September 05, 2008
— Ace Oh for Christ's sake call a waaahmbulance already, Buttercup.
How is this sissy going to stand up to someone a bit more menacing than Sarah Palin?
"We're not going to be bullied, we're not going to be smeared, we're not going to be lied about," Obama said. "I don't believe in coming in second."
Don't worry, Princess. You'll be coming in third, Joe Biden in fourth.
He said this while attending a fundraiser hosted by long-haired ex-prettyboy Bon Jovi, incidentally. Then they went out shopping for "outfits."
He's smeared her in the most vile ways through his surrogates, and claimed she was a fluffybrained muffinheaded chillbilly bumpkin beauty queen from "Wasilly" Alaska, and now he's up there resolutely swearing he won't let a 110 pound woman "bully" him?
What are you afraid she's going to do to you, Stacy? Adorable you to death?
Oh, and by the way, Candace, you are going to be bullied:

Thanks to Slublog for both the tip and the photoshop.
Slublog comments: "This guy has to have the most acute martyr complex I've ever witnessed. And to answer with bluster and faux bravado? He's about as tough as a whimpering puppy."
Indeed.*
The endless caterauling and whiiiining and poor-me-ing. Oh Mommy MSM, please save me from the bad lady.
God have mercy, sack up if you've got a sack at all.
Hat tip to Allah for "chillbilly."
* Well, the second-most acute martyr complex at least, after Shrieking Sullivan.
Incidentally, I have to say something. It's mean, but it's dead on. If you are familiar with Sullivan's oevure, you know he only has three modes of emotion, and they're readily apparent in his writing.
1) gushing infatuation and crush-diary excess,
2) deranged, nearly psychopathic anger and viciousness when either he or the current object of his borderline personality disorder fixation is threatened;
3) dark, dark blues of deep depression, when his posts become brief, shrill, disbelieving, and sounding notes of despairing futility.
He had been in Mode 2 earlier in the week. Since Palin spoke, he's trying to rally some Mode 2, but mostly he's in Mode 3.
Does this remind you of anyone you know from film or fiction?
I'll give you a hint: Dirty Birds.
I'll give you another hint: Hobbling.
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Posted by: The Vikings at September 05, 2008 05:21 PM (6L459)
Posted by: clonefan at September 05, 2008 05:21 PM (pVx6f)
Posted by: Bart at September 05, 2008 05:24 PM (I+NO0)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 05, 2008 05:24 PM (mIfor)
Posted by: Jones at September 05, 2008 05:25 PM (VkNlv)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 05, 2008 05:25 PM (fE4SP)
Does anybody listen to Bon Jovi besides Mumbles Belichick?
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 05, 2008 05:26 PM (EbR5o)
We're not going to be bullied, we're not going to be smeared, we're not going to be lied about
Seriously folks -
These are the kind of things a Community Organizer learns to say to THE MAN.
They're the words of the downtrodden.... the weak.... daring to look up into the face of the One With The Power.
Anybody else wonder what Iran's wackjob president would say if Obama said that to him, after wackjob called America "The Great Satan" ?
This guy is toast..... By the election, America is going to have forgotten his name - particularly with the ever-clever speaker Joe Biden to help him get burned.
Posted by: Lokki at September 05, 2008 05:26 PM (gE65f)
McCain's people should definitely come back about this. I'm beginning to think they're really getting under the Lightworker's skin.
Posted by: Bugler at September 05, 2008 05:27 PM (YCVBL)
Posted by: Jon Bon Jovi at September 05, 2008 05:28 PM (6L459)
The whole male side of my immediate family used to watch that show every week, and let me tell you it wasn't the writing that kept us coming back.
K
Posted by: Kestrel at September 05, 2008 05:28 PM (gBnKJ)
These guys can't improvise worth crap.
Posted by: AD at September 05, 2008 05:28 PM (PeYVg)
Posted by: Lokki at September 05, 2008 05:29 PM (gE65f)
Yeah, I believe that. Uh huh.
No, instead it's gonna be just like that scene in "Saving Private Ryan" where, after the German NCO kills the two Mellish and Horvath in the bell tower he just walks right by the quivering Corporal Upham.
'Cause I don't care what Bill O'Reilly says, Barry is a pussy.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 05, 2008 05:29 PM (tTK5y)
OT but 'caribou barbie' reminds me of a joke. Goes something like this:
Barbie and Ken sold separately.
Wait- Barbie doesn't come with Ken?
Nah, she only comes with GI Joe.
Posted by: Jones at September 05, 2008 05:29 PM (VkNlv)
"I don't do cowering."
That's right America. Barack Obama doesn't do cowering, so you best not be steppin'.
Let's be honest: who, other than a pussy who KNOWS he's a pussy, feels the need to compulsively assert how much of a non-pussy he is? You think John McCain needs to tell people he's tough dude who won't take no guff?
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 05, 2008 05:29 PM (BWTSB)
They had her hit Obama on the surge again today, after his incredibly stupid admission on OReilly last night. Wait till OReilly gets to Ayers and Rezko and they have her work out some statements there.
People are paying attention to what she says. She's the McCain spokesman right now. They know she'll get on the 6 oclock news.
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 05, 2008 05:29 PM (fE4SP)
Posted by: George S. Patton at September 05, 2008 05:29 PM (6L459)
"I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign. Did I also tell you, I am black and have a funny name?"
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at September 05, 2008 05:30 PM (vFeQi)
Please don't do me ugly, John!
Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at September 05, 2008 05:32 PM (GGhvX)
Anyone notice how John McCain has not said ONE WORD about the sliming of Sarah Palin? And when Nancy Obama started throwing the Race Card he had his campaign manager make the statement calling Nancy on it?
Note to Nancy: THAT's how a REAL man handles things.
Posted by: rockmom at September 05, 2008 05:33 PM (iZqUY)
Posted by: The Obvious at September 05, 2008 05:33 PM (1g+FW)
Posted by: Reiver at September 05, 2008 05:34 PM (s7h/P)
Posted by: The Other Shoe at September 05, 2008 05:35 PM (BVxxw)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 05, 2008 05:36 PM (tTK5y)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2008 05:36 PM (6L459)
I think McCain is kinda sitting back and letting the implosion work itself out.
They had her hit Obama on the surge again today, after his incredibly stupid admission on OReilly last night...She's the McCain spokesman right now. They know she'll get on the 6 oclock news.
It's pretty obvious that McCain is intentionally doing this. By letting Palin hit Obama, and forcing Obama to respond to Palin -- and not McCain -- they trick him into setting up an Obama/Palin dynamic. That's an exchange that he's likely to lose on the merits regardless, but it most definitely makes him look weak in an Obama/McCain matchup. You think John McCain gives a shit about what Joe Biden is saying? In fact, does anyone even have any idea what Joe Biden is doing or saying right now?
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 05, 2008 05:36 PM (BWTSB)
What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a pit bull? Teeth.
What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a seeing-eye dog? Even a blind man can see the dog is actually helping someone.
What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a Chihuahua? The Chuhuahua will eventually shut up.
What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a puppy? One will grow up to become a loyal servant of mankind.
What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a shih tzu? Zu.
Posted by: Tushar at September 05, 2008 05:37 PM (PTWes)
Dude, last time I checked Joe Biden was campaigning for McCain.
And I ain't even kidding. I don't know what Wonderboy is doing over there. Obama names him Veep and he's all "Excellent speech", "John McCain is great".
Posted by: Entropy at September 05, 2008 05:38 PM (HgAV0)
That question has been examined in pretty good detail already.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2008 05:38 PM (6L459)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 05, 2008 05:38 PM (VBon8)
Ace, you have to link the story about Philadelphia Mayor Nutter (yes, that is his real name) going postal today on the community organizer stuff. It was posted at FR today but I can't find it. Unbelievable. This guy is such a milquetoast he didn't get excited about his own inaugural, and he just went off like a Roman candle.
I can't believe how badly that one toss-off line has gotten under their skin. Those Swift Boat guys had to raise a half-million dollars and write a book to do this to John Kerry.
Posted by: rockmom at September 05, 2008 05:38 PM (iZqUY)
From the link:
Bon Jovi and his wife, Dorothea, hosted more than 100 people for dinner on their mansion lawn by the Navesink River in Middletown, N.J. The price was $30,800 a person, to be divided between the Obama campaign and the Democratic National Committee.
Earlier in the evening, Obama attended a $2,300-per-person reception at the nearby home of veteran party fundraiser Phil Murphy. About 200 people, including the Bon Jovis and New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine, attended.
Barack Obama: Battling special interests, hero of the common man...
so long as they can afford to shell out $30,800.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 05, 2008 05:39 PM (rf03a)
Another thing, CNN brought up the fact that Palin cut spending for special needs children. Now, I tuned into PBS and some lady on the program was saying that CNN's source of that statement was taken from an internet website.
Now, The lady called some fact watch group that took 4 hours to gather up the information which stated there had been some cuts on that area, However she also mentioned something about the previous adminstration's budget records that might have distort her own spending record on this issue.
I am only mentioning this because I want to get the facts straight, so I can spread it around so the media won't discredit her record with false reports.
Posted by: Jay at September 05, 2008 05:40 PM (2oyOj)
A soiled carcass is tougher than him.
Posted by: BabaChewy at September 05, 2008 05:40 PM (JzXIP)
I don't, though, maybe his fear is well-placed. If I had to run against McCain-Palin I might whine a little, too.
Remember the When-Will-Palin-Drop-Out pool? I think we can start our own:
When Will Biden Be Toast?
When Will The Onetm Curl Up in Fetal Position and Suck Thumb?
Posted by: prairiemain at September 05, 2008 05:40 PM (uDqa7)
Posted by: Jeff B. at September 05, 2008 05:40 PM (BWTSB)
Also once you invite a vampire in, they can come in whenever they want.
K
Posted by: Kestrel at September 05, 2008 05:40 PM (gBnKJ)
Now, whenever anyone lays wood on him, he tries to get the message suppressed instead of manfully answering. If this man-child is going to not-be-bullied, then perhaps he'd better start hitting back. Are there no issues with which Obambi disagrees with Mrs. Palin?
Has he nothing better in his resume than "community organizer?" And what sort of man thinks that's significant? Someone who's familiar with ACORN, I suppose.
Posted by: steve poling at September 05, 2008 05:41 PM (UWHTf)
And Axelrod and Plouffe approach Barry on the whiner scale.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 05, 2008 05:41 PM (tTK5y)
Posted by: jimmytheleg at September 05, 2008 05:41 PM (FCrqR)
I wonder who are on the inner strategery circle for McCain. Anyone knows? Is Rove up there? Or does he strictly work from outside the perimeter?
Posted by: Tushar at September 05, 2008 05:41 PM (PTWes)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 05, 2008 05:42 PM (25884)
And it wasn't delivery, it was DiGiorno!
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 05, 2008 05:42 PM (fE4SP)
OK you are not going to get bullied,
YOUR GOING TO GET BITCH SLAPPED.
And Sarah is going to be doing the slapping, get it BOY?
OH, Shit was that racist? Fuck him, whining Harvard dickhead, with c- grades at Columbia, and admitted because he is not the color of the guys on the dollar bills, and he knows it.
Cocksucker!
Posted by: kempermanx at September 05, 2008 05:43 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Rasputin at September 05, 2008 05:43 PM (tunH+)
In fact, does anyone even have any idea what Joe Biden is doing or saying right now?
He was in Philadelphia today with Mayor Nutter when Nutter went ballistic.
I thknk Biden may quit this ticket before they even think to replace him. His reputation is going to be left in shreds by these douchebags, and if they don't leva Sarah Palin alone, his family is going to get some serious mud-dragging because there's a lot there to drag. I think his compliments of McCain have been some giant smoke signals begging McCain to leave him and his family out of this.
Posted by: rockmom at September 05, 2008 05:44 PM (iZqUY)
Biden is Torricelli in 2008. I'm trying to start the meme. Help me out people!
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 05, 2008 05:44 PM (fE4SP)
Posted by: Mandy "Barak" Obama at September 05, 2008 05:45 PM (VFTrh)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2008 05:45 PM (6L459)
Earlier Obama was quoted saying something that actually worried me, "I get called worse stuff on the basketball court. No big deal."
For a moment there I feared he had figured it out and grew a pair and might no longer be taunted like a schoolboy. I needn't have worried.
We'd quit whacking him with that stick if he didn't make that delicious squee noise.
Posted by: Ronsonic at September 05, 2008 05:45 PM (ywSvi)
Posted by: Bart at September 05, 2008 05:46 PM (I+NO0)
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at September 05, 2008 05:46 PM (Lzdny)
Posted by: slickdpdx at September 05, 2008 05:47 PM (j5Ksn)
Purple, so true. Defense never wins a war. They are so fucked and they know it.
You getting sick of this quote?
I love the smell of naplam in the morning, it's the smell of VICTORY!
They are fucked! Thank you KARL!
Posted by: kempermanx at September 05, 2008 05:49 PM (2+9Yx)
It's a VERY big deal to him.
In order to preserve his then tender ego, he's been told his whole life how "special" he is. He started to believe his press. He can't figure out why we don't.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 05, 2008 05:49 PM (tTK5y)
I think Slublog made another one that was more in the style of Capt America, but I can't find it.
Posted by: Bart at September 05, 2008 05:49 PM (I+NO0)
Now, I tuned into PBS and some lady on the program was saying that CNN's source of that statement was taken from an internet website.
Well I guess that's the new standard. It's still better than the Andrew Sullivan standard which is if a rumor is theoretically possible and hasn't been definitively disproven, then it must be true. Which is how I know, btw, that AS is responsible for 4 of the 5 feet that have washed up near Vancouver.
Posted by: Maetenloch at September 05, 2008 05:50 PM (6rhoR)
And judging from the campaign, he came to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but he's all out of bubblegum.
Posted by: stirner at September 05, 2008 05:51 PM (ILUrb)
Posted by: Gary Coleman at September 05, 2008 05:51 PM (/zdaQ)
you must have heard talk about how McCain has gotten into Obama's OODA loop, and is always putting him on the defensive. Any idea whether they are really following Boyd's strategy?
Posted by: Tushar at September 05, 2008 05:52 PM (PTWes)
For some reason the first time I scanned that, I thought it read "I don't believe I'm the second coming." For the first time, I thought Obama might be realizing he had better settle down his ego a bit in view of Palinmania. So, I did a double take and read it again.
And then I laughed.
And then I realized I had used "I" like eleventy billion times. Sorry 'bout that.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 05, 2008 05:52 PM (sI5Ho)
Urkel resents the fact that he's been getting his ass kicked his whole life. That doesn't mean it's not going to happen again. In fact, it guarantees he's going to provoke into happening again.
Posted by: Dave J at September 05, 2008 05:54 PM (qsGH+)
Posted by: Tushar at September 05, 2008 05:55 PM (PTWes)
What a dumb ass. Obama has been lured into running against the other team's V.P. Rooky mistake.
But he's still Grammy's little sunshine.
Posted by: SlaveDog at September 05, 2008 05:55 PM (6Gy0q)
Ok ... has anyone seen the www.obamacrimes.com website?
Is this bunk or true? I know the lawyer is a Hillaryite
If true, then Zero has even more to worry about
Posted by: Cromagnum at September 05, 2008 05:57 PM (9k5Er)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 05, 2008 05:57 PM (I+NO0)
Posted by: erik at September 05, 2008 05:58 PM (hblvb)
He's never once had to stand up for himself, others were doing it for him. He didn't come up the hard way, he just took the easy way. When you take the path of least resistance, you never have have to fight.
He's genuinely shocked people are not just rolling over for his shit this time.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 05, 2008 05:58 PM (tTK5y)
Her election would help in ways large and small. Driving back from Texas I noticed that McDonalds' McRib was far more available in red States than in blue States. Back here in Michigan, I've yet to find even one.
They all want to sell me a walnut fruit cup here: "Its sooo much better for you."
Well hand me a purse and call me Sally, it is likely that there is influence from the nanny liberals. It is still the store manager's call, but it seems the fruit cup is much more to the liking of our lib government. (My research is ongoing and I welcome help).
I told you, first it is seat belts and helmets, then a jihad against smokers, then it is going to be food. Left to the lib's, we'll all end up chewing down our shrubs to stop global warming by saving on electric trimmers. "The healthy yardwork act."
Bring on the mooseburgers, even if it means a trip to jail.
Posted by: Robert at September 05, 2008 05:58 PM (Rb4Qc)
I'm just a blog reading moron, so no scoop from me. Schmidt seems to know his strategy though, so I wouldn't be too surprised if he at least was semi-applying Boyd's ideas.
Months ago I was pissed off that McCain didn't press the Ayers stuff, or the Wright stuff, but after seeing the last 8 weeks unfold, it's obvious that they are executing a well thought out plan to keep Obama on the ropes. They seem to be setting all that material to come out in the weeks ahead. McCain's swipe at the teachers unions and school choice sets the stage for education sniping, which opens up Obama's Annenberg experience, which leads us to Ayers. At which point, the other radical associations can start coming out without the race card being successfully played.
At least, that is how this moron sees it.
Posted by: stirner at September 05, 2008 05:58 PM (ILUrb)
Ok ... has anyone seen the www.obamacrimes.com website?
Is this bunk or true? I know the lawyer is a Hillaryite
If true, then Zero has even more to worry about
Bah- enough with the "Obama isn't a natural born citizen" bullshit. Hillary would've dug that up two years ago if it was true. It isn't.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 05, 2008 06:01 PM (rf03a)
And Milky Loads? He'd suck. Suck, Andy, suck! Blow is just a figure of speech.
Posted by: dr kill at September 05, 2008 06:02 PM (JWAjn)
LOL, one of those Saturday morning betting dudes is calling out Barry.
At least one other person besides me understands that Barry is not merely a leftist, he's a fucking Communist.
http://www.reason.com/news/show/128461.html
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at September 05, 2008 06:04 PM (vFeQi)
He was a community organizer...without a single noteworthy accomplishment. Obama can't point to a single example of how he improved the south side of Chicago, or any part of Chicago, or any part of Illinois, or any part of America.
Besides rising very quickly in the political ranks, Obama has nothing to show for his time as a lawyer, a community organizer, a state legislator, or a U.S. senator.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 05, 2008 06:05 PM (I+NO0)
Posted by: dr kill at September 05, 2008 06:09 PM (JWAjn)
Posted by: Jones at September 05, 2008 06:10 PM (VkNlv)
To me, thing that is missed in talking about Johnny Mac is that he spent how many years in a fucking hellhole.
You tell me that a douchebag AAAA happy-assed lawyer is going to outfox a guy eating nothing for five years and surviving?
I wonder if Mac just likes a fight, he picked on Bush enough, he might just like fucking with Barry as I'm sure he fucked with his NVA captors.
And those NVA captors were on the side Barry is, and probably defended and supported by Barry's Mom.
Gotta love it, Mac is running against the hard left, the same fucking assholes who helped keep him in captivity for years. It's his last shot to stick it to those fucks.
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at September 05, 2008 06:11 PM (vFeQi)
#68 Thread winner.
I thought the "O" was the second coming?
What he's NOT the messiah?
Shit, lying assholes, just when I was ready for rapture!
Posted by: kempermanx at September 05, 2008 06:11 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Son of a Pig and a Monkey at September 05, 2008 06:16 PM (KwoXV)
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/05/free-obama-tattoo/
Posted by: Evil Pundit at September 05, 2008 06:16 PM (//eLA)
Posted by: cv at September 05, 2008 06:16 PM (bu06V)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 05, 2008 06:17 PM (mIfor)
Unfortunately, doofus, you don't have any say in the matter.
Posted by: alwyr at September 05, 2008 06:24 PM (UYxsF)
Posted by: JimK at September 05, 2008 06:28 PM (c2nyI)
The puppy eventually stops whining............
Ba da bing.
Posted by: christmasghost at September 05, 2008 06:28 PM (kIX1b)
Is this what we mean when are talking about Community Organizer? Executive Power
Still cannot get enough Satisfaction
Posted by: Cromagnum at September 05, 2008 06:36 PM (9k5Er)
Posted by: brak at September 05, 2008 06:37 PM (ToLyh)
(trying to fix thumbnails)
Is this what we mean when are talking about Community Organizer? Executive Power
Still cannot get enough Satisfaction
Posted by: Cromagnum at September 05, 2008 06:40 PM (9k5Er)
Ha! Thanks!
You just reminded me of Al Gore's "Lurch" act, back in the 2000 debates.
Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at September 05, 2008 06:44 PM (hFY+e)
Arrrgggh, they just showed that lying bullshit Obama ad again. Although I really think the bullshit about Mac's houses is past its sell date. And they dropped the part where they lie about what Mac said at Saddleback (maybe Rev. Warren called him on it.)
brak, did you see any of the O'Reilly interview? This guy looked like a couple of bullshit artists I have interviewed for jobs. O'Reilly wasn't buyimg what he was selling and you could almost see his sphincter getting tighter and tighter. If the debate moderators are even slightly not in the tank for him, he is in big trouble. Especially if they ask him about Iraq.
Posted by: rockmom at September 05, 2008 06:48 PM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Mark at September 05, 2008 07:03 PM (4hUuD)
The price was $30,800 a person, to be divided between the Obama campaign and the Democratic National Committee.
How? If you can host a fundraiser for $30,800 per person and divide it betwen the Obama campaign and the DNC, why bother with $2,300? I'm confused. Is there something I'm missing?
Posted by: Sue at September 05, 2008 07:05 PM (+osns)
Posted by: Obstreperous Infidel at September 05, 2008 07:05 PM (qkSG+)
You went Dr. Cox on his ass.
Posted by: Ostral-B Heretic at September 05, 2008 07:06 PM (9u8Jf)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 05, 2008 07:19 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: The Band at September 05, 2008 07:24 PM (XsVqe)
But it's okay, though, because he posts every time he gets a pertinent email. His readers must all really love him.
Posted by: Kensington at September 05, 2008 07:28 PM (xFNQx)
So he'll probably have smooth sailing, is what you're saying?
Posted by: Kensington at September 05, 2008 07:29 PM (xFNQx)
Wouldn't that be really entertaining, watching his followers wake up and start kicking his ass?
Posted by: Kensington at September 05, 2008 07:32 PM (xFNQx)
Not really, Kensington. His loyalists will blame the "neo-cons" and Zionists and the moderates in their own party. Dems seem to continue to like their party's losers -- Carter, Mondale, Gore (is like a god), and Kerry, to name a few icons in good standing in the Dem party.
If Obama loses, they need to reexamine whether it's smart to keep nominating candidates who go further and further to the Left -- Gore, Kerry, Obama. If they continue that trend, Kucinich or Bernie Sanders is next in line for the Democrat nomination.
Posted by: Bart at September 05, 2008 07:42 PM (I+NO0)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 05, 2008 07:47 PM (AZGON)
<quote>Obama spoke for about eight minutes before greeting guests individually</quote>
minus 6 and half mins of uhhhs.....forget bang for your buck....more like getting banged for your bucks.
hey its only $30k wonder if they got an autographed pic.
Posted by: e.koenig at September 05, 2008 07:49 PM (2J+Vs)
Does this remind you of anyone you know from film or fiction? - Ace
Myself, I think of Steve Martin in "Sgt. Bilko", where he pleads "Please make the bad man STOP, mommy"!!!
I used to use that phrase when my disciplining my kids with a hammerlock and an "I dare you to call Social Services" chokehold.
Posted by: Screamin' Jay at September 05, 2008 07:53 PM (fH1BE)
I'm glad that we're so good at stealing elections, though, apparently; otherwise I'd be worried. That doesn't explain why the Obamabots have been so confident (at least before Sarah showed up), though. It's almost as if they know they're full of shit about us stealing elections.
Posted by: Kensington at September 05, 2008 07:54 PM (xFNQx)
Posted by: lemmiwinks at September 05, 2008 08:03 PM (Qv6BF)
I think half of them really do believe that we steal elections. They are the moonbat party, after all. The other half repeat that lie for two reasons: 1) to feed the aforementioned moonbats, and 2) to keep the voter ID and registration rules very lax and disorganized so that illegals, convicts, and dead people can continue to vote at the polls.
Posted by: Bart at September 05, 2008 08:05 PM (I+NO0)
Posted by: Breaker19 at September 05, 2008 08:06 PM (/VUEz)
Posted by: Noel at September 05, 2008 08:16 PM (4gHqM)
I thinking of Nathan Lane's character in "The Birdcage" or whatever that movie was called. Get Nancy some "pirin" tablets, stat.
Posted by: kbiel at September 05, 2008 08:18 PM (jgTW1)
'Bama will be curled up in the fetal position sucking his thumb any day now
with Andrea Mitchell applying cold compresses to his ego q 15 minutes.
Chris and Keith will be inciting black insurrection. Hillary will be sitting
in her rocking chair on her porch in Chappaqua waiting for that 3 AM
call from Bill. Sara will be studying the new Cabela's catalogue.
And all will be right with the world.
Posted by: grizzly bare at September 05, 2008 08:25 PM (FZLYX)
Posted by: Barry "The Rebel" Obama at September 05, 2008 08:28 PM (zAvxs)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 05, 2008 08:31 PM (4ZOxD)
fta: Big Brother had nothing on the Obamas. They plan to herd American youth into government-funded reeducation camps where they'll be brainwashed into thinking America is a racist, oppressive place in need of "social change."
Posted by: Breaker19 at September 05, 2008 08:40 PM (/VUEz)
The way the Veep selection/convention timing unfolded shows you why coaches always defer to the second half when they win the toss.
Like a desperate team in the draft, Obama reached to fill his need for Foreign Policy gravitas when he should have taken the best available running mate. McCain gambled on an uber-talented underclassman, and probably the only person that could actually help him win.
The New York Jets have just won the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 05, 2008 08:40 PM (4ZOxD)
Here's a dramatic re-enactment of the Obama campaign taking on Sarah Palin:
Posted by: rsrobinson at September 05, 2008 09:08 PM (r+abb)
Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2008 09:12 PM (XCMhk)
Posted by: fozzy at September 05, 2008 09:37 PM (ccEuN)
Posted by: Music at September 05, 2008 09:40 PM (4gKQm)
Sarah P. is the toast of the town. We Dem faithful are wondering when
Barry should pull the plugs on this Biden guy.
Posted by: grizzly bare at September 05, 2008 09:52 PM (FZLYX)
Posted by: Music at September 05, 2008 10:02 PM (4gKQm)
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Posted by: Boy Named Sous at September 05, 2008 10:15 PM (jiBuF)
Yeah. The first $2300 for each person (note that the primary and general are counted separately) can go directly to the candidate and be spent by him. The next $28,500 goes to the national party committee and can be spent by the party, though they can coordinate with the candidate.
I believe the party money has more restrictions on it, though I'm not quite sure what they are.
Posted by: someone at September 05, 2008 10:19 PM (2z2WN)
Posted by: Schreiber at September 05, 2008 10:32 PM (jdtb6)
I am beginning to think that McCain plans on winning this thing. I'm glad he is on our side. At least most of the time. Atleast he has given us Palin. Oh yeah, and Keith Olbermann sucks the weenie. Better than Bon Jovi. Way better than Sully.
Posted by: Hammer at September 05, 2008 10:34 PM (QtO87)
Posted by: Music at September 05, 2008 10:44 PM (4gKQm)
My husband calls it ego-messiahical
God have mercy, sack up if you've got a sack at all.
Sure he does. It's in Michelle's purse.
Posted by: nightwitch at September 05, 2008 11:19 PM (dfTf5)
Posted by: Music at September 05, 2008 11:29 PM (4gKQm)
who sent obama?
That, along with the reeducation camps from Public allies, cited above, gives you a damn good idea what "hopenchange" entails, exactly. Corrupt and radicalize the youth through government programs to bring down the system, man.
Wow. It really is a plot to destabilize the fucking country for teh marxists.
That's nigh upon insane, but it fits better than anything else.
Now, I'm a long time poster who has gone dark for a long time, but I've been here since the blogspot days. No conspiracy theory wacko, I tells ya.
But holy shit, that's of a piece with Bill Ayers and Dorhn's Weather past, Alinsky, and every other fucking thing about Barry O that doesn't quite fit.
Posted by: It's full of stars at September 05, 2008 11:34 PM (OeLz9)
Posted by: Music at September 05, 2008 11:39 PM (4gKQm)
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Posted by: grc at September 06, 2008 02:54 AM (3h8sn)
You know, I was honestly afraid Palin was going to come out in her convention speech with something like this "we won't be bullied" stuff that sounds so defensive and weak. I was wondering how she would address all the crap they've been slinging at her without sounding like an idiot.
But she came out with something so far superior it blew me away, "I'm not here to seek their good opinion." As in, all that crap? It's so irrelevant, it's barely worth my notice. How funny that Big O is now using the very lines I was afraid Palin would use.
Posted by: Average Jen at September 06, 2008 03:21 AM (OINAg)
And now the little pussy has to run and hide behind Mother Clinton because the big mean girl is picking on him.
Real question is who is the father of Obambi's kid - 'cause he sure ain't got no balls.
Posted by: Murph at September 06, 2008 03:57 AM (SGQe3)
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Posted by: johanna lapp at September 06, 2008 05:42 AM (E9Jrr)
Fred already hinted at it in his speech at the convention: "And we need a president who doesn't think that the protection of the unborn or a newly born baby is above his pay grade."
Posted by: mpur at September 06, 2008 07:59 AM (NrX2f)
How is this sissy going to stand up to someone a bit more menacing than Sarah Palin?
No one is more menacing than Sarah Palin!
OT - anyone seen the two drunk Biden videos on YouTube? Keep it quiet.
Posted by: Joints at September 06, 2008 08:19 AM (dPHH5)
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Posted by: Big Dog at September 06, 2008 09:02 AM (bIIf/)
They pull a gun, you call a press conference to tell the media how mean they are. She attacks your record, you attack her 17-year-old daughter. She fights back, you hide behind Hillary's skirts. That's the Chicago way!
Posted by: Norman Conquest at September 06, 2008 09:09 AM (E9Jrr)
It must suck for this metrosexual, effete, radical, terrorist-cavorting Obamessiah to get beat up by a woman.
Yeah, he won’t be ‘bullied’ by a principled, strong, intelligent, Republican female who isn’t easily intimidated. Nah, he leaves the smearing of Sarah Palin up to his peons.
Newsflash, Obama. When it comes to you and your ‘freinds’, there’s so much to smear.
Kerry’s reprehensible behavior came back to bite him in the ass, and Obama’s has latched onto his like a pitbull.
As for coming in second; brace yourself sweetpea. You will.
Posted by: sfcmac at September 06, 2008 09:55 AM (IMr7b)
You all are so silly instead of talking about what really matters to the american people like this darn messed up economy and people losing their jobs and houses you talking about nonsense. Palin at sh** she will be fully vetted before long and we'll see whlat she's really made of, You are the ones scared to talk about the real issues that affect us today. Everytime you're asked a question you dance all around it because you don't have an answer. Another George Bush in the works. People can be fooled by this nonsense if they want to and we will be at war everytime a door slam because McCain is shell shocked and Palin will grab a gun, Ms. Dillinger. He's the one hiding behind Palin, his campaign wasn't about crap until he got this other liar. Cindy you better watch out, he will be leaving you for Palin next, did you see the way he was watching her but, you know he's a ladies man. Palin buy him some viagra, cuz he's gonna need, or maybe alcohol would be better and you can get that from you daughter, everytime you see her she got a bottle in her hand. Republicans kick rocks or get to the real issues. Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.
Posted by: neenee at September 06, 2008 06:24 PM (7g2FM)
Well somebody's been watching a LOT of Scrubs reruns lately.
Posted by: Rich at September 06, 2008 09:57 PM (GLpvN)
The "music" posts I'm pretty sure about, but this stuff ... ?
Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at September 07, 2008 09:14 AM (30OWg)
I'm patiently waiting for someone to call her "The Wicked Witch Of The North."
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