1

You can't pick on Obama because he's retarded!!!  He's the Retard-messiah!  Heh.

He probably thinks Star Wars is a documentary, too.

2 If the aliens from Independence Day return, will a President Obama be able to fight off the invaders in a fighter jet?  John McCain can fly a jet.  This is an important consideration to consider.

3 You know, posts like this, by Typical White Persons such as yourself, do nothing to help Michelle's kids.

4 Obama asked Neil Armstrong how he got to the moon to fake the landing.

5 I bet Obama thinks that old commercial where the ranger goes up to the Yellowstone geyser and turns it off with a big key is real, too.

6

Look, enough w/ the comparisons to stupid Danny Quyale, ok? I mean, Obama has only made simple gaffes that any of us could make, like saying we have 60 states, thinking movies follow real-life rules because sets and props don't exist, having his spiritual mentor be a raving racist and conspiracy-mongering lunatic.....you know, common everyday fuck-ups.

Now misspelling "potato"....that is just unforgivable, the kind of thing that could lead to the downfall of a nation (think how pissed off Idaho and Ireland must've been.)

7 At Yellowstone, Obama was overheard asking the rangers how much Metamucil they pour into Old Faithful to keep it regular.

8 Shouldn't we have an Obama gaffe contest?

9 Yeah, but does he know that you put the tater in the front of your trunks to impress that ladies?

10 All of this of course would be proof that he was an idiot and uneducated as a Republican candidate. Since he's the Democratic party candidate it's just a shrug, big deal move on to the real issues, this is a distraction, "molehill politics" (that's the left's favorite new line).

11 They sure don't make 'em like Cary Grant anymore.

12 I'm really tired of the bad rap that Quayle got. In the years since he left politics, I have only heard good things about him, especially his intelligence. It's a sad thing when an Obama, who has no legislative experience, and countless more stupid statements (not to mention abhorrent policy positions he embraces on the fly) compared to what Quayle had when running for veep, is the shining light messiah of the Democrats. I did enjoy the Michael J. Fox skit on SNL about him, where he keeps standing up during Bush's speech at the wrong time. That was kind of funny. I couldn't find it on Youtube, though.

13 A light bulb went off over a number of people's heads when Quayle criticized the glamorization of single motherhood.  Years later, Candace Bergen  stated she agreed with him. Yet, she was part of the mob for years who ridiculed him for recognizing the importance of fathers in children's lives.  She was a hypocrite then, and she is a hypocrite now.

14 What's a " 'Patoe' moment"?  Is that like a " 'potatoe' moment" but only worse?

15

In all fairness, there are movies I've seen as a kid where I didn't remember how horrible the props were.  Don't treat Obama the way reporters treated Quale.  The GOP shouldn't ask to be treated like dems, just ask to be treated fairly. 

You're already doing what you need to do ... talk about his policies, talk about who his friends are.  He's dumb on stuff that's really important to a nominee.

16

That Hitchcock is such a slow talker, perhaps the dull man would make a good gaffer or something else where he won't be challenged too much.

17 What's a " 'Patoe' moment"?  Is that like a " 'potatoe' moment" but only worse?

Exactly.

18 Psst. It's POTATOE, not PATATOE. Layers of fact checkers and all that. Couldn't resist. I'm a transplanted Hoosier and recall the furor.

19 Alright, who knows how to spell Dan Quayle's last name?

20 We have compiled some examples of the latest propaganda images, offering a clearer picture of St. Barack: The Varied Propaganda of Barack Obama

21 Oh crap. Even Professors make mistakes. It's not like I have a degree in HTML. The Varied Propaganda of Barack Obama

22 At least I know the difference between a forward slash and a plaster replica of Mt. Rushmore. The difference between Obama and a demagogue, I'm not so sure.

23 He just better win or I am fucking out of here.

24 I wonder if Obama's seen "Watermelon Man."  Or "Soul Man."

Or "Being There."

25 also overheard: "who are those guys?"

26

The issue is, when Republicans do stuff like this it's proof they are drooling imbeciles. When Obama repeatedly does it? Just more filler for the memory hole.

I think it's much worse than that.  For libs, when Obama pulls out the dipstick shtick, it's humorously cute in an endearing way.  (Like when he blew his nose during a campaign speech and the crowd went wild.)  BARF!  (John Candy, we need you.)  I also think this 'do not mention these things' attitude in our media is the progressive racism of lowered expectations rearing its ugly head.  As has been said many times, if the Obama were white, he'd be toast, burnt.  Dan Quayle was literally excorciated non-stop for 'potatoe', even though that spelling came off the teacher's cue card (that 'the rest of the story' stuff we rarely hear).  What I also find hysterical is if Obama were a Republican, with all his religious baggage, he'd be excorciated by the progressives non-stop for it.  And he'd run out of buses to throw people under.  Maybe Nagin, down in Chocolate City, can cut the (half) brother a good deal on some slightly water-damaged ones.

27 "Being There?" Here is a scene from the revised version. Being There, Starring St. Barack

28 Potatoe, as with Tomatoe, are both valid, but archaic spellings. I remember seeing both versions (that is, with the 'e' and without) being in use when I was a small child. I do not remember Dan Quayle's age off the top of my head now, but I suspect both forms were in use when he was a small child, too.

29 Apparently, according to the crappy movie version of Sum of All Fears There's a secret base behind and inside Mt Rushmore too!

30 He probably also thinks puppets have wild sex, too.

31 There's a pattern emerging.  Every American history/cultural reference he makes is off.  Not just dumb, but like he's from another planet.  Weird.

32 It surely seems that if the MSM loves you, you can get away with just about anything.  And if the MSM hates you, well, your fucked like a potatoe at McDonald's.

I wish Obama would test this by fondling a goat on live TV just before he showers the crowd with a rented beer.

33 you're not your

34 I always wondered about Star Wars. How did they get the footage of Moff Tarkin's "moment of triumph" out of the wreckage?

35 Yet the Left goes orgasmic with rage whenever Bush misprounounces a word.

36 You can add to this, though -- I always get a kick out of pointing out to Obama die-hards that when their party was ripping George Bush for selecting an inexperienced naif as Vice President, Quayle had spent twice the years in the Senate that the guy they want to lead this country has. (and that's not counting his extra time at the national level in the House.)

Barack Obama is like Dan Quayle - but less experienced.

P.S. The geyser at Yellowstone is created by dumping a bunch of Mentos into a giant Coke reservoir.  I thought everybody knew this.

37

How many Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, Michelle would rather sit in the dark and bitch about it.

38 Obama: The Gift that keeps on Gaffing.

39 #15: the problem is all the drooling slobs in the cheapseats will only remember the stupid, idiotic, inane gaffes because that's all they're capable of grasping (and thanks to the MSM, at least w/ Quayle, it's literally the *only* thing 99% of the people in the world know about the man). I tried to explain Obama's overall worldview to a family member the other day and it was like trying to teach a chimpanzee quantum mechanics: the basic gist of their 'comprehension' of Obama goes like this: wow, he's so smart and articulate and he says all these nice things about bringing us together and, gosh, wouldnt' it be nice to finally have a black president--stuff like this is what occupires the vacuous hole known as the 'mind' if you happen to live on the east/west coast or a major urban center. *None* of them are having any part of believing his tax plans (I couldn't even get beyond this with them, they're so willyfully hoodwinked) will hurt them badly (even when I show them videos, documentation, etc. that isn't from the dread Rove-powered, Cheney-lovin', FNC but are simply videos of Obama stating what he stands for).

40

"Aaaaand, so, who are those guys up there?"

41 "Breathtaking. WOW. It's amazing how geological processes, over millions of years, created something that really looks like a bunch of human faces. What are the odds? And how come there's no Brothers?"

42 Mother Gaia likes to refer to the geyser as a "freshening up in the powder room."

43 The Mount Rushmore bar was set by pop star Cher, who (if you believe Sonny's claims) thought the four faces were a natural phenomenon and not a man-made sculptor.

Obama: Not as stupid as Cher. Now there's a slogan for ya.

44 I for one welcome our new imbecile overlords.

45 There was the time that Bill Clinton and Al Gore were in Thomas Jefferson's Monticello and Clinton asked their guide who that was in the photo - of course, it was Thomas Jefferson. That was Clinton's first day in office, if I remember correctly. That went right over the media's head...they were probably too tired from pushing the "potatoe" thing, I suppose.

46 Not 'brothers,' laura, 'bruthas.'

47 Obama graduated from Harvard Law Magna Cum Laude He taught Constitutional law at University of Chicago.

48 Yeah, don't you wingnuts get it? Liberals Progressives are smart, and conservatives neocons are dumb.  Everybody knows that!

49 Obama graduated from Harvard Law Magna Cum Laude
He taught Constitutional law at University of Chicago.

Pat Robertson went to Yale Law School.

While being a part-time lecturer at Chicago is nice, it's not as difficult as becoming an actual professor.

50 Obama graduated from Harvard Law Magna Cum Laude
He taught Constitutional law at University of Chicago. Posted by: John Ryan

Is that near Harvard Law School?

Don't you mean Living Constitutional Law?

51

Obama graduated from Harvard Law Magna Cum Laude

SFW?  Everyone knows that African-Americans can't compete with The Man on his own terms so they get to take special easy ("Affirmative Action") classes.

52

He probably thinks Star Wars is a documentary, too.

Why yes, yes he does. And yet he still intends to kill the Death Star weapons program. Claims it's "unproven."

53 You know those commercials that say something to the effect of "don't try this at home"? We're going to need to start putting similar disclaimers on movies for imbeciles like Obama. After the aliens blow up the White House/Capitol in Independence Day, we need a flashing "this did not really happen" across the screen.

54 Cum Laude, I ain'ts afeard o' dyin'!

55 Racistsssssssssssss!

56 My reply to this post:

Bush is dumb.

So there.

You got nothing......................I thought so.

57

The WEED AND SEED PROGRAM is monopolized by uberleftists. Intentionally or not, Quayle was set up and he fell for the erroneous flashcard. A lot of people would be tempted by etiquette to get taken by a flashcard over their own mind. That's nothing to brag about. But he admitted his mistake, so now it doesn't matter except to the pea brains who wanted and still want potato to have its silent "e" ending.

Last night, observing the Scripps National Spelling Bee, the pronouncer’s poor enunciation was consistently wrong. He mispronounced so many syllables with a consistent “uh” vowel sound regardless of the vowel content within the word. He even stuck an "uh" in Kulturuhkampf. He also screwed up Nietzsche’s last name that way, emitting Nietzschuh from his erroneously gay hole under his nose. He carelessly misled responses from contestants, making the evening all about himself. THAT is the typical gay behavior no one is surprised to experience, and that we have all been trained to accept as the rule.

As per NXNW, that just goes to show how gullible Obama is. Don’t send a boy to do a man’s job. A presumptive President of the United States would think that National Monuments are not misused, that sets are preferential.

58 Posted by: John Ryan at May 31, 2008 03:12 PM (TcoRJ)

If there's one thing I appreciate about Democrats, it's that they understand that the school a man attended trumps occasional faux pas's when judging his intellect.

They'll further agree with me in 2009 when I appoint Antonin Scalia supreme dictator for life.

59

No excuse for bozo Obama was not reading from a cue card: NXNW filmed on site @ National Monument during chase scene. "Actors scaled the mountain's face. No set required."

60

John Ryan--did you read the f'in post?

Can you square the f'in circle for me please, because your quoting educational histories (and the Ivies are overrated at this point, anyway) is just a big non-seq in the "CONTEXT" of the post.  Because, we can;t overlook the CONTEXT can we?

 

61 Obama graduated from Harvard Law Magna Cum Laude
He taught Constitutional law at University of Chicago.

So?  I know other that graduated from Harvard.  I'm not really impressed.

62

"Obama graduated from Harvard Law Magna Cum Laude"

Bush got a Harvard MBA, so what's your point. You idiots still think Bush is a moron.

LOL, we all know that's not a real school.

Barry is the first Affirmative Action Presidential candidate.

63

No. 39: "wow, he's so smart and articulate and he says all these nice things about bringing us together and, gosh, wouldnt' it be nice to finally have a black president"

Think that about sums it up. And the context to that sentiment is: "... and if I vote to have this nice, not even all that black-looking president, I will wear a shiny glow of Goodness and feel so good inside--how Tolerant I am! how Giving! how Inclusive!--that it won't hurt even the teensiest bit when my taxes go up and the economy tanks and the keys to my SUV are taken away and my home thermostat is forcibly reset to 57 degrees and Jeremiah Wright Theory becomes part of the school curriculum and Michelle Obama gets her own daily show on all the cable channels."

64 There was the time that Bill Clinton and Al Gore were in Thomas Jefferson's Monticello and Clinton asked their guide who that was in the photo - of course, it was Thomas Jefferson. Actually, it was Gore who asked about who were depicted in busts during the tour. During January 17, 1993 pre-Inaugural tour of Monticello, Thomas Jefferson's home, shown live by C-SPAN, Al Gore asks of busts of George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Marquis de Lafayette: "Who are these people?" Also along on the tour: wife Tipper as well as Bill and Hillary Clinton.

65 I'll be in my bunk with Eva, fuck politics. 

66 I understand Barry is confused by thermos bottles too. "How do they know?"

67 It's amazing how geological processes, over millions of years, created something that really looks like a bunch of human faces.

Just because it looks like design doesn't mean it is!

Harvard... Harvard... oh yeah that's the college that averaged a "C" on the civics test. Right.

68 Well, this is nothing really - after watching Titanic, Obama felt bad that Leonardo Dicaprio died - but to his great surprise Dicaprio "returned" to making movies. BHO wept sweet tears of joy !

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