August 12, 2008
— Ace Jake Tapper, obviously a man of the left but also usually level-headed, can't resist the Nutroots'/Obama camp's endless racial insinuations, and wants you to count how many young white women are in John McCain's latest ad.
For God's sake. Is he really postulating that their are voters worrying that Barack Obama is going to swoop in and start fucking their wives and daughters?
And if John McCain featured black supporters, wouldn't the complaint be that John McCain was trying to "blacken up" Obama?
Is there anything Obama's opponents can do without being branded racists? Or to prove we're not racist must we give up opposing him altogether?
The latter has been a stealth insinuation from the left and Obama throughout the campaign.
Perhaps Jake Tapper ought to start counting all the white women featured on Barack Obama's official website. If displaying Barack Obama within three yards of our precious white women is so dangerously suggestive in its racial messaging, why does The Chosen One apparently not fear such messages at all? Is there something about the Lamb of Chicago that allows him to selectively toggle off these dangerous stealth messages about miscegenation when he posts a photo himself?
If there is, can he tell John McCain and the rest of us what this magic incantation is, so we can toggle off the racism and stop being pestered with this subretarded complaint?

Obama poses with Caylee Anthony
just before he schtupped her mom
and the child "went missing."

Obama gets ready to
lay the pipe to your grandma.
Dude -- he's totally going to fuck
your grandma!!!
PS: Note the black hose prominently
displayed in the upper left foreground.
Can he make it more obvious?!

Even some white men find themselves growing "curious"
when exposed to Obama's savage sexuality. Not just
miscegenation, man -- homosexual Gallic miscegenation!
That's like the worst miscegenation there is.
Those would be the supposed "stealth messages" if McCain used the same photos, right?
Meanwhile, noted professor of semiotics Keith Olbermann claims the right has denigrated Obama's race by noting that he seems to have a problem with "short-term memory." Because, like, that's a big stereotype about blacks. They lack short-term memories. He goes on to say that when Hannity and Limbaugh says that no one on the right impugned Obama's race, they just mean "no one called him the N word -- yet."
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Why? It helps us. It's annoying and retarded, but everyone knows it's retarded except a disturbed few. I bet even most Obama supporters that use the tactic knows it's absurd. But it will help sink Obama in Nov. So let's just keep mocking it.
Posted by: runninrebel at August 12, 2008 08:03 AM (0n9wc)
Posted by: Casey Anthony at August 12, 2008 08:06 AM (Q1lie)
John McCain should make a new ad -- take that notorious scene from the movie Traffic (you know the one, you racist bastards), then add simple block-letter text that says, "This is what Obama wants to do to America!"
The Obama campaign would be so stunned by the overt race-baiting that they would be paralyzed by their apoplexy.
Posted by: Phinn at August 12, 2008 08:12 AM (NLtoU)
Posted by: grc at August 12, 2008 08:13 AM (h4JIA)
And that engineers hat? HAWT!!
Posted by: Ace's Winky at August 12, 2008 08:19 AM (0n9wc)
Last time I checked my 60/70's weed-o-meter, short term memory was something everybody, white, black, and yellow, lost by smoking pot. He smoked dope; of course he has lousy recall. Maybe the pressure is getting to Obama and he's "hittin'" the ole bong again.
Posted by: marybel at August 12, 2008 08:19 AM (e+2Jh)
>>that's a big stereotype about blacks. They lack short-term memories.
Not just about blacks, man. That stereotype is about all people of color. Why, just the other day, I was walking along and...... um...uh......what were we talking about?
Posted by: Tushar at August 12, 2008 08:20 AM (IlgNp)
Posted by: Dirk at August 12, 2008 08:20 AM (WCbIr)
Politico's Ben Smith on the same ad:
"A cynic might see this as a bit of Putinesque skirmishing on the border of race designed to provoke the other side into a broader war."
There's probably a limit to how much ridicule this "Putinesque skirmishing" remark deserves, but I don't think we're there yet.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0808/McCain_Fan_Club.html?showall
Posted by: Infidoll at August 12, 2008 08:23 AM (97HH6)
Yes, here is proof: he's kissing this woman. And look at the guy laughing in the background. Doesn't that upset you?
No? Huh. Go figure.
Posted by: MamaAJ at August 12, 2008 08:26 AM (X6Zdh)
There are innocent explanations for all those pictures.
1. This picture is from when Obama working briefly as an aupair for the Kennedy family while working his way through Harvard.
2. Those are no grandmas. They are life long partnered lesbian priests who are in charge of Obama's new spiritual home, St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam's Episcopal Church.
3. What the hell is miscegenation? Is that some gay thing? Barack Obama has never been to gay Head with that man, John Kerry.
Posted by: David Axelrod at August 12, 2008 08:31 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Rev. Jeremiah Wright at August 12, 2008 08:31 AM (YCVBL)
Posted by: mesablue at August 12, 2008 08:32 AM (5yNaE)
Posted by: Andy at August 12, 2008 08:33 AM (C3mTI)
I think it's a dig at O!bots and those trying o-so-desperately to make the race about race.
Am I reading it wrong?
Posted by: Good Lt at August 12, 2008 08:33 AM (jH17H)
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at August 12, 2008 08:33 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: George Orwell at August 12, 2008 08:35 AM (rf5CF)
Posted by: George Orwell at August 12, 2008 08:36 AM (rf5CF)
Posted by: Scarlett Johanssen at August 12, 2008 08:38 AM (m2CN7)
That black hose is descending on the Grandma in the cute Mao cap. It represents how Obama is going to dick-whip all the white women.
Don't be dick-whippin' my Moms, Bam!
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 12, 2008 08:39 AM (a00go)
Posted by: Barry "The Hussein" Obama at August 12, 2008 08:47 AM (1hM1d)
Don't bother to call Obama or anyone else the "N-word" when it applies so well to Keith Olbermann. Don't wait for "yet" when now is so convenient. Drop Dead, Olbermann. Round out the third party and leave more pie for the ladies, IN YOUR FACE.
Posted by: Katie Couric at August 12, 2008 08:53 AM (F1b/5)
Tapper's a douchebag..
Sample reporting in a story about how Landrieu "dropped out" of an Obama fundraiser, he throws in a last paragraph that had absolutely nothing to do with the story...
Louisiana is where former Klansman David Duke won a majority of the white vote in his 1990 race for the Senate and his 1991 gubernatorial campaign.
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at August 12, 2008 08:56 AM (nqlWD)
Ace,
I particularly enjoyed the way Mr. Tapper tip-toed around his point without ever having the balls to come right out and say it. Kind of an excitable Andi credibility-saving hedge. At least with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton you didn't have to go around counting white girls in order to know if they thought you were a racist, they told you. I guess nowadays when the race card gets played it's a game of three card monty.
Posted by: Big E at August 12, 2008 09:01 AM (uw1/g)
Posted by: George Orwell at August 12, 2008 09:08 AM (rf5CF)
The point is, acting is acting. If you like the product, go see it. If not, don't. But don't prevent an actor from acting or enforce suffering because you'd rather a part be cast differently. Of all things, the 1960s-80s cultural revolution was to break social taboos and liberate people to freely express themselves of their own volition. So now the very revolutionaries who destroyed traditional taboos have enforced their own progressive taboos upon us all in the guise of being "sensitive" to their acceptability doctrine of what is politically correct. Geez, where's our sense of humor? The ubertards burnt it at the stake alongside other American characteristics that Marxists deem as undesirable.
LOSERS, ALL.
Posted by: maverick muse at August 12, 2008 09:09 AM (F1b/5)
When asked, the McCain campaign says they took the video from local news packages. McCain campaign senior adviser Mark Salter writes to say: "All we are suggesting is 'the kids think he's dreamy. But should he be president?'"
But of course that doesn't explain anything.
- jpt
Exactly why would Tapper place responsibility on McCain besides himself (or his therapist) to explain his own insanity? Jack Tapper is a self gratifying nothing who publicly dumps his loads on us while he holds tightly to Obama's coattails en route to the "free" Socialized Health Plan Medicine Cabinet Candy Store.
Posted by: maverick muse at August 12, 2008 09:22 AM (F1b/5)
Posted by: George Orwell at August 12, 2008 09:23 AM (rf5CF)
Racism is funny, for a variety of reasons. I find this to be so because some people take themselves waaaaay too seriously, and by casually and purposefully flouting their ridiculous taboos, those ridiculous people get taken down a peg. It's like saying "lighten up" and "fuck you" at the same time.
Posted by: Shillelagh at August 12, 2008 09:25 AM (Oz4Bj)
"Tapper's a douchebag."
Yup; you can take the journalist out of Salon.com, but you can't take Salon.com out of the journalist.
Posted by: Kensington at August 12, 2008 09:35 AM (kFwRi)
Posted by: Lee at August 12, 2008 09:35 AM (TxTIh)
Ace:
Every now and then I feel compelled to come out of the shadows and confess how much I enjoy this blog. That caption about the grandmas and the black hose was priceless. Keep up the good work, and don't even THINK about letting up on obscenity. It's what keeps me coming back.
p.s. hope you're feeling better.
Posted by: Infidoll at August 12, 2008 09:48 AM (97HH6)
You mind if we dance wif your dates? Obama '08
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Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at August 12, 2008 12:37 PM (BOQRp)
If you look at Tapper's (and ABC's) reports over the past year, you'll see that he was and remains in the tank for Hillary! (His first job was in 1992 with the Congresswoman from Pennsylvania who cast the deciding vote in favor of Clinton's first budget--and was subsequently voted out of office. 
He has had a number of negative reports on Obama and has been far more positive towards McCain than other MSM reporters. I don't think he favors McCain, but would rather like to see Obama lose so that Hillary can come back in 2012.
Posted by: tapped out at August 12, 2008 12:45 PM (OmZOU)
Old Obama campaign motto:
Hope! Change! Hopeful Change!
New Obama campaign motto:
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
Posted by: David at August 12, 2008 12:51 PM (Hj9yW)
Posted by: Jones at August 12, 2008 01:12 PM (kKjaJ)
Posted by: Mangas Colorados at August 12, 2008 01:14 PM (6M6uF)
To oppose Obama is racist and to vote for Obama proves one's heart is pure and free from sin. Race is all Obama's got and all his candidacy is about.
He reminds me of Warren G Harding (who as it happens was always surrounded by Young White Women). Malcolm Gladwell ("Blink") coined a name for the habit of assuming that looks reflect character and ability:
The Warren Harding Error is in honor of our best-looking president ever -- a man so handsome and distinguished and with such a barrel chest and broad shoulders and commanding voice that people would just look at him and be convinced that that he would make a wonderful leader. Unfortunately, Harding turned out to be our stupidest and most incompetent president ever.
Gladwell describes Harding's speeches as "pompous platitudes roaming over the landscape in search of an idea." I've heard speeches like that quite recently...
Posted by: Erwin Hussein O'Barry at August 12, 2008 01:44 PM (eepJm)
Posted by: Socky at August 12, 2008 01:53 PM (PLvLS)
Jake Tapper...
Jake Tapper...
What an odd name, bet he got picked on.
His blog is so fucking left leaning it's pathetic. Everytime I check it out, he's got some major shocking item about JMC, and some tedious little story about Barry, is that some kind of balance or something?
But I sorta got the impression he was being sarcastic with this post, sort of. If he were too sarcastic, he might out himself as not one of the Pod People and be shunned from employment at ABC.
The reason Barry was shoved out into the spotlight is that the Dems think his race insulates him from any goddamn criticism, you disagree with his take on any subject and they scream that it's racist.
Posted by: Rev Dr The Man E Buzz Fucking Fuck Off Fuck at August 12, 2008 01:57 PM (iE78x)
Posted by: VRWC Agent at August 12, 2008 02:13 PM (gjy1/)
No, no, you got the dialect all wrong. It should be:
Do yo' mind if'n we dance wif yo' dates?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 12, 2008 02:42 PM (FO+YO)
Obama's given everyone a Get Out of Jail Free Race Card.
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