September 01, 2008
— Ace
Sarah Palin:
"Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support," the Palins said.
Barack Obama:
"Look, I got two daughters 9 years old and 6 years old," he said. "I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby. I don't want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn't make sense to not give them information."
I don't think we have to fear similar surprise bundles of joy from the other side of the ticket. They've got that taken care of.
Thanks to DrewM.
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Posted by: mesablue at September 01, 2008 08:50 AM (5yNaE)
Posted by: h2u at September 01, 2008 08:51 AM (gp/if)
Posted by: mesablue at September 01, 2008 08:53 AM (5yNaE)
ST. PAUL (Reuters) - The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said on Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.
Fuckin' lowlifes.
Posted by: Reiver at September 01, 2008 08:54 AM (s7h/P)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 01, 2008 08:55 AM (dgAmf)
There is a full on civil war being waged at the DU right now. Dozens of DU posters with 1000+ posts are warning their fellow inmates to lay off this. But the majority are saying they plan to tear her apart.
I can't beleive it but it looks like McCain may be picking up votes on the DU by the minute.
Posted by: Tyrtle at September 01, 2008 08:56 AM (BRWtH)
Posted by: The Obvious at September 01, 2008 08:57 AM (1g+FW)
Sarah Palin is dealing with the event. I can only hope that this will make her a more sympathetic figure to woman voters. The Obamatons, themselves, have been shown to be almost universally misogynist.
Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at September 01, 2008 09:02 AM (nuuDA)
Too bad he had a pro-life (Muslim) father who didn't want him aborted.
Posted by: Cunningloaf at September 01, 2008 09:02 AM (8B1fc)
Oh, we've already had the concern troll peddling the "social conservatives are won't vote for Palin" talking point.
Happy Days.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 01, 2008 09:04 AM (wgLRl)
And let the Dems pull their high holier than thou act -- the Palins are a regular family that stuff has happened to and they go on and deal with it. There has been such awful, awful things being said and -- to me -- I think Obama should have come out and said to knock it off. But instead, where is he? He and Michelle are smirking in the corner somewhere? The smugness of Democrats never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by: Kay at September 01, 2008 09:04 AM (jQJYv)
On the one side, "unconditional love and support".
On the other side, "punished with a baby".
I know which side is mine.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 01, 2008 09:05 AM (2yngH)
h2u,
"Social conservatives" may not be keen on teen pregnancy but I'm pretty sure they are 100% morally opposed t,o you know, aborting those babies. I'm thinking it's a wash at worse with the vast majority of voters and net plus with some.
Of course, it's a 17 year old girl and her families business not our, so hopefully after today we won't be discussing it much.
Posted by: DrewM. at September 01, 2008 09:06 AM (hlYel)
Too bad he had a pro-life (Muslim) father who didn't want him aborted."
Really?
Posted by: bleh at September 01, 2008 09:06 AM (GNCy6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2008 09:07 AM (zpaDL)
Posted by: joh at September 01, 2008 09:08 AM (1DPb/)
Posted by: bleh at September 01, 2008 09:09 AM (GNCy6)
My sister got pregnant in high school and I have a number of cousins back in the Dakotas whose first kid was born a couple of months after the mom and dad were married. Almost everyone knows someone who got pregnant in high school and what matters is how it is handled.
Now if it turns out the Palin's were very preachy about abstinance and holier than thou, then yes, that would be a problem.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 01, 2008 09:09 AM (C2//T)
Bullshit. I'm a social conservative, Christian fundie type, and I still wake up in the middle of the night thinking I hear some kid knocking on the door asking "Are you my daddy?"
Youth is truly wasted on the young. Bristol got knocked up. Not the best thing to happen to a 17 year old, but she's not killing the baby, and the fact that Todd Palin let this Levi kid live instead of hiring him on his boat and making the "man overboard" call is testament that he's probably a fine young man, himself, and going to live up to his responsibilities as husband and father. Kids thrust into adulthood are sometimes amazing.
This is what we call LIFE. It's what the left calls POLITICS. Fundamental fucking difference. God bless little Philbert, or whatever the hell his/her name is.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 01, 2008 09:10 AM (soTgQ)
Posted by: Dave J at September 01, 2008 09:10 AM (qsGH+)
Congratulations, Palin family. May Bristol have a beautiful wedding and a complication free birth.
Posted by: fredras at September 01, 2008 09:12 AM (1OMSg)
Posted by: Arthur at September 01, 2008 09:12 AM (nKJNN)
Can we discuss the fact that Gov Jindal can talk for 15 minutes straight without taking a breath? That poor sign-language translator's arms are going to fall off.
Posted by: Bart at September 01, 2008 09:12 AM (eGRG+)
I don't think news of the pregnancy will hurt Palin with social cons. We have kids, some of them have sex when they're teens, some of them get pregnant. Some of them--probably more than I'd like to think about--have abortions. The point is that the Palins are doing the right thing, all of them--the teenager for not aborting the baby, and for marrying the dad, and the adults, for supporting her.
Posted by: dulce at September 01, 2008 09:16 AM (a6rJl)
Posted by: toby hussein 928 at September 01, 2008 09:18 AM (evdj2)
Oh wait, she's not getting an abortion. Maybe that's what's pissing them off.
Posted by: Annalucia at September 01, 2008 09:19 AM (OMiLl)
Posted by: meep at September 01, 2008 09:20 AM (7uTCa)
Posted by: jmchez at September 01, 2008 09:23 AM (dqDWv)
That was almost 40 years ago. Still married - parents of 3 - grandparents. Everything lookin' good, it seems. That's what happens when you have supportive families like the Schaeffers.
Posted by: Annalucia at September 01, 2008 09:23 AM (OMiLl)
Bristol is stepping up and taking responsibility.
Posted by: mpur at September 01, 2008 09:24 AM (30oKN)
And Bristol Palin. She did the right thing.
One could argue about whether she should have had sex before marriage. I have no problem with it personally, but then I'm not a Christian. I think sex is a natural and good thing, not just for the pleasure, but also for the result.
In choosing life and the responsibilities of motherhood, young Bristol Palin demonstrates more character than the majority of the Democratic Party and a minority of the Republican Party right off the bat.
Independents too, but I couldn't figure out how to work that in rhetorically.
Posted by: Christoph at September 01, 2008 09:26 AM (hawOV)
Congratulations on the upcoming addition to the Awesome Palin family. If mom is any indication, they ought to have a billion offspring.
But does anyone buy the line that they made the announcement now to silence lefty bloggers? That just doesn't track for me.
Best Regards
Posted by: ATNorth at September 01, 2008 09:26 AM (VAF/F)
Bristol's fiance must have needed balls like a bowling alley to talk to Todd. Talk about manning up....
The Dims are gonna run with this like they did Cheney's lesbian daughter and again prove themselves to be the graceless, hateful, small minded, bigoted pricks they are. They just really don't understand conservatives or Christians or any other sort of ordinary American and are going to, again, run against their own projection of who they think we are.
Posted by: Ronsonic at September 01, 2008 09:26 AM (ywSvi)
Perhaps I should screenshot that article before it gets scrubbed....
Posted by: mpur at September 01, 2008 09:27 AM (30oKN)
Posted by: mpur at September 01, 2008 09:27 AM (30oKN)
Posted by: Christoph at September 01, 2008 09:29 AM (hawOV)
I am totally impressed with the Palin family and how they are dealing with all of this. HERE is a fucking American family we can relate to and be proud of. HERE is how real human beings who put family before politics act. HERE are people I would want to have a beer with. HERE is a woman who I would trust to make decisions about the lives and deaths of her fellow Americans.
And, oh yeah. John McCain, you fucking rocked on this one!
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at September 01, 2008 09:32 AM (kZT4X)
Posted by: GarandFan at September 01, 2008 09:37 AM (eJ32B)
And, oh yeah. John McCain, you fucking rocked on this one!
I love it when elemental truths are so eloquently expressed. Well said.
Posted by: Reiver at September 01, 2008 09:41 AM (s7h/P)
Posted by: Lefty Hussein McMoonbat at September 01, 2008 09:44 AM (2jQGY)
This fact should be brought up every time a lefty mentions Bristol in a negative way.
Posted by: DelD at September 01, 2008 09:45 AM (hQebA)
"I know, right? I'm having this weird reaction to her, the more I hear. Even the ethical crap she's under investigation for - she got her sister-in-law's abusive ex off the state payroll. It's not that I "like" her, or her policies... but the fact that she doesn't fit in any perfect little box makes her an intriguing intellectual curiosity. I don't find myself disliking her, at least. (And, yes, it's discomfiting. I feel all weird. But then, this entire campaign season has turned my political world all topsy-turvy. I don't know up from down or left from right anymore. Sheesh.)"
This is a quote from the comments at a hard-core feminist site. Sarah Palin is officially *fucking huge*. You have no idea how much sympathy for her is being generated out there.
Posted by: morbo at September 01, 2008 09:50 AM (DDKPv)
Posted by: brak at September 01, 2008 09:51 AM (OLiI6)
Posted by: mesablue at September 01, 2008 09:51 AM (5yNaE)
Not that there's anyting wrong with that, of course. I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2008 09:54 AM (EW49d)
I completely disagree. Now is the time for name calling of the cock sucking leftist scum assholes, not anyone else.
Should leftist scum be one word?
Posted by: fredras at September 01, 2008 09:54 AM (1OMSg)
It turns out Sarah Palin's husband was arrested for DUI 22 years ago as well. Which naturally disqualifies her for service as Veep, but assuming there's a dead female involved opens the door for him to become our next long-time senator from Massachusetts...
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 01, 2008 09:54 AM (4ZOxD)
These things happen. I'm a long way from being a parent of a teenage girl but I would hesitate to judge Sarah Palin harshly. Kids are people, not automatons. You do your dead-level best to instill your values and hope and pray that they get it. If they make a bad decision, you teach them how to take responsibility for the consequences instead of running away. Considering that Bristol is keeping the baby (and making sure the baby has a real father who is married to Mom and not just a sperm donor), I'd say Sarah Palin did a pretty damn good job of that.
Posted by: Tina at September 01, 2008 09:58 AM (7sVL1)
Posted by: Melissjane at September 01, 2008 10:01 AM (NAp3T)
Posted by: Bart at September 01, 2008 10:02 AM (eGRG+)
"Speaking of shotgun weddings, let's not forget that Barack Obama's mother was an 18 and unmarried when she got pregnant with the Messiah."
And luckily for the Messiah, in 1964 Roe v Wade was eight years in the future. Or his mother might have decided that she didn't want to be "punished" with a baby, either.
Posted by: Brown Line at September 01, 2008 10:05 AM (OMiLl)
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 01, 2008 10:06 AM (v4v0B)
It'll cause some consternation amongst social cons (and we're fooling ourselves if we think otherwise), but I'm not sure it's as big a deal as it might have been twenty or thirty years ago. Once you get into the rural hinterlands, teenage pregnancy really is pretty common (hell, my grandmother had two kids and a thrid on the way before she was 20!). I expect that the attention will focus not so much on the pregnancy, but on the "unwed mother" angle. Who's the daddy? Will he and Bristol get married? If not, what kind of support arrangement is going to be worked out?
It is interesting that McCain went ahead with Palin even though he must have known about Bristol's pregnancy. It does make his choice of VP seem like even more of a long-shot gamble than before.
Posted by: Monty at September 01, 2008 10:07 AM (dCZbI)
Posted by: someone at September 01, 2008 10:11 AM (2z2WN)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2008 10:26 AM (VBon8)
The should satisfy The One and Zealots.
Posted by: shit-house lawyer at September 01, 2008 10:26 AM (2CVxB)
O'Bama thinks that having a child is punishment.
Sarah Palin sees it for the wondrous joy that it is.
Posted by: thebronze at September 01, 2008 10:28 AM (YlH3h)
Posted by: Christoph at September 01, 2008 10:33 AM (hawOV)
He says he's offended that bloggers who support him are writing this crap. I believe him.
Posted by: Christoph at September 01, 2008 10:35 AM (hawOV)
Fuckin' retard Mobys.
Posted by: J. Wilde at September 01, 2008 10:36 AM (ucJiT)
Posted by: mesablue at September 01, 2008 10:43 AM (5yNaE)
This marks one of the few times that I've been pleased with Obama. Very classy. Alas, his followers won't followers won't take their messiah's words to heart.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 01, 2008 10:43 AM (qPHMe)
Posted by: Mangas Colorados at September 01, 2008 10:49 AM (evvxr)
Posted by: mcgurk at September 01, 2008 10:52 AM (n3Ozc)
Life is largely about making mistakes. None of us are perfect.
What leftists don't understand is that it's what you do after the mistake that matters.
For instance, some families, upon hearing that their 17yr old daughter is pregnant, hand her $500 and walk her down to the clinic to have a "doctor" hack her baby out of her womb. Then they congratulate themselves for saving their daughter and themselves from all the inconviences and challenges of raising a child. Oh, and for their "open mindedness."
Others disown their daughters for disobeying them. Or move them in with a relative who lives out of town to save themselves a bit of social embarrassment.
Some offer their unconditional love and support. And understand that great blessings often arise from mistakes. And in doing so, they set the example for what parenthood is all about.
There's a name for this, by the way. Leftists have a hard time getting their heads around it. It's called character.
Posted by: Warden at September 01, 2008 11:12 AM (9xi/D)
Lib: baby = punishment
Con: baby = blessing (even if unexpected)
Liberals are banking on social conservatives using this as a Palin deal breaker. The libs are really showing that they don't understand conservatives at all (and never have) . A lot of conservatives preach abstinence, but they don't abandon or give up on people when they don't follow that advice. Conservatives are understanding, forgiving and supportive.
Between Obama, Biden, McCain and Palin, Palin's life is more similar to mine and my friends and family than any of the other 3.
BTW: where is the fucking hope in calling a baby punishment?
Posted by: lemmiwinks at September 01, 2008 11:16 AM (Qv6BF)
Posted by: Techie at September 01, 2008 11:22 AM (yjPD8)
I think it has to. A real life example from the trenches of talkin the talk and walkin the walk and not Obama's droning on dispassionately about some future hypothetical.
Posted by: liontooth at September 01, 2008 11:46 AM (n3pxb)
Posted by: Stealth at September 01, 2008 12:48 PM (fW++b)
h2u has his heart in the right place but suffers from flyover blindness like most Californians.
Posted by: aubrey at September 01, 2008 01:24 PM (q/Z0+)
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2008 01:42 PM (HjPtV)
Another juxtaposition that I hope people with millions of listeners will make repeatedly between now and November 4: the two Down Syndrome babies. On the one hand, the poor little aborted, but ALIVE, Down Syndrome baby that nurse Jill Stanek cradled for 45 minutes before he died because she couldn't bear the idea of this poor little baby having to die alone, on top of a pile of medical waste. The experience changed Stanek's life, and it was thanks in large part to her powerful testimony in the U.S. Senate that the Born Alive Infant Protection Act passed UNANIMOUSLY--even Barbara Boxer and Hillary Clinton voted for it. Barack Obama was still a lowly Illinois state senator in Springfield at the time, and when identical legislation was proposed in the Illinois state senate, Obama opposed it, vehemently and repeatedly. As head of the committee considering it, he even killed the bill and prevented it from getting to the senate floor.
Contrast to Sarah Palin, who found out she was pregnant unexpectedly at age 43, with a Down Syndrome baby, and.....well, we know the rest. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at September 01, 2008 01:49 PM (3i6ii)
Posted by: The Drizzle at September 01, 2008 01:55 PM (fWnCD)
These things happen. I'm a long way from being a parent of a teenage girl but I would hesitate to judge Sarah Palin harshly. Kids are people, not automatons. You do your dead-level best to instill your values and hope and pray that they get it. If they make a bad decision, you teach them how to take responsibility for the consequences instead of running away. Considering that Bristol is keeping the baby (and making sure the baby has a real father who is married to Mom and not just a sperm donor), I'd say Sarah Palin did a pretty damn good job of that.
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Wait, are you talking about Franky Schaeffer, the son of the evangelist? Wow. I did not know this.
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