1

Of course. If you contract less veneral diseases, you must be having less sex, which is bad, right? Why can't you understand this simple logic?

 

2 What idiots you are. Look at a chart that covers all four years of your
christian wingnut's war. Deaths always drop in July. This is because
it's 130 degrees, and everything slows down, including your brains.



I can't blame them for hating hot temperatures, though. I hate the heat - it melts the frozen fruit in my ass far too quickly for my tastes. It's hard to get any pleasure out of this frozen fruit fetish when the stuff doesn't last but ten minutes or so.

You know what else I like? Ball-musk. I just like the way it smells. If I could bottle it, I'd be a millionaire.

Even if it didn't sell, hey, I'd still have thousands of bottles of ball-sweat for my own personal use. Win-win!

3

Which is why Global Warming is part of our master plan, dickhead.

 

4

Deaths are down because for that soccer series. Hey even jihadists are soccer fans you know?

Iraq won, killing returns to normal tomorrow.

5 What are you doing here? I thought you retired. I was anticipating some fine writing from that Giamboner guy.

6 "christian wingnut's war"

Yes, Christian wingnut's war, its not like any atheists like me support it, there is no way an unbeliever like Karl Rove would support the war in Iraq, and there are no liberals supporting it, its not like Lieberman and Hitchens support the war in Iraq right? Of course not...

7

>>I hate the heat - it melts the frozen fruit in my ass far too quickly for my tastes.

JimBimbo, you taste the fruit in your ass? Ick! You are more perverted than I thought was possible.

 

8

Err...JimBimbo, wouldn't the "insurgents" be USED to the weather?  They and their ancestors have lived in "the general area" for thousands of years.

Man, as a troll, you really suck.

 

9 But doesn't the heat excite the ferrets in your ass? And isn't that a good thing?

10  One interesting thing is that the AP now calls the surge a "five-month-old security crackdown". The Reuters versions of this article also avoid the s-word, saying "Washington launched its new strategy this year, dispatching an additional 30,000 troops". Have not seen anything from the New York Times or LA Times yet.

Up until recently, pretty much every article included the phrase 'President Bush's so-called "surge"'.

11 I see it took this website owner less than a day to begin falsifying my postings. Congrats, coward!



On a side-note, there's just something pleasing about the heft and dangle of a nice, heavy set of pocket-droopers. Some might be all about the cock.

Not me.

I'm all about the trouser-tits.

12 Global Security has a monthly summary of casualties available at http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/iraq_casualties.htm if, unlike JimBimbo, you take the time to look you will see that casualties were lowest in February 2004 and March 2005 and 2006 (that is those were the months with the lowest U.S. casualties for those years).  I suppose it has to do with the comfortable, mild weather in Iraq in those months.  Or maybe Haji is just afraid of the rain.

13 I'm hiding in JimB's ass keeping his evidence safe from the rethuglican snatch teams.

14 "Coward?"  Oh, COME ON, BimJimbo, do you really think Ace is a'skeert of you?

15

"Deaths always drop in July"

 

If this is the lowest in eight months, what caused the drop around December? Christmas shopping?

16

JimBimbo,

Show which of your postings have been tampered with. And other people impersonating your dimwitted name is not falsification. We can check that from your IP Hash.

17

>>I'm hiding in JimB's ass keeping his evidence safe from the rethuglican snatch teams.

True that. 'Snatch' teams will never think to look in ass.

18 Hey, JimBimbo, you post on his site, Ace gets to modify the posts as he sees fit. Check out the one last year where he inserted a marriage proposal into my comment about spurwing plover's mental processes. Although, I must say, it was a lovely wedding, and we've been very happy........

19 As the attorney for the exclusive North American rep for the Chinese manufacturer of "JimBimbo's Patent Ball-Musk Emollient", I must ask that Mr. Spades please remove any mention of the product prior to its official release on Aug 15, 2007.

Thank you.

20 Ha Ha! Yes, JimBimbo, your comments are being played with. But no one is changing what you posted. They are just adding extra stuff. I love it!

21

JimBimBimBimbo, just think of it as 'JimBimbo 2007!' Rereleased with all-new comment and deleted scenes! Plus anally inserted fruit!' Hit that 1-click button today!

22 Ace probably added the boombox and crotch-dribble in this photo, right?


http://www.pbase.com/nerdsta/image/17693502

23 JimBimbo -Why are you posting here today? Is the bath house closed to muck out the "effluent" again?

24

Guys, keep your eyes on the prize here!  Trimegistus has brought to light JimBimbo's culpability in the death of Martin Luther King's dog - on orders of Roy Cohn, no less.  The spotlight has to remain focused on JimBimbo until he confesses.  For the good of his, uh, soul.

C'mon, Jim - Cohn is dead and gone - you've got nothing to fear by speaking up now.

25

NOOOOOO!

Do you know what this means?  Do you KNOW what this means?  If the troops stop dying the surge will continue.  And if the surge continues the Iraqis will rally around us?  And if the Iraqis rally, we'll beat the insurgency?  And if we beat the insurgency, the troops can come home? And if the troops come home, we'll stop spending tons of money on this war?  And DO YOU KNOW WHAT  THAT MEANS?  If we don't have any troops over there, and we aren't spending money, WE'LL NEVER END THIS WAR.  Google it.

26 Hey, JimBimbo, you post on his site, Ace gets to modify the posts as he sees fit.



It took less than a day for him to be driven to it. Such are wingnuts
when beaten.
Unlike me, who beats at any available opportunity.

27 You are important BimJimbo, keep telling your self that.  The progession is natural.  It goes from Scott Thomas to TNR back to Scott Thomas and his fiance/wife, then to AmSpec back to TNR and then naturally to JimBimbo's comments on a totally unrelated post.  It all makes such perfect sense.  Dammit, foiled again.

28

you notice jimmy's incessant whining about our ivy-league education? 

Jimmbo, can't help it if you arer a product of shitty liberal public education.

Supersize my fries, dumbass.

29

I see it took this website owner less than a day to begin falsifying my postings. Congrats, coward!

 

Bob Dole's Cock says man up and stop whining, Nancy!

 

30 First you
claimed that Scott Thomas was fictitious.

Untrue.

When he stepped out of the
woodwork, you claimed he was lying.

We reviewed his oeuvre, and determined that his motivation for writing his pieces was driven by liberal cynicism and rampant, psychedelic artistic license. Do you want to believe this

When his editor said they'd
confirmed his story with someone else, you ... you ... you kicked and
screamed and stamped your little feet and started altering postings.

When other members of the unit denied these events, and the editor claimed confirmation with no details or supporting evidence, we just started laughing at Beauchamp. And you.

31 I see it took this website owner less than a day to begin falsifying my postings.

And at last we are entertained by your comments.

32 Oh, and strike "Do you want to believe this" from #31, please.

33 BimLimbo, please, bitch.  Post exactly where on here one of us "wingnuts" said Scott Thomas wasn't a real person.  And don't give me your sure-fire laff line: do your own research.

34 I won!  I won!  Now I'm going to continue to hang around and post stupid shit because I have a pathetic need for attention from people who despise me.

35 We reviewed his oeuvre



No, I think that's what Dartmouth wingnuts do to each other in their dorm rooms after lights-out

And girlfriend...I was jealous!

36 Ha!  Just kidding.  I don't think at all.  I just regurgitate what my betters at DU say, in case you haven't figured that out yet.

37 Feh, our enemies are so emboldened, they are dropping dead in their boldness. And JimBimbo is so emboldened, he must post over here so he can get his daily S&M fix by having our usual crowd verbally slash his leftard ass. Too bad the jihadi weasels and DimBimbo are braver than our own Congress, the biggest chicken coop in the world. If they'd had the guts to stand solidly behind Dubya in 2004-06. this war in Iraq would've been over last year. But no, they are too busy playing politics and trying to corner the political pork market to actually give REAL support to the troops or help the USA actually WIN against a bunch of woman-hating, fag-killing, warmongers with ugly beards.
  

38 Feh, our enemies are so emboldened, they are dropping dead in their boldness.



I like ebonics better than yiddish.

39
I like ebonics better than yiddish.

I would imagine, considering how many antisemitic liberals there are...

40 I like sucking cock better than either.

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