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February 16, 2007

Ministry of Silly Links
— Ace

Very funny:

I'm not sure if this is that funny, so much as terrifying. For me, at least. My worst nightmare. It's called "Hobo With A Shotgun," and, if nothing else, it is graphically violent.

Thanks, respectively, to MikeK and RLW.

You're gonna want to get wrist control. Yeah, she can feel that.

I wonder how much Amanda Marcotte cries at the "misogyny" of that first video.

Oh, and I've been slack about linking this: Pwndagon.net, the website for gullible she-chumps.

I was actually given a password. I should post something there. Something important, like how I'm pretty, but runway models, exemplars of the fascistic patriarchal impossible standards of beauty, ain't all that, and are probably space-aliens.

And whether they're space aliens are not -- I'm pretty, damnit!

Posted by: Ace at 03:47 PM | Comments (48)
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1 . . . .and total control

awesome.

Posted by: hobgoblin at February 16, 2007 03:52 PM (p1s9n)

2 You may feel pretty but Dave in Texas just had a Wax Job.

We're having an Estrogen Play Date at Innocent Bystanders.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at February 16, 2007 04:28 PM (8S3UG)

3 Y'know, Ace...

For a chick with a beard, you ain't bad. I'd hit it.

And damn it if I wouldn't break you like those bitches I broke in the brig.

They weren't "females" either, but hey, the brig is a tough place for a chick with delicate features like you posters at Pwndragon.

Fuck! Could I use an aboriginal girl right now? Hell yes!

Which reminds me. I haven't said Fuck enough in this post.

And it's way too short to be one of mine.

So I'll stretch it out by telling you a story about the 3P chicks I bagged last night.

They weren't feminists. At least when I got thru with them.

Or maybe they were. They all called me daddy though, so I'm assuming they learned to respect the Patriarchy a little more.

Posted by: WickedPinto's Ghostwriter at February 16, 2007 04:29 PM (gfp19)

4 I still have total wrist control.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 16, 2007 04:39 PM (G9607)

5 wrist control: I hit where I ain (If I aim at all)

Posted by: Frank G at February 16, 2007 04:43 PM (Ydps9)

6 There has been a rash of hobo killings in California. No joke.

Posted by: biteme at February 16, 2007 04:53 PM (c/2DP)

7 I would see the Hobo movie

Posted by: corn at February 16, 2007 05:07 PM (yHvEo)

8 Yeah, Dave. A lot of guys have that.
So I've heard.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 16, 2007 05:16 PM (oNiju)

" I still have total wrist control."

DiT I ain't gonna touch that line with a ten-foot pole.

Posted by: Don Carne at February 16, 2007 05:40 PM (RJDcF)

10 What did that hobo say to Santa, and when is Hollywood going to make the rest of that awesome movie?

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 16, 2007 05:51 PM (lu7gn)

11 i can just see Dave in Texas with baby soft hands and feet and an ass that looks like a chia pet.

Posted by: mark c at February 16, 2007 05:57 PM (wTVTX)

I'm hirsute. So?

Wimmin. You know your man's hands.

Ifn he was to caress your boobie tonight, would you want a paraffin softened warm hand, or a rough bruty cold man hand?

Just so I know what I'm workin on here, thanks for the 4 eleven.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 16, 2007 06:19 PM (G9607)

13 I'm hirsute. So?

i'm thinkin' you may be contemplating a "hersuit" or perhaps a pair of "skorts" to go with that creamy , dreamy dermis. dude, just back away from the parafin vat, there's still time. we won't judge you, promise.

Posted by: mark c at February 16, 2007 06:38 PM (wTVTX)

14 a link to your face would be pretty . . . pretty ugly! was i the only one who had a parent who used that joke over and over.

Posted by: ryan at February 16, 2007 07:18 PM (t4mmG)

15 I'm hirsute. So?I think the term is "bear".

Posted by: someone at February 16, 2007 07:36 PM (I/t4f)

16 It's all about neck control when you're stangling hitch-hikers. Note to self, never pick up hitch-hikers with shotguns from now on.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 16, 2007 09:47 PM (AgNxu)

17 Since when is shaved the norm?
I'll take these depraved, deformed,
Enslaved, conformed,
Bed-wetter wedge-letter cuneiform,
Don't call it "hirsute." Fur's cute!
Smoothness? A trivial pursuit!

- MC Paul Barman

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I'm too embarassed to say the names of my two favorite sketches by them, though. But a half hour spent YouTubing their stuff would be well worth it, if you liked that one.

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