM (rzy8U)

338 Obama=acting career

Nobel=Brian Denehy

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:35 PM (UOM48)

339 Obama: Van Halen
Nobel Prize:  Keyboards

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 01:35 PM (IqfKc)

340
Nobel = hot horny Brazilian babe waiting in the bedroom

Obama =  limpdick on the couch watching the Bears get creamed.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 01:35 PM (jvrmc)

341 Obama: multiple O's Nobel prize: premature ejaculation

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 09, 2009 01:35 PM (06whO)

342 Yeah i was just assuming it was the nobel prize kicking obamas ass b/c they made him look like King Dousche of fuck mountain, but i see the other side as well.

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 01:35 PM (ijo2L)

343

Obama = Moose

Nobel = Palin

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:35 PM (kwarN)

344 Obama: Rolling a natural 20! Nobel Prize: Life isn't fucking Dungeons and Dragons, queerbait

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:36 PM (jlvw3)

345 Obama:  fred sanford
Nobel:  Aunt esther

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 01:36 PM (r7Vc3)

346 @323 - AWESOME!!!!!!

Posted by: Trish at October 09, 2009 01:36 PM (0U5Kd)

347 Obama=lovesick and horny

Nobel=Rachel Maddow

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:36 PM (UOM48)

348 Obama = Common mobster
Nobel = Concrete Loafers

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:36 PM (lN56Y)

349 Obama= David Brooks' lips
Prize=     Obama's booty

Posted by: * at October 09, 2009 01:36 PM (qvo9f)

350 Obama = Hans Gruber

Nobel = Nakatomi Building

Posted by: nickless, trolling the trolls at October 09, 2009 01:37 PM (MMC8r)

351 To expand on my previous post with examples:

* Build a joke on the fact that the Nobel Prize committee has Obama's cock implanted in its mouth balls deep

Obama = Michelle's well toned arms
Nobel Prize = Associated Press

* Build a joke on the fact that the Nobel Prize committee highlighted to the entire world Obama hasn't done jack

Obama =  young Thai boy
Nobel Prize = France's Culture Minister

* obama didn't deserve it.
Obama = Acorn
Nobel Prize = Federal Funding

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:37 PM (xVKXy)

352 Obama = Gollum
Nobel = The Ring

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 01:37 PM (aVQo/)

353 354

Obama: collection of die

Nobel Peace Prize: my vacuum cleaner

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:37 PM (sey23)

354

Obama = Gettting a masssage

Nobel = Whoops, prostate massage

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:37 PM (kwarN)

355 I'm going with O=something great, N=something which diminishes the greatness spectacularly.

Obama=The Wizard of Oz
NPP=Toto

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 01:37 PM (dhFYq)

356 I think it's really supposed to be the Nobel Prize kicking his ass. Or being his downfall. In some situations the "downfall" is confusing, because it often seems like the obama one is better than the nobel prize one. Look it doesn't matter. Obama = Rules Nobel Prize = Martin Riggs

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:37 PM (jlvw3)

357 Obama = skeleton
Nobel  =  high priest

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 01:38 PM (KeHPo)

358 Obama = Man's Dream of Flight
Nobel = Gravity

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:38 PM (lN56Y)

359 Obama = Appalachian Trail hike
Nobel Prize = Mark Sanford

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:38 PM (xVKXy)

360

B-Rock=Me

Nobel=Bacon

 

Posted by: NYC Retired at October 09, 2009 01:38 PM (/XkdZ)

361 Obama = Coke
NPP = New Coke

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:38 PM (KNy97)

362 Obama=Bo the dog

Nobel=vet

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:38 PM (UOM48)

363 O = Good Personality

N =  Ugly

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:38 PM (FhPAC)

364

Obama:  Randi Rhodes

Nobel Prize:  Ketel One

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:38 PM (+FzLa)

365 Obama = Humor
Nobel Prize = Margaret Cho

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:39 PM (xVKXy)

366 Obama= Ear Nobel=Van Gogh

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 01:39 PM (tKfZv)

367 Obama = Pit bull
Nobel = Michael Vick

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:39 PM (KNy97)

368 Obama = Your hot girlfriend
Nobel = Her Period

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:39 PM (lN56Y)

369 Obama = Youth

Nobel Prize = Time

Posted by: nickless, getting philosophical at October 09, 2009 01:39 PM (MMC8r)

370 Obama=Levi Johnson

Nobel=Track Palin

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:39 PM (UOM48)

371 Obama = Jackass

Nobel = Horse Dick

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 01:39 PM (1rflU)

372 Nobel: An award given for achievement, which has historically been awarded to a preponderance of Jews and Europeans, and a notable lack of Muslim recipients.

Obama: Who the fk knows.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at October 09, 2009 01:40 PM (taJZA)

373 Obama = hungry stoner Nobel Prize = year old Cheez Whiz

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 01:40 PM (oEAm5)

374 Obama=Picnic

Noble Prize==ants and rain.

Posted by: Tee 866 at October 09, 2009 01:40 PM (TFoyC)

375 Obama = Chuck
Nobel Prize = Joe Biden

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:40 PM (xVKXy)

376 Nobel Prize = treasure horde
Obama        =  sweetwater potion

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 01:40 PM (KeHPo)

377 Obama = A scoop of vanilla ice cream
Nobel = 65 pounds of sprinkles

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:40 PM (lN56Y)

378 Obama = Swimmer in shark-infested waters

Nobel = Lucky ham

Posted by: nickless, old joke at October 09, 2009 01:40 PM (MMC8r)

379 Obama = my childhood dream of somehow being transformed into a cool animal like an eagle or a dragon.

Nobel Peace Prize = my realization of how much life would suck without opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:40 PM (cxGtL)

380 Obama = Garfield Nobel Prize = Lasagna

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:41 PM (jlvw3)

381

Obama: Barack

Nobel Prize: Michelle

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 09, 2009 01:41 PM (i+bkG)

382 Obama = Ace picking the top ten and creating a AoS poll.

Nobel = This one not on it.

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:41 PM (FhPAC)

383

Obama = X/Y thread

Nobel prize = Explanatory instructions

 

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 01:41 PM (3K4hn)

384 Obama = A tingle up my leg
Nobel = Lou Gehrig's Disease

Posted by: Chris Mathews at October 09, 2009 01:41 PM (lN56Y)

385 Obama=My segmented plastic container of Star Fleet Battles counters organized by hull size and race
NPP=Gravity.

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 01:41 PM (dhFYq)

386

Obama : "You got me a Gift?"

Nobel : "It's under the Pillow..."

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 09, 2009 01:41 PM (zTAfB)

387

Obama = Ted Kennedy

Nobel = Mary Jo after car bath

Posted by: MAJ O at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (rhqHD)

388 In some situations the "downfall" is confusing, because it often seems like the obama one is better than the nobel prize one.

Simple.  It all boils down to nuance.  After 9 months of glorious Obama rule you should've caught on. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (sey23)

389 Obama = Star Wars
Nobel Prize = George Lucas

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (xVKXy)

390

Obama = Oliver Douglas

Nobel Peace Prize = Everyone else in Hooterville

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (VoetP)

391

Obama: Hmmm, I wonder whats on this tape ?

Nobel Prize: Mom & Dad having sex

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (+FzLa)

392 Obama- 2 girls

Nobel- 1 cup

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (rzy8U)

393 Shit, I just saw mine at 192.  Good on ya Jane D'oh.

Posted by: MAJ O at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (rhqHD)

394 Obama = Gerald Ford
NPP = Chevy Chase

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (KNy97)

395

Obama = ol' chum...

Nobel Peace Prize = p.

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 01:42 PM (T1l1O)

396 Obama:  Friday night
Nobel:  Dump

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (r7Vc3)

397 Obama = Spending a night partying with the Kennedys Nobel Prize = Drinks aren't free

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (jlvw3)

398 Obama = Horny teen

Nobel = Acne

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

399
Obama: Lynyrd Skynyrd

Nobel Prize: a poorly-maintained airplane

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (TnUnj)

400

Obama = Mike Brady

Nobel = Perm

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (kwarN)

401 Obama = Al Franken
Nobel Prize = Minnesota

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (xVKXy)

402 Obama = cute new pumps

Nobel Prize = cute new puppy

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (sey23)

403 Obama = Les Nessman, WKRP Nobel Prize = Flying turkeys

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (7O/Eb)

404 obama = uh uh uh uh nobel prize = mmmm mmmm mmmm

Posted by: nyc redneck at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (WtLhy)

405 Dedicated to Anvil

Obamuh:  Pubic hair
Nobel:  "march of the crabs"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (IqfKc)

406 Obama = Teh Awesome
Nobel = OK he aint that fucking awesome.  No shit.  WTF?

Posted by: The MSM at October 09, 2009 01:43 PM (lN56Y)

407 Obama: media whore
Nobel Prize: Obama's whore

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:44 PM (HAdov)

408 Obama = Bill

Nobel Peace Prize = Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Posted by: franksalterego at October 09, 2009 01:44 PM (GKyIE)

409

Nobel Prize = albatross carcass

Obama = ancient mariner

Posted by: BKWillis at October 09, 2009 01:44 PM (T8cFl)

410 Obama: My first blowjob Nobel Prize: His name was Gus

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:44 PM (jlvw3)

411
Obama: Sonny Bono, jonesin' to get some skiing in
Nobel Prize: a tree

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 01:44 PM (TnUnj)

412 Obama = schoolbus full of children
Nobel Prize = Rosie O'Donnell/Michael Moore tag team

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:44 PM (xVKXy)

413 Obama = Elvis

Nobel Prize = The toilet

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:45 PM (pkOAj)

414 Obama = John Lennon
Nobel Prize = Bullets

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:45 PM (xVKXy)

415 Obamuh:  Bill Ayers' girlfriend
Nobel:  Nail bomb

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 01:45 PM (IqfKc)

416 ace,
Call me.

Posted by: Gus at October 09, 2009 01:45 PM (sey23)

417 Nobel Prize: A freaking joke that the World has been laughing at the last few decades

Obama: A freaking joke that the World has been laughing at the last few months

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:45 PM (HAdov)

418 Obama: My first blowjob

Nobel Prize: His name was Gus

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:44 PM (jlvw3)

Obama = My first blow job.

Nobel = My aching jaws.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:45 PM (lN56Y)

419

Obama = comfortable retirement

Nobel =  Bernie Madoff

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 01:46 PM (QoR4a)

420 Obama = Dan Quayle
Nobel Prize = Potato

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:46 PM (xVKXy)

421 I got nothing. (hangs head in shame)

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at October 09, 2009 01:46 PM (tzcjs)

422 Obama==Scooby-Doo

NPP==Scooby Snacks

Posted by: Tee 866 at October 09, 2009 01:46 PM (TFoyC)

423

Obama = Timothy 'look at those cuddly bears' Treadwell

Nobel Prize = Big fucking Grizzly

Posted by: LGoPs at October 09, 2009 01:46 PM (tm/sN)

424 Obama:  Randy Rhoads
Nobel:  Ozzy's tour bus

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 01:46 PM (r7Vc3)

425 431. Potatoe. FIFY.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:46 PM (cxGtL)

426 Obama=Jack Nobel=Rose in frozen ocean screaming, Jack...Jack...

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (tKfZv)

427 Obamuh: ACORN
Nobel Prize: Hannah Giles

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (IqfKc)

428

Obama: Blowing Chunks

Nobel: Chunks is the dog

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (i+bkG)

429

Obama = Cheers

Nobel = Kirstie Alley

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (kwarN)

430 Obama: Anne Frank Nobel Prize: Crunchy Doritos

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (jlvw3)

431 Obama = Easy Bake Oven

Nobel Prize = 4 watt light bulb

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (sey23)

432 Obama = Kanye West
Nobel Prize = the Internet

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (xVKXy)

433 Obama: Affirmative Action President
Nobel Prize: Affirmative Action Award

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (HAdov)

434
Obama:  Pat O'Brien

Nobel Prize:  Saved voice messages

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (+FzLa)

435 Obama = Fat Bastard
Nobel Prize = The homing device Felicity Shagwell shoved up his ass
America = The toilet bowl where the homing device and FB's 100-pound crap drops

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (xqhoO)

436 I got nothing.
(hangs head in shame)

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (tzcjs)

Locus Ceruleus = Got nothing

Obama = Got nothing

Nobel Committee= Got nothing

Sorry about your company, dude.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (lN56Y)

437 Obama = Degrees from Ivy league schools.
Nobel Prize = Copy of transcript

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (KNy97)

438 Obama = company picnic

Nobel Peace Prize = Sally Mae's potato salad

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:47 PM (sey23)

439

Obama = Romancing the Stone

Noebl = Jewel of the Nile

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:48 PM (kwarN)

440

Obama =  Ace's blog advertising revenue

Nobel = accidental lesbian pron link

 

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 01:48 PM (QoR4a)

441 Obama: Lady Diana Nobel Prize: MI-6

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:48 PM (jlvw3)

442 Obama = Mr. Creosote

Nobel Prize = Waffer theen meent

Posted by: darryl, that guy over by the garbage furnace at October 09, 2009 01:48 PM (RSotP)

443

Obama=Milli Vanilli

Nobel Peace Prize=Best New Artist Grammy

Posted by: JDwinston at October 09, 2009 01:48 PM (6sodA)

444 I'm the only one who's even gonna get this one but whatever:

Obama = Pain
Nobel Prize = The Kyuubi

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:48 PM (xVKXy)

445 Obama: Overnight Thread

NPP: Surprise appearance by Honest Cloud

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:48 PM (x+Mi6)

446

Obama = skydiver with malfuntioning parachute

Nobel Prize = earth

Sound effect = Splat!

Posted by: LGoPs at October 09, 2009 01:48 PM (tm/sN)

447 411 Obama = Mike Brady Nobel = Perm Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (kwarN) Jokes on you: the actor that played Mike Brady actually had naturally curly hair. Just sayin'.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (QECjC)

448 Obama = skilled labor

Nobel Peace Prize = the assembly line

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (cxGtL)

449 Obama- guy not wearing shirt

Nobel- Anka

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (rzy8U)

450 Obama: Jackie Kennedy's Dress Nobel Prize: John Kennedy's Head (Okay... too far.)

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (jlvw3)

451 Obama: Anne Frank

Nobel Prize: Crunchy Doritos

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (jlvw3)







Omg, that was awful.  The good kind of awful

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (+FzLa)

452

Obama = Anne Hathaway's squeekhole

Nobel = ... well, you know...

 

(Use your imaginations you perverts...)

Posted by: Warthog at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (XlpkA)

453 Whoops, didn't see #97- sorry for rerun.

Posted by: darryl, that guy over by the garbage furnace at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (RSotP)

454 Obama = Brittney Spears
Nobel = Cool new haircut.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (KNy97)

455 Obama = Isadora Duncan
Nobel = The Scarf

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (lN56Y)

456 Obama = Charles Johnson
Nobel Prize = His traffic

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:49 PM (xVKXy)

457 Obama==Tracks

NPP==Train

Posted by: Tee 866 at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (TFoyC)

458 Gus, ace

Get.a.room.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (1rflU)

459

Obama = brand new white couch.

Nobel Peace Prize = some dude's butt covered in Cheetos dust.  

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (T1l1O)

460 Nobel Prize = $5 whore circa 1909 Obama = $5 whore circa 2009

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (oEAm5)

461

Obama = King Friday

Nobel = Mr. Rogers' hand

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (kwarN)

462 CoolCzech
Why do you know that?!

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (sey23)

463
Obama: a naive, scared little girl who is asking for it
Nobel prize: Ike Turner*



*No, I don't think it's particularly funny, either, but we had some sanctimonious butt-wipe on the ONT a few weeks ago crying like a wet baby about ace making jokes about Ike beating up on Tina, so this one's for him.


Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (TnUnj)

464 Obama=his dear old granny

Nobel=the bus

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (UOM48)

465

Obama = Napoleon.

Nobel Prize = Abba.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (IDvmq)

466 Obama- GnR

Nobel- Chinese Democracy

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (rzy8U)

467 Obama: Camel
Nobel Prize: The straw that broke the camel's back

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:50 PM (HAdov)

468
Obama: Sean Young


Nobel Prize: Catwoman

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:51 PM (+FzLa)

469 Obama: Jackie Kennedy's Dress

Nobel Prize: John Kennedy's Head


(Okay... too far.)

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (jlvw3)

Obama = John Kennedy's Head

Nobel Committee = Amateur Taxidermist

No Ace.  THAT was too far.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:51 PM (lN56Y)

470 Obama = drunk college girl
Nobel Prize = mob of rapist clowns

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:51 PM (xVKXy)

471 Obama = Sharon Tate

Nobel Peace Prize = Charlie Manson

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 01:51 PM (erIg9)

472 Obama   =   JFK

Nobel  =   Charles Harrison

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 09, 2009 01:51 PM (TZazt)

473 Obama=The Martians
NPP=The Common Cold

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 01:51 PM (dhFYq)

474

Obama = wicked witch of the west

Nobel = conveniently placed bucket of water

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 01:52 PM (jvrmc)

475
Obama: Cubs
Nobel Prize: Steve Bartman

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:52 PM (HAdov)

476 Obama- The Detroit Lions

Nobel- Matt Millen

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 01:52 PM (rzy8U)

477 Obama=John-John Kennedy

Nobel=John-John's awesome navigational skillz

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 01:52 PM (UOM48)

478 Obama: San Diego Chargers Nobel Peace Prize: Ed Hochuli

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 01:52 PM (7O/Eb)

479 Obama: Clowns

NPP: John Wayne Gacy

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 01:53 PM (x+Mi6)

480 Obama=Elizabeth Taylor Nobel=Ham Sandwich

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 01:53 PM (tKfZv)

481 Obama : The Taliban

Nobel : Soap

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 09, 2009 01:53 PM (TZazt)

482 #485 I took my daughter to that play.  Funny in the modern day version (Wicked) it turns out the Wicked Witch of the West was framed.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:53 PM (HAdov)

483

Obama = good dialogue.

Nobel Prize = George Lucas.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 01:53 PM (IDvmq)

484 484 excellent H.G.Wells reference!

Posted by: Tee 866 at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (TFoyC)

485 Obama: John Kennedy's Head
Nobel Prize: (Okay... too far.)

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (KeHPo)

486 Obama: Your team playing its most hated division rival Nobel Prize: Dan Dierdorf

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (jlvw3)

487 Obama = Goehring's soaring Luftwaffe.

Nobel Peace Prize = Churchill's soaring rhetoric.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (cxGtL)

488 Obama = "Sittin on the Dock of the Bay" Nobel Prize = Michael Bolton

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (oEAm5)

489 #489 Ouch, that still hurts even a year later thinking about that.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (HAdov)

490 Nobel Committee = Bob Griese
Obama = The Ball

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (lN56Y)

491 Obama = 10 year old car
Nobel Prize = cash for clunkers

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (xVKXy)

492 Obama: The movie Deep throat
Nobel :  Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (r7Vc3)

493 O = the rose

N = the bloom is off

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (FhPAC)

494
Obama: Erin Andrews


Nobel prize: Peephole

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:54 PM (+FzLa)

495

Just for CoolCzech:

Obama = Carol Brady

Nobel = Mullet

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:55 PM (kwarN)

496 Obama = Whitney Houston
Nobel = Bobby Brown

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 01:55 PM (pkOAj)

497 Obama = jar of homemade pickles

Nobel Prize = botulism

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:55 PM (sey23)

498 208 NPP: Andy Richter

Obama: Wolf Blitzer

+1

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 01:55 PM (RykTt)

499 Obama = Star Wars

Nobel Peace Prize = Ewoks or Jar Jar take your pic

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 01:55 PM (erIg9)

500

Obama = Evolution

Nobel Peace Prize = a banana

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 01:55 PM (T1l1O)

501

Obama = your office chair

Nobel = a night of surfing porn

 

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 01:55 PM (QoR4a)

502

Obama = New Orleans

Nobel Prize = Katrina

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 01:55 PM (ZBY0f)

503

Obama: Hapless Tijuana cougar

Nobel Prize: Dick Cheney's cock

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 01:56 PM (cc7EP)

504 Obama: HP
Nobel Prize: Carly Fiorina

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:56 PM (HAdov)

505

Obama: Iraqi jet fighter pilot


Nobel Prize: Hot Israeli spy

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:56 PM (+FzLa)

506

Obama = a 13 year old girl

Nobel Prize = Roman Polanski

(Sorry if this has been done already...)

Posted by: LGoPs at October 09, 2009 01:56 PM (tm/sN)

507

Obama = 2006 Bears

Nobel = Rex Grossman

 

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 01:56 PM (kwarN)

508 Obama = Craft Services table for 'The View'

Nobel Prize = Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 01:56 PM (2FZO3)

509 I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow-white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
And keep it company
(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to see the world for once
(Let the world sing today)
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
For peace throughout the land
That's the song I hear
(That's the song I hear)
Let the world sing today
(Let the whole wide world keep singing)
A song of peace that echoes on
And never goes away


Put your hand in my hand
Let's begin today
Put your hand in my hand
Help me find a way


Do I get the Nobel Piece Prize now?

Posted by: drjohn at October 09, 2009 01:56 PM (HXRkG)

510 Nobel Prize = Tylenol
Obama = Sodium Cyanide

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:56 PM (lN56Y)

511
Obama: Microsoft


Nobel Prize: Windows Vista

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:57 PM (+FzLa)

512 500 posts in 1 hr.  Wow.

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 01:57 PM (RykTt)

513 Obama = Ayatolla's tomb

Nobel Peace Prize = Iran's ONLY AWACs

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 01:57 PM (erIg9)

514 Obama = great job as a waiter

Nobel Peace Prize = Nicole's sunglasses

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 01:57 PM (sey23)

515

Obama  = Super Techmo Bowl AI

Nobel =  Bo Jackson

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 01:57 PM (QoR4a)

516 Obama= Virginity

Nobel = Cheap wine

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 01:57 PM (MMC8r)

517 Obama = your brain
NobelP = your brain on drugs

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 01:57 PM (KeHPo)

518 Obama = Ayatolla's tomb

Nobel Peace Prize = Iran's ONLY AWACs

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (erIg9)

Nominated.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:57 PM (lN56Y)

519 Nobel:  Crack
Obama:  crack head

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (r7Vc3)

520 Obama: House of Cards
Nobel Prize: Allergy Sufferer

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (HAdov)

521 Now that this thread's cooking and people are in the swing, Imma doin' Warden's joke again: Nobel Prize= "I won't come in your mouth" Obama = Your mouth

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (jlvw3)

522 O = limp dick

N = fake internet viagra

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (FhPAC)

523 Obama = Ace

Nobel Prize = bra hooks

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (MMC8r)

524

Obama = Womp Rat

Nobel Prize = Luke Skywalker

Posted by: LGoPs at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (tm/sN)

525 Obama = great job as a waiter

Nobel Peace Prize = Nicole's sunglasses

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (sey23)

Definitely another nominee.  LOL.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (lN56Y)

526

Obama = Chicago Cubs

Nobel Prize = Steve Bartman

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (ZBY0f)

527 Obama = Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

Nobel Prize = Shatner

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 01:58 PM (2FZO3)

528

Obama = Female AoS lurker's first ever comment

Nobel = Wickedpinto

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 01:59 PM (QoR4a)

529
Obama = Curley Howard

Nobel = cream pie on table.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 01:59 PM (jvrmc)

530 526

Obama  = Super Techmo Bowl AI

Nobel =  Bo Jackson

++Good

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 01:59 PM (HAdov)

531 473 CoolCzech Why do you know that?! BURP! Why NOT??

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 01:59 PM (QECjC)

532

Obama: Surfing porn while your wife and mother in law are at the movies.


Nobel Prize: Not being able to click off all the windows before they walk in.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 01:59 PM (+FzLa)

533 Obama = Adam's peaceful bachelor life in the Garden of Eden

Nobel = The sudden arrival of Eve and her lamentable apple fetish

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 01:59 PM (cxGtL)

534

Vote for Barack Obama for the 2009 Heisman Trophy at ESPN

Posted by: trentk269 at October 09, 2009 01:59 PM (Jb7eL)

535 I think the Nobel committee was definitely trying to influence American foreign policy. Now the world's expectations will be for Obama to act like a Nobel winner.

Posted by: JEA at October 09, 2009 01:59 PM (6GUJP)

536 Obama: Me! Me!

NPP: Wee! Wee!

Posted by: mongerel at October 09, 2009 02:00 PM (TVnpl)

537 Clean up on Who came in second? thread.  A nest of nasty, and truly ingnorant trolls has appeared.  Anyone? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:00 PM (UOM48)

538 Obama = great job on Wall Street

Nobel Peace Prize = Obama

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:00 PM (sey23)

539 Obama = Old person
Nobel = Obamacare

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 02:00 PM (lN56Y)

540 Obama = Britney Spear's Vagina Nobel Peace Prize Committee = A sharp razor

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:00 PM (QECjC)

541

Obama =  My Ex's Framed Picture of her Luftwaffe-Pilot Grandfather (Swastika and all) on her Nightstand.

Nobel =  Jewish Me, Smackin' her German Ass and Throwin' Circumcised Darts!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 09, 2009 02:00 PM (zTAfB)

542

Obama = 1972 Ford Pinto

Nobel Peace Prize = Gentle nudge from the rear

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 02:01 PM (VoetP)

543 Obama: Cardinals
Nobel Prize: Dodgers

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 02:01 PM (HAdov)

544 Damn Puppet!  Begone...

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 02:01 PM (zTAfB)

545

Obama = Hollywood Romance

Nobel = Hayden Christianson

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 02:01 PM (QoR4a)

546

sweet Jesus with a hammer in his hands is this thread supposed to make sense?? I'm in a Sudafed haze and all sorts of confused.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2009 02:01 PM (fIc+l)

547


Obama  = Jenna Jameson's face

Nobel =  The High School Football team

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:02 PM (cc7EP)

548

I can't top this with a joke:

Even 70% of the french don't think Obama deserves the reward:

http://tinyurl.com/yhrenyt  (link to Fargo internet poll screen shot via winds of change net)

Posted by: ArandomPerson at October 09, 2009 02:02 PM (T0bd+)

549 Obama: The girls from The Facts of Life Nobel Prize: Chocolate & puberty

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:02 PM (jlvw3)

550

Obama = Alec Baldwin

Nobel = spittle flecked voicemail

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 02:02 PM (pkOAj)

551 Obama=goat

Nobel=Taliban

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:02 PM (UOM48)

552 Obama=San Francisco Cocksucker Nobel=Wu

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 02:02 PM (tKfZv)

553

Obama = X/Nobel Prize = Y Thread

Nobel = JEA

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 02:02 PM (QoR4a)

554 I'm in a Sudafed haze and all sorts of confused.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2009 07:01 PM (fIc+l)

I can diagnose that if you post a picture of your boobs.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 02:02 PM (lN56Y)

555 Nobel Prize = The Parent Trap Obama = Basket Case

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (oEAm5)

556 obama: bambi

NPP: Godzilla

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (RSotP)

557 Obama: Nixon Nobel: Watergate Tapes

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (4iIhs)

558

Obama = Sam Bowie

Nobel Peace Prize Committee = Portland Trailblazers

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (T1l1O)

559 obama: penny on train tracks

NPP: train

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (RSotP)

560 Obama = SPF 35 Nobel = solar flare

Posted by: yakmaster at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (CjMhj)

561

Obama = Alec Baldwin

Nobel = spittle flecked voicemail

Obama = childhood upbringing

Nobel = Alec Baldwin

 

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (QoR4a)

562

Obama = John Lennon

Nobel Prize = Mark Chapman

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (ZBY0f)

563

Obama = Val Kilmer

Nobel = Role of Madmartigan

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (kwarN)

564

Obama  = Ford Motor Company

Nobel =  The Edsel


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:03 PM (cc7EP)

565 Obama=his overinflated ego

Nobel=giant pin

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:04 PM (UOM48)

566 Obama = Tara Reid Nobel Prize = boob job

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 02:04 PM (oEAm5)

567 Obama    -JFK,Jr.
Nobel Prize  -  That fateful plane trip

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:04 PM (A51gv)

568 Madmartigan! Madmartigan!

Posted by: Willow at October 09, 2009 02:04 PM (cxGtL)

569

Obama = Jethro Tull

Nobel = Under Wraps

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:04 PM (kwarN)

570 Obama: Hockey Stick Theory
Nobel Prize: The actual evidence

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 02:05 PM (HAdov)

571 Obama = Humor

Nobel = This Thread

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 09, 2009 02:05 PM (TZazt)

572 Obama=Michelle O

Nobel=Carla Bruni

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:05 PM (UOM48)

573 obama: chargers personnel office

NPP: ryan leaf

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 02:05 PM (RSotP)

574

Obama  = Lawn Darts

Nobel =  The Consumer Products Safety Commission

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:05 PM (cc7EP)

575 Obama = porn
Nobel Committee = 14 year old boy
The rest of us = his jeans

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 02:05 PM (lN56Y)

576 554 Obama: 1987 Cardinals
Nobel Prize: Dodgers Metrodome air conditioners

fify


Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:05 PM (sey23)

577 Obama = Heel
Nobel = Plantar fasciitis

Posted by: Winston at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (KquJp)

578 Obama = Moon
Nobel= LCROSS Mission

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (r7Vc3)

579

Obama = Bill Buckner

Nobel Prize = ground ball

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (IDvmq)

580 583 Obama=Michelle O

Nobel=Carla Bruni

Ouch! That one probably left a mark.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (HAdov)

581 576 Obama=his overinflated ego Nobel=giant pin Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:04 PM (UOM4 Naah, more like: Obama's head = Balloon Nobel Peace Prize Committee = $2,000 Hooker w/Oral Fixation

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (QECjC)

582

Obama = Leah Thompson's career

Nobel = Howard the Duck

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (kwarN)

583 obama: buggy whip makers

NPP: Model T

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (RSotP)

584

Obama: Michael Cimino


Nobel prize: Heavens gate

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (+FzLa)

585 Obama = Any sitcom

Nobel = Ted McGinley

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (MMC8r)

586 Obama=Hobo

Nobel=Ace

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:06 PM (UOM48)

587 What's with all the chargers hate?

Obama: LT
Nobel Prize: Playoffs

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 02:07 PM (HAdov)

588

Obama = Michael Moore

Nobel Prize = latest movie

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 02:07 PM (IDvmq)

589 Obama = 13 year old girl Nobel Peace Prize Committee = Roman Polanski

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:07 PM (QECjC)

590 Obama = Marvin Martian

Nobel Peace Prize = Bugs Bunny and the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:07 PM (erIg9)

591 Obama = Star Trek with Shatner starring

Nobel = Shatner directing

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 02:07 PM (MMC8r)

592

Obama = Metallica

Nobel = 1989 Grammy's

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 02:07 PM (pkOAj)

593 Obama: Client Number 9 Nobel Prize: Client Numbers 1-8

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:07 PM (jlvw3)

594

Obama = Madmartigan

Nobel = Willow saying "You are great!"

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (kwarN)

595 Obama=CNN

Nobel=Red Eye w/Greg Gutfield

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (UOM48)

596 Obama = ObamaCare Nobel = Obama

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (4iIhs)

597

Obama = Slice off the Tee into Water Hazard

Nobel Prize = Duck Hook Left Out of Bounds 

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (ZBY0f)

598

Obama  = Pigeon flying in baseball stadium

Nobel =  Randy Johnson fastball

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (cc7EP)

599 Obama = Father of the Year
Nobel = Bob Saget

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (r7Vc3)

600 577 Obama = Tara Reid Nobel Prize = boob job They're alive... ALIVE, I say!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (QECjC)

601 Obama: Happy Gilmore
Nobel Prize: Bob Barker

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (HAdov)

602 Nobel Prize = A cruise in a convertible on a warm autumn day.
Obama = JFK

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (RykTt)

603

Obama = Michael Moore

Nobel Prize = latest movie

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (IDvmq)


Obama = Denny's Buffet

Nobel Peace Prize = Michael Moore

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:08 PM (erIg9)

604 Obama = How hot Carrie Fisher was in Jabba the Hut's fortress in Return of the Jedi.

Nobel = Heroine, Cheetos, and 3 decades.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 02:09 PM (cxGtL)

605 Obama = Obama Nobel Prize = Nobel Prize

Posted by: some guy in ohio at October 09, 2009 02:09 PM (rFLG5)

606  
Obama---Hiroshima

Nobel--Atomic Bomb

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:09 PM (A51gv)

607

OBAMA = SUPERBOWL

NPP = Heidi

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 02:09 PM (rVJH4)

608 Obama = Eastern Promises Nobel Prize = Viggo Morenson's asshole

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:09 PM (jlvw3)

609
Obama = Le Petit Couchon

Nobel = Big Bad Wolf

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 02:09 PM (1rflU)

610 obama: Columbia Pictures

NPP: Ishtar

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 02:09 PM (RSotP)

611 Obama = George Lucas

Nobel = Howard the Duck

Posted by: nickless, I laugh, I laugh at October 09, 2009 02:09 PM (MMC8r)

612 620 Obama = Eastern Promises

Nobel Prize = Viggo Morenson's asshole

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (jlvw3)


where do I send the bill for the new keyboard?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:10 PM (erIg9)

613 Obama: Stanford Band
Nobel Prize: California Special Teams

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 02:10 PM (HAdov)

614

Obama: John Edwards


Nobel Prize: John Edwards' Cock

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:10 PM (+FzLa)

615 Obama = Pamela Anderson

Nobel = 20 years

Posted by: nickless, I laugh, I laugh at October 09, 2009 02:10 PM (MMC8r)

616 obama=cobra

nobel prize= Rikki-Tikki-Tavvi

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at October 09, 2009 02:11 PM (ZViaT)

617 Obama=Teh Won throwing out first pitch

Nobel=granny jeans

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:11 PM (UOM48)

618 Obama: Meet the Parents Nobel Prize: Meet the Fokkers

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:11 PM (jlvw3)

619 Obama = John Kerry

Nobel = John Kerry's mouth

Posted by: nickless, you rang? at October 09, 2009 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

620 Obama: Productivity
Nobel Prize: This thread

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 02:11 PM (HAdov)

621

Obama = Augustus Gloop

Nobel Prize = River of chocolate

 

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 02:11 PM (3K4hn)

622

Obama: Super Bowl XXXVIII


Nobel prize: Nipple slip

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:12 PM (+FzLa)

623

Obama  = El Presidente Arius' private army

Nobel =  Col. John Matrix

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:12 PM (cc7EP)

624 Obama = Mary Jo Kopechne Nobel Peace Prize = Ted Kennedy

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:12 PM (QECjC)

625 Obama: The memory of the first girl you had sex with Nobel Prize: The dude she was thinking of during it

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:12 PM (jlvw3)

626 Obama:  Incitatus

Nobel:  Caligula

Posted by: GT at October 09, 2009 02:12 PM (wt+Mh)

627 Obama = Canadian Geese Nobel = Sully Sullenburger and his plane.

Posted by: Trish at October 09, 2009 02:13 PM (0U5Kd)

628

Obama = how I felt on election night

Nobel peace prize = Why I don't feel so bad

Posted by: MAJ O at October 09, 2009 02:13 PM (rhqHD)

629 Obama = Box of Condoms Nobel Peace Prize = Hooker Convention

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:13 PM (QECjC)

630

Obama = "E" for "Effort"

Nobel Prize = "F" for "Fail" 

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 02:13 PM (ZBY0f)

631
Obama--Cambodia

Nobel--Pol Pot

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:13 PM (A51gv)

632

Obama = Tony Romo

Nobel Peace Prize = A must-win game

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 02:13 PM (nkNCq)

633 O=The Cubs
N=Steve Bartman

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:13 PM (dhFYq)

634 Obama: General Zod of Krypton Nobel Prize: Some sort of super-saran-wrap

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:14 PM (jlvw3)

635

Obama  = The Matrix

Nobel =  The Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:14 PM (cc7EP)

636 638 Obama: Incitatus Nobel: Caligula Posted by: GT at October 09, 2009 07:12 PM (wt+Mh) Now that's a horse of a different color...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:14 PM (QECjC)

637 Obama=Gen. McChrystal

Nobel=Obama's amazing military strategy skillz

Actually, this isn't funny.  It just pisses me off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:14 PM (UOM48)

638 Obama = HRC Nobel = VRWC

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:14 PM (4iIhs)

639

Obama: Gay Escort


Nobel Prize: Ringing the bell and having Barney Frank open the door.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (+FzLa)

640 Obama = Narcissist Nobel = Bonehead

Posted by: kim in vancouver usa at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (lzBKU)

641 Obama = Box of  One Condom
Nobel Peace Prize = Hooker Convention

FIFY

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (r7Vc3)

642 Obama = Fine Acting Nobel Peace Prize = Bob Denver

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (7O/Eb)

643 Obama = Chicago 2016 Nobel Peace Prize Committee = International Olympic Committee

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (QECjC)

644 Obama: Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula Nobel Prize: Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula's hairdresser

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (jlvw3)

645 617 Obama = Obama
Nobel Prize = Nobel Prize

Posted by: some guy in ohio at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (rFLG5)

FAIL

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (dhFYq)

646

Obama = Clearing your throat

Nobel = coughing up a tonsilith

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (kwarN)

647
Obama--The Titanic

Nobel--Iceberg

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (A51gv)

648

Obama  = Alderran

Nobel =  The Death Star

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:15 PM (cc7EP)

649 Obama = "that chicken" Nobel = Ernie Anastos

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:16 PM (4iIhs)

650
Obama =  Ray Fosse

Nobel Prize = Pete Rose

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 02:16 PM (rC+/c)

651 Obama = The Orlando Magic's near lock on game 1 of the 1995 NBA Finals

Nobel = Nick Anderson's four missed free throws

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 02:16 PM (cxGtL)

652
Obama =  Pete Rose

Nobel Prize = A. Bartlett Giamatti

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 02:16 PM (rC+/c)

653

Obama: The Wrath Of Khan


Nobel Prize: Star Trek III, The Search For Spock

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:16 PM (+FzLa)

654

Obama  = Nail

Nobel =  Hammer

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:17 PM (cc7EP)

655

Obama = tranny

Nobel = post-op

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:17 PM (kwarN)

656 Obama = Special Olympian who tried really really hard
Mobel Prize = Shiny!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 02:17 PM (xqhoO)

657 648/ Cool Czech:

Racist!!

Posted by: GT at October 09, 2009 02:17 PM (wt+Mh)

658

Obama = girlfriend kissing your stomach and working her way down

Nobel = wearing yesterday's underwear

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 02:17 PM (eOa+I)

659
Obama = A. Bartlett Giamatti

Nobel Prize = Fatal Heart Attack

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 02:17 PM (rC+/c)

660

Nobel = strippers g-string

Obama = the eighteen dollars in singles they give you in change when you buy a beer

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 02:17 PM (jvrmc)

661 Obama=MSM

Nobel=Rahm, Gibbsy, Axelrod

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (UOM48)

662 Obama = Rubber globe Nobel = Proctologist

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (QECjC)

663 >> I'm in a Sudafed haze and all sorts of confused.

Obama: Ellen Fleiss

Nobel: Mac commercial

beep beep beep

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (taJZA)

664 Obama: Firefly
NPP: Fox Network

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (n1uMU)

665 Obama = Emperor's Old Clothes Nobel = Emperor's New Clothes

Posted by: Stirner at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (XOE03)

666

Obama:  crap

Nobel Prize:  2 pieces of bread

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (wAQA5)

667 Obama = Cuba Gooding

Nobel = The Oscar

Obama = Every movie Cuba Gooding's done since

Posted by: nickless, you rang? at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (MMC8r)

668  Obama--Neville Chamberlain

Nobel--Hitler

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (A51gv)

669  Hardball seems focused on Charlie Rangel tonight.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (xqhoO)

670 EDIT 674 Obama = Rubber glove Nobel = Proctologist

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (QECjC)

671 Obama=Captain America's self-respect
NPP=palin steele

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (dhFYq)

672 Obama = a feminine napkin Nobel = that time of the month

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:18 PM (4iIhs)

673

Obama = Spock

Nobel = playing the Vulcan lyre in "Way to Eden"

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (kwarN)

674

Obama  = Evel Knievel

Nobel =  Caesar's Palace Fountains

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (cc7EP)

675

Obama = Run-away Amtrack Train

Nobel Prize = A "No Bridge" Sign

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (ZBY0f)

676 Obama= theatre seat Nobel=Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (tKfZv)

677 Obama - The Beatles

NPP - Yoko Ono

Posted by: jas at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (ZM2Bn)

678 Nobel Prize = 2009 Season MVP award

Obama = Derrick Williams

Posted by: Alex at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (jSPZL)

679 Obama = Al Capone
Nobel Prize = the IRS

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (RykTt)

680 Obama: Your girlfriend tells you she wants to try anal Nobel Prize: She gets out a huge strap-on

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (jlvw3)

681 Obama: A perfectly good movie
NPP: The casting of Nicholas Cage

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 02:19 PM (n1uMU)

682
Obama = What's Cooking
Nobel Prize = The Rock

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 02:20 PM (rC+/c)

683 Obama = Richard Nixon

Nobel Peace Prize = Memorex

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:20 PM (erIg9)

684 heh

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 02:20 PM (IDvmq)

685 Obama = Saudi prince

Nobel Prize Committee = Anal bomber

Posted by: W.C. Varones at October 09, 2009 02:20 PM (0vTD+)

686

Obama: 1968 Jets/Raiders playoff game


Nobel Prize: Heidi

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:21 PM (+FzLa)

687 Obama = rich daddy with weak ticker

Nobel Prize = his new wife

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:21 PM (sey23)

688 obama= snail
nobel= salt

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 02:21 PM (Oxen1)

689 Obama = America

Nobel = 52%

Posted by: Editor at October 09, 2009 02:21 PM (pUfK9)

690 See that last one works doubly because the Nobel Committee did more damage to themselves than to Obama.

Posted by: W.C. Varones at October 09, 2009 02:21 PM (0vTD+)

691

Obama  = King Kong

Nobel =  Spindly little biplanes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:21 PM (cc7EP)

692
Obama--U of Michigan

Nobel--OSU

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (A51gv)

693 Obama = Girl waiting for her blind date

Nobel = Henry Waxman

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (MMC8r)

694 Obama = black people finally equaling whites and Asians in average income and other important metrics

Nobel = their willingness to stay on the Democrat's reservation, relying disproportionately on government largesse

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (cxGtL)

695 Nobel =  Trampoline
Obama = skidmarks

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (r7Vc3)

696 Obama=track suit

Nobel=Michael Moore

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (UOM48)

697

Obama = Conan the Barbarian

Nobel = Conan the Destroyer

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (kwarN)

698 God, will this never end, (not the thread). Obama=Homosexual, Illegal Immigrant, Radical Communist Nobel = "Raaaaaaaaaaaacist!"

Posted by: docjohn52 at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (UOWe+)

699 Obama = Tom Brady
Nobel Peace Prize = Bernard Pollard

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (OkT2m)

700 Obama = fun new convertible

Nobel Peace Prize = LA traffic

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (sey23)

701 Obama - Joe Pisarcik

NPP - Herm Edwards

Posted by: jas at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (ZM2Bn)

702 << 692 Obama: Your girlfriend tells you she wants to try anal Nobel Prize: She gets out a huge strap-on Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (jlvw3) >> DING! DING!

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:22 PM (7O/Eb)

703 Obama: Your girlfriend tells you she wants to try anal

Nobel Prize: She gets out a huge strap-on

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (jlvw3)



Obama: Your girlfriend says she's already tried anal


Nobel Prize: It wasn't with you

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (+FzLa)

704 Obama=Speedo

Nobel=Michael Moore

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (UOM48)

705 Obama=Hadouken, Hadouken, Hadouken!
NPP=Spinning Side Kick!

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (dhFYq)

706 Conan the Destroyer wasn't that bad.  It was a good D&D movie.

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (n1uMU)

707

Obama = Rosie O'Donnel

Nobel Prize = The View

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (ZBY0f)

708
Obama--New Orleans
Nobel--Katrina

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (A51gv)

709

Obama  = Ostrich

Nobel =  God's sense of humor

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (cc7EP)

710 Obama = Wonderful Pistachios
Nobel Prize = Can't-fail Levi Johnston endorsement

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (xqhoO)

711

Obama = proper punctuation.

Nobel Prize = DrewM.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 02:23 PM (IDvmq)

712 700 obama= snail
nobel= salt hungry Frenchman

fify

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:24 PM (sey23)

713

Obama: Bathroom stall at Chili's


Nobel Prize: No toilet paper.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:24 PM (+FzLa)

714 Obama=Nancy Pelosi

Nobel=Zombie plastic surgeon

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:24 PM (UOM48)

715 Obama: A well-run, competent Presidential campaign. Nobel Peace Prize: Bob Dole

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:24 PM (7O/Eb)

716 Obama = Larry Craig Nobel = "Narrow" airport bathroom stalls

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:24 PM (4iIhs)

717 Obama - LGF

NPP - Evolution vs. creationism

Posted by: jas at October 09, 2009 02:24 PM (ZM2Bn)

718 Obama = Little Man Nobel Peace Prize Committee = the Boat

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:24 PM (QECjC)

719

Obama:  port-a-potty

Nobel Prize:  Bus tourists at a rest stop 2 hours outside of Vegas after an all you can eat breakfast

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 02:25 PM (wAQA5)

720

Obama = Plate glass window, Los Angeles, 1992

Nobel Peace Prize = Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 02:25 PM (T1l1O)

721
Obama = date you finally get with the hot babe

Nobel = giant zit that magically appears on your forehead 30 min before said date

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 02:25 PM (jvrmc)

722 Obama=Buttboy Nobel=Michelle with no KY

Posted by: akaimon at October 09, 2009 02:25 PM (ddZ1D)

723 Obama = your fingers Nobel Prize = lit m-80

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 02:25 PM (oEAm5)

724 Obama = Al Gore Nobel = A Lock Box

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:25 PM (4iIhs)

725 Obama = your first orgy

Nobel Peace Prize = it's with Rosie O'Donnel, Madeleine Albright, and Helen Thomas

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:26 PM (erIg9)

726

Obama--Potentially cute romantic comedy

Nobel--Jennifer Aniston

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:26 PM (A51gv)

727 Obama=your girlfriend finally saying she will try anal Nobel Prize= the Chipotle dinner you and her ate 2 hours before

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 09, 2009 02:26 PM (bNABd)

728 Obama=irony

Nobel=Boooosh

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:26 PM (UOM48)

729

Nobel: Sarah Palin

 

Obama: wolf

Posted by: Dagny at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (eX/2W)

730

Obama  = Master Swordsman

Nobel =  Indiana Jones

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (cc7EP)

731

Obama = Swarm of killer bees of Michael Caine's VW's windshield

Nobel = Wipers

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (outBY)

732 Obama: Your wife wants a three way Nobel Prize: And your brother has already agreed

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (jlvw3)

733

Obamuh= Richard Prior

Nobel= Crack Pipe Free Base Explodies!

Posted by: lowest strata at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (rEXsq)

734 Obama=Serpentor
NPP=wearing a cape on a skiff held aloft by two vertical turbines

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (dhFYq)

735

Obama = Bruce Lee

Nobel Prize = Casting director of "Kung Fu" TV series

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (nkNCq)

736 Obama = Tiger Woods' tee shot

Nobel Prize = moron shouting "in the hole"

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (sey23)

737 Obama=moose

Nobel=Sarah

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:27 PM (UOM48)

738 Obama = Lindsay Lohan
Nobel = Lindsay Lohan

Posted by: Editor at October 09, 2009 02:28 PM (pUfK9)

739 Obama = Uranus Nobel Peace Prize Committee = Klingons

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:28 PM (QECjC)

740 Obama = Gilligan

Nobel prize = SS Minow on a 3-hour tour

Posted by: Uh-huh at October 09, 2009 02:29 PM (EnLGh)

741 Obama = Oakland Raiders

Nobel Prize = Al Davis, not intending to destroy the franchise's legacy, but doing it out of ignorance and incompetence just the same.

Fiddy2'ers: The Black Hole

Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 09, 2009 02:29 PM (Jdtsu)

742 Nobel peace prize = "No really, we were serious"
Obama = 700+ jokes in under 2 hours

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at October 09, 2009 02:29 PM (wEeOx)

743 Obama=Ace

Nobel=Dr. Drew

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:29 PM (UOM48)

744

Obama = Mr. Drummond

Nobel = dusty old slave trading documents for a school geneology project

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 02:29 PM (outBY)

745 Awesome.

This will stop Obama from bombing Iran.

Ron Paul 2012!

Posted by: Molly at October 09, 2009 02:29 PM (wvkyi)

746 Obama: The Klingon Empire
NPP: The Praxis explosion

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (n1uMU)

747 Obama = a clean pair of underwear Nobel = a shart

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (4iIhs)

748 Obama=ace's brilliant post
NPP=the post on the same topic DrewM. wrote an hour ago

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (dhFYq)

749 Obama = the hot girl across the room at the bar

Nobel = the hot guy across the room at the bar

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (cxGtL)

750

Obama  = Alan Moore

Nobel =  Film version of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (cc7EP)

751
Obama = girl who ask you to join her and her hot friend in a threesome

 Nobel = the gay dude that's her hot friend.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (jvrmc)

752

Obama: Your wife agreeing to a threeway with another woman


Nobel prize: It already happened and you weren't invited

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (+FzLa)

753

Obama = ACORN

NPP = Tony Roma's voter's registration application

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (rVJH4)

754 Obama: Olbermann
Nobel Prize: Death

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (HAdov)

755 Obama = Nicholas Cage Nobel Prize = bear suit

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (oEAm5)

756

Barack Obama = Barack Obama

Nobel Peace Prize = President of the United States of America

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (T1l1O)

757 Obama = Dolly Parton on a trampoline

Nobel = The fact that she's about 70

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 02:30 PM (MMC8r)

758 Obama=herd of sheep

Nobel=Pokeestaan sheep herders

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:31 PM (UOM48)

759 Obama = Mary Ann Nobel = The Professor

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:31 PM (QECjC)

760 Obama: Water
Nobel Peace Prize: Sodium

Posted by: chemjeff at October 09, 2009 02:31 PM (JgygP)

761 (was that right?)

Posted by: chemjeff at October 09, 2009 02:31 PM (JgygP)

762 Obama: 1963 Chevy Corvair Nobel Peace Prize: Ralph Nader

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:31 PM (7O/Eb)

763 Obama: The Ron Paul REVOLUTION!1!! Nobel Prize: Life is not the internet

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:31 PM (jlvw3)

764 762, good. heh.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:32 PM (jlvw3)

765 Obama = the Terminator

Nobel Peace Prize = the Governator

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:32 PM (sey23)

766 Obama=a clear series of related jokes amusing the moron horde
NPP=molly cheering Ron Paul

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:32 PM (dhFYq)

767

Obama = ReRun at a Doobies Brothers concert

Nobel = malfunctioning bootleg tape recorder

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 02:32 PM (outBY)

768

Obama = Harry Nilsson

Nobel = John Lennon

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:32 PM (/E/UE)

769 Obama=slab of thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon

Nobel=Uncle Facts

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:32 PM (UOM48)

770 Nobel Prize = I wanna hold your hand Obama = Revolution #9

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 02:33 PM (oEAm5)

771

Obama = hope.

Nobel Prize = change.

Posted by: generic name (rdb) at October 09, 2009 02:33 PM (IDvmq)

772 Obama = I swear to Christ I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans"!

Nobel Peace Prize = Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with the fried mozzarella sticks and the goofy shit on the walls?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 02:33 PM (mJWd6)

773

Obama: John Edwards, with everything under control

Nobel Prize: National Enquirer

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 09, 2009 02:33 PM (Zi+FQ)

774

Obama = Brady Bunch

Nobel Prize = Tiki Idol

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 02:33 PM (5skY4)

775 Obama: Clown Suit Nobel Peace Prize: John Gacy

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:33 PM (7O/Eb)

776

I'm off for the evening now but maybe a few regulars here could help with troll control in the Mission Accomplished/Poison Chalice thread in-between posting quickies here?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2009 02:34 PM (2qU2d)

777
Obama--Xerxes

Nobel--the Greeks

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:34 PM (A51gv)

778 Obama = low-flow toilet

Nobel Peace Prize = chili-eating contest

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:34 PM (sey23)

779 Obama: Your wife cries out in orgasm Nobel Prize: You can hear her in the next room

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:34 PM (jlvw3)

780

Obama = Transaxle

Nobel = Ripley

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (outBY)

781 Obama: Matt Holiday
Nobel: Baseball

Posted by: Freida Lay at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (ax4Qo)

782

Obama = Art-egedon

NPP = Acornholio voting machine

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (rVJH4)

783

Obama  = DumDum

Nobel =  Job Fair

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (cc7EP)

784 Obama = Evil commies in Red Dawn

Nobel Prize = Wolverines!

Posted by: Uh-huh at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (EnLGh)

785

Obama  = Ted Williams' frozen severed head with a can of tuna stuck to it

Nobel =  idiot with a monkey wrench

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (AnTyA)

786
Obama--Mel Gibson's career

Nobel.--that drunken rant

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (A51gv)

787

Feel free to trot out old jokes. I don't remember many of them anyway.

So Valu rite does affect memory loss!

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (2+9Yx)

788

Obama = Star Wars fanchise creative integrity

Nobel Prize = midichlorians

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (5skY4)

789
Obama = Seagull
Noble Prize = Dave Winfield

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (rC+/c)

790 andy -- I'll look. Jane mentioned trolls but she said the WHo Came in Second? thread. I looked there and didn't see any problem. I'll look in this one.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (jlvw3)

791 It's weird how the trolls have suddenly materialized.

Do they really think this prize matters

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:35 PM (sey23)

792
#780

I'm so humiliated that I get that one.

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

793 Obama=libtards

Nobel=cold dose of reality in 2012

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:36 PM (UOM48)

794

Obama = your wife wearing lingerie to bed

Nobel  = you just got done beating off while she was in the shower

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 02:36 PM (eOa+I)

795

Obama = Plastic Man ready to seal the deal with a slightly tipsy Penny

Nobel Prize = Hula Hula

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 02:36 PM (nkNCq)

796 Obama = France Nobel = War. Any war.

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:36 PM (4iIhs)

797

Obama = Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon

Nobel = The drive-thru

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 02:37 PM (outBY)

798 Obama = Babara Boxer

Nobel = Logic

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 09, 2009 02:37 PM (TZazt)

799
792 Obama: Your wife cries out in orgasm

Nobel Prize: You can hear her in the next room


Bwahahahaha....

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:37 PM (A51gv)

800 Do they really think this prize matters?

They know it doesn't so they have to tell each other nonstop how great it is until they start to believe that its the best thing ever.

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 02:37 PM (n1uMU)

801

Obama = Hot Chick you take home from the bar

Nobel Prize = Prominent Adam's Apple you notice at breakfast

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 02:37 PM (5skY4)

802 Obama = your girlfriend gets a rare form of cancer Nobel Prize = cancer develops into a second fully functional vagina

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 02:37 PM (oEAm5)

803

Obama = testicle

Nobel = torsion

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:37 PM (/E/UE)

804 Obama = Tosche Station

Nobel = Your chores

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 02:38 PM (JVLoU)

805 JenAsh, you reading Ace?

Posted by: Lurkin_no_m0 at October 09, 2009 02:38 PM (6zvrq)

806

Obama = Obama's rectum

Nobel = Dick Cheney's johnson

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 02:38 PM (AnTyA)

807

Obama = Fun side on a Segway

Nobel Prize = Your friends noticing you.

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 02:38 PM (5skY4)

808 Obama = German Attack, Holzwihr, France Jan, '45

Nobel Prize = sausages

AoS Moron Squad = After staying behind to direct artillery fire, Audie Murphy in a disabled and burning M10 (Wolverine), with an operational .50 MG, facing down the Nazi scum.

Posted by: To Hell and Back at October 09, 2009 02:38 PM (X/BNw)

809 Obama = Babe Ruth's legendary home run prediction
Nobel = Mike Blowers

Posted by: Editor at October 09, 2009 02:38 PM (pUfK9)

810 Obama=fantasizing about a three-way

Nobel=Michelle and Orca show up

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:38 PM (UOM48)

811

Obama:  urinal cake

Nobel Prize:  seventh inning stretch

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 02:39 PM (wAQA5)

812
Obama = Remnants of the Iraqi Army Fleeing Kuwait
Noble Prize = Warthogs

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 02:40 PM (rC+/c)

813 Obama = the Democrats nominate a far-left, inexperienced goofball as their 2008 nominee

Nobel = John McCain

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 02:40 PM (cxGtL)

814 Obama = Ace Of Spades HQ

Nobel Peace Prize = Ace's HTML-fu

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (erIg9)

815 Obama: Lighting Technician
NPP: Christian Bale

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (n1uMU)

816 Obama = Starship Troopers

Nobel = Paul Verhoeven

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (JVLoU)

817

Nobel = Sarah Palin

Obama = Moose

Posted by: Bosk at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (pUO5u)

818 Obama=Van Johnson

Nobel=Glenn Beck

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (UOM48)

819 Obama = spaghetti and orange juice

Nobel Peace Prize = stomach flu

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (sey23)

820 Obama=Buying the winning Powerball ticket
NPP=finding it in your pants in the dryer.

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (dhFYq)

821

Obama = guy locked in a cage over a lava pit

Nobel = KALI-MAAAAA

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (outBY)

822

Obama = a happy dog rolling on his back

Nobel = his lipstick is poking out

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (/E/UE)

823 Obama=Pretend President.

Nobel=Pretend honor bestowed.

Posted by: TheresaD at October 09, 2009 02:41 PM (iGCmo)

824

Obama: a lone sheep

Nobel Prize: cast and crew of Hee Haw

Obama: The middle part of a pair of underwear or slacks

Nobel Prize: Michael Moore or John Goodman

Obama: young men named Ramon

Nobel Prize: Rock Hudson

Obama: Hiroshima

Nobel Prize: The Bomb

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 02:42 PM (CHf6r)

825 obama= rat
nobel= cheeze in a trap

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 02:42 PM (Oxen1)

826
Obama: Watching a porn clip in your cubicle at work


Nobel Prize: Forgetting to turn the sound off

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:42 PM (+FzLa)

827 Obama = Milkshake

Nobel = Daniel Day Lewis

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 02:42 PM (aVQo/)

828 Obama=Geraldo Rivera

Nobel=Al Capone's vault

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:42 PM (UOM48)

829 782 Obama=slab of thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon

Nobel=Uncle Facts

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (UOM4


I was gonna do that, but I didn't want to seem to narcissistic, I leave that to Obama

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:43 PM (erIg9)

830 obama= 2% milk
nobel= 6 week old pull date

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 02:43 PM (Oxen1)

831 Obama = Molly

Nobel = A clue

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

832

Nobel Peace Prize = frayed but still usable couch in college

Obama = The last puke that makes it curbside material

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2009 02:44 PM (I3Udb)

833

Obama  = Catherine the Great

Nobel =  Prince Potemkin's horse

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:44 PM (cc7EP)

834 Obama = a snatch Nobel = sand

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:44 PM (4iIhs)

835


Obama: The Crying Game


Nobel Prize: Hot mysterious exotic woman with a penis

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:44 PM (+FzLa)

836 Obama=Sheppy Smith

Nobel=highway overpass in New Orleans after Katrina

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:44 PM (UOM48)

837

Obama:  4 female goats

Nobel Prize:  12 male goats

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 02:44 PM (wAQA5)

838

Obama = Daniel-san knee

Nobel Prize = Cobra Kai leg sweep

Posted by: Zombie Miagi at October 09, 2009 02:45 PM (5skY4)

839 Jane, how about this one:

Obama = Geraldo Rivera's nose

Nobel Peace Prize = Thrown chair

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:45 PM (erIg9)

840 Obama: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Nobel Prize: The need for reason and accountability

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 02:45 PM (xqhoO)

841 obama=stick of butter
nobel= Marlon Brando

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 02:45 PM (Oxen1)

842 Obama = penis

Nobel = Staple gun

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 02:45 PM (MMC8r)

843
Obama--Legend of Robin Hood

Nobel--Kevin Costner

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:45 PM (A51gv)

844

Obama = Goose's Head

Nobel Prize = Plane Canopy

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 02:46 PM (5skY4)

845

Obama:  Self-pat on back

Nobel: Torn Rotator Cuff

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at October 09, 2009 02:46 PM (2Y+xz)

846 Obama = The Nobel Peace Prize The Nobel Peace Prize = Arafat, Carter, Gore & Obama

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:46 PM (4iIhs)

847

Obama  = Jim Fixx

Nobel =  Jogging

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:47 PM (cc7EP)

848

Obama: Sex in the backseat of a Chevette


Nobel Prize: Charley Horse

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:47 PM (+FzLa)

849 Obama: The game is stopped so that the Astros can play and the Houston Little League Champion seems to have won Nobel Prize: "Let. Them. Play. Let them play. LET THEM PLAY. LET THEM PLAY."

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:47 PM (jlvw3)

850 Obama=Xena, Warrior Princess
NPP=the last season, starting with the death of Joxter

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:47 PM (dhFYq)

851 Obama = Fabio's face

Nobel Peace Prize = Canadian Goose

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:47 PM (erIg9)

852

Obama = Childhood Hope

Nobel = X-Ray Specs

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 02:47 PM (eOa+I)

853

In The Future

So, I says to the doctor, "my leg hurts"!

He gave me two nibels and told me to; "Take these Nobels and call me in the morning".

Posted by: miguelhorning at October 09, 2009 02:47 PM (35kgN)

854
Obama = shoe
Nobel = dog turd

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 02:47 PM (AGFgW)

855

Obama = Guy, who had extra-greasy fish tacos, while out on date with hottie.

Nobel Prize = Thinking,wrongly, he was going to squeak out a quick and dry one.

Posted by: Arbalest at October 09, 2009 02:48 PM (kexq+)

856

Obama:   Crater Lake

Nobel:    Meteor

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at October 09, 2009 02:48 PM (2Y+xz)

857

Obama = Field Marshall Monty

Nobel = Operation Market Garden

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 02:48 PM (AGFgW)

858
Obama--Old Yeller

Nobel--rabies

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:48 PM (A51gv)

859
Obama: Shatner
Nobel Prize: Shatner's toupé.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 02:48 PM (TnUnj)

860 Obama: Folsom Street Festival Nobel Peace Prize: Zombietime

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:48 PM (7O/Eb)

861 Obama = Rubbing a lamp you found on the beach and a genie appears

Nobel Peace Prize = Spending the rest of your life feeding and clothing a 12 inch pianist

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 02:48 PM (mJWd6)

862 869

Obama:   Crater Lake

Nobel:    Meteor

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (2Y+xz)


hey, you horning in on my act?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:49 PM (erIg9)

863 obama= hemorrhoid
nobel= Deep Heat Rub

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 02:49 PM (Oxen1)

864 Obama = David Carradine
Nobel Prize = Shoelace

Posted by: Mudshark at October 09, 2009 02:49 PM (11AAY)

865

Obama = Bill Maher

Nobel Prize = Height requirement to ride Space Mountain

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 02:49 PM (5skY4)

866

Obama: The first time you ever saw a woman naked


Nobel prize: It was your mom

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:49 PM (+FzLa)

867 Obama = Some 9/11 terrorists Nobel = "Let's Roll!"

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:49 PM (4iIhs)

868 Obama = Inmate

Nobel = Tossed-salad Guy

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 02:50 PM (X2xSP)

869

Obama  = Lucille Ball

Nobel =  Chocolate Bon Bon assembly line

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:50 PM (cc7EP)

870 Obama: It's a long flight, but a big-time celebrity just sat down next to you and is eager to talk! Nobel Prize: Robin Williams

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:50 PM (jlvw3)

871

Obama = Lucas's head

Nobel = Ketchup

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 02:50 PM (outBY)

872 Obama = getting set up on a blind date with a girl who looks like a porn star

Nobel = remembering who Ron Jeremy is

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 02:50 PM (MMC8r)

873

Obama: Clean underwear

Nobel Prize: Alli

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 09, 2009 02:50 PM (Zi+FQ)

874

Obama:   The woods.

 

Nobel:  A bear getting ready to take a shit.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 09, 2009 02:51 PM (bO5B8)

875

Obama = Iranian Student Thirsty For Freedom

Nobel Committee = Iranian Secret Police / Rape Squad

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 02:51 PM (zTAfB)

876
Obama = celebrity president

Nobel = 16th minute

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 02:51 PM (AGFgW)

877
Obama: Having sex with your girlfriend in a dark room and reaching for the KY Jelly.


Nobel Prize: You grabbed Icy Hot instead

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:51 PM (+FzLa)

878 Obama's acceptance speech. Why not? They gave it to him prematurely, so why shouldn't his speech be aired prematurely?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2009 02:51 PM (2qU2d)

879 Obama=Klatu Berata
NPP=Nih *cough* *cough*

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 02:51 PM (dhFYq)

880 Ace is busy with a bit of troll control on the Mission Accomplished thread.  There are some particularly angry, stupid ones there tonight.  Their Messiah is under attack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 02:51 PM (UOM48)

881

Obama = Mark Hammill's face

Nobel = Corvette Summer

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (outBY)

882 Obama = Hope & Change Nobel = Obama

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (4iIhs)

883

Obama = hot red headed chick

Nobel = her hep C infection

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (AGFgW)

884
Obama--the Left's sanity

Nobel--Sarah's unpublished book at Amazon#1

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (A51gv)

885 Obama = Gore Vidal

Nobel = William Buckley

Posted by: Corona at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (+xghX)

886 893 Obama=Klatu Berata
NPP=Nih *cough* *cough*

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (dhFYq)



lol nice

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (erIg9)

887 Obama: Boner Nobel Peace Prize: Close up of Cindy Sheehan

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (7O/Eb)

888

Obama  = random TinyURL link

Nobel =  Lemon Party

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (cc7EP)

889 Nobel = Superman

Obama = Lois Lane's vagina

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (X2xSP)

890

Nobel Prize = baby

Obama = diaper

Posted by: Crusty at October 09, 2009 02:52 PM (qzgbP)

891

Obama = yanking it

Nobel = your mom walking into your room with your clean and folded laundry becuase you forgot to lock the damn door

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 02:53 PM (AnTyA)

892

obama= cockroach

nobel=  Raid

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 02:53 PM (Oxen1)

893 Obama: Your high school classmates vote you a mention in the yearbook Nobel Prize: "Most Likely to Shart" (Someone just did a similar joke but I really wanted to write "shart.")

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 02:53 PM (jlvw3)

894

Obama = Jeffrey Dahmer

Nobel Committee = Broomstick

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 02:53 PM (zTAfB)

895 Obama = David Brooks

Nobel = Crease

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 02:53 PM (JVLoU)

896

Barry Nobama:  Marion Barry

Nobel:  "That BITCH who set me up!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 02:53 PM (jhCPm)

897

Obama -- you're finally going to get your first bj

Nobel -- she has braces

Posted by: unknown jane at October 09, 2009 02:53 PM (5/yRG)

898

Obama = Johnny telling a joke

Nobel Prize = Johnny explaining it

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 02:53 PM (nkNCq)

899

Barack Obama = Noble Peace Prize

Michelle Obama = Noble Steed Prize

Posted by: Crusty at October 09, 2009 02:54 PM (qzgbP)

900 Obama =  the world
Nobel  =  Scandis

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 02:54 PM (KeHPo)

901
Obama--Hollywood profits

Nobel--Hollywood movies

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:54 PM (A51gv)

902

Obama  = Anne Heche

Nobel =  Daytrip to Fresno, CA

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 02:55 PM (cc7EP)

903

Obama:  Thinking your about to click on something really cool



Nobel Prize:  This is where you wind up.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:55 PM (+FzLa)

904

obama= a cute little kitty

nobel= the blender

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 02:56 PM (Oxen1)

905 Obama = 1968 Volkswagen Beetle Nobel Peace Prize = Ted Bundy

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:56 PM (7O/Eb)

906 Obama = 3-0 Yankees ALCS lead Nobel = The Red Sox

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 02:56 PM (4iIhs)

907 Obama =  the ONT
Nobel  = shoes

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 02:56 PM (KeHPo)

908 Obama = Seattle man arriving at ranch for sex with horse

Nobel = The horse

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 02:57 PM (JVLoU)

909 Nobel Prize:  This is where you wind up.

I had to click that link, no one to blame but myself.

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 02:57 PM (n1uMU)

910
904

Nobel Prize = baby

Obama = diaper diaper rash


Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 02:57 PM (A51gv)

911 Do we refer to Obama as "Sir" now?

Posted by: wHodat at October 09, 2009 02:57 PM (+sBB4)

912 Obama = Epic Nobel = Fail

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 02:57 PM (QECjC)

913
Obama = Vince in Aquaman2

Nobel = Michael Bay directing

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 02:57 PM (AGFgW)

914 Obama = Nerd's chances of realizing his full potential in life, getting rich by working smart, marrying the hot, popular girl he always dreamed of but had no chance with in high school, then rubbing it in the faces of all the former jocks who now work for his company.

Nobel = World of Warcraft

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 02:58 PM (cxGtL)

915 Obama:  John Daly's promising golf career
Nobel Prize:  Schlitz Malt Liquor

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 02:58 PM (IqfKc)

916 Obama=Fail

/huh, what?

Posted by: wHodat at October 09, 2009 02:58 PM (+sBB4)

917

Nobel = your toddler calling for a glass of water

Obama = your orgasm

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 02:58 PM (eOa+I)

918

Obama:  Trojan XXS Trojan condom

Nobel:  That teeny, tiny hole.

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 02:58 PM (jhCPm)

919 Ace was right, there's quite a few gems popping up in these comments.

Posted by: Corona at October 09, 2009 02:59 PM (+xghX)

920 Obama = Swollen, distended hemorrhoids

Nobel Prize = A sharpened tablespoon


Posted by: To Hell and Back at October 09, 2009 02:59 PM (X/BNw)

921 Obama: Dead people and zombies Nobel Peace Prize: 2004 Washington State gubernatorial election

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 02:59 PM (7O/Eb)

922

Obama: Having an awesome time clubbing in Beirut Lebanon



Nobel Prize: Waking up naked next to Chris Hitchens having no memory of what transpired the night before.



Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 02:59 PM (+FzLa)

923

Obama:  Oprah Winfrey's book club

Nobel:  James Frey

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 03:00 PM (jhCPm)

924

Obama = new to the internet

Nobel = lemon party

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 03:00 PM (eOa+I)

925 Obama = your plans at 15

Nobel = your life at 40

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:00 PM (JVLoU)

926 Obama = Monica's Mouth Nobel = Bill Clinton

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 03:00 PM (QECjC)

927

Obama = Reliant's shields

Nobel = Prefix code 16309

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 03:01 PM (outBY)

928

Obama:  Michelle's thong

Nobel Prize:  Michelle after breakfast searching desperately for the Kaopectate

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 03:01 PM (wAQA5)

929

Obama = 1989 Denver Broncos

Nobel = Joe Montana

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2009 03:01 PM (I3Udb)

930
Obama--Medieval Europe circa 1347-1350

Nobel--The Black Plague

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:01 PM (A51gv)

931

Obama  = Renegade

Nobel =  Mr. Roboto

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:02 PM (cc7EP)

932

Obama = Oakland Raiders

Nobel Prize = Tuck Rule

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 03:02 PM (5skY4)

933

Obama = Jason and teh Argonauts

Nobel = Sirens On Rocks

Posted by: Knaws at October 09, 2009 03:02 PM (cYO0T)

934

Obama: Dead people and zombies

Nobel Peace Prize: 2004 Washington State gubernatorial election

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:59 PM (7O/Eb)

Hey as a Washingtonian, I don't think that's funny!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 03:02 PM (jhCPm)

935 It's been fun guys.  Gotta run for a while. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 03:02 PM (UOM48)

936 Obama = The Obama candidacy

Nobel = The Obama presidency

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:02 PM (JVLoU)

937 Obama: Jimmy Carter Nobel Prize: Rabbit

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 09, 2009 03:02 PM (PaMcq)

938

Obama = Leon Lett

Nobel = Don Beebe

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2009 03:03 PM (I3Udb)

939 Obama:  Global Warming
Nobel Prize:  Actual Data

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:03 PM (IqfKc)

940 Obama = Levi Johnson Nobel = Playgirl

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 03:03 PM (QECjC)

941 You people are freakin' amazing.....

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 03:03 PM (a/Ebc)

942 Obama: Michael Dukakis Nobel Prize: Willie Horton

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 09, 2009 03:03 PM (PaMcq)

943

Obama--Anne Boleyn

Nobel--Henry VIII

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:03 PM (A51gv)

944

Obama = Stunt cock 

Nobel = Zombie Strippers

Posted by: Knaws at October 09, 2009 03:04 PM (cYO0T)

945 Obama = The soup of the day

Nobel = Tyler Durden

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:04 PM (JVLoU)

946 Obama: Gary Hart Nobel Prize: Donna Rice /thread

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 09, 2009 03:04 PM (XaQVn)

947

Obama = Brain Bosworth

 

Nobel = Bo Jackson

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 03:04 PM (zTAfB)

948 832
Obama = spaghetti baloney and orange juice

Nobel Peace Prize = stomach flu

(Much better palette cleanser)

Posted by: Corona at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (+xghX)

949 Obama =  athrop  arthrop  entrop man caused climate change
Nobel  = teh sun

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (KeHPo)

950

Obama  = James Dean

Nobel =  Donald Turnupseed

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (cc7EP)

951 Obama:  Magic Johnson
Nobel Prize:  HIV

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (IqfKc)

952 Obama = Harry Whittington
Nobel = Dick Cheney

Obama = Monica Lewinsky
Nobel = Bill Clinton

Sorry, same joke

Posted by: FPC at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (qZb8X)

953

Obama =  A pudgy, Maine Democratic candidate for President in 2004.

Nobel  = A (really cool if you're 10?) scream.

Posted by: Arbalest at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (kexq+)

954

Haven’t read all of the thread yet so hope mine’s not a duplicate:

 

Obama: Squatting to pee in the woods

 

Nobel Peace Prize: Discovering the lovely green foliage you squatted in is poison ivy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (RZ8pf)

955
Obama = medieval europe

Nobel = the mongols

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (AGFgW)

956

Obama = Iranian Student Thirsty For Freedom

Nobel Committee = Iranian Secret Police / Rape Squad Obama


fify

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 03:05 PM (sey23)

957

Nobel: Soiled fingers.

Obama: Single ply toilet paper.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 09, 2009 03:06 PM (bO5B8)

958
Obama: Standing in line for a blow job at a frat party


Nobel Prize: Wtf,....  Sis ?!!

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:06 PM (+FzLa)

959 Obama:  Nancy Pelosi
Nobel Prize:  Math

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:06 PM (IqfKc)

960

Obama  = Split dog

Nobel =  Crutch

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:06 PM (cc7EP)

961 Obama = making a sex tape with your wife

Nobel = watching it

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:06 PM (JVLoU)

962

Obama = Johnny Damon's Arm

Nobel = Runner on Third is Tagging Up!

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 03:07 PM (zTAfB)

963 Obama: Princess Grace of Monaco Nobel Prize: A windy road with no guard rails /thread

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 09, 2009 03:07 PM (PaMcq)

964

Obama = Jesus, Savior of Mankind

Nobel Prize = Judas

 

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 09, 2009 03:07 PM (5skY4)

965 Obama = Jon
Nobel = Kate

Posted by: w3bgrrl at October 09, 2009 03:07 PM (IsqLi)

966 Obama = Obama

Posted by: Shameless at October 09, 2009 03:07 PM (l/X7G)

967 Obama:  A chunk of New Mexico
Nobel:  Robert Oppenheimer

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2009 03:07 PM (6yEzu)

968 Obama = Obama

Noble Prize =  Michelle O. with a bottle of wine

Posted by: Shameless at October 09, 2009 03:08 PM (l/X7G)

969

Obama: Squatting to pee in the woods

 

Nobel Peace Prize: Discovering the lovely green foliage you squatted in is poison ivy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (RZ8pf)





I actually know a guy who was hunting and did that. Except he wasn't peeing and he didn't think to check what he was wiping himself with first.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:08 PM (+FzLa)

970 Obama:  Megatron
Nobel Prize:  AllSpark

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:08 PM (IqfKc)

971 A lot of these are really gonna leave a mark.....



 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 03:08 PM (a/Ebc)

972
Obama = A Rod

Nobel = October

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 03:08 PM (AGFgW)

973
Obama--Kevin Costner's career

Nobel--Waterworld

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:08 PM (A51gv)

974 Obama = a Turd Nobel = the Punch Bowl

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 03:09 PM (QECjC)

975
Obama = I Won

Nobel = Booby Prize

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 03:09 PM (1rflU)

976

Nobel Prize = Mackenzie Phillips

Obama = Daddy Phillips

Posted by: FUBAR at October 09, 2009 03:10 PM (J5Srq)

977

Obama = "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

Nobel = the "tuck" dance

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 03:10 PM (outBY)

978

Obama  = Drunken William Holden

Nobel =  Coffee Table

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:10 PM (cc7EP)

979 Obama:  Cabeus Crater
Nobel:  LCROSS

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2009 03:10 PM (6yEzu)

980

Obama = Vic Morrow

Nobel Prize = helecopter blade

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 03:10 PM (wwQxi)

981

Obama = Iran's reactors

Nobel = The Israeli's

Posted by: Bosk at October 09, 2009 03:10 PM (pUO5u)

982

Obama = Human Race

Nobel = GWAR

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 03:10 PM (zTAfB)

983 Obama = journalism.

Nobel = journalists.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 03:10 PM (a/Ebc)

984

Nobel = off-the-cuff Sports Illustrated interview

Obama= John Rocker

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 03:11 PM (eOa+I)

985 Obama =  Klingon blood wine
Nobel  = M'chelle

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 03:11 PM (KeHPo)

986 Obama = Atari

Nobel = Dreamcast

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:11 PM (JVLoU)

987 Obama: Tiannamen Square protester NPP: Tank

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at October 09, 2009 03:11 PM (Qn71U)

988 Nobel = A dog licking Obama = His nuts

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 03:11 PM (QECjC)

989 Obama = the stuff I need to get done before I leave work today

Nobel = this thread

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (JVLoU)

990

Obama: Walking in unannounced at a neighbors house.


Nobel Prize: German Sheppard and peanut butter

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (+FzLa)

991 Obama:  Pimple faced high school kid who has to give a book report in front of his English class

Nobel Prize:  Boner

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (IqfKc)

992

a4g at October 09, 2009 08:06 PM:

Obama = making a sex tape with your wife

Nobel = watching it
on the evening local news

Minor adjustment.

 

Seriously, what are the chances Obama Soros had this whole thing scripted by Soros and friends?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (kexq+)

993
 Obama = a Turd

Nobel = the Punch Bowl turd polish

^ funny 'cuz it's true

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (PaMcq)

994 Over a thousand?

Dayum

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (UhB0V)

995

Obama = glory days of the NFL


Nobel = free agency

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (AGFgW)

996 Obama:  The U.S. economy
Nobel:  Obama

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (6yEzu)

997

Obama  = John Kerry

Nobel =  Some anonymous US soldiers in Iraq with butcher paper, poster paint and an internet connection

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (cc7EP)

998

Obama = Hot Brazilian Chick at Carnival

 

Nobel = Her Penis

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (zTAfB)

999 Obama = Pong

Nobel Committee = Halo 3

Posted by: Shameless at October 09, 2009 03:13 PM (l/X7G)

1000 O = a satisfying BM

N = no TP

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 03:14 PM (FhPAC)

1001
Obama--The Armada

Nobel--Elizabeth I

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:15 PM (A51gv)

1002

Obama = "I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me."

Nobel = The Cook

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 03:15 PM (outBY)

1003 -Obama: Underqualified US President with zero foreign accomplishments to date.

-Nobel Prize:  Undeserved award handed out by panel of Leftists to honor America-haters.


Why am I not laughing?


Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 03:15 PM (KNy97)

1004 Obama=ink spot Nobel=The Constitution

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 03:16 PM (tKfZv)

1005

Nobel = GWAR

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (zTAfB)





Gwar is teh awesome. Used to go see those guys live every Saturday night here in Richmond back in the early/mid eighties before they hit it big and were on the club scene.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:16 PM (+FzLa)

1006

Obama  = Sitting on the chem toilet in a Greyhound bus

Nobel =  Pothole

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:16 PM (cc7EP)

1007 Obama = Normally functioning Soviet nuclear reactor

Nobel Peace Prize = Soviet engineers wondering what would happen if they interrupted power to the cooling system

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 03:16 PM (mJWd6)

1008

Obama = raging boner

Nobel + Michelle nekkid

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 03:16 PM (AnTyA)

1009 Obama = newborn at Christ Hospital

Nobel = closet

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:16 PM (JVLoU)

1010 Obama: Donald Trump's billion-dollar lawsuit against the NFL for antitrust violations Nobel Prize: $1 in damages

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 03:16 PM (jlvw3)

1011 O = Chicken McNuggets.
N = Chicken head.


Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 03:17 PM (KNy97)

1012

Barry = an armadillo crossing the road.

Nobel = 2002 Chevy 3/4 ton dually pulling a 40 foot Airstream.

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at October 09, 2009 03:17 PM (dM1TL)

1013 Obama = Your Johnson

Nobel Peace Prize = Your right hand suddenly realizing it owe's a lot of money

Posted by: Norway Sucks at October 09, 2009 03:17 PM (5d0iU)

1014
Obama--Francis Ford Coppola's career

Nobel--Godfather 3

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:17 PM (A51gv)

1015

Obama: Going on a camping trip with a good friend to a remote location



Nobel Prize: He decides this a perfect opportunity to come out.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:18 PM (+FzLa)

1016

Obama = Pam winning $100 in an art contest

Nobel Peace Prize = Kevin winning $400 betting on the Celtics

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2009 03:19 PM (I3Udb)

1017

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:55 PM (+FzLa)

You're going to Hell for that one!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 03:19 PM (jhCPm)

1018 O = Brittney Spears, 1999
N = Brittney Spears, 1999, talking.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 03:19 PM (KNy97)

1019 Obama =  mankind
Nobel  =  cookbook

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 03:19 PM (KeHPo)

1020

obama= midnight basketball

nobel= Chicago railroad tie

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 03:19 PM (Oxen1)

1021 Obama: Fermat's Last Theorem

Nobel Prize: Andrew Wiles

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:20 PM (UhB0V)

1022
Obama = Suicide Bomber
Nobel Prize = 72 Raisins

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 03:20 PM (rC+/c)

1023
>>I actually know a guy who was hunting and did that. Except he wasn't peeing and he didn't think to check what he was wiping himself with first.

Blazer, Morons..
 Don't burn poison ivy in your camp/hobo fires. Trust me.
{{scratching}}

Obama = Penicillin
Nobel = Gonorrhea

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 03:20 PM (1rflU)

1024
Obama--silent movies

Nobel--Al Jolson

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:20 PM (A51gv)

1025

Obama  = Marvin

Nobel =  Vincent Vega's trigger finger

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:21 PM (cc7EP)

1026 Obama = my dick

Nobel = a ruler

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:21 PM (JVLoU)

1027

obama = drunken frat boy

nobel = ghey slut sticker tattoo

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 03:21 PM (Oxen1)

1028 Obama = Alec Baldwin NPP = voicemail

Posted by: Dr eviler at October 09, 2009 03:21 PM (kaRH3)

1029 Obama: Russell and Whitehead

Nobel Prize: Godel

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:22 PM (UhB0V)

1030 Obama = enthusiastic Greyhound bus rider

Nobel = national Beer, Doritos & Barefoot day

Posted by: Corona at October 09, 2009 03:22 PM (+xghX)

1031 Obama= Thief Nobel= Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man, beggar man,

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 03:22 PM (tKfZv)

1032 O = Tasty ethnic food.
N = Ingredient list.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 03:23 PM (KNy97)

1033 Obama: Gollum
NPP: the One Ring

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:23 PM (UhB0V)

1034 Obama = Batman franchise

Nobel = Chris O'Donnell

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:23 PM (JVLoU)

1035 Crap, I see someone else got the gollum one

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:23 PM (UhB0V)

1036

Obama  = Lemming

Nobel =  The cliff

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:23 PM (cc7EP)

1037
Obama: Waking up late on a work day



Nobel prize: Zipper

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:24 PM (+FzLa)

1038   do NOT click on a4g's link while eating...heh..

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 03:24 PM (a/Ebc)

1039
Obama--Gen. Custer

Nobel--the Sioux

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:24 PM (A51gv)

1040 Obama = Newbomb Turk

Nobel Peace Prize = Fran Drescher in the back of a van

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 03:24 PM (mJWd6)

1041

Obama  = Dragonfly

Nobel =  Windshield

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:25 PM (cc7EP)

1042

Obama = Descartes

Nobel Prize = Queen Kristina

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 03:26 PM (nkNCq)

1043 Obama =  music
Nobel  =  disco

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 03:26 PM (KeHPo)

1044 Obama = whore Noble = crack Obama = genitals Nobel = warts

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 03:26 PM (4iIhs)

1045 Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 08:24 PM (mJWd6)

Heh.

Obama  = Theme music to Lawrence of Arabia

Nobel =  The words

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:26 PM (cc7EP)

1046 O = POTUS w/Nobel

N = Being mocked over 1000 times on a AoSHQ thread.

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 03:27 PM (FhPAC)

1047

Obama = Magua

Nobel = Chingachgook with his war club.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 09, 2009 03:27 PM (C0Lop)

1048
Obama: Delicious Sauteed mushrooms at a golden Corral


Nobel Prize: Walking into a video store afterwards that doesn't have a public restroom.


(true story)

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:29 PM (+FzLa)

1049 Obama = Jessica McClure

Nobel = fascinating hole in the backyard

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:29 PM (JVLoU)

1050 Obama - David Brooks trying for an erection.

NPP - Sarah Palin's voice.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 03:29 PM (a/Ebc)

1051
 Obama = a really awful movie

Nobel = MST3K

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 03:29 PM (PaMcq)

1052

Obama  = Wanda the Angelfish

Nobel = Otto

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:30 PM (cc7EP)

1053
Obama = going to open the door
Nobel  =  door being a window

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 03:30 PM (KeHPo)

1054 tweetwing - ff?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 03:30 PM (a/Ebc)

1055
POTUS w/Nobel being mocked over 1000 times on a AoSHQ thread.

= teh awesomeness.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 03:30 PM (1rflU)

1056  Obama--Napoleon

Nobele--Waterloo

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:31 PM (A51gv)

1057 O = taking a hawt date to a movie

N = The English Patient

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 03:31 PM (FhPAC)

1058 Obama = A movie

Nobel = Robin Williams

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:31 PM (JVLoU)

1059

Obama  = Marie Antoinette

Nobel = Cake

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:31 PM (cc7EP)

1060 69% of Twitter users "don't get it"

http://tinyurl.com/yg3y2j6

Posted by: JB at October 09, 2009 03:32 PM (1OoPr)

1061

Obama = Beatles

Nobel = Yoko Ono

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 03:32 PM (wwQxi)

1062
Obama =  Waterloo
Nobel  = Abba

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 03:33 PM (KeHPo)

1063
Woodchuck to Fancy Feast, come in Fancy Feast?

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 03:33 PM (PaMcq)

1064 Obama = AoSHQ

Nobel = Pixy's server

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:33 PM (JVLoU)

1065

Obama = enthusiastic Greyhound bus rider

Nobel = national Beer, Doritos & Barefoot day

HAHAHAAH!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 03:33 PM (outBY)

1066
Obama: David Brooks



Nobel Prize: A Republican Senator whacking you off under a table in a D.C. restaurant.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:34 PM (+FzLa)

1067

Obama = Argentine national pride

Nobel Prize = "Senores y Senoritas, nuestro nuevo entrenador.  Diego Maradona!"

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 03:34 PM (nkNCq)

1068

obama= horse turd

nobel= dung beetle

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 03:35 PM (Oxen1)

1069
Obama =  me
Nobel  = Chuck

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 09, 2009 03:35 PM (KeHPo)

1070

Obama  = Soviet soldiers

Nobel = Simo Häyhä

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:35 PM (cc7EP)

1071 Obama - David Brooks trying for an erection.

NPP - Sarah Palin's voice.

Haha

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 03:35 PM (xGXz7)

1072 Obama: blog of wit and decorum

NPP :  Tweetwing Plover ff

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 03:35 PM (a/Ebc)

1073 Obama = Carrie Fisher in metal bikini

Nobel = time

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:35 PM (JVLoU)

1074

Obama: Innocent young waitress


Nobel Prize: Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:36 PM (+FzLa)

1075 Obama = Animal Mother
Nobel Prize = peanut in Private Joker's shit

Posted by: DaveS at October 09, 2009 03:36 PM (o4Xc4)

1076 Obama: Kevin Costner

Nobel Prize:  Water World

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:36 PM (IqfKc)

1077 Ace.. You need to declare a winner.

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:36 PM (A51gv)

1078 1087, you say that like Brooks would think that's a bad thing....

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 03:36 PM (a/Ebc)

1079

Obama = Battlestar Galactica

Nobel Prize = Season 3

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 03:38 PM (5skY4)

1080

Obama: Taking a relaxing whiz while enjoying a dip in the Amazon


Nobel Prize: Candiru

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:38 PM (+FzLa)

1081

Obama  = Flag Burners

Nobel = Rick Monday

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:39 PM (cc7EP)

1082 Obama = Fred Fenster

Nobel = Keyser Soze

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 03:39 PM (PBGAP)

1083

Obama = Gus Grissom

Nobel = explosive bolts. Twice.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 03:39 PM (outBY)

1084

Obama = Grandpa

Nobel = having a lemonparty

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 03:39 PM (/E/UE)

1085 Obama: Gordian knot

NPP: Alexander the Great

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:40 PM (UhB0V)

1086
 Obama = 1972 Olympics

Nobel = Palestinians


Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 03:40 PM (XaQVn)

1087

Obama: room for rent in large house with hardwood floors, shared kitchen and private bathroom, in walking distance to work with 6 female roommates  for 300 dollars a month.

Nobel Peace Prize:  Upon investigation, the house smells like feet, and the roomies are all Butch Deisel Dykes.

(This is a true story!  It happened to one of my male co-workers who is getting divorced and looking for a new place.  He was having visions of smoking jackets, silk pajamas and slippers a la Hef when he saw the ad on Craig's List.  Sadly, the Playboy Mansion it was not!)

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 03:40 PM (jhCPm)

1088

Obama = Charles Johnson

Nobel = Morons

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 03:40 PM (AnTyA)

1089 Obama = Carrie at the Prom

Nobel = Bucket of pig's blood

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 03:40 PM (PBGAP)

1090 Obama = Lace Wigs

Nobel = My Hairy Ass

Posted by: Kurt at October 09, 2009 03:41 PM (4RrH4)

1091 Obama: Xerxes

NPP: Battle of Salamis

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:41 PM (UhB0V)

1092

Obama: honeymoon in exotic location with hot, sexy wife

Nobel: "honey Mom's going to come with us; I already got her reservations, ok?"

Posted by: unknown jane at October 09, 2009 03:41 PM (5/yRG)

1093

Obama  = Sleeping Madagascar villager

Nobel = Aye-Aye's middle finger

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:41 PM (cc7EP)

1094 O = Good Journalism

N = The New York Times

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 03:41 PM (FhPAC)

1095
Obama: Mitch Gaylord



Nobel Prize: American Anthem

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:41 PM (+FzLa)

1096 Obama = Ted Kennedy's anus Nobe = The Barbed Cock of Satan

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 03:42 PM (QECjC)

1097 Obama = This thread

Nobel = The probability of it stopping before 6 am

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 03:43 PM (aVQo/)

1098 Obama: Joel Robinson

NPP: the Mads

[ok, it doesn't actually work, but I'm about to watch me some MST3K]

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:43 PM (UhB0V)

1099

Obama = swinging in California ca. 1978

Nobel = Mr. Roper

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 03:43 PM (outBY)

1100
Obama = baked salmon

Nobel Prize = red wine

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 03:43 PM (XaQVn)

1101

Obama  = Migrating tarantulas

Nobel = My grandfather's Dodge

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:43 PM (cc7EP)

1102

obama= cheap cigar

nobel= fat Jewish pussy

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 03:43 PM (Oxen1)

1103
Obama = Nicholas Cage

Nobel = Nicholas Cage

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 03:44 PM (PBGAP)

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (PBGAP)

1105

Obama  = Network printer

Nobel = Michael Bolton's baseball bat

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (cc7EP)

1106 Obama = A nice late fall picnic

Nobel = A swarm of Africanized killer bees

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (aVQo/)

1107 Obama = My Hairy Ass

Nobel = Modified Power Tools

Posted by: Kurt at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (4RrH4)

1108

Obama = first time masturbating

Nobel = friction burns

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (/E/UE)

1109
Obama: American Indian


Nobel: Fire Water

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (+FzLa)

1110

Obama = vampire

Nobel Prize = mirror

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (ASdwP)

1111 Heh!  We morons are so easily entertained.  Ace, you don't even have to put up a new post til next Monday!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (jhCPm)

1112 no one ever accused the moronosphere of having good taste.

Yeah, some of these are =awful=

in a totally awesome way.

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 03:45 PM (UhB0V)

1113 Obama:  the skin on my dick

Nobel Prize:  Internet porn

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:46 PM (IqfKc)

1114 Obama = The ONT

Nobel Peace Prize = This Thread

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 03:46 PM (erIg9)

1115
Obama--hopes of gold for U.S. relay teams

Nobel--the baton

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 03:46 PM (A51gv)

1116
Obama = GM & Chyrsler

Nobel = Obama Administration

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 03:46 PM (PBGAP)

1117

Obama = Paul Castellano    Nobel = John Gotti

Obama = John Gotti    Nobel = Sam Gravano

Obama = Vito Genovese      Nobel = Appalachin, NY

Obama = Al Capone       Nobel = Income Tax Code

 

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 03:47 PM (wwQxi)

1118

Obama = Bubbles

Nobel = Michael Jackson

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 03:47 PM (/E/UE)

1119

Obama  = Captain Mal

Nobel = Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:48 PM (cc7EP)

1120 Obama:  Michigan Football
Nobel Prize:  Appalachian State

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:48 PM (IqfKc)

1121

obama= stupid kid hitting a nest with a bat.

nobel= wasps

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 03:48 PM (Oxen1)

1122 Obama = Superglue

Nobel Prize = Stupid

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 03:48 PM (jgwoG)

1123

Obama = first time masturbating

Nobel= friction burns Mom walks in to see if you'd like an after school snack

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (/E/UE)




FIFY

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:48 PM (+FzLa)

1124 Obama: Rock Star Celebrity Status
Nobel Prize: The chickens coming home to roost

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 03:49 PM (HAdov)

1125
Obama =  Charlie Gibson
Nobel  = news

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 03:49 PM (KeHPo)

1126 1143

obama= stupid kid hitting a nest with a bat.

nobel= wasps

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 08:48 PM (Oxen1)


you mean you're really not supposed to do that?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 03:49 PM (erIg9)

1127

Obama = a deeply entrenched Japanese army

Nobel Prize = The Marine Corps

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 03:50 PM (nkNCq)

1128 Obama:  Islamofascists
 Nobel Prize:  Bacon

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 03:50 PM (IqfKc)

1129

Obama = They're thirsty in Atlanta

Nobel = There's beer in Texarkana.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 03:50 PM (outBY)

1130

Barry = emperor

Noble = little loudmouthed observant kid in the crowd

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at October 09, 2009 03:50 PM (dM1TL)

1131 1145 That happened the seventh or eighth time, Blazer.

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 03:51 PM (/E/UE)

1132 O = Bristol Palin N = Levi Johnson

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 03:51 PM (QECjC)

1133 Obama = Balls

Nobel Prize = Belt Sander

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 03:51 PM (jgwoG)

1134

Obama = Scratchy

Nobel = Itchy

Posted by: effinayright at October 09, 2009 03:51 PM (6MrTB)

1135 Obama = The "official" version of 9/11

Nobel = Steel rabbit fencing, a cinder block and kerosene

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:51 PM (JVLoU)

1136 O: The prisoner

N: Those damn floaty orbs

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 03:51 PM (aVQo/)

1137 Obama = Beavis and Butt Head

Nobel = David Van Driessen

Posted by: Kurt at October 09, 2009 03:51 PM (4RrH4)

1138
Obama = Bewitched

Nobel = New Darren

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 03:52 PM (PBGAP)

1139

Obama: Darryl Stingley

Nobel: Jack Tatum

Obama: Scott McClelland

Nobel: women

Obama: hygiene

Nobel: Refrigerator Perry

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 03:52 PM (CHf6r)

1140 Obama = The English Language

Nobel Peace Prize = Ozzy

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 03:53 PM (erIg9)

1141

Obama  = Harry Lime

Nobel = Cat

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:53 PM (cc7EP)

1142

Obama = "I'm gonna git them Duke Boys!"

Nobel = bridge construction

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 03:53 PM (outBY)

1143 Obama = Richard Gere

Nobel Prize = Pet Gerbil.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 09, 2009 03:53 PM (otlXg)

1144

Obama: Joy Behar's mouth

Nobel: Passed out out-of-work actor

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 03:54 PM (CHf6r)

1145 Obama = Underpants Gnomes

Nobel = Step 2

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 03:54 PM (JVLoU)

1146

Obama: Buckhead


Nobel Prize: Charles Johnson

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:54 PM (+FzLa)

1147
Obama = The South

Nobel = Reconstruction

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 03:54 PM (PBGAP)

1148

Obama: Cardboard

Nobel: Set of Star Trek

Obama: Heterosexuality

Nobel: Doogie Howser

On a Hollywood kick for some reason.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 03:55 PM (CHf6r)

1149 Obama = Dummy (the biggest Emo Git on AoSHQ).

Nobel Prize = Dummy's gf out of air.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 09, 2009 03:55 PM (otlXg)

1150

Obama = Louis XVI

Nobel = Jacobin Club

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 03:55 PM (wwQxi)

1151 Obama = O.J. Simpson Nobel Peace Prize = Just about any retarded thing that happened in the past 10 years.

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 03:56 PM (7O/Eb)

1152
Obama = Liver with Fava Beans

Nobel = Hannibal Lechter

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 03:56 PM (PBGAP)

1153

Obama:  Tonsils

Nobel Peace Prize:  Thieving Doctor

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 03:56 PM (jhCPm)

1154
Obama =  Keith Olberman
Nobel  = death

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 03:56 PM (KeHPo)

1155

Obama: Richard Dreyfuss


Nobel Prize: Hot blonde in a Thunderbird

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:56 PM (+FzLa)

1156 Obama = odd numbered movies

Nobel Prize = Star Trek

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 03:57 PM (jgwoG)

1157 Obama=Georgia

Nobel=Russia

Posted by: Artruen at October 09, 2009 03:57 PM (L+dBi)

1158

Obama = your a man with a 10" long and 3" diameter penis

Nobel = it bends midway down and at a 95 degree angle

Posted by: unknown jane at October 09, 2009 03:57 PM (5/yRG)

1159

Obama: Sobriety

Nobel: those nutcake liberal women bloggers

Obama: hygiene

Nobel: those nutcake liberal women bloggers

Obama: normal interpersonal relationships

Nobel: those nutcake liberal women bloggers

Obama: algebra and simple math, as well as science

Nobel: those nutcake liberal women bloggers

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 03:57 PM (CHf6r)

1160

Obama  = Jack Vincennes

Nobel = Rollo Tomassi

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 03:58 PM (cc7EP)

1161
Obama: Roy Neary


Nobel Prize: Mashed potatoes

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 03:58 PM (+FzLa)

1162 @1052 Obama = Batman franchise nobel Prize = nipples

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 03:59 PM (oEAm5)

1163

Obama = the first non-recurring character introduced

Nobel = The Mystery Machine Gang

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 04:00 PM (outBY)

1164
Obama =  underwear
Nobel  = skidmark

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 04:00 PM (KeHPo)

1165

Obama:  Right handed begger in India who's right hand has been amputated.

Nobel:  Delicious, spicy, hot curry made with spoiled meat.

(Yup, this is heading straight for the gutter without tp!)

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 04:00 PM (jhCPm)

1166

Obama: America


Nobel Prize: Obama

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:01 PM (+FzLa)

1167

Obama  = Chet

Nobel = Lisa

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 04:01 PM (cc7EP)

1168 Warning, 1183 obscure movie reference.

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 04:02 PM (wwQxi)

1169 Obama = The permanent Republican majority

Nobel = Elected Republicans

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 04:02 PM (JVLoU)

1170 Obama: Some hotshot A-hole this morning gunning his tiny new Beemer at the stoplight. Nobel Peace Prize: My Infiniti Q45 leaving him in a puddle of his own pee and exhaust.

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 04:02 PM (7O/Eb)

1171
Obama--lazy teenager's chances of sleeping til noon

Nobel--sound of mother and the vacuum cleaner heading toward teenager's bedroom at 11:45

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 04:03 PM (A51gv)

1172

Obama = Crossbow

Nobel = Longbow. L-O-N-G-B-O-W.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 04:03 PM (outBY)

1173

Obama = finding out your boyfriend is a transvestite

Nobel = he looks better than you

Posted by: unknown jane at October 09, 2009 04:03 PM (5/yRG)

1174

Obama = Zombie Horde

Nobel Prize = Chainsaw

 

Obama = Nancy Pelosi

Nobel Prize = Truth

 

Obama = Decent barely legal co-ed in need of cash

Nobel Prize = Hugh Hefner

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 04:03 PM (qF8q3)

1175

Obama: Bragging to your friends that your dad is a 4 Star General




Nobel Prize: In the Salvation Army

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:04 PM (+FzLa)

1176 Obama = rabbit season

Nobel Prize = duck season

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 04:04 PM (X2xSP)

1177

Barry = A beige Conair 1800 watt blowdryer

Nobel = Bathtub

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at October 09, 2009 04:04 PM (dM1TL)

1178 Obama = Vecna
Nobel Prize = Sword of Kas

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 04:05 PM (jgwoG)

1179

Obama:  Rev. Al Sharpton

Nobel:  Tawana Brawley

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 04:05 PM (jhCPm)

1180 Obama = 19-0

Nobel Prize = 18-1

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 04:06 PM (X2xSP)

1181 Obama = Brian Dennehy

Nobel = Moron bloggers ripping him a new movie

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 04:07 PM (1rflU)

1182 Obama - Allan Glines

NPP - AoS Morons

Posted by: jas at October 09, 2009 04:07 PM (ZM2Bn)

1183
Obama: Your mom walks onstage to accept The Mother of The Year award from your local PTA.


Nobel Prize: She whips out a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and starts guzzling it during her acceptance speech

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:07 PM (+FzLa)

1184

Obama:  King Priam

Nobel:  Trojan Horse

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 04:07 PM (jhCPm)

1185 hahaha.....I bet that taste like a shit taco. You all should be getting use to that taste.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 04:08 PM (oksM3)

1186 Obama = Code Name Hardhat

Nobel Peace Prize = Bye bye, lard ass!

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 04:08 PM (mJWd6)

1187 Obama=Harry Reid

Nobel=Dick Cheney's cock of doom

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 04:08 PM (UOM48)

1188

Obama: Gino Toretta

Nobel Peace Prize: Heisman Trophy

Posted by: Olaf at October 09, 2009 04:09 PM (pMMIT)

1189 Ace!  I can't believe how much time I'm wasting here!  I can't quit you!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 04:09 PM (jhCPm)

1190

Obama = Group Captain Lionel Mandrake

Nobel = The Coca-Cola Company

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 04:10 PM (outBY)

1191

Obama: growing up enjoying your grandmothers fine taste in classical music


Nobel Prize: Finding a Guy Mann Dude album under her mattress after she passes away

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:10 PM (+FzLa)

1192

Obama:  Absalom

Nobel:  Evil, nefarious Tree

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 04:10 PM (jhCPm)

1193

Obama = ChemJeff

 

Nobel =  PGIS

Posted by: Cartoon Johnnie Cochran Zombie at October 09, 2009 04:10 PM (zTAfB)

1194

Obama  = Enjoying a relaxing drive down the Foothill Freeway at 110 mph in your Hyundai

Nobel Prize = Night sticks

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 04:11 PM (nkNCq)

1195 Obama: Catherine the Great Nobel: The Horse

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 04:11 PM (QECjC)

1196 Obama = checkers
Rest of World = chess

Posted by: Good Lt. at October 09, 2009 04:11 PM (n/M5O)

1197

Obama:  Monty

Nobel:  Beautiful Tranny hooker, Miss Bong-Bong

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 04:12 PM (jhCPm)

1198 Blazer, I've got an award to give to your mom. The award for taking the most cock.... from me. She knows where to pick it up.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 04:12 PM (oksM3)

1199

Obama= the "homes"

Nobel= pair of pliers and a blowtorch

Posted by: kevin at October 09, 2009 04:12 PM (5S0Du)

1200

Obama = Star Wars

Nobel = Holiday Special

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 04:12 PM (/E/UE)

1201 OK, enough for me, I've got to go cook dinner!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 04:13 PM (jhCPm)

1202
Obama =  Conalingus
Nobel  =  this thread

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 04:13 PM (KeHPo)

1203

Blazer, here's one

Obama = Stansfield

Nobel = Leon

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 04:13 PM (wwQxi)

1204 #1220
WTF?

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 04:13 PM (PBGAP)

1205

Obama = Marge Simpson

Nobel Prize = Playboy cover

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 04:13 PM (ASdwP)

1206
Obama = South Pole of the Moon
Nobel = NASA bombs

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 04:13 PM (1rflU)

1207 O = Dick Cheney's Hunting Buddy N = Dick Cheney

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 04:14 PM (QECjC)

1208 Blazer, I've got an award to give to your mom. The award for taking the most cock.... from me. She knows where to pick it up.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:12 PM (oksM3)






I've got an award for you too, but you'll have to slowly suck your way through the hardened flesh to get to the creamy filling.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:14 PM (+FzLa)

1209

Barack Obama = "Think I'm Gonna Queif"

Nobel = "Oh.  Look, I WAS pregnant again!"

 

 

Posted by: Conalingus' mom at October 09, 2009 04:14 PM (zTAfB)

1210 I pretty sure wanting a guy to suck you off makes you gay Blazer.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 04:17 PM (oksM3)

1211

Blazer, here's one

Obama = Stansfield

Nobel = Leon

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:13 PM (wwQxi)








Excellent, good fookin' movie that is.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:17 PM (+FzLa)

1212 This is the best joke thread EVER. You are all winners.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 04:17 PM (outBY)

1213

Obama = Fame

Nobel Prize = Spencer and Heidi

 

Obama = Rabbit of Caerbannog

Nobel Prize = Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 04:17 PM (qF8q3)

1214 1232 I pretty sure wanting a guy to suck you off makes you gay Blazer.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:17 PM (oksM3)





Its not that I want to, its knowing that you don't want to that will make it enjoyable.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:19 PM (+FzLa)

1215

Obama = Conalingus' mom's hymen

Nobel = Conalingus' Grandfather

Posted by: Conalingus' mom at October 09, 2009 04:19 PM (zTAfB)

1216

114 Obama = Starscream at his coronation

Nobel Peace Prize = Megatron

 

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 09, 2009 04:19 PM (f4sLg)

1217 1232 I pretty sure wanting a guy to suck you off makes you gay Blazer.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:17 PM (oksM3)


Why's that? You hopin' or something?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 04:20 PM (erIg9)

1218 Still gay homo.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 04:20 PM (oksM3)

1219 I need some spot remover to spill on my puppets!

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 04:20 PM (zTAfB)

1220 Conalingus,
Here.. suck on this. I'll take the chance and I'll tell you if I am gay after your done with it. Mmmkay? Go on....STFU.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 04:21 PM (1rflU)

1221 Obama = Peggy

Nobel = Duke Nukem

Posted by: Balls of Steel at October 09, 2009 04:21 PM (X/BNw)

1222 Obama: Rep. William Jefferson (D-LA). Nobel: Maytag model MTB1956DEW freezer.

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 04:22 PM (7O/Eb)

1223 Still gay homo.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (oksM3)




So what if I was. Got a problem with it. one of the moron co-bloggers is gay. I thought you guys were all tolerant about that shit and what-not ?

Oh thats right I forgot, the minority and victim class are safe as long as they vote the right way.

Did I get that right ?

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:23 PM (+FzLa)

1224 1240 Still gay homo.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (oksM3)


We get it, you're still gay. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 04:23 PM (erIg9)

1225

Obama: Hardin, Montana

Nobel: American Police Force

Posted by: Bill H at October 09, 2009 04:24 PM (q8CmE)

1226 Obama = Contessa Brewer Nobel = Street Corner on a Saturday Night

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 04:24 PM (QECjC)

1227 Obama = tonsils

Nobel = Unscrupulous doctors

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 04:25 PM (X2xSP)

1228 1240 Still gay homo.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (oksM3)


Dude, you're not at the bus station

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 04:25 PM (IqfKc)

1229

Obama: Dum-Dum



Nobel Prize: Post #104

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:26 PM (+FzLa)

1230 Obama = humor

Nobel = Conalingus

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 04:26 PM (X2xSP)

1231

Obama = Boris Balkan

Nobel = Dean Corso

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 04:27 PM (wwQxi)

1232 Obama = Beavis and Butthead

Nobel = Todd

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 04:27 PM (X2xSP)

1233 Obama = Sick Burns

Nobel = Conanlingus

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 04:28 PM (aVQo/)

1234 1254 Obama = Beavis and Butthead

Nobel = Todd

Todd is cool...Huh, Huh

Posted by: Butthead at October 09, 2009 04:28 PM (IqfKc)

1235 Obama= Ted Kennedy Nobel Peace Prize= the only way Ted could get thirty days of continuous sobrity was to friggin die!

Posted by: Oba my (_x_) at October 09, 2009 04:30 PM (xYp5z)

1236 Obama = Conalingus Nobel = San Francisco Bath House

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 04:30 PM (QECjC)

1237

Obama: Awesome blowjob finish by Conalingus after anal sex



Nobel Prize: Forgetting to take a laxative first

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:31 PM (+FzLa)

1238

Obama = "Snakes on a Plane" Internet buzz

Nobel Prize = "Snakes on a Plane" box office

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 04:32 PM (5skY4)

1239

Obama = Adam West as Batman

Nobel Peace Prize = corny round prop bomb with lit fuse

OR

Obama = wilted celery stalk

Nobel Peace Prize = last third of a watered down bloody Mary with lipstick stain on ege of glass.

 

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 04:32 PM (LDQCY)

1240 And I'm quite disappointed that not a single moron here noted the fact that it wasn't a facehugger in the closet.

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 04:32 PM (qF8q3)

1241

obama= Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead 2

nobel= Bruce's demon possessed hand slapping the shit out of him.

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 04:35 PM (Oxen1)

1242

And I'm quite disappointed that not a single moron here noted the fact that it wasn't a facehugger in the closet.

Yeah, what a bunch of LOSERS.

Oh, who am I kidding... Here.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 04:35 PM (outBY)

1243

Obama= Bronze Star Hero

Nobel Peace Prize= Timothy McVeigh

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 04:36 PM (wwQxi)

1244

Obama  = over-engorged deer tick

Nobel Peace Prize = giant enflamed scrote

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 04:36 PM (LDQCY)

1245 Obama = A valuable Alma Thomas original

Nobel = 90 degrees

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 04:37 PM (6dMuW)

1246
Obama = Michael Cimino

Nobel = Heaven's Gate

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 04:38 PM (PBGAP)

1247

Obama = laser engraver

Nobel price = vinyl cutter

One love. One coupon per household please.

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 04:38 PM (LDQCY)

1248
Obama =  some guy taking a leak
Nobel  =  previously unseen electric fence

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 04:40 PM (KeHPo)

1249

Obama: young afro-american altar boys

Nobel: Rev. Dr. Jerry Wright

Obama: sense and erudition

Nobel: Van Jones

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 04:41 PM (CHf6r)

1250

Obama= John Denver

Nobel Peace Prize= Empty Tank

or

Obama= John Belushi

Nobel peace Prize= Speedball

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 04:41 PM (wwQxi)

1251

Obama = the next Handi-wipe

Nobel Prize = baby with soiled diaper

 

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 04:42 PM (kYpqT)

1252 Ig Nobel = Nobel
(there is no second part)

Posted by: RicardoVerde at October 09, 2009 04:42 PM (PBTsv)

1253

Obama = Bawney Fwank

Nobel Prize = Butt Plug

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 04:42 PM (ASdwP)

1254 Obama--Pompeii

Nobel--Mt. Vesuvius



Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 04:42 PM (A51gv)

1255

Obama = male eurethra submerged in river water 

Nobel Peace Prize = dreaded candiru fish

-------

Obama = Wendy's Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich.

Nobel peace prize = that horrible/weird grey pulpy fatty area you bit into while eating a Wendy's Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich. Or voting for it. Something like that.

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 04:42 PM (LDQCY)

1256

Obama: Having sex with a really hot cougar for the first time



Nobel Prize: Her Sheriff's Deputy husband hiding in the closet taping it.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 04:43 PM (+FzLa)

1257
Obama = The Baby

Nobel = The Dingo

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 04:44 PM (PBGAP)

1258

Obama: belt

Nobel: Steve Seagal

Obama: the odor of the shit of a thousand seagulls

Nobel: Aunt Esther's poon

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 04:45 PM (CHf6r)

1259 Obama = Arthur
Nobel Prize = Questing Beast

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 04:45 PM (jgwoG)

1260 BHO wins the NPP and A-Rod is getting hits in the playoffs? Are we SURE it's not April 1st? BHO = Faber College Homecoming Parade NPP = "A really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part"

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 04:45 PM (4iIhs)

1261
obama= tranny hooker on Hollywood Blvd

nobel= crotchless panties

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 04:46 PM (Oxen1)

1262 Obama = a fetching ewe Nobel = extra wide boots

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 04:46 PM (QECjC)

1263

Obama = "honor student"

Nobel Prize = railroad tie

 

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 04:46 PM (kYpqT)

1264

Obama: Van Halen

Nobel: Gary Cherone

Obama: Reading is Fundamental, RiF

Nobel: Liberal Bloggers and Journalists

Obama: honesty

Nobel: Liberal Bloggers and Journalists

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 04:46 PM (CHf6r)

1265
Obama--Michelle Obama..the best dressed first lady evah

Nobel--boob belts

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 04:47 PM (A51gv)

1266

Obama = Ned Beatty

Nobel Prize = Deliverance

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 04:47 PM (ASdwP)

1267

Obama: bag of Cheetos

Nobel: barney Frank:

Obama: Mary Jo

Nobel: Teddy

Obama: Nicole

Nobel: OJ

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 04:48 PM (CHf6r)

1268
Obama = Michael Moore

Nobel = Any self respecting female on the planet

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 04:48 PM (PBGAP)

1269 Obama = Ace's ban on the C-word

Nobel = Contessa Brewer

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 04:49 PM (6dMuW)

1270 Obama = Redskins
Nobel Prize = Zorn

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 04:49 PM (jgwoG)

1271

Yeah, what a bunch of LOSERS.

Oh, who am I kidding... Here.

Too late, I had one of those this morning.  And then I flushed.

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 04:49 PM (qF8q3)

1272

obama= stale, air popped movie popcorn

nobel= unknown butter flavored oil

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 04:50 PM (Oxen1)

1273
Obama = Dustin Hoffman & Warren Beatty

Nobel = Ishtar

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 04:50 PM (PBGAP)

1274 Yeah, a prize created by the inventor of dynamite and owner of Bofors who was deluded into thinking that he needed to buy his way into Heaven.

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 04:50 PM (wwQxi)

1275 The funniest day I can remember in the last year -- actually, it was last year -- here on the site was during a McCain/Obama debate, when we started doing this joke

Goddammit, Ace, it was the second-greatest thread on this moronblog (only behind the imperceptible unimaginable awesomeness that was "Cool Facts About Dick Cheney"), so you ought to remember it.

It was September 3 of last year, and the liveblog was yawning its way through the third night of the Republican National Convention when Rudolph W. Hugenuts Giuliani delivered a slamfuck of an address that had every Moron rubbing the bloody red meat all over ourselves and dipping our balls in the juices.  What we didn't know was that it was only a prelude to the merciless one-woman gangbang that would later be laid down by Sarah Palin — but at 10:27 PM EDT, you spake thus:

RUDY = THULSA DOOM
OBAMA =   BLONDE GIRL ON A HORSE

Then this:

RUDY = SHARK
OBAMA = QUINT

RUDY = PANE OF GLASS
OBAMA = DAVID WARNER IN THE OMEN

And the S.A.T.'s asshole hasn't stopped bleeding since.  The race was on.  liberrocky:

RUDY = DRUGS OBAMA=HEATH LEDGER

And then 1100 posts of it commenced after Sarah Palin was done using her high heels to grind Barack Obama's testicles into powder.

(That thread also birthed "beating my dick like it owes me money," courtesy of liveblog commenter Mark.)

Posted by: INCITEmarsh at October 09, 2009 04:52 PM (oPFyu)

1276

Obama = Global warming

Nobel Prize = Steve McIntrye

 

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 04:52 PM (kYpqT)

1277 Obama = Irene Adler
Nobel Prize = Sherlock Holmes


Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 04:52 PM (jgwoG)

1278
Obama =  common sense
Nobel  =  Congress

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 04:53 PM (KeHPo)

1279

obama= scarecrow

nobel= fire

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 04:53 PM (Oxen1)

1280 Obama = Proper understanding of economics

Nobel = "Jobs Saved"

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 04:54 PM (aVQo/)

1281 Thanks, Incite... that was pure f'n' awesome.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 04:54 PM (jlvw3)

1282

Obama = half plate of unrefrigerated egg salad leftovers that might have gone off

Nobel Peace Prize  =  two inch layer of mold

-----

Obama = Harry Hamlin wearing a sheet

Nobel Peace Prize = stupid, noisy, stop motion animated robot owl sent by Athena

-----

Obama = yellow-orange-brown cocker spaniel turd hidden in bermuda grass

Nobel Peace Prize = 80 flies buzzing above a spot in the bermuda grazz of your front yard

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 04:56 PM (LDQCY)

1283
Obama--Wicked Witch

Nobel--pail of water

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 04:56 PM (A51gv)

1284
obama= bacon

nobel= frying pan

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 04:57 PM (Oxen1)

1285 Obama = Kull
Nobel Prize = Mirrors of Tuzun Thune

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 04:57 PM (jgwoG)

1286

Obama: really hot chick

Nobel: six pack

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 04:57 PM (CHf6r)

1287

Obama = Godfather Part 3

Nobel = Sofia Coppola

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 04:57 PM (wwQxi)

1288
Obama = My bunghole

Nobel = A Chilisize and a pint of Guinness

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 04:57 PM (PBGAP)

1289 Obama = Yara
Nobel Prize = Tower of the Elephant

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 04:58 PM (jgwoG)

1290

obama = every hot chick in NYC since 1996

nobel = Derek Jeter

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 05:00 PM (zTAfB)

1291 Obama: Van Halen

Nobel: Gary Cherone

I am in your debt, sir.

Posted by: Good Lt. at October 09, 2009 05:00 PM (n/M5O)

1292 Obama = Daniel Upton

Nobel Prize = Thing on the doorstep

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 05:00 PM (jgwoG)

1293 Obama = L Sprague de Camp

Nobel Prize = Conan and the Spider God

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 05:02 PM (jgwoG)

1294

Obama = Vizzini

Nobel = Iocane Powder

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 05:04 PM (wwQxi)

1295
Obama = Admiral Yamamoto

Nobel = 18 Army P-38 Lightning fighters

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 05:05 PM (PBGAP)

1296 Obama = Upton Sinclair

Nobel Prize = The Gnomobile

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 05:06 PM (jgwoG)

1297 1323

Obama = Vizzini

Nobel = Iocane Powder

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 10:04 PM (wwQxi)


See #152

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 05:06 PM (KeHPo)

1298
Obama==Tom Cruise's career

Nobel--Oprah's couch

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 05:06 PM (A51gv)

1299
Obama: Mexican Army

Nobel: The Wild Bunch

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 05:07 PM (9Lm5R)

1300
Obama: The Monster's crotch

Nobel: Blind Hermit's soup ladle

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 05:09 PM (9Lm5R)

1301

Obama: Britany Spears

NPP: Kevin Federline

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 05:09 PM (SE2xN)

1302 Obama: Windows Nobel Prize: Vista

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:10 PM (jlvw3)

1303 Obama = 1323

Nobel = 152

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 05:10 PM (6dMuW)

1304
Obama: Earth

Nobel Prize: Large Hadron Collider

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:11 PM (+FzLa)

1305 Obama: My Dog Skip Nobel Prize: My Korean Neighbor

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:11 PM (jlvw3)

1306

Somejoe, there are too many comments.  Since I have repeated one, I'm out.  That would be a good rule; if a posting is repeated, the offender is out of the game.

G'night.

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 05:11 PM (wwQxi)

1307 Obama = John Travolta

Nobel = Battlefield Earth

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 05:13 PM (PBGAP)

1308

Obama = guys who says "en fuego"

Nobel = fire

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 05:13 PM (outBY)

1309 Obama: Windows

Nobel Prize: Vista

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:10 PM (jlvw3)





ace, already did that about a thousand posts back. We're on top of things here Mr. Durden.

Its true, you don't read your own blog.


Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:14 PM (+FzLa)

1310

Obama: Harry Potter

Nobel: His dick on Broadway

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 05:15 PM (SE2xN)

1311

Obama= Gozer

Nobel Peace Price = Crossing the Streams

Posted by: Holger at October 09, 2009 05:16 PM (wwQxi)

1312 Obama = Betamax

Nobel = VHS

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 05:17 PM (PBGAP)

1313
Obama: WGN Chicago


Nobel Prize: Max Headroom

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:18 PM (+FzLa)

1314

Obama = "That's right --- I'm dangerous."

Nobel = Kilmer chopping his teeth.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 05:19 PM (outBY)

1315

Obama: virginity

Nobel: Genghis Khan

 

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 05:20 PM (SE2xN)

1316 Obama = Samson

Nobel Prize = Supercuts

Posted by: Y-not still bitter about the '87 Cards at October 09, 2009 05:20 PM (sey23)

1317

Obama = John Carpenter

Nobel = Avatar

Yes, it does look like it's going to suck.

Obama = Late night talk shows

Nobel = Everyone but Craig Ferguson

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 05:20 PM (qF8q3)

1318 Obama: My Dog Skip

Nobel Prize: My Korean Neighbor

Literal laugh out loud.

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 05:20 PM (xGXz7)

1319

Obama = naked fat guy sitting at kitchen counter

Nobel = Chris Hansen

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 05:21 PM (outBY)

1320 Obama: Nggh-- Who's your DADDY?! Noble Prize: It's your daddy.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:23 PM (jlvw3)

1321

Obama = Isadora Duncan

Nobel= Scarf

Posted by: Holger at October 09, 2009 05:24 PM (wwQxi)

1322

Uh, make that James Cameron.  I get those names mixed up constantly.

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 05:24 PM (qF8q3)

1323

Obama = Nash Rambler

Nobel = Bacon Bras

too inside?

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 05:24 PM (ASdwP)

1324 Obama: Hey, check out those D-cups. Nobel Prize: Hello, my name is Oliver Willis. Please read my blog.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:25 PM (jlvw3)

1325 Obama: Thug. Nobel: Pencil trick.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 09, 2009 05:25 PM (ScNOc)

1326

Obama: Innocent underaged Vietnamese girl



Nobel Prize: Gary Glitter

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:25 PM (+FzLa)

1327 Obama: Lesbian chick who liked to cook scallops on last year's Top Chef. Nobel Prize: It's Top Chef, not Top Scallops.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:26 PM (jlvw3)

1328

Obama = Drunken yob

Nobel Prize = Tranny cage fighter

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 05:26 PM (kYpqT)

1329

Obama = Thomas Edison

Nobel Peace Prize = George Westinghouse

Posted by: Holger at October 09, 2009 05:26 PM (wwQxi)

1330 Obam a= Chernobyl
Nobel peace Prize = Homer Simpson

Posted by: Fortunata at October 09, 2009 05:26 PM (P1A5m)

1331 Obama: British accent Nobel Prize: British teeth

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:28 PM (jlvw3)

1332 Obama = Punchbowl Nobel Prize = Turd

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 05:30 PM (g4zXx)

1333 Obama: Allen Glines



Nobel Prize: Forgetting to make your MySpace and Facebook profiles private before trolling a conservative blog.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:30 PM (+FzLa)

1334

obama= chicken

nobel= egg

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 05:31 PM (Oxen1)

1335

Obama = throwing the party

Nobel = upperdunking the toilet

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 05:32 PM (/E/UE)

1336 Obama = Dominique Greene

Nobel = James Bond with a can of oil

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 05:32 PM (xGXz7)

1337

Obama = Andy Sullivan's application for citizenship

Nobel Prize = A lid of grass

 

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 05:34 PM (kYpqT)

1338

obama= homemade apple pie

nobel= Jason Biggs

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 05:35 PM (Oxen1)

1339

Obama = Stan Lee

Nobel = stinkpalm

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 05:35 PM (/E/UE)

1340 Obama: Candygram Nobel Prize: Landshark

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:36 PM (jlvw3)

1341

Obama = guy masturbating while sitting naked on a tree trunk by a nature path outside the train station

Nobel = taped up awl

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 05:36 PM (outBY)

1342 Obama = Trebek

Nobel = Anal Bum Cover

Posted by: Sean Connery at October 09, 2009 05:37 PM (X/BNw)

1343

Obama: Air Force 1 carpet

Nobel Prize: Bo

 

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 05:38 PM (kYpqT)

1344 Another Warden one from that old thread: Obama = Connect four? Where? Nobel Prize = Here. Diagonally!

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:38 PM (jlvw3)

1345
Obama: Candygram

Nobel Prize: Landshark

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:36 PM (jlvw3)






ace, go to bed. Your cheapening your mystique now.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:40 PM (+FzLa)

1346 Obama = Hamburger

Nobel = Hasselholf

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 05:40 PM (xGXz7)

1347

Obama: Don Quixote

Noble: Windmills

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 05:40 PM (SE2xN)

1348 895 cracked me up

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 05:41 PM (/E/UE)

1349

Obama = I'll remove his funny bone...

Nobel = Butterfingers!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 05:41 PM (outBY)

1350

obama= dave letterman in a bar with his girlfriend.

nobel= The Cheaters crew shows up with the wife.

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 05:42 PM (Oxen1)

1351 Obama=Highlander
NPP=2

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 05:44 PM (dhFYq)

1352

Obama: Toilet paper

Nobel: Shit

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 05:45 PM (SE2xN)

1353

Obama = Heisman Trophy Winner

Nobel Peace Prize = Danny Weurfel

Posted by: Holger at October 09, 2009 05:45 PM (wwQxi)

1354 Obama = Richard Crenna
Nobel = As Richard Beck

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 05:46 PM (/E/UE)

1355

Obama = Jeopardy

Nobel = Ken Jennings

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 05:47 PM (ASdwP)

1356

Obama: Michael Moore

Noble: Food

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 05:47 PM (SE2xN)

1357

Obama: David Brooks

Noble: Perfectly creased pants

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 05:52 PM (SE2xN)

1358 barbelle@1264, there's no time for corrections, the comments are appearing too fast.

Obama=Kosh Vader
NPP=Lorien

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 05:55 PM (dhFYq)

1359 Obama: David Bowie just signed over the songrights and royalties of one of his songs to you Nobel Prize: This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_YhN_mwPUY

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:57 PM (jlvw3)

1360 Obama=Principal Rooney
NPP=Ferris

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 06:03 PM (dhFYq)

1361 Obama = Land War

Nobel Prize = Asia

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 06:03 PM (jgwoG)

1362

Obama: Ellen Degeneress' snatchbox

Nobel: Rosie O

Obama: english Language

Nobel: Leon Spinks

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (CHf6r)

1363
Obama = Zimbabwe
Noble Prize = Robert Mugabe

Obama = United States
Noble Prize = Obama

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (rC+/c)

1364

Obama = MSNBC

Nobel = FNC

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (qF8q3)

1365
Obama = The Internet
Noble Prize = Bubb Rubb

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (rC+/c)

1366
Obama = Jackson Five
Nobel = in blackface

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (/E/UE)

1367 Obama = Michael Jordan

Nobel = HOF speech

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (xGXz7)

1368 Obama = mu.nu

Nobel = this comment thread

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (X2xSP)

1369

Obama: the budding sexuality of interns, female or male

Nobel: The Democrat Party

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (CHf6r)

1370

Obama: Fark

Nobel: Genius liberal posters

Obama: Girl riding bike on campus

Nobel: Bus, car, train

Obama: Man in the Iron Mask

Nobel: the only male to be asked to fellate Rosie O

Obama: Carnac

Nobel: Ed

Obama: Can of Alpo

Nobel: A drunken Ed

Obama: a Letterman intern

Nobel: Dave's "office chores"


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 06:28 PM (CHf6r)

1371

Obama = Cash for Clunkers

Nobel = Bastiat

Posted by: effinayright at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (6MrTB)

1372

Obama= Olympic Games

Nobel Peace Prize= Consolation Prize

Posted by: awnree at October 09, 2009 06:35 PM (ZNdcE)

1373

Obama  = John

Nobel =  Kate + 8

 

(And a shitload of laywers...)

Posted by: Warthog at October 09, 2009 06:36 PM (ujabe)

1374

Obama = desire for gespachio

Nobel = Soup Nazi

 

(No soup for you...)

Posted by: Warthog at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (ujabe)

1375 Nobel: He's rubbing your head. Obama: He's holding your ears.

Posted by: railwriter at October 09, 2009 06:51 PM (XcsD4)

1376 Obama: Lotion in the basket Nobel: Hollowpoint in the dark

Posted by: railwriter at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (XcsD4)

1377 Obama: Abu Ghraib
Nobel Prize: Camera

Posted by: libbyt at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (5I0Yr)

1378 Nobel: Richard Crenna starring as "Richard Beck." Obama: "You're really gonna like this."

Posted by: railwriter at October 09, 2009 07:05 PM (XcsD4)

1379
Nobel Prize: The air shattered by the force of Casey's blow

Obama: Joy in Mudville

Posted by: libbyt at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (5I0Yr)

1380
Obama: Unsaved stuff you were working on for a really long time

Nobel Prize: Please tell Microsoft about this problem.

Posted by: libbyt at October 09, 2009 07:14 PM (5I0Yr)

1381 Obama:  Jim and Pam's wedding
Nobel:  Michael Scott and Dwight Shrute giving a speech at it

Posted by: Phil. at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (tOzKE)

1382 Obama = Payne Stewart

Nobel = the Barometric formula

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (6dMuW)

1383 Obama: "Aintry?" Nobel: "Purty mouth." (ok, so the 'Deliverance' cite tipped me.)

Posted by: railwriter at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (XcsD4)

1384 Obama:  Random liberal
Nobel:  Clint Eastwood

Posted by: Phil. at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (tOzKE)

1385

Obama: Tommy Chong

Nobel: Peyote

Posted by: wowlookatthat at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (kf3VP)

1386 Obama = gerbil Nobel = Richard Gere's pooter

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (Uysm3)

1387
Obama: Irony

Nobel Prize: Alanis Morrissette

Posted by: libbyt at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (5I0Yr)

1388 Obama = California NPP = San Andreas fault just starting to tremor Noble Peace Prize or Nobel Peace Bribe?

Posted by: Cary at October 09, 2009 07:25 PM (39wcm)

1389 Obama: A half decent script
Nobel:  David Hasselhoff (except in Germany)

Posted by: Phil. at October 09, 2009 07:29 PM (tOzKE)

1390
Obama: Aces and eights

Nobel Prize: The draw

Posted by: libbyt at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (5I0Yr)

1391 Gandhi = Seka Obama = John Holmes

Posted by: Anonymoose at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (ZgvjV)

1392 Obama: Reservoir tip. Nobel: The chowder.

Posted by: railwriter at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (XcsD4)

1393 Obama: Milkshake
Nobel:  Daniel Plainview

Posted by: Phil. at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (tOzKE)

1394

Obama: Dennehy

Nobel: Rambo

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 07:50 PM (CHf6r)

1395
Obama: Time enough at last

Nobel Prize: Hyperopia

Posted by: libbyt at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (5I0Yr)

1396
Obama = We
Noble Prize = so boned

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 08:04 PM (rC+/c)

1397

Obama = That Hideous Strength: A Christian Child's First Allegorical Coloring Book

Nobel Peace Prize = Screwtape Letters: The Amazing New Rock Opera by Meatloaf and Andrew Loyd Webber

------

Obama = the Scottish legend of Nessie the Loch ness Monster

Nobel Peace Prize = anyone with a bachelor's degree in biology

------

Obama = Frank Netty

Nobel Peace prize = Elliot Ness all pissed off and carrying a shotgun to the court house.

-----

Obama = Kobayashi Maru simulation exercise for Starfleet cadets

Nobel Peace prize = "I don't believe in a 'no win ' scenario."

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 08:12 PM (LDQCY)

1398 Obama:The clown car at the circus
NPP:The clown with explosive diarrhea

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 08:12 PM (dhFYq)

1399 Obama: Darla
NPP: Buffy (later Darla)

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 08:14 PM (dhFYq)

1400 Obama: Mirya
NPP: Max Sterling

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 08:18 PM (dhFYq)

1401 Obama = Matt Damon

Nobel = Matt Damon

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 09, 2009 08:19 PM (X/BNw)

1402 Obama: Boobies
NPP: Showgirls

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 08:19 PM (dhFYq)

1403 Obama = That really fat guy in the restaurant in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

Nobel Prize = Thin mint.

Posted by: Nate at October 09, 2009 08:21 PM (h/im3)

1404 Obama = Pelosi Nobel Prize = Botox

Posted by: Primus Prickus at October 09, 2009 08:25 PM (RwE5E)

1405 # 1440: Mr. Creosote... uh, I mean... Matt Damon.

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 09, 2009 08:29 PM (X/BNw)

1406 Obama = Kobayashi Maru

NPP = James T. Kirk

Posted by: Shameless at October 09, 2009 08:30 PM (l/X7G)

1407 Obama = Stormtrooper #2 Nobel Committee = Obi-Wan Kenobi

Posted by: Zarathustra at October 09, 2009 08:37 PM (kh8i4)

1408 Obama = bro Nobel Prize = tase

Posted by: Primus Prickus at October 09, 2009 08:57 PM (RwE5E)

1409 Obama = Western migration

Nobel Prize = Donner Party

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 09, 2009 09:04 PM (OJ6xy)

1410 Obama = Global Thermonuclear War

Nobel = tic tac toe

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:22 PM (X2xSP)

1411 1445 - how about:

Obama = don't tase me

Nobel = bro

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:23 PM (X2xSP)

1412 Obama = Jesse Spano's virginity

Nobel = AC Slater

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:28 PM (X2xSP)

1413 Obama = guys in prison

Nobel = Brad Westley's thug Jimmy

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:32 PM (X2xSP)

1414 1448 - You sayin' BHO ain't a bro, bro? Oh no. He definitely be a bro!

Posted by: Primus Prickus at October 09, 2009 09:32 PM (RwE5E)

1415

Obama = Oddjob

Nobel =  Bond... James Bond

Posted by: effinayright at October 09, 2009 09:33 PM (6MrTB)

1416 Obama = Westley's thug Jimmy

Nobel = Dalton

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:33 PM (X2xSP)

1417 Obama = Arnold

Nobel = The Gooch

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:35 PM (X2xSP)

1418 Obama = happiness and joy

Nobel = Sean Penn

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:36 PM (X2xSP)

1419
Obama = Weezer

Nobel Prize = Pinkerton

Posted by: John VS at October 09, 2009 09:37 PM (NcsIb)

1420

Obama = Warden Norton

Nobel = Andy Dufresne

Posted by: effinayright at October 09, 2009 09:42 PM (6MrTB)

1421

Obama = Larry Lester's buns

Nobel = Andrew Clark

Posted by: Moron in a Members Only Jacket at October 09, 2009 09:49 PM (FD3EH)

1422

Obama = You lie!

Nobel = boy.

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 09:53 PM (mNqbH)

1423

Obama = Head On

Nobel = Apply Directly to The Forehead! Apply Directly to The Forehead! Apply Directly to The Forehead! Apply Directly to The Forehead!

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 10:04 PM (mNqbH)

1424 Obama = Greg Norman, 1987 Masters

Nobel Prize = Larry Mize

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 09, 2009 10:11 PM (OJ6xy)

1425

Obama = L1

Nobel = rule against perpetuities

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 10:16 PM (mNqbH)

1426 Obama = Lex Luthor

Nobel = Otisburg

Posted by: Ned Beatty at October 09, 2009 10:19 PM (X/BNw)

1427

Obama = epic thread

Nobel = 3:56 am EST

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 10:56 PM (mNqbH)

1428 Obama =  Dan Rather
Nobel = What's the Frequency Kenneth?


Posted by: Ace Tomato at October 09, 2009 11:09 PM (+tEfW)

1429 Obama:  blathering guest
Nobel:  Salmon Mousse

(apologies to Nate)

Posted by: Ace Tomato at October 09, 2009 11:12 PM (+tEfW)

1430

Obama  = Bob Beckel

Nobel = Carbohydrates

Posted by: Moron eating a Slim Jim at October 09, 2009 11:39 PM (FD3EH)

1431

Obama = A Very Special Episode

Nobel = Creepy Uncle Who Visits

Posted by: Moron who needs to tell you something at October 10, 2009 12:46 AM (FD3EH)

1432 Obama = nostril mole photoshopped out of all pictures

NPP = mole's back and it's bigger

Posted by: alppuccino at October 10, 2009 02:16 AM (PjqYy)

1433

Obama  =  guy hiding in Porta-Potty in Jurassic Park

Nobel = Tyrannosaurus Rex

Posted by: Mike_W at October 10, 2009 02:21 AM (65FgQ)

1434 Obama = not the droids you were looking for. Nobel = the droids you were looking for.

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 10, 2009 03:31 AM (7O/Eb)

1435 Obama = barbarella in pleasure machine
Nobel Prize= Duran Duran


Posted by: inconquisitor at October 10, 2009 03:33 AM (iH6Wf)

1436 Obama: arctic wolf NPP: Sarah Palin in a helicopter

Posted by: meep at October 10, 2009 04:03 AM (UhB0V)

1437

Obama = pig

Nobel = lipstick

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 10, 2009 04:31 AM (ASdwP)

1438

Obama = Joker

Nobel = lipstick

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 10, 2009 04:32 AM (ASdwP)

1439 Obama=Leading the final lap at Talladega
NPP=Out of gas in the middle of turn 2

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 04:34 AM (dhFYq)

1440 Obama=Joker
NPP=Gargoyle on a rope

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 04:35 AM (dhFYq)

1441

Obama = Marcellus Wallace

Nobel Prize = Zed's junk

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 10, 2009 04:42 AM (zgZzy)

1442
Obama: My pimp hand

Nobel Prize: Arthritis

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 04:45 AM (5I0Yr)

1443 Obama=Parade
Nobel  =Rain

Posted by: 13times at October 10, 2009 04:47 AM (knaPE)

1444 Nobel = World's largest shoes to fill
Obama = Wee teeny tiny feel of clay

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 10, 2009 05:11 AM (xqhoO)

1445 Obama = Venti latte and bran muffin

Nobel Prize = Stuck in traffic

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 05:27 AM (jgwoG)

1446 Obama = Tommy Turner's penis

Nobel Peace Prize = Ms. Balbricker

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 10, 2009 05:27 AM (mJWd6)

1447

Obama: Harry Potter

Noble: The epilogue

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at October 10, 2009 05:31 AM (SE2xN)

1448

Obama: Lindsay Lohan

Noble: Coke

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at October 10, 2009 05:33 AM (SE2xN)

1449

Obama: John Lennon

Nobel: Yoko Ono

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at October 10, 2009 05:34 AM (SE2xN)

1450

Obama: Mac

Noble: Virus

 

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at October 10, 2009 05:40 AM (SE2xN)

1451 Obama = Molly Ringwald Nobel = The 90s

Posted by: BadgerHawk at October 10, 2009 05:52 AM (uv7hW)

1452 .
Obama=Jacques Cousteau
Nobel = Empty Scuba Tank 

Obama=Bobby Riggs
Nobel = Billy Jean King

Obama = Summer of Love
Nobel = Brown Acid

Obama = Dallas Cowboys
Nobel = The Catch

Obama = Family
Nobel = Manson

Obama = Lipstick
Nobel = Pig










Posted by: 13times at October 10, 2009 05:54 AM (knaPE)

1453 Obama=Ken Jennings
NPP=What is Fed Ex?

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 06:36 AM (dhFYq)

1454

is this the longest thread ever here on AOS? gotta be close to a record...

and in other news, how's the health of the lockerbie bomber.... shouldn't he be "done" by now? or is he working on that "miraculous recovery"?

 

 

Posted by: shred at October 10, 2009 06:39 AM (d2ha6)

1455

Obama = Moose

Nobel = Hungry Sarah Palin

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at October 10, 2009 06:43 AM (/s5j6)

1456

Obama : GMC Truck

Nobel: Dateline NBC

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at October 10, 2009 06:47 AM (/s5j6)

1457 Manufacturing comments simply to get to 1500 is laaaame.

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 07:35 AM (X2xSP)

1458 Yet here we are.

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 07:35 AM (X2xSP)

1459

Obama = 1498

Nobel = 1499

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at October 10, 2009 07:36 AM (/s5j6)

1460 Obama = Corvair

Nobel = Ralph Nader

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 10, 2009 07:41 AM (PBGAP)

1461 Obama = Cuba Gooding, Jr
Nobel = The Academy  Award

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 10, 2009 07:44 AM (PBGAP)

1462 1501st!

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 07:57 AM (dhFYq)

1463
Obama: Dolores

Nobel Prize: Mulva?

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 08:44 AM (5I0Yr)

1464 Obama = Boston College

Nobel = Virginia Tech

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 09:10 AM (jgwoG)

1465 Obama = Love me forever

Nobel Prize = Let me sleep on it

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 09:14 AM (jgwoG)

1466

Obama = Neck

Nobel =  The MAN'S foot

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at October 10, 2009 09:18 AM (/s5j6)

1467 Obama = Tribble

Nobel Prize = Klingon

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 09:56 AM (jgwoG)

1468 Obama = USS Excelsior

Nobel Prize = Scotty

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 09:59 AM (jgwoG)

1469 Obama = Space Abe Lincoln

Nobel = A pointed stick

Posted by: Security Officer Dickerson at October 10, 2009 10:27 AM (X/BNw)

1470 Obama = Blago's Hair

NPP = Patrick Fitzgerald-brand mousse

Posted by: Mandel Bread at October 10, 2009 10:58 AM (+vxZv)

1471

Obama=ACORN Prostitute

 

Mccain=Breitbart

Posted by: LordGeoDampierre at October 10, 2009 12:17 PM (kurgK)

1472

Obama = spotted owl

Nobel Prize = chain saw


Posted by: chinaacid at October 10, 2009 12:45 PM (cwnkO)

1473 Obama = Dr Doofenshmirtz

Nobel Prize = Perry

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 01:33 PM (jgwoG)

1474

Obama = Matt Holliday

Nobel Prize = A sea of waving white hankies

Posted by: braininahat at October 10, 2009 04:00 PM (nkNCq)

1475 Obama = Sasquatch

Nobel Prize = Beef Jerky

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 04:51 PM (jgwoG)

1476 Obama - King George III

Nobel - 1776

Posted by: noob at October 10, 2009 09:00 PM (C1lm4)

1477 Obama = Luke, I am your father.
America = NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Vader at October 10, 2009 11:53 PM (f68ST)

1478 Barack Obama = Pon Powlus NPP = Beano Cook

Posted by: Chlorian Theoreticus at October 11, 2009 03:13 PM (2fjcW)

1479 (That should be "Ron Powlus," not "Pon.")

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