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July 31, 2008

Leave Barack Obama Alone!
— Ace

I was wondering when someone would do this.

Thanks to DavidD.

Oh, Mercy: A HuffPo blogger tries out a new attack on McCain's ad: The Britney/Paris ad
is actually a not-quite-subliminal call to the right to assassinate Barack Obama

See, the popping and flashing of flashcubes suggests gunfire.

And also cameras, of course.

But also gunfire. Assuming the guns are built to perfectly resemble cameras, and take pictures rather than fire projectiles.

It's not yet explained by this Mensa Chapter President why the "gunfire" of the cameras does not result in headwounds for Britney and Paris.

True, True: Mememachine:

BAH!
As if bigoted racists like us needed a reason to assassinate anybody "of color".
This morning a bunch of people were extremely fortunate that the local deli had orange juice. Otherwise? Massacre man. M-ass-a-cre.
People gots to know how thin that lifeline is.

Posted by: Ace at 08:51 AM | Comments (39)
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1 I find that very moving... aaand I'll be back in about 5 minutes or so.

Posted by: sherlock at July 31, 2008 09:04 AM (N7uu0)

It's not yet explained by this Mensa Chapter President why the "gunfire" of the cameras does not result in headwounds for Britney and Paris

There's nothing in their heads to wound?

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2008 09:10 AM (Lrsi6)

time to neologisize:

Subdumbinal.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 31, 2008 09:10 AM (UeP9e)

When I was a kid I had a Maxwell Smart camera/gun. Coool!

Maybe that's what the Huffguy had in mind.

Posted by: rickinstl at July 31, 2008 09:10 AM (MvmeX)

5 My nads shrivel everytime that hermaphro shows itself on screen.

Posted by: stinky esposito at July 31, 2008 09:10 AM (MMC8r)

6 Wanna take bets that a Leftist will try to assassinate Barack Obama to blame it on the Right?

Reightag Fires...the favorite bit of liberal fascists...

Posted by: T at July 31, 2008 09:14 AM (AQj/2)

7 For the love of all things holy, who leaked to the huffpo crowd that we DO have camera's that steal your soul? Seriously, I know the Indians were on to us but we had that all sown up with the Casinos! I bet it was that clown, McClellan....

Posted by: Rob B at July 31, 2008 09:15 AM (q32Ly)

8 would a headshot even hurt those skanks?

Posted by: cameo at July 31, 2008 09:19 AM (JGIp7)

Never one with that rare ability to gamble the rest of my life on one step or anything spewing from a conservatives maw, I must say that every time McCain opens his mouth admiration walks out the door, held open by vain stupidity.

I would sincerely like him to embrace notions of Deep Play, leavened with the instant rice of social convention, yet find my self stranded, gape-mouthed, eyes akimbo, staring goose-like at that big rock candy mountain vanilla dollop of existential grab-assing he engages in with business partners/nankers cut from a cloth both tattered and mollusk scented.

Some where out there run the gazelles of his idealistic youth, stomachs swollen as they are with the earnest anticipation of even fouler digestive volition, as he admits to himself, as if anybody ever cared, of his complicity, yeah, his cowardice in the face of candy-assed home field GOP advantage.

All this because he dreams of eating sandwiches on the train, sax bellowing in intense, ad-hoc, race horse piss-off meanderings, intergalactic sausages wrapped around the vertical column of the same, as he defies the extra gravity of the situation, desperate to recycle, along with the fish, chickens, and vegetables he grew up with, admixtures and there waste products.

Posted by: Carl Gordon at July 31, 2008 09:22 AM (78IpS)

10 Hmmmm.

BAH!

As if bigoted racists like us needed a reason to assassinate anybody "of color".

This morning a bunch of people were extremely fortunate that the local deli had orange juice. Otherwise? Massacre man. M-ass-a-cre.

People gots to know how thin that lifeline is.

Posted by: memomachine at July 31, 2008 09:24 AM (3PLow)

11 Carl, get an editor.

Actually, scratch that. Your prose is overwrought enough to make an emo 12-year-old girl blush. You don't need an editor - just a more well-developed sense of shame.

Posted by: Slublog at July 31, 2008 09:26 AM (R8+nJ)

12 Carl, did you write the lyrics for "aphrodisiac jacket" by the Cult in the late 80's? I'm only asking because that song was pretty damn good.

Posted by: Rob B at July 31, 2008 09:29 AM (q32Ly)

Wow, that HuffPo thing is crazy, how the hell do you get from A to B?

Our savior stands

Lights flash in admiration

Lead sinks into skin

Yet another example (like with the race card) of the left being the one to bring this kind of crap up. No one on our side would be stupid enough (I hope) to make race an issue or even JOKE about assassinations. It's always the left that seems to dwell on the extreme negative possibilities of Barry being in the presidential race or winning the white house. They need to get their heads out of the asses, quickly.

Posted by: Grunt2Jag at July 31, 2008 09:31 AM (Yr6lx)

14 >>>eyes akimbo

*Eyes* akimbo?

Carl, don't take this the wrong way, but when you try to use a $5 word, make sure it's really a $5 word rather than a $0.75 word that no one uses because it's weak and cliched, and furthermore, make sure you actually understand what the fuck the word means so you don't give away the fact that you're a low-functioning retard whose wasted days consist of nothing but tapioca and hatred.

Posted by: R.J. MacReady at July 31, 2008 09:32 AM (1WR4H)

15
Main Entry:akimÂ·bo Pronunciation: \É-Ëkim-(Ë)bÅ\ Function:adjective or adverb Etymology:Middle English in keneboweDate:15th century 1 : having the hand on the hip and the elbow turned outward 2 : set in a bent position <a tailor sitting with legs akimbo>

Posted by: R.J. MacReady at July 31, 2008 09:33 AM (1WR4H)

Carl,

Whatever drugs you're taking, please let us know.

So that we won't destroy our brains like you have.

Thanks.

Posted by: maxxman at July 31, 2008 09:40 AM (OYeDg)

17 HuffPo -- the cutting edge of deranged hallucinations.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 31, 2008 10:12 AM (SLqkZ)

18 HuffPoes be such pussies.

Posted by: trentk269 at July 31, 2008 10:39 AM (WUM14)

19 Where'd this guy go to film school?

The flashbulbs clearly symbolize the fact that the person who saw the symbolism of gunshots in the ad is a dumbass.

Posted by: Scoop11 at July 31, 2008 11:10 AM (AEmfc)

20 A head shot on Britney or Paris wouldn't harm a vital organ.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at July 31, 2008 11:22 AM (O9Cc8)

I have to wonder what a week of living in the real world would do to a denizen of HuffPo?

Or to Carl Gordon?

Posted by: irongrampa at July 31, 2008 11:39 AM (N4pK7)

22 Did you guys all not see the "children of the corn" southpark episode with the BS person that was finished off by the flashbulbs

Posted by: bob hussein dole at July 31, 2008 01:07 PM (4GS1g)

23 Moonbat in the 1st degree.

Posted by: TennDon at July 31, 2008 01:09 PM (87pUN)

Carl, that's some fine weapons-grade crazy you possess.

I really liked this though: intergalactic sausages wrapped around the vertical column of the same

That's just gold baby, gold!

Posted by: cranky at July 31, 2008 01:46 PM (GSjxr)

Uh, those weren't headshots, people.

They were moneyshots, baby! Yeah!

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2008 02:36 PM (zAvxs)

26 Jeez, maybe the DNC should get rid of the Donkey and use a projector for a logo. what a bunch of crybabies. and speaking of that, the Chris Crocker piece is in Slate? Andrea Mitchell must have forgotten to pass along the memo after she got it.

Posted by: billypaintbrush at July 31, 2008 06:23 PM (d2LYE)

27 Is that the same HuffPo dolt who thought that Toby Keith's tune Beer for My Horses advocated lynching?

Posted by: Casey at July 31, 2008 08:22 PM (RJSy/)

Here's the old editorial cartoon from the Bittergate times: Leave Barack Alone!

http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/leavebarackalone.jpg

Posted by: Scott at July 31, 2008 10:18 PM (tBp+0)

That's from this collection of Bitterness:

http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2008/04/16/barack-obamas-bitter-remark-editorial-cartoons/

Posted by: Scott at July 31, 2008 10:19 PM (tBp+0)

30 http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid271557392/bctid1701226987

A link to the vid that works.

HuffPo = not even usable for fertilizer.

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