1 I feel a Slu-shop coming on.

2

That definitely deserves to be photoshopped into Captain Bullshit

There is some review out there for Superman IV talking about all the problems with it and how it was a Reeve fluff piece for his and hollywoods pacifist leanings.  I'm not doing it at all justice with that description but it was a great long insightful read and I wish I remember where it was.

3 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Marxist! It's Captain Bullshit!

4

Are you trying to get Krakatoa to vote for McCain?

Buzzion I know what you're talking about.  They trash crap movies scene by scene from beginning to end.  Pretty entertaining but it goes on a bit long.

5 I can't wait for the unicorns to return to our world after obama makes it a special, special place again. Like, when, there were no mean people and stuff. It will just be, like, the you know, happy people and no sadness, and everyone can be united and stuff. Oh, my, gosh, the healing will begin and, like, the planet will be healed and stuff.

6 OT, but you guys have to see this. Hilarious. But it might make you throw up in your mouth a little.

7 You know, we just got back from Disney World and in one of the movie thingys they do this thing with "Lion King" and the catchy tune, "I just can't wait to be king" comes on and I just could not get Obama out of my head while that song was on. I think there is a funny spoof there somewhere, but I'm just not talented that way.

8 He's proposing gun control for nuclear states.

Howz that workin' for ya, Chicago?  DC?  Detroit?

9
Lightworker, yo.  Light ... Worker.

Feel the magic, bitches.

10 Oh gosh, sorry again to threadjack, but did you read that Obama changed his website about the war?

11 For some reason he believes Russia and the US are still on "hair-trigger alert".....despite the fact that we haven't been since the last part of the Reagan years. Just another 'minor gap' in his knowledge base.

12 For some reason he believes Russia and the US are still on "hair-trigger alert".....despite the fact that we haven't been since the last part of the Reagan years.

Behold the power of the Lightworker, able to change the events of history.

13 #6, why do I get the feeling that the lawyer drops trou at every opportunity?

14 I can do the pshop if no one is on it yet - let me know -

15 RE: #6 When I'm at the airport, I don't have to drop my pants, however, the screening ladies at every major airport have touched all my special parts and some not so special. If a terrorist gets a thumb in the waist-band I say..".Welcome to the post 9/11 world that you created, asshole." Now, back to obama being an idiot.

16 Buzzion - this might be the review of Superman 4 you were talking about

http://www.jabootu.com/s4.htm

17 McCain should play that bit over and over again. Do that and he'll win by over 10 points.

18 Ace - pshop emailed to your "contact" address.

19 Thanks, Hartsfeld.

20 Haha.

Batman tonight for me.

21 From my cold, dead hands he will.

22 It's a really great photoshop, especially nice touch on the halcion.

23

eh, what was that about mcSame again?

Believe we got us a cahtuh redux right here, we surely do.

24 Yeah, just like giving the Olympics to Beijing was supposed to throw a global spotlight on them and shame them into improving their human rights record.  And clearly that's worked out amazingly well.

This would all be really funny if it weren't so incredibly terrifying.

25

Posted by: fozzy at July 16, 2008 08:02 PM (ccEuN)

Yep that'd be the one.

26

Watch for this flip...

April 2008: "Missile defence doen't work."

October 2008: "Missile defence works... now that we can give up our nukes!"

27 Yes, we need to lead by example. The world community is sick of the U.S.'s hypocrisy.

George Bush is the world's biggest terrorist and yet he started a War on Terror. What a joke.

And Israel demands that their neighbors have no nuclear weapon building capabilities, yet they have their own illegal arsenal of nukes.

28

since when did the USA having nuclear weapons cause a lack in peace?   If anything the fact that we have them ensures we are not attacked.   I'm sure china is going to give up theirs

29 What a load.  Place this one alongside "I will withdraw from Iraq." and "I will filibuster FISA immunity."

30 Re: Jon Cryer

What the fuck are people thinking casting him in anything? His show, Two and a Half Men, sucks. It's less funny than Will & Grace, which is impossible. Jon Cryer makes Patrick Dempsey look like an A-lister.

Oh, and look at Mariel Hemingway. I had the biggest crush on her when I was a little kid. So sad... You'd think Margot Kidder would the first one to go out of all of them in that poster.

31

What a dumb-fuck. Nuclear weapons eliminate the possibility of major powers going to war with one another. He is probably lying so it will not matter, but he is retarded if he thinks the US getting rid of the nukes we will never use anyway will improve the world.

If you want to laugh at Obama you might as well watch this idiocy fall apart. I think I am going to write a play about it:

Act 4: 

obamamessiah: "I will get rid of nuclear weapons and make the world safer. And greener too."

fraggles: "Yea! No more nuclear weapons. Everybody is finally going to be friends. We should write a song about this and then everybody can sing it. We always wanted to get rid of them, but the evil conservatives stopped us. No nuclear power either, rare owls might accidentally crash into the giant concrete thingy"

advisor: "Barry, your plan to get rid of the nukes is not polling well. It turns out that they are actually useful and the public is not as stupid as we thought. Why don't you refine your message, tell the fucktards that you are getting rid of the weapons and then just get rid of a few."

Obamamessiah: "Change. I made a very presidental decision and stuff like that. Hope. I am not going to rid the US of our weapons. These are not words. Words matter."

Fraggles: "Yea! We always knew the republicans were being held by corporations and stuff that made them use bad things like coal. Why do they hate the enviornment? We love the enviornment. We hate war though. That means that they love it. Gaia, why are they are so mean and bad?"

fraggles exit stage, music starts for song four tittled, "It isn't the daddy-party and the mommy-party; it is the weird-uncle-who-might-be-a-molester-party and the stupid-17-year-old-girl-party."  

32 btw, does this remind everyone of Carter's very forgettable SALT talks?

Circa is right, this week Obama is Jimmy Carter. Next week, he'll be Ronald Reagan. The week after that, Obama will be Nixon and open up talks and trade with China.

By October, Obama might even demand that Gorbachev tear down the Berlin Wall.

33 Nice 'shop Hartsfeld. Up, up and away Captain Bullshit.

34 Just like gun control - the insane leftist belief that if decent, law-abiding people give up their weapons, there will be peace. Those nasty mean people are too hard to think about, so we'll just let them keep their weapons.

What could go wrong?

35

Why stop with nukes?  Why not rid the world of all weapons and replace them with candy. 

Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The candyman, the candyman can,
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow,
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie
The candyman? The candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

The Candyman makes
everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood wishes.
You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream,
The candyman? The Candyman can, the candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
'cause the candyman thinks it should

The Candyman can.  Yes. He. Can.

36 #21 & #24: Thanks - most of the credit belongs to Ace, all I did was stick his all-purpose Helmeted Obamahead onto a Superman IV poster he found.

37 Here's a rough attempt....

38 Hartsfeld

but you added a perfect outside glow.

39 Given the recent performance of 5th Bomb Wing and 8th Air Force, perhaps a return to "hair trigger" alerts would actually result in less chance of accidental use. Obama is flat wrong again. well, not accident explosion, accidental use as ballast.

40 but you added a perfect outside glow. Ah, the glow... it emanates so robustly from the Messiah Himself that not even His goofyass Urkel bike helmet can possibly contain it...

41 Did you know that a remake of Westworld is planned?

All I can say is: Why?

Haven't we seen enough When Robots Go Wild movies?

42 As long as there's evil miscreants on the planet that might need nuking, I'm thinking its better to have'em and not need'em than to need'em and not have'em.

43 Did you know that a remake of Westworld is planned?
 
Look at what they're doing with Death Race 2000.

44 Look at what they're doing with Death Race 2000.

Word.

That's another movie that doesn't need to be touched; it's fine the way it is. What's next, a PC version of Blazin' Saddles? Bastards.

I mentioned it before, but they might also make an A-Team movie...with Bruce Willis.

45 But you said...head upside down...
Well, it's not a waste.

Because I had fun with it~!

46 The Superman photoshops are funny and way beyond my meager talents, however I do have one suggestion for all future ones...change the "S" logo to "BS"

47

This is too good...  Just saw <a href="http://dirtyharrysplace.com/?p=2905">this post</a> over at Dirty Harry's blog - the picture is SCREAMING for a Slushop.

It's Infinitely Recursive Captain BS!

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