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September 30, 2007

Laughed Out Loud
— LauraW.

Newscaster makes the most delightful flub.

You can't mince your way up a mountain, is what I think she's trying to say.

Thanks to Bart.

Posted by: LauraW. at 05:48 AM | Comments (41)
Post contains 31 words, total size 1 kb.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: blaster at September 30, 2007 05:52 AM (7Q1rc)

2 What would Freud say? 'Cause that was one heck of a slip.

Posted by: 5Cats at September 30, 2007 06:09 AM (Knaf0)

3 Being blind makes you gay?
Whodathunkit?

Posted by: harrison at September 30, 2007 06:36 AM (Gv4O0)

OT --

"I will not vote for any candidate who is not committed to dismantling Guantánamo Bay and replacing it with a free field hospital for poor Cubans." -- Thomas L. Friedman (Link)

Wait a sec... there are poor Cubans? Who don't have adequate access to hospitals in Cuba?

Posted by: Stumbo at September 30, 2007 06:39 AM (1ju3k)

5 You need a wide stance if you're going to climb Everest.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 30, 2007 06:51 AM (9AdKE)

6 Ace, Laura, whoever,

I think we need a sticky post describing how to put a link in the comments without f'ing up the column. There's been patch of them lately.

Barring that, you ask Charles Johnson for his magic URL clipping script.

Posted by: adamthemad at September 30, 2007 07:03 AM (ybmTm)

Does the military have a don't see, don't tell policy?

Posted by: Rosetta at September 30, 2007 07:09 AM (1tfre)

8 That's bullshit.

Posted by: All blind people in the world at September 30, 2007 07:10 AM (1tfre)

This gets funnier the more you think about it.

Can you imagine if you were the climber, watching that with your whole family? Ha!

That little slip sentenced that climber to a lifetime of shit from his friends.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 30, 2007 07:17 AM (1tfre)

10 Maybe he is gay....but he just can't see it.

Posted by: eman at September 30, 2007 07:17 AM (HlorC)

11 eman--LOL!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 30, 2007 07:21 AM (j23NY)

12 Now you go to rehab for saying John Edwards is blind.

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at September 30, 2007 07:39 AM (72nfo)

13 I think it was the earnestness with which she said it that really sold it for me.

Posted by: cranky-d at September 30, 2007 07:39 AM (M67ee)

14 I would pay a dollar to watch LauraW dip her balls on that gay blind guy.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 30, 2007 07:44 AM (6Ie+q)

Whoever loads the teleprompter doesn't like her.

There's no giggling on the clip--what stick-up-their-asses anchors.

Posted by: Ralph L at September 30, 2007 07:52 AM (CQ7Bh)

16 What?

Posted by: 3 Gay Mice at September 30, 2007 07:52 AM (0/BHZ)

Ralph L is gay as a bat.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 30, 2007 07:54 AM (AV77T)

18 Before merging or changing lanes, be sure to check your gay spot.

Posted by: Driver's Manual at September 30, 2007 07:55 AM (AV77T)

19 My favorite Gay Melon VIDEO.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 30, 2007 07:59 AM (AV77T)

20 Don't laugh. The blind guy just found out his wife is actually a dude. It had been a secret until Ms. BigMouth blurted it out.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2007 08:01 AM (1UCRY)

The blind guy just found out his wife is actually a dude. It had been a secret until Ms. BigMouth blurted it out.

Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 30, 2007 08:09 AM (AV77T)

22 VIDEO of early Village People.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 30, 2007 08:14 AM (KecxV)

Sung without irony. A different world.

Posted by: Ralph L at September 30, 2007 08:39 AM (CQ7Bh)

Sung without irony. A different world.

Man did you just say a mouthful, Ralph L. No kidding.

Serendipitously it's also a good vid for a Sunday.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 30, 2007 08:52 AM (Mpp8f)

25 "SORRY, sorry for that mistake, Bob, I was thinking about you."

So, did the blind dude actually find his way up that hill, or was he following someone?

Posted by: Merovign at September 30, 2007 09:03 AM (IaYDo)

26 Gay friend told me this joke on Friday night:

How do gay gangsters do a drive-by?
Throw a pack of skittles while screaming "taste the rainbow, bitch!"

(it was funnier when he did it, because he went into full-on lisp mode)

Posted by: Xoxotl at September 30, 2007 09:16 AM (tH4zz)

Hoorah New Mexico!

I hate this place.

Posted by: TheEJS at September 30, 2007 10:42 AM (KINJc)

I hate this place.

So move & don't let the door etc....

I'd hit Cynthia.In fact most of the ladies on KOAT.

Posted by: Frantic Freddie at September 30, 2007 10:56 AM (ho1RW)

29 In the Kingdom of the Gay, the one-eyed monster is king.

Posted by: moviegique at September 30, 2007 11:18 AM (1y5Vr)

Gay. Blind. Balck. What's the difference?

To the moonbats, gays have not only achieved minority status, but also disabled status. O, the poor victims of homosexuality, the hurdles they must leap just to keep up with the normal folks.

Posted by: Bart at September 30, 2007 11:25 AM (r5xF2)

31 Black, too.

Posted by: Bart at September 30, 2007 11:26 AM (r5xF2)

32 No-one is so Gay as he who will not see.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at September 30, 2007 11:31 AM (TnQKB)

33 HERE'S a Q/A with the sword-swallowing ass-hammering butt-pirate blind climber.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 30, 2007 11:54 AM (KotLt)

34 Freddie,

Agreed. Most of the on-air talent is quite hittable but prone to such verbal pratfalls.

Posted by: kevin at September 30, 2007 12:40 PM (xHPOo)

35 I was impressed when she said he had teh ghayness. I was thinking yeah you go girl, but what's the big deal with the blind guy? His buddies were probably like. "yeah dude we are like 20 ft of the ground no problem". I mean where in the hell is the fear if you can't look down. Now the dude is publicly blind and gay. His buddies are wondering around with ole one eye hanging out thinking Bruce cant see but his keen senses can hear the swish of the Schlong as it dices the frosty moutain air. Good times, good times

Posted by: Lance at September 30, 2007 03:50 PM (8dEoO)

36 So, I said to the fellas in our little clique, 'Dearhearts, what say we sashay our way to the top tomorrow? We'll plant a darling little rainbow flag on the tippety top of the hill, and celebrate with a couple appletinis. But for now, I'm simply bushed. So let's all spoon till morning to keep our body heat.

Toodles!

Posted by: Gay Mtn Climber at September 30, 2007 03:52 PM (OoMad)

Posted by: Lance

haha.

Posted by: Ralph L at September 30, 2007 04:49 PM (CQ7Bh)

38 An eye for an eye leaves the whole world Gay.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 01, 2007 08:21 AM (KeOQp)

39 I lol'd.

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