June 26, 2008

Lara Logan, In-Bedded Reporter
— Ace

Now I know why she's so pissed she's been recalled from Iraq. It's going to play hell with her dating life.

Here's Logan shooting her dirty, dirty whore-mouth off on The Daily Show. Half of what she says I agree with -- networks have cut back war coverage almost to nothing, the soldiers are largely forgotten, thanks to the non-coverage.

But her thrust seems to be that everything is still going atrociously in Iraq. She doesn't mention the success of the surge from what I can tell. Given that her big beef is that the networks aren't adequately informing the public about the war, you'd think she could take five minutes out from stealing other women's husbands to mention that.

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1
WTF?  She hooked up with Michael "Hobo Spaz" Ware?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 26, 2008 08:41 AM (QcPNi)

2 Gotta love it:  She complains that she was hurt by the wife's comments because they had met and she thought they were "friends." YOU WERE FUCKING HER HUSBAND, BITCH!  Also, she was fucking Michael Ware??? Wasn't he the obnoxious laughing guy from months ago?

Posted by: GRC at June 26, 2008 08:43 AM (keQTO)

3 I'd hit it.  Well.......Someone had to say it.

Posted by: MAJHAM at June 26, 2008 08:45 AM (5ap+X)

4 I'd hit it.

Wait your fucking turn, pal.

Posted by: B Moe at June 26, 2008 08:47 AM (8SxEl)

5

She has an interesting accent. I couldn't make it out so I Googled it. She's South African; so I guess that means she's an African-American now.

And yes, she is hot.

Posted by: Michael Laurence at June 26, 2008 08:47 AM (M0QEs)

6 Wait... she was married, too.  So, she's married and fucking two guys at once. I love this line that Burkett's marriage was already broken up before she and him began boinking.  Too bad no one told his wife. The other funny line was that she and Ware were not having an affair and they only fucked once.  He's single so I guess he's not as attractive to her.

Posted by: GRC at June 26, 2008 08:53 AM (keQTO)

7

Brooklynpaper cite:

Ayveq, the walrus whose bizarre, though oddly compelling, masturbation rituals made him an international sensation at the New York Aquarium, has died. He was 14.

Though well-liked long before he discovered the habit that would make him a star, Ayveq’s frequent public self-gratification made him the Coney Island institution’s singular attraction.

“We are all still in shock about it,” Aquarium Director Jon Forrest Dohlin said. “He was an absolute delight. He had a magnetism and a charm that was totally his own. He loved people and he knew how to work a crowd and entertain guests.

“And himself,” Dohlin added. “He did have a raffish charm, no doubt about it.”

Ayveq, dead at 14 - Judging from the quotations about the walrus's onanistic abilities: "knowing how to work a crowd", "magnetism", a "raffish charm" I'm guessing ace visited the New York Aquarium about 12-13 years ago.

Perhaps there'll be an AoS meet-up for Ayveq's viewing.  Shared solos to follow.

As for Lara, she's right, things in Iraq are going atrociously compared to, say, the Lower East Side. 

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 26, 2008 08:55 AM (UeP9e)

8 So, how did Ayveq, you know, do it?

Posted by: GRC at June 26, 2008 09:00 AM (keQTO)

9 Given that her big beef is that the networks aren't adequately informing the public about the war, you'd think she could take five minutes out from stealing other women's husbands to mention that.

CATFIGHT!

Posted by: skippy at June 26, 2008 09:07 AM (cm1Dh)

10

But her thrust seems to be...

Her thrust? Isn't her thrust the thing that got her into this mess?  

Posted by: adk46er at June 26, 2008 09:13 AM (aZCPZ)

11

Her husband is a pro basketball player in England. Supposedly she's divorcing him.

She really is the definition of a world-class slut.

I can see why men in this forum are so smitten. Nothing like an easy lay to get the juices flowing. But watch out, boys. She's dangerous!

Posted by: ajmalkov at June 26, 2008 09:27 AM (8r/RM)

12 Ayveq, we hardly knew ye. You were a kindred spirit. A true follower of the AoS LifeStyle. I will entertain myself in your honor. Please don't be offended about me thinking about Lara Logan while I do it. I know you would have wanted it that way.

Posted by: Tushar at June 26, 2008 09:29 AM (IlgNp)

13

Tushar, a classic comment.

I will now, of course, drink myself blind in hopes of forgetting the mental image, but classic nonetheless.

Posted by: Rocketeer at June 26, 2008 09:47 AM (GFaLW)

14 South African?  I guess she's just doing a job no America will do.

Obligatory hit-it comment: In a heartbeat.

Posted by: Diffus at June 26, 2008 10:21 AM (MR/ge)

15 Back to the bunk...

Posted by: Francase at June 26, 2008 10:29 AM (nrLPb)

16 So, no one will even offer a theory on how a walrus whacks off?

Posted by: GRC at June 26, 2008 10:53 AM (/ZFob)

17 I'd hit it, but only on background.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at June 26, 2008 12:25 PM (lAS+u)

18 Hard to cover a war on your back, Lara.

Posted by: Unknown Moron at June 26, 2008 12:58 PM (o14/2)

19 Damn. I'd been on a hate-binge over Ware for his CNN reporting (insurgent sniper...), then I read House to House a couple of months ago, and Bellavia has a pretty favorable view of Ware. Made me think about re-evaluating my disdain for Ware.

Now you tell me that Ware likes to bang hot lefty reporters. That's gonna make it even tougher to hate him, especially since he seems to have done it in a love-em-n-leave-em manner.

I am depressed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2008 01:16 PM (Ds4I5)

20 Her swimsuit modeling photos are here.

You're welcome.

Posted by: geoff at June 26, 2008 01:21 PM (Qirh4)

21

That's gonna make it even tougher to hate him, especially since he seems to have done it in a love-em-n-leave-em manner.

I believe the approved AOS term is "hit it and quit it".

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2008 01:30 PM (VBon8)

22

Her husband is a pro basketball player in England.

That's grounds right there, ain't it, Ayveq?!  Ayveq...

Posted by: sherlock at June 26, 2008 01:37 PM (ojW85)

23 I believe the approved AOS term is "hit it and quit it".

Duly noted. I was having trouble with that. But then again, I have a troublesome relationship with my vocabulary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2008 01:40 PM (Ds4I5)

24

"...he knew how to work a crowd..."

Look people, let's not give Keith Olbermann any ideas, okay?

Posted by: sherlock at June 26, 2008 01:40 PM (ojW85)

25 Yeah, she's hot (and I'd definitely hit it) but man, what a biatch.

Posted by: thebronze at June 26, 2008 01:48 PM (17zSz)

26 She really is the definition of a world-class slut.

No, she's a world class bitch. A slut fucks everybody. A bitch fucks everybody but me.

Posted by: XBradTC at June 26, 2008 02:02 PM (P30Fk)

27 Um, what where you saying. . .she's really the real life version of Patsy Kensit's character in Lethal Weapon, who was involved with Mel Gibson, it didn't end well. . .This is payback for her dissing her colleagues on the Daily Show. You know Payback's a . . .(fill in the blank)

Posted by: narciso at June 26, 2008 02:07 PM (8nB5X)

28

I can see why men in this forum are so smitten. Nothing like an easy lay to get the juices flowing. But watch out, boys. She's dangerous!

Crazy chicks are hot, but crazy, evil chicks are even hotter!

Of course, you do have to kill them after the second or third fuck 'cause they start plotting against you. Don't stress - there are plenty more out there.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 26, 2008 02:22 PM (D7Mah)

29

I believe the proper terminology is "pump and dump."

...I just saying.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2008 02:37 PM (zAvxs)

30

I'm just saying...

damn lag.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2008 02:38 PM (zAvxs)

Posted by: narciso at June 26, 2008 03:19 PM (8nB5X)

32 Pardon me for a moment while I join Rocketeer in slugging down a Diet Rite and whiskey to get the image of Tushar doing what he does best out of my head.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at June 26, 2008 03:25 PM (QMGr1)

33 Fritz nailed it. Thanks brother.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2008 03:51 PM (Ds4I5)

34 Ace, I think you mispinterpeted her point.  I'm in the US Army, and was in B-dad last year.  Logan was going around embedding with lots of units, and had an excellent reputation among the military.  Whatever sexual escapades she may have engaged in, she is a good reporter.  She is one of the only ones who I can recall publishing positive stories about things soldiers had done, or for that matter publishing stories that didn't involve explosions.  Units actually wanted her to visit and do stories on them, which is truly high praise in that environment.

Posted by: Josh at June 26, 2008 04:05 PM (4ySan)

35

"Units actually wanted her to visit..."

Boy, you can say that again.

Posted by: Typical F'ing Unit at June 26, 2008 09:25 PM (FgxdU)

36

But her thrust seems to be that everything is still going atrociously in Iraq. She doesn't mention the success of the surge from what I can tell. Given that her big beef is that the networks aren't adequately informing the public about the war

 

 

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