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May 30, 2008

Megyn Kelly Describes a Girl-Fight She Had While Wearing a Cheerleader's Outfit
— Ace

"We were down on the ground and we were rolling around... in the girl's locker room."

I think I just got my news off, if you know what I'm sayin', and I think you do.

Coming soon: Laurie Dhue tells of a comparing young budding breasts with a friend and trying on each other's bras. Just to, you know, compare.

Thanks to Ken.

Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM | Comments (42)
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Is it just me or does Hemmer always seem to be right on the edge of flirting with ole' Kelly. (I know she just got married, but.....?)

Posted by: knat at May 30, 2008 01:21 PM (PVEoC)

2 I'd say I'll be in bunk but I didn't even get close to making it that far.

Posted by: DrewM. at May 30, 2008 01:22 PM (hlYel)

Dammit, my keyboard's all sticky now.

Posted by: Lee at May 30, 2008 01:27 PM (HCy0N)

4 I finished at the "...".

Posted by: leoncaruthers at May 30, 2008 01:27 PM (JSO4h)

5 I love the hoots from the background on the news set. Like some of the crew just couldn't help themselves.

Posted by: Gabriel at May 30, 2008 01:28 PM (1Ug6U)

6 You had me at cheerleader outfit.

Posted by: Aubrey at May 30, 2008 01:29 PM (B4e7Q)

7 Be back in 10 minutes, on my way to Home Depot to pick up a new belt sander.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 30, 2008 01:32 PM (plsiE)

8 Love the whoo when she says cheerleading uniform from the crew.

That fight lasted longer than I did.

Posted by: JAFKIAC at May 30, 2008 01:33 PM (HqtPo)

9 I don't get it...

Posted by: Tax Masters at May 30, 2008 01:36 PM (TwdDV)

10 Last night I remember rolling around on the ground with Kelly and then I woke up... so maybe it didn't happen but then again maybe it did.

Posted by: adk46er at May 30, 2008 01:40 PM (ZztBL)

11 Yeehaaaa!

Posted by: IronMansLiver at May 30, 2008 01:48 PM (kBGxp)

12 Is it sweeps week already?

Posted by: dr kill at May 30, 2008 01:50 PM (3k3T8)

13 I tried on my friend's new training bra when I was 11. I bet Laurie Dhue was really hot when she was 11.

Posted by: Joanie at May 30, 2008 01:51 PM (Yyy1m)

14 I've heard of ob-gyns, but WTF kinda doctor is a me-gyn? Sounds kinky. And can I get an honorary degree? Or at least some life experience credits?

Posted by: dr kill at May 30, 2008 01:53 PM (3k3T8)

15 My prostate will live forever after this story!

Posted by: eddiebear at May 30, 2008 02:03 PM (i8FOR)

16 Will that guy Ace posted on the sidebar spray salt water in her shoes?

Posted by: eddiebear at May 30, 2008 02:04 PM (i8FOR)

17 Notice how Hemmer had his one knee up all the time? I bet he couldn't stand up for a few minutes after that story.

Posted by: eddiebear at May 30, 2008 02:07 PM (i8FOR)

18 Is it just me or does Hemmer always seem to be right on the edge of flirting with ole' Kelly.

That's Hemmer's schtick, he's been doing it for years. Fueled some speculation about him & his CNN sidekick Daryn Kagan awhile back, and I'm pretty sure that it pissed off Soledad O'Brien to no end before he jumped to Fox.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2008 02:13 PM (Ds4I5)

19 After this story, there's really no excuse to die of prostate cancer.

Posted by: Maetenloch at May 30, 2008 02:59 PM (hn7Rm)

20
If anyone has some free time, please come harass this neonazi holocaust denier from Montana. He and a legitimate historian have been going mano a mano for several days now. I HATE NAZIS!

Posted by: GRC at May 30, 2008 03:06 PM (WZTMv)

21 That's even better than when Paula Zhan was young and a babe and wore those Catholic School girl uniforms (I learned to love watching the news with the volume off back then). I predict Megyn Kelly will be the Vanna White of news: forever hot.

Posted by: Tinian at May 30, 2008 03:18 PM (1Mq7K)

22 Well, that's me spent.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2008 03:34 PM (LzZVs)

Pleated cheerleader skirt and panties and rolling around on the ground and pulling hair and holy shit I'm a firehose.

Posted by: angryoldfatman at May 30, 2008 03:56 PM (9g4Q/)

24 If I were a space alien, I'd peek inside Megan Kelly's window.

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at May 30, 2008 04:00 PM (Hlgqx)

25 On anyone else the little smart glasses she wears wouldn't work (Tina Fey anyone). For some reason on Megan it just makes me head for the bunk all the faster. Odd

Posted by: Big E at May 30, 2008 04:56 PM (W02bE)

26 Her hubby is buying a cheerleader outfit for her right now.

I'm picturing her in a nurse's uniform. The kind with a hat.

Posted by: eman at May 30, 2008 04:57 PM (WWkFI)

damn

Posted by: along came Jones at May 30, 2008 05:20 PM (KrEjG)

28 Wonder if she's been approached by Penthouse?

Posted by: GarandFan at May 30, 2008 05:35 PM (eJ32B)

29 Caught it live. Megyn had quite a gleem in her eyes. Made a point of mentioning she was in her cheerleader outfit. Did not say with the other girl had on nor how the gym teacher, Mrs. Smith, stopped the fight.

Posted by: Chuck Simmins at May 30, 2008 06:12 PM (ZXtMw)

30 Very funny. Thanks for posting.

Posted by: matt at May 30, 2008 06:16 PM (4gHqM)

*Yawn*

Come see me, buys. I'll teach you what "spent" REALLY means.

Posted by: Olivia Munn at May 30, 2008 06:34 PM (FgxdU)

BOYS! BOYS BOYS BOYS! Typos are teh ghey.

Posted by: Olivia Munn at May 30, 2008 06:36 PM (FgxdU)

33 I was waiting for Hemmer to ask while leaning back, "And did you young girls take a hot shower together after that?"

Posted by: Complete7 at May 30, 2008 06:51 PM (HBGG/)

And you laughed when the janitor said there were legitimate reasons to place that hidden camera in the girls locker room.

"Just protecting the school from liability, officer", said Sam the night custodian: "Every school should have one."

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2008 08:54 PM (Rb4Qc)

35
This calls for an epic poem

Posted by: dan-O at May 30, 2008 10:01 PM (7Nejo)

36 What a fine, fine woman. No wonder the taliban hates us.

Posted by: Mike in Chicago at May 31, 2008 02:28 AM (/L1AV)

37 That Olivia Munn looks like she has had some practice swallowing hot dogs almost whole without choking.

Posted by: mick at May 31, 2008 05:55 AM (TToDi)

38 And people wonder why Fox is number one ? I don't think she's wearing pantys either!

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Posted by: goodymary at September 06, 2010 02:53 AM (Uy2cY)

41 How about a Megyn Kelly catfight? ... Megyn, cheerleader uniform, catfight? I'd pay good money for that vid!

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