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December 30, 2008

Obama Soap on a Rope
— Ace

Yeah.

Nice Deb wonders what comments this would provoke. I can only think of the obvious, and I don't want to go there.

I mean, yes, we now know what to get Andrew Sullivan for Boxing Day.

Maybe you can do better.

Posted by: Ace at 09:46 AM | Comments (105)
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1 Looks like a good Democrat-detector to me. Just look for the rope sticking out of their pants.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2008 09:47 AM (A0fZ7)

2 Nothing like "Magic Negro" brand soap-on-a-rope for cleaning your wallet.

Posted by: Hucklebuck at December 30, 2008 09:49 AM (oQLnX)

3 That is extremely offensive.

Posted by: Papa Smurf at December 30, 2008 09:49 AM (UefZl)

4 Sorry, Ace - had to go there...

Why isn't there a quarter-inch hole between the teeth, y'know, just for Sullivan?

Just wondering.

Posted by: apb at December 30, 2008 09:51 AM (4Ac/Q)

5 A blue colored Obama soap? Racist.

Posted by: Tushar at December 30, 2008 09:51 AM (PTWes)

6 Looks like that chin can do some real damage. What's left would be taken out by the ears.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 30, 2008 09:52 AM (4L5Tl)

7 Hope on a rope!
Obama hanging from a rope? That has got to be racist somehow.
At least it's self lubricating, for Andi's protection.

Posted by: Rocks at December 30, 2008 09:52 AM (Q1lie)

8 Dope on a Rope is more like it.

Posted by: ricky at December 30, 2008 09:53 AM (qfzyC)

9 The product plug says: What weve all been waiting for a little hope.

Hmm. a little hope, in a bar of soap.

reminds me of the old joke: What is the difference between a girl in Church and a girl in a shower? The girl in church has a soul full of hope.

Posted by: Tushar at December 30, 2008 09:54 AM (PTWes)

10 You can use it, but only to wash away your sins, you hatemongers.

Posted by: XBradTC at December 30, 2008 09:54 AM (/K0QE)

the fact that's it placed gently upon a bed of roses is quite creepy.

So what I really need to stop muggers, though, is a Robert Byrd soap-on-a-rope.

Posted by: jdub at December 30, 2008 09:56 AM (t9pKb)

12 I wonder what other products could be marketed. There is already a Obama dildo and a Obama soap. How about Obama tampons, Obama douche, Obama brand butt-cream (Preparation O) and Obama brand butt-plugs?

Posted by: Tushar at December 30, 2008 09:57 AM (PTWes)

13 Love, love, my love is blue...

Posted by: andi sullivan at December 30, 2008 09:57 AM (55TIb)

14 I know just where to clean myself! Tingly!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 30, 2008 09:58 AM (fhJCy)

Is it OK to wash my ass with it?

Serious question....Seriously.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2008 09:58 AM (CiVat)

Just look for the rope sticking out of their pants.

Not often you see a thread-winner as the first comment... the bar keeps rising!

Posted by: sherlock at December 30, 2008 09:58 AM (8V5Ut)

17 Yeah, what's with the bed of roses? Creepy!

Posted by: Kensington at December 30, 2008 09:59 AM (fhJCy)

I'm gonna channel Admiral Akbar:

I smell a trap where the Kossacks are monitoring this thread to run back and scream about the various "-isms" we are accused of having

Posted by: eddiebear at December 30, 2008 09:59 AM (wnU1W)

19 A) A supposed visual representation of Obama is hanging from a rope. And the creator saw nothing wrong with that.

B) How drunk was the creator that he/she thought that that looked like Obama?

C) The Soap Dope on the Rope is supposed to bring us Hope?

Posted by: Benson at December 30, 2008 10:00 AM (qzcNU)

20 Finally! The butt-plug of my dreamth!

Posted by: Andre Thullivan at December 30, 2008 10:00 AM (PLvLS)

21 Move over Steadman, Oprah now calls this "The One" to make her tingle.

Posted by: eddiebear at December 30, 2008 10:00 AM (wnU1W)

22 What? No "Clean & Articulate" jokes yet? Sheesh. Somebody call QC.

Posted by: adamthemad at December 30, 2008 10:00 AM (kIjlp)

23 the fact that's it placed gently upon a bed of roses is quite creepy

Yeah, what's with the bed of roses? Creepy!

Those are tulips, jeez, get a clue, guys! But, yeah, creepy for sure.

Posted by: CB at December 30, 2008 10:00 AM (9Wv2j)

24 Hope! Change! Soapy Bubbles On Your Genitals!

Posted by: eddiebear at December 30, 2008 10:01 AM (wnU1W)

Looks like a good Democrat-detector to me.

Just look for the rope sticking out of their pants.

Heh©.

On a good note MSNBC is going to be experiencing a rash of slip and fall accidents as people lose their balance on the trail of purple slime Chris Mathews will be leaving behind him wherever he goes. Also, Alan Greenspan is going to have to have a new super-reinforced stainless steel/bulletproof glass shower installed in order to withstand the sheer seismic force of Andea Mitchell's orgasms once she recieves her Obama on a Rope.

Posted by: Big E at December 30, 2008 10:01 AM (RWzXM)

26 Obama's head on tulips? that's the dirtiest damn thing I ever seen and it's soap.

Posted by: Rocks at December 30, 2008 10:02 AM (Q1lie)

27 Soap and change!

Oh - you thought he said HOPE and Change?

Well, sorry! You misheard!

Posted by: Good Lt. at December 30, 2008 10:02 AM (jH17H)

28 I wonder if the company producing these will be eligible for federal bail-out funds.

Posted by: CB at December 30, 2008 10:03 AM (9Wv2j)

29 The Obama adminstration is just going to be a fucking bed of roses, right Chrissy?

Posted by: sherlock at December 30, 2008 10:03 AM (8V5Ut)

30 Is this really the hill we want to laugh at?

Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2008 10:03 AM (PD1tk)

Those are tulips, jeez, get a clue, guys! But, yeah, creepy for sure.

Not as creepy as you knowing the difference.

Weirdo.

Posted by: jdub at December 30, 2008 10:03 AM (t9pKb)

32 It reminds me more than a little of Gollum.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2008 10:04 AM (kLWtB)

wiser:

naw, they still won't bathe

Posted by: eddiebear at December 30, 2008 10:05 AM (wnU1W)

34 Is there a companion Tragedy version to hang with it?

Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2008 10:05 AM (PD1tk)

35 Am I the only moron who thinks it looks a hell of a lot more like Prince Charles than the Magic Negro? The ears - the chin - the goofy smile of non-comprehension. . .actually, the soap's even got a little Alfred E. Neuman vibe going for it, too.

Posted by: Christopher at December 30, 2008 10:06 AM (zF6Iw)

36 Actually I think the guy is just trying to off load a bunch of old Ross Perot soap on a ropes. Same soap, different dope.

Posted by: Rocks at December 30, 2008 10:06 AM (Q1lie)

37 "Dil-do through the tu-lips..." new lyrics by Boy George

Posted by: sherlock at December 30, 2008 10:06 AM (8V5Ut)

38 This is Chris Matthews' "American Beauty"-esque fantasy

Posted by: eddiebear at December 30, 2008 10:07 AM (wnU1W)

39 Smells like unicorns!!!

Wet unicorns.

Posted by: mesablue at December 30, 2008 10:07 AM (5yNaE)

40 This is actually a pretty good and much more sanitary replacement for Andrea's Obama doll which was, to be honest, getting kind of crusty. On the other hand it's going to be like fucking a smurf for the next couple years but life is all about trade-offs.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at December 30, 2008 10:08 AM (RWzXM)

41 The ears aren't big enough.

Posted by: RedFox84 at December 30, 2008 10:09 AM (jG82H)

Wet unicorns.

Hot wet unicorns.

Or was that not where you were going with that?

Posted by: jdub at December 30, 2008 10:09 AM (t9pKb)

43 Looks much like a 'Scream' mask to me.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 30, 2008 10:11 AM (2mu13)

Those are tulips, jeez, get a clue, guys! But, yeah, creepy for sure.

Not as creepy as you knowing the difference.

Weirdo.

Most women can tell the difference, jdub, nothin' weird about it. Of course, one wishes they had done a full figure rendition, to show his moobs.

Posted by: CB at December 30, 2008 10:13 AM (9Wv2j)

45 Andrea's gonna need to get them by the pallet.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2008 10:14 AM (A0fZ7)

46 Now I can sit on his face.

Posted by: demoncrat at December 30, 2008 10:14 AM (8nB5X)

What scetns are available. Chrissy wanted me to ask.

Best,

Keith

Posted by: nikkolai at December 30, 2008 10:16 AM (Gu6Lf)

48 In light of Caroline Kennedy being taken as a serious replacement for Hillary Clinton I have decided to appoint the Obama Soap on a Rope to replace Obama in the US Senate. Go ahead....try to claim he's dirty, I triple dawg dare ya.

Posted by: Rod Blagojevich at December 30, 2008 10:17 AM (Q1lie)

49 there's an entire day to celebrate "boxing the clown"?

is it just before International Chafing Day?

Posted by: cameo at December 30, 2008 10:22 AM (JGIp7)

50 Looks like we've got a case!

Posted by: LenoHead Choad Massagers, Inc. at December 30, 2008 10:24 AM (EVXuq)

51 >>Most women can tell the difference, jdub, nothin' weird about it.

Ha! elementary mistake, jdub. Assuming that a commenter is a guy by default.

Posted by: Tushar at December 30, 2008 10:26 AM (PTWes)

52 Clearly this is an attack on the President Elect, he's turned blue and is suspended from a rope! They've even scalped him! Send me money so I can raise a protest against this... wait.... (whispering noises)...

...uh, never mind, this is a fine product I plan on using.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 30, 2008 10:30 AM (PQY7w)

53 i like the rope on it --for easy withdraw

Posted by: andi-dandi-sullivan at December 30, 2008 10:34 AM (+/c0N)

Is there an Alfred E. Newmanish look to it as well?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 30, 2008 10:38 AM (ujg0T)

55 c.mathews can wash his chest and stare down at obama at the same time, all the while the suds are slowly traveling down his most sensitive legs.......

Posted by: nygal at December 30, 2008 10:42 AM (+/c0N)

56 I'm only halfway through this thread, and I'm already crying.

Posted by: Nice Deb at December 30, 2008 10:48 AM (TvKLW)

57 I'm not gonna' bathe for a week just so I can punish that thing!

Posted by: JDW at December 30, 2008 10:53 AM (uw+0A)

58 Does it come with a matching "Michelle" Loofah?

...hopefully it's not too abrasive.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2008 10:57 AM (3Bqev)

59 That's so sweet, I can wash my balls in it.

Posted by: Chrissy Mathews at December 30, 2008 11:04 AM (wOGfT)

60 When I clean my ass cheeks he'll have a smile on his face and some shit on his teeth.

Posted by: demoncrat at December 30, 2008 11:06 AM (8nB5X)

61 Opie on a rope.

Posted by: railwriter at December 30, 2008 11:15 AM (XcsD4)

62 How my azz taste?

Posted by: Son of a Pig and a Monkey at December 30, 2008 11:19 AM (FKw3h)

63 Watch your speed while using this, it contains a lot of sand...and it smells faintly of elderberries.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2008 11:24 AM (ZGhSv)

cool,

i can shit in his mouth in the privacy of my own bathroom.

Posted by: pooper at December 30, 2008 11:27 AM (MKJDu)

65 38 Am I the only moron who thinks it looks a hell of a lot more like Prince Charles than the Magic Negro? The ears - the chin - the goofy smile of non-comprehension. . .actually, the soap's even got a little Alfred E. Neuman vibe going for it, too.

Perhaps it's sold in UK novelty stores as "Charles on a Rope." And as "Alfred on a Rope" in the back of Mad Magazine.

Now that's marketing baby!

Posted by: shibumi at December 30, 2008 11:35 AM (tZB/c)

66 Why isn't there a quarter-inch hole between the teeth, y'know, just for Sullivan?

Just wondering.

Posted by: apb at December 30, 2008 02:51 PM (4Ac/Q)

Actually, I plan to use it for a buttplug.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at December 30, 2008 11:48 AM (IoUF1)

Posted by: JoeTee at December 30, 2008 12:07 PM (prdCq)

68 Hmm... Looks like "Metamorpho."

Posted by: The Sizzler at December 30, 2008 12:07 PM (FkL60)

69 That's not Obama. That's the 80's era Joker as a Smurf. Someone is feeling nostalgic for their childhood and craving the feeling of Obama's face sliding over their nutsack.

Posted by: JimK at December 30, 2008 12:08 PM (+ojig)

70 Good thing it has a long rope: Those ears are'nt big enough to keep it from getting "lost".
IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 30, 2008 12:11 PM (prdCq)

71 His chin fits perfectly into my rectum!

Posted by: Andrew at December 30, 2008 12:15 PM (WQqt3)

72 ...or that Andorian dude without the antennae.

Posted by: The Sizzler at December 30, 2008 12:18 PM (FkL60)

73 72: I thought I was the only moron who noticed the Joker resemblance. Fitting, oh so FITTING!!!!!!

Posted by: codekeyguy at December 30, 2008 12:27 PM (+WuRB)

74 Looks like the perfect Blago gift, to keep him safe in prison while reminding him why he's there!

Posted by: douglas at December 30, 2008 12:34 PM (20QoQ)

75 My uncle will wash his balls and ass with it.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at December 30, 2008 12:53 PM (PBGAP)

Dope on a rope-more appropriate

Posted by: bullshit at December 30, 2008 01:03 PM (lFi0+)

77 Man I gotta take a shit after that.

Posted by: mossback at December 30, 2008 01:06 PM (in8Vs)

78 Wait 'til they find the chewy center.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2008 01:10 PM (O8KSM)

79 If it was green with pointy ears it could be the Green Goblin from Spiderman!

Posted by: Greg at December 30, 2008 01:13 PM (+em0Y)

80 Where's the cigarette?

Posted by: wiserbud at December 30, 2008 01:17 PM (EW49d)

81 Dammit!

I waded through 82 posts and number 81 steals my idea. Here's a picture for Greg and the rest of you morons.

http://tinyurl.com/a5t8nl

P.S. Cockholster (for the quota).

Posted by: FNG at December 30, 2008 01:43 PM (Ohodx)

82 I'm waiting for someone to point out the racial implications of this guy's head attatched to the end of a rope/noose.

Posted by: The Sizzler at December 30, 2008 01:44 PM (FkL60)

83 Well I did up above as Al Sharpton but I wasn't being really obvious about it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2008 02:08 PM (PQY7w)

84 That is just not something I want to see in my shower!

Posted by: Peacerose at December 30, 2008 02:27 PM (cWpFg)

But what has he ever done?

Convinced the world that he's black.

Posted by: katya at December 30, 2008 02:32 PM (oRJZj)

86 How do these people expect the world to take them seriously? What a joke. The soap, the the pres elect.

Posted by: katya at December 30, 2008 02:34 PM (oRJZj)

87 It looks a lot like Client #9, "clean government" Spitzer.

Posted by: PA Cat at December 30, 2008 02:49 PM (6ZyyZ)

88 Cool! Alfred E. Newman now comes in Soap form!

....What, me worry?

Posted by: G at December 30, 2008 03:47 PM (FAYNo)

89 If they poured a pasty white version of this mold it could just as easily be marketed as a Marilyn Manson knockoff.

Posted by: The Beautiful People Series at December 30, 2008 03:59 PM (3Bqev)

90 I can see that pointy chin being very popular in certain, er, circles. If you know what I mean and I think you do.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 30, 2008 04:19 PM (pEXyx)

91 Wow, a self-lubricating, self-releasing butt plug! It's the perfect gift for the absent minded gay or submissive...!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 30, 2008 04:21 PM (pEXyx)

92 66 Watch your speed while using this, it contains a lot of sand...and it smells faintly of elder dingleberries.
fixed it for ya.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 30, 2008 05:27 PM (/i4dU)

93 88

But what has he ever done?

Convinced the world that he's black.

Threadwinner IMHO

ps: Jessie Jackson got his wish!

Posted by: sickinmass at December 30, 2008 05:31 PM (/i4dU)

"Maybe you can do better.

Posted by: Ace at 02:46 PM" www.headostate.com.

Posted by: DJ Douche at December 30, 2008 09:55 PM (QKrrS)

95 Why is it blue and not brown?

Posted by: drjohn at December 31, 2008 03:33 AM (ToVRf)

96 #98:

1) So it's not "raaaaaacist".

2) Captures the essential Smurf fetishist market.

Posted by: Jon at December 31, 2008 07:32 AM (B9rRW)

97 It will be brown soon enough

Posted by: NTTAWWT at December 31, 2008 08:03 AM (PD1tk)

98 Was this soap made by the KKK? You can't put "black man" and "rope" together in the same sentence, much less make a product that encourages the two. Racists! Morons!

Posted by: TimothyJ at December 31, 2008 08:48 AM (IKKIf)

99 It's supposed to be purple, because with Obama there is no more red or blue states. That's the advertising copy, not my idea.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 31, 2008 08:50 AM (PQY7w)

100 I would just feel too weird rubbing that face all over my private parts...

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